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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network.

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Speaker 2: It's Fleachborn and Haley's a little bit of pod. Welcome

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Speaker 2: to a little bit of pod. This was weird. I

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Speaker 2: did a midweek sheet change. Happened because we were going

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Speaker 2: away and we had a lot on and I was like,

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Speaker 2: you know what, I'm just going to do the sheets now.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to do it.

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Speaker 2: I always do it Sundays.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, love, Like.

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Speaker 2: Haley and I were talking about if you ever sleep

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Speaker 2: in your sheets and you hungover or really drunk, you

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Speaker 2: have to clean the sheets the next day.

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Speaker 1: I cannot sleep in my Yeah, that gusty, just as

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Speaker 1: sweaty and steamy.

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Speaker 2: So Sunday is always to be stay for a sheet clean.

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Speaker 2: But so I just decided, because there was so much

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Speaker 2: one at the weekend, I just do it Wednesday. So

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Speaker 2: then I get home still have nice cristyish sheets. Here

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Speaker 2: we go, and you know what, it was just nice

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Speaker 2: and a weekday to have a clean sheet experience.

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Speaker 3: And okay.

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Speaker 2: So and I thought of a question if you were

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Speaker 2: super rich every day, like what do you think like

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Speaker 2: the cards, like people these celebrities that have like housekeepers.

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Speaker 3: And stuff and they have a fresh towel every day.

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Speaker 2: Do you think that they that they fresh bed sheet

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Speaker 2: every day.

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Speaker 1: Like would you a housekeeper? Yeah, yeah, no, because I

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Speaker 1: like second day sheets. Maybe every couple of days.

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Speaker 2: Call. Actually sometimes that's sleep has softened a little bit

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Speaker 2: to you, not sweeter yet. Maybe three days.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but it's just like when you get

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Speaker 3: into the crisp sheets. So do we only change our

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Speaker 3: sheets once a week because we're poor?

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Speaker 2: Maybe no, But see, I'll be honest with you. Sometimes

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Speaker 2: it's longer than where I was going to say. That's

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Speaker 2: probably maybe a third we've done it as a whole

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Speaker 2: way back. I think we're definitely in a minority of

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Speaker 2: the one weekers. I think it's two to a month

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Speaker 2: most people. We're now fucking wild to me that people

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Speaker 2: go a month without changing the sheets.

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Speaker 3: I've just realized I'm a single gown. Now he has

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Speaker 3: just dawned upon you. Fuck. I just switched sights and

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Speaker 3: then I'll go every fortnight. Fuck.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't even think about that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to do a week on the lift,

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Speaker 3: and I'll do a week on the right and the

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Speaker 3: extra sleeper.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm kind of like an in the middle of

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Speaker 2: the bed sleeper.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not classic you piece of ship, piece of ship, uncompromising.

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Speaker 2: If you've got a partner, what would you do?

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Speaker 3: What do you mean? What would I inside? Would you

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Speaker 3: sleep on?

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Speaker 2: Well, sometimes people stay over that and it's really.

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Speaker 3: Got a small marry. You'd have to go door side.

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Speaker 3: I'm always door side. Yeah, easy to get out. It's

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Speaker 3: just daddy don't want some power bottom getting the door inder.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, it's just easy to go to

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Speaker 2: the toilet in the middle of the door.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say and then this is going to

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Speaker 1: sound like a break and I don't mean it too,

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Speaker 1: but I do have a California king, and I don't

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Speaker 1: move a lot when I sleep.

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Speaker 3: I reckon.

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Speaker 1: I could get three weeks out of the I'll go left, middle, right,

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Speaker 1: change of sheets.

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Speaker 3: This is brilliant, really good.

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Speaker 2: Maybe a good idea. Or if you still want to

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Speaker 2: sleep on the same bed, rotate the mattress.

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Speaker 3: Here it is and there it is. We'll leave the

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Speaker 3: fitted sheet on and then just heavy flick the douvet

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Speaker 3: and sheet. Oh yeah, flick the do the like that

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Speaker 3: way like over other side?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So mankey sider is on top?

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Speaker 3: Do you not sleep with the top?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 3: I do top sheet. Yeah, people respect for my respect

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Speaker 3: for me.

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Speaker 2: And in the world.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, here's a top sheet. Here's the top sheet. Who

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Speaker 3: an anti top sheet?

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Speaker 2: Gin Z's and younger millennials, I believe, get low in the.

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Speaker 3: Wating into that douvet and you'll wash it once a year.

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Speaker 2: I mean they get anxious at everything. I mean, surely

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Speaker 2: get anxious at the state of how manky you're making

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Speaker 2: your dove.

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Speaker 3: A blue light on that third