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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast Network.

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Speaker 2: It's Fleechborn and Hayley's a little bit of pod. Welcome

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Speaker 2: to a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Of pod, guys. I flew over to Australia this weekend and.

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Speaker 2: You are hosting the Australian version of Have You been

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Speaker 2: paying Attention?

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Speaker 1: I did, and I'll say I did a good job.

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Speaker 1: I did a bloody good job, bloody good job of it. Actually, yeah, modest.

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Speaker 2: I'll always say she's modest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, when you've nailed something.

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Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, right, you nailed it.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, So on the flight over, I was sat in

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Speaker 1: the window seat yep, and then there was an older

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Speaker 1: lady in the seat next to me. No, an older

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Speaker 1: gentleman in the seat next to me, and then some

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Speaker 1: who gives a shit, you know, like I don't know

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Speaker 1: who's in the aisle, but they had the best access

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Speaker 1: to the toilet.

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Speaker 2: That's your preferred seat that way, because you wear a lot.

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Speaker 1: It depends if I'm flying to somewhere, like because I

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Speaker 1: wear a lot. If I'm flying from somewhere, I like

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Speaker 1: window because I'll probably sleep and probably hungover. So that's

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Speaker 1: my thought proceeds anyway, So I'm sitting next to this

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Speaker 1: lovely order man, and then a workout and then it's

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Speaker 1: a you know they're doing their food service, but it's

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Speaker 1: as flight to Australias. You had to have opted it.

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Speaker 1: Not everyone gets fed right short flight and he the

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Speaker 1: woman in front of him, not next to him. I

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Speaker 1: work out as his wife being separated. They both got

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Speaker 1: middle seed. No, obviously didn't book a head.

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Speaker 2: That's the that's on you.

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Speaker 1: No sympathy coming from me. You you fucked up.

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Speaker 2: So then chann't because I quite like when people can't.

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Speaker 1: Because I was in a tiny little seat next to him,

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Speaker 1: was right into his ear. You fucked up anyway, So

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Speaker 1: she gets skipped for the meal, and then he orders

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Speaker 1: the meal right, and he's ordering the meal and then

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Speaker 1: gets a glass of sevon Blanc, and then he the

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Speaker 1: person carries on and he passes the sevyon Blanc forward

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Speaker 1: to his wife. He forgoes a drink so that she

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Speaker 1: can have this.

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Speaker 2: How are they both flying? But then one got a meal?

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Speaker 2: One did it.

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Speaker 1: I guess they were just like, why pay for the

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Speaker 1: works deal for both of us. And then at some

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Speaker 1: point he finishes half the meal and then passes the

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Speaker 1: tray forward and she finishes.

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Speaker 2: The other half, Oh my god, fuck off twenty dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, get far.

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Speaker 1: And then when they come around again to do you know,

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Speaker 1: would you like another beverage in this time he gets

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Speaker 1: the selanc and then three to one they sink a movie.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know, and I'd say they're like seventies.

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Speaker 3: No behavior parents about this idea and Christine save three

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Speaker 3: to one.

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Speaker 2: I can imagine them sinking a movie.

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Speaker 3: No, they wouldn't sing it because Dad will watched some

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Speaker 3: action movie that one thinks is silly and I wants

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Speaker 3: to watch some.

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Speaker 1: You really dark British crime. Oh. I thought it was

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Speaker 1: quite sweet that they actually like each other that laden life.

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Speaker 1: Do you know they're doing these sweet things that.

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Speaker 2: Maybe they are a recent, Maybe they were a recent.

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Speaker 1: It gave big because when I, because I obviously followed

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Speaker 1: them off the thing, then they're sort of linking arms

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Speaker 1: and kind of helping each other. It was really so yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean I vomited. I just thought it was cute.

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Speaker 1: You're seeing them sink a movie. I will say they

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Speaker 1: didn't quite nail the sink. I didn't they it was

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Speaker 1: a little bit further ahead, but I didn't mention that

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Speaker 1: they went three to one, and I.

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Speaker 2: Was like, oh, no, all right, but don't they some planes,

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Speaker 2: some airlines do an actual sink thing. Right.

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Speaker 1: You can watch a long time that this couple in

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Speaker 1: their seventies taking a back seats.

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Speaker 2: Also something that wasn't cute. Didn't you have a little

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Speaker 2: seat kecker behind you?

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Speaker 1: Ah, did a little. At one point I even grabbed

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Speaker 1: my hand down to see if I could grab its ankle.

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Speaker 1: It was just a kid that was playing a game

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Speaker 1: and the screen, yeah, it was the was the thing,

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Speaker 1: and it was really smashing it. And so I kept

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Speaker 1: like turning around and scowling at the mother and then

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Speaker 1: scowling at the care right.

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Speaker 3: As a parent, I find it a horrible that people

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Speaker 3: aren't telling their kids to stop like, you know, running

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Speaker 3: around or being loud or you know, I've got no

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Speaker 3: time for other people's children.

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Speaker 2: I'll try a stern steer like between the gap of

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Speaker 2: the seats.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was doing. But yeah, the stern steer

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Speaker 1: wasn't He wasn't registering.

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Speaker 3: Could you go in the chat function on the on

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Speaker 3: the and write like kick in my chair. I will

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Speaker 3: fucking injure kick you. Yeah, yeah, maybe I will inject

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Speaker 3: you out of this plane.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually know how to open this door next

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Speaker 1: to us and watch it plane