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Speaker 2: Thanks mate, Thanks mate. What we were just discussing was

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Speaker 2: we were doing some filming today for Radio Hodarchy, and

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Speaker 2: Pugs were saying that he loved it, he loved the experience,

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Speaker 2: and he loved being on set, and that he would

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Speaker 2: quite happily sit in a chair waiting and be on

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Speaker 2: his phone. And I was saying, how I loathe and

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Speaker 2: hate myself when I'm sitting around looking absentmindedly and deer

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Speaker 2: brainy like at my phone, and I feel my solving

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Speaker 2: sucked into a dark vacuum of irrelevance.

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Speaker 3: Being absent minded, massively underrated. I mean, it's so much fun.

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Speaker 2: I'm absent minded of by nature. I don't need a

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Speaker 4: Right, Okay, I think sometimes absent mindedness is good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got enough ship to worry about on his plate.

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Speaker 4: Man, So as I was.

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Speaker 2: Saying, I at home, will will find myself doing that

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Speaker 2: and go, no, no, I'm not doing that. And then

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Speaker 2: what do you do that, then I go off my

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Speaker 2: phone and my wife will be on her phone, so

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Speaker 2: I'll give her a ship yeah, exactly, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean. And here's the weird thing this is this

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Speaker 2: is this is true, and it's sad is that I'm

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Speaker 2: you guys will find this hard to believe.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I will.

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Speaker 2: But I can be a ship steer.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes you're a ship steer all the time.

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Speaker 2: And and I so I'll say to my wife while

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Speaker 2: she's on the phone, okay, on your phone, are you darling?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Then she'll go yes, yeah, And I'll say what's on

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Speaker 2: the interweb? Anything interesting? Yeah? And you're going not really,

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Speaker 2: And I go, yeah, so pointless, isn't.

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Speaker 4: It so pointless? What you're doing right now is pointless?

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Do you ever find your

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Speaker 2: soul being sucked out, darling when you're just no, not really,

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Speaker 2: There's some things I'm interested in. But what I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to say is I will ship stir, but then it'll

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, you know, inherently antagon the.

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Speaker 2: Get go yeah, and and then it'll be like, I

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Speaker 2: only mean it as jokes. It's just jokes. Jokes.

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Speaker 4: She's obviously she she's patient.

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Speaker 4: Does she like it when you ship stir secretly?

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Speaker 2: It depends what it is, it depends, And she's very

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Speaker 2: guys find that hard to believe.

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Speaker 4: How about going for it. I'll tell you when I

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Speaker 4: think something's hard to believe her? Right, because off with that?

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Speaker 2: But yeah, no, I sometimes she will, she will give

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Speaker 3: I would love to see that, especially after having met

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Speaker 2: Very really will she do that? But occasionally I'll overstep

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Speaker 5: VTS Yeah, yeah, was it was it on here that

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Speaker 5: man I was talking about someone in the relationship is

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Speaker 1: Wasn't that?

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Speaker 4: I don't think it was on this podcast? So it

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Speaker 4: was an on this podcast. He wasn't here yesterday, not

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Speaker 4: So he's talking about how like in every relationship, one

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Speaker 4: person is the rock, yes, and the other person is

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Speaker 4: the balloon tied to the rock, yes, and without the rock,

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Speaker 4: all grounded. Yes, and you know what I mean. And

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Speaker 4: I think it's quite a good analogy.

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Speaker 3: That's a great analogy.

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Speaker 2: I would say in that regards, I don't think I

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Speaker 4: And your wife keeps you grounded, yes, she does. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: And so I think I'm even the balloon in our relation.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know when your wife calls me, oh Jay.

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Speaker 4: It's just Keezy's been a real rock today, Jesse. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Man Iah was like, Noah, you're a mass of balloon

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no question in our relationship. I am the balloon.

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Speaker 3: I can't even think of what I would be.

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Speaker 2: I would say, you are the rock.

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Speaker 4: I can't be you're pretty.

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Speaker 2: You're pretty. I mean I can be rock too, but

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Speaker 4: But not all relationships have a rock in a balloon.

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Speaker 4: So it could be two rocks, could be a couple

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Speaker 2: say opposites to track My wife and I an opposites.

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Speaker 2: We're very very similar.

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Speaker 4: People, that's right. The reason this conversation came about is

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Speaker 2: South Africa. You do it on the South African accent?

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Speaker 3: Could you replicate the conversation we are from, Joe Big,

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Speaker 3: where are you guys from? That's racist?

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Speaker 4: So I was talking to him and I was like,

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Speaker 4: What do you do for a crust man? He was like, oh,

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Speaker 4: to his partner? And she's like, I'm an I'm a Ela.

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Speaker 3: I think you mean like somebody who goes and heels.

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Speaker 3: No, that's a kid.

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Speaker 4: Think I'm massively into that.

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Speaker 4: So she tapped hard, and I know it's all up here.

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Speaker 4: This is all I Needed's in there. That's really nice,

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Speaker 2: I'm with her on that though, that's right. I hate

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Speaker 3: Me, I sort of adopted a rule that I don't

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Speaker 3: Even when I went on the cruise and.

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Speaker 2: Stuff Japan was that the Swingers cruise.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the Swingers cruise. But in Japan I went a

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Speaker 4: Then put it away.

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Speaker 2: Because did you never put yours away?

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Speaker 4: It's always out. And because like we're looking at going

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Speaker 4: to Vietnam now at New Year's Oh nice for sam

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Speaker 4: my wife, Jason, you could.

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Speaker 4: But every single video I've seen of people there, they've

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, see that's that's smart right there from bugs.

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Speaker 2: Well don't you follow side boob on Insta? What side

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Speaker 2: boob it's you were telling us off here before that

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Speaker 4: Boob hashtag sidebook following side boob hashtag sideboob, So whenever

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Speaker 4: someone posts side boob hashtags, it'll get served to ye pipe.

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Speaker 3: Getting a lot of you on there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you know, I've got a pretty impressive side boob.

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Speaker 2: I've got pretty impressive boobs around fellas. But let's not

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Speaker 2: get into my anatomy. I mean, Pugs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, stay strong, Pugs. I'm trying.

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Speaker 2: We're all trying, Pugs. We're all trying.

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Speaker 4: Mateh where's Mike He'll be back Friday, whatever, edmin, just

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Speaker 4: get the admin out the way. They also make sure

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Speaker 4: you listen to the hurducky Big Show for Will seven

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Speaker 4: every weekday. Hey guys, if you want to guys, if.

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Speaker 2: You're going to be sitting on your phone or bloody

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Speaker 3: You've got to embrace the phone jays. There's so much

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Speaker 3: cool shut on there. Man, I gotta put you on.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's like Pugs had a cool meme today about

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Speaker 4: someone googling dust that actually was sounds so sick when

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Speaker 4: you and I couldn't you can't even describe, but it

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Speaker 4: was very funny.

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Speaker 2: Sounds great.

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Speaker 3: Oh you would have loved it, Jess.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna can you show me after the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll show you the cyboob thing too.

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Speaker 4: Actually, just quickly, can I plug something real quick? Here

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Speaker 4: we go, ah, doing a comedy show on Thursday.

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Speaker 2: Are you in Auckland, man?

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Speaker 4: If you want to get a ticket, I think there's

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Speaker 4: a few remaining, but just go to my Instagram story

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Speaker 4: and I'll chuck a thing up there. I would actually

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Speaker 4: love to go, Chris ken z ed you should, it'd

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Speaker 4: be cool. How much of tickets, I don't know. That

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Speaker 4: sounds out of my price roads. Yeah, but go along

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Speaker 4: and I'll see you there. Good stuff, keezy stuff fellows.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for that, cheers, thanks mate, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Okay ok