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Speaker 1: Hello, it's Matt Heath here with a massive self source.

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Speaker 2: Now it's good by.

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Speaker 1: It is the sixteenth of July twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the Casual Chat.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, no, well, I'm off it.

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Speaker 3: It's called the Daily Bespoke Podcast. We don't want to

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Speaker 3: change its name. We don't need to change it.

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Speaker 4: What are you going to do with the spoky donkies?

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Speaker 4: Call them the chatty mcchattistones.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point. Chat marine rings the chat

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Speaker 1: call it the chats. The chats from the chat the chats?

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Speaker 1: Why can't we call the podcast the Chatter of Islands?

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Speaker 3: We can call it? What have you want?

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Speaker 5: I suppose can't we?

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Speaker 4: I mean, that's dangerous working, is it? Do you think

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Speaker 4: that working?

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Speaker 3: I've got a I've got a question I want to ask.

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Speaker 3: Do you think it's the name of the podcast that's

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Speaker 3: the problem. Do you think it's well inside of the podcast?

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, when I was away, I heard that you

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Speaker 1: guys ran a mark with some sexual content, not all week,

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Speaker 1: just parts of it.

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Speaker 3: What happened with that?

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Speaker 1: I heard there was some sexual content on the Pope?

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Speaker 5: Oh, I know there was, just as you were I met,

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Speaker 5: And you've had this before as well as you know,

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Speaker 5: when you have one of those awful moments where you

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Speaker 5: actually ski yourself because you say something you didn't actually

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Speaker 5: want to say. Yeah, right, and then something slopped down

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Speaker 5: and there's a bit of BP. Yeah, but that's gone.

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Speaker 5: That's so honest mistake, is what you're saying. Well, it

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Speaker 5: was an honest mistake from me, and then you know,

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Speaker 5: the other two double down.

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Speaker 4: But whatever. Look now, look we were moved on quoting you,

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Speaker 4: so we went so.

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Speaker 5: Dishonest mistakes and it was a dishonest mistake from from mash.

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Speaker 4: We were just quoting what he'd said the day before,

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Speaker 4: an honest mistake.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, enough about last week, Yeah, move forward, let's move forward.

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Speaker 5: So you guys have decided that we're going to change

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Speaker 5: the name again? Is that if to watch the Euros?

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Speaker 5: I got stuck in and then you guys have changed

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Speaker 5: the name of the party. So I'm all for it

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Speaker 5: if if that's what you want to do.

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Speaker 4: Many had a theory use today that we need a

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Speaker 4: sound at the start of it.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's the codec theory, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm familiar.

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Speaker 1: With Caca cola, kodak, k K k uh less so

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Speaker 5: Have you thought about naming our podcast the KKK?

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Speaker 3: I'm empty that.

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Speaker 1: I just think it invokes another organization. We don't want

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Speaker 1: to be associated with. The kk Oh, yes, imagine trying

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Speaker 1: to defend the clean. I don't even go to k

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Speaker 1: Mart because I'm so worried about because what happens if

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Speaker 1: you end up going to three k Marts in one day?

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Speaker 1: Did you ever what about Marlboroughs cigarettes?

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Speaker 3: Did you ever that that whole thing around the KKK

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Speaker 3: with a Marlburra cigarette packet. Did you guys ever hear

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Speaker 3: about that conspiracy theory? No, it's KKK cigarettes. Oh I

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Speaker 3: think I did this. There's something about this in the

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Speaker 3: anals of my mind.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So the K if you turn the Marlborough cigarette pecket

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Speaker 4: Shocking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, cigarettes, People should burn those cigarettes, but.

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Speaker 5: Not smoking them, but not smoke them. Just to burn

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Speaker 5: a package, just burn a packet but without smoking it.

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Speaker 3: eOne got to the bottom?

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Speaker 4: Way?

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Speaker 3: There's a magic mushy on one of our dollar bells. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's a it's a native shroom. But can you get

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Speaker 3: wasted on that? Yeah? It's a blue mienie. It's a

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Speaker 5: I didn't know that when when blue mini on what

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Speaker 4: What bells?

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Speaker 1: It on?

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Speaker 3: Jerry fifty dollars.

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Speaker 4: I think it's fifty fifty dollars, yeah, fifty, Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: corcacle yep, and then you've got the bloody the magic mushy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you got the magic mushy?

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Speaker 1: Are those magic mushrooms on the fifty dollar note? Asks

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Speaker 5: It's just way to start an article, you can, it's.

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Speaker 3: So smug blue.

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Speaker 1: Then renewed interest in the redesign currency has renewed rumors

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Speaker 1: about this mysterious little fun guy. Are those magic mushrooms

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Speaker 1: the headline. Yes, you could start with the endemic mushroom

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Speaker 1: might be magic, but not for psychedelic reasons.

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Speaker 5: We'll be talking about this the other day. It might

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Speaker 5: have been off yet you were talking about this, Maddie,

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Speaker 5: Is this new this new business approach, isn't it? For

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Speaker 5: these articles online they put the information of the article

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Speaker 3: It so far, you know what, and it makes me

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Speaker 3: so angry. I think that, you know, when I went

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Speaker 3: The first thing we were ever taught was the journalism triangle.

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Speaker 3: So what happens is if you read, if you read

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Speaker 3: a good article, all of the information should be in

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Speaker 3: the first sentence. Yeah, of course, So a good article.

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Speaker 1: And then you've got additional information you might need to

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, for example, former US President Donald Trump

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Speaker 3: assassination attempt. That is all. That is a whole lot

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Speaker 3: of information in that sentence. Agay, that's the first sentence, Okay,

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Speaker 3: And then as you get on there's less and less

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Speaker 3: the crux of the news story. As you can you

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Speaker 3: break it down into a sentence and that's the first sentence.

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Speaker 3: But now because of bloody clicking, and because obviously you

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Speaker 3: have ads that go down your thing, it's stopped and

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Speaker 3: as a result it annoys people because ultimately they want

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Speaker 3: to be able to Back in the day, you could

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Speaker 3: read the newspaper. You could read the first line of

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Speaker 3: every story and know exactly what had happened in the story.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's try this one here. Richie Muwanga reveals he

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Speaker 1: almost joined the Warriors.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to suppose.

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Speaker 1: Speaking at a New South Wales training camp, Richiemon revealed

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Speaker 1: he almost joined the Warriors to replace Seawan Johnson in

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Speaker 1: twenty nineteen the World Cup in Japan. Listen to this podcast, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a podcast. It's a podcast bait and switch,

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Speaker 1: that is.

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Speaker 5: But if you go back to that article you're reading

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Speaker 5: about magic mushs on the note for example, yeah, that

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Speaker 5: is not all the information. There's some kind of smug

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Speaker 5: you're flush enough to have a fifty dollars note in you.

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Speaker 1: If you're flush enough to have a crisp fifty oller

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Speaker 1: of blue mushroom sprouting AND's like, yeah, that's why we

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Speaker 1: started reading the fricking article exactly.

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Speaker 5: So there's no information, like Jerry, there's no triangle of

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Speaker 5: journalism in that article.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what's happening now?

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Speaker 1: In every single newspaper and every every newspaper online is

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Speaker 1: asking every day is it better to live somewhere else?

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Speaker 1: The Australian is a better Australia one day? The next

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Speaker 1: page of this particular newspaper London calling is life better

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Speaker 1: for kiwis in the UK? Because they've done four thousand?

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Speaker 1: Is life better in Australia?

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Speaker 3: Art of course? So they're trying something new in it?

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Speaker 3: All right? Okay, so this is here. A teen sentence

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Speaker 3: Hill jeweler's store has been given a crushing sentence, with

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Speaker 3: That's too long that's that Hamish Bartlett, that's too long sentence.

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Speaker 5: At least it kind of does what you say. At

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Speaker 5: least he's doing the triangle, okay, and that that's enough

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Speaker 5: for me to know that I don't want to read

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Speaker 1: But what I would say about that is that it's

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Speaker 1: a he's done what you shouldn't do in news, which

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Speaker 1: has put your opinion in. So he's he's reporting news there.

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Speaker 1: It's not an opinion piece, is it. So he's been.

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Speaker 3: Involved in a smashing grab robbery of a Michael Hill

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Speaker 3: Dulis store, has been given a crushing sentence, with the

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Speaker 1: To be Well, he doesn't know whether it's crushing or not.

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Speaker 1: Like so he's put an opinion there, hasn't he He's

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Speaker 5: I think he's put that in inverted commas for some reason.

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Speaker 5: So maybe that is a quote someone said it was crushing. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I hope so.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But then you should leave that out of the

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Speaker 1: start and then you should put that in later as.

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Speaker 4: A quote like this is quite a good one. Auckland

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Speaker 4: Transport will have to begin reporting regularly on how much

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Speaker 4: it spins on road cones and other temporary traffic management methods.

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Speaker 3: Is that the first line or is that the headline?

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Speaker 4: That is the first line in the article?

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Speaker 5: That's not bad. I've got a theory on road cones.

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Speaker 5: You see what you think because I was been traveling

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Speaker 5: around the country a bit and there's so many road

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Speaker 5: cones and everyone's complained about but it.

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Speaker 4: As fucking ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: So everywhere you go, like we've got the safe safety

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Speaker 1: of cis society where they think that people are basically

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Speaker 1: children and need to be protected all the time. It's

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Speaker 3: Take one. A former Hollywood based porn star runs an

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Speaker 3: She missag it as sister and.

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Speaker 5: I mean you know exactly what's going to happen though,

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Speaker 3: Can you blame someone's trying to like rustle ups and business?

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Speaker 1: Can you You can't blame someone for trying to rustle

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, I wasn't trying to do that, like Russell.

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Speaker 1: Hobbs on the fast Track. That's a good headline, but

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Speaker 3: Hobbs.

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Speaker 5: Can't take my face off that photo. Hobbes sawe Hobbs.

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Speaker 4: It looks like something's wrong. Sorry, I thought there's something

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Speaker 5: She's fine, she's she's an Olympic, she's a hopeful.

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Speaker 4: She's fast, she's fast.

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Speaker 3: How fast is Zoe Hobbs? She's only one, She's zero.

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Speaker 3: Can we just to meddle at the wild and doors

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Speaker 3: by zero point zero one seconds?

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Speaker 1: That?

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Speaker 3: I mean? What is that? Yeah? Can we get her

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Speaker 1: It's a breath, it's a stare.

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Speaker 3: It's like it's nothing, It's not even this.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, do you want her on the show?

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Speaker 3: Message?

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Speaker 1: Before?

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Speaker 5: I think.

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Speaker 3: It's just track a message. If was at the end

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Speaker 4: Do you mean running away from or running towards mesh?

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Speaker 4: Which one? Do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Whatever works for her?

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Speaker 5: Oh, we're going to when we get her on the show.

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Speaker 5: We could ask you what would she prefer if I'm

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Speaker 3: Good question. It's a really really good question.

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Speaker 4: We could ask, I know which would make me run

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Speaker 3: What about like a.

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Speaker 1: Hey, what Olympic games is this?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It's the Games of the twenty twenty fourth Olympiad.

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Speaker 1: No, it's the Games of the thirty third, the Games

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Speaker 1: I don't want anyone bloody talking about the Summer Olympics.

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Speaker 1: It's the Games of the thirty third Olympiad.

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Speaker 5: Please, all right, I'll call it the Olympiad, the Games

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Speaker 5: of the thirty Olympiad, of.

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Speaker 3: The Games of the thirty third. God, what expically is it? God? Statistical?

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Speaker 4: Is it? Is?

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Speaker 3: It? Really?

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Speaker 5: Is?

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Speaker 3: That? Is it?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 3: I think so?

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Speaker 4: Not a gonads a testicle, mate, No, it's a testy

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Speaker 4: or an ovary produces gamets. There you go, Bud's goal.

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Speaker 3: Okay, excuse me?

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Speaker 4: Is that the same goals?

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Speaker 1: I think that's it's a shoplifting politicianis That's just when

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Speaker 1: I googled.

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Speaker 4: When I googled, gods came up, go ned. I don't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, mate, gonads are the game met producers?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 1: So they have checks have excuse me, yeah, but they don't.

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Speaker 3: Check do bezes have? Who's ladies?

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Speaker 1: But I think, oh Jesus, that's fucking sex esus Christ

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Speaker 1: beat that I'm talking about female dogs. Fucking speak that

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Speaker 1: sex's piece of ship.

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Speaker 5: Do women have?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well some do so I don't know.

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Speaker 5: If I've had her in the goanettes, you can say

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Speaker 5: I didn't realize it was a UNI six term.

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Speaker 1: I'm into this produces a gameat what a gat?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: You say that, like I shouldn't know what that is?

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Speaker 5: Is that like the cousin of Mama.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes she's an egg, sometimes she's a swimmer.

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Speaker 3: A reproactive. Sometimes who's that under the hard hat? Who's

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Speaker 3: that driving the train? Gonead? Carry on? Girls can do anything.

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Speaker 3: Girls can't do anything, can they?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: Not anything?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 1: I agree that girls can do a lot, but they

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Speaker 5: They can't ejaculate semen exactly.

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Speaker 3: Yep, that's true. They can't do that. It's true they can't.

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Speaker 1: So they didn't think about that when they did their

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Speaker 1: ad campaign. Some women can ejaculate, can they through their breasts?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hey, I read a lot of I read a lot

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Speaker 1: of old literature, like really old literature, and ejaculate me

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Speaker 1: something very different. Back in the old day. Ejaculate meant

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Speaker 1: to speak loudly. So it's really funny if you're reading

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Speaker 1: Dickens or you're reading as Sir Arthur Baron Cohensha Baron Cohen.

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Speaker 3: So, Arthur Allen Thomas, Yes, Sir.

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Speaker 1: Arthur Allen Thomas, Thomas, Bernard Thomas, Bernard Sure, Sir Arthur

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Speaker 1: Conan Doyle is what I meant?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Because Sir Arthur Allen Thomas, I don't think he's

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Speaker 1: You're talking to South and goes, oh my lord, we'll go,

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Speaker 1: oh my lord, Watson ejaculated. Okay, So, Sir Thomas, with

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Speaker 1: our mind you read, oh my lord, what's ejaculated? You're like,

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Speaker 1: what that seems like a bit of a plot twist.

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Speaker 1: I mean they've just fucking sold the case and then

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Speaker 1: bloody Watson's ejaculated.

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Speaker 3: Everyone. No, ejaculate back then meant to speak loudly. And also,

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Speaker 3: just to be clear, I don't think Arthur all and

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Speaker 3: Thomas has been knighted.

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Speaker 6: Sir Arthur, and I got sure, let me picture get

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Speaker 6: Alan ejaculated?

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Speaker 4: Who gets one, who's that one of the tellytubbies?

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Speaker 3: He'd get Alan and then Poe like he's an author.

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Speaker 3: So do you want me to ejaculate? Well, I just want.

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Speaker 4: Jaculate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's see. You thought it was rude, but that

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Speaker 1: said she what ejaculation has?

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Speaker 3: Do it again?

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Speaker 4: Ruder?

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Speaker 3: Nothing nothing wrong with that.

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Speaker 4: Nothing, say something quickly and suddenly, for instance, that will

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Speaker 4: do he ejaculated?

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Speaker 5: Well, hang on, so if I don't know, let me

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Speaker 5: paint a picture here, I'm in the power then go

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Speaker 5: night yep, and the microphone is not working for it? Well,

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Speaker 5: and I don't know. Dorothy is up the front there

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Speaker 5: reading out legs and living.

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Speaker 3: Do you know Dorothy?

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Speaker 5: Not personally, but I've heard about her. Yeah, she'll tell

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Speaker 5: you off you sent me pecks and she reads out, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: she'll tell you. And then you know, I can't hear it.

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Speaker 5: I'm down the back and I out out to Dorothy,

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Speaker 5: what it kill you to ejaculate? That feels problematic?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 3: That would be fine. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But also if you take a dictionary with you though,

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Speaker 1: to just back yourself up and circle the page, just

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Speaker 1: just because shuttle go fucking crazy, could you create.

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Speaker 3: A bit louder I'm mesticating back here. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 3: I'm masticating.

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Speaker 4: Over the beige food.

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Speaker 1: So I so you do that, like you, because she'll

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Speaker 1: fucking blow up in the Paranoi club when you yell

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Speaker 1: that out. So you want to have a dictionary on

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Speaker 1: hand with it circled, and you hold it up and

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Speaker 1: you walk.

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Speaker 3: To the back of the room and gate. Yeah, this

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Speaker 3: is what it means.

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Speaker 4: I think it'll be.

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Speaker 3: Fine, to be honest. I think as long as you're

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Speaker 3: not lining up too early to get inex Bingo tickets,

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Speaker 3: then you're fine. Just don't get up out of your

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Speaker 4: Rude to yours please. I was just going to say, Matt,

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Speaker 4: could you just speak for a while and ignore what

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Speaker 4: I'm about to do? You just talk and ignore what

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Speaker 4: I do.

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Speaker 1: Can't stop too fast in the bottom of the class.

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Speaker 1: You keep going okay, okay, what are you trying to

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Speaker 1: round to deal or double do?

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Speaker 4: I just ejaculated.

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Speaker 1: Somehow some way to keep coming up with as ship

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Speaker 1: like every single day you.

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Speaker 3: Have been wrapping it. It's not the same as talking.

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Speaker 3: I ejaculated all over his rap.

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Speaker 1: So I wonder what, I wonder what the day that's something.

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Speaker 1: The last person to say ejaculate meaning loud was the

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Speaker 1: last person that was holding on to that word meaning

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Speaker 1: speak loudly. You know, there must be someone that held on, right,

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Speaker 1: someone would have hold on through the fifties. Some guy

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Speaker 1: was still going with the sixties. There was a woman

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Speaker 1: in the seventies still using ejaculate that way.

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Speaker 3: And someone ate some fish and chips, some really overly

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Speaker 3: salty fishing chips, and then they ejaculate, and someone said,

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Speaker 3: you've just that's a very salty sounding tasting ejaculate that

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Speaker 3: you've you've done there, because people were quite close and

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Speaker 3: they went and then they got some salt on them

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Speaker 3: at the same time.

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Speaker 1: I don't think the word was ever ejaculate and sol jiculate, arjaculate.

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Speaker 5: But at what point did it go from a phrase

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Speaker 5: to speak louder to what is a sexual term now? Right?

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Speaker 3: Sixty eight?

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Speaker 1: I guess it was a joke. Someone said, well, you

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Speaker 1: kind of.

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Speaker 5: Ejaculated, do you mind if I ejaculate?

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Speaker 1: Well maybe someone did it at the same time, and

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Speaker 1: then they thank someone went, but you kind of do that,

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Speaker 1: and then some and someone went, well, you a nice

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Speaker 1: ejaculate ejaculation and you're like, what you mean upstairs or downstairs?

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Speaker 3: And she goes both.

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Speaker 5: And then from that day forward it was arjaculating at

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Speaker 5: you downstairs and jaculating at your gob.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. When they think about the word careful, careful, okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm actually not. You know what I saw it. I

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Speaker 3: grabbed it and I had it in my hand, put

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Speaker 3: it back and and I was doing a Clarence Carter

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Speaker 3: on it, and then I just let it. I let

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Speaker 3: it go. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Well, that is chose growth in this podcast and also

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Speaker 1: shows they maturing and calming influence that I bring to

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Speaker 1: the situation.

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Speaker 3: You were talking about ejaculate to be honest, but.

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Speaker 4: In a literal sense, apparently Harry Butter Harry Potter Book

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Speaker 4: five contains the following phrase, we're not going to use magic.

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Speaker 4: Ron ejaculated loudly. We're not We're not going to use magic.

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Speaker 3: Question did he did he do? Use his wand and go.

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Speaker 1: Wait?

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Speaker 5: Just to clarify, was here a full stop we.

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Speaker 4: Want to use magic? Question?

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Speaker 5: Mark N I thought you might have been there, and

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Speaker 5: then ulated loudly. You know Hermione came into the room.

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Speaker 5: I know, maybe he's is that we don't know? Is

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Speaker 5: that the old argulators.

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Speaker 4: From library?

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Speaker 1: So she was the last person to ejaculate in a

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Speaker 1: book or the last JK Rowling rolling that must So

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Speaker 1: when did that book come out?

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Speaker 4: So Harry brought a book five.

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Speaker 5: Must be Met coming out of my life?

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Speaker 3: What does this mean to you? I'm sorry, Jane.

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Speaker 5: Well it's Forrest Gut.

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Speaker 4: There's a different came ejaculated, but he didn't ejaculate because

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Jenny.

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Speaker 5: You guys now switching up movies that have people edaculating

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Speaker 5: in them because that's not appropriate.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go, Here we go. Can you bring

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Speaker 3: this up?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, here we go, There we go.

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Speaker 1: You know, I want to be famous.

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Speaker 5: I want to be a singer like John Bias. I

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Speaker 5: just want to be on an empty stage, my guitar,

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Speaker 5: My boys.

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Speaker 3: Are you ready for it?

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Speaker 5: Just me?

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Speaker 3: Janey is in a slip. I want to she's just

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Speaker 3: taking a step off. So she said, Brah and Grannie

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Speaker 3: and okay, it's not enough, and then.

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Speaker 5: I'm want to be able to say things.

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Speaker 6: Forrest is looking at her breast yep, and then he's

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Speaker 6: getting PRETI excited, and then she looks at him and

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Speaker 6: she notices that he's looking at her breast.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been with a girl?

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Speaker 5: Fort sit next to them in my home economics class

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Speaker 5: all the time? Or a hubble back?

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Speaker 6: And now she is removing her brother's Yeah, okay, and

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Speaker 6: Forrest Gump looks.

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Speaker 1: Away, and then she takes his hand, his right hand,

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Speaker 1: and she places.

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Speaker 3: His right hand on his left breast, her left breast, and.

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Speaker 5: Oh, oh oh, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, that's fast.

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Speaker 5: It's beautiful, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: I found that.

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Speaker 1: That's strangely, that's fast from Forest Gump.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what that was that three second. It's quirk.

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Speaker 3: It's quirk.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean good.

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Speaker 4: We're trying to do what When.

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Speaker 5: Ginny asks him Forest, have you ever have you ever

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Speaker 5: been with a girl before?

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Speaker 3: Is he?

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Speaker 5: Is she asking if he's a virgin? Was she asking

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Speaker 5: if he's gay?

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Speaker 1: I think no virgin, because I've been lights of woman

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Speaker 1: in chemistry, economics.

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Speaker 5: Economic Okay, well there you go. I was wondering.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he's been I don't think he's been

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Speaker 1: humping people on the flower burns.

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Speaker 3: You know, you know, he hasn't been stroking.

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Speaker 5: Like Clarence stroking, stroking, stroking to the woman that I

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Speaker 5: love self pleasuring.

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Speaker 3: He hasn't been stroking. He wouldn't have thought of that. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's too innocent.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, I think I think we've I think we've

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Speaker 1: got to the bottom of that issue.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, so the jury is still out on the

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Speaker 5: casual chat that he spoke. We'll just kind of keep

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Speaker 5: I think.

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Speaker 1: We keep okay, Like just if you're saying the conclave,

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Speaker 1: the Met and Jerry Facebook wounder, yeap discussion, wonder the

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Speaker 1: discussion word if you if you want to change the

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Speaker 1: name to the the.

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Speaker 3: Ejaculate, then we're open to it.

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Speaker 5: I don't know that the Matt and Jury Daily Ejaculate,

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Speaker 5: the Daily ejaculate.

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Speaker 1: The Daily ejaculation quite good. It is quite good because

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Speaker 1: it's we do talk quite loudly, expressively expressively ejaculate.

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Speaker 3: Why don't we just say, why don't we continue to

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Speaker 3: call it them the Daily Bespoke podcast where you hear Mash, Matt, Jury,

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Speaker 3: and Ruder ejaculate at each other. Yeah right, you know,

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Speaker 3: as the as a little subject, the.

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Speaker 1: Daily Bespoke ejaculations from Matt, Jeremy, Mash and Rube.

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Speaker 4: There we go.

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Speaker 3: So it doesn't need to be called the ejaculate. The

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Speaker 3: whole thing doesn't need to be called the Do you

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Speaker 3: think it.

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Speaker 1: Was ever a newspaper called the ejaculate, ejaculation or the ejaculate,

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Speaker 1: the daily ejaculate, because back then it would make sense

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Speaker 1: that they're making big statements. There would have been a

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Speaker 1: radio show called the ejaculate at some time of the ejaculation,

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Speaker 1: because you'd have been a radio show back in the

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Speaker 1: nineteen thirties or something where people like, there's bloody war

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Speaker 1: needs to stop.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean was ejaculating all over?

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Speaker 1: God, he was, he was eleven yere and berg all over.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, I had one note? Shall we shall we?

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Speaker 1: Should we close that there?

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Speaker 4: All? Right?

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Speaker 3: Then?

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Speaker 5: Listening to the Highlights podcast today, we did the Four

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Speaker 5: Pillars of Songs the spoken word in them.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was a good that's a good podcast podcast. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: then all right, Jesus, Okay, feel dirty after that?

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Speaker 3: Phil got some post podcast clarity shower.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going for a week.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm Matt Heath.

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Speaker 1: You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Daily

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Speaker 1: Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen to our Radio

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Speaker 1: Mass and ruder. If you want to discuss anything raised

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Speaker 1: in this pod, check out the Conclave, a Matt and

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Speaker 1: your books, or just google the bastard. Anyway you seem busy,

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Speaker 1: I'll let you go. Bless Blessed, blessed.

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Speaker 3: Give them a taste of keyw from me,