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Speaker 1: The hot I keep Big Show Show thanks to crave

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Speaker 1: Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger. Welcome.

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Speaker 2: This is big, Big showed.

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Speaker 3: Jason Hoich might not and kes Ho get a your

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Speaker 3: mad Barsard's great to have your company this beautiful Tuesday afternoon.

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Speaker 3: It is a two hundred and fifty fourth of November

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Speaker 3: twenty twenty five. And you, my friends, as ever listening

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Speaker 3: to the Big Show brought to you by reburg.

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Speaker 4: Year crave Worthy street Food freshly made with reburg Year.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yea yeam, yam, yeam.

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Speaker 3: I thought you said Pugs had done a new one.

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Speaker 4: I was working on it. Oh right down the lab there.

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Speaker 3: Tell you what I'd like to be working on. Mogi

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Speaker 3: Ustallion house life.

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Speaker 2: Going pretty grassy. You're mad dog, You're six on of me.

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Speaker 2: Just another beautiful day, man, Ye're not beat late spring

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Speaker 2: absolute rippruters. Hey, Philas did you know? On this day?

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Speaker 2: In eighteen sixty nine, the first ever rugby match was

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Speaker 2: played in New Zealand between Nelson Color students.

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Speaker 3: I did not know that. And funnily enough behind you

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Speaker 3: and you won't see this, Mogi, some fellows are chucking

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Speaker 3: the rugby ball to each other God, everything is coalescent, good,

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Speaker 3: a keazy hell's life.

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Speaker 4: It's got really good fellows, Yes, really good. I love

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Speaker 4: the whole late spring thing because you know you've got

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Speaker 4: the entirety of summer still to come, beering down, still

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Speaker 4: absolutely bearing down.

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Speaker 2: On bearing down on you, and still to car giving

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Speaker 2: it to you, absolutely just giving it to you.

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Speaker 3: You are just taking that D all over the place.

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Speaker 4: Vitamin D.

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Speaker 2: What what's happening on the big show with Old Mogius?

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Speaker 2: Well as if it wasn't huge enough already, fellas, we've

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Speaker 2: got a massive show today. We're going to be doing

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Speaker 2: a little bit of What's on the Dinner with Meazy,

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Speaker 2: so flock us through what you're having on three four

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Speaker 2: eight three. It's just for what's on the Dinner with

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Speaker 2: Me keasy keezy Okay. Also, Keysy's had an issue at home.

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Speaker 2: He needs a bit of an old housewives help.

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Speaker 3: There.

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Speaker 2: He's got sapurers here, he's got satteners.

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Speaker 4: Here's some sap.

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Speaker 2: But next up we're going to be talking about some

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Speaker 2: cleaners who found twenty thousand dollars in cash, cash cash

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Speaker 2: in some lucky bastard's couch.

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Speaker 3: Jase, Yeah, mate, sounds good. I'm fine, by the way, Fellows,

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Speaker 3: thanks for asking.

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Speaker 1: Here's Dragon the Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

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Speaker 3: Hodiky, Shan Fellaws, Allison Shane's there on the Radio Hodarchy

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Speaker 3: Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four to eleven.

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Speaker 2: This is breaking news, Salers. There's been a hell of

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Speaker 2: a story came out of Wellington. I'm going to read

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Speaker 2: you the headline. You ready, Yeah, I'm ready man, Wellington

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Speaker 2: clean has shocked twenty thousand dollars discovery. Wow. It's a

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Speaker 2: great headline because it tells you everything you need to know.

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Speaker 2: You don't need to read anymore now I know that

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Speaker 2: a cleaner has found twenty grand I wan't to know

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Speaker 2: where it was though, Okay, it was in a chair.

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Speaker 2: So she was cleaning some chairs that were in storage

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Speaker 2: at somebody else's house. It wasn't she wasn't cleaning their

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Speaker 2: own house. And while she was cleaning it, she found

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Speaker 2: something lumpy. She was cleaning the house and these particular

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Speaker 2: chairs with their stepdaughter and she says she found something felt,

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Speaker 2: something felt about lumpy, and they were having a bit

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Speaker 2: of a joke, her in her stepdaughter, because they love

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Speaker 2: a laugh at work. These two mad bastard. Yeah, one

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Speaker 2: of them says to the other one chair, wouldn't it

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Speaker 2: cracked up because I mean, that's the kind of stuff

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Speaker 2: that these guys get up to. And anyway, they go

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Speaker 2: into the bag and lo and behold if it's not

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Speaker 2: full of twenty thousand dollars in cash, cash, cash, and

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Speaker 2: two thousand and one. Now, the chairs were owned by

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Speaker 2: an elderly lady who had since died. The furniture passed

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Speaker 2: down to the kids. The kids had no idea that

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Speaker 2: it even existed. So this old bird there was hiding

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Speaker 2: the inheritance, oh care from her doors. Shock and behavior.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: But then there becomes a bit of a conundrum. You

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Speaker 2: as a cleaner, what do you do? These chairs have

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Speaker 2: been stroyed for a long period of time. Do you

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Speaker 2: keep the cash? Do you keep the cash or do

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Speaker 2: you own it? Because as they said themselves, they were worried,

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Speaker 2: maybe we're under surveillance, maybe we're on camera, maybe this

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Speaker 2: is a setup. So I'm just wondering from you guys,

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Speaker 4: What would Hoy Jay do?

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Speaker 3: Unquishably. I would keep it, yeah, predict without e he

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Speaker 3: concerns it all. I'd stash it and my Dilli draw

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Speaker 3: and Jess, you know, enjoy twenty thousand dollars cash. I

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Speaker 3: wouldn't tell anyone. It would all be mine and no

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Speaker 3: one would be any the wise.

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Speaker 4: Yes, right, okay.

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Speaker 3: What would Keesy do?

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Speaker 4: I'm there cleaning with my daughter. I want to set

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Speaker 4: a good example and teach her that stealing is not Okay.

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Speaker 2: It's true though, there's a witness, Jace. We'll get to

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Speaker 2: the back end of Keyzy here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I love getting the back end of you, Keyzy.

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Speaker 4: So I would take the stash of cash with my

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Speaker 4: daughter to the people who own the chairs, let them

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Speaker 4: know what has happened, and say, hey, we're totally owning

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Speaker 4: up to this. We found five thousand dollars in this

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Speaker 4: chair and it's all yours.

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Speaker 2: That's right, okay, one thousand. That's quite good.

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Speaker 3: Just to put into perspective, there was a witness, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I give her five k and tell it, tell it

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Speaker 3: a shut it. God.

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Speaker 2: I like your style, both of you. What I would do?

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Speaker 3: What would it make you do?

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Speaker 2: Because this is your stepdaughter? Guess no, one's going to

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Speaker 2: notice that she goes missing me. So you take the

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Speaker 2: twenty ground out and then you stuff the step dorder

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Speaker 2: into the chair, right because nobody knows it's about the

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Speaker 2: twenty grand. It's a great hiding place. So now nobody's

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Speaker 2: going to know that the step daughter's in there. You're

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Speaker 2: the cleaner. You're the only one that ever goes down there,

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Speaker 2: twenty grand in your pocket. No witnesses. Happy days, Mike.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like your thinking on that.

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Speaker 2: That is genius. Yes, thanks you Dels.

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Speaker 3: What would you do new zealing three four eight three?

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Speaker 3: Be honest, because I'm being honest, I'd keep the bastard.

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Speaker 3: He's phone fighters.

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Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on radio.

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Speaker 3: She had. They're on the radio Holdarchy Big Show this

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Speaker 3: Tuesday afternoon the time for twenty three.

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Speaker 4: A lot of people texting through whether or not they

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Speaker 4: would have admitted to finding twenty thousand dollars inside a cheer.

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Speaker 4: Everyone that has texted on three four eight three is

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Speaker 4: a liar and a Cheatah yeah, No one has text

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Speaker 4: through saying that they would give it back to the

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Speaker 4: right fulow.

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Speaker 3: Just on the though kesy, who are they lying to?

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Speaker 4: Were the owners?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 4: Were they withholding information the owners?

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Speaker 3: Assome? Have you found twenty thousand dollars?

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Speaker 4: That's lying intentionally and then stealing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Look, it's tricky, isn't it. You know what's really sad

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Speaker 2: about all of this as we forget that an old

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Speaker 2: woman has died. Yeah yeah, but she has left that

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Speaker 2: twenty thousand dollars in that chair. And what have those

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Speaker 2: ungrateful kids done with it that have inherited it? They've

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Speaker 2: stuck that cheer in storage. So they don't give a.

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Speaker 3: Damn exactly, but they about Nana Keasy.

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Speaker 2: They don't deserve the twenty thousand dollars. In my eyes,

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Speaker 4: Bring Nanakeesy into this, all right? She was a saint, yes,

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Speaker 4: to be fair, if that cheer was big enough to

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Speaker 4: sort of hide twenty grand in probably quite ugly, probably really.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I eat just on this by the Wayfard,

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys do that as well.

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Speaker 3: I mean I hide money around the place for emergencies.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you know what I mean. I've got money

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Speaker 2: You would not believe, the old money box, the.

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Speaker 3: Because I don't want you know, because we have duel

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Speaker 3: counts obviously, or what are they called. You're good with

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Speaker 3: You're good with the count skeez it, join a council

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Speaker 3: over the place.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: I don't like other people spending my money. No, so

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Speaker 3: I'll often get out ten k dog squad money and

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Speaker 3: just put it, you know, in a little envelope there,

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Speaker 3: and stash it somewhere around the place, around your house,

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Speaker 3: around my house here.

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Speaker 2: Back in the day, I used to carry my cash

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Speaker 2: around in my shoes. You stuff cash into my shoe,

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Speaker 2: your purple Doc Martins. No, I didn't have purple Doc Martins.

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Speaker 2: That was yours. I had the cherry red, Oh, the

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Speaker 2: cherry red. But I put them in there because I

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Speaker 2: go out drinking. Kesy, I go out of drinking, and

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Speaker 2: you'd think I'm forgetful when I'm a sober. You should

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Speaker 2: see me when I've been a drinking. So I couldn't

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Speaker 2: trust myself with a wallet. So my shoes, my shoes

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Speaker 2: now they were my wallet. So I'd stuff my cash

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Speaker 2: and there. I'd go up to the bar and I'll

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Speaker 2: say I'll have a jug of this beer or that beer,

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Speaker 2: and they'd say five bucks, and I'd take my shoe off,

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Speaker 2: and I'd reach and the toe of my shoe and

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Speaker 2: I get out twenty bucks and I give that to

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Speaker 2: them and they give me fifteen bucks back. I put

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Speaker 2: that into my shoe and I'll put my shoe back.

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Speaker 4: No, you were you walk off without your just imagine.

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Speaker 3: I was just having pictures of a steamed Moji later

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Speaker 3: in the night trying to get his shoe.

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Speaker 2: Off, absolutely waking as well. By the way, cool, here's

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Speaker 2: a disgusting cover and Toji, either one or you don't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know it is just for emergencies though,

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Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I'm not like easy. I

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Speaker 3: don't have lots of accounts for different things because you know,

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Speaker 3: I don't trust the interweb stuff like that. So I

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Speaker 3: like to get out big clumps and then just deposited

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Speaker 4: Do you know where everything? Have you kept like a

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Speaker 4: track record of where everything's buried?

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Speaker 3: Because you know your house, you know, surely you've got

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Speaker 3: a treasure I've got a treasure map, Yeah, definitely, I've

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Speaker 3: got one of those.

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Speaker 4: And my dilly draw a treasure map.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like a pirate sold long Honker.

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Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show with Jason Mike and Kyzy tune

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Speaker 1: in on radio.

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Speaker 3: It excess there on the radio. Hold archy big show

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Speaker 3: this Tuesday afternoon. But right now it's time for the

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Speaker 3: PGG Rights and Big Show, Big Yarn.

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Speaker 4: That's right, Jays. The way you threw to it, there

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Speaker 4: have got a sting.

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Speaker 2: Thought sting.

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Speaker 4: We don't have a sting, But the way he threw

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Speaker 4: to it, I thought, yeah, he thought we had a sting.

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Speaker 3: I thought we did.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So I'm sort of panicked and played some random music.

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Speaker 2: We always hear this one.

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Speaker 4: This is perfect, this is good music, This is good

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Speaker 4: Hey, Mike, We've teamed up with PGG Rights and for

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Speaker 4: we've done today with the old Death James, your man, Barsett, how's.

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Speaker 5: Life get a keysy? How are we good?

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Speaker 4: Bloody good?

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Speaker 5: What do you do for a cross James, Sell machinery

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Speaker 5: Just call them up sell it done.

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Speaker 4: You can get your commission, beautiful bone, James, what is

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Speaker 3: And you've harbored that resentment ever since, having you, James, A.

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Speaker 4: I love it, James. Well, the good the bad news

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Speaker 5: Brother for it perfect.

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Speaker 4: How good good on you, James, thanks for calling mate.

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Speaker 4: Backbone. You're good bass man from Rural Living to Christmas

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Speaker 3: Hold Donkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time it's

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Speaker 2: Last night I watched another episode of Down Symmetry Roy,

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Speaker 2: Last night, I got about forty minutes into it, thirty

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Speaker 4: That's something my granddad used to do. My path.

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Speaker 2: You know what I've heard enough.

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Speaker 3: For you, keasy, it's a deliberate darling. Let's stop it

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't So basically what happens is

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Speaker 2: Soon or k I would you have enough time to

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Speaker 3: I started watching. My wife and I started watching started

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Speaker 3: watching a show called Bodies.

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Speaker 2: Ah yeah, now we're talking now we here.

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Speaker 3: It's got seven point three out of ten on IMDb?

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Speaker 4: Do they do ten buzsies on IMDb?

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Speaker 3: Four detectives in four different time periods of London find

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Speaker 4: That's a cool idea.

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Speaker 2: You're joking. I'm not joking. The first three guys didn't

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 3: I'm yeah, what was it called Bodies Bodies?

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Speaker 2: And what was it on Netflix?

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Speaker 4: And how many buzzies?

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Speaker 3: Two point sex couple.

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Speaker 4: Doing half busies? Not bad? Last night I watched and

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Speaker 4: You'll Love This on TVNZ plus The Chase in Z.

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Speaker 4: The Chase in Zi Paul Henry four episodes. I believe

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Speaker 4: it was sixteen contestants who had to pay their own way.

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Speaker 4: they did not win the money, Yes, in their face,

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Speaker 4: did of the Chase in Zi. They did, there was

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Speaker 4: Why was that because they were filming the Aussie Chase

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Speaker 4: New Zealand. One. We'll fly Paul Henry over get those.

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Speaker 4: We'll pay for his flights. Yeah yeah, yeah, what.

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Speaker 3: Did you think of it?

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Speaker 2: How many buzzies? Uh?

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Speaker 4: I like Bradley welsh Man cool and so as your

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Speaker 4: I give this one. I don't know, three two point

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Speaker 2: Of almost the recommend but not quite. Yeah, it's just

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Speaker 2: but not as good. You got it? Will do you

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Speaker 4: Team ins in plus? Thanks Mike plus?

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Speaker 5: And what is it?

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Speaker 2: In the chase ins here? That's great, good stuff. Guzy

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Speaker 2: two point nine a little bit of.

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Speaker 1: Faith no more the Hiarchy Big Show was Chase, Mike

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Speaker 3: Tune in on Radio Blink one A two there on

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Speaker 3: have to fire a cup. We've got comedian McElroy. What's

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Speaker 3: his first game? Alan McElroy, God, I'm terrible. Also, Kesey

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Speaker 3: had a terrible accident today and he's got all this gicky,

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Speaker 3: you did. It looks gross. I can see. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 4: If you could picture it. It's like a teaspoon of

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Speaker 4: like an hour later. It's tree sap. It's tree sap.

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Speaker 4: So we'll touch on that after five, not now, obviously,

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Speaker 4: the line for tomorrow's game against Brickey, the golf game

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Speaker 4: they've proposed we do their final ever shift of the

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Speaker 4: year if we lose, and vice versa. When you decided

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Speaker 4: we're actually going to take that bet.

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Speaker 3: Or not, lot's going on, Feelers, feel.

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Speaker 1: The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

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Speaker 3: I can you can beg your mess of bagbones. Hope

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Speaker 3: you're surviving your Tuesday afternoon. You are, in fact listening

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Speaker 4: Man, oh yeah, here we go.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of great food, keep those tecks coming in for

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Speaker 3: What's on the Dinner with Me?

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Speaker 4: Ke Gee? Why they're not doing that for another hour?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we want yeah, we want the good ones. We're

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Speaker 2: Dinner with Me?

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Speaker 4: Key, an hour of me reading out what people are

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Speaker 3: Yes, so good.

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Speaker 4: That's what's annoying, right because we've had a few other cool,

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Speaker 4: crazy topics, wacky topics going on on the show, and

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Speaker 4: of like hey, ecuzy, I'm having meat balls for dinner.

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Speaker 4: It's really like mixing things up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah I love that.

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love mixing it up. Speaking of mixing it up,

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Speaker 4: It's a tree sap. There's a tune mother, you like that.

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Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason Mike and Keyzy tune

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Speaker 1: in four on radio.

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Speaker 3: Hold a wheeze there on the radio Hodarky Big Show

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Speaker 3: This Tuesday afternoon. The time thirteen minutes past five o'clock

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Speaker 4: I was in the backyard today, head the latter out

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Speaker 4: think I'm gonnask for one for Christmas from Father Chris.

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Speaker 3: You can borrow mine if you want.

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Speaker 4: made a big green pile. I'm gonna get rid of

442
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 4: that over the weekend there, and then went inside, had

443
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,720
Speaker 4: a shower, and when I came out, looked in the

444
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,280
Speaker 4: mirror there to do my hair, my hair, and I

445
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 4: was like, oh, what the hell is that? And I

446
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,920
Speaker 4: looked in my hair and there was just this big

447
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 4: sort of white it's probably like a tear, like a

448
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:33,040
Speaker 4: tablespoons worth of sort of white, sticky, gelatinous goop that

449
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 4: had sort of that had sort of landed just above

450
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:41,200
Speaker 4: my forehead and that sort of middle part portion of

451
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,040
Speaker 4: my hair there, and I felt it and it was

452
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,600
Speaker 4: it was hard and gross because it had just dried

453
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,080
Speaker 4: there and I couldn't. I tried washing it, and you know,

454
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:54,400
Speaker 4: you might notice my hair is quite fluffy today. I tried.

455
00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:56,200
Speaker 4: I washed my hair like three or four times, and

456
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,800
Speaker 4: I ran a little comb through it and I could

457
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,920
Speaker 4: not get it out. I'm just wondering, like, what do

458
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:02,919
Speaker 4: you do? How do you get So.

459
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 3: That's where it landed after a shower.

460
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,000
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't after my shower. I clearly landed there

461
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,840
Speaker 4: and then I had a shower. You had a shower

462
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 4: on you, and then I because I've tried to stop

463
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,200
Speaker 4: washing my hair as often as you guys told me.

464
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 4: You're not still with it though, you know, I ran, Yeah,

465
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,399
Speaker 4: I was under the hot water, and then when I

466
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:26,000
Speaker 4: looked in the mirror, it was still just a big

467
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,400
Speaker 4: splodge of just tree sap.

468
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Speaker 2: Something about Keysy, isn't it? Yeah, something about he's got

469
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 2: tree sap in his hair? Is that what you call it?

470
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 2: That's quite a good name from I've never heard it

471
00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 2: called tree. It's good because it goes under the radar.

472
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 2: But when you think about it makes complete sense.

473
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Speaker 3: I'm with you.

474
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,920
Speaker 2: Set that's a subversive way of talking about it. You're

475
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 2: a sick bastard, but it's a good one. What do

476
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 2: you mean?

477
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,879
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, can you tell me how to get

478
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 4: the tree sap out of my hair? Please?

479
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 2: Real number oneers don't get tree sap? And yeah, I

480
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,119
Speaker 2: to call it tree sap?

481
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm just trying. So were you lying down?

482
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 3: Had it been a while?

483
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 4: I don't know what you mede? What had been a

484
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 4: while because the trees I was trimming when we first

485
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 4: moved into the house, they definitely didn't have that, like

486
00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 4: that much foliage, you know. So you were trimming some trees,

487
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 4: trees and a couple of bush and bush.

488
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it had been a while. It landed in

489
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Speaker 2: your he about six years.

490
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Speaker 4: So I cut off one of the up, the higher

491
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 4: up branches early, and then while I was sort of

492
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 4: servicing the lower part of it, obviously some tree sap

493
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,760
Speaker 4: came out of the area where i'd cut above me, yeah,

494
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:43,400
Speaker 4: and landed on my head.

495
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Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what works of god damn treating.

496
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 2: We've everyone come through here on three for it through

497
00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 2: break cleaner.

498
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,040
Speaker 4: I'm not putting brake cleaner in my head. I've got something.

499
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 2: Well, either, you want the sap out of you don't.

500
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 2: The other thing is just just normal motor oil. Yeah,

501
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,560
Speaker 2: I've got that as well. I've got motor oil. Yeah, yeah,

502
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 2: that stuff works golden.

503
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 3: But how about this, because you were saying when you

504
00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 3: were a young feller you used to get kiddies and

505
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 3: the old mytholated spirits, because it sounds like it was

506
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,120
Speaker 3: a big gallop.

507
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 4: Of tree sap. I do have myth lated spirits.

508
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,719
Speaker 3: I could put some of them in my hand, Yes, Kezy,

509
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:19,680
Speaker 3: tree Sap.

510
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 4: Jason, stop saying it like that, all right. It was

511
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 4: like the way you're doing it with the you know,

512
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 4: the bloody inverted commas, inverted commas things going on. It

513
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:31,879
Speaker 4: was tree Sap, alright.

514
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 2: I know.

515
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 4: I checked, and it had been a long time. Yes,

516
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 4: it had been a long time since I trimmed that

517
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 4: particular tree. Yes, one hundred percent was tree Sap.

518
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 3: Right, of course it was, yeah, okay, tree Sap.

519
00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:52,120
Speaker 4: It was definitely tree Sep.

520
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 3: Tree.

521
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 2: No, it was tree.

522
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,640
Speaker 4: Stop saying it slowly, all right.

523
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Speaker 1: Would actually big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune

524
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Speaker 1: in week days a four on Radio Darchy.

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Speaker 3: You're there on the Radio Hodarchy. Big show this Tuesday evening.

526
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Speaker 3: The time is five twenty five. Now it's big day

527
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 3: tomorrow for the Fellers, the Breakfast Show and the Big Show,

528
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 3: the Big Golf Tawny.

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Speaker 4: That's right, it's the Huducky Swingers Club November. Addition, we're

530
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Speaker 4: heading to wind Ross Farm golf Course which is in

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Speaker 4: South Aukland. There we've got a couple of listeners playing

532
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 4: with Team Big Show, a couple of listeners playing with

533
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 4: Team Brickey, all in support of November, and the Breakfast

534
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 4: team are really trying to have something on the line

535
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 4: for this matchup. We've taken them on at golf about

536
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 4: a year ago. I've played a lot of golf since then,

537
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 4: gotten a lot better. I had a shocker, I let

538
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 4: the team down, we lost, and then Jace, you and

539
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 4: I both took the Breakfast team out for a delicious

540
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,760
Speaker 4: steak meal and it cost us a fortune.

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Speaker 3: Remember that, yeah, I do.

542
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 4: And then midway through the year, mug I don't know

543
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,439
Speaker 4: if you remember this, but we did a four by

544
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 4: one hundred of relay race. That's right, I blew my quad.

545
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 2: That's right. You were riding Jason and Pegson trying to

546
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 2: get us to train make sure we didn't break down.

547
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 2: Et cetera, et cetera. I got I got a secumongous

548
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 2: lead in the first one hundred talk out ruder by

549
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 2: about forty meters. Hand the bend to you and you

550
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 2: strained your quad muscle and cost us the race. And

551
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 2: we had to do two shows on a day. We

552
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 2: had to do the breakfast show and the Drive show

553
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 2: on one day, that's right.

554
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 4: And it was the day after the Radio Awards, and

555
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 4: I had lately two or three hours sleep.

556
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 2: That's right.

557
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 4: It was a very funny breakfast show because we were

558
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 4: so out of it. But the issue is I have

559
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 4: now let us down in two challenges. I am not

560
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Speaker 4: prepared to wager because what they have put forward is

561
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Speaker 4: the same again, the same again, except for the very

562
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Speaker 4: last show.

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Speaker 2: Of the year. That's right.

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Speaker 4: So on the last day of the year, which will

565
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Speaker 4: be a Friday, which.

566
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Speaker 2: Will be a Friday, the Lewser would have to do

567
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Speaker 2: both a breakfast show and the Drive show, and the

568
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Speaker 2: other team obviously would get the day off an extra holiday.

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Speaker 3: One thing I will note is they are the cocker hoop.

570
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 3: They are. They are very cocker hoop, and you'll recall.

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00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 2: They hold you in such lower lower steve of.

572
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 3: Course in that last golf tourney we had, we were

573
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:16,919
Speaker 3: even after five holes and then keasy shot to.

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Speaker 4: Be See, this is why I can't and so this

575
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:21,400
Speaker 4: is why I can't do it again.

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Speaker 3: And and and the problem is because you get you,

577
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 3: you get nervy keys in. I mean, who cares really,

578
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? I mean when you.

579
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Speaker 2: Choke, You're a massive choker, and you've proven it time

580
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 2: and time again. But I think you're looking at this

581
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 2: the wrong way. You're looking at this as an opportunity

582
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,239
Speaker 2: to lose, when you should be looking at as an

583
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 2: opportunity to win. This is an opportunity for redemption. This

584
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 2: is an opportunity to end the year as a goddamn

585
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 2: winner when we've been losers from start to finish. You

586
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 2: are never going to get on top if you don't

587
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 2: start the race, mate, if you don't start the climb,

588
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 2: and you're going to let those two scumbags collingjus for something.

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00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,199
Speaker 2: And we're too big a cowards to even accept the challenge. Well,

590
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 2: that's the biggest loss of all, my friend, the refusal

591
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Speaker 2: to even take part in a competition. And I will

592
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Speaker 2: not have it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fair call Magie, Now listen fair call. All right.

594
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 2: Now, obviously I can't affect the result one way or

595
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:20,600
Speaker 2: the other because I'm not playing it. So the two

596
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,479
Speaker 2: of you versus the two of them, and I am

597
00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 2: more than happy to put my faith in the two

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Speaker 2: of you.

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Speaker 3: I want to back us. Here's my proposal. Not the

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Speaker 3: last day of the year, the last week.

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Speaker 4: So for an entire week. If we lose, I have

602
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 4: to do ten I have to get up to breakfast,

603
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 4: and you guys and they do drivers.

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Speaker 3: They be correct you there easy, we need to and no,

605
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 3: we don't have to.

606
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Speaker 2: We get to, we get to, or maybe we don't,

607
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Speaker 2: which imagine that we finished the year a week early.

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Speaker 4: Money. I was very close to agreeing to doing it, yeah, moggie,

609
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 4: and you did your speech, and then the crowd erupted

610
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 4: into and then Chase, you've just thrown me right. I

611
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 4: could not handle the appreciative. That absolutely absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: If there, we'll go with the Friday. I think the

613
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 2: Friday is a good middle ground. Jace, I'm in Yeah,

614
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm going so stoke. Pugs Is he's thrilled

615
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 2: about it.

616
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 4: Because he's gonna have to come in as well.

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Speaker 2: Looking, I tell you what, if we do have to

618
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: come in. We're allowed to drink all day.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay responsibly. Up next comedian Alan McElroy.

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Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

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Speaker 1: Tune in on radio.

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Speaker 3: You've are clear there on the radio Hot Archy Big

623
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Speaker 3: Show this Tuesday afternoon. A special treat comedian Alan McElroy

624
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Speaker 3: in the studio with that's all in your mad bastard,

625
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Speaker 3: how's life good?

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Speaker 2: Good?

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Speaker 6: Your mind bastard is freddy good?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: How about yours? Yeah? I see you brought your dog

630
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Speaker 3: and what do you think? This is a buddy petting zoo?

631
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Speaker 6: Yeah it is? Yeah, and you gotta pay me candleus

632
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 6: watching them?

633
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Speaker 3: He's a dog.

634
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Speaker 2: Can you tell me what kind of a dog this

635
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Speaker 2: one is?

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Speaker 6: He's a rescue dog.

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Speaker 2: You're a rescue dog?

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00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:08,760
Speaker 6: They reckon, he's a shar pay master.

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00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 3: Yeah he did.

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Speaker 6: I've seen him last week with not a dog. But

641
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 6: he's he's a good boy.

642
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 2: He's running a radio. Yeah yeah, I love that. And

643
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 2: a dog. Yeah, he's got his lipstick and he's got

644
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 2: a missive balls. Say that on a dog.

645
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Speaker 6: Sometimes, you know what I mean? Sometimes you have to

646
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Speaker 6: tickle them behind the ears.

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Speaker 3: Is he is he your sort of emotional support dog

648
00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 3: or anything like that, kind of dogs in general. That

649
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 3: for everyone. I think, you know what I'm saying, very needy.

650
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 3: You know, he's lovely.

651
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Speaker 6: So you just wanted to come because he wanted to

652
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,360
Speaker 6: come with me today and bring him on stage sometimes

653
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 6: and he and he hecks bad comedians, which is very funny.

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Speaker 4: Yeah right when he's he's.

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Speaker 2: I love that color.

656
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Speaker 6: Yeah, well we die them, you know, it's not natural.

657
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Speaker 6: He's usually blonde. His name is because he had a

658
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 6: lot of wrinkles as a puppy. His name is Gordon Ramsey, right, yes, yeah, yeah,

659
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 6: So what's been going on mate?

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Speaker 3: What have you been actually just doing gigs and.

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Speaker 6: Stuff, doing gigs and stuff. Man started doing cruise ships,

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Speaker 6: which isn't.

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Speaker 4: Yeah everywhere.

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Speaker 6: I don't know where these places are. I never heard

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Speaker 6: New Caledonia.

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Speaker 2: Been to Caledonia, New Mayor? Yeah yet?

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Speaker 4: Risbon Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Jason, I mean a few

668
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Speaker 4: of your friends of comedians, I've done the cruise ships

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Speaker 4: sort of tours.

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Speaker 2: Before you say, how long are you on the ship

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Speaker 2: for Ellen, about three or four days. Just it's the

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Speaker 2: easiest gig.

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Speaker 4: And do you do a show every night?

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Speaker 2: No?

675
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Speaker 6: Sometimes you have two days off where you have to

676
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Speaker 6: go to like Pacific Islands and sit and have a beer. Horrible, horrible, man, horrible,

677
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Speaker 6: but you have to do I have to do two

678
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Speaker 6: a half hour or eighteen shows twice and then one

679
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Speaker 6: PG show kids show. So the first one I did,

680
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Speaker 6: I swear a lot on stage.

681
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Speaker 2: Doty story.

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Speaker 6: I'm a shocking bastard, right, and I tell all the

683
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Speaker 6: filthy stories. And I kept on going, Oh man, I

684
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 6: got a kid show to do on Sunday. You got

685
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Speaker 6: a kids show to do on Sunday. And the show

686
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 6: and the Sunday show that the line was the length

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Speaker 6: of half the bowl, all these people with their kids.

688
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Speaker 6: If I could get away with not swearing for half

689
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Speaker 6: an hour? And I swore twice, but they didn't understand me.

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Speaker 6: And then I got to the end of it and

691
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Speaker 6: I was delighted, and I went straight to the bar

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Speaker 6: to get a wine, and a little ussy seven year

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Speaker 6: old girl came up and I don't know if I

694
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Speaker 6: can swear. Okay, she came up and goes, that was

695
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Speaker 6: fucking hilarious, Mike.

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Speaker 4: These are uzzy kids. They differently, you know. It was insane.

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Speaker 2: It was insane.

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Speaker 3: I tell you what. My kids these days, I have

699
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 3: potty mells, you know what I mean? You know some

700
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 3: of the school yard chip is disgusting, Maggie near them.

701
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Speaker 6: You shouldn't be in the school.

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Speaker 3: Give the day the day when I pick up my kids,

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Speaker 3: you know, and a shss the language from these years

704
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Speaker 3: or you know, just outside of deary or something like that,

705
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Speaker 3: just groups of way.

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Speaker 4: Would you do you think it's our fault for saying

707
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Speaker 4: mad basket all the time on the radio? Yeah, because

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Speaker 4: right that's probably a bad words.

709
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Speaker 3: I tell you what we're going to do. We're going

710
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:21,840
Speaker 3: to go to a tune and then we're going to

711
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 3: come back because you've got a.

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Speaker 2: Very special show coming, very special.

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Speaker 4: It's very special, Alan, it is incredibly special. It's the

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Speaker 4: best Christmas comedy show of all time.

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Speaker 2: On Earth, not Mars.

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Speaker 4: Do you like Queens of the Stone Age, Allen Love

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Speaker 4: the Mondays.

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Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy

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Speaker 1: tune in on radio.

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Speaker 3: Indeed the Queens of the Stone agd on the radio.

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Speaker 3: Hold Archy Big Show this Tuesday evening. We have comedian

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Speaker 3: Alan McElroy in the studio and he's got a massive

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Speaker 3: geek coming up, doesn't he?

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Speaker 4: Keazy certainly does. Jason gig Huge Biggs and the Bars

725
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Speaker 4: is the best Christmas comedy show on Earth, celebrating an

726
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 4: incredible year of or comedy with a special advent calendar

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00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 4: themed show. Heaps of big names, ray O Leary, Courtney Dawson,

728
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Speaker 4: James Musterapeick Lily Catastrophe, Henry Yarn Janey, Henry Paul Williams,

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Speaker 4: Brittany stant and of course Ellen McElroy, who has been

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Speaker 4: described as an Irish comedy power has and.

731
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Speaker 2: Also as comedy is answer to Connor McGregor. Yeah, yeah, exactly,

732
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Speaker 2: you'll do Norton.

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Speaker 4: You did walk in here just like he walks.

734
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Speaker 2: Well, that's how we all walk. It's Warbley Adams, your eyeballs,

735
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Speaker 2: and cocaine.

736
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Speaker 3: Is common.

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Speaker 4: Elm not just on cocaine. This is a fundraiser for

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Speaker 4: the New Zealand Comedy Trust. All proceeds support development pathways

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Speaker 4: for insid comedians. Donations can be made through the Insied

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Speaker 4: Comedy Trust website. Ellen, what do you do for a

741
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Speaker 4: Christmas comedy show? Do you tailor it to Christmas?

742
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've got a story of my dars stealing stuff

743
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Speaker 6: for us for a present. At the time we had

744
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 6: to get my mother eyebrows for Christmas and a diehard

745
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 6: Christmas song, motherfucker, and uh and I love singing it

746
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 6: and I can't wait to do it on the big stage.

747
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 4: Bloody ripper. And so because obviously, as do you know

748
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 4: if this is an R A ten event, who cares?

749
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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Exactly, because that's Christmas?

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: Can I just clarify that that's did you say raising

753
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 3: fans for the New Zealand Comedy Trust. Yes, that sounds

754
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 3: like a bloody off. It sounds like, yeah, well exactly,

755
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 3: they're going to have this massive comedy Trust filled with

756
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 3: millions and millions of dollars trillion, and you guys will

757
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 3: never see it, but you'll be raising funds for it though.

758
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,920
Speaker 6: And I like raising stuff, but it's a I want money.

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00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, surely you're not doing it for free.

761
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Speaker 6: You know I'm going to get exactly because you do

762
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 6: charity gigs sometimes and I did weeks ago. You did

763
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Speaker 6: the Variety Artist.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever get involved with that? We've done Variety before.

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Speaker 2: That's a love heart with the top head on it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll tell you this is mental, Thanks very much.

767
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 6: I had to sit with a table full of magicians,

768
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 6: and one of them we went to the bar and

769
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Speaker 6: he had his FOS machine f POS card glued between

770
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Speaker 6: playing cards, so we'd walk up and go whoah. But

771
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 6: the f POS machine timed out because there was a

772
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Speaker 6: cardboard and stopping, and in the end he goes, I'll

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Speaker 6: just pay cash.

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Speaker 4: By the way, if you wanted to come along to

775
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 4: this Christmas comedy show on Earth. It is hosted by

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Speaker 4: Chris Parker, and the date is this coming Friday the

777
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 4: twenty eighth at seven pm Sky this Friday.

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00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, not this Friday Friday. Are you going to be there? Yeah,

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00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 2: we'll see here we go. Yeah, nice.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Well Ellen, good on you mate, Thanks and good

781
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 3: on you and all the bits with that gig. Hopefully

782
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 3: they pay you fortune. Yeah they won't, of course you won't.

783
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 3: They'll say it's with the trust. Yeah yeah, And what

784
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 3: kind of bastard tries to take money off of trust's

785
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Speaker 3: proper bastard.

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Speaker 6: Exactly, proper bastard bastard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah we go.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Ellen McElroy, thanks a lot.

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Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy News.

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Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. There's Tuesday evening

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Speaker 3: now there's plenty coming up after six o'clock, including a

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Speaker 3: real revelation that's happened in my in my home fellas

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Speaker 3: regarding my wife. Oh yes, so we'll be chatting about

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00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 3: that also, of course it's a Tuesday. Yeah, So what's

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Speaker 3: on the dinner with me? Keysy?

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Speaker 4: Have you got any me to talk about it?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: The thing is you undersell it me and you don't

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Speaker 2: know how good you've got it? All right? How good

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Speaker 2: I've got? Well, how good you've got that? You've shaped

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00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 2: that content that we get to do only a couple

802
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 2: of times a week. It's a goddamn shame. But I

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00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,400
Speaker 2: think Jason and I love it so much, and I

804
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,439
Speaker 2: think it comes across whereas you sort of a fleck

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Speaker 2: to go.

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00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, text about people what they're having for dinner?

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00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you guys talking about.

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Speaker 4: How are you coming up after six? What's on the

809
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 4: dinner with me? Keysy? What are you having for dinner?

810
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 4: In New Zealand? Text us three four eight three and

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Speaker 4: you could win a fifty dollars reburg about you.

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Speaker 1: The Hold I Keep Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.

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00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hold.

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Speaker 3: I can welcome back in Massive Backbones. I hope your

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Speaker 3: Tuesday night's going along very pleasantly. You're listening to the

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Speaker 7: it's a crave ready, I can't stop craving it and

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Speaker 3: Is pretty good? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah quite yea God, so it sounds like you got

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Speaker 2: it in the end day.

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Speaker 4: Sorry for him still though, Yeah, it's really sad it is.

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Speaker 3: I said, when what did I have on my face? Keazy?

829
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Speaker 2: I don't know? White stuff?

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Speaker 4: White stuff? Really it's gone now though, Man, it's gone though, Man,

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Speaker 4: why are you't know weird about it?

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Speaker 3: I'm not getting weird and I'm just making the point.

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Speaker 3: You were just saying, what are you doing that?

834
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Speaker 4: It was what that I'm one of those guys. If

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Speaker 4: one of my mates has got something on their face,

836
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 4: for example, Mike, who has chips on his face every day,

837
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Speaker 4: that's true. A pig. I always I always just go, hey,

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Speaker 4: break got some just because I'd rather that than the

839
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Speaker 4: round all day.

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00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 3: Well, you've got that massive white glob of tree set

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Speaker 3: in your here, and I wouldn't have seen any thing,

842
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 3: but you're the one that brought it up. I mean,

843
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Speaker 3: it's grossing me out, to be honest, I'm.

844
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Speaker 4: Sorry I pointed out the white crumb or whatever the

845
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Speaker 4: hell it was on your face. I just want you

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Speaker 4: to look great, you know.

847
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Speaker 2: I just want you to be good.

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Speaker 3: There's a bit bloody out there when you're telling me

849
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Speaker 3: I've got something on my face and you've got a

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Speaker 3: big glob of tree. God, Hey, coming up nixt what's

851
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Speaker 3: on the tea with me? Dinner?

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Speaker 2: What what's.

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Speaker 5: With me?

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Speaker 2: Dinner?

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00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 4: Text us three for eight three? What are you having

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Speaker 4: for dinner?

857
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Speaker 2: Zeland?

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Speaker 4: You've got a fifty dollars Reburg about you? Sorry about Jason.

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Speaker 1: Here's Metallica The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on

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Speaker 1: Radio Hodarkey.

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Speaker 3: David Bowie there on the radio, Holdarkey Big Show this

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Speaker 3: Tuesday night, and this is one of my favorite parts

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Speaker 3: of the week. Tuesday Night with old Keizy and what's

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Speaker 3: on the dinner?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, hey, guys. Text here from Steve.

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Speaker 3: Watch on the Tea with Me dinner?

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Speaker 2: Good work mate.

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Speaker 3: I tell you, man, I'm this close with Pugs.

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Speaker 5: I think.

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Speaker 3: I am this close.

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Speaker 2: I would have pushed, mate, because I think he's walking

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Speaker 2: out the door. And also they've seen Pegs smile for

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Speaker 2: a month. Also, am I right?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're the one that said it was called What's

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Speaker 4: on the tea with Me Dinner?

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: So he's just taken that and put it in a

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Speaker 4: wacky radio steak.

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Speaker 3: Yes he did, didn't he he did?

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Speaker 4: Yes, he did, didn't he? Well, let's not let this

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Speaker 4: take away from this amazing segment.

882
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 2: Than you.

883
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 4: Get a lads, Greg here from the b Op.

884
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 2: Greg Alexander from the Penrith Panthers, Greg Preble, Greg Prebble,

885
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 2: the im prem Nator.

886
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 3: I'm fascinated to know what he's having for tea.

887
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:01,799
Speaker 4: Pres Afternoon hosts Banana Fruit and at Herbal Tea. That's

888
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 4: at three pm every day, guys, don't be stupid, that's

889
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 4: what he has at three every day. Good lads. Greg

890
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 4: Preble here from the BOP. The missus is cooking up

891
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 4: a beautiful beef and venison lasagna.

892
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 2: Cheers. That's good eating, right there. Beef and venison. It's

893
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 2: a common mix, jakes, a common mix of meat. There.

894
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 2: I would eat that, I'd I would have it with

895
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 2: a mash and probably a couple of greens. I'd probably

896
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 2: go with just beans and broccoli and the just what we.

897
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:39,319
Speaker 3: Do mostly with a lasagna is a salad, a green

898
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 3: salad with a bit of avocado, some cherry demarties, that

899
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 3: sort of thing.

900
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 2: You're absolutely right time of year.

901
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 4: Yes, I would just have a heap of broccoli on

902
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 4: the side and no potatoes or anything. I just just

903
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 4: a shiteload of lasagna and a crapload of broccoli to

904
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 4: make me feel better.

905
00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:57,879
Speaker 2: Good.

906
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 4: Ay there, Fellers Dion.

907
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 2: Here, Dion Nash, former New Zealand cricketer Gungan Selene is Celene,

908
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 2: Dion is it the Celene? It's de on Selene yet

909
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 2: a fellows, Dion Selene Here? We are have raw yellowfin

910
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 2: tuna with a bit of Sawyer sauce. Cheers down, Selene.

911
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 2: Yeah that sounds good, really Yeah.

912
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 3: Well, I'd like a bit of with savvly with that,

913
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 3: maybe you don't mind, and even a little it's a

914
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 3: little side dish of ginger.

915
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:31,840
Speaker 2: Well, it's not it's not. I disagree on the ginger,

916
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 2: but it's not an entire meal. You can't just eat

917
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,760
Speaker 2: raw fish would be at least it's just a snack.

918
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 2: That's insane. You can't just serve that well.

919
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 3: I mean they might have caught the tuna and there's craploads.

920
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 2: In it even still, do you know what I mean?

921
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 2: That needs to be worth something, a rice or something.

922
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 2: Just give me something, keysy, is that it? Delene Celon?

923
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 3: What about some what about some broccoli?

924
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 7: Yeah?

925
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 4: They could be good. Yeah, that sounds like a nice

926
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 4: garden salad. But it's the time of year, remember.

927
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 2: Tunic.

928
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 3: Oh you're an animal?

929
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 4: How about this one, fellas, get a your pack of sickos?

930
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 4: Dean here?

931
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:19,879
Speaker 2: Oh, Dean Martin, Dean Longigan. It's Dean Martin, crooner, crooner, yeah,

932
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 2: singer and actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How's it go on

933
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 2: your pack of circos? Dean Martin here, singer and actor.

934
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 2: I feel very lucky to be enjoying a yummy.

935
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 4: Hot hungey from the Far North Ka tire. I might

936
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 4: go back for seconds. It's that good. Cheers, failers, that's

937
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 4: from Dean Martin.

938
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 2: How good I hung?

939
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 6: It is?

940
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 2: Bloody good. I've had a few shockers in my time,

941
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 2: but yeah, hung you down well is bloody good eating.

942
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 2: And of course you've got to go back for seconds. Man,

943
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 2: you don't have just one helping of honey. I agree

944
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 2: with that.

945
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 4: What's your view on Hangey's Jase? Just before you answer?

946
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 2: Racism Alert? Racism Alert?

947
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:59,240
Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.

948
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 3: There the chill out on your Tuesday night, Fellers. So

949
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 3: an extraordinary thing has happened in my life. As I

950
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 3: was talking about earlier in the show, I'm going to

951
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,879
Speaker 3: be moving out of my house right And we've lived

952
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 3: in this house, as I was saying, for over twenty

953
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 3: five years.

954
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 2: Well, it's a long time, it is.

955
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 3: That's a quarter of a century almost.

956
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 2: As it flown by, Yes it has.

957
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 4: It really has flown by. I've almost been there for

958
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 4: eight years and it feels like I've been there for

959
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 4: three years.

960
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 2: Yes.

961
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 4: Crazy.

962
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 3: In fact, when my wife said that the other day,

963
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 3: I was like, you're jakin, you're kidding, You're kidding me.

964
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 3: But here's the thing. As you know, I've got a

965
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 3: mammoth sprawling property.

966
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 2: It's huge state. It's in the state, Yes, I think

967
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 2: it's probably are you saying it's in a state, That's

968
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaker 2: what I was saying. But I guess it is a state,

969
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 2: an an a state as well, it isn't.

970
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 3: I consider it my estate, huge back lawn, lots of vegetation,

971
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 3: et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. For over twenty five years,

972
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 3: my wife has said to me, I hate gardening. I

973
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 3: should let you know. And I said, that's okay, old hoodie.

974
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,760
Speaker 3: Jay's a bit of a green finger.

975
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 4: It's green thumber, isn't it.

976
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:14,239
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well that'll be why I'm not being which

977
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 3: I'm not. You know, I can grow the odd tomatoes

978
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,720
Speaker 3: that I can go and fart on during the summer,

979
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 3: but that's about my way. So she's pretty overgrown. So

980
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 3: here we are now right, going, okay, we're going to

981
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 3: move out. Let's just tidy the place up a bit,

982
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 3: get it looking presentable. And so my wife starts gardening

983
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 3: and she's done the most extraordinary work at the front

984
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:39,480
Speaker 3: of our house, right and it looks unbelievably good. It

985
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 3: makes our house look like a completely different house. And

986
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 3: I was saying to her, that's amazing, baby, how are

987
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 3: you finding that? She said, you know what, I'm actually

988
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 3: really enjoying it, right, I'm actually really enjoying gardening. Who knew?

989
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,720
Speaker 3: And it's like good one. We've been waiting for twenty

990
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 3: five years for that to come out, and now that

991
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 3: we're moving, you discover your green finger.

992
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 2: So after twenty five years you're growing a part. It's sad,

993
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 2: isn't it. It's unbelievable thing after all this time you

994
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 2: know each other and then she starts doing this thing

995
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 2: which is weird, yes, and unlikable because.

996
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 4: You're moving to an apartment right, Yes, she probably won't

997
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,320
Speaker 4: want to go now because she wants to guard it.

998
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 5: Well.

999
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 3: This is the other thing, you know, which we talked

1000
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 3: about last week. I think it was you know, I

1001
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,320
Speaker 3: don't want to have a situation where the place is

1002
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:26,760
Speaker 3: looking so good that we don't want to move again,

1003
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. And it's in that say,

1004
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 3: we've got all these things fixed up and patched up,

1005
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,760
Speaker 3: new decks, it's looking shit hot. Yeah, and my concern

1006
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,319
Speaker 3: as my wife is going to go. I don't want

1007
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 3: to move now, and plus I love gardening. You're right,

1008
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 3: can you get me some horsemen?

1009
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 2: You well, I mean, if you guys stay it's going

1010
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 2: to be back to an absolute hovel within the space

1011
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 2: of a month. When you say it's only because you're

1012
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 2: leaving that it looks good, you stay, you're going to

1013
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 2: ruin it again. Yeah, you've proven that already.

1014
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1015
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,439
Speaker 2: Fair You can't be trusted with that house.

1016
00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:58,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, fair point.

1017
00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1018
00:47:58,719 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1019
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,480
Speaker 3: It's been at a reen today and someone else is

1020
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 3: probably okay, good, But I just couldn't believe it after

1021
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 3: all this time, and now she discovers her green fingers.

1022
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 1: The whole aching Big Show with j Mike and Key

1023
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:16,320
Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.

1024
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 3: Well, there you go, you made bastards. That's a big

1025
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:29,280
Speaker 3: show down and dusted for your Tuesday night. The podcast

1026
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 3: out Troe today. We had to put a disclaimer on

1027
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 3: it because it wasn't actually filthy, but it did talk

1028
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 3: about topics that were, you know, for young kids, probably

1029
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,240
Speaker 3: a bit confrontation suitable for young.

1030
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 4: Suitable Pugs has actually got the disclaimer for us to play,

1031
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:47,840
Speaker 4: just that people can be aware of it before they

1032
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 4: choose to listen to their podcast.

1033
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 3: You Hi there or you podcast listeners just want to

1034
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 3: put a little disclaimer at the front of this podcast,

1035
00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 3: not suitable for children.

1036
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 2: There's a lot of we.

1037
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 4: Talk, there's a few topics touched on. There a lot

1038
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 4: of interesting facts I think you'll find. But there is

1039
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 4: probably just a little disclaim that needs to be had.

1040
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 4: It should we be taking the purse, you know, during

1041
00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 4: a disclaimer like that.

1042
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 2: No, I think that's fine.

1043
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 3: No, I think that's totally legit. Kezy, What are you

1044
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 3: doing tonight, Maggie.

1045
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 2: Great question, mate, I'm not entirely sure. It feels like

1046
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,240
Speaker 2: it might be a nice evening for a stroll or something.

1047
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 2: My bike, my bike's in the shop today, so i'll

1048
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 2: get there back tomorrow. They're getting service, it's getting serviced,

1049
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:40,840
Speaker 2: a freshly serviced bicycle. It's going to be all serviced, etcetera, etcetera.

1050
00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 2: So I'm looking forward to that. But I feel like

1051
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 2: I need to do some kind of exercise, good stuff.

1052
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,920
Speaker 3: Hey Kesey, you were texting your wife a little earlier

1053
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 3: for what's on the dinner with Kesey's wife. What are

1054
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:53,920
Speaker 3: you having? Man?

1055
00:49:54,239 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a little sigment. I like to play with her.

1056
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 4: She said, some chicken, lemon grass thing. But I don't

1057
00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 4: know if I'll get around to cooking it.

1058
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 2: You might have to do it.

1059
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 4: She's got squashed night and then they're going out for

1060
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 4: squash drinks.

1061
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 8: So had the gate it is he is a real imusion,

1062
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 8: single night and Tuesdays it is Mondays and Tuesdays she

1063
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 8: is busy, has touch and then squashed.

1064
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 5: That is it.

1065
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 4: She's not having an a fear. We're not breaking up

1066
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 4: all right?

1067
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 2: Okay, okay? Do you think you clipped this off man?

1068
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 4: Though? And just when you know when it all happens.

1069
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1070
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 4: No, what are you doing, Jayson?

1071
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 3: Do you think she's maybe a little disgusted by the

1072
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 3: tree sap and you're.

1073
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,120
Speaker 4: Here, I'll get her to help me get it out.

1074
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:41,359
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice.

1075
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure she would know how.

1076
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 5: To do it.

1077
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 3: Well, my wife just texted me Ree wats for tea

1078
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 3: and it's next level not happy? Yeah, sausages and stuffed

1079
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 3: past her.

1080
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 2: Do you want to know?

1081
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 4: Do you want to say?

1082
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:58,360
Speaker 2: By it?

1083
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 3: Alright? Then by eight