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Speaker 1: some challenging adult themes including Chinese god spurries, Japanese macaqus testicles,

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Speaker 1: Pakistani backhandice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So if you if you're a little bit sensitive

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Speaker 1: the next twenty eight minutes.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Welcome along to the Unnamed podcast for Wednestady, sixth of

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Speaker 1: November twenty twenty four. Quick role call Ruder present former

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Speaker 1: South Island meet work. I'm a nice Stewart mash cap.

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Speaker 2: Here we go. We're happy with that.

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Speaker 3: Jeremy prison Oh yeah, Jeremy Wells.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, someone needed to sorry me, but I'll do it myself.

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Speaker 2: Who calls you Jerry, and who calls you Jeremy?

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Speaker 1: Good question, TOLSI does not call me Jerry. My mum

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Speaker 1: and dad do not call me Jerry. No. They my

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Speaker 1: children don't call me jury.

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Speaker 3: No, they call you dad.

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Speaker 1: They call me father, Oh, father. I like to be

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Speaker 1: called father, pops, father, excuse father. HUGO calls me father

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Speaker 1: sometimes please father, seconds, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad's dad Dad.

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Speaker 1: I have friends. In fact, my brother, my, my nephew,

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Speaker 1: and niece call my brother Richard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Dicky, No, just Richard.

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Speaker 4: I've got mates who always grow up called their parents

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Speaker 4: John and o'deit, and it was always really confusing to me,

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Speaker 4: but it also made them way more relatable. This is John, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: oh interesting, mister Edmonston's bloody John.

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Speaker 2: He's out there doing it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: My brother calls my parents now the grandparent names Issy

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Speaker 1: and John Tooe.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I don't like that, is and John right John Toe?

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: I call them mom and dad still, Yeah, they are

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Speaker 1: your mom and dad. He used to call them John

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Speaker 1: and Cheryl though once like your situation.

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Speaker 3: May who came up with Issy and John Tooe?

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Speaker 1: Is he came up with is He, which he named herself.

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Speaker 1: What's her name?

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Speaker 2: Controversially Cheryl? Is he? Is he? Is that? An? Is?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 2: Is he?

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Speaker 1: She didn't want to be called grandma. She want to

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Speaker 1: So she went with Issy, what is this your mother

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Speaker 1: grand Yeah, momm.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, I ran the bar at your mother's. Don't want

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Speaker 2: to be rude here, I'm going to say sixtieth eightieth. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's what it was. She doesn't make a day older

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Speaker 2: than sixty. And I didn't know that she was an

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Speaker 2: I should have said that to her. And I spent

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Speaker 2: It was a great.

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Speaker 1: He did get on the perms. Unusual for you to

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Speaker 1: get on the boots.

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Speaker 4: Don't get on the pims. Don't get on the booth.

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Speaker 1: She drinks, but but never much, but she she will.

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Speaker 1: She she likes. She enjoys like ah, drink of Fellers.

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Speaker 2: Well this day to tell you what a couple of

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Speaker 2: a couple of orange juices very if you know what

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Speaker 1: She got a dart, She got darry She's never smoked

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Speaker 2: We talk about this a lot, but I just.

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Speaker 3: Never had a dart, never had. I think it's because

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Speaker 1: It's a good it's a good way to do so

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Speaker 1: if you, as a parent, want to do something that,

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Speaker 3: Kids won't be watching porn.

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Speaker 1: Then, I did not see that coming. I did note coming.

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Speaker 1: I'm watuning. They'll probably even know that you watch how

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Speaker 1: much porn you actually watch, so you need to watch

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Speaker 2: Let's rewind the tape on that and see how long

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Speaker 2: it took you to come up with that, because that

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Speaker 2: That's a good point.

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Speaker 4: I mean it's only for three minutes into the podcast.

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Speaker 4: We've just been it now, Like I can't see this

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Speaker 1: This is a good This is a good vein things

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Speaker 1: that your parents do that you that have just driven

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Speaker 4: That's a that's a that's a rich.

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Speaker 3: Vein there we write that down to the radio.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a rich vein.

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Speaker 2: My parents they showed a fiction to each other. I

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Speaker 1: Gordon and Sexy says he don't need quite a fiction

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Speaker 2: There's none your business here, they there's none of your business.

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Speaker 1: Well I'll come. It's become everyone's.

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Speaker 2: I were just talking about things that your parents did,

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Speaker 2: and now why I'm off them? And that's one of.

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Speaker 3: Them open mouth and public.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, they're just quite handy, you know,

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Speaker 2: oh really yeah, mainly from my mother's.

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Speaker 1: Sixy Susie on Gordy, Yeah, taking her hands off Gordy.

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Speaker 2: No, who can Lucky Gordy? Who can.

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Speaker 1: Never met Gordy. But I'd like to you love Gordy. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: If you can, I don't know. Yeah you might be able, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you could do twenty minutes something without without getting handsy with.

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Speaker 3: With About the other way around?

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Speaker 2: Would Gordy be around? I am worried about the other

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Speaker 1: You think Gordy would do what lovely Triny did to

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Speaker 2: And I saw that. Yeah, at Trevor Scott, it was hot.

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Speaker 2: Why have we not discussed this? It was hot? I

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Speaker 1: Well, he just put his whole body against mine. It

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Speaker 2: Is that what it was?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: There is nothing sixier than some man coming up behind

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Speaker 1: but then they've got drinks on either hand, and then

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Speaker 2: Is there anything sixier than that? Careless whisper players, If

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Speaker 2: puppet type player that's not puppet, that's what it feels like.

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Speaker 2: You know, one of those things where you put your

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Speaker 2: No, hang on, sorry, no puppet puppets rader?

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Speaker 4: That's when you're holding yourself and someone moves your arm. Oh,

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Speaker 4: that's a Dutch radder hold yourself. What's a Pakistani backhander? Um?

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Speaker 4: I think that's a slow left wrist spinner.

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Speaker 2: I thought the Dutch rider was when you reach back

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Speaker 2: pretty sure is just is the is the googly the wrong?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's the Pakistani and it makes sense.

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Speaker 2: And it's usually followed by a multi's breakfast after that,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go for it's the mule than because

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes he was, but it was more to do

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Speaker 4: A stock wrong. And yes, and I've actually talked to

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Speaker 1: Tim Salde was impressed when when you guys came over

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Speaker 1: Saalde was really impressed with your stock wrong and.

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Speaker 4: He was he wasn't the first one to pick it.

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Speaker 4: And actually only two people have ever picked the stock

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Speaker 4: wrong in and one of them was Kin Williamson, who

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Speaker 4: it came out the hand. He goes, is that a wrong?

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Speaker 4: And the other one was either James or Hamish Marshal.

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Speaker 4: I can't tell them apart, and I bowled at him

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Speaker 2: It over the boundary for six.

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Speaker 4: Called it before it bounced.

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Speaker 1: And then tell you what, if you can pack a

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Speaker 1: because it's basically like a especially if it's a if

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Speaker 1: it's a half tracker, it's like just a half track

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Speaker 1: off spinner. They have to get pulled away there because

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Speaker 1: they come back onto onto your legs.

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Speaker 2: Stuff.

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Speaker 4: Well, the thing is most of them don't turn. I

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Speaker 2: It was.

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Speaker 4: Nah, it turns. It jags back, jags back quite a bit.

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Speaker 4: That's how man mess got that dude stumped a start

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 4: We took a took a beautiful wicket together and then

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Speaker 3: Which is well, no, I've got Dutch readers. You've got

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Speaker 3: speaking about coming back on your leg Dutch rudder, you

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Speaker 3: were bang on. Man masturbates and another person grabs his

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Speaker 2: Does it have to be two dudes, does it?

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Speaker 3: I don't. I just sees another person thinks, so it

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Speaker 3: can't be an animal, has to be a person just wondering.

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Speaker 2: So you were, I'd say in like you were, heart Jesus,

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Speaker 2: I wasn't even half right? Was halfway giving you a

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Speaker 2: Dutch radder? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he just more pressed up. I genuinely out tangles.

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Speaker 1: I did. I felt tangles. I was like, oh, who's that?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, oh oh that's lovely.

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Speaker 2: Twenty Where did you? Where did you feel the tangles? Everywhere?

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Speaker 2: Full body tingles?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, proper body tangles.

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Speaker 2: You didn't ever managed did you?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: Did you ever managed? Twe? What like a managed te

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Speaker 2: a menage twine? Oh yeah, okay Pakistani backhand. If anyone's

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Speaker 2: actually wondering this is I'm stuck on now. Familiar with

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Speaker 2: the men, I mean Jerry knows the men. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's just you know, you get twe down the area.

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Speaker 1: I've seen a few men challenges in my time, seen them,

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Speaker 1: seen them, felt them, being part of them. I've been

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Speaker 2: Okay, we're just going to take a break now and

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Speaker 1: Party talking men chraes.

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Speaker 2: I think we're going to talk about Pakistani backhanders.

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Speaker 4: Just quickly, r I p Quincy.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, carry on, that's an important nights.

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Speaker 3: What I'm if you're reading what I'm reading, I'm acting

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Speaker 3: this out.

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Speaker 2: The Pakistani backand is actually a nickname for joke's aciety

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Speaker 2: is a nickname for match fixing.

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Speaker 3: That is not what I'm right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so a few like it's like he's running out

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Speaker 2: of a Pakistani backand it's slightly racially. It's not a

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Speaker 2: sexual no, it's not.

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Speaker 4: It's not very exciting, but you know there's no match

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Speaker 4: fixing going on to my bedroom. I guarantee that.

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Speaker 2: Now what now? What have you got to understand? You?

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Speaker 2: He's acting it out? Ok? Yeah, so that's involves what.

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Speaker 1: I can see why you might get confused. It's a

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Speaker 1: nottomen to make it clear.

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Speaker 2: There wouldn't be any issues if it was a poof,

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Speaker 2: but it's.

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Speaker 3: A footstool poof, so apparently doesn't involve another person.

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Speaker 2: It's just you have mounted this poof. Oh, I know

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Speaker 2: what this is gonna. I've got a hunch.

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Speaker 4: Are you going to charade this for us?

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Speaker 2: What I've got to do?

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Speaker 3: And we'll try our best, because I know it's an

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Speaker 3: audio format. While masturbating the man, raise your leg onto

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Speaker 3: a bench chair or a small stool. Then I will

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Speaker 3: reach under the leg, taking a firm grip of the penis,

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Speaker 3: but you have to have your hand reversed, palm on

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Speaker 3: top grip. I can see.

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Speaker 1: Why feels like someone else, feels like someone else?

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Speaker 4: Now what are you achieving there?

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Speaker 1: How is that it feels like someone else because it's

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Speaker 1: so weird, you know, it feels like some weird things happening.

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Speaker 2: So is that the start of the in between his movie?

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Speaker 2: I believe it is where Jay is making his arm dead.

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Speaker 2: He's sitting on it on his beard, making his hand dead,

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Speaker 2: and then essentially giving himself. I think a Pakistani backhanded

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Speaker 2: because then you've obviously lost your feeling in the hands,

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Speaker 2: so you might as well have someone else giving you

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Speaker 2: a bit of a Dutch Rati situation.

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Speaker 4: Well, I think the Pakistani backhand is cutting out one step.

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Speaker 4: There's cutting out the middle man, so it's numbing your

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Speaker 4: hand while you're doing. I don't think I've got the

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Speaker 3: Go.

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Speaker 4: I can't reach around.

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Speaker 2: I can't.

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Speaker 4: It's a shoulder, it's a shoulder mobility is I.

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Speaker 2: Know it's tough to understand. But if you the high

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Speaker 2: you bring the leg, the easier it is to get

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Speaker 2: your arm under there.

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Speaker 4: You just got yeah, No, sorry, you just got you. No,

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Speaker 4: you need to be standing as all of this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to be standing up and arching the back.

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Speaker 4: I'm right, but you look like you're presenting your.

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Speaker 1: Smash for someone to sort of behind you.

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Speaker 2: It's quite good.

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Speaker 1: You're not in the.

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Speaker 2: Right quote, you're not quite doing it right man standing

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Speaker 2: so you're on all fours.

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Speaker 1: No, no, it's not you're not on all fours. And

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Speaker 1: then someone that's hammering away up from behind on you

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Speaker 1: like you're sort of presenting yourself like you are doing there.

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Speaker 1: It's more masturbation, sort of a maneuver. All right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's a bit confusing at times. Pixie Campbell's looking in

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Speaker 1: from the Australian contents, like simulating Pistan Pakistani back end.

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Speaker 1: He's not as interested in the Pakistani backhand as I think.

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Speaker 1: He's more interested in.

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Speaker 2: That open bottle of over there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's probably, yeah, concerning facts going on here.

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Speaker 2: Eleven eleven Pakistani listeners apparently on our radio shot just

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Speaker 2: thinking at the geo tracker here, So if anyone wants

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Speaker 2: to reach out for Pakistan and let us know why

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Speaker 2: why have the Pakistani been credited with the backhander?

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Speaker 4: But they probably don't know because they just call it

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Speaker 4: a backhander like the fries. Yeah, like the French fries.

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Speaker 4: So it's probably not worth asking. They probably don't even

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Speaker 4: realize that that's the thing overseas. Yeah, so what do

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Speaker 4: you mean it's got a name, but we still called

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Speaker 4: the kiwi the kiwi Yeah, and the kiwi fruit.

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Speaker 2: To be fair, why don't we just call that the

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Speaker 2: well maybe to move on, Well, we.

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Speaker 1: Did call it a Chinese gosberry, Yes, excep, it was

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Speaker 1: what it used to be called, the Chinese gosberry.

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Speaker 2: How did you used to say it?

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Speaker 1: Goberries gosberry, Chinese spury?

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Speaker 2: Why are you bobing? Peple used to pronounce what is

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Speaker 2: a Chinese gospriy? Oh ship?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you know know?

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Speaker 4: That's literally It was just saying you used to.

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Speaker 1: Be called a Chinese gory and then we called it

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Speaker 1: we used to grow them, and then we started calling

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Speaker 1: it kiwi fruit.

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Speaker 4: Great great piece of marketing from us but unfortunately a

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Speaker 4: couple of god, I hate the Chinese sorry Chinese giesbury.

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Speaker 1: We never patent to that I think was our problem,

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Speaker 1: and we should have because if we did, then everybody

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Speaker 1: would have had to have called it a kiwi fruit.

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Speaker 1: So all around the world it would have been called

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Speaker 1: a kit But it is called a kiwi, but it's

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Speaker 1: not called a kiwi fruit.

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Speaker 2: And the States called it a yeah? Is it anywhere else?

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Speaker 2: Is still calling it the Chinese gooseberry?

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Speaker 4: Probably not even in China.

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Speaker 2: China? Are they just calling it a gosbrey?

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Speaker 4: Are they?

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Speaker 2: That's a good point.

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Speaker 4: What do they can reach out Chinese listeners at a.

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Speaker 2: Couple of China I can have a look at it,

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Speaker 2: Geo track, it's always interesting. Well, we've got fifteen listeners

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Speaker 2: in China, but I'm not sure if they don't necessarily, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, reach out any of the fifteen Chinese themselves. What

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Speaker 4: do you refer to a gisbri as?

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Speaker 2: Oh, here we are.

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Speaker 1: It's called in China. They don't call it a gooseberry.

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Speaker 1: It's that's not Chinese. Turns out that's not mendering. It's

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Speaker 1: called a ah yes too, which literally translates to macaque fruit.

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Speaker 1: Oh cacks the monkeys eat it.

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Speaker 4: Oh hang on, they've they've been disenfranchised here, the macaque

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Speaker 4: because they were the original animal associated with the fruit,

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Speaker 4: and now we've associated kiwis with them. Why what's gonna

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Speaker 4: do with kwi?

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Speaker 2: Looks like mack's too hard to spell? Is hard to

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Speaker 2: spell macac?

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Speaker 1: Do you start m A c a q ue macaque?

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Speaker 2: No way, I can see why we didn't stick with that,

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Speaker 2: the macac fruit, mcaic It should be m a m

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Speaker 2: max can't should like mac attack without the teas Jesus,

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Speaker 2: you've shrunk. Sorry, you've gone down. You don't what does.

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Speaker 4: She has deflated? But yeah, it has put me in

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Speaker 4: a position for the Chinese gosberry over here.

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Speaker 1: The Chinese gosberry is also known as the kiwi fruit,

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Speaker 1: which is then it's commonly known by outside of Australia

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Speaker 1: and New Zealand. The fruit was introduced to New Zealand

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Speaker 1: in nineteen oh four by Isabelle Fraser, the principal of

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Speaker 1: Wanganui Girls College. Is that right, who brought seeds back

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Speaker 1: from China. The fruit was renamed the Kiwi fruit after

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Speaker 1: the country's national bird, the key We. When it became popular.

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Speaker 2: Not bad from us, all right, there's actually some music

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Speaker 2: and use them from you? Well, okay, nice? And then

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Speaker 2: what anything on macacs and macas good animals, shit animals, animals, Oh,

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Speaker 2: look out for my cas. Horrible animals.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Lasca, the Chinese macac. There's a Japanese Macacs, the

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Speaker 4: hot pool ones, other hot pool macacus. Oh yeah, monkeys

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Speaker 4: that're pretty chilly, those ones, alright, just jealous.

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Speaker 2: I was recently.

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Speaker 1: I didn't see them myself, but some people that I

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Speaker 1: was hanging out with went and saw them because I

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Speaker 1: was in Japan beginning of the year and hanging out

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Speaker 1: in the hot pool area where the help hot pool

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Speaker 1: monkeys hang out and you're allowed to say, this is

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Speaker 1: so Japanese. You can you can get in a swim

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Speaker 1: of them.

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Speaker 2: Oh, no problem.

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Speaker 1: You're allowed to get in the hop poles with the

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Speaker 1: with the macacs, the Japanese macacs, and it's fine. But

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Speaker 1: apparently they look at you like, what the hell are

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Speaker 1: you doing here? But you have to be nude. The

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Speaker 1: mcacs insist that you're nude. No, the Japanese insists that

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Speaker 1: you know. So, so there's these people getting in because

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Speaker 1: you know, when you get into a Jacuzi. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: Japanese Jazi, and you've got to be nude. You can't

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Speaker 1: wear undies or togs or anything.

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Speaker 4: And do they shower before they get in?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so you shower before you get in and

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Speaker 1: then you hop them with the Actually, I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you're people showering before they got on these hop poles,

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Speaker 1: but definitely when you get in an on sen, you've

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Speaker 1: got to shower before you get in.

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Speaker 2: The what's the bushy to get in Japan?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Messive bush?

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Speaker 1: I saw I saw some next level bush straight, I

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Speaker 1: saw I saw some just full bush no no penis action. Oh,

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Speaker 1: like so much bosh that that the bush that the

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Speaker 1: bush had overgrown there. Yeah, you've lost the gooseberry and

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Speaker 1: the bush.

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Speaker 2: Source for the gosbery.

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Speaker 1: So what?

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Speaker 2: And there was just a social norm to not just

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Speaker 2: get the lawnmower five point zero for men escaped over

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Speaker 2: the boys sails are down.

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Speaker 1: Social norm to be running if you rush in amongst

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Speaker 1: the bush.

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Speaker 2: If I rocked up with the down stas operation that

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Speaker 2: I'm currently operating, which is the only way to explain.

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Speaker 4: The lightning bolt couple of massive which I didn't meant

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Speaker 4: to laugh at.

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Speaker 2: A couple of QUI leagues in a banana were just plucked.

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Speaker 2: Would it be quite disturbing for them?

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Speaker 1: Uh? You with your junk jiggling and pluggling around? Maybe,

443
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Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think anyone's looking.

444
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,920
Speaker 2: And wadding around. I don't think my juank have you know,

445
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:46,480
Speaker 2: doesn't plug?

446
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,680
Speaker 1: If you ran, if you ran without any under your junk,

447
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,200
Speaker 1: woggle around.

448
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:54,960
Speaker 4: If you slipped getting into the onsenlog?

449
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Speaker 2: Do you boys know that I've actually got a kind

450
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:01,080
Speaker 2: of abnormally large set of tisticles that I wish I didn't.

451
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,439
Speaker 2: I've heard that it's.

452
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Speaker 4: Amazing what you hear, isn't it on the on a

453
00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:09,840
Speaker 4: scale of on a scale of like regular size? To

454
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,280
Speaker 4: remember Joe Shaker who used to work here, Oh shut, Yes,

455
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:21,400
Speaker 4: he had like a medically enormous challenged, imedically challenged nut

456
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,800
Speaker 4: that was genuinely I would say, larger than a cricket ball.

457
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,520
Speaker 2: It was so massive that you could.

458
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Speaker 4: You could you could you could see, but interestingly you

459
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,120
Speaker 4: could see you could see it through his pants. Interestingly

460
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:38,920
Speaker 4: it coincided with a purple catch for young Joe, where

461
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:43,439
Speaker 4: he had many new partners that he would have to

462
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Speaker 4: explain the nut. He's got to explain.

463
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Speaker 2: That's right. That was the time.

464
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Speaker 4: Every girl meets.

465
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Speaker 2: The dark horse. It does nut, folks. I think he

466
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Speaker 2: might have I think it.

467
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:06,560
Speaker 4: I think it's a monthly drainage situation. I don't know

468
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,160
Speaker 4: that that's true.

469
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Speaker 2: Do we know? What?

470
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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 2: What is it just because I mean he had come

472
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Speaker 2: with it?

473
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Speaker 1: No, I don't mean it's that, mesh. I think it's

474
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Speaker 1: just he's got growing out himself. By the way, mate,

475
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Speaker 1: Genis Jeanie is growing nutsyn dromes. So it just means

476
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Speaker 1: that you're nut just grows, has to get drained and

477
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Speaker 1: then grows.

478
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Speaker 2: Then that's why when I got on the nose beers

479
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Speaker 2: with him and I seduced, made me, mate, you should

480
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,360
Speaker 2: just go for a bit of a tag. He looked

481
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,359
Speaker 2: at me like, come on, bo, you.

482
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Speaker 1: Don't think that's the first thing, right, I'll give you

483
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Speaker 1: a back Pakistani back in you give.

484
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, it will be a doch trader would Yeah,

485
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:41,159
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind giving him a Pakistani backing. But it's

486
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,640
Speaker 2: just hard to get through those legs with thetistical there,

487
00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:45,240
Speaker 2: you know, and get that reach around effect.

488
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,159
Speaker 4: Would you offer him a Japanese macaque.

489
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Speaker 2: Would I display myself from behind and hot pool?

490
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Speaker 1: So have you seen his nut?

491
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Speaker 2: I never saw it. I never had the privilege.

492
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Speaker 1: I wish I wish i'd seen that. It sounds quite

493
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Speaker 1: People probably pay money to go.

494
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:01,320
Speaker 2: Oh you've seen it.

495
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,360
Speaker 1: She did, probably pay money to go and see that.

496
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,920
Speaker 4: Apparently one of the symptoms dry lips, because that man

497
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 4: got through more chapstick than anyone I've ever seen, man,

498
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Speaker 4: woman or child. And I think that was one of

499
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Speaker 4: the symptoms of GENS. Is if you're finding your lips

500
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Speaker 4: are quite chapped.

501
00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could be prior to GENS.

502
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Speaker 1: So do you think if Joe Shaker set himself up

503
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Speaker 1: and the fourer of enzed me behind a black curtain,

504
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 1: and so he was just in there behind a black curtain,

505
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Speaker 1: and you could walk in to the behind the black

506
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Speaker 1: curtain and you could line up and.

507
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Speaker 4: Just pay five bucks.

508
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, have a look at his nat. You know, like

509
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Speaker 1: the other day they bought that miniature horse to Inzi.

510
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,920
Speaker 1: Maybe you guys here when they bought that horse and.

511
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,440
Speaker 2: The Bathroot and Thompson miniature horse.

512
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and everybody went and looked at the miniature horse.

513
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Speaker 1: I thought it was the nineteens for a se it

514
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 1: was really popular. Someone thought it'd be a good idea

515
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Speaker 1: because it was school holidays. I think, so maybe bring

516
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Speaker 1: your kids into work and see the miniature horse. I'll

517
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Speaker 1: look at a horse if it's there. But if he

518
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Speaker 1: was set up in the middle of the z out there,

519
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Speaker 1: who would any and behind a I'd like to see

520
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,320
Speaker 1: his head poking out the top of the curtain. But

521
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,199
Speaker 1: you went in and you could open up the curtain and

522
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 1: just see his examine that would you?

523
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 2: I definitely would. I think there's what was amazing about

524
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:11,879
Speaker 2: shak is nut and look, there's a small country. And

525
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 2: I know they'll hear this podcast at some point, but

526
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 2: I witnessed it from an amazing angle and it really

527
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:20,040
Speaker 2: kind of sized how large it was. And it was from.

528
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Speaker 1: Under but it wasn't a womb's eye view. No, that

529
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,160
Speaker 1: would have been because it might drop on you.

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Speaker 2: I would have loved to have seen that. I would

531
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Speaker 2: have paid good money if I could get underneath. Actually,

532
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 2: if you could get there's a glass.

533
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Speaker 1: If you could get the mechanics, you could lie down,

534
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 1: you're going to say, and then.

535
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:46,119
Speaker 2: Shuck it a glass kind of he walks above you

536
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 2: on a glass sort of like in the skytower. You

537
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 2: know you need binoculars if you look. The skytower is

538
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 2: not new. You're right, you've taken that literally. The skytoes

539
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 2: has a great idea in terms of the distance.

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00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,120
Speaker 4: But if he was skytowering above you and you were

541
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Speaker 4: mechanicing underneath him, that's sort of the angle that.

542
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 2: I think you'd see it. It's like, you know how

543
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 2: people see the Great Ball of China from out of space?

544
00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:13,879
Speaker 3: His nut from a great ball of China.

545
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could see. You could see Joe if he

546
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 4: was swimming, you could see it from the bottom of

547
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 4: the Mariana's trench.

548
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. How did it taste?

549
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:28,440
Speaker 3: I know I didn't taste it, Jerry, he's our boss stoecking.

550
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,639
Speaker 2: He's pecking? Is he?

551
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 1: Is he really picking in Big vape?

552
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why did you just wink it me? Yeah? A

553
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 2: bossto pecking in big vape?

554
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,160
Speaker 3: What do you think from?

555
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 2: Mate?

556
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,159
Speaker 3: His nickname?

557
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 2: Where's the boss?

558
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 1: I called him?

559
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 4: Is this podcast worse than yesterday?

560
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 2: Thank you? Let's delete this one.

561
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,639
Speaker 1: Let's enry.

562
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I've got one question. It wasn't Did yours?

563
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 3: Did yours get bigger post for sector man?

564
00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 2: Did my nuts.

565
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 1: Yeh, I had that problem where I got hit in

566
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: the nuts during the cooking game.

567
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:05,719
Speaker 3: That's right.

568
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: I'm when I put a long barrier down and a

569
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,440
Speaker 1: ball bobbled on me and it got me rotten. The

570
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: bloody nuts post for sick to me three days after

571
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,680
Speaker 1: the they were already black and was terrible and ever

572
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,280
Speaker 1: since now it feels like a one ton you know,

573
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 1: if you feel around it used to be sort of

574
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: a little bit more contained, and now if you feel

575
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: around there, it's.

576
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 2: Like, what's that?

577
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: But yeah, I've got a bit of fleshy kind of

578
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,400
Speaker 1: but like a poached.

579
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,159
Speaker 2: Egg, you know, there's bit but harder.

580
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 4: Oh wow, he is an audio only media. You don't

581
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 4: need to do to get across.

582
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 3: Which so which one is it?

583
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 2: Left? Provided?

584
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 4: No further inside?

585
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 3: Oh sorry I was on the left? Sorry mate?

586
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,360
Speaker 2: Right? Well, hang on, why are you operating separate sex herey?

587
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 2: I'm confused. Why I've got two secks?

588
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:52,000
Speaker 1: Does everyone else not.

589
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 2: Have to s? Why do you have left in the

590
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 2: right secres? Two sex? No, you just got one two.

591
00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 1: Sex and three penises and us.

592
00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 3: Well, there's the title for the podcast today.

593
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 4: You're assuming it's left and right there that it could

594
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 4: be top and bottom.

595
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, they could be the top and bottle front and back.

596
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 2: It's could be front and back.

597
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: A hemorrhoid like a ball set coming at your ass high.

598
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,880
Speaker 2: Okay, can we just rel and disclaimer for the topic podcast?

599
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 2: Because there I go.

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00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: Back in time and record this and then can we

601
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Speaker 1: put this back at the start of.

602
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 2: The because you know what I'm doing right now, I'm

603
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 2: imagining the beer that we have in about six months

604
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 2: time with Kiaren Reid. He'll go Actually, boys, you know

605
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 2: I was listening to that podcast with my daughter's in

606
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 2: the car. Yeah, okay, and that's and that's not okay.

607
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 2: I don't need Karen Reid's daughter's ask and caring about

608
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 2: what a Dutch rider is. Okay.

609
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 3: So a bit like what they used to put at

610
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Speaker 3: the start of adults only TV shows this y yeah,

611
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 3: you got kids.

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Speaker 4: So I would also say that Ruder in about three

613
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 4: minutes you probably scuttled it anyway.

614
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:56,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I blame Ruder. I can't comment.

615
00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, things off, we were going along.

616
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Speaker 1: We were planning on a very very interesting thing around

617
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: Chinese god spurries, and it was a historical stuff with

618
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,880
Speaker 1: a whole lot of information that we've just googled, and

619
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: yet it got railroaded. We went down the wrong but no.

620
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 4: But why I say that is because well, anyone that

621
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,360
Speaker 4: had kids in the car would have turned it off then,

622
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 4: so with any luck, they haven't heard any of the

623
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 4: good point.

624
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's why I think we need to put

625
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: record this disclaimer different back at the beginning, and then

626
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: at least they can get the kids out of the

627
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: car and then listen to me quite listenable.

628
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 4: We're double bag in this podcast. We're double bag, two

629
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 4: layers of protection, something like this.

630
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 3: Everyone be quiet.

631
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Speaker 1: A warning for people listening to today's podcast. There are

632
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 1: some challenging adult themes, including Chinese go spurries, Japanese macacs, testicles,

633
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: Pakistani backhanders.

634
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 2: That's rudders and that's about that.

635
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: So if you do have children may be traveling with you,

636
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: or someone who if you're listening and maybe a little

637
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 1: bit sensitive to that sort of material.

638
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 4: If you're my mum yep.

639
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: Or my mum sixty saucy sees is probably into it,

640
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: she'll be fine with it.

641
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 2: You don't know we're deleting this part out of the disclaimer. No, No,

642
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 2: we're keeping this person. I leave that in.

643
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, so if you if you're a little bit sensitive

644
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 1: to anything like that, probably best either not to listen

645
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: or put your fingers in your ears or something for

646
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 1: the next twenty eight minutes. Thank you and the podcast. Okay,

647
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,239
Speaker 1: so that one's that's going back, because it's going back

648
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: from the beginning.

649
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 2: I feel like, on a personal note really quickly, just

650
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 2: is in a bit of an apology to Joe Shaka,

651
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 2: I mean, a friend of ours dearly, we love him

652
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 2: very much. Just happened to be gifted with one of

653
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 2: the biggest nut sects of everything. I think that goes

654
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 2: without saying.

655
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 4: That's a medical condition that happened to him. He is

656
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 4: a victim here.

657
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 2: We're not shaming him for it. Yeah, that's right. Should know,

658
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,400
Speaker 2: all right, good stuff. Delete that