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Please Haley's little bit of Pod. 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:10,200 Speaker 2: Treat yourself to mcafay coffee with my macas rewards. 3 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 3: Welcome to a little bit of Pod, and we do 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 3: we'll start the podcast the top. 5 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:18,079 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, No, I'm saying from the top of the podcast, 6 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 4: We're going to send this warning out because often we'll 7 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:20,720 Speaker 4: do these warnings. 8 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: I'm going to do this is this is very. 9 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 2: Scrap scrappy, scrappy. 10 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 3: Welcome to a little bit of Pod, and we do 11 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,320 Speaker 3: start the podcast today with a warning. 12 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 4: You're not one of those warnings where we record the 13 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:36,199 Speaker 4: podcast and then come back and put one on the 14 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:37,919 Speaker 4: front because it got a little out of control. We 15 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:39,600 Speaker 4: know that this is not going to be appropriate for 16 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 4: a little years. 17 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:41,239 Speaker 5: How did this from the. 18 00:00:41,560 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 1: Even come up? 19 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 2: We were having a ring first the other days. 20 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:48,560 Speaker 4: And somebody said, how about this story about the couple 21 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 4: on the golf course. 22 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 5: Yes, for those of Akland that. 23 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 3: Are overseas that missed the story, someone was jogging or 24 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 3: walking by a golf course and saw a couple and 25 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 3: the throes of passion on the eighth population on her back. 26 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 3: She's getting her at ninth hole, absolutely absolutely filled. 27 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 1: That's a hole by a three wood. 28 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 5: Chipping from the. 29 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 4: She's lying down on her back, and he's pants down 30 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 4: on top of and the golf bags just kind of 31 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:17,319 Speaker 4: standing there. 32 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:18,119 Speaker 1: Did I see. 33 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,040 Speaker 3: I didn't read the article, but I saw the headline 34 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:23,319 Speaker 3: was then the person that took the video having to 35 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 3: defend themselves as in, why you were because it's illegal 36 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,479 Speaker 3: right to take a video? 37 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 1: Would you would I would just ind to YouTube. 38 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,840 Speaker 3: Oh my god, but that's illegal if you make that 39 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,400 Speaker 3: video public, right because you had been taken an intimate 40 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:37,320 Speaker 3: recording of someone. 41 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:38,399 Speaker 4: But I don't know who they are. 42 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: But then but then it's in public. But then they 43 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 1: were also breaking the law by do it doing that. 44 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 3: And then the person said, well, I just assume they 45 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,760 Speaker 3: were cheating, so I wanted everybody to see it. 46 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 1: Oh, that's not not very that's not. 47 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 5: Going to it. 48 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 3: I mean, at least find a boys, you'll get a blanket. 49 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, sok, you have some spek. 50 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 4: We were talking about that with Bad News Brad brad 51 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 4: Elson the show. Now that's why I said to him. 52 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 4: I said, now, Brad, I'm about to say something. I 53 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 4: don't know how it's going to sit with you. Now. 54 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 4: I know my two colleagues here are going to be 55 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,559 Speaker 4: fine with it, but I just wanted to Yeah. 56 00:02:13,680 --> 00:02:14,839 Speaker 2: He's a sweet, innocent boy. 57 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:15,120 Speaker 4: Sweet. 58 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 5: He's a wholesome boy. 59 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 1: A wholesome sweet he really is. 60 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:20,519 Speaker 2: Word comes out of his mouth. 61 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 3: It's kind of a reminder, isn't it when you hang 62 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,920 Speaker 3: out with filth like you two all the time? 63 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 5: I know. 64 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 1: Then we got a bunch of bread. This is what 65 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 1: a wholesome person. 66 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,680 Speaker 2: Is, a genuine good man. 67 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 4: So I say to him, I wonder if it's this 68 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 4: couple that I've heard about yeap, so last I was on. 69 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,160 Speaker 5: I have the whole story, shall come forth, you're on her. 70 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:45,239 Speaker 4: But how I found this was you know on Instagram 71 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 4: when you're scrolling and it'll say like happening on threads 72 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:49,079 Speaker 4: and you're. 73 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 1: Like, get the fuck out of here on threads. 74 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 4: So I accidentally clicked on it and it took me 75 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,200 Speaker 4: through to threads and I was like okay, and then 76 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 4: I was like. 77 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 5: Where am I am? I own Twitter or what? 78 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,840 Speaker 4: But I was on thread and I went we and 79 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 4: scrolled because I don't really follow anyone on three, so 80 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,519 Speaker 4: it just chucked me all this random stuff and it 81 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 4: was like, there was a story about a couple who 82 00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 4: make pornography with each other. 83 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,080 Speaker 1: Good lord, no noot. 84 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,600 Speaker 3: Who make pornography with They'll just make a note of 85 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 3: that for church on Sunday and pray for them and me. Yes, 86 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 3: And because you've accidentally seen it. 87 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 5: This was an article about this. 88 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 4: Somebody had just posted it saying that this couple are 89 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 4: in New Zealand. 90 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:34,880 Speaker 5: They go around the world. 91 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 4: Fucking and faces that those people that do the porn 92 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 4: and they never show their faces. 93 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, they go around the world around New Zealand. And 94 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 1: the couple of from museum here international. 95 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 4: Guests, right, but while they're here, they're mixing work and pleasure. 96 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,800 Speaker 5: And I was like, how fast we do have a 97 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 5: beautiful vesta? 98 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 3: Okay? 99 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:00,360 Speaker 4: So it had a still out of the walking to 100 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 4: where they're going to fornicate and film it. 101 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 1: Yes, a beautiful braided river. Oh gosh, a lot of 102 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: braided rivers. 103 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,040 Speaker 5: I feel like it's a South Island. 104 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 4: So I'm saying the story and I'm like, there's there's 105 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:16,160 Speaker 4: they are they are forticating on a braided river. 106 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 3: Shannon does raise a very good question. Actually, at this 107 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 3: point of the story, I'll throw to you, Shannon, to 108 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:26,000 Speaker 3: ask one the question when filling out the wrong one 109 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,719 Speaker 3: going in when filling. 110 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 2: Out their visa form, what do they put us occupation question? 111 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: Visiting you're visiting film your occupation? 112 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,360 Speaker 2: Can we get some. 113 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 4: I think it's done great things for people who like 114 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 4: to scenery where there where they're on the braided River 115 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 4: and she's pegging. 116 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:56,279 Speaker 1: What they took their clothesline? 117 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 5: Yes, and. 118 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:00,279 Speaker 1: I don't. 119 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,040 Speaker 4: I know you are talked about it, but I all 120 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:04,120 Speaker 4: I said, I was a still and it was a 121 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 4: braided river and I hadn't really think, and I said 122 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 4: to you guys, I'm going to be and then. 123 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,240 Speaker 5: Brads like are gas. 124 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. 125 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:11,360 Speaker 4: Hayley's like, can I look it up? I was like, 126 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:13,599 Speaker 4: I would to look it up on the work phone. Yeah, 127 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:17,080 Speaker 4: And so I was later going to when I at 128 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 4: some stages weekend. 129 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:21,040 Speaker 2: I'm going to go and find it and for curiosity, 130 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,560 Speaker 2: we want to see the vistas. 131 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:26,279 Speaker 1: I found it so and they're definitely in New Zealand. 132 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 4: One all I typed in was New Zealand River and 133 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 4: maybe the first person to ever type of New Zealand 134 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 4: River into the search function on porn Hub. 135 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 2: Not a common search. 136 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:37,919 Speaker 1: I don't think I would do. 137 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,840 Speaker 3: You know what would be interesting is working at a 138 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 3: place like porn Hub and you get all the search things, 139 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,279 Speaker 3: but you get the ones like that only one person. 140 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 2: Because they go through every year, right, the most common 141 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 2: searchers and DNA, it's always the stuff that you imagine. 142 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 3: He's what one person googled for New Zealand river celebrated. 143 00:05:55,880 --> 00:06:00,159 Speaker 2: River and he is a New Zealand Yes, so we 144 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 2: found it and. 145 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:04,480 Speaker 1: They gets full noise just so. 146 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:09,719 Speaker 2: Is she wearing a fellas Yes, yes, sometimes known as a. 147 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:16,119 Speaker 4: Stripostres as the French would call it. There's it looks 148 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:19,560 Speaker 4: like My best guess is they've just parked the car 149 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 4: on the side of the road and walked up a 150 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 4: fucking braided river. 151 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 2: I mean, when the diamond doesn't the news could you mention? 152 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 3: On a multi day hike, you hear the you know, 153 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 3: the lovely sounds of a braided, meandering river, and you're like, well, 154 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,960 Speaker 3: this would be a great place for a rest, a drink, fell. 155 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 5: Up the drink, my god, yes, enjoy around the corner 156 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 5: and she. 157 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 1: Does that. Does that country look beautiful? Country Lord of 158 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:49,520 Speaker 1: the Rings. You're like, that's us. 159 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 4: Just finished watching that trilogy at the weekend two and 160 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 4: that's beautiful. 161 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 2: A few braided rivers. 162 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:57,559 Speaker 4: Many a braided river, and now my sort of braided 163 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:01,159 Speaker 4: river is no longer with the someone's saying the wym 164 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:01,800 Speaker 4: ax up. 165 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:11,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bloody leg the Gimli's like, god, I reckon. 166 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 4: I just feel like someone will see it and be like, 167 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,240 Speaker 4: I know exactly where that was from, if that's your 168 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 4: like local farm or rural area, you know the river. 169 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it it's just blows my mind that they 170 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,000 Speaker 5: were like pull over. 171 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 4: They set up cameras and they filmed themselves doing it 172 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:29,680 Speaker 4: in public, and that's why it's like maybe there's God 173 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 4: of course things one of them. 174 00:07:30,920 --> 00:07:33,080 Speaker 3: This isn't even like as bad as it gets. Like you, 175 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,720 Speaker 3: I've seen videos of like people like just getting their 176 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:39,600 Speaker 3: bits and baps out, and like hardware stores in America. 177 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 2: Like I know, and you just like Island, they just 178 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 2: put the camera and somebody in there and. 179 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:49,480 Speaker 1: You're just like, what are you like your faces in this, bro? Employees. 180 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:51,640 Speaker 2: Have you seen the ones where it's like people working 181 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 2: at Walmart, it's like Walmart, shure, you. 182 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 5: Gonna make it full face. 183 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:01,800 Speaker 4: Walmart doesn't play enough of course, yeah, but your boss 184 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:02,320 Speaker 4: is going to see that. 185 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 2: You can't be like that's not me. 186 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's not me in our store. 187 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 3: In Sarah, Well, I mean maybe Tourism New Zealand should 188 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,840 Speaker 3: kind of co lab with some of these. They bring 189 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:17,000 Speaker 3: a lot of filming to New Zealand. Is actually different 190 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 3: than if. 191 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,880 Speaker 4: Someone comes here on the New Zealand tourism ticket and 192 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,760 Speaker 4: they get like a few hundred thousand views on YouTube. 193 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,840 Speaker 4: This video has so many views. 194 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,360 Speaker 2: Imagine like going was like landing in the Auckland airport 195 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,600 Speaker 2: and be like, excuse me, do you know that I 196 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:35,800 Speaker 2: find that's like a picture of them trying to find 197 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:39,520 Speaker 2: the river porn map and have a little New Zealand's great. 198 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:41,760 Speaker 1: You know you can google like Lord. 199 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:44,040 Speaker 4: Of the Rings film filming locations and all you're like 200 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:45,839 Speaker 4: here here, here, he is where they did this, He's 201 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:46,440 Speaker 4: where they did that. 202 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 203 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,880 Speaker 3: Do you imagine the uproar though, if tax payer dollars 204 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 3: was being used to bring adult influences to New Zealand. 205 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:56,079 Speaker 2: I feel like the kind of people that bitch and 206 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,679 Speaker 2: moan about Texas going in wrong places of the kind 207 00:08:58,679 --> 00:09:00,320 Speaker 2: they're gonna love this sort of con him. 208 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, well I have to watch it, Sheryl, my buddy 209 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:07,720 Speaker 5: tex Yeah, I gotta get something there from that text. 210 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,840 Speaker 4: You know what, our the government's fucking us like, she's 211 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,280 Speaker 4: fucking him 212 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:15,160 Speaker 5: On a braided river.