WEBVTT - "India All Out For 46!" 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.200 Life in the Export being Gauden Studio and brought to 0:00:02.240 --> 0:00:04.800 you was always by Export Ultra. This is the Agenda 0:00:04.840 --> 0:00:06.920 Podcast for Friday, the eighteenth of October. 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:12.280 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting nonsense and clap trap, 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:14.960 brought to you by Export Ultra. 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:19.079 And a big Happy Friday to one half of the 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:23.919 Grotten Jerry Show. This morning, and actually line Kate Britain 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:25.840 from out of the office was saying that they should 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:27.840 be calling the Hierarchy Breakfast at the moment. 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:30.040 It should be Hierarchy Breakfast. 0:00:29.720 --> 0:00:33.480 With an agenda, Yes, because it's just us feeling it. Yeah. 0:00:33.840 --> 0:00:35.559 I spat roast a week on a Monday and a 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:42.199 Fridays spit. Yeah, I spat. I spat thet No the 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:44.720 Jerry Show yea or the Hidarcky Breakfast or whatever it is. 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:47.519 Have you seen the branding they've done for poor Jeremy. 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:50.839 It's like Jimmie Wells and Friends. And it's the saddest 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:52.639 photo of him on his own. 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.440 There's no and it's so stark because he only takes 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.840 up a quarter of the picture. Yeah, and the rest 0:00:57.920 --> 0:00:59.520 is just empty grayness. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:01.920 This morning it was America, a bit, a bit of 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:05.840 America's Cup. Chat around. You know, they're not going to 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:08.199 do the racing here, so if we do win the Cup, 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:10.440 we need to make it work harder for Kiwis. So 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:13.240 we turned about talked about maybe taking on the road 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:15.559 and using it twenty first to skull out of instead 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:18.959 of a yard glass. Oh yeah, yeah, potentially drawing some 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:20.800 holes in it and turning it into a shisha pipe. 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:23.839 Oh yeah, you bong, that's perfect for it. Yeah, turning 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:26.600 it into a bong. Some suggestions around maybe just giving 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:30.200 it to some more say sorry, oh yeah, for crashing 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:34.080 and soiling their pristine beaches. Yeah. So we talked a 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:36.720 bit about that, talked a bit about a bit of 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:41.080 yesterday afternoon. I think you had left work, but I 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:44.679 was in the toilet and someone came in at two 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:48.400 pm and was vigorously brushing their teeth and the toilets. 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:49.880 Oh yeah. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:52.040 And it raised alarm bells for me because we discussed 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:54.920 what would require that a big lunch and a meeting 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:56.280 afterwards to hide some evidence. 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:58.800 Yes, yeah, okay, that's exactly what it would have been. 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:01.120 My mind also went because it was in the public toilet, 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:07.240 one that has renowned for hookups yepday afternoon. Yeah, potentially 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:10.239 getting ready for the hook up in the toilet or 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:14.120 post getting rid of any kind of DNA. 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:17.360 Post I reckon. Yeah. Otherwise, very considerate from that person 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:18.320 to bus your teeth. 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:20.480 Beforehand, anyway, it was renowned to it, and then next 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:22.680 to that person after they actually after they finished brushing 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:24.040 the teeth, I burst out to see who it was. 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:27.160 Did them, No, they scuttled into the disabled So it 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:28.239 kind of makes sense. 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:31.960 I'm gonna, yeah, I reckon that was definitely a hook up. 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:34.520 They were trying to avoid someone saying that they had 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:39.120 been out there hooking up. Yeah, hook up, all pass up? Yes, right, well, 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:42.600 fuck up. That's my rule. That's that's how I live 0:02:42.680 --> 0:02:44.839 my life. You got three options the way I said, 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:49.799 I was gonna that's the way I live my life. 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:52.080 I live my life, man, And if I can't, if 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:55.079 it's none of us. But that's that's the only really 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:58.360 people I see people in my life hog up, pass up, 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:01.120 or fuck up. No, I don't stand by any of 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:02.840 the things that I say on this podcast at all. 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:05.600 I was gonna say, I've got a thing on if 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:09.320 I'm in the toilets at work or any like public 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:14.040 toilets and I'm in the stall and I hear someone 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:15.480 else is about to leave the stall. 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:18.360 I'll let them go before I come out. 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:19.240 You don't want to face them. 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:21.239 I don't want to face them. And it's more of 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:23.200 a courtesy thing out of I don't want them to 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:27.480 have to face me because someone was in there this morning. 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:29.600 I don't know why this always starts a toilet chat, 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:30.079 but it does. 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.240 Just heavy, heavy breathing. 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:36.200 And I sometimes you've got to breathe through it. It's like, 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:40.040 you know, and the basics of childbirth is controlling your breathing. 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:43.880 And it says sometimes when I go to Twitter, it 0:03:43.960 --> 0:03:45.920 almost feels like I'm giving birth to something. 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:49.360 Yeah, So this bloke was really getting into his breath 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:50.040 work this morning. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:57.520 Is like just concentrating from the third staying alive, probably yeah, 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:59.600 probably not pushing too hard. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:01.440 You know, he's probably concentrating on that. 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:03.480 You don't want to, yeah, because you don't want to. 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:05.000 You don't want to blow anything out there. 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:08.680 No, And so I was just thinking, like I put 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:11.000 myself in his shoes, and I was like, well, he's 0:04:11.080 --> 0:04:12.800 not going to want me to look him in the. 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:16.040 Eye after because he'd be aware that I hope he's 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:16.520 aware that. 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:18.280 He was, that he could hear you breathing through it, 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:19.840 that I could hear him breathing through it. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:22.440 Yes, yeah, And so I'm like, he doesn't. We don't 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:24.960 want to lock eyes after that. So I will generally 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.040 if I, you know, if I'm about to leave, I'll 0:04:27.120 --> 0:04:28.880 wait and let them clear out. 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.239 It's very courteous of you, Yeah, very courteous. 0:04:31.480 --> 0:04:34.240 And subsequently it annoys me when I'm clearly about to 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:36.240 head out and then someone else burst out of the 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.560 thing as well. Really, we're going to do this because 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:40.960 if we know each other now, I've got to be like, 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:43.240 oh yeah, what about when you were just ripping ass 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:43.880 this morning? 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:49.360 Well that's famously every morning my Bell's SYNCD with Great 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:50.560 New Zealander David Fanak. 0:04:50.640 --> 0:04:51.040 That's right. 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:54.440 And he was my dumb buddy for about eighteen months 0:04:55.040 --> 0:04:56.920 when he was on Breakfast and Flavor and I was 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:59.279 working at ZI him who were dumb buddies, and we've 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:01.440 been we've knowing each other's dumb buddies ever since. So 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:05.040 he came in for Stacey Morrison function and I was 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:07.960 like dumb buddy, and we embraced like old friends. 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:09.880 And did you guys have a yarn or you're dumbing? 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:10.400 Yeah. 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:10.960 Yeah. 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:12.560 It got to the point where we were so comfortable 0:05:12.600 --> 0:05:15.880 we're just chat Yeah, and we completely ignored the fact 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.000 that we were both doing terrible things to the porcelain 0:05:19.360 --> 0:05:22.640 and occasionally occasionally someone would get something extra and you 0:05:22.760 --> 0:05:27.920 go jeezy, sorry, sorry, Laney, you big night last night. 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:30.640 But it got to the point where, yeah, every must 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:32.680 have been it must have been the eight o'clock hour 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:34.039 or something around there was a bit of a break 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:37.320 and Dave could take five and it aligned with my 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:41.120 morning coffee and need to go anyway, should get off 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:43.719 the toilet chat because we this morning we did chat 0:05:43.760 --> 0:05:47.520 about fucking with Mike Hosking and we rang Matt Heath 0:05:48.360 --> 0:05:50.080 live on here and put him on the spot around 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:54.480 is he willing to be he owes us he's left 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:57.120 Jerry and the Lurch. He owes the show to do something. 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:59.480 There's a new segment on the Haidak Your Breakfast with 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:01.840 an agenda as we because we have a mole on 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:03.840 the inside. We've got Matt Heath. Yeah, we want to 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:07.920 start getting him to Jerry wants to call it if 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:10.719 with m h yes, which could either stand for fuck 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:14.479 with Mike Casking or fuck with Mett Heath, but because 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:16.640 we've got a mole on the inside, because I think 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:18.920 the first one that was brought up that he has 0:06:19.000 --> 0:06:23.600 his own Dyson vacuum winner and he will vacuum the 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:25.400 studio every day when he gets in there. 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:28.560 So it was like, well, remove the filter, remove the filters. 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:31.240 That's so annoying because or block the filter because then 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:34.000 it goes starts and it stops fuxs me off so much. 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:38.120 Or run the battery down. Yep, that'll be another one. 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:40.599 So you talk to Heath this morning. Yes, we talked 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:40.920 to Heath. 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:43.480 And I look if thing with imh is quite good 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:46.040 because we can if we get in trouble, we can 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:49.320 deny and say it's mad Heath when really it's it's Husking. No, 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:51.400 we talked to him and we've we've discussed quite a 0:06:51.400 --> 0:06:53.600 few things. He he brought up a point because I 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:56.000 was talking extreme things like putting greenlit muscles and the 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.279 roof ceiling tiles and stuff like that. He goes, that's 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:00.200 going to really affect me as well, becau as he 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:02.680 uses the studio. So we'll like fair enough, we'll start 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:06.160 small and we suggested popping the keys of off his 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:09.080 keyboard and swapping around a couple of hours. Yep, great, Initially, 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:13.600 that'll be quite good, potentially switching around reversing his mouse button, 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:16.600 which is quite frustrating. Then we got onto something quite 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:19.160 good because Matt evison In's side, he's got a printer 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:21.800 right next to him, does it? Yes, and he prints 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:24.400 off everything and reads it off a piece of paper. Now, 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:27.000 we don't want to fuck with him, so he can't print. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.920 But what would love to do is like just load 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:32.600 it with yellow ink, like just get rid of the 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:35.000 magenta everything else and just load it with one color 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:37.600 so it only comes out purple or yellow or red. 0:07:37.840 --> 0:07:39.520 And he can't do anything about it because he can 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:44.840 still do his job. And so Matt. So Matt's in, 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:48.360 He's in. He's in for the first problem, iffing with 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:50.000 the EMH first problem. 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:52.760 Heath was in on the podcast earlier this week. For 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.120 anyone who was able to watch the video portion of 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.760 the podcast, you will notice he spent the entire podcast 0:07:57.800 --> 0:07:59.600 trying to peer his phone to his Apple Watch. 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:00.600 Yeah, what was that? 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:03.480 I don't know, But I don't know if he's got 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:06.040 the technical know how to be able to swap the 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:06.640 filters out. 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:09.080 Oh, I know, we'll do that. We just need we 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:11.760 just we just needed that bit of intel from him 0:08:12.000 --> 0:08:15.320 that that's our inside, inside kind of knowledge. We've we've 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:16.960 already talked about how we're going to get in there. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:21.600 It's like Ocean's eleven. We're putting a team together and 0:08:21.640 --> 0:08:23.560 I'll discuss it with you after the show around how 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:25.000 we're going to do it, because it needs to be 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:27.600 an operation in which there needs to be a false 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:30.800 flag somewhere on the floor and we need to go 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:33.720 in there so to actually do the do the bits 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:35.760 and pieces, because I think there's always someone in that 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:40.280 production area outside Hosking, so we need a distraction. I 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:42.760 think I know how I Controjanhorse my way in there. Yeah, 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:45.880 there's the studio, the TV studio right next door that 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:46.880 we go to quite often. 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:49.560 Yes, I've got a more I've got a more direct approach. 0:08:49.640 --> 0:08:49.800 Though. 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:53.959 I dress up as a cleaner and walk straight in there. 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:56.800 I'm a minority. He's already going to assume I'm part 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:57.520 of the cleaning staff. 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:58.240 Yeah, that's true. 0:08:58.440 --> 0:09:00.400 I reckon I could waltz straight up in there with 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:03.000 a little bit of high vers and a cleaning uniform. 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:04.280 That's a great idea, I reckon. 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:06.280 I could walk straight in there and be like, hey, look, 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:08.800 I've come to empty the bins or something. Yeah, and 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.839 someone mentioned that the printer was out of it, so 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:14.679 I'm because then he knows I just come in to 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:15.600 clean empty the bins. 0:09:15.640 --> 0:09:17.800 And I think at nighttime because Marcus Slash does the 0:09:17.880 --> 0:09:21.240 night show from Luff for Luff, so there's only a 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:23.679 young producer sitting there getting a phone call. So the 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:24.160 ink here. 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:24.360 No. 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:27.640 So yeah, when you si we've got the team together, 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:30.040 the team is assembled. I think we're meeting lunchtime today 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:35.720 over a yamha at an undisclosed location to work out 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:38.640 phase two of iffing with him. H Okay, that's that's 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:40.959 that's the next next week. When you're on next week, 0:09:40.960 --> 0:09:43.040 you can just It's like this is like passing the 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:45.560 Betton over a pick for that's all we talked about. 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:46.560 You guys, carry on next week? 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:47.800 Yes, on next week? 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:51.319 No, but who is I think he's only on from Wednesday. 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:53.800 Yeah, I'll find out on Sunday night. 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:54.320 But same. 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:59.400 I like the I'm picturing it like Ocean's eleven. 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.480 I can here the little jazz music in the background, 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:03.560 and you know how the you know, the characters are 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:06.319 walking past each other and handing off brown paper beds. 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:08.400 And someone leaning over the sub editor and the Herald 0:10:08.480 --> 0:10:09.600 just distracting them with something. 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:09.960 Yeah. 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:11.959 Meanwhile, I walk past in a fake beard on top 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:12.680 of my real beard. 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:17.719 Yeah, full like Team America, really bad like and it's 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:22.000 just all your guys pubs like Jeremy Beadle. Do you 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:26.000 remember Beatles About? Oh my god, people who remember Beatles About. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:28.559 It was a prank show with Jeremy Beadle, who was 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:33.880 this very strange English presenter and they'd always dread him 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:35.920 up as a cleaner and he'd have a terrible beard 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:39.480 and sunglasses. It was Team America esk and he always 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:42.319 appeared and that, but the disguise was so bad that 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:45.440 when the person saw him they go, ah, fuck Beatles 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:47.760 About Beetle. It's old Beatles old Jeremy Beadle. 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:52.000 Think you show me this? Yeah, anyway, I think it's 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:52.520 a great idea. 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:54.240 We'll keep going and there's actually at the end of 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:56.640 the show, there'll be We've got plenty of yours pleased 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:57.800 to get through at the end of the show. One 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.480 of them is about a similar sort of thing, so 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:01.480 we'll pick up on that as well. Black Caps, we 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:03.240 need to talk about it. Let's take a quick break. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:04.440 Let's take a quick break. 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:06.199 This is a tease. This will keep you around. We're 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:07.360 going to talk about the black Caps. 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:10.480 Just incredible what happened over and we're gonna break it 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:15.480 down right after this break. India all out for forty 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:16.839 six was the headline this morning. 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:21.000 Oh so good to watch and so disappointing for the 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:24.280 ACC team who were doing Game of two Halves because 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:29.240 India were like thirty eight eight at eight thirty last night. 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:30.000 Oh my god. 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:33.480 So hopefully people can go back and watch Game of 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:35.320 two Halves because at the same time we were tearing 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:38.240 India a new one. Yeah on skysport one. Is that 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:45.240 why the rating sucks? Knock on the shit, Ah, it was. 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.839 It was something else to behold because they were so 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:54.280 reckless India, but it was so reckless and then but 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:56.719 awesome they got I mean unbelievable they got out for 0:11:56.760 --> 0:12:00.240 forty six. But I still this is a Black Kept 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:03.120 fan issue. I still couldn't enjoy the fact we rolled 0:12:03.160 --> 0:12:06.560 India for a record low total in India. I still 0:12:06.559 --> 0:12:09.280 couldn't enjoy it because I was terrified about us batting 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:13.560 next and facing Seraj and Boomera and going ah fuck 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:18.480 and balls deep and Ashwen I was like fuck, and 0:12:18.520 --> 0:12:21.160 so I had immediately got him out for forty six. 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:23.240 I immediately had anxiety about us bating. 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.559 I think this all the time, man, when we have 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:29.680 an awesome bowling attack, just like it's the same pitch, 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:31.400 We're about to walk back out onto the same pitch, 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:33.160 Why won't it do the same thing to us? And 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:35.640 then we didn't and it didn't, so one for three. 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:37.680 I think it stumps on day two because the first 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:40.760 day was a washout. The weird thing about it, and 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:43.719 this just shows how much India controlled world cricket is. 0:12:43.800 --> 0:12:46.000 This morning, I went to watch the highlights and I 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:49.160 couldn't find all of the highlights packages were geo blocked 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:53.400 except for highlights of Ashwin bowling out Conway and like 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:56.000 all of the Indian wickets were on there, but there 0:12:56.080 --> 0:13:00.640 was nothing about how they got fucked up for forty six. Ridiculous. 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:05.320 Unfortunately for US, we thirty six is still our low scorer. Yeah, 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:06.680 is that the all time low. 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:09.360 Score is lower than that, like Zimbabwe or something and 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:11.320 there's a shocker out there, late nineties. 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:16.679 But yeah, so this is huge and again at the 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:17.959 end of the show, we're going to get to the 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:18.679 yours pleases. 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:22.160 There is a little bit of a trio for us. 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:24.840 Oh my chip. Yeah, I'm still in on India though, 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:30.480 all that betting. Yeah, I'm like, this is like happiness insurance. Sure, 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:32.800 because if we win, this is gonna be amazing, but 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:37.360 a happiness insurance for me. Batting last on any Indian pitch, yeah, 0:13:37.679 --> 0:13:41.760 is a challenge. So I mean this is this is 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:44.280 the paranoid Black Caps fan of me talking. We could 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:46.360 get rolled for sixty in the second innings. You know 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:48.800 what I mean. That's that there is a high. If 0:13:48.840 --> 0:13:50.400 they can get rolled for forty six, we can get 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:51.240 rolled for fifty. 0:13:51.280 --> 0:13:51.439 You know. 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:53.559 That's what my paranoid is. We're going to get a 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:56.480 lead of three hundred at least and then I'll be 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:59.120 more comfortable and look not even then take my money. 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:01.400 It's a winning and we have only ever had one 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:03.920 Tears victory in India and it was the second Test 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:06.599 of a series in which they pumped us. In the 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:09.280 first Test, they rested loads of players, hardly got ten wickets, 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:10.640 but it was so. 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:12.640 Long ago, but I don't remember it. 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:15.400 ID take my money. I don't care. It's happening. It's insurance. 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:16.920 And I know we're going to get some shit because 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:19.800 I tipped out India at two to eighty to win 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.360 in New Zealand at fourteen to win. And if you 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:25.120 got on that, fucking good on you. Yeah, well done. 0:14:25.240 --> 0:14:29.000 What if you had to pick what happened? What happened? 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:30.040 Like you said, they're reckless? 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:32.600 Look we I mean there was a bit of movement. 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:35.240 There was a bit of se movement, but not crazy 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:38.000 like it was a bit. The ground was a bit wet, 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:40.200 the ball was doing a bit, but if you saw 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:42.080 New Zealand bat, it was doing a bit. But we 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:46.680 weren't playing out rageous rishant pants shots were fucking outrageous, 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:52.080 like he got dropped, got dropped by Blundell, absolute sitter, 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:55.760 but he was swinging at everything wide swinging. That's how 0:14:55.800 --> 0:14:57.560 they got everyone there was half of them were just 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:01.440 reckless shots. WHI studn't say they're not bad against us. 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:02.520 They had to get them out. 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:03.080 Yeah that's right. 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:05.680 But it seemed a bit kereless from India the way 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:07.200 they batted. And I don't know if that's the way 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:09.120 they bad against everyone or were they just treading us 0:15:09.160 --> 0:15:09.720 with disregard. 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:12.880 That's what I'm wondering. Yes, did they sort of just 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:13.880 waltz into this one? 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:16.480 And yeah and good on met Henry five wickets, got 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:19.040 one hundred Test wickets. Now he bowled really he bowled 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:21.000 really well. You could tell willow Rock was just trying 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:23.080 to bowl as fucking fast as possible, which good, but 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:24.080 that's what he's supposed to do. 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:25.960 That's what the young follow on the team is supposed 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:26.120 to do. 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:28.080 But the odd one was like I think he bowled 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:30.840 won at second slipped one stage. He was like firing everywhere, 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:33.360 but he was hurrying them up. He was bowling in 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:36.160 the low one forties. But when met Henry come on, 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:38.680 you know how you met Henry on a green seamen 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:41.760 like Matt Henry at Hagley is like, it's a beauty 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:44.240 to watch because it's swinging. It's seeming that was him, 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:46.840 that was him last night. It was beautiful to watch. 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:49.120 Is it just that they prepared the wrong pitch? They 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:53.000 gave us our own pitch? Well, he said the Indian 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:56.480 captain has said, I completely misread the pitch and it 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:58.600 does look like a road. Yeah, look at it and go, 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:00.440 that's a road. That's why bat first put it total on. 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:03.160 But maybe because of the rain and it's been under covers. 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:06.760 It was undercovers all the day before, yeah, and and 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:09.040 all that morning and an hour before it started, right, 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:11.000 So obviously it had a bit of juice in it 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:13.160 and that's what caused a few issues. 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:14.760 But it is going to dry out and we're going 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:16.480 to get spun to bits later on. 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:21.480 That's that's again, that is whatever. That's a black Cat 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:24.120 fan right there. You've summed it up and won and 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:26.320 I fucking ate it. It's the cat's killing us. But 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:28.160 that's why we love it. That's why we love it. 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:30.760 Yeah, so we're in the driver's seat well and truly 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:32.200 one hundred and eighty for three. We're not going to 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:33.520 dish add any tips off the back of. 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:36.200 That, no, but my new India are paying like six 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:36.840 bucks away. 0:16:38.720 --> 0:16:40.360 And just bear in mind if you're gambling on this, 0:16:40.480 --> 0:16:42.840 and look, there's plenty of there's plenty of cricket left 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:45.400 in clay. There is plenty of cricket, and there's wild, 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:48.840 wild circumstances. Do one last final thought on this whenever 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:52.440 there's a rain delay. We as New Zealanders, I'm not 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:54.080 saying the black cast, but as key as we love 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:58.560 to just properly lean into the purse on a rain delay. 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:00.440 You don't you reckon? There was any element of that, 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:02.920 and maybe that actually gave us a bit of extra 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:06.200 juice on the So do you think do you think 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:07.920 potentially they're like, this test match is going to be 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:08.360 rained off. 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:10.320 It's just let's just hurt the person and the next other. 0:17:10.440 --> 0:17:12.520 Oh god, oh god. And then sometimes you have your 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:14.240 best performances on off the back foot. 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:14.520 True. 0:17:14.600 --> 0:17:16.720 Actually, because you've got a point to prove, you almost 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:18.119 try a bit harder because you don't want to be 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:19.520 exposed as fuck. They look hungover? 0:17:19.800 --> 0:17:19.960 Is that? 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:22.920