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Speaker 1: Podcast for Friday, the eighteenth of October.
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Speaker 1: And a big Happy Friday to one half of the
Speaker 1: Grotten Jerry Show. This morning, and actually line Kate Britain
Speaker 1: from out of the office was saying that they should
Speaker 1: be calling the Hierarchy Breakfast at the moment.
Speaker 3: It should be Hierarchy Breakfast.
Speaker 4: With an agenda, Yes, because it's just us feeling it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I spat roast a week on a Monday and a
Speaker 4: Fridays spit. Yeah, I spat. I spat thet No the
Speaker 4: Jerry Show yea or the Hidarcky Breakfast or whatever it is.
Speaker 4: Have you seen the branding they've done for poor Jeremy.
Speaker 4: It's like Jimmie Wells and Friends. And it's the saddest
Speaker 4: photo of him on his own.
Speaker 1: There's no and it's so stark because he only takes
Speaker 1: up a quarter of the picture. Yeah, and the rest
Speaker 1: is just empty grayness.
Speaker 4: This morning it was America, a bit, a bit of
Speaker 4: America's Cup. Chat around. You know, they're not going to
Speaker 4: do the racing here, so if we do win the Cup,
Speaker 4: we need to make it work harder for Kiwis. So
Speaker 4: we turned about talked about maybe taking on the road
Speaker 4: and using it twenty first to skull out of instead
Speaker 4: of a yard glass. Oh yeah, yeah, potentially drawing some
Speaker 4: holes in it and turning it into a shisha pipe.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you bong, that's perfect for it. Yeah, turning
Speaker 4: it into a bong. Some suggestions around maybe just giving
Speaker 4: it to some more say sorry, oh yeah, for crashing
Speaker 4: and soiling their pristine beaches. Yeah. So we talked a
Speaker 4: bit about that, talked a bit about a bit of
Speaker 4: yesterday afternoon. I think you had left work, but I
Speaker 4: was in the toilet and someone came in at two
Speaker 4: pm and was vigorously brushing their teeth and the toilets.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: And it raised alarm bells for me because we discussed
Speaker 4: what would require that a big lunch and a meeting
Speaker 4: afterwards to hide some evidence.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, okay, that's exactly what it would have been.
Speaker 4: My mind also went because it was in the public toilet,
Speaker 4: one that has renowned for hookups yepday afternoon. Yeah, potentially
Speaker 4: getting ready for the hook up in the toilet or
Speaker 4: post getting rid of any kind of DNA.
Speaker 3: Post I reckon. Yeah. Otherwise, very considerate from that person
Speaker 3: to bus your teeth.
Speaker 4: Beforehand, anyway, it was renowned to it, and then next
Speaker 4: to that person after they actually after they finished brushing
Speaker 4: the teeth, I burst out to see who it was.
Speaker 4: Did them, No, they scuttled into the disabled So it
Speaker 4: kind of makes sense.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna, yeah, I reckon that was definitely a hook up.
Speaker 1: They were trying to avoid someone saying that they had
Speaker 1: been out there hooking up. Yeah, hook up, all pass up? Yes, right, well,
Speaker 1: fuck up. That's my rule. That's that's how I live
Speaker 1: my life. You got three options the way I said,
Speaker 1: I was gonna that's the way I live my life.
Speaker 1: I live my life, man, And if I can't, if
Speaker 1: it's none of us. But that's that's the only really
Speaker 1: people I see people in my life hog up, pass up,
Speaker 1: or fuck up. No, I don't stand by any of
Speaker 1: the things that I say on this podcast at all.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I've got a thing on if
Speaker 1: I'm in the toilets at work or any like public
Speaker 1: toilets and I'm in the stall and I hear someone
Speaker 1: else is about to leave the stall.
Speaker 3: I'll let them go before I come out.
Speaker 4: You don't want to face them.
Speaker 1: I don't want to face them. And it's more of
Speaker 1: a courtesy thing out of I don't want them to
Speaker 1: have to face me because someone was in there this morning.
Speaker 4: I don't know why this always starts a toilet chat,
Speaker 4: but it does.
Speaker 3: Just heavy, heavy breathing.
Speaker 4: And I sometimes you've got to breathe through it. It's like,
Speaker 4: you know, and the basics of childbirth is controlling your breathing.
Speaker 4: And it says sometimes when I go to Twitter, it
Speaker 4: almost feels like I'm giving birth to something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So this bloke was really getting into his breath
Speaker 3: work this morning.
Speaker 1: Is like just concentrating from the third staying alive, probably yeah,
Speaker 1: probably not pushing too hard.
Speaker 3: You know, he's probably concentrating on that.
Speaker 4: You don't want to, yeah, because you don't want to.
Speaker 4: You don't want to blow anything out there.
Speaker 1: No, And so I was just thinking, like I put
Speaker 1: myself in his shoes, and I was like, well, he's
Speaker 1: not going to want me to look him in the.
Speaker 3: Eye after because he'd be aware that I hope he's
Speaker 3: aware that.
Speaker 4: He was, that he could hear you breathing through it,
Speaker 4: that I could hear him breathing through it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, And so I'm like, he doesn't. We don't
Speaker 1: want to lock eyes after that. So I will generally
Speaker 1: if I, you know, if I'm about to leave, I'll
Speaker 1: wait and let them clear out.
Speaker 4: It's very courteous of you, Yeah, very courteous.
Speaker 1: And subsequently it annoys me when I'm clearly about to
Speaker 1: head out and then someone else burst out of the
Speaker 1: thing as well. Really, we're going to do this because
Speaker 1: if we know each other now, I've got to be like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, what about when you were just ripping ass
Speaker 1: this morning?
Speaker 4: Well that's famously every morning my Bell's SYNCD with Great
Speaker 4: New Zealander David Fanak.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 4: And he was my dumb buddy for about eighteen months
Speaker 4: when he was on Breakfast and Flavor and I was
Speaker 4: working at ZI him who were dumb buddies, and we've
Speaker 4: been we've knowing each other's dumb buddies ever since. So
Speaker 4: he came in for Stacey Morrison function and I was
Speaker 4: like dumb buddy, and we embraced like old friends.
Speaker 3: And did you guys have a yarn or you're dumbing?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It got to the point where we were so comfortable
Speaker 4: we're just chat Yeah, and we completely ignored the fact
Speaker 4: that we were both doing terrible things to the porcelain
Speaker 4: and occasionally occasionally someone would get something extra and you
Speaker 4: go jeezy, sorry, sorry, Laney, you big night last night.
Speaker 4: But it got to the point where, yeah, every must
Speaker 4: have been it must have been the eight o'clock hour
Speaker 4: or something around there was a bit of a break
Speaker 4: and Dave could take five and it aligned with my
Speaker 4: morning coffee and need to go anyway, should get off
Speaker 4: the toilet chat because we this morning we did chat
Speaker 4: about fucking with Mike Hosking and we rang Matt Heath
Speaker 4: live on here and put him on the spot around
Speaker 4: is he willing to be he owes us he's left
Speaker 4: Jerry and the Lurch. He owes the show to do something.
Speaker 1: There's a new segment on the Haidak Your Breakfast with
Speaker 1: an agenda as we because we have a mole on
Speaker 1: the inside. We've got Matt Heath. Yeah, we want to
Speaker 1: start getting him to Jerry wants to call it if
Speaker 1: with m h yes, which could either stand for fuck
Speaker 1: with Mike Casking or fuck with Mett Heath, but because
Speaker 1: we've got a mole on the inside, because I think
Speaker 1: the first one that was brought up that he has
Speaker 1: his own Dyson vacuum winner and he will vacuum the
Speaker 1: studio every day when he gets in there.
Speaker 4: So it was like, well, remove the filter, remove the filters.
Speaker 4: That's so annoying because or block the filter because then
Speaker 4: it goes starts and it stops fuxs me off so much.
Speaker 1: Or run the battery down. Yep, that'll be another one.
Speaker 1: So you talk to Heath this morning. Yes, we talked
Speaker 1: to Heath.
Speaker 4: And I look if thing with imh is quite good
Speaker 4: because we can if we get in trouble, we can
Speaker 4: deny and say it's mad Heath when really it's it's Husking. No,
Speaker 4: we talked to him and we've we've discussed quite a
Speaker 4: few things. He he brought up a point because I
Speaker 4: was talking extreme things like putting greenlit muscles and the
Speaker 4: roof ceiling tiles and stuff like that. He goes, that's
Speaker 4: going to really affect me as well, becau as he
Speaker 4: uses the studio. So we'll like fair enough, we'll start
Speaker 4: small and we suggested popping the keys of off his
Speaker 4: keyboard and swapping around a couple of hours. Yep, great, Initially,
Speaker 4: that'll be quite good, potentially switching around reversing his mouse button,
Speaker 4: which is quite frustrating. Then we got onto something quite
Speaker 4: good because Matt evison In's side, he's got a printer
Speaker 4: right next to him, does it? Yes, and he prints
Speaker 4: off everything and reads it off a piece of paper. Now,
Speaker 4: we don't want to fuck with him, so he can't print.
Speaker 4: But what would love to do is like just load
Speaker 4: it with yellow ink, like just get rid of the
Speaker 4: magenta everything else and just load it with one color
Speaker 4: so it only comes out purple or yellow or red.
Speaker 4: And he can't do anything about it because he can
Speaker 4: still do his job. And so Matt. So Matt's in,
Speaker 4: He's in. He's in for the first problem, iffing with
Speaker 4: the EMH first problem.
Speaker 1: Heath was in on the podcast earlier this week. For
Speaker 1: anyone who was able to watch the video portion of
Speaker 1: the podcast, you will notice he spent the entire podcast
Speaker 1: trying to peer his phone to his Apple Watch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was that?
Speaker 1: I don't know, But I don't know if he's got
Speaker 1: the technical know how to be able to swap the
Speaker 1: filters out.
Speaker 4: Oh, I know, we'll do that. We just need we
Speaker 4: just we just needed that bit of intel from him
Speaker 4: that that's our inside, inside kind of knowledge. We've we've
Speaker 4: already talked about how we're going to get in there.
Speaker 4: It's like Ocean's eleven. We're putting a team together and
Speaker 4: I'll discuss it with you after the show around how
Speaker 4: we're going to do it, because it needs to be
Speaker 4: an operation in which there needs to be a false
Speaker 4: flag somewhere on the floor and we need to go
Speaker 4: in there so to actually do the do the bits
Speaker 4: and pieces, because I think there's always someone in that
Speaker 4: production area outside Hosking, so we need a distraction. I
Speaker 4: think I know how I Controjanhorse my way in there. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there's the studio, the TV studio right next door that
Speaker 4: we go to quite often.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've got a more I've got a more direct approach.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 1: I dress up as a cleaner and walk straight in there.
Speaker 1: I'm a minority. He's already going to assume I'm part
Speaker 1: of the cleaning staff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: I reckon I could waltz straight up in there with
Speaker 3: a little bit of high vers and a cleaning uniform.
Speaker 4: That's a great idea, I reckon.
Speaker 1: I could walk straight in there and be like, hey, look,
Speaker 1: I've come to empty the bins or something. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: someone mentioned that the printer was out of it, so
Speaker 1: I'm because then he knows I just come in to
Speaker 1: clean empty the bins.
Speaker 4: And I think at nighttime because Marcus Slash does the
Speaker 4: night show from Luff for Luff, so there's only a
Speaker 4: young producer sitting there getting a phone call. So the
Speaker 4: ink here.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 4: So yeah, when you si we've got the team together,
Speaker 4: the team is assembled. I think we're meeting lunchtime today
Speaker 4: over a yamha at an undisclosed location to work out
Speaker 4: phase two of iffing with him. H Okay, that's that's
Speaker 4: that's the next next week. When you're on next week,
Speaker 4: you can just It's like this is like passing the
Speaker 4: Betton over a pick for that's all we talked about.
Speaker 4: You guys, carry on next week?
Speaker 3: Yes, on next week?
Speaker 4: No, but who is I think he's only on from Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll find out on Sunday night.
Speaker 4: But same.
Speaker 3: I like the I'm picturing it like Ocean's eleven.
Speaker 1: I can here the little jazz music in the background,
Speaker 1: and you know how the you know, the characters are
Speaker 1: walking past each other and handing off brown paper beds.
Speaker 4: And someone leaning over the sub editor and the Herald
Speaker 4: just distracting them with something.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, I walk past in a fake beard on top
Speaker 3: of my real beard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, full like Team America, really bad like and it's
Speaker 4: just all your guys pubs like Jeremy Beadle. Do you
Speaker 4: remember Beatles About? Oh my god, people who remember Beatles About.
Speaker 4: It was a prank show with Jeremy Beadle, who was
Speaker 4: this very strange English presenter and they'd always dread him
Speaker 4: up as a cleaner and he'd have a terrible beard
Speaker 4: and sunglasses. It was Team America esk and he always
Speaker 4: appeared and that, but the disguise was so bad that
Speaker 4: when the person saw him they go, ah, fuck Beatles
Speaker 4: About Beetle. It's old Beatles old Jeremy Beadle.
Speaker 3: Think you show me this? Yeah, anyway, I think it's
Speaker 3: a great idea.
Speaker 1: We'll keep going and there's actually at the end of
Speaker 1: the show, there'll be We've got plenty of yours pleased
Speaker 1: to get through at the end of the show. One
Speaker 1: of them is about a similar sort of thing, so
Speaker 1: we'll pick up on that as well. Black Caps, we
Speaker 1: need to talk about it. Let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break.
Speaker 3: This is a tease. This will keep you around. We're
Speaker 3: going to talk about the black Caps.
Speaker 1: Just incredible what happened over and we're gonna break it
Speaker 1: down right after this break. India all out for forty
Speaker 1: six was the headline this morning.
Speaker 4: Oh so good to watch and so disappointing for the
Speaker 4: ACC team who were doing Game of two Halves because
Speaker 4: India were like thirty eight eight at eight thirty last night.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: So hopefully people can go back and watch Game of
Speaker 4: two Halves because at the same time we were tearing
Speaker 4: India a new one. Yeah on skysport one. Is that
Speaker 4: why the rating sucks? Knock on the shit, Ah, it was.
Speaker 4: It was something else to behold because they were so
Speaker 4: reckless India, but it was so reckless and then but
Speaker 4: awesome they got I mean unbelievable they got out for
Speaker 4: forty six. But I still this is a Black Kept
Speaker 4: fan issue. I still couldn't enjoy the fact we rolled
Speaker 4: India for a record low total in India. I still
Speaker 4: couldn't enjoy it because I was terrified about us batting
Speaker 4: next and facing Seraj and Boomera and going ah fuck
Speaker 4: and balls deep and Ashwen I was like fuck, and
Speaker 4: so I had immediately got him out for forty six.
Speaker 4: I immediately had anxiety about us bating.
Speaker 1: I think this all the time, man, when we have
Speaker 1: an awesome bowling attack, just like it's the same pitch,
Speaker 1: We're about to walk back out onto the same pitch,
Speaker 1: Why won't it do the same thing to us? And
Speaker 1: then we didn't and it didn't, so one for three.
Speaker 1: I think it stumps on day two because the first
Speaker 1: day was a washout. The weird thing about it, and
Speaker 1: this just shows how much India controlled world cricket is.
Speaker 1: This morning, I went to watch the highlights and I
Speaker 1: couldn't find all of the highlights packages were geo blocked
Speaker 1: except for highlights of Ashwin bowling out Conway and like
Speaker 1: all of the Indian wickets were on there, but there
Speaker 1: was nothing about how they got fucked up for forty six. Ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately for US, we thirty six is still our low scorer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is that the all time low.
Speaker 4: Score is lower than that, like Zimbabwe or something and
Speaker 4: there's a shocker out there, late nineties.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so this is huge and again at the
Speaker 1: end of the show, we're going to get to the
Speaker 1: yours pleases.
Speaker 3: There is a little bit of a trio for us.
Speaker 4: Oh my chip. Yeah, I'm still in on India though,
Speaker 4: all that betting. Yeah, I'm like, this is like happiness insurance. Sure,
Speaker 4: because if we win, this is gonna be amazing, but
Speaker 4: a happiness insurance for me. Batting last on any Indian pitch, yeah,
Speaker 4: is a challenge. So I mean this is this is
Speaker 4: the paranoid Black Caps fan of me talking. We could
Speaker 4: get rolled for sixty in the second innings. You know
Speaker 4: what I mean. That's that there is a high. If
Speaker 4: they can get rolled for forty six, we can get
Speaker 4: rolled for fifty.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: That's what my paranoid is. We're going to get a
Speaker 4: lead of three hundred at least and then I'll be
Speaker 4: more comfortable and look not even then take my money.
Speaker 4: It's a winning and we have only ever had one
Speaker 4: Tears victory in India and it was the second Test
Speaker 4: of a series in which they pumped us. In the
Speaker 4: first Test, they rested loads of players, hardly got ten wickets,
Speaker 4: but it was so.
Speaker 3: Long ago, but I don't remember it.
Speaker 4: ID take my money. I don't care. It's happening. It's insurance.
Speaker 4: And I know we're going to get some shit because
Speaker 4: I tipped out India at two to eighty to win
Speaker 4: in New Zealand at fourteen to win. And if you
Speaker 4: got on that, fucking good on you. Yeah, well done.
Speaker 3: What if you had to pick what happened? What happened?
Speaker 3: Like you said, they're reckless?
Speaker 4: Look we I mean there was a bit of movement.
Speaker 4: There was a bit of se movement, but not crazy
Speaker 4: like it was a bit. The ground was a bit wet,
Speaker 4: the ball was doing a bit, but if you saw
Speaker 4: New Zealand bat, it was doing a bit. But we
Speaker 4: weren't playing out rageous rishant pants shots were fucking outrageous,
Speaker 4: like he got dropped, got dropped by Blundell, absolute sitter,
Speaker 4: but he was swinging at everything wide swinging. That's how
Speaker 4: they got everyone there was half of them were just
Speaker 4: reckless shots. WHI studn't say they're not bad against us.
Speaker 4: They had to get them out.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 4: But it seemed a bit kereless from India the way
Speaker 4: they batted. And I don't know if that's the way
Speaker 4: they bad against everyone or were they just treading us
Speaker 4: with disregard.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm wondering. Yes, did they sort of just
Speaker 3: waltz into this one?
Speaker 4: And yeah and good on met Henry five wickets, got
Speaker 4: one hundred Test wickets. Now he bowled really he bowled
Speaker 4: really well. You could tell willow Rock was just trying
Speaker 4: to bowl as fucking fast as possible, which good, but
Speaker 4: that's what he's supposed to do.
Speaker 3: That's what the young follow on the team is supposed
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 4: But the odd one was like I think he bowled
Speaker 4: won at second slipped one stage. He was like firing everywhere,
Speaker 4: but he was hurrying them up. He was bowling in
Speaker 4: the low one forties. But when met Henry come on,
Speaker 4: you know how you met Henry on a green seamen
Speaker 4: like Matt Henry at Hagley is like, it's a beauty
Speaker 4: to watch because it's swinging. It's seeming that was him,
Speaker 4: that was him last night. It was beautiful to watch.
Speaker 4: Is it just that they prepared the wrong pitch? They
Speaker 4: gave us our own pitch? Well, he said the Indian
Speaker 4: captain has said, I completely misread the pitch and it
Speaker 4: does look like a road. Yeah, look at it and go,
Speaker 4: that's a road. That's why bat first put it total on.
Speaker 4: But maybe because of the rain and it's been under covers.
Speaker 4: It was undercovers all the day before, yeah, and and
Speaker 4: all that morning and an hour before it started, right,
Speaker 4: So obviously it had a bit of juice in it
Speaker 4: and that's what caused a few issues.
Speaker 3: But it is going to dry out and we're going
Speaker 3: to get spun to bits later on.
Speaker 4: That's that's again, that is whatever. That's a black Cat
Speaker 4: fan right there. You've summed it up and won and
Speaker 4: I fucking ate it. It's the cat's killing us. But
Speaker 4: that's why we love it. That's why we love it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're in the driver's seat well and truly
Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty for three. We're not going to
Speaker 1: dish add any tips off the back of.
Speaker 4: That, no, but my new India are paying like six
Speaker 4: bucks away.
Speaker 1: And just bear in mind if you're gambling on this,
Speaker 1: and look, there's plenty of there's plenty of cricket left
Speaker 1: in clay. There is plenty of cricket, and there's wild,
Speaker 1: wild circumstances. Do one last final thought on this whenever
Speaker 1: there's a rain delay. We as New Zealanders, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying the black cast, but as key as we love
Speaker 1: to just properly lean into the purse on a rain delay.
Speaker 4: You don't you reckon? There was any element of that,
Speaker 4: and maybe that actually gave us a bit of extra
Speaker 4: juice on the So do you think do you think
Speaker 4: potentially they're like, this test match is going to be
Speaker 4: rained off.
Speaker 1: It's just let's just hurt the person and the next other.
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh god. And then sometimes you have your
Speaker 1: best performances on off the back foot.
Speaker 7: True.
Speaker 4: Actually, because you've got a point to prove, you almost
Speaker 4: try a bit harder because you don't want to be
Speaker 4: exposed as fuck. They look hungover?
Speaker 5: Is that?
Speaker 1: Then there's the other thing of just going into survival
Speaker 1: mode and being like, right, we just have to get
Speaker 1: this done. I'm so dusty, I've just got to go.
Speaker 1: And then you're not overthinking, you're not in your own head,
Speaker 1: just trying to survive.
Speaker 4: There is a great where they're staying is I think
Speaker 4: it's the Ritz Bangalore is where they usually stay. There
Speaker 4: is a great, ironically craft beer bar right next door
Speaker 4: on the rooftop of a because that's where we stayed
Speaker 4: when we went to the or work no play Bangalore trip.
Speaker 3: Was this where met heath Weed on Verrett Koli.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, so next door right next door is a
Speaker 4: is a big craft beer bar. But it's like American
Speaker 4: style with wings and beers, and so I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 1: Oh mate, if I'm will ow' rourke and I see
Speaker 1: sort of some of the older fellas and the team
Speaker 1: knocking the head off, you know, a beer or two,
Speaker 1: i'd lose the plot, you lose the plenty. I suppose
Speaker 1: that's why I'm not in the Black Cats that you belong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: water finds its level, doesn't it. So yeah black Caps
Speaker 1: one three, stump stay two. It'll pick back up again
Speaker 1: five o'clock this afternoon, which actually brilliant.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I might even start earlier, but doubt it because
Speaker 4: there is rain around both all five days predicted to
Speaker 4: have a little bit of rain, so there's gonna it's
Speaker 4: going to be on and off a little bit. But
Speaker 4: it's so far I don't think. Well they'll need five
Speaker 4: days anyway, No, no, not when they get bold out
Speaker 4: for forty six, do you reckon?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 4: I know we need to get off the black Caps here,
Speaker 4: but do you reckon at.
Speaker 1: Any point the black Caps started looking at it and going,
Speaker 1: if we can get them for thirty five, that would
Speaker 1: absolve so many of us since because.
Speaker 4: You know, because they were almost looking like that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they were in trouble. Yeah hey, And quickly on cricket,
Speaker 4: is the T twenty Women's World Cup as on all
Speaker 4: over the show because Australia had been knocked out by
Speaker 4: South Africa. Yes, so the two hot hot favorites England
Speaker 4: and Australia are gone and hews you ended playing West
Speaker 4: Indies to then place South Africa in the final. It
Speaker 4: couldn't have gone any better, two teams of which they've
Speaker 4: beaten regularly, Yes, and competed with regularly. Because I would
Speaker 4: have if it was New Zealand Australia final, I hate
Speaker 4: to say it, we would have wouldn't have won.
Speaker 1: That because the stat going into that was that they
Speaker 1: hadn't won a T twenty in the calendar year twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four. They'd lost ten in a row and those
Speaker 1: were against Australia and England.
Speaker 4: With yes, so this is quick with that perfectly. So
Speaker 4: that's all happening this weekend as well, and I.
Speaker 1: Don't want to downplay the quality of the white ferns,
Speaker 1: but it does have touch of a touch of the
Speaker 1: Stephen Bradburys about it, who was the Australian ice skatered
Speaker 1: to where everyone else fell over and he just went
Speaker 1: through and one.
Speaker 4: Day take it though he's in a Winter Olympic gold medalist.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: So oh god, I hope they managed to win this
Speaker 1: one because also you want to women in Dubai no
Speaker 1: better place to bloody celebrate.
Speaker 4: Absolutely and what a great what a great comeback story
Speaker 4: as well, losing ten row and then winning a.
Speaker 3: Wild How good would that feel?
Speaker 1: Luck when you're at your rooftop brunch on the palm
Speaker 1: jamiro oh yeah, over looking the old Arabian potential Anyway,
Speaker 1: Football Auckland f C. On tomorrow we're heading along to
Speaker 1: the game we had Ali Williams and yesterday. If you
Speaker 1: haven't listened to that, I thoroughly recommend.
Speaker 4: That you do. But classic this is this is very football.
Speaker 4: There's an Auckland f C fan group.
Speaker 1: Who are going to protest the club's owner at their
Speaker 1: inaugural A League men's match tomorrow after the revelation that
Speaker 1: he is a donor to US presidential candidate Donald Trump. Ah,
Speaker 1: this team didn't exist until Bill Foley made it exist. Well,
Speaker 1: now you're going to complain about him. They were saying
Speaker 1: that they Auckland football fans deserve to have a team
Speaker 1: without having to deal with the political blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blahlah blah.
Speaker 3: You don't deserve shit, you'd know, but he deserves anything.
Speaker 1: Just didn't exist until he was like, yes, sweet, I'm
Speaker 1: going to make it happen, and you're still not happy
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 3: I do wonder if this is like three people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's three people that have got some spear time
Speaker 4: between the kind of free Palestine situation and go on, hey,
Speaker 4: let's see some be a big crowd deal. Let's go
Speaker 4: along there. Yeah, I don't know what. What does it
Speaker 4: matter that you support a Republican or a Democrat in America?
Speaker 4: Who kids? Who is a fuck?
Speaker 1: I couldn't give a ship if I couldn't give a
Speaker 1: shit if he's bank rolling Seymour who wants to tear
Speaker 1: the treaty up?
Speaker 4: It's it's kind of weird. You want to watch soccer
Speaker 4: or not, it's weird. And where the money comes from?
Speaker 4: And why have they given them fucking columnsches.
Speaker 1: I don't know, and now we're talking about them on
Speaker 1: this podcast. Fuck those guys done by the coming. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't put it coming. I'll buy you a bean, I'll
Speaker 1: smash in your face. And I do want and I
Speaker 1: do want to remind people that we are pro Trump
Speaker 1: on this podcast because of when Leaky Joe so Sleepy
Speaker 1: Joe took I don't know, there's been so many stories
Speaker 1: about this since then, but anyway, he the story was
Speaker 1: that he took the eighteenth NRL franchise off New Zealand
Speaker 1: and gave it to Papua New Guinea as part of
Speaker 1: like a keeping China out of the Pacific sort of
Speaker 1: deal with Peter Velandi's yeah, And so we were like, oh,
Speaker 1: Sleepy Joe, you're gonna take the eighteenth NRL franchise off
Speaker 1: New Zealand.
Speaker 3: We're on Trump.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the only reason we are.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, every other thing, any other value, Thomas trump
Speaker 4: hairs is flawed.
Speaker 1: But but if he can get an NRAL team Church thing,
Speaker 1: we'd be stoked with it. And he if he's had
Speaker 1: any part in getting Auckland FC into Auckland, then you
Speaker 1: should be stoked with it too.
Speaker 4: In fact, I'm getting on my phone. I'm doating twenty
Speaker 4: bucks to Donald Trump's campaign and come and.
Speaker 1: Protest this podcast. Oh that's a great marketing campaign. Protest
Speaker 1: the podcast. We should come out storage pro Trump on
Speaker 1: this podcast. Yesterday I told you about how we teamed
Speaker 1: up with their mates at helen Stein's to present the
Speaker 1: ACC's Best of twenty twenty four Warriors edition. We took
Speaker 1: all of your votes. I forgot to write the names
Speaker 1: of who won, and they're just some basic edm some
Speaker 1: basic Edmond.
Speaker 3: That I left off my plate.
Speaker 1: Best off field performance was, in fact Stacy Jones right
Speaker 1: Durry in the coaches box.
Speaker 4: That was so good. He had a port Royal.
Speaker 3: Out, yeah, allegedly.
Speaker 1: And the best try of the year was Della Matene's
Speaker 1: a Lesniak, the game winning try in Shawn Johnson's last game.
Speaker 3: It had to be just because of what it meant.
Speaker 1: And the best Warriors newcomer was tamed to a Pickie
Speaker 1: for winning the actually for having a tremendous season, yeah,
Speaker 1: but most memorably for winning that game against the Panthers.
Speaker 4: I like the look of him here reminds me of
Speaker 4: Brent Webb. Brett Webb. Yeah, like just a nuggety hot stepper,
Speaker 4: difficult to tackle, not overly large, no, but dangerous attack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, gutsy, I wouldn't be able to lay a finger
Speaker 3: on him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I measurement a touch field.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, disaster. He looks like something at the headghog.
Speaker 3: Yeah album.
Speaker 1: Best moment of the season was Shawn Johnson setting up
Speaker 1: that last try, last player of his career and four.
Speaker 1: He has won two hundred dollars worth of Helenstein's vouchers
Speaker 1: just for voting.
Speaker 3: So thank you very much to those who did tell you.
Speaker 4: What the sorry from trapping some great ketta Helenstein's. Now
Speaker 4: they've got all the UFC yeahich as well, so you
Speaker 4: can buy Edisana cat, you can play hook again hook
Speaker 4: a gear. Got all the NFL gear as well. So
Speaker 4: they seem to get a bit of Warriors gear in there.
Speaker 4: You know, they're a partner of the Warriors, our partner
Speaker 4: of the Yeah, they maybe need to get onto that.
Speaker 4: That would be mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take one more quick break and we'll
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Speaker 5: Please, Hey boys, Stephen mcgoon here, just if it took
Speaker 5: your advice on Tuesday on checking some money on in
Speaker 5: the the bit of a safe bet for this test.
Speaker 5: Then after a few few beverages, they're not old chucks
Speaker 5: three hundred bucks on these counts and thought.
Speaker 3: No and ship because the altern up for three p.
Speaker 5: Fifteen you have a quick look and the weather was
Speaker 5: ship house.
Speaker 8: Aw weak, you're giving us.
Speaker 5: Out tips, don't even check the fucking weather.
Speaker 6: I blame you, and I I blame fucking you.
Speaker 4: He copped a straight. There was me that I had
Speaker 4: everyone to go in on it. And OK, you know what,
Speaker 4: like I said earlier, still not a bad bet. But
Speaker 4: three is a lot. Three is a lot. I mean
Speaker 4: I'm talking I put twenty on like that's that's as
Speaker 4: far as I go.
Speaker 3: We don't know this guy's financial position that that might
Speaker 3: not be a lot to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, although the fact that he was compelled to
Speaker 1: send a voicemail and tell him to go fuck myself
Speaker 1: tells me that three hundred dollars it's.
Speaker 4: Quite a lot. But he didn't do it in the end,
Speaker 4: So yeah, it wasn't a sad story, is it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he did or didn't do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I feel like the vitriol in his voice
Speaker 1: suggested he did.
Speaker 4: Well, look, it's still not over.
Speaker 3: It's not over.
Speaker 4: It's not over. And I got a merely outside of
Speaker 4: these voicemails. I got a lot of d ms last
Speaker 4: night when they got rolled for forty six. I was
Speaker 4: getting a lot of dms knowing fuck you, Glane, I
Speaker 4: followed you and blah blah bah.
Speaker 8: So it's not over.
Speaker 3: Jeez, there's no win for a Black Cats supporter.
Speaker 4: It's not over.
Speaker 1: Where a historic bowling performance and you're getting dms telling
Speaker 1: you to go fuck yourself?
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 4: This is why this is why we we are what
Speaker 4: we are. This is why this is Black Cats fans.
Speaker 4: That's why we get together in hard times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, another caller here, yours please.
Speaker 9: Good lads. I was always very disappointed that none of
Speaker 9: the ACC listeners managed to get the plunger on Merraydeck's head.
Speaker 9: I thought that was a great competition and would love
Speaker 9: to have seen that. So maybe we can relaunch that
Speaker 9: competition with a fresh approach, and who is the next
Speaker 9: ACC listener to pass on Verick Coley and the spirit
Speaker 9: of Matt Heads stories today? I think that would be
Speaker 9: a great competition. Hopefully on the pitch during this test
Speaker 9: series one of the listeners gets on there and puts
Speaker 9: on up as a league anyway, he up, Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's going to be a little bit difficult. And then
Speaker 4: a literal, literal pass on Coli. That's quite tough. This
Speaker 4: one is done in a swimming pool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so so you'd need to get into the pool
Speaker 3: with them.
Speaker 1: Other concern I have can we be seen to be
Speaker 1: encouraging people trying to weigh on Verrett Coli?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not. It's not a great looker, is it.
Speaker 4: I mean, in a court of Lord, it's hard to defend,
Speaker 4: very very difficult to defend. I mean, admittedly I've been
Speaker 4: urinated on a lot. I went to when I was
Speaker 4: at boarding school with the communal showers. You always get
Speaker 4: someone and the ideas. It was very dangerous because you'd
Speaker 4: be washing, you'd wash you here probably once a week.
Speaker 4: But as soon as you put the shampoo and you've
Speaker 4: got the shampoo your here, you obviously you close your eyes.
Speaker 4: You don't want shampoo's your eyes. And immediately you've got
Speaker 4: blind spot left and right, and you're in a hot
Speaker 4: shower and a communal and you wash it off and
Speaker 4: you look up and these two dudes winging on side
Speaker 4: of your leak. You're like, okay, yeah, formative, Yeah, they're
Speaker 4: formative years. They were formative years. You're assuming they haven't
Speaker 4: done anything to the shampoo as well? This is yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't want to think about that. But also the
Speaker 4: rat Colie out for a dak Willow rourk o them
Speaker 4: and j Mury Joe jury like he's on leave at
Speaker 4: the moment. He must be looking just for a little
Speaker 4: bit of get his blood pumping, because he put the
Speaker 4: meme out, the Tiger King meme of Carol Baskin and
Speaker 4: her husband on the lead and puts Coley as their
Speaker 4: husband dressed up as a tiger and O'Rourke as Carol
Speaker 4: Baskin and immediately puts it up and just baits the
Speaker 4: Indian fans and I was like, holy.
Speaker 1: Shit, they haven't they haven't found it. They've been yet,
Speaker 1: they haven't found it on Instagram. They did find it
Speaker 1: o facy. They will Facebook. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm just
Speaker 1: having to look through.
Speaker 4: The facy and read it and X they'll get on it,
Speaker 4: but they're not beginst to fens even now.
Speaker 3: And then they find it and it blows up.
Speaker 4: So it's quite of one of the things that just
Speaker 4: blows up. Could like whenever yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw on Facebook, there's one guy's on there is like,
Speaker 1: this is why New Zealand shouldn't be a test match nation,
Speaker 1: a fucking disgrace and blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: Scotty keep that covering.
Speaker 4: I love everyone who comes on there and just puts
Speaker 4: I did the popcorn emoji. Everyone's sitting there waiting for
Speaker 4: someone to bite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go go fellas.
Speaker 1: I can't even remember what their voicemail is about. Another
Speaker 1: one here yours please?
Speaker 4: Gooday fellows. Thanks for the steak dude chat. I'm getting
Speaker 4: married in November.
Speaker 3: Tips for surviving my stagdoo.
Speaker 6: Anyway, ERU fucked you?
Speaker 4: Elaine Fu's south Gannabury.
Speaker 9: I'm luggy and I am See you later.
Speaker 4: Tips for survival on your stare dooo pick good friends.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's sort of too late now, Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3: At October he's.
Speaker 4: Going invites the invites around, aren't they.
Speaker 3: I would say on the.
Speaker 1: Day, people are looking for an excuse to really ratchet
Speaker 1: up the torture on you. So they're looking for any
Speaker 1: type of resistance, any type of attitude that you're going
Speaker 1: to take. So give that earlier to reckon if you
Speaker 1: If no, I would say, keep your head down, and
Speaker 1: I would treat it as if And I've never done this,
Speaker 1: but allegedly if you're going to take some sort of
Speaker 1: psychedelic substance. When people report that they've had a bad trip,
Speaker 1: it's because they fought against it. You need to lean
Speaker 1: into it wholeheartedly. If you're resisting things, saying oh no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that or I don't want
Speaker 1: to do this, you're going.
Speaker 3: To have a bad time.
Speaker 1: You need to enthusiastically agree to every challenge, every risk,
Speaker 1: every day that they make you do, because if they
Speaker 1: get a hint that you don't want to do something,
Speaker 1: then it's all on for young and old.
Speaker 4: You got to give them what they want. That's right
Speaker 4: and even if they want you to react to being
Speaker 4: hit by your one hundredth paintball in the back, have
Speaker 4: it up a bit of screaming, but are yelling. They
Speaker 4: want they want to see you suffer a little bit.
Speaker 4: But you know, but don't don't resist it so far
Speaker 4: that you know or whatever. You know, You've got to
Speaker 4: play along. Yes, you also can't be nonchalant. Give them,
Speaker 4: give them what they want, or the torture will not stop.
Speaker 4: Or you can do what friend of mine, he did
Speaker 4: the reverse stag where he got so fucked up so
Speaker 4: quickly that he became the liability and he basically he
Speaker 4: flipped it on us, and we're like, holy shit. He
Speaker 4: jumped on a police car and it was five in
Speaker 4: the afternoon. He was like he was grabbing the windscreen wipers,
Speaker 4: and the two cops were like what the fuck, like sorry, sorry,
Speaker 4: we're getting them off, and he's fucking throwing ship like,
Speaker 4: oh my god. The rest of the party was us
Speaker 4: trying to control this wild man.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know your option totally. We were like, whoa,
Speaker 4: this is a new strategy. This is with this is
Speaker 4: this is new territory.
Speaker 1: It's mutually assured destruction. Yeah, you just knew yourself. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then everyone else is yeah, I like that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was yeah.
Speaker 4: And then he he like, we're at the pub, and
Speaker 4: he filled up my hat with berman and then just
Speaker 4: put my hat back on me. Ice included, and it
Speaker 4: was just fun. I'm like, what the And I looked
Speaker 4: over at one of the other grooms and I was like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck you guys, I've never seen this before. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and he wasn't bid by fucking eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The other the other stag to advice I would give
Speaker 1: you is, unless you're in your early to mid twenties,
Speaker 1: it's going to be very tempting to play a full
Speaker 1: round of golf.
Speaker 4: Don't do nine tops. Honestly, six is the sweet spot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we did six holes the last stag do
Speaker 1: I did, and it was perfect. One before that, Chris
Speaker 1: Key's stag Doo people put bricks in his golf bag
Speaker 1: and we did nine. Gotta be honest, come six seven
Speaker 1: o'clock at ninetyone was pretty tired. You don't want to
Speaker 1: be too physical now, particularly once you're in your thirties.
Speaker 1: And then the yes, Chris also at the paintball thing,
Speaker 1: he ran through and made the mistake of getting to
Speaker 1: the end because they made him run the gauntlet and
Speaker 1: he goes, no one even hit me.
Speaker 3: And we're like, oh, is that right?
Speaker 1: So there was a Mexican Gangland style execution of Chris
Speaker 1: Key with the with the paintballs after that. And final
Speaker 1: bit of advice, if you get the opportunity to just
Speaker 1: dominate one of the challenges or something that happens in
Speaker 1: your stag though, is going to set you up for
Speaker 1: the rest of your day. Did run down there in
Speaker 1: waymady and we had a closest to the pin with
Speaker 1: dire consequences for the stack stag versus the field. Yes,
Speaker 1: So he went first and he penned it to within
Speaker 1: a foot of the hole nice and just won it.
Speaker 1: And he stood at the pin watching everyone else shanks, slice,
Speaker 1: hook everything, and he didn't say anything about that.
Speaker 4: But he you know, you got the vibe, yeah, quite confidence.
Speaker 1: Quiet confidence, and it just sent him in good stead
Speaker 1: for the rest of the of the day. So hopefully
Speaker 1: some of that advice advice is applicable. I like the
Speaker 1: nuclear option and now they're call you here yours please.
Speaker 4: Also, on another note, the other day, Meniah and mcconey.
Speaker 7: We're talking about the most famous name in New Zealand
Speaker 7: and I'm putting a boom for Scott, Scott Dixon, McLaughlin,
Speaker 7: Raised Robertson, Scott Sorenson, Barrett coogar Line, Scott Watson, Scotty Sumo, Stevenson,
Speaker 7: Scott Styris, Scott Hamilton, Scott Curry and Scotty Morrison all
Speaker 7: famous and great New Zealanders with the name Scott.
Speaker 3: Really really strong name.
Speaker 1: So we were talking about what is the most famous
Speaker 1: or most powerful sporting name in New Zealand.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not bad.
Speaker 1: So for example, Williams, Ali Williams, you got Sunny Bell,
Speaker 1: you know Tim dani all these different.
Speaker 4: Smiths, quite Conrad Smith, Scott, Yeah, relax on Scott Hamilton.
Speaker 4: I mean, no disrespect to Scott Hamilton. Got to relax
Speaker 4: on Scotty Morrison too, he's not much of a sports I.
Speaker 3: Think it's all right footy player.
Speaker 1: I don't think you've paid any great level. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think Scott's gotta be in there. It's between Scott,
Speaker 1: Williams and Smith. Yeah, if we're going the greatest name,
Speaker 1: there must be someone who's with the last name Scott
Speaker 1: as well, all right, I think we got one more
Speaker 1: more more call it yours please?
Speaker 8: Can? I?
Speaker 6: Fellas Andrew from Napes here. I'm just catching up on
Speaker 6: a few old the agendas and the one on the
Speaker 6: first of October is seeking suggestions for a trip, and
Speaker 6: I was wondering if you consider doing like a top
Speaker 6: gear green tour type tour, motorbikes or crappy old cars
Speaker 6: and end up somewhere like Southeast Asia, like tie tech
Speaker 6: boxing or something. What are your thoughts?
Speaker 4: Yep, there's a They do a great TikTok rally across
Speaker 4: India which you can enter, which is from one coast
Speaker 4: to the other coast of India and it's just like
Speaker 4: fifty tiktoks.
Speaker 3: I would love that.
Speaker 4: It looks amazing and you can well, I think it's
Speaker 4: a it's a charity thing as well, so you're kind
Speaker 4: of going in teams. I'd totally be into that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think the suggestion was it's the export ultra Bergarden tour,
Speaker 4: so I'm pretty sure we need to stay away from
Speaker 4: automobiles probably and motorbikes if it's a berg So yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm still a big fan of going to Texas and
Speaker 4: go barbecuing Big Texas, like the Ultimate backyard Barbecue, go
Speaker 4: to Texas Big Pit Barbecue.
Speaker 1: I would love the Export Ultra Bergarden Grand Tour. I
Speaker 1: just want to do something like that, just one of those.
Speaker 1: You start here, get here however you can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like the Gumbell Rally used to be all that
Speaker 4: deck are London are maybe yeah, across Australia would be good.
Speaker 4: The Nullier Board, Yeah, oh we could play. We could
Speaker 4: play the Nulliboard golf course, longest golf course in the world.
Speaker 4: It stretches the entirety of the nullerblear eighteen holes, each
Speaker 4: of them is like it must be like one hundred
Speaker 4: and something kon what through five thousand?
Speaker 3: Yeah, five six thousand, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I have thought about that and I would
Speaker 1: love to. That's a great point you raised about the
Speaker 1: export part of it. Yeah, we probably can't be.
Speaker 4: No alcohol and driving is not that's.
Speaker 1: Right, it can't be in character we had someone driving
Speaker 1: us or maybe this is something for another time, but yeah,
Speaker 1: the gumble Rally would be fucking right up.
Speaker 3: Malee.
Speaker 4: Great, Just one last caller here for a Friday yourles please.
Speaker 8: Chilane and I how are we? Hey?
Speaker 3: Thanks?
Speaker 8: Just sitting here pondering this whole Kessui celebrity death match?
Speaker 8: Is that full cock fight rules? Because if it is
Speaker 8: tuning the weapons that you strapped to your feet, it's
Speaker 8: going to be vital. I know that with men will
Speaker 8: just want to slap a couple of machidies here. But
Speaker 8: I think there could be could be a mistake. I
Speaker 8: think a couple of flitting nice would go a bit better.
Speaker 8: So yeah, what what weapon would you choose?
Speaker 4: So I think where is he? Is he calling from
Speaker 4: some sort of avery?
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he's got a bird century down the Caroline
Speaker 1: Bay Avery there.
Speaker 4: Either that or has just got like bird song on
Speaker 4: a CD that he's playing in the background.
Speaker 1: I wonder if and cock fighting they they tie the
Speaker 1: blades to the rooster's feet. Yes, because they don't have hands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so could I have my weapons and my hands?
Speaker 4: I yeah, I was trying to think about this, and
Speaker 4: it's like, no, first of all, there's no weapons. This
Speaker 4: is hand to hand, claw to claw. But if there was,
Speaker 4: if there was weapons, yeah, you could hold them because
Speaker 4: you're a human, You've got hands.
Speaker 3: And it's game over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And that kesuiri has just got them on its
Speaker 4: dumb ass clause.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: So at that point, I'm going some sort of long
Speaker 1: samurai katana, like a very long one.
Speaker 4: Huh, like a batar, like a big long yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: oisted on a batar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's or I would go like the there's sort
Speaker 1: of like those long blades Japanese dudes that have them.
Speaker 1: It's basically a pole blade, so you like it's a spear,
Speaker 1: but it's got a sword essentially on the end of it.
Speaker 1: I'm lapping that thing's head off from across the cage.
Speaker 1: You got one shot, nah, got a couple got a
Speaker 1: long pole for its head if you miss it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it's coming at you and.
Speaker 3: It's got that it closes the distance.
Speaker 4: Ye yeah, it's got blades on it and it just comes. Well.
Speaker 9: Then in that.
Speaker 1: Instance, I would probably go sort of some sort of
Speaker 1: two handed sword, just full full, like no a one sword,
Speaker 1: two hands, big Gold's vyhander or something like that, where
Speaker 1: I have got enough momentum behind it that there's nothing
Speaker 1: you can do to stop me, and I can swing
Speaker 1: at the body at that point because you could probably
Speaker 1: cut a cassier in half of the big enough sword.
Speaker 4: Yeah true. Now I think i'd be too one sided
Speaker 4: if you could, if you're carrying a whip. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the thing about tying stuff to my feet is
Speaker 1: my hamstrings are so short that I'm not kicking it
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 4: So you're gonna have to lie on your back and
Speaker 4: just do the bicycle, ain't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just going to hinder me. I've now just
Speaker 1: got two big, long hunks of metal hanging off my feet.
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna kick it anyway.
Speaker 4: You know, or just maybe strap a knife to the
Speaker 4: middle of your head and just go ahead.
Speaker 1: But with you, yeah, give me a fifth weapon, you reckon.
Speaker 1: They've got the hands, the legs. It's going to try
Speaker 1: and rip my guts out. So I don't know, So
Speaker 1: I put play Darmers a whole different discussion. I think
Speaker 1: that's not a weapon. Long sword, long sword, I think
Speaker 1: i'd go. But yeah, adding something to my feet's not
Speaker 1: going to help me.
Speaker 3: It's only going to hinder me. All right, that'll do
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