1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:03,520 Speaker 1: The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Key. 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,400 Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod A. 3 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,800 Speaker 2: My wife has actually gotten offer for you guys. Would 4 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:09,320 Speaker 2: you be interested? 5 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:14,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's to do with accounting, accounting, what accounting your 6 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 3: finances and that? 7 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 2: Sure? Why what do you think it was? I was 8 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:20,760 Speaker 2: oping to do anything except this? 9 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 3: You know, you know how we run a pretty slick 10 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 3: operation in terms of our finances. So every week, various 11 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 3: automatic payments put small amounts of money into various accounts. 12 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,360 Speaker 3: You've got your groceries account, your utilities account, I've. 13 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 2: Got a fun account. 14 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 3: Accounts. I've got a fun account, motorcycle account, motorbike account 15 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,760 Speaker 3: for saving up for a motorbile account, sports account because 16 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:44,199 Speaker 3: we want to encourage playing indoor nipball and squash and 17 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:48,200 Speaker 3: golf and stuff like that. She's actually sat down because 18 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 3: she was listening to the show the other day and 19 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,479 Speaker 3: she's she's made you guys some accounts and she's got 20 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:55,520 Speaker 3: some ideas for you. Would you be interested in at 21 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 3: least just hearing me out? 22 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,280 Speaker 4: You know what it sounds like, Man, it sounds like 23 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 4: we're going to get stitched up here or Key, he's 24 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 4: going to put the boot in. 25 00:01:01,240 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, it does have that vibe about it, doesn't. 26 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:08,759 Speaker 2: What do you mean? It's my wife brot Okay, great 27 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:10,000 Speaker 2: head house keezy. 28 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:14,360 Speaker 3: So Jace will start with you man. She suggested a 29 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 3: massive Honker account. 30 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 5: Okay, that's my way. 31 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 2: But what I mean, no, I'm open to that, but 32 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:29,760 Speaker 2: I mean, what's it for? 33 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:30,800 Speaker 4: I don't know. 34 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 2: We putting a hell of a lot of funds in 35 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:38,759 Speaker 2: their brother. That's literally all right, let's move. That's my song. 36 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 1: The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darkey. 37 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 2: It's hood mother fucking. 38 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 4: No. 39 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 2: How did how was any of me? That's you started? 40 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 2: Am I saying? You hate? How much left I is there? 41 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 3: Yeah? 42 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,560 Speaker 2: And it was a different thing. It's been, yes, and 43 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 2: for a week still a great sting for a week 44 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,640 Speaker 2: there we were getting pugs to make heaps of stings 45 00:02:09,639 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 2: on the fly. Yeah. 46 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 3: But this is actually and should we rename this to 47 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:14,679 Speaker 3: What's on the Leftovers? 48 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:18,040 Speaker 2: New Zealand? I think you can take some things too far? 49 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:22,640 Speaker 2: Yeah man, and that's too far? Is it? So? 50 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 3: How this works is all the ticks that flooded in 51 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,160 Speaker 3: last night for what's for? 52 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 2: What's on the dinner? What's on the dinner New Zealand. 53 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 2: It's a tricky one to remember for you, isn't it 54 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 2: for me? Yeah? It doesn't make sense. 55 00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:37,480 Speaker 5: Well, it just flows off the towngue for us. Yeah. 56 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,799 Speaker 3: So basically all the leftover texts that we didn't read out, 57 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 3: we read them out tonight and tell you what you 58 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 3: can do with the leftovers from last night's meal? Yes, genius, 59 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:57,160 Speaker 3: good a Fellers. Derek here, Yeah, Derek Jeter toasted sammis, cheese, onion, ham, tomato. 60 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,480 Speaker 2: So that was last night? Oh yeah, you wouldn't really 61 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 2: have leftover from that? Would I tell you what you 62 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:01,640 Speaker 2: do with that? 63 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:05,240 Speaker 5: You put you put the leftover toasted sammis and a 64 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 5: blender and put some milk in with it, blend it 65 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 5: and then make them into toasted patties or toasted fritters. 66 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 5: Great bit of cheese in there and extra cheese to 67 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 5: bind it. 68 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 2: Would you eat that like a bit of sour cream? 69 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 2: Sweet chili? I mean that sounded yummy? What this one? Good? Guys? Actually, 70 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 2: I don't need to say the names, right, that's what's 71 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 2: on the part of it. Get guys. 72 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 3: William here, Oh my god, William Shakespeare. Yeah, it's William Shakespeare. 73 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 3: Tonight I am having year old bacon yocky pisto. Yeah, 74 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:53,000 Speaker 3: bacon yoki pisto. Yes, I'm guessing. Then yoky is the 75 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 3: pasta and there's bacon a pisto wall on it. That's 76 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 3: what William Shakespeare has happened. Luggy it does and what 77 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 3: it needs there. You got bacon there, So I would 78 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:08,000 Speaker 3: go with probably a I would even go with. 79 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 2: A veggie stock. 80 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 4: Actually, Jason, Sure, we'll get a veggie stock in there, 81 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,280 Speaker 4: and then you just want to simmer it down. Simmer 82 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,640 Speaker 4: it down there, just boil it down, just reduce it, 83 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,119 Speaker 4: reduce it, reduce it, and you get a beautiful soup. 84 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:23,560 Speaker 4: Bacon hock soup, Oh my god, a little bit of nocky, 85 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 4: little bit of a pesto around. 86 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:28,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, maybe finish it up with a bit of 87 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:29,799 Speaker 5: fresh basil. 88 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 3: Yes, because what I was thinking is you could maybe 89 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,520 Speaker 3: make yocky toasties. 90 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:35,720 Speaker 2: You know what I mean. 91 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 3: You've got yocky toasted. You haven't got any bread though 92 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 3: that you can only work with what they've got. Do 93 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 3: you know that this person has stock? Oh yeah, no, 94 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:45,280 Speaker 3: it's fair enough. 95 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 4: But you can make a stock stocks easy, and if 96 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,679 Speaker 4: you haven't got a stock just water is fine. 97 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 2: Oh okay, just a little bit of water. 98 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 5: Water, and there's a lot of flavor and the bacon 99 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:56,040 Speaker 5: and the nocky and the pesto, and you don't get 100 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 5: that nice? 101 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 2: Where are they from? Does it say? 102 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 4: It? 103 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:05,159 Speaker 3: Doesn't say so? Get a guys, Gizell here bunching, Yep. 104 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:09,239 Speaker 3: Congratulations to you Giselle for having another child? 105 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 5: Is that? Leonardo DiCaprio's Yeah, originally, but Tom Brady had 106 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 5: three children with her. 107 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 3: Eventually the marriage broke out. I don't mean to hear 108 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:22,960 Speaker 3: a duty laundry here on Radio Hedeki. But Tom Brady 109 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 3: decidedly wanted to play another year in the NFL, and 110 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,280 Speaker 3: so she divorced him. 111 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 2: Yeah. 112 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:31,600 Speaker 3: Right, then we went back and he played like garbage. 113 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:33,400 Speaker 2: So she had a little victory there. 114 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:38,600 Speaker 3: Gizl's in the cargo. Anyway, she sounds like a horse, Gizell. 115 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,040 Speaker 3: It sounds like a gazelle. 116 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 2: Maybe you think. Yeah. 117 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,320 Speaker 3: Anywayll's and the cargo and she's cooking chicken curry for 118 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,839 Speaker 3: mum and dad. And that was last night, chicken curry 119 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 3: for mum and dad. Oh yeah, what can you do 120 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 3: with that? Well, it sounds to me like it's got 121 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 3: a bit of supritt and all over it. 122 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,440 Speaker 2: I'd use a beef stock and on that one's same thing. 123 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:05,799 Speaker 2: But check the Hurdiarchy. 124 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:09,240 Speaker 1: Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy drama. 125 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 3: There is drama. I also don't forget it as Friday. 126 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,159 Speaker 3: So if you have a shout out, you'd like to 127 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 3: sorry a froud out texted three to three four rate 128 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,840 Speaker 3: three and you can win a self a fifty dollars 129 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 3: Reburg about you are, there's been drama. A lot of 130 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,160 Speaker 3: people might have seen this, but I've heard it in 131 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:25,160 Speaker 3: the news as well. A couple were caught blatantly having 132 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,719 Speaker 3: an affear and a cold Play concert. The concert was 133 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 3: in Boston, and the big screen was cutting between they 134 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:33,279 Speaker 3: must have been seeing some sort of romantic song. It 135 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 3: was cutting between couples that were like hugging and stuff, pashing, pashing, 136 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,280 Speaker 3: and all that cut to this one couple. It's sort 137 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 3: of the guy behind with his arms around the woman 138 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,479 Speaker 3: in front and classic, it's a classic Mogi won that 139 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 3: and she freaks out ducks down out of the video 140 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:50,800 Speaker 3: and he's just sort of standing there looking all embarrassed, 141 00:06:50,839 --> 00:06:52,359 Speaker 3: and then it's come out straight away. People on the 142 00:06:52,360 --> 00:06:56,120 Speaker 3: internet were like they're having an affair. They found their 143 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:58,599 Speaker 3: LinkedIn pages. Turns out he's a CEO of a company 144 00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 3: and she's his head of h So this is like nowadays, Man, 145 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,480 Speaker 3: if you do something even slightly dodgy, people will track 146 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:05,400 Speaker 3: you down straight away. 147 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:06,480 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, crazy. 148 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,360 Speaker 3: But on the back of that, just sort of thinking, 149 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 3: you know, rules around taking a mistress to a concert, James, 150 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Speaker 3: I mean, that's probably something you could speak to and 151 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 3: how to sort of get away with it. 152 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:16,720 Speaker 2: Yeah. 153 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, you know, back in the day, you know, 154 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 5: my shagging days fellas, I had more than one mistress, 155 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 5: so that that was a bigger challenge for me, was 156 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,480 Speaker 5: that I'd have three or four of the same you know, 157 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 5: mistresses at the same gig, and so I. 158 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:34,560 Speaker 2: Take them all the same game. 159 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know, I was so steamed most of 160 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 5: the time during those days, keasy. 161 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,320 Speaker 2: I'd forget right. 162 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 5: And I'd invite one of them and they're like, oh jeez, 163 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:50,080 Speaker 5: well that's right, the buds, Luise and Ruben's coming as well, 164 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 5: you know, And it was like and so I always 165 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 5: found that very very uncomfortable, and so i'd have right, 166 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,480 Speaker 5: you know, I'd have a bit of a passion, a 167 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,800 Speaker 5: bit of a hug from behind a spooning scenario, and 168 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:04,120 Speaker 5: then I go, ah, just got to go wheeze and 169 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 5: then go over to Ruben and nuzzle up against has 170 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 5: he had very fair and bullocks. 171 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:11,240 Speaker 2: And then's right. But then there's three or four of 172 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 2: them there, right. 173 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,960 Speaker 5: Three or four of them, Yeah, so I had to 174 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,680 Speaker 5: try and try and juggle them and keep them apart. 175 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 5: Of course, back in those days Fellas, we didn't have 176 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,280 Speaker 5: your phones and things like that, so it wasn't as 177 00:08:23,640 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 5: perilous as it is now. 178 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 4: Didn't have the cameras at the concerts to have a 179 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 4: jumbo tron showing it to everybody there, So yeah, a 180 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,880 Speaker 4: bit easier for you the adjacent. The problem was that 181 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,800 Speaker 4: those concerts, as oftentimes you'd be you know, there'd only 182 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:38,640 Speaker 4: be about half a dozen people in the audience because 183 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:41,560 Speaker 4: it would be like a comedy gig with you guys 184 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:44,840 Speaker 4: headlining Sugar and Spice, yeah, something like that. So it 185 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:46,800 Speaker 4: made it very difficult for you to hide in the crowd. 186 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:47,280 Speaker 4: I'm sure. 187 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,040 Speaker 5: Yeah. Look, I got to tell you there were some 188 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:55,080 Speaker 5: very awkward evenings Fellas, very awkward. But today what I 189 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,840 Speaker 5: try and do is sort of stare away from big 190 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,480 Speaker 5: crowds with my mistress. 191 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:02,400 Speaker 2: Right, Okay, so you're running a couple. 192 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,600 Speaker 5: Two or three oh two at the moment. Actually you 193 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,120 Speaker 5: had a bit of a falling out with the third. Yeah, 194 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:11,080 Speaker 5: but no, we stick to you sort of hotel rooms 195 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:11,760 Speaker 5: things like that. 196 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:12,160 Speaker 4: You know. 197 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 5: That's my advice. I wouldn't take them to any gigs 198 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:16,640 Speaker 5: or any of that sort. 199 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:16,920 Speaker 2: Of carry on. 200 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,679 Speaker 3: So, yeah, this has gone viral. My question is do 201 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,880 Speaker 3: you feel sorry for them in anyway? You know what 202 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,040 Speaker 3: I mean, having an a fear, but people are always 203 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,040 Speaker 3: having a fears. Yeah, that's right, But I mean I 204 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,040 Speaker 3: don't know. I don't feel sorry for them now, not 205 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:29,320 Speaker 3: at all. 206 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:30,760 Speaker 4: So if you're going to go out there and do 207 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,600 Speaker 4: that and you're having an a fear, then you sort 208 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,840 Speaker 4: of you sort of what you get is what you get. 209 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:38,160 Speaker 4: He's come out and given a statement, this guy, yeah, 210 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 4: and which we'll probably come back to him really out. 211 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,959 Speaker 4: But my understanding is that he's blaming Coldplay. 212 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:46,440 Speaker 3: Oh wow, you can blame Coldplay for a lot of 213 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,080 Speaker 3: things if you can blame them for that. 214 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:49,320 Speaker 2: Yeah. 215 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,560 Speaker 1: The Whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy 216 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:55,199 Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio. 217 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:58,240 Speaker 4: Hold Ikey Hey, fellas, I had an interesting incident in 218 00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,080 Speaker 4: the cur last night. 219 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,240 Speaker 2: Would you like to hear a out? 220 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:06,240 Speaker 4: Sure? Men, sounds great? Maybe it needs no, it needs 221 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,319 Speaker 4: spooky music. 222 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:11,959 Speaker 2: There there it is. It's our spooky music that we're using. Yes, 223 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:12,600 Speaker 2: great soup. 224 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,599 Speaker 4: I was fast asleep, which is rare for me, And 225 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,439 Speaker 4: it must been around about two o'clock in the morning 226 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:24,720 Speaker 4: when I was awoken by my wife whisper screaming, somebody's 227 00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:27,800 Speaker 4: out there right right terriphying? 228 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,960 Speaker 5: So did she just say that in your ear or 229 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,560 Speaker 5: did she shake you and then say that. 230 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:33,320 Speaker 2: I'm not sure. 231 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:36,680 Speaker 4: I woke up with a start. Yes, eyes are bulging, Yes, 232 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,839 Speaker 4: straight away. You're ready to go, aren't you. Well, you're 233 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,280 Speaker 4: ready for something, you're poised for. Actually, you're poise for 234 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,000 Speaker 4: some kind of action that you hope you don't have 235 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,720 Speaker 4: to take. You hope it's one of the world's smallest 236 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:49,840 Speaker 4: men that's broken in. Sure, we're even a child or 237 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,440 Speaker 4: a cat. A cat would be good, or a hat so. 238 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,840 Speaker 2: Dark? If the duck, how good? Would that be? 239 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,240 Speaker 5: Only a bit spooky? Actually at nighttime? 240 00:10:58,360 --> 00:10:59,960 Speaker 2: Has the duck broken into rob? 241 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,000 Speaker 4: Well? This say you don't know, you can never know 242 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,080 Speaker 4: the motivations of a duck keasy. 243 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:05,120 Speaker 2: That's so true. 244 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:08,400 Speaker 5: A duck's motivation is primarily the shit everywhere. 245 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:14,760 Speaker 4: Anyway, I said, what that was my first reaction eyes, 246 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,480 Speaker 4: but it was a little bit as well. So what, 247 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:21,160 Speaker 4: She goes, there's somebody out there, damn it, because I 248 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:23,840 Speaker 4: was hoping i'd misheard her. Yeah, because I was sleeping, 249 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:24,800 Speaker 4: you know, were you were? 250 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:25,120 Speaker 2: Yeah? 251 00:11:25,480 --> 00:11:29,199 Speaker 4: And I said where. I can't because I stopped for 252 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:32,320 Speaker 4: a minute to listen. Not a minute, but a while. 253 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,320 Speaker 4: Ages it's too long a minute. 254 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,520 Speaker 2: I said, I can't hear anything. She goes, No, there's 255 00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:41,560 Speaker 2: somebody there. So I kept on listening. I couldn't hear anything, 256 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:45,760 Speaker 2: and I said, are you asleep or awake? 257 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:51,400 Speaker 4: She said she said I'm awake. And I said, well, 258 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:55,000 Speaker 4: I can't hear anything. And she goes to someone there. 259 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:58,240 Speaker 2: I said where, and she pointed straight in front of her. 260 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,440 Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's terrified. 261 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,600 Speaker 3: At this point, she was now lying on her back, 262 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:05,240 Speaker 3: so she was pointing at the ceiling right okay, And 263 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,200 Speaker 3: I said what do you see? 264 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:11,600 Speaker 4: She said it's a plastic thing. And I said you're asleep, 265 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 4: aren't you? And she said yes, how good she knew 266 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,480 Speaker 4: she was asleep and I didn't. You've back to sleep 267 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:22,280 Speaker 4: for a couple of hours. 268 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,319 Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. 269 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:28,440 Speaker 4: I see. A buzzin the adrenaline was pumping through me. Man, Yeah, 270 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:29,720 Speaker 4: so funny. 271 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:30,480 Speaker 2: Can I ask? 272 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:33,080 Speaker 5: Because my wife does a very similar thing, but she 273 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,960 Speaker 5: sets bolt up right right and then starts yeabbing. 274 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,000 Speaker 2: That's very off putting. 275 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:42,839 Speaker 3: It was like one time similar thing. Actually, I was 276 00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,760 Speaker 3: woken up in the middle of the night by my 277 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,200 Speaker 3: wife because there's someone outside rustling. 278 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,000 Speaker 2: Around the leaves. Russell Was it Russell? 279 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:49,480 Speaker 5: Been? 280 00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:50,640 Speaker 2: Russell? Was it a duck? 281 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,120 Speaker 3: And she was like, well, I'll get to that, Jase. 282 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,560 Speaker 3: She was like, there's someone out there. I can hear 283 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:58,439 Speaker 3: them walking around. Listen to that, and then I could 284 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,080 Speaker 3: hear them as well, So you have to go and 285 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:00,439 Speaker 3: have a look. 286 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:01,320 Speaker 2: What am I going to do? 287 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:05,280 Speaker 3: Yeah? I turned the light on in our room and 288 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:10,640 Speaker 3: was just like, who's there? No response, more rustling in 289 00:13:10,679 --> 00:13:12,040 Speaker 3: the leaves. I was like, so they've heard us. Now 290 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:15,839 Speaker 3: they're trying to run away slowly, very slowly, through a 291 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 3: big pile of leaves. 292 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,199 Speaker 2: If this was Kim dot Com, I won't be surprised. 293 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:24,760 Speaker 2: I'll get to that mogie anyway. 294 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:29,040 Speaker 3: Five minutes later, it's still happening. Go outside, just a hedgehog. 295 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:33,160 Speaker 3: I'm just playing around the leaves with a shotgun with 296 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:37,040 Speaker 3: a shotgun. And while I'm looking at the hedgehog, a 297 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:40,080 Speaker 3: duck runs inside and goes, Kim quick, get it now, 298 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,520 Speaker 3: get it now. Kim dot Com runs in. Wow, shared 299 00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 3: all over the house, and. 300 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:46,400 Speaker 2: Then Kim to us Sorry, the duck shot everywhere. It 301 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:46,920 Speaker 2: was crazy. 302 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:52,440 Speaker 5: It's interesting actually, because I had one scenario very similar 303 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:54,760 Speaker 5: to that, actually what you guys had. And my wife 304 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:59,280 Speaker 5: woke up and she's like, there's someone out there. 305 00:13:59,320 --> 00:13:59,800 Speaker 2: Can you hear that? 306 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:04,600 Speaker 5: And I went no, and she went no, listen, listen, 307 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,360 Speaker 5: there's someone out there. 308 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:05,920 Speaker 2: Can you hear that? 309 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:10,840 Speaker 5: And I went, actually, yes I can. We're gonna go 310 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,720 Speaker 5: and check it out, see what's happening. So she went out, 311 00:14:15,679 --> 00:14:16,840 Speaker 5: she went out, she went out. 312 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you didn't go out. No, man, she's 313 00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,000 Speaker 2: way harder than me. 314 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:26,200 Speaker 5: And uh, there was some reprobate who just got out 315 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:30,280 Speaker 5: of prison. Oh wow, sex foot five wow, built like 316 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:31,160 Speaker 5: a brick shit out. 317 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,760 Speaker 2: Yeah. She decked him to. 318 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 5: And then my ducks shot on him. 319 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,360 Speaker 1: The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy 320 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,160 Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio hod. 321 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,560 Speaker 5: iCal got the one and only Pugsahn at the studio 322 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,000 Speaker 5: with us. 323 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 2: Hello, how are you? Yeah? Good things? Pugs? How are you? 324 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:50,280 Speaker 4: Yeah? 325 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:50,840 Speaker 2: Not too bad? 326 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:51,040 Speaker 6: Man? 327 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,720 Speaker 2: I had a good Valentine's Day? Have you a stallion? 328 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:57,080 Speaker 4: Oh? I would have just taken off. Actually there's a 329 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,560 Speaker 4: good there's a good point. Actually we've all talked about 330 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:03,280 Speaker 4: our val T's Days. What did you get up to match? 331 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:09,320 Speaker 4: Do you consider yourself a romantic? Pugsn me yes, I 332 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,120 Speaker 4: would like to say so. 333 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,000 Speaker 2: I think you're a massive romantic. I reckon what makes 334 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:16,520 Speaker 2: you say that? What's the vibe? 335 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:20,240 Speaker 3: He'd be writing five poems, he'd be you know, anything 336 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,000 Speaker 3: you can think of, he would have done it today. 337 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,360 Speaker 2: That he's a huge romantic. 338 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:26,680 Speaker 5: It's interesting how everyone can have different perspectives. I just 339 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,640 Speaker 5: see you as a filthy bastard here. 340 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks Jesse. 341 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,800 Speaker 3: But the reason we got you in here, man, is 342 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:37,000 Speaker 3: because you're spending Valentine's Day at Jason's batch tonight. 343 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,520 Speaker 2: Can I just clarify something from the get go? Here's 344 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:39,920 Speaker 2: not my. 345 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:44,800 Speaker 5: Batch, it's a yeah, it's your batch. Yeah. How are 346 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,000 Speaker 5: you feeling about that? Pugs Son? 347 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:49,120 Speaker 6: I am over the moon, excited, and I'm very grateful 348 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,480 Speaker 6: that you've given me the opportunity to go again. 349 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:56,080 Speaker 5: It's not me, it's my father in law, but I'll 350 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,880 Speaker 5: pass it on to them. But listen, I just wanted 351 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,600 Speaker 5: to sort of sit down a few rules for when 352 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:05,200 Speaker 5: you go there. Obviously certain things that need to happen. 353 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,440 Speaker 5: My wife has drawn you out all the instruction, has 354 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,400 Speaker 5: written out all the instructions and what to do. She's 355 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,160 Speaker 5: drawn a beautiful map to Fellows. 356 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:15,720 Speaker 2: It's immaculately. She loves jeweling. 357 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:23,920 Speaker 5: Now, first and foremost, lights out at seven o'clock. 358 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,520 Speaker 3: We'll hang on the show, so he won't even been 359 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:28,360 Speaker 3: left here yet. 360 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,840 Speaker 2: So when you get there, don't And why is there 361 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:35,000 Speaker 2: is that for? Like to not disturb local wildlife, wildlife 362 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,880 Speaker 2: and also the local residents there. 363 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 5: It's complete blackout after seven apart from the sun. 364 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:45,040 Speaker 2: That's right, because you're a candle going. Yeah, but actually 365 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,960 Speaker 2: just on that light, no candles. There's a lot of 366 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:53,880 Speaker 2: water around. Can I do a little ja lights because. 367 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,120 Speaker 5: You know, they're the sort of things you forget and 368 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 5: then boom, the whole thing's burnt down. 369 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,840 Speaker 2: Can you use the watch on his phone? 370 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:01,000 Speaker 5: Oh? 371 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:08,639 Speaker 2: Yeah? In an emergency. Sure. Now there's two areas. 372 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,639 Speaker 5: Are you going to sleep in the sleepout or in 373 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,360 Speaker 5: the main the main body? 374 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:15,440 Speaker 6: Well, when we went last time, we slept in the sleepout. 375 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,280 Speaker 6: We're to switch it up and go in the main area. 376 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,680 Speaker 3: There's two double beds. You've got like a little house 377 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,560 Speaker 3: here with a kitchen stuff double bed and then another 378 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:23,200 Speaker 3: sleep out with a double bed and on swite. 379 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,399 Speaker 2: So you want to go main house. 380 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 4: So it would be assuming Joe's the rules around that 381 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,520 Speaker 4: is because you'll be going out with your partner, yes, 382 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:35,159 Speaker 4: but separate beds? Oh, absolutely absolutely, because you're not married, 383 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:35,439 Speaker 4: are you? 384 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:36,439 Speaker 5: Ah? 385 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:40,960 Speaker 2: Not yet? Would now? And absolutely? 386 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:44,439 Speaker 5: Can I just say I needly forgot this When you 387 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,240 Speaker 5: get there, could you do a steamer in both toilets 388 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:51,240 Speaker 5: because it's a worm it's a worm sewage system, right okay, 389 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,920 Speaker 5: and they haven't been fed for ages those buses, they'll 390 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,679 Speaker 5: be starving. So if you could take a dump in 391 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,040 Speaker 5: each toilet. 392 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 6: So I need to do one in both and it's 393 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:03,440 Speaker 6: the same dump, you can do one on one. 394 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:07,320 Speaker 3: You no go to make sure because the worms do 395 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,360 Speaker 3: need to be fair because if they die. Yeah, yeah, 396 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:10,240 Speaker 3: you've got to shovel it. 397 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,160 Speaker 5: That's a nightmare, you literally, And when I say toilets, 398 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 5: it's like a bucket that's just in the corner of 399 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:17,120 Speaker 5: each each bathroom. 400 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:21,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, nice bucket though, like a really nice one. Yeah. 401 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,600 Speaker 5: Can I just say too, just on that front the 402 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,960 Speaker 5: oven and so forth, that's not working at the moment, 403 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,159 Speaker 5: but the barbecue is. And if you could pick up 404 00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:34,720 Speaker 5: a gas bottle on the way, you'll be fine. 405 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,359 Speaker 2: Like refly the existing one or pick up a brand new. 406 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,800 Speaker 5: No, you'll have to pick up a brand new one 407 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,400 Speaker 5: because we don't have one down there at the moment. 408 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,440 Speaker 2: Is it somewhere close by to do that or you'll 409 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:43,880 Speaker 2: find it? 410 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:48,719 Speaker 5: Also, like my wife and I were there last and 411 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,280 Speaker 5: we forgot to take the rubbish. So if you could 412 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,760 Speaker 5: just get rid of the rubbis, because it'll be a 413 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,399 Speaker 5: bit stinky when you get in there. 414 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,080 Speaker 6: Can I just take it with my rubbish at the end, 415 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,040 Speaker 6: or oh. 416 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,000 Speaker 5: You'll need to put it out because it'll reek by 417 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:00,720 Speaker 5: the time you get in. 418 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,159 Speaker 2: Where did you leave it? Just in the kitchen, just 419 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,879 Speaker 2: sitting in the middle of the kitchen. Yeah, cottage cheese 420 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:07,159 Speaker 2: and a sort of stuff in it. 421 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:11,159 Speaker 5: So also, I just it's good to let you know 422 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:15,440 Speaker 5: because I know what you're like that there are cameras 423 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:20,119 Speaker 5: in every room, so just just just tone back the 424 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:23,960 Speaker 5: what even the bathroom, Yes, just toned down the bathroom. 425 00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:27,080 Speaker 5: The pugsan sort of normal action that you'd get get 426 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:27,760 Speaker 5: up to over the. 427 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:32,359 Speaker 3: Weekend, Jason. Why there are the cameras there for security. 428 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:38,800 Speaker 5: Absolutely, but also I want you to be reassured that 429 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,960 Speaker 5: my wife and I will be watching you, so you're 430 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:41,880 Speaker 5: not going to be alone. 431 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,600 Speaker 2: If you get in any trouble. 432 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,280 Speaker 4: That case, you should probably leave the lights on. I 433 00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:51,639 Speaker 4: actually do leave the lights on. You do, and just 434 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:51,960 Speaker 4: on that. 435 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,560 Speaker 5: Actually, you guys need to going to be in the 436 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,520 Speaker 5: sleep out there because my wife and I will be 437 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,560 Speaker 5: in the main the main sort of force. 438 00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,200 Speaker 2: And that's great. 439 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,920 Speaker 1: Darkey Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodikey. 440 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:06,080 Speaker 3: The time has officially come. Hoidy j has had five 441 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:10,560 Speaker 3: weeks to learn one very simple piano song by Paul Buchanan. 442 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,080 Speaker 3: It was this New Year's resolution. We've decided to really 443 00:20:13,119 --> 00:20:14,679 Speaker 3: hold him to it and hold him accountable. 444 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,679 Speaker 4: Yeah, like any absolute backbone, he's decided to cram at 445 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,920 Speaker 4: the very last minute. 446 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,200 Speaker 2: I have a keyboard until yesterday. 447 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,520 Speaker 4: We managed it was as a result of it being 448 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,480 Speaker 4: supplied to him by nothing that Ja did at all. 449 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:29,000 Speaker 2: You should have. 450 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:31,840 Speaker 3: The funniest thing was so Nick from Elliot's Music Academy 451 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,920 Speaker 3: sorts him out a keyboard thanks to the rock Shop, 452 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,040 Speaker 3: and then after the show, Jase just goes, now, I've 453 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,440 Speaker 3: got to take this back to my car. Yeah, he's 454 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,639 Speaker 3: pissed off about it. How you feeling, Jason? 455 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:46,040 Speaker 2: Good? Thanks, Keezy? Yeah good, good? Good? All right? 456 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:48,119 Speaker 5: So so building it up so much by the way, Fie 457 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,080 Speaker 5: snow rows Man. 458 00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:49,840 Speaker 2: All right, so and. 459 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:53,320 Speaker 5: Thanks and thanks to Nick and Elliott School of Music 460 00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:56,359 Speaker 5: and Music Academy in the rock shop. 461 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, how good. It's bloody good. 462 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,440 Speaker 3: So this right here is the tune that Jase is 463 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,600 Speaker 3: going to be performing for you very sure? 464 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:21,320 Speaker 2: Okay, stop it there? All right? 465 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:22,880 Speaker 4: So that is the. 466 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,960 Speaker 3: Sample you can in mid ear Jace, You've got the 467 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,679 Speaker 3: option here. Would you like fake crowd sound effects underneath you? 468 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,159 Speaker 3: Just to spice things up and make it sound a 469 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 3: bit better like this? 470 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,960 Speaker 2: I think that's quite fun. It actually makes me tense up. Okay, 471 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:41,280 Speaker 2: we'll use that as well then, good, So you want 472 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,919 Speaker 2: me to yeah good, all right, I don't know. 473 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:48,720 Speaker 5: That I've got my seating ride here either Okay. 474 00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,120 Speaker 2: We've learned over the years, Jase. No one's listening, brother, 475 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:52,359 Speaker 2: you'll that's true, all. 476 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,879 Speaker 5: Right, Jace, God we suck on the radio and no 477 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,240 Speaker 5: one actually listens to the show. 478 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:56,800 Speaker 2: Jace. 479 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:06,640 Speaker 4: Here you go, brother, various special performance from mister Jason. 480 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:56,119 Speaker 2: M absolutely nailed. Thank you very much everyone. Wow is 481 00:22:56,280 --> 00:23:00,159 Speaker 2: the best version of that you've done? No, it was 482 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,280 Speaker 2: actually quite good at home. I was a bit tense there. Yeah. 483 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,399 Speaker 5: Yeah, and I haven't you know I got the saddle 484 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,240 Speaker 5: ties of Paul Buchandies. 485 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,080 Speaker 4: I mean, imagine the thousands of children that have been inspired. 486 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:13,040 Speaker 4: Jace hoel Now pick up the guitar. 487 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,200 Speaker 3: Good stuff, Jas, let us know what you thought about 488 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,919 Speaker 3: three four eight three. Of the meantime, it's get back 489 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,680 Speaker 3: to the Goat countdown in a five hundred and four. 490 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,640 Speaker 2: Yeah good sound. 491 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,800 Speaker 5: Number five hundred and four. 492 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,879 Speaker 2: The exponents Who loves Who the Most? 493 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,840 Speaker 1: The Hole actual big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue 494 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:31,960 Speaker 1: and Kesy. 495 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:34,760 Speaker 5: Gem Smoke on the water there Purple five O three 496 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 5: feels pretty impressive. 497 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,919 Speaker 3: Deep purple there five or three because last year did 498 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:39,680 Speaker 3: not feature in the. 499 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,800 Speaker 5: Goat Wow, okay wow interesting, which. 500 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,600 Speaker 3: Is crazy because that's an iconic riff. It is absolutely 501 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:48,840 Speaker 3: bloody good. Yeah, if you've just joined us, Unfortunately you've 502 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:53,440 Speaker 3: missed Hoidy Jay's amazing keyboard performance. Look, you might have 503 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,600 Speaker 3: missed it, but let the texts on three four eight 504 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,880 Speaker 3: three paint a picture for you. Brilliant Jace. You should 505 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:02,600 Speaker 3: do more, that's true. Yeah, thanks mate, iffing animal Hoidy 506 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:03,760 Speaker 3: j nowled at brother. 507 00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:07,479 Speaker 5: What a appreciated mate. 508 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,520 Speaker 3: Incredible Jase. I could feel the raw emotion and every 509 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,359 Speaker 3: staccato plank on the keyboard. 510 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:17,520 Speaker 5: Thanks mate, I like the word. 511 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,320 Speaker 2: That's great. Beautiful Jace. I love nursery rhobes. 512 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, great performance, Jase kirkha Jason Hoyd. 513 00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,679 Speaker 2: I'm in tears. Unbelievable performance, go Jas, go. 514 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,200 Speaker 3: This one here. Hey guys, I won tickets to the 515 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,120 Speaker 3: Pixis last year. I haven't received them. 516 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:34,720 Speaker 2: Cheers. 517 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:40,880 Speaker 3: My My favorite one, though, is this one here. Get 518 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:44,359 Speaker 3: a Jace. It's your teacher Elliott here. I heard your performance. 519 00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,320 Speaker 3: Great job. You went a tared rogue, though not playing 520 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,560 Speaker 3: more colorful notes and fingers. So I think you boiled 521 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,040 Speaker 3: it down and bought it back on years. 522 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,960 Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a very basic rendition. 523 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:59,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, but well done. Considering you only just got yourself 524 00:24:59,359 --> 00:25:02,320 Speaker 3: a keyboard. I'm proud of you. Next stop singing and 525 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,719 Speaker 3: playing fifteen minutes a day of practice, and I look 526 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,440 Speaker 3: forward to seeing you booking for your classes. 527 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,639 Speaker 2: Well, I tell you what at all seriousness. Look, I 528 00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,000 Speaker 2: know it was shithouse, but. 529 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:16,440 Speaker 5: I'm going to I really enjoyed doing that today. I've 530 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,720 Speaker 5: spent about an hour doing that, and I thought, if 531 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,359 Speaker 5: I do that every day, just have a little toto. 532 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,119 Speaker 5: And the nice thing that I discovered, as I mentioned 533 00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:24,879 Speaker 5: earlier in the show, is that I discovered that my 534 00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,600 Speaker 5: wife read reads music and she's quite nice on the piano, right, 535 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,200 Speaker 5: So it's quite nice that she sits there. 536 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,159 Speaker 2: And you've got a little project for the year, that's right. 537 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:36,000 Speaker 4: You'll be able to chep away and of course maybe 538 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,680 Speaker 4: for your tune that you're going to play us next month, 539 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,600 Speaker 4: so track number two off the album. Maybe you can 540 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:45,119 Speaker 4: spend two days see here you go. 541 00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,399 Speaker 5: The great thing is they've got a keyboard now, so 542 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,479 Speaker 5: there's no excuse. 543 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:52,440 Speaker 2: There's no excuse. But I'm sure we'll hear a few. 544 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,040 Speaker 4: There is another text that's coming here as well, and 545 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:57,880 Speaker 4: it's a good question to Jay's play that with his Honker. 546 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:01,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, a good one. 547 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,560 Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy 548 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:06,960 Speaker 1: tune in. 549 00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,800 Speaker 5: We were just discussing whether it is completely and utterly 550 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,320 Speaker 5: disgusting and foul people that allow their dogs to. 551 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,639 Speaker 2: Lick their faces. 552 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,359 Speaker 5: Mogi in particular was disgusted by that sort of behavior. 553 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:24,439 Speaker 4: I'm absolutely disgusted by it. It makes me, honestly, it 554 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,720 Speaker 4: makes my skin crawl when I see when I see 555 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:32,960 Speaker 4: that happening and they've got their tongue, it's disgusting, yes, yeah, 556 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,200 Speaker 4: and honestly, and if it's friends of mine, if it's 557 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,359 Speaker 4: people I know, I actually think less of them as people. 558 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,560 Speaker 2: What do you think the dog? 559 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,640 Speaker 4: The dogs are good, But the dogs are good because 560 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,920 Speaker 4: the dog doesn't know a dog. 561 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, the dogs just doing its thing. Just quickly fellas 562 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:47,399 Speaker 2: a few texts here on three four eight three. Is 563 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,920 Speaker 2: this technically pit chat? I think? Yeah? Yeah, pit chat 564 00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,560 Speaker 2: with Jason Mike. 565 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,160 Speaker 5: I was always just on on the old dogs because 566 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,080 Speaker 5: my dog was on the couch and all that sort 567 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:11,640 Speaker 5: of jazz and. 568 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,920 Speaker 2: Inside Magi inside and inside. 569 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,680 Speaker 5: That was only once yeah she got over excited, dum. 570 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,720 Speaker 5: But I always used to be embarrassed because you know, 571 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:23,480 Speaker 5: on the farm. 572 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,360 Speaker 2: Of course, the dog is a working instrument, especially your dog. 573 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:31,080 Speaker 5: And and like you, keezy, they were always outside. They 574 00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,000 Speaker 5: go and do their job, They get chained up, get 575 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,680 Speaker 5: chucked a few tax biscuits, and. 576 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:35,600 Speaker 2: That's kind of the end of it. 577 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,800 Speaker 3: That makes it sound like I'm always outside and chained 578 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,800 Speaker 3: up and eating dog biscuits the way you said that. 579 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:40,440 Speaker 2: I did it. 580 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,919 Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know what I mean though, farmers and like, 581 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,200 Speaker 5: they don't muck around with dogs there to do a job. 582 00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,000 Speaker 5: Dogs from city folk are a bit softer. 583 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,080 Speaker 2: Dogs are animals. Animals will live outside, do you know 584 00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,040 Speaker 2: what I mean? That's so true, man, Yeah, you think 585 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:53,959 Speaker 2: about that for a second. 586 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Hey, lots of ticks on three four eight 587 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,760 Speaker 3: three people agreeing, people disagreeing. Come on, lads, I'm sure 588 00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,320 Speaker 3: you've all licked worse than a dog's mouth before. My 589 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,400 Speaker 3: pup gives me a little kiss goodbye every day. 590 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:04,800 Speaker 2: Yeah. 591 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,960 Speaker 4: But there's something again, when I'm looking something worse and 592 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,400 Speaker 4: worse than a dog's mouth, there's nothing. It's just there's 593 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,760 Speaker 4: no payoff. Yeah yeah, yeah, and. 594 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,359 Speaker 5: Particularly you know, without getting into the getting too gross 595 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,199 Speaker 5: about it, like we say, they clean themselves with their tongues, 596 00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,880 Speaker 5: the noose, the bullous or whatever they Oh. 597 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,159 Speaker 3: If you getting a flannel, Actually, Jay, you can probably 598 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,000 Speaker 3: do a bit of this, to be honest. You rub 599 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,320 Speaker 3: it all over your downstairs in your undercarriage, and then 600 00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:32,679 Speaker 3: you wipe that on your dog's face or no, you're. 601 00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,679 Speaker 4: Wiping it on your wife for you for example, or 602 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,080 Speaker 4: you're wiping on your own face. 603 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,240 Speaker 2: And it's all good because it's part of part of 604 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,640 Speaker 2: your family. So I'm just going to rub my filth 605 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,360 Speaker 2: all over your face. 606 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,440 Speaker 3: Someone texting here on three three apparently it's their way 607 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,800 Speaker 3: of showing you that they're hungry. So I'm hungry. Here, 608 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,040 Speaker 3: take this ass rag and wipe it on your face. 609 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:50,760 Speaker 3: Can I have some food? 610 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,360 Speaker 2: Please? Am I right in saying? 611 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,400 Speaker 5: And if there's any vets out there listening at the moment, 612 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,880 Speaker 5: texture on three fourths. 613 00:28:55,640 --> 00:29:00,440 Speaker 2: Full word for vetgin. You can do it? 614 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:01,280 Speaker 4: Man? 615 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,560 Speaker 2: What sounded out? Brothers? Use your words? Oh, I tell 616 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:03,800 Speaker 2: you what. 617 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:07,000 Speaker 4: I now know what word I want Jase to say 618 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,120 Speaker 4: during the commentary on a Saturday. 619 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:15,320 Speaker 5: Night, Narian Vitnarian, Yeah, but it suddenly just went weird 620 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 5: in my head. 621 00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:17,600 Speaker 2: But I don't know if this is true or not, 622 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,600 Speaker 2: But I believe there. 623 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:23,680 Speaker 5: Is some antiseptic kind of quality to the saliva. 624 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,560 Speaker 2: Of a dog that works on their own injuries. 625 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,600 Speaker 4: Is possibly true, but I can say the animal experts 626 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,520 Speaker 4: are an agreement on one scientifically proven fact. It is 627 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,480 Speaker 4: highly unsanitory for your dog to lick around your face, eyes, 628 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,880 Speaker 4: and nose. There are multiple infections that can be passed on, 629 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:42,280 Speaker 4: including staff infections. They carry various bacteria in their mouths 630 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:46,040 Speaker 4: that can be beneficial or non effective for their own health. 631 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,120 Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, good, good to know that. Yes, I mean 632 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,600 Speaker 2: for me, it's yeah, you're mad. 633 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 4: And I think we've got somebody here that that may 634 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:57,680 Speaker 4: or may not agree with me anyway, saying something to 635 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,640 Speaker 4: the effect of dogs in your face as the most 636 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:01,720 Speaker 4: discuss same thing in the world. When I see it, 637 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:03,560 Speaker 4: I dry reach. These people need to be put in 638 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,960 Speaker 4: mental asylums. Best wishes, Chris, And I think that's a 639 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:07,800 Speaker 4: final word on it. 640 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,760 Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I think that's a bit of an overreaction. 641 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,520 Speaker 2: Shut it down, Keyzy, all right. 642 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,280 Speaker 1: The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy 643 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,240 Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Holdakey