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Speaker 1: The hold Aki Breakfast. Load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade.

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Speaker 2: Evan Charlton The hold AFTI Breakfast.

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Speaker 3: Welcome along to the Haidache Breakfast, Wines, Saturday, eighth of

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Speaker 3: October twenty twenty five. My name's Jimmy Wells.

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Speaker 1: Has been nice Joet, Good morning, Jerry, Morning, Ruda, Zoey

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Speaker 1: and studio bit breask this morning. How many layers are

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Speaker 1: we talking? We have got three?

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Speaker 3: We got three, We've got three and twelve degrees?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean what, I'm ridiculed. I'm sure you've been

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Speaker 1: keeping abreast of this yeary, but I was watching the

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Speaker 1: news last night. Snow obviously earlier this week, twenty eight

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Speaker 1: forecasts in Hawk's Bay over the next couple of days.

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Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Love it? How good spring? Love spring?

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Speaker 1: Good luck anyway. I always think about travelers who didn't

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Speaker 1: pay attention to the season to showed up here in

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Speaker 1: New Zealand and springs like what is going on?

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Speaker 3: If anyone has ever said to me I'd love to

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Speaker 3: come down to New Zealand, I've always said, do not

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Speaker 3: come in spring.

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Speaker 1: No, okay, I'll mean how ridiculous you'd lose an entire

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Speaker 1: day to a thunderstorm, snowstorm the next that's thirty degrees.

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Speaker 1: You're like, how am I? How I'm supposed to deal

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Speaker 1: with this?

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Speaker 3: Which Lamb's just killed by the millions down the south and.

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Speaker 1: Then cooks for your pleasure.

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Speaker 3: That's right? Yeah. Now, I always said if I was

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Speaker 3: coming to New Zealand, I'd say March, Yeah, early March.

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Speaker 1: You know what, Actually, Jerry, I'm sick of it. Should

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Speaker 1: we get out of here?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: True?

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Speaker 3: Great, idea?

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Speaker 1: Great, I just go somewhere with a more even climate,

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Speaker 1: like Texas or something.

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Speaker 3: Let's have a look. What's Yeah, Texas is quite good

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Speaker 3: this time here. I see they've got the Austin City

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Speaker 3: limits as well. That music festival going.

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Speaker 1: On, all right, But Luke Come's playing there though, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Strokes are playing as well, the Kellers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the Kellers are playing. Yeah, Dodgy, Yeah, she's playing.

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Speaker 3: Hosey is playing. All right, let's go.

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Speaker 4: There, Jerry and Mini the hod Ikey Breakfast.

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Speaker 3: When I is doing something, yes, which is very interesting

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Speaker 3: and something I've never seen anyone do before, and that

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Speaker 3: is to go on to a website I imagine, yes,

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Speaker 3: and look at the in flight entertainment. Yeah, for his

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Speaker 3: long haul flight that he's about to undertake.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for something. There's a certain thing that I'm

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Speaker 1: looking for as well. This is a move that I

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Speaker 1: didn't know existed until my missus told me about it.

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Speaker 1: Because she will go on there and plan out what

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Speaker 1: she wants to watch, make sure that she's got them there.

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Speaker 1: And I think maybe what she's doing is if they

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Speaker 1: don't have it, she'll download it on her phone. I

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Speaker 1: think that's a movie. I like, you didn't know that

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Speaker 1: could even happen, but I had an idea of what

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Speaker 1: I wanted to watch on We're flying to Texas tonight

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Speaker 1: for the Export Ultra Bear Garden Tour of Texas.

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Speaker 3: If you didn't know, if you didn't know Ruder, did

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Speaker 3: you know that Ruder?

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Speaker 5: Well, actually not, because I'm going to be here tomorrow

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Speaker 5: with Ben Hurlen Tony. I'm not going to be in Texas.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to be You don't want to come, but

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Speaker 5: I would love to go.

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Speaker 1: You should sit there.

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Speaker 5: Why why do you say that Gelane hates me?

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Speaker 1: Gelane hates us? But he's still up. But anyway, Yes,

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Speaker 1: so I've gone it. Yeah, you can do this. He's

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Speaker 1: a travel hack for you. You can go ahead and have

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Speaker 1: a look at what movies are on there now. If

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Speaker 1: are going to be on there. Yea great, great time wasted.

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Speaker 1: Another thing is you've seen Lord of the Rings one

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Speaker 3: the Floating Tamba. But there's going to be more hunting

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Speaker 1: Rachie mccaor Dan Carter and anyone else who's had a

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Speaker 3: That is our Homeachey podcast on there, now, that's a

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Speaker 3: great question to me.

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Speaker 1: They did used to be Yeah, they used to be

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Speaker 3: With me as I God help people. I mean, I

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Speaker 5: I'm just imagining you putting yourself through fourteen hours of

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Speaker 3: Wow. We've worked with people before on the show who've

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Speaker 3: spent some time who have been busted looking at listening

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just a real honest raw because you're so emotional

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Speaker 1: when you're in the air as well, there's something about

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Speaker 3: Withlf in some more time with yourself.

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Speaker 1: Just turn your screen off so you're just looking at

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Speaker 1: your own reflection and listening to the sound of your voice.

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Speaker 1: You get to know yourself doing anything worthwhile with my life.

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Speaker 1: At the moment, I was going to watch the prequel

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Speaker 3: Show I imagine that those Star Wars trill that would

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Speaker 3: think I feel like in New Zealan save a little

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Speaker 3: bit of money with their own flight entertainment. Yeah, you

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Speaker 3: is really like there's no six not even I'm not

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Speaker 3: something else which we must talk about later on day,

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Speaker 3: about watching sex scenes with the children, which I did

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you watch because there's some movies where

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Speaker 3: Singapore lines that they don't like that sort of stuff.

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Speaker 3: That don't like that sort of stuff, that sort of.

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Speaker 1: Stuff, And you watch the movie. At the end of it,

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Speaker 1: you're like, what he did? That movie suck. And then

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Speaker 1: It made no sense. I didn't follow any structure at all,

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Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, you missed like massive parts of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the people in Dubai have decided thetis. They decided

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Speaker 3: that to cut out major plot points. Leftunza however basically porn.

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Speaker 1: Oh really yep, been in free with.

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Speaker 3: Entertainment terrible in float service, but entertainment on Emirates?

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Speaker 5: Have they got broke back mountain? Have they got there? Firstly,

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Speaker 3: Read it like in that in that Imiralti world there

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Speaker 3: are no gay people. There are no gay people in

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Speaker 1: The other one if you ever end up on an

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Speaker 1: Emirates flight is once your show finishes, it returns you

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Speaker 1: to the home screen and the home screen plays a

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Speaker 1: propaganda podcast for you. That's like the Shake and his

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Speaker 1: infinite wisdom has decided to build them verdically for flu

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Speaker 1: Beyonce out for the opening of the thing and you

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Speaker 1: because you fall asleep watching your show and then all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden this comes on. You wake up and

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Speaker 1: you're like, praise be yeah, may peace be upon them.

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Speaker 3: It works. They're getting through subconsciously into these people and

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Speaker 3: all of the business ideas and proposals that you can

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Speaker 3: have in Delbay and it's like, what amazing business hub

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Speaker 3: Delbert is bro.

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Speaker 1: We need to be doing that on the New Zealand

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Speaker 1: in New Zealand. Need to get someone on there just

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Speaker 1: and just brainwash it, you know, is a great Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: Sit for Dream widely available over the counterdown Thanks for

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Speaker 1: the great work of David Seymour. That's where we're going

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Speaker 1: wrong as a country.

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Speaker 3: Not enough propaganda. Jerry Mnnight, The hold Ikey Breakfast, The

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Speaker 3: History of Yesterday, Today Tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Timor is one of the members of the Wu Tang Clan.

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Speaker 1: On this day in nineteen forty five, Percy L. Spencer

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Speaker 1: pageants the microwave oven. Spencer was an American engineer and

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Speaker 1: inventor who for Raithie On, a company known for developing

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Speaker 1: Montgomery was probably the last one I can remember.

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Speaker 3: a Percy Montgomery to Percival, I suppose is the longer

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Speaker 1: If you lined up one hundred people and I'd never

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Speaker 1: seen Percy Montgomery before and said one of these guys

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Speaker 1: He was working on something called a magnetron spencer, Percy spencer.

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Speaker 1: his fellingsveller. He began experimenting with other foods. Popcorn kernels

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Speaker 1: nineteen forty seven. It was one point seven meters tall,

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Speaker 1: It weighed three hundred and forty kilos and cost about

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Speaker 1: It was mainly used in restaurants, ships, and hospitals.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's not that far away from the national

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Speaker 3: genius microwave oven that we had the first of one

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Speaker 1: Man, it was berg not much smaller than an actual other.

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Speaker 3: No, nah, No, people used to. I had a friend

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Speaker 3: whose mother and I won't name names, Valderkinson. She used

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Speaker 3: about the microwave. She had the Olison Holst Microwave coopbook.

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Speaker 3: She would cook roast chicken in a microwave. It took

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Speaker 3: five to roast a chicken beautifully. Yeah, and she would

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Speaker 3: whip that sucker into the microwave and a soggy gray

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Speaker 1: Save that ten minutes, mate. You spend so much time

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Speaker 1: at boarding school doing dumb shit, and one of the

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Speaker 6: I turned to this bit of here front facing, feet

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Speaker 6: open torso right at you, open arms, palms to the clouds.

440
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Speaker 6: You're joining the bidding and welcome seven and a half

441
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Speaker 6: on top of the twelve and a half nineteen and

442
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Speaker 6: a half. When I'm turning to a bit of for

443
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Speaker 6: the first time, front facing, open ended, welcome you in

444
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,639
Speaker 6: I'm making it easy for you to connect with me

445
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Speaker 6: and join the play. Welcome a couple of quick bits.

446
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Speaker 6: Welcome you back here. Look at this me right, only

447
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Speaker 6: a three quarter turn or a half turn, two and

448
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Speaker 6: a half, and I lean in two.

449
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Speaker 1: And a half.

450
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,640
Speaker 6: A couple of rapid fire bits from right to left.

451
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Speaker 6: Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.

452
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Speaker 3: Wow. This is a guy, Brent Illicit, and he is

453
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Speaker 3: an auctioneer, and he's teaching tips for auctioneering.

454
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Speaker 1: On how to be an auctioneer.

455
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,680
Speaker 3: Now I'm I'm not interested in being an auctioneer. I've

456
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Speaker 3: never been anuctioneer. I once ran the ponsibly kindergarten auction

457
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Speaker 3: to disastrous effect. Well there's absolute disaster.

458
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Speaker 1: Because you obviously had and watched Brent's videos. That was

459
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Speaker 1: three quarter turn parts of the sky. Welcome them in.

460
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Speaker 3: Welcome Boom. He turns his body and he goes bomb.

461
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Speaker 3: He goes my knee, boom boom. I'm using my arms

462
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Speaker 3: bomb three quarter.

463
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Speaker 1: Maybe a half turn twelve seven and a half will

464
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Speaker 1: do I have nineteen and a half.

465
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Speaker 3: Got another one back here, and I'll welcome you in.

466
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Speaker 1: Not a text, but the top coming on that video.

467
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Speaker 1: Is is this Chris Lily's new character?

468
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Speaker 3: It's like that, Okay, I mean it was really interesting

469
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,959
Speaker 3: to hear about the art form that is auctioneering. It

470
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:21,760
Speaker 3: is an art form.

471
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're trying to drive the price up. Anyone

472
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Speaker 1: who's watched the Block knows the value of a good auctioneer.

473
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,160
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's a performance. And those guys are very good.

474
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:32,199
Speaker 1: And they can fluster people into paying too much, you know,

475
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 1: more than what they wanted to.

476
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:34,080
Speaker 3: Yeah.

477
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Speaker 1: I god, I've never been involved. Have you ever been

478
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 1: involved in an auction before?

479
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:38,919
Speaker 3: Yep? Have you?

480
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,480
Speaker 1: Did you buy your house through auction?

481
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:42,440
Speaker 3: I have bought a house at auction?

482
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Speaker 1: Oh that seems way too stressful for me. I'm very

483
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Speaker 1: much like I know. In fact, I'm sure he won't

484
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 1: mind missaing this. But g Lane has an auction strategy,

485
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:53,640
Speaker 1: which is, go and make the highest bed you're comfortable

486
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 1: with making him then just leave. So he just walk

487
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Speaker 1: in his I'll pay one hundred dollars for this thing,

488
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,920
Speaker 1: and the guy's like one ten. He's like, I'm out, Well,

489
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 1: it's the betting open at five dollars. Is like, this

490
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 1: is how much I'm prepared to pay for this thing.

491
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Speaker 3: It's an only weird thing. I mean, because you are

492
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Speaker 3: talking about the largest investment probably that you're ever make

493
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Speaker 3: in your life.

494
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Speaker 1: I know, I don't want to make that decision in

495
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Speaker 1: the room.

496
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Speaker 3: That's a crazy thing. I mean, the thing that the

497
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Speaker 3: people sit around in mull over decisions of like two

498
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Speaker 3: hundred dollars, three hundred dollars, and the thing hard about that. Yeah,

499
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Speaker 3: and yet you are making an instant The most frustrating

500
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Speaker 3: thing I found is that it was it was me

501
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 3: and two other people who are bidding for this house,

502
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,360
Speaker 3: and I was leading the bed, and then these other

503
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 3: people were floundering and I had them. I had them

504
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,199
Speaker 3: on the road, I had them on the ropes and

505
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Speaker 3: the bloody auctioneer and that situation goes, Look, do you

506
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 3: guys need some time to go away and think about it? No,

507
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:42,040
Speaker 3: they don't. No, keep the pressure from how an auction works.

508
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 3: Three quarter term boom bom bom bomb bomb, don't welcome

509
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Speaker 3: anyone new.

510
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Speaker 1: And this is how this works. I've got one little

511
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Speaker 1: algo song if we got time for it. This has

512
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Speaker 1: just been I don't know why this had my algo

513
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Speaker 1: and it got stuck in my head.

514
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Speaker 7: In Australia or no, I never stop his car, always car,

515
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Speaker 7: a little deer, a door, a door, come hunt, Biden's dad,

516
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,920
Speaker 7: charm with my brother.

517
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Speaker 8: That's my friend.

518
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,959
Speaker 3: Australian American car.

519
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Speaker 8: Gott a quiver of the arrows in my bar, in

520
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Speaker 8: my bar, you know, talking about the toomb I got

521
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:29,400
Speaker 8: far in the garden with the two Kings. Hard hard hard,

522
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:35,119
Speaker 8: really like Santa Claus. Horror, horror, l I got a

523
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Speaker 8: mark more.

524
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Speaker 1: For the rest of the time, you're just gonna say,

525
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Speaker 1: I've been, it's been gone. I've been working on the house.

526
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Speaker 3: That's really good or.

527
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Speaker 1: More very Australian.

528
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's super interesting.

529
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Speaker 4: Jerry and LENI the hold Icky.

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Speaker 1: Breakfast in the groceries today, Jerry, and you know, I

531
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 1: love to make a radio segment out of anytime I

532
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 1: go and do the groceries.

533
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Speaker 2: You know.

534
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: Sometimes well, actually one of my favorite things are going

535
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 1: overseas is actually going into the supermarket and seeing the

536
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 1: weird stuff that they've got in there. Sometimes in New Zealand,

537
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,359
Speaker 1: the weird stuff comes to you and it's in the

538
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 1: in the international aisle and your groceries there. Oh yeah,

539
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,439
Speaker 1: and I found something yesterday that immediately made me think

540
00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 1: of you, and next she'll grab it for you. Now,

541
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 1: I think it combines two of your favorite favorite things.

542
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 1: I know you love milk beverages, don't you.

543
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Speaker 3: Ah, So did you say you're in the international aisle

544
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Speaker 3: and you've actually purchased this thing for mees ahoul.

545
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Speaker 1: It's two of your favorite things, so thoughtful, and I

546
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Speaker 1: know one of them is milk beverages.

547
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Speaker 5: Okay, oh can.

548
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 1: Okay, Jerry, what's the name of that?

549
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 3: So that's interesting you thought of me when you look

550
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 3: at this. When I especially, it's got a picture, a

551
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:55,360
Speaker 3: cartoon picture of a of a person worth dark here

552
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 3: bag giant eyes, looks sort of in the in the

553
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Speaker 3: in the Asian style, I would say, maybe in the

554
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:06,159
Speaker 3: sort of a Chinese cartoon character person kid. And then

555
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 3: it says on the side hot kid, milk beverage. So

556
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Speaker 3: my favorite two things, what are you saying are kids?

557
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 3: Hot kids and milk.

558
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,160
Speaker 1: And milk beverages. I just know it combined. By when

559
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Speaker 1: I saw this, I was like, how have they how

560
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 1: could they possibly have this on the shelves and it

561
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: says hot kid milk beverage. Do you think maybe it

562
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 1: was lost in translation and it's supposed to be a

563
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: hot milk beverage for kids must be because I walk

564
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 1: fast there at the gray line countdown and was like, no,

565
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 1: hot kid milk beverage? Is it a milk beverage for

566
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: hot kids? Are they using hot kids to advertise the

567
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,880
Speaker 1: milk beverage? Why is the milk in a can?

568
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 3: Good news?

569
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Speaker 6: Is it?

570
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 3: Taalal so? And then it says want I want want

571
00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 3: hot kid milk beverage?

572
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 5: Dan, hang on, are there any instructions on it, as

573
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 5: you know, as it's supposed to be served?

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Speaker 3: Well, that's what I can't because it's in it's a mandarino.

575
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 3: Is there any anyone got Google translation? Yeah, you whack

576
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 3: that on there and just have a look at it.

577
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 3: Say what else? See what else it says on there?

578
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 3: It's quite a lot of it's quite a lot of

579
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 3: instructional under run by the looks of it. I was just,

580
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 3: do I do I google this?

581
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 5: No?

582
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: I don't think I do google hot kid milk bevery

583
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 1: I'm going to I'm not on the work computer.

584
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,439
Speaker 3: No, okay, what's it coming up?

585
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:37,199
Speaker 5: As it keeps telling me it's Spanish, that is not correct.

586
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 1: It's telling me it's.

587
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 3: Definitely not Spanish looks to me to be a Mandarin.

588
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 3: It might be Cantonese.

589
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 5: Getting confused because there's more than one language on it.

590
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Speaker 5: What there's more than modeling, talks about Australian, talks about

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Speaker 5: New Zealand, importing. I'm not going to be able made

592
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 5: in China. Yeah, I'm not going to be able to.

593
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Speaker 1: Great text on three four three?

594
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 3: Is it goat milk?

595
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: Because that explain why.

596
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 5: I'm googling it.

597
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 3: This is oh my god, I don't know many easily.

598
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, it's probably not the worst

599
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 3: thing that you've googled in recent times.

600
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 5: But I still want Want hot.

601
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 3: It's by Want one. It's a brand. Everyone knows the

602
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 3: brand Want Want.

603
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 1: We all know what one but hot head milk beverage.

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00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 3: Okay, well, what have we got read of anything? It's

605
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 3: all in. It's all in.

606
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 1: Someone else said Google lens.

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00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 3: I gotta try it. I think it's a yeah, I

608
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 3: gotta try. I mean, as you said, meant to be

609
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 3: served hot, I.

610
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: Don't know, is it meant to be served cold? That

611
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 1: has not been in the fridge?

612
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 5: So it's a can Okay, It's got a milk like

613
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 5: flavoring and it's cooled that because it's hot in most

614
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 5: Asian countries as only.

615
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 1: As in popular hot.

616
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 5: No like warm?

617
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 1: Are you okay? But well then how do you hate

618
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 1: it up?

619
00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 3: Though?

620
00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: Because it's in a can.

621
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's not as a brown color.

622
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: Oh oh, smellow, did you shake it first?

623
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 3: It's smell. I did shake it first. It smells like

624
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 3: it smells like what our milk smells like about a

625
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 3: month after it's expired.

626
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 1: Okay, so it is milk.

627
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 3: No, it's not busy. Here we go. This is the

628
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 3: hot kid Milk beverage from Want Want Drink Beverages. That

629
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 3: is absolutely disgusting. It's like condensed milk. It's sweet. It's

630
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 3: so sugary. Actually, you know what, it tastes a little

631
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 3: bit like what breast milk? Ah, it tastes like breast milk.

632
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why it's it's breast milk? Is it from children?

633
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 3: It's not like sixteen year old breast milk Wednesday morning?

634
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 3: Everything is fine, it's jesuine the bonner from six to nine.

635
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 3: That's you shouldn't have played that.

636
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 6: That.

637
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 3: I want that's that tastes a lot like breast milk.

638
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to take your word for it, man,

639
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: I don't really want to try that.

640
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 3: So Chelsey hasn't been doing weird things, not telling me

641
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 3: about it, milking yourself ash not again.

642
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: It's on six on three four o three.

643
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 3: I want one?

644
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: Is WILLI wan because Asian cousin.

645
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that stuff. Look, that's not going to take off

646
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 3: in New Zealand. I can tell you that. Oh my god,

647
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 3: you gotta try something.

648
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: No, I don't try something.

649
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 3: You try something, Try something, tries up, tries up.

650
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 4: Jerry and Mini the hold ikey breakfast.

651
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 2: Cherry up, never get a lemon?

652
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, down, we're reckon in six sil nine on for dark.

653
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 3: That is Row the Guyino doing an amazing recks Yeah powerful,

654
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 3: powerful wrest Castle there. Yeah, you think you've seen us

655
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,080
Speaker 3: in a sting. I just hid to the iHeart Radio

656
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 3: aptpress a little microphone eyeicon. You can send that in

657
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 3: the ruder will put it to music.

658
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: And at least up until now, I've still never been

659
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: let down by Rotherguyner. Just before seven o'clock, Jerry, you

660
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Speaker 1: tried hot Milk Hot kid milk beverage that I found

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Speaker 1: at the Grayland countdown yesterday in Auckland. It was in

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Speaker 1: the International section. I assume it's a poor translation. It's

663
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Speaker 1: not goat milk. As far as we can tell.

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Speaker 3: It's from Want Want Beverages, and everybody knows Want Want Beverages. Yeah,

665
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Speaker 3: the famous beverage company out of Shanghai.

666
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it is literally there's a picture of a

667
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Speaker 1: kid on a red can and it's called Hot Kid

668
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Speaker 1: Yeap milk beverage.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 1: We tried it. I cannot get the taste out of

671
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Speaker 1: my mouth. It's a weird milky. I don't know if

672
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: you've ever tried rice milk. It kind of tastes like that.

673
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:48,800
Speaker 3: It's got a bit of that. And the other thing

674
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 3: was that it's room temperature.

675
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: Which is disgusting. Yeah, but I didn't know whether it

676
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: was supposed to be hot or cold. So I lift

677
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: it in the middle. I shook it up for you.

678
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: I dropped it when I brought it in this morning.

679
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: You said that it tastes a little bit like Tulsi's

681
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 1: breast milk, and Peters Tixson on three four eight three

682
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: can confirm it tastes like Toulsi's breast milk.

683
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's obviously tasted Tulsy's breast milk as well

684
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 3: and tasted the Hot Milk beverage. And there's not many

685
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Speaker 3: people out there that have done both of those things.

686
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Speaker 5: Hot Kid don't only make milk beverages. They make something

687
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 5: called ball cake, bald cake, no ball ball cake or

688
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 5: honey flavored ball cake and milk flavored ball cap.

689
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Speaker 3: I see what they're up to at One one. I

690
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 3: know the people at one Win. I know the type

691
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 3: of people they are hiding in plain sight.

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Speaker 1: Huge hour of radio coming up. I know we say

693
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Speaker 1: that every morning, but today that's true. The Hidacky Breakfast Masterm.

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Speaker 1: I'm back before eight o'clock. Women's Space Wednesday is a

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Speaker 1: Star Wars edition Today. Up next, long haul flight strategies.

696
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Speaker 1: How do you play it?

697
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 4: Jerry in the Night the Hodarchy Breakfast.

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Speaker 1: We're talking long haul flight strategies today on the show. Jerry,

699
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: We've got a long haul flight and I promise we

700
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: won't go on about it after this, but for the

701
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: next ten minutes to be with us. What are the

702
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: strategies for getting through a long haul flight? And I

703
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: feel like everyone's got their own difference strategies, like, for example,

704
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: some people swear against drinking on a long haul fly. Yes,

705
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: they think that when you wake up after a drinking

706
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: session on a long haul flight and you hungover, that

707
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: that's a fate worse than death. I don't have I'm

708
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: not of that opinion. And I also think that one

709
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 1: of the best ways to get over jet lag and

710
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 1: the time difference is to get pretty heavily on the

711
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 1: beers and then you wake up the next morning and

712
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: are you hungover? Are you jet lagged? Who knows? You

713
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 1: could be either.

714
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, that an interesting mix though, when you go with

715
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 3: the sleeping this is the other thing. Sleeping pills are

716
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 3: not just sleeping well, this is the thing.

717
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: I've done it once where the doctor prescribed me some

718
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: sleeping pills and it was one of those seventeen hour suckers.

719
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Speaker 1: When I got on the plane, I was booked in

720
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Speaker 1: on the window seat. There was an old lady sitting

721
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: in the window seat that was actually my seat. When

722
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,320
Speaker 1: I went to sit down and I said to her

723
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: and I showed my app I said, oh, you're sitting

724
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: in my seat. I'm booked in on the window seat.

725
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 1: She responded to me in a different language that I

726
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: didn't speak, and basically was just saying, no, I'm sitting

727
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: here next to the window.

728
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Speaker 3: I don't know.

729
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: I thought, maybe she's explaining I get anxious, so I

730
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 1: need to sit by the window. Whatever. I was like, okay, whatever,

731
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: I'm just going to sit in the middle seat. I

732
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 1: sit in the middle seat. I popped two sleeping pearls

733
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Speaker 1: and I am out. The next thing I realized is

734
00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: I'm being shaken awake as we're landing at the end

735
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Speaker 1: of the seventeen hour flight, and I have slipped almost

736
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Speaker 1: the entire time.

737
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Speaker 3: That's a great result.

738
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Speaker 1: I think we were about an hour or two into

739
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Speaker 1: it when I went to sleep.

740
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 3: That's one of a great results.

741
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Speaker 1: I felt amazing. I mean, I felt horrible as soon

742
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,479
Speaker 1: as I woke up. But then eventually I came right

743
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: the lady to my So the lady sitting next to

744
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: the window was on my right, lady's on my lift.

745
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: She was a kiwi and I was like, are we landing.

746
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, You've slipped the entire time.

747
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 3: We tried to wake you up like four times. We

748
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 3: couldn't do it.

749
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: The old lady next to you had to climb over

750
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: you like five times to go to the bathroom throughout

751
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: the thing.

752
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 3: And I was like, that is what you get. Yeah,

753
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 3: we totally for stealing my seat.

754
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 1: You now have to climb over my lifeless corpse five

755
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: times because she wudn't had the strongest bladder. Let's be honest.

756
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 3: Oh, I can imagine you would have had a good

757
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 3: snore on too. Oh yeah, you would have had a

758
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 3: good snore on.

759
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:09,359
Speaker 1: But that's the problem. That's why I don't like those

760
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 1: sleeping pills, because you are like not quite asleep, not

761
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: quite awake. You know, you can peel someone's eyes open

762
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: with that stuff.

763
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 3: It was not really asleep. You've just knocked yourself out.

764
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 3: You've drugged yourself. Yeah, the idea that I had some

765
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 3: zumers in a wonderful sleep. No, no, no, you just

766
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,439
Speaker 3: you just drugged yourself. You know, I'm not sure about

767
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 3: sleeping I didn't have the sleeping pels. I don't go

768
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 3: with the sleeping pearls because for me, oftentimes I have

769
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,280
Speaker 3: the sleeping pells and then I have like three hours

770
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Speaker 3: really good, well not really good, knock myself out for

771
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 3: three hours, and then I will somehow have a thought

772
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,879
Speaker 3: and that thing, and then I'll wake up and I'll

773
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 3: be in that sleeping pill kind of anger, and I

774
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 3: get into a kind of a bit of a weird zone. Also,

775
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 3: I've flown with other people who have overdone the sleeping pearls.

776
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 3: A friend of mine and I flew back from Europe

777
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 3: somewhere or something like that, and he over did it.

778
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,720
Speaker 3: And at the takeoff he was looking a bit woozy

779
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 3: even getting onto the plane, because he'd had them in

780
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 3: the in the lounge beforehand. And then he was and

781
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 3: he was looking for something in his bag and we

782
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 3: hadn't taken off yet, and he was looking down to

783
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 3: the to the left, and I thought, God, he's taking

784
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 3: a long time to find that thing in his bag.

785
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 3: And he just kept looking in his bag, keep looking

786
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 3: in his bag. We took off, he was still looking

787
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 3: in his bag. He looked in his bag. He'd fallen

788
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 3: asleep looking into his bag, and he did exactly what

789
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 3: you did, BENI. He didn't wake up until we touched down. Yeah,

790
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 3: he completely knocked himself out.

791
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: It's like time travel. When you do that, you just

792
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: blink and you're in a different part of the world.

793
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,800
Speaker 1: Kind of weird, yeah, but you feel awful after that.

794
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 1: Texture On three four hight through, Jerry gets stuck into

795
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 1: passengers with a lot of PDA.

796
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 3: So watch up, min I that's a good point. Well,

797
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 3: look I I have and actually I think we will

798
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 3: be flying with one particular passenger who I've joined the

799
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 3: mile high club with. What But that's a different sight,

800
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 3: different story. Joe jurry Well tells he's coming.

801
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: Give a text three four o three? What are your

802
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,720
Speaker 1: long haul flight strategies? Is it PDA? Is it flying

803
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:05,720
Speaker 1: with Jerry's messes?

804
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 3: Falling asleep?

805
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: Looking into your bag?

806
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 3: Sleeping pills? What's you?

807
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,839
Speaker 1: What are your what are your hacks for long term flight?

808
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll share my clothing strategy up next. It's very

809
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 3: important what you're wearing, particularly downstairs.

810
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 4: Jerry and Midnight the Hodiarchy Breakfast.

811
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 3: We're talking about long haul flight strategies.

812
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: We're talking about whether you take sleeping pills or not.

813
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: Just off ere. I was agreeing with this text around

814
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,959
Speaker 1: three four eight three who said, a jugging a half

815
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: of Hazy in the airport and you'll be asleep before

816
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 1: the safety briefing. I don't mind that, but the getting

817
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 1: on the crafties man, that'll give you crooked guts. And

818
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: there's something about being in the air that makes it

819
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: feel like your guts are expanding, you know what I mean,

820
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: Like you get so gassy on those flights.

821
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 3: I would say too rich as well the parrot dogs.

822
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 3: You don't want anything rich. And you know, in conjunction

823
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 3: with that, I would say no pork, no pork, no pork, pork,

824
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 3: no beef. Don't eatoo, be very careful with the beef.

825
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: The beef. Did a number of men g lane last year?

826
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 3: My god, did it well? I was sitting behind you.

827
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 3: Boy did it ever?

828
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

829
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 3: That was floating, That was floating back whatever you were

830
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 3: putting out. It was heavy in the air too, I'd say, yeah,

831
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 3: it wasn't breaking down at altitude. Sometimes that stuff that

832
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 3: you're emitting at your back passage doesn't break down like

833
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 3: it should.

834
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: Well, it condenses and in the pressurized cabin it can

835
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: contend to waft a little bit.

836
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 3: It's a bit like the hot Kid milk beverage.

837
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: It's a lot like the hot In fact, that's probably

838
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: terrible prep for for a long half flight. Texta on

839
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 1: three four eight three from Gibbo. Hey boys, pulling all

840
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 1: night of the night before. If it's a real big flight,

841
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: just go back to back now, Gibbo, go hard, no,

842
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 1: Gibbo Gibbo, reckons go hard, Gibbo.

843
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 3: I've made that mistake multiple times. Actually, I've made that mistake,

844
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 3: and once upon a time I did go with that strategy.

845
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:53,439
Speaker 3: There is nothing worse than sitting on a long haul flight,

846
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 3: especially if you're if you're you know, if you got

847
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 3: if it's a full flight, yep, and you're down the

848
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 3: back of the plane and you're crammed restricted, and you've

849
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 3: got the slight bit of anxiety going on, and you

850
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 3: actually want to get out and experience some sort of

851
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 3: fresh air, a little bit of space, and there's nothing

852
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 3: worse the being hungover, being hungover in that situation. It's

853
00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 3: because when.

854
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 1: I'm hungover, all I'm doing is sitting down in the

855
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: same spot for hours and watching movies, which is all

856
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,280
Speaker 1: you're doing on a plane anyway, because you just want.

857
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,799
Speaker 3: To stretch out a bit. You know, if you can

858
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 3: stretch out, that's fine. This person here, My hack for

859
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 3: a long haul flight is to take a spare pair

860
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,439
Speaker 3: of gruts and a plastic bag.

861
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: Hard to find that these days.

862
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 3: So change your underwear at the halfway point and use

863
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 3: the plastic bag for your old pier or just put

864
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 3: them on the armrest. That's a great hack.

865
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: I was going to I was going to suggest that

866
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: put them on the arm rest if you're sitting in

867
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 1: the middle, then you'll get all the room you need.

868
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 3: That's quite good.

869
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: Actually, have you ever seen the hack online with a

870
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,760
Speaker 1: say you're flying with your partner or someone else's partner,

871
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: and you know there's three seats, then four, then three

872
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: you book out the window and the aisle seats, so

873
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: there's one seat in between you and your partner, so

874
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: that when people go to book the seat, they don't

875
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,439
Speaker 1: want to just sit in the middle between two people,

876
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: so chances are they won't book it. And so then

877
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: you and your partner get all three seats you out

878
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: and if worst case, if they do, just go sorry,

879
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: that's there's my wife here. Can we swap seats?

880
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 3: Yeah? You know, no, that's not bad.

881
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: That's a good idea.

882
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 3: What about this from Ashley raw DOGGT No sleep, no food,

883
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 3: no entertainment, just drinks and hitting on their hostesses. That's

884
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 3: not going to win it at twenty twenty five, I

885
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 3: would say you've got to think as well about the

886
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 3: clothing strategies that you go One. I say natural fibers

887
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 3: be very very careful about hemp. Great, your cottons, your linens,

888
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 3: your marina, your animals, your marina, your cashmeres, our packer,

889
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:58,280
Speaker 3: your bamboo mo here, mo here, even anything, angorra Angora,

890
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 3: chuck it in yourselves, Angora moha your silks. Yeah, right,

891
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 3: very very good. So you're gonna saturn no, no, no,

892
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 3: and definitely not satin box of shorts. Okay that I

893
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 3: would avoid satin box of shorts with a denim absolute disaster.

894
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 3: Long hauld you are going that's kind of rot out

895
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,680
Speaker 3: by the time you get this sixteen seventeen hours.

896
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: I want to have to get changed.

897
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,959
Speaker 3: It's going to be shredded by the time you arrive.

898
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: Let you changed. That's what I was because I was

899
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,920
Speaker 1: thinking of low riding a pair of baggy denim shorts

900
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: over the my satin boxes.

901
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 3: No, you're going to be moister than a Louisiana swamp

902
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 3: by the time you arrive in Oyster.

903
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,360
Speaker 1: I yeah. I dress for comfort one hundred percent. Whenever

904
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,759
Speaker 1: you see someone, it's generally older people that get onto

905
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 1: a flight and they are in jeans and like boots

906
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:40,919
Speaker 1: or something.

907
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 3: You a sally jacket? Do you know you look like

908
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 3: you're looking for an.

909
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: Upgrade fifteen hours. Yeah, it's ridiculous. My friends and I

910
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: complete hard resets every time we change time zones. The

911
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: idea being that you go out early, get blackout, drunk,

912
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,759
Speaker 1: pass out ideally before ten pm. Sure fire away to

913
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,759
Speaker 1: get a full night's wrist. If you wake up in

914
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,320
Speaker 1: a pool of your own, you know your reset.

915
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 3: No, that's not that's not bad.

916
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 4: Jerry and Mini the Hodachy Breakfast.

917
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 3: While back we ran a six monthly review of the

918
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 3: Hidacke Breakfast. One of the work ons that came back

919
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 3: was more women's content.

920
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 1: That's right, And to that end, we brought around women's

921
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 1: space Wednesday, because of course a cornerstone of wacky commercial

922
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: radio is alliteration, so it had to happen on a Wednesday.

923
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 1: And the first point of order was that it was

924
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 1: brought to my attention that women could not make machine

925
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: gun noises with their mouths, and we tested that, and

926
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: what we actually found was that native English speaking women can't,

927
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: but Spanish speaking women can because of the rold ours.

928
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:42,279
Speaker 3: Yes.

929
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: Then the next week we decided to test whether women

930
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: could make car noises with their mouths. This segment has

931
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: quickly evolved into things women can't do it. I just

932
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: want to say that was never the intention. But someone

933
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: did text in last week and said can we do

934
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 1: walky noises the week?

935
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 3: And I absolutely we Can's okay? The question yes more?

936
00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 3: Really what can women? What can and can't women do?

937
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:08,479
Speaker 3: I just can they make walking noises?

938
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 1: So I give us called eight hundred had oh eight

939
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,399
Speaker 1: one hundred four to seven five, make your best walking

940
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: noise and we'll guess your gender.

941
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 3: Yes, see if you're a man or a woman. We

942
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:18,440
Speaker 3: currently have four people on the line ready to go.

943
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 3: Don't know whether they are men or women. Don't even

944
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 3: know their names, so we will go call the number one.

945
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 3: If you can hear me now you are alive on air.

946
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,839
Speaker 3: Could you make your walking noise please, and I'll guess

947
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 3: whether you're a man or a woman. That's a good walkie.

948
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,320
Speaker 3: That's a man. Reveal yourself.

949
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: Caller one, powerful walking noise by the way, that's great.

950
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 3: That was really good. Okay, well done. Caller number two.

951
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 3: Would you like to do your walkie noise for us now? Please?

952
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: Oh that one's like that. That sounds a little bit

953
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 1: like a landline ringtme.

954
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,879
Speaker 3: Could you do your noise again? Please?

955
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 9: Oh?

956
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 3: The in part sounds feminine, but I think that's it.

957
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 3: I think that's a I think that's a male. Reveal yourself,

958
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 3: call it too dred percent so far.

959
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 1: I think he was trying to throw you off the

960
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: synth there at that one.

961
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 3: All right, call the number three your walking noise please?

962
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 1: This is that sort of sounded like when che was

963
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 1: in the trash compactor and was trying trying to wedge

964
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: a bar in there to stop it from closing on them.

965
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: One more time, please, it's getting better.

966
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 3: It's a man. Reveal yourself. Yeah, okay, so one hundred

967
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 3: percent so far, all right, calling number four your walking

968
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:12,760
Speaker 3: noise please, Hello, that's a man. You're a man. Reveal yourself.

969
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay.

970
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 3: So what we're proven here is that women are not

971
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 3: prepared to ring up and make walking noise. That's right.

972
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 3: It's not that it's not that they can't or couldn't.

973
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: It's that they don't see any value in perfecting their

974
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,360
Speaker 1: walkie noise and then ringing up and humiliating themselves in

975
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 1: a radio station. But men do.

976
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 3: Yeah.

977
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 1: I think that's what we've learned.

978
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 3: That's another successful incarnation of women's face windness.

979
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 1: And one other thing I've learned is.

980
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 4: Jerry and Mini the Hodikey Breakfast.

981
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 3: Hardikey Breakfast Mastermind.

982
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: Yesterday's master minotopical is Moons and Henry from Wanaka, who

983
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 1: works in logistics and does not like cheese. Ironic, he

984
00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 1: didn't know a bit about moons anyone. So today we're

985
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: actually fifty dollars to give away. And since we've been

986
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: talking at nauseam about long haul flight strategies, today's Mastermind

987
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: topic is earlines morning.

988
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 3: Jared, how are you this morning?

989
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 9: Yeah?

990
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 3: Good?

991
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 2: Thanks Jerry, how are you going good?

992
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 3: You're a large animal vet, Jared, that's great. Which large

993
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 3: animals are the best? And which large animals are the

994
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 3: worst to work on?

995
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 9: Best?

996
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 2: I've got to say derk Owes, I'm a hang out

997
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 2: the back end of the Dirk house. They're gonna say,

998
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 2: Derek ouse worst probably. I know I might know a

999
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 2: bit about this, but how packers are but neg to

1000
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 2: deal with.

1001
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 3: It's the worst of all worlds.

1002
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: I mean, they spit, they kick, they bite, and also

1003
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:40,359
Speaker 1: I feel like Jared am I right in saying their

1004
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: owners are probably the hardest to deal with as well.

1005
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 11: Yeah, there'll be up there.

1006
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 3: What about an Ostrich? I heard Ostrich.

1007
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 2: No I can't.

1008
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 11: I've ever touched.

1009
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,440
Speaker 3: Okay, don't get any of those bloody things, all right, Jared,

1010
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 3: here's the way it works.

1011
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 1: Another thing, No money in our packers, you know, so

1012
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: why what do they even have? No money in our

1013
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: pack No money. No one's buying the fleece. It's not well,

1014
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 1: there's no lenlin in it, thanks Jerry.

1015
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:09,359
Speaker 5: Oh okay, any meat, no, no, mate, they'll lean.

1016
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 3: What's the point of an our pack What is the

1017
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 3: point of it, Jared?

1018
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: What's the point of an ol packer?

1019
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 2: I think people just kip them as pits, now, don't they.

1020
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Show animals. They'll show them, they'll breed them.

1021
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 1: But no one's making a dollar off them except for Jared.

1022
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,879
Speaker 3: What's the deal with lama's and our packers. There's something

1023
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 3: about the years if something. If it bananas at.

1024
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: Bananas, yes, but some our packers can have banana shaped

1025
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: ears as well. It's a little mislead. It's the size.

1026
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: If you saw them beside each other, like if you're

1027
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: carrying your bags up to much, you pachu, that's a lama.

1028
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 3: Okay.

1029
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: If it's just a short if it looks like a

1030
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: stretched out sheep. That's an our packet.

1031
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, good to know. Forty five seconds, Jared, you're

1032
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 3: gonna have forty five seconds. We're gonna ask you five questions.

1033
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 3: You can pass it any time. You're gonna pass past quickly.

1034
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 3: If we stuff it up, you win. Sound good.

1035
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 1: Pseudo ruminates too, the our packers, aren't they?

1036
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 3: Jared?

1037
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 9: Yah?

1038
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 11: That's great.

1039
00:46:58,480 --> 00:46:59,399
Speaker 1: So it's three chambers as.

1040
00:46:59,320 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 3: Opposed to four.

1041
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 4: Ye?

1042
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 3: All right, you too? Do you want to get a

1043
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 3: room a couple of olpackers. Emirates Airline is based in

1044
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 3: what city? Jarrett, goodbye? Correct? Which airline has the slogan

1045
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:18,399
Speaker 3: fly the Friendly Skies? No? And which country is Jet

1046
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 3: Blue Airways based.

1047
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 4: Ye?

1048
00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 3: Blue America, Yes, Cathe Pacific is based in which Special

1049
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 3: Administrative Region of China.

1050
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 2: Hong Kong?

1051
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 3: Correct? Just like that, easy for you, easy fly the

1052
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 3: Friendly sy lot of crap that is from United Airlines.

1053
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 3: That's one of those things that they've found out that

1054
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,320
Speaker 3: everybody thinks United is unfriendly, and then they've gone with

1055
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 3: the reverse. It's a little bit like Hamilton more than

1056
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 3: you'd expect. You know, there's really nothing going on there.

1057
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 3: Runs more than your great work.

1058
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 1: Jared, You want to hear the last one. See if

1059
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: you would have got it here? Go on you Mage

1060
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:08,280
Speaker 1: three seventy was an international passenger flight operated by Witch Earline.

1061
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: Great stuff, Jared, do you think you can do as

1062
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,240
Speaker 1: well as Jared? Make sure you give us a call tomorrow,

1063
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: and by us, I mean someone else, because we won't be.

1064
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:24,720
Speaker 4: Here Jerry in the night the Hordarkey Breakfast.

1065
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:27,800
Speaker 3: Do we say that we're going to Austin, Texas? Today?

1066
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 3: Did anyone mention that? Have we mentioned that today?

1067
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,719
Speaker 1: Keep that one pretty close to their chest there, Jered, geez.

1068
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 3: I'm the Export Ultra Beer Garden tur To Texas.

1069
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: You're a bit more open than that.

1070
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 3: Man.

1071
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: You've just been hiding this kind of stuff. This is

1072
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: killing ruder, I can tell.

1073
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 5: Look, I'm just glad you guys are taking winners because

1074
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 5: it was just you going on in a massive work

1075
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 5: junket with g Lane and Joe.

1076
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 3: Jerry.

1077
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd probably feel worse, but at least you're taking

1078
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,040
Speaker 5: someone nowny one as you got taking a bunch of winners.

1079
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 3: We're taken two from Hodaching, Yeah, and we're taking two

1080
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 3: from the acc yep. And then I think there's eight

1081
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 3: others from Export ultrap that have won the one the

1082
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:04,439
Speaker 3: chance to come.

1083
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: With us, either by buying in store or buying in

1084
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:07,759
Speaker 1: bars and things like that.

1085
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 3: So twelve people in total, that's right. I think that

1086
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,399
Speaker 3: they could have found another ticket for you somewhere there.

1087
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 5: Back at home. I'll keep the fires burning nowhere.

1088
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: There was that one person that pulled out, but we

1089
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,359
Speaker 1: were like, we'll just we'll just leave that seat em there.

1090
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you guys are paying for your own way, right,

1091
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 5: you're paying.

1092
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 3: For yourself Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll pay for everything for sure.

1093
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,479
Speaker 1: Hey, if you want to win an eight thousand dollars

1094
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,839
Speaker 1: diamond engagement ring, texts of diamonds on restman will tell

1095
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: you how you can do that before eight o'clock. Get that,

1096
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: I've hit a couple of those already, plus one hundred

1097
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: dollars up for grabsport.

1098
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 5: Neither quite eight thousand dollars, but together eight thousand dollars.

1099
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: Dinner alive before eight o'clock as well. But coming up

1100
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,800
Speaker 1: the next Jerry's theories. We ask you a question you

1101
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: had to try and pick Jerry's answer. I promise it

1102
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,399
Speaker 1: won't be related to the Triple Guard.

1103
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:07,440
Speaker 12: We give Jeremy Wills a question he has to come

1104
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 12: up with an answer and a reason why. You have

1105
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:13,880
Speaker 12: to figure out what answer he would come up with,

1106
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 12: and a reason why. If you're closest, you win.

1107
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: It's time for Jerry's theory, yet another segment that's more

1108
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: admin than content. So far, we have had in what

1109
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: year does Jerry think the first backflip was performed? He

1110
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: thought around fifteen thirty five by Court Jester. We have

1111
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 1: had much, to the dismay of my mother. How many

1112
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 1: sexual partners does Jerry thinkman I has had? He thought eleven.

1113
00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: And the answer, the actual answer not that it matters

1114
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 1: saving himself for marriage. What percentage of the population does

1115
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: Jerry think have joined the mile high club? He thought

1116
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 1: less than one percent this week. It is vaguely adjacent

1117
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 1: to our flight, and it is something that I know

1118
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: you've spent a bit of.

1119
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,359
Speaker 3: Time thinking about, so I know you've got a good

1120
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 3: answer about.

1121
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 1: This this week. How many kilograms of farts are released

1122
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 1: on a twelve hour long haul flight. Yeah, that's right,

1123
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,799
Speaker 1: And I guess the first question straight off the rip

1124
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 1: is do farts weigh anything?

1125
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 3: Are fats? And I can tell you farts do weigh something.

1126
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: So yeah, among other things, this morning. How much does

1127
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 1: a fart weak typical fart weighs a tiny amount, averaging

1128
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 1: around zero point zero five grams, but ranging all the

1129
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: way up to zero point three to.

1130
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 3: Nine grad that's a dense fart. Weello point three nine grams.

1131
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 3: I reckon as you released on that last flight to

1132
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 3: do By. Now that's seventeen hours right Auckland do Buy.

1133
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 3: And I opted for the beef, so I should not

1134
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:50,600
Speaker 3: have no, but I reckon you released. I'm going to say,

1135
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 3: what was it? Zero point zero three nine? Is that

1136
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 3: what it was? Perfect?

1137
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,720
Speaker 1: Well, the dansest that can be zero point three nine grams,

1138
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:01,879
Speaker 1: and I think that were I was. I was running

1139
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: a pretty dense operation. I'm gonna be honest.

1140
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,880
Speaker 3: So point thirty nine of a gram, that's yeah. I

1141
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,360
Speaker 3: reckon you released. I reckon you released a couple of

1142
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 3: couple of grams of farts.

1143
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe three grams, so over a twelve.

1144
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 2: I was.

1145
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 3: I witnessed it and went from the grams that point

1146
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 3: that three grams went up my nose and back into

1147
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,320
Speaker 3: me and then was released through my own guess.

1148
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 1: Gross, Uh, we're all the same thing, you know that. Yeah,

1149
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: we are all the same thing. Oh, it's not the

1150
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: first time that guests has been farted out of human before.

1151
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 1: What would be the last? How many? So we want

1152
00:52:37,719 --> 00:52:40,919
Speaker 1: to know how many kilos farted on an international flight

1153
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,440
Speaker 1: twelve hours. Now, a plane big enough to fly for

1154
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 1: twelve hours has a lot of people on it. How

1155
00:52:45,840 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 1: many people do we think.

1156
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does? This is the thing. And obviously a

1157
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 3: twelve hour flight you're normally talking either as a triple

1158
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 3: seven yeah, or a seven eight seven. Those are the Boeings,

1159
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 3: the Dreamliner, the seven eight seven. The other one that

1160
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:00,440
Speaker 3: can do it is the A three point fifty, right,

1161
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 3: or an A three eighty. Now, there's a lot more

1162
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 3: people on an A three eighty, so we probably need

1163
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 3: to nail down the exact route, and I think we

1164
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 3: should say Auckland to Houston, which is the route that

1165
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,760
Speaker 3: we're taking later on tonight.

1166
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 1: So seven seven seven we're looking between three hundred and

1167
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: five hundred and fifty passengers, and then an A three

1168
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,399
Speaker 1: eighty we're looking five hundred. I think we're saying about

1169
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 1: five hundred.

1170
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. So for this reason, I think we should lock

1171
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:28,279
Speaker 3: it down to the Auckland to Houston flight because in

1172
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,759
Speaker 3: New Zealand operates that, and they've got triple sevens which

1173
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 3: have about three hundred and fifty people on board, and

1174
00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 3: they've got also dreamlinders as well, seven eight sevens. They're

1175
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 3: not running any ear buses.

1176
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 1: So we're saying three hundred people yep, twelve hours.

1177
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,280
Speaker 3: Yep, well actually fourteen fourteen and a half.

1178
00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:48,399
Speaker 1: Half of them opting for the beef, half of them

1179
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 1: opting for the chickens, some of them pounding beers into

1180
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:52,480
Speaker 1: the core of the earth and departure line.

1181
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 3: This is a good question about what is on the menu,

1182
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 3: and I think the menu and economy is there's the

1183
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 3: there's a fish option. There's also oh see, the problem

1184
00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:06,760
Speaker 3: is the problem is the scrambled eggs in the morning

1185
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,960
Speaker 3: because there's a brick. There's a breakfast meal too that

1186
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 3: gets served with the chicken sausage, with the powdered scrambled eggs. Now,

1187
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 3: those things will they will make your guess yus.

1188
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: Questions three on three four eight three. Do the cabin

1189
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:19,759
Speaker 1: crew fart and then crop dust?

1190
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd say that too, because you're never going to

1191
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 3: everybody farts on a plane. Like there's not a single

1192
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:27,799
Speaker 3: person that's ever been on a fourteen and a half

1193
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 3: hour flight that hasn't farted on. If you cannot fart

1194
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 3: for fourteen and a half hours, there is something wrong

1195
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,160
Speaker 3: with you. So we're assuming that all of the people

1196
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 3: on board have farted. So when you arrive in Houston

1197
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,359
Speaker 3: and that door is opened up, how.

1198
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:44,320
Speaker 1: Many kilograms or grams of farts are released into the

1199
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,959
Speaker 1: Texas atmosphere? Give us a call, now, oh eight hundred,

1200
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: hardac you get your calculators out, calculate what you think

1201
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,879
Speaker 1: based on what you've just heard. Jerry, describe how much

1202
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: do you think people fart on a plane to Texas?

1203
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 4: Jerry Andman the hot Ikey breakfast this week.

1204
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:05,799
Speaker 1: We want to know how much youth? How many kilograms

1205
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 1: do you think? Jerry thinks, Man, this is the word.

1206
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,280
Speaker 1: How many kilograms of farts are released on a fourteen

1207
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: hour long haul flight from Auckland to Houston on a

1208
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:19,200
Speaker 1: Boeing seven seven seven with the capacity of three hundred people. Now,

1209
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 1: a couple of interesting points through on the text line

1210
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 1: before we go to the phones. Ah, babies fart a lot,

1211
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 1: they do.

1212
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 3: They do fat a lot. But they've also they've got

1213
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:30,760
Speaker 3: smaller systems.

1214
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 1: That's right, someone else has text through because we googled

1215
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,000
Speaker 1: whether they weigh anything, and the average fart can weigh

1216
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 1: around zero point thirty nine of a gram. Now that's

1217
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 1: the upper register for the weight of a fart. And

1218
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 1: someone texture is that the line of demarcation between a

1219
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:47,280
Speaker 1: fart and a number two is zero point thirty nine grand.

1220
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 3: Someone's making a good Is this plane full of kiwis?

1221
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 3: Says this texter. Surely some nations fart more than others, Americans.

1222
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,040
Speaker 1: For point, well, a lot of Americans fart more than others.

1223
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 3: I would have thoughts are pretty bad.

1224
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: Oh, we fun quite a lot of the ones that

1225
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: I know anyway, very and easy with our farts. So

1226
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 1: three hundred people, fourteen hour flight, beef and chicken options,

1227
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 1: chicken sausages with the with the eggs.

1228
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 3: Don't forget the powdered, the powdered scrambled eggs.

1229
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: Howded scrambled eggs.

1230
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 3: That gets me every single time that powdered scrambled egg.

1231
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 1: Texts through on three four eight three? Are we factoring

1232
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,240
Speaker 1: in farts in the toilet midpook?

1233
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely we are.

1234
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 1: We've made some pretty low brow radio in our time, joy,

1235
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 1: but I think this is lower the bar open even

1236
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: further and we've got four people on the line willing

1237
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 1: to limbo under it. We go to the carryover champion

1238
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:39,320
Speaker 1: from last week. Good morning, David, Good morning morning. Not

1239
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,760
Speaker 1: too bad David, David.

1240
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:44,800
Speaker 3: How many how much in terms of weight do I

1241
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 3: think of farts are released on a fourteen and a

1242
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 3: half hour long floor flight from Auckland to Houston.

1243
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 9: I've been on that flight and I'll admit to probably

1244
00:56:56,400 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 9: having flam on that flight as well. So I was

1245
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:04,919
Speaker 9: thinking that as we included the odd maybe job first

1246
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 9: with a small shark that probably around about I'd go

1247
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 9: one point three five kilos one.

1248
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 3: Point three five kilos lock that in for David carry

1249
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 3: out a champ killos for David Jordan from christ Church.

1250
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 3: How many farts in terms of weight do you think

1251
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,920
Speaker 3: is released on a fourteen and a half hour long

1252
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 3: half flight from all condicusen oh geat Jerry.

1253
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 11: I think two hundred and forty grams? Two for that

1254
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 11: two the stop rulers stop getting people to google farts.

1255
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,920
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, no, that's true. Okay, So two hundred and

1256
00:57:45,960 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 3: forty grams of farts on a long hal flight from

1257
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 3: New Jordan, not from you personally, but you'd think that.

1258
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 11: I think that would be pretty yes, okay, okay, I go.

1259
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 3: Turning forty grams excellent. We've got David at one point

1260
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 3: three five killer gram's quite a big difference, ye Steve

1261
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 3: from Auckland. Good.

1262
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 2: How's the going Jerry?

1263
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 3: Good? Thanks Steve.

1264
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,120
Speaker 1: What do you think Jerry thinks on this question?

1265
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 10: Steve, I feel he's a bit more fat heavy than

1266
00:58:13,320 --> 00:58:17,080
Speaker 10: those other layers even crack, I snort know what started

1267
00:58:17,120 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 10: at one kilo farts, which is obviously too much, but

1268
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 10: then half and halted and hearted again. So I reckon

1269
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 10: thirty five point.

1270
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 3: Thirty that's a lot twenty seven kilos of fats.

1271
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think pretty there's low Kevin pressure. There's a

1272
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 2: lot of a lot of action going on. Okay, that's

1273
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,479
Speaker 2: an eight of the kilo per person.

1274
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,120
Speaker 3: Okay, you sound like you've got some experience. Have you

1275
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 3: worked as a flight attendant?

1276
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 2: No, but I've started on planes a lot O good?

1277
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 3: Say okay Steve. Seven.

1278
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 1: It's a great gamble though, because he's got the higher

1279
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:58,240
Speaker 1: register covered anything over like two kilos and he's got it.

1280
00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 3: Is any from christ it's great. Now, how much in

1281
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 3: terms of weight farts do you think I think are

1282
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,840
Speaker 3: let out on a long haul flight between Auckland and Houston.

1283
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 2: Looking at the averages, if the average one's zero point

1284
00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 2: zero five and the big ones are the zero point three,

1285
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 2: I think if I was average, had to say zero

1286
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:23,800
Speaker 2: point one, and so you one died about ten farts

1287
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 2: on that long haul trip. You're looking at three hundred people,

1288
00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,120
Speaker 2: and then a few of those are going to pick

1289
00:59:29,120 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 2: the beef, and then you've just added in the vector

1290
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,960
Speaker 2: of farts. What you're doing a pooh. All of that combined,

1291
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to go with five and a

1292
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:36,959
Speaker 2: half kg.

1293
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 1: All right, So we have got David one point three five,

1294
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: Jordan two hundred and forty grams, Steve thirty seven point

1295
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:51,440
Speaker 1: five kilograms, and Zenny five point five kilograms.

1296
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:52,920
Speaker 3: That's an interesting max, isn't it.

1297
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:57,280
Speaker 1: But again, the answer is not how many. It's not

1298
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 1: the answer. The answer is what do you think? Jerry

1299
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:02,680
Speaker 1: thinks answers, and to that end, jury, what do you think?

1300
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 1: The answer is how many kilograms of farts are released

1301
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 1: on a fourteen hour long haul flight from Auckland Houston.

1302
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 3: Here's my working three hundred passengers releasing in my head

1303
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 3: on average fifteen fats. That's allowing one per hour. Yeah, okay,

1304
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:19,640
Speaker 3: I cross the three hundred percent. I would say though,

1305
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 3: ten percent of those people probably have bowel issues, so

1306
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 3: thirty probably have double the amount. Okay, So that's going

1307
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:31,480
Speaker 3: to go to thirty farts per hour, each one of

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Speaker 3: those farts weighing around h if phs. Yes, of course,

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Speaker 3: each one of those weighing I'm going to say average

1310
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,720
Speaker 3: about point two of a point two of a gram, okay,

1311
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:44,960
Speaker 3: So in total, I'm going three hundred and thirty times,

1312
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 3: let's just say zero point four of a gram, including

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01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,040
Speaker 3: those people that are going with the extra on the

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Speaker 3: double with the bowler isshoes. And so I'm coming to

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Speaker 3: ninety grams. Oh, ninety gram ninety.

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Speaker 1: Grands low, and that means Jordan has his been was

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Speaker 1: two hundred and forty gram's. Congratulations Jordan, you were the closest.

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Speaker 11: Oh that's awesome, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: No worries, thank you mate.

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Speaker 3: That's a pleasure.

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Speaker 11: So I mean what we considering. I got no sleep

1322
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Speaker 11: working on my projects all night.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes it's better for working up mass that situation.

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Speaker 1: Hit the brain engage great stuff. Yeah, a couple of

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01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 1: tick songs through for I thought this was Woman's Space Wednesday.

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01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 1: Why we're talking about farts and Women's Wednesday has gone

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Speaker 1: out of the window with this.

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Speaker 4: Jerry and Mini for the Hdarchy Breakfast.

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01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, did a right the game where we named five

1330
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:38,240
Speaker 3: one nine people you have to tell us whether they

1331
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,919
Speaker 3: are dead or alive? Devised by veteran tvm Z camera

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01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 3: operator Dave Pierce on the way to an interview with

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01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 3: lou Vincent.

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Speaker 1: Sounds easy about the catchers. You've got to play against

1335
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 1: another Hodarchy listener, and that's the hard part, or sometimes

1336
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,640
Speaker 1: it is hard, just to remember if they're alive.

1337
01:01:51,720 --> 01:01:53,600
Speaker 3: There's always some sportsmanship at the end. Let's hope we

1338
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 3: see that today.

1339
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:56,560
Speaker 1: If you listen to the podcast yesterday, you will have

1340
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: a head start because we discussed one of the people

1341
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:01,520
Speaker 1: who will be one of the questions. But I'm not

1342
01:02:01,560 --> 01:02:02,960
Speaker 1: going to tell you who us or whether they did

1343
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:03,360
Speaker 1: or alive.

1344
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:06,240
Speaker 3: Here's Matt from Total I'm morning Matt. How are you?

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01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:07,520
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1346
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:10,160
Speaker 3: Good boys? How are you good? Matt? You're a project manager?

1347
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 3: What are you currently managing a.

1348
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:18,480
Speaker 10: Bit of construction stuff or around or bodpenny good stuff?

1349
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 1: Do you so you your buzzer will be your name?

1350
01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 1: Do you want to test that out.

1351
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:26,200
Speaker 3: Matt ah Met, Yeah, that'll that seems.

1352
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 2: Good.

1353
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:30,200
Speaker 3: Matt. You're going to be going up against Cameron morning,

1354
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 3: Cameron morning.

1355
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 10: Matte's got good.

1356
01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 3: You're a student from Wellington.

1357
01:02:35,560 --> 01:02:36,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's right.

1358
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 3: What are you studying?

1359
01:02:38,040 --> 01:02:39,280
Speaker 2: Studying industrial design?

1360
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 6: Uh?

1361
01:02:41,240 --> 01:02:43,400
Speaker 1: Probably a bold assumption of me, but you could probably

1362
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 1: do with one hundred dollars being a student. Cameron.

1363
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, mate, best of luck.

1364
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 1: To your buzzer will be your name. Do you want

1365
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 1: to test it out?

1366
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 3: Please?

1367
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 2: Cameron?

1368
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 3: You want to bus? Cameron?

1369
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,640
Speaker 2: No, I'm in my car.

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01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, it's going to count against you a thing,

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01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 1: all right? Should get into this, yere Yes.

1372
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 3: One hundred dollars up for grabs for the winner. Person

1373
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:07,680
Speaker 3: number one esteemed music producer and drummer for the rock

1374
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 3: band Garbage. Butch Vegue dead or alive, Matt, Matt butch

1375
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 3: Vegas alive. Yes he is. He's currently seventy years old.

1376
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 1: Quick score update guys mets on one, Thank you.

1377
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 3: MANI good stuff. Manyah. Person number two Scottish actor best

1378
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:28,240
Speaker 3: known for his role as Hagrid in the Harry Potter

1379
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 3: film series. Robbie Coltrane Matt Robbie Coletraners Alive Cameron. Robbie Coletraners, Yeah, Yes,

1380
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 3: died in twenty twenty two, age seventy two. Well done.

1381
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:43,000
Speaker 1: Cameron. Wasn't a sure thing when Jerry came to you,

1382
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:44,680
Speaker 1: but score update one apiece.

1383
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:48,360
Speaker 3: One of the most influential musicians of the nineteen eighties.

1384
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:53,400
Speaker 3: Prince Rogers Nelson, better known as Prince Dead Alive Cameron,

1385
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:57,440
Speaker 3: Princes Dead, Yes he is sixteen and.

1386
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: The comeback is on for Cameron two to one match point.

1387
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 3: Best known for her partnership with Christopher Dean. Jane Torvil

1388
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:11,240
Speaker 3: Dead her Alive? Mat Matt Jane Torville is alive. Yes

1389
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 3: she is. She's sixty eight. She turned sixty eight yesterday.

1390
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 3: Actually right to all door die. It often comes down

1391
01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 3: to the final one, doesn't.

1392
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 1: It sudden death or life.

1393
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 3: Matt versus Cameron. Best known for playing mister Miyagi in

1394
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 3: the Karatekad movies. Pat Marita Did Her Alive? Cameronette Cameron,

1395
01:04:33,080 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 3: I believe got in their first Pat Marita is Yes.

1396
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 3: He died in twenty and five seventy three. Well done, Cameron.

1397
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:47,160
Speaker 3: One hundred dollars is yours, awesome, Thank you, It's a pleasure.

1398
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 3: Good work, team yourself again.

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01:04:51,360 --> 01:04:52,200
Speaker 10: Awesome mate?

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01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 3: Is that sportsmanship?

1401
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 1: Great? Great sportsmanship. I think it was a little bit

1402
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 1: better than Matt, but just done down there by Cameron.

1403
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:04,400
Speaker 4: Good stuff, Radio, Jerry and Mania the Hodarkey Breakfast.

1404
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:07,160
Speaker 3: Heading to Texas later on tonight. I'm not sure if

1405
01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:09,400
Speaker 3: we've mentioned that so far on the show as part

1406
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 3: of the Export Ultra Beer Garden Tour two Austin City Limits,

1407
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:18,680
Speaker 3: et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And I'm just hoping Mania,

1408
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 3: we're doing the big Brown slim down here on Radio

1409
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:25,480
Speaker 3: Hurdache where you are attempting to get under one hundred cages.

1410
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:29,400
Speaker 3: I hope you're coming in real light because you're about

1411
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 3: to eat a lot of juicy meat.

1412
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,320
Speaker 1: And like I said yesterday, I'm leaning into it. I

1413
01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:37,400
Speaker 1: know this is gonna be a significant setback, but it's

1414
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,240
Speaker 1: also a trip of a lifetime sort of stuff. You know,

1415
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 1: I'm not going to go over there and then be like,

1416
01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:43,440
Speaker 1: you know how many carbs are in this? You know

1417
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 1: what I mean? Yeah, So look, if I come back

1418
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,680
Speaker 1: and I'm back at the square one so bare, I

1419
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:48,760
Speaker 1: will have enjoyed myself.

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01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 3: She's a carb, She's a carb. Heavy diet over there.

1421
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 3: The other part about the meat thing is actually as

1422
01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:54,480
Speaker 3: the sources.

1423
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 1: It's the it's not the heat, it's the humidity. But

1424
01:05:57,760 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 1: I will say I feel like I've been doing all

1425
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:01,160
Speaker 1: right at the moment. Like I said, one oh five

1426
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 1: point seven yesterday, one oh five point one this morning. Wow,

1427
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:07,360
Speaker 1: I think I'm actually hovering around in the high one

1428
01:06:07,560 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 1: o fours because I I've had a one oh three

1429
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,880
Speaker 1: point seven or four point four. I think I think

1430
01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:14,760
Speaker 1: somewhere in the fours. And I think I've figured something out,

1431
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:16,720
Speaker 1: and it is that I was attacking the wrong end

1432
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 1: of the day. I was attacking the morning when I

1433
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:21,320
Speaker 1: should be attacking the night, trying to go to bed

1434
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 1: as light as possible, therefore waking up as light as possible,

1435
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,160
Speaker 1: give myself all data, digest my food.

1436
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:28,880
Speaker 3: Okay, interesting, we've had this advice that's been sent to

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01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:33,160
Speaker 3: us from Conrad Goodhue, who's a sports dietitian from christ Church.

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01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,720
Speaker 13: Hey followers, Conrade good Ye here, I've reached the dietitian

1439
01:06:35,800 --> 01:06:37,920
Speaker 13: just weighing and I actually what we call front loading,

1440
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 13: so that's when you eat more during the day and

1441
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:43,600
Speaker 13: less at dinner. They can actually improve your sleep quality.

1442
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,040
Speaker 13: And when your sleep quality is good, it means you

1443
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:50,680
Speaker 13: have I guess less cravings the next day, less hunger

1444
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,040
Speaker 13: levels as well.

1445
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,000
Speaker 3: And also your I guess.

1446
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:56,080
Speaker 13: Decision making is better because you're not so fatigued. So

1447
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:58,000
Speaker 13: there's some real benefits from that, and it's great you've

1448
01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:59,760
Speaker 13: I guess started to map that out in terms of.

1449
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:04,120
Speaker 3: This following interesting from Conrad, because that's the whole idea

1450
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:07,760
Speaker 3: around hungover eating. It's actually, it's not the fact that

1451
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 3: you've been drinking. It's the fact that you've had bad sleep.

1452
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:12,440
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, And the bad sleep means that you

1453
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:14,200
Speaker 3: make bad decisions the next day when it comes more

1454
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:17,840
Speaker 3: bad decisions, you know, well, unhealthy decisions based around are

1455
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 3: the fact that you're tired.

1456
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,200
Speaker 1: You are trying to look for anything that you can

1457
01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 1: eat or drink that will make you feel better again.

1458
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:28,760
Speaker 1: And so you just and then you go right bacing it.

1459
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:30,800
Speaker 1: That didn't do it. I'm gonna have to cave set.

1460
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:32,200
Speaker 1: That didn't do it, you know, And so you just

1461
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:34,760
Speaker 1: keep going through and do you find something, and it's

1462
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: so right, it's a it's a vicious cycle.

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01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:37,320
Speaker 9: Now.

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01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 1: Could he have wrung me thirty weeks ago and told

1465
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:43,040
Speaker 1: me that I probably wouldn't have listened to be fair.

1466
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:46,120
Speaker 1: But yeah, I think I wonder if maybe I need

1467
01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,560
Speaker 1: to flip this thing on its head and you know,

1468
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 1: eat more in the morning, and.

1469
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:54,320
Speaker 3: If that is not the way it's I've been operating.

1470
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:57,440
Speaker 3: But I don't know. For me, I get home at

1471
01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 3: eight o'clock at night, yeah, after doing seven chop and

1472
01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:03,200
Speaker 3: I I gotta I've gotta eat something to give myself

1473
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:03,720
Speaker 3: some joy.

1474
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,680
Speaker 1: But how hungry you are as a measure of how

1475
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:07,280
Speaker 1: soon you should eat, not how much you should eat.

1476
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:08,880
Speaker 1: You should eat something straight away, but not much.

1477
01:08:09,080 --> 01:08:10,880
Speaker 5: Do you not get any joy from seeing your family

1478
01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:13,080
Speaker 5: for the first time for the whole day at eight

1479
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:13,720
Speaker 5: o'clock at night.

1480
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,720
Speaker 3: I mean I get joy out of seeing them. They

1481
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 3: don't get any enjoy, you know. I imagine that when

1482
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:21,639
Speaker 3: I was when I was going to be a dad.

1483
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,200
Speaker 3: I imagined at the stage of my life, I get

1484
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:25,360
Speaker 3: home and that the kids would run down the hallway

1485
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:29,599
Speaker 3: to you and jump into your arms. It's like sometimes

1486
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:31,479
Speaker 3: I'm just calling out to them, is anyone home?

1487
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:32,960
Speaker 1: Does anyone.

1488
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:35,880
Speaker 3: That's about that? Where have you been? Sorry?

1489
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 6: Man?

1490
01:08:36,920 --> 01:08:38,600
Speaker 1: Anyway, thank you very much, And maybe we need to

1491
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,880
Speaker 1: get Conrad, a good hue sports dietian from christ Church,

1492
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:43,599
Speaker 1: on the show when we get back, because I will

1493
01:08:43,760 --> 01:08:44,519
Speaker 1: need some help.

1494
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:47,960
Speaker 3: I think this, text him, and you're going to blow

1495
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:49,040
Speaker 3: out at Houston.

1496
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:53,160
Speaker 1: One returns the estimate. Well, maybe we start a sweepstick,

1497
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:53,360
Speaker 1: but I.

1498
01:08:53,439 --> 01:08:55,000
Speaker 3: Reckon you got the right attitude of her kids.

1499
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:58,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, bugger triple lifetime. I'm not gonna now. The problem

1500
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:01,040
Speaker 1: is I apply that same attitude to just like a

1501
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:02,519
Speaker 1: random Friday afternoon as well.

1502
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:05,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's how I ended up in this situation.

1503
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:06,400
Speaker 3: But you also got to look at the people that

1504
01:09:06,439 --> 01:09:11,160
Speaker 3: you're going away with me Joe Jury yep and Acre

1505
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:13,840
Speaker 3: g Lane yep. They're not going to hold back. Nah.

1506
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,320
Speaker 3: Thanks very much for joining us today. We are going

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01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:19,920
Speaker 3: to be away for the next week, but we'll be

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01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:21,120
Speaker 3: doing some podcasts.

1509
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:23,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll be doing the Gender podcast over there, so

1510
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:25,280
Speaker 1: make sure that you turn into that feed. We may

1511
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:28,080
Speaker 1: even check it on this one as well, and keep

1512
01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:31,880
Speaker 1: it whether I cocked on our socials for updates from

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01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:32,880
Speaker 1: us along the way.

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Speaker 3: Have a lovely week and we'll see you soon.

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01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:39,000
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