Speaker 1: Out the Gate with Maddie McLean, Chris Henry and Brad Christiansen.
Speaker 2: Oh cheer, Oh this is icy and cold?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh that's cold.
Speaker 2: That's real good. Tell us a little bit about this.
Speaker 3: An influencer, I'm a beer influencer. Now you're so masked,
Speaker 3: so hashtag ed.
Speaker 2: What are we drinking?
Speaker 1: This is a Captain's beer. It's like a new beer brand.
Speaker 1: I've got the hazy I pa, you've got the pills
Speaker 1: and and I like it.
Speaker 3: It's in the cans that's deliciously cold, which I think
Speaker 3: is always quite key forever.
Speaker 1: Ye do I say cute cans? Definitely you And that
Speaker 1: was a big thing when I saw it. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I kind of love this, Like they look cute, so.
Speaker 3: Nice in your fridge, like lovely in your house at
Speaker 3: at Yeah.
Speaker 1: So they've got a really cute little campaign going at
Speaker 1: the moment. So yeah, I got sent a few of
Speaker 1: their beers, so I thought i'd bring them in.
Speaker 2: Thank you. You are so welcome. I appreciate this. Look.
Speaker 1: It's just the two of us this week. Yet again,
Speaker 1: He's not is he?
Speaker 3: He's been called back for a second appearance on Naked Attraction.
Speaker 3: They were like that Dick is so pristine.
Speaker 1: No, Brad is a little under the weather, poor little
Speaker 1: and we thought, we said, you restart, you get better.
Speaker 1: We'll hold down the fort.
Speaker 2: Absolutely of the ship and we can make it happen.
Speaker 3: I like that speaking of a naked attraction though, I've
Speaker 3: across the last week, I've had some friends staying in
Speaker 3: my house and we've been actually watching it. It is
Speaker 3: wild naked attraction, just like episode after episode after episode
Speaker 3: of Dirt and Gina Best episodes when they've real a
Speaker 3: bisexual in the mix, Like then you get a mix
Speaker 3: of penises and vaginas and tell you what, they all
Speaker 3: look very different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I hate.
Speaker 3: To tell like each it's a woman here, but I
Speaker 3: love penis at the best of tires. But there is
Speaker 3: nothing less attractive.
Speaker 1: Than fl Like wow, I know.
Speaker 3: And people that go on it that are like just
Speaker 3: do like a half fast job but keeping themselves maintained.
Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, Like, if you're going to go on
Speaker 1: naked attraction, put your best dick forwardly, get.
Speaker 3: A merrit out and put it under your bull bag
Speaker 3: so that you're not just like like a few sort
Speaker 3: of mullets. I would say, like like nicely tidy at
Speaker 3: the top, but when you get down to the bottom
Speaker 3: of the ball bag, that's definitely got here on it,
Speaker 3: and you.
Speaker 1: Can't do it. Like, if you're not an expert, go
Speaker 1: and get some help. Yeah, put your put your hand
Speaker 1: up and say, hey, I'm putting myself for national television,
Speaker 1: international television with my dick.
Speaker 2: So give us a bit of a bit of a look, a.
Speaker 1: Little how, a little a little downstairs renovation.
Speaker 2: But a manscaping.
Speaker 1: I remember the first time I started man escaping, and
Speaker 1: I just thought, how have I left it this long?
Speaker 2: Oh? Totally.
Speaker 3: I often think that between between drinks because obviously, you know,
Speaker 3: in a happy relationship, don't get a lot of complaints,
Speaker 3: so when it gets a little bit out of whack,
Speaker 3: but just somethings, the idea of doing it is like
Speaker 3: much harder than actually doing it.
Speaker 1: Totally, I know exactly what you mean, and then you yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. There have definitely been times where I've gone, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a little long, and then you do do it,
Speaker 1: and it's just it's like a weight. It's like a
Speaker 1: weight off your shoulder.
Speaker 2: Just bouncing it bouncing out of the bathroo.
Speaker 1: Look, look, look going the little helicopter and I have
Speaker 1: a look at this.
Speaker 3: But no baby loving the naked attraction so very interesting.
Speaker 3: Also tried into a formula, great way of keeping you
Speaker 3: watching through the whole episode, because so you start with
Speaker 3: a person, so I think it's like two or three
Speaker 3: people per episode. You start with one person. They do
Speaker 3: they do it half up, so I thought my memory
Speaker 3: of it was it when like, let's look at their feet. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: straight straight to the deck is first. It's like, let's
Speaker 3: just inspect the penises and inspect the vaginas.
Speaker 2: Which one do you like?
Speaker 3: Get rid of one and you can always pack what
Speaker 3: they think. They're like they always try to be a
Speaker 3: little bit body positive. At the beginning of it, they're like, no,
Speaker 3: let's not pick the grossest about one, and then we
Speaker 3: like move it down.
Speaker 2: Then it goes to the brex.
Speaker 1: Do you find is it? Do you think that first
Speaker 1: up is purely based on size? But are they sizes?
Speaker 1: Do you think do they go for the like the
Speaker 1: smallest one always gets the chop for.
Speaker 3: No, they always keep the smallest one for the second
Speaker 3: round so that they don't so they don't look like
Speaker 3: a terrible human, right that one looks fine, like anything
Speaker 3: more than a handful is a way.
Speaker 1: They do that on The Bachelor as well, like they
Speaker 1: do they definitely keep a few of the duds around
Speaker 1: just so they don't seem like they're a terrible person.
Speaker 3: And then when the scene on the second one comes up,
Speaker 3: they're like, fetty, you get out, but then it goes
Speaker 3: to the breasts or the chest, and then then it
Speaker 3: goes up and then you see their face. Then you
Speaker 3: do the voice, which is seems like a weird way
Speaker 3: of like getting the last people out, and then try
Speaker 3: to make the just trying to just try to justify
Speaker 3: the actions. Yet so I'm like, oh, they're probably just
Speaker 3: not as bubbly and exciting.
Speaker 2: As I thought there would be.
Speaker 3: It's like, come on, mate, you're just whindling down to
Speaker 3: you find the one you like. But the reason they
Speaker 3: keep you in the episode the whole way through is
Speaker 3: because the final bit is you get two naked people.
Speaker 3: Then the person that's doing the picking then has to
Speaker 3: get their kit off. On the episodes, you're like, we
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wait to us to see some deck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how is it on demand?
Speaker 2: Mate? Foras and seasons and seasons of it? Dick for days. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: you become quite a penis connoisseur.
Speaker 1: Yeah but you do. Yeah, Okay, well there we go.
Speaker 2: That's that.
Speaker 3: That's you this weekend. Just work your way through it.
Speaker 3: I'll give you a little easter eggs. Some of you
Speaker 3: can try to spot. See if you can spot an
Speaker 3: episode where are two sort of older gentlemen find a
Speaker 3: nice mature lady to be fair and she comes out
Speaker 3: innked it at the end, and just watch how quickly
Speaker 3: they move away from the penises while both of them
Speaker 3: just really just chub up.
Speaker 2: No, those old boys are like so far in the belly.
Speaker 1: They're ready to go yeah wow, ready to get into it.
Speaker 1: And do they address it or do they pretend like
Speaker 1: it didn't know?
Speaker 3: They just like they start showing white shots and they
Speaker 3: get really quickly into med shots, and then when one
Speaker 3: of them walks away, it's like you can see it
Speaker 3: like an.
Speaker 2: Elephant stown trunk. Should we get bonus?
Speaker 1: Shall we get into more TV chat while we're here?
Speaker 1: I've just are you? Do you do? Bridgeton? No?
Speaker 3: I like the idea of it, but no, I haven't
Speaker 3: watched it, so I'm really into it.
Speaker 1: I've loved loved every season they've just so season season
Speaker 1: three's out this year and they released it in two parts.
Speaker 1: So first four episodes came out like last month, and
Speaker 1: now the next forty episodes have just dropped. Sneak over
Speaker 1: one another subscription like they got yet, Yeah, but it didn't.
Speaker 1: You don't have to wait for a because they do
Speaker 1: do that sometimes. Man Wicked. They've split Wicked into two movies,
Speaker 1: the musical into two movies, so the first one comes
Speaker 1: out in November, and then I think we have to
Speaker 1: wait like two years to get the second one, even
Speaker 1: though it's been shot already I know. Anyway, so they've
Speaker 1: dropped them next four episodes. A little bit of a
Speaker 1: man or menkis last night and one of the episodes
Speaker 1: I watched, so they want to give away too many spoilers,
Speaker 1: but yes, there's a little bit of a hot they'll smooch,
Speaker 1: you smooch between two of the men.
Speaker 3: Those men, do they exhibit homosexual tendencies before this or
Speaker 3: is this a little bit of a behind the cloak
Speaker 3: of darkness?
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of them's like a one of them is
Speaker 1: one of the regular characters, and there had definitely been
Speaker 1: signs in the past. One of them is a new character,
Speaker 1: So yeah, straight into it.
Speaker 2: I didn't snug them up.
Speaker 1: I loved it, Okay, Honestly, man, I feel like it's
Speaker 1: just a little throwback to when you were like a
Speaker 1: teenager and you'd see a gay kiss. I still remember
Speaker 1: the first time I went to the movies and saw
Speaker 1: Broke Back Mountain. Oh yeah, the heart actually got like
Speaker 1: aeric ship, I can imagine, because it's just something really
Speaker 1: exciting there was back in the day if you weren't
Speaker 1: if you were still figuring yourself out and you didn't
Speaker 1: consume a lot of content, there was something really exciting
Speaker 1: about seeing two guys cares.
Speaker 2: Definitely, and to be fair.
Speaker 1: I still get it to this day.
Speaker 2: You still think, do you think that broke man? I
Speaker 2: will give you a hat on these.
Speaker 1: Days, i'd say what I do remember about Broke that
Speaker 1: Mountain is.
Speaker 3: No lube, no loob, no loube, not even not even
Speaker 3: a little bit of a little bit of spec. But
Speaker 3: from being a practice and come sexual spec it's not
Speaker 3: a lubric it's not a lubricant.
Speaker 1: And and I just know for those two men who
Speaker 1: had never done that before, it's just no way. It
Speaker 1: was the most in what was a beautifully perfect wonderful
Speaker 1: Academy Award winning movie. That was the most unrealistic part
Speaker 1: of the whole movie. And it wasn't the fact that
Speaker 1: they distance a bride on like beans and Rice. Now, well,
Speaker 1: that wouldn't help. It definitely wouldn't. Well, it wouldn't help
Speaker 1: Old Jake Gillenhall's character. No, he'd be like, it.
Speaker 2: Is it, don't you remember? Look at it?
Speaker 1: So anyway, Bridge in great season and used to get
Speaker 1: a little man on man kiss.
Speaker 3: There is my little review for you, and you want
Speaker 3: to get into it, Well, I've got one. I haven't
Speaker 3: actually watched this series, but have you heard of The Boys,
Speaker 3: which is on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's got a couple of It's got two Kiwis
Speaker 1: in it, doesn't it Carlo barn And it's got Anthony Starr.
Speaker 2: Yes, outrageous fort You're totally right.
Speaker 3: Well, they've just got their later season out and apparently
Speaker 3: it's the most non safer work season yet. And I
Speaker 3: was like, tell me more about this. This sounds like
Speaker 3: great podcast for I love that. So I'm reading all
Speaker 3: into it and apparently there's this scene in it where
Speaker 3: they're in a sauna and it gets a little bit
Speaker 3: human centipede es like, Ali, you're a and then you
Speaker 3: at the other one. The other ones asked as well,
Speaker 3: men no men, men hot men, hot men eat nass?
Speaker 1: Well, this is this something like wildly at homoorotic about it.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when they released the unedited version of
Speaker 1: the poster with Chase Crawford, You know Chase Crawford that
Speaker 1: used to be a gossip girl gossip girl and they
Speaker 1: released this unnoted photo of him in a full body suit.
Speaker 1: Look at the crotch area on that.
Speaker 2: Cheese that looks like it's straight from the X.
Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Wow? So it's like it's almost abelly butter and.
Speaker 1: The Boys is really delivering on all fronts.
Speaker 3: Wow. I suppose we're a prime audience, aren't we. Lots
Speaker 3: of us are dinks. Oh my god, there's that media
Speaker 3: has to show me a picture of his ass.
Speaker 1: Chase Crawford on my ass, Chase Crawford's You've said you've
Speaker 1: seen my ass before, but not like this.
Speaker 2: A previous podcast. That is beautiful.
Speaker 1: Okay, So do we need to start watching The Boys?
Speaker 2: Do you think so?
Speaker 3: But from what I've seen, I haven't doubt. Like all
Speaker 3: the articles I've read quite safe work in terms of
Speaker 3: explaining it. But I might it's a little bit of
Speaker 3: research and maybe find sort of someone's filmed it on
Speaker 3: the internet and we can have a look at it.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, it looks sex.
Speaker 1: Hate some very exciting news for our gators and for
Speaker 1: you as well. I was on the old Instagram going through,
Speaker 1: you know, it just goes from Instagram store to Instagram
Speaker 1: Story and just kind of scroll through. I just went, oh,
Speaker 1: my gosh, someone's just posted a video of a scene
Speaker 1: like their view from their hotel room balcony in Auckland.
Speaker 1: Someone has just landed and touched down.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: Hi, David Hi, David David Nick is back in the country.
Speaker 3: It's signed nice to heavy Backdavid, and he's not too
Speaker 3: far from us as a not according to that. I
Speaker 3: don't mean, I don't want to sound like a stalker,
Speaker 3: but but that's as the crow flies and if the
Speaker 3: shoe fits, you know, maybe after here we can be
Speaker 3: just be napping checking in. Do you think he'd ever
Speaker 3: come on our podcast or have we scared him off?
Speaker 2: I think off.
Speaker 3: I was kind of feeling like the best way of
Speaker 3: doing it would be like you're like, oh, da nine,
Speaker 3: I was like, what actually progress, I've got a surprise.
Speaker 1: I would die. I would actually die.
Speaker 2: And he's like, stop sucking talking about.
Speaker 1: We go Sorry David, Sorry, I promise we won't Okay,
Speaker 1: we won't even talk about.
Speaker 2: Is that we're all like you.
Speaker 1: If David Nuka came in here right now and told
Speaker 1: me off, there's there's my sexual fantasy for the next year.
Speaker 2: We were done. Welcome bax.
Speaker 3: Was he I suppose we're being able to intimate here,
Speaker 3: But he's hotelling or does he look like he's just
Speaker 3: that was going some tourism.
Speaker 1: No, that was a hotel room. I did say he's
Speaker 1: got an announcement. I mean, I'm less interested in his
Speaker 1: like boxing content as I am, and just like his
Speaker 1: general content. But it does say he's got a major
Speaker 1: announcement to make more at eleven AM. So if you
Speaker 1: if this crossover, if you are, if you're a dator
Speaker 1: who enjoys David Nika and enjoys boxing, welcome You're I'd
Speaker 1: say you're niche. I don't know that there'd be many
Speaker 1: of you went we were at Yako Yama No, And
Speaker 1: if you are one of those people, then get excited
Speaker 1: because David Nyika everyone's favorite Out the Gate character is
Speaker 1: making an announcement at eleven am tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Speaking of Out the Gate characters, I've got a little
Speaker 3: bones pack with you. As the internet correct to say
Speaker 3: that you went to Field Days without.
Speaker 1: Us, I did.
Speaker 2: I I've slowly thought about it, but oh I was dark.
Speaker 2: That was a deep chart. Wasn't that? It was a
Speaker 2: real depart It was like, oh, what is that to
Speaker 2: It's going to bloody?
Speaker 3: How theory is at fucking Field Days? Excuse my language,
Speaker 3: Sorry about us. I know the backs man. We have
Speaker 3: talked about this for such a long time. Here's the problem.
Speaker 3: We don't get our ship together. And people who actually
Speaker 3: do get this ship together. It's like one of them
Speaker 3: is my producer, who's very hard working and make sure
Speaker 3: we're exactly where we need to be when we need
Speaker 3: to be here. I mean I would have never gone
Speaker 3: off my own bat, but work organized it and arrange
Speaker 3: for me to be there. What I will say is
Speaker 3: I was there for all of an hour. It was
Speaker 3: the fastest of turnarounds.
Speaker 2: You got some good shit done.
Speaker 1: We were out, we got and filmed some content, got
Speaker 1: out and then had to drive back here to do
Speaker 1: our radio show. But you said to go to field days.
Speaker 1: It was a nice little taster. Yeah, but I don't
Speaker 1: feel like I got the full experience.
Speaker 3: So you feel like you just sort of hang on
Speaker 3: the outside of the poll. We didn't get and have
Speaker 3: a good swam.
Speaker 2: It was a little amuse boush.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The waiter came around with one like a tiny,
Speaker 1: tiny little cracker with some like topping, and I went,
Speaker 1: it's good, but I'm not full.
Speaker 2: I could definitely have more.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to stop at Mecas on this. If
Speaker 1: I'm at an event and this is all I'm getting,
Speaker 1: I'm stopping off at Meccas on the way home.
Speaker 2: So what did you do while you were their?
Speaker 1: Honestly nothing. It was all about trying to get me
Speaker 1: farm ready because PJ how I do the radio show
Speaker 1: within the afternoon. She lives on a farm, and so
Speaker 1: we've had some jokes about me coming and visiting the
Speaker 1: farm but not quite being farm appropriate. So they got
Speaker 1: me dressed and they yeah, they took we got they
Speaker 1: got me in a tractor. Yeah, but it was very
Speaker 1: low level stuff. I think we could.
Speaker 2: Okay, it is still still appetite for you to go
Speaker 2: a bit further.
Speaker 1: Still, appetite for me to go further, to go deeper,
Speaker 1: and to bring you boys with me as well.
Speaker 2: I want you there, absolutely, I want one, come all.
Speaker 1: I want you sitting in a cutch here while I'm
Speaker 1: at field Days next time, all right now.
Speaker 2: That we will break the internet with it.
Speaker 3: You just you and Red up on a track to
Speaker 3: be sitting a nice little leather arms year and remember
Speaker 3: the side watching on while farmers like what the fuck
Speaker 3: is he doing?
Speaker 1: Tell you what? It would be our best episode?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would absolutely live from the spar ball at
Speaker 2: field Day.
Speaker 1: So can we get that moving for next year?
Speaker 3: I thought we'd to be honest, I thought we'd had
Speaker 3: like a little inkling that we might be making it
Speaker 3: down there. And then I didn't realize what was happening
Speaker 3: until I saw you there.
Speaker 1: I know, no neither did I. And then I was
Speaker 1: like it was such a fast turnaround. I literally got
Speaker 1: told on the Monday that I was going down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to maybe need to put some some
Speaker 3: diary notes in. But shout out to the gators that
Speaker 3: one of the gators that didn't in touch and was
Speaker 3: going to try and help us out. They had a
Speaker 3: great time at field Days. I wasn't going to try
Speaker 3: and get us there. No that we were going to
Speaker 3: try for this year, but it didn't quite happen. But
Speaker 3: I appreciate. I appreciate the effort. Well, someone needs to
Speaker 3: make the effort. I think the gators down there, in
Speaker 3: the gators in the world. If you were a gator
Speaker 3: at field Days, let us know absolutely.
Speaker 2: What stand were you on? What did you do?
Speaker 3: What sort of I reckon it's like the home of
Speaker 3: great merch, Like did you come away with some great freestyle?
Speaker 1: Got some great merch? Yes, look they've got some clothes.
Speaker 2: Oh you got clothes?
Speaker 1: I got stubbies, You got a beanie? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: got the old pins out.
Speaker 2: I reckon.
Speaker 1: We can make a real goal of it. We just
Speaker 1: need to actually be organized.
Speaker 3: We need to just need to keep it out of
Speaker 3: this I feel like I was throwing it into the
Speaker 3: universe and we got clothes. Like the universe sort of
Speaker 3: like gave us a little tickle just.
Speaker 2: Right on the coach. But it didn't quite.
Speaker 1: It's okay, that's fine. Good things take time.
Speaker 2: I reckon, they really really do.
Speaker 1: Can I ask a question always whenever you meet new people. Yes,
Speaker 1: one of the questions you often get asked is what
Speaker 1: do you do for fun? And it is one of
Speaker 1: the most stressful questions that you can be asked. I
Speaker 1: reckon yeah, because all of a sudden you're you're left
Speaker 1: wondering what do I do for fun?
Speaker 3: Because I suppose what you really do for fun is
Speaker 3: I'm guessing the same as me eating and drinking.
Speaker 1: Eating and drinking or watching television though I mean those
Speaker 1: are those are the main ways that I passed my
Speaker 1: free time as a as a working adult, which I
Speaker 1: think is fear fear. I wouldn't say any of those
Speaker 1: things equate to like hobbies, and it got me thinking,
Speaker 1: like are we meant to have hobbies as adults or
Speaker 1: is that just wishful thinking?
Speaker 3: I think I think on one head it's Westwold thinking
Speaker 3: because I think because obviously twenty twenty four has been
Speaker 3: the year that many McLean has just got his respeck
Speaker 3: in a big bad way.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't have to get up at three thirty
Speaker 1: in the morning.
Speaker 3: Also, well that is and for those that frequent bars
Speaker 3: on on k Road at about one or two in
Speaker 3: the morning, they would be a wealities.
Speaker 2: The fact that you are back out and about the
Speaker 2: big bad way Eagle.
Speaker 1: On Saturday night. Way, I've got you going for the truth, right,
Speaker 1: I know a well looking forward to the next best
Speaker 1: behavior and we will get you up as where we
Speaker 1: can be Attle Go Go dancer like a special performer
Speaker 1: like what's his own name of mate that was the
Speaker 1: stripper at my Hintston, Oh yeah, he'll be there. So yes,
Speaker 1: I went out on set and up. But yes, so
Speaker 1: I have started to be a bit more social, but
Speaker 1: it's not a hobby. And then I was thinking, do
Speaker 1: I need to find myself something that's not just drinking
Speaker 1: or eating, that actually keeps me entertained and gives me
Speaker 1: something new to do? Because you never want to get
Speaker 1: you to never want to be bored with life, do you?
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying I am bored with but I
Speaker 1: don't want to be someone that just sits on the
Speaker 1: couch every night watching TV wiling away the time.
Speaker 3: Yes, so I have to say I think I think
Speaker 3: I've got a hobby, Grace. Yeah, so my hobby would
Speaker 3: be gardening because I really like the Veday gap with it.
Speaker 3: But don't they say, like men get older, you either
Speaker 3: become like one of the certain types of guys, like
Speaker 3: you can become a craft beer gun or a lawn
Speaker 3: guy that's where I'm going.
Speaker 2: Or a golf guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I got given a golf lesson for my
Speaker 1: birthday last year from Ryan. Yeah, and I still haven't
Speaker 1: utilized it. But I could become a golf guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, golf. I think golf looks a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: I don't mean that I have the patience for it,
Speaker 3: but I do like it.
Speaker 1: I don't know that i'd be in every weekend out
Speaker 1: on the golf course kind of a guy, but I
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind giving it a go from time to time.
Speaker 1: Here's where I've landed.
Speaker 2: Okay, So.
Speaker 1: When I was younger, like I loved performing and I
Speaker 1: loved drama and stuff. I also really loved the idea
Speaker 1: of getting into dancing. Yes, like the idea of being
Speaker 1: dancer was always really exciting to me, but I didn't
Speaker 1: have the confidence to do it because God, high school
Speaker 1: was like a hard enough time as it was just
Speaker 1: being myself. And if I then turned into a fucking
Speaker 1: dancer as well.
Speaker 3: Really, people wouldn't have believed your copy point is about
Speaker 3: definitely inter sexual, definitely intersexual.
Speaker 1: Just it would have been me throwing care scene onto
Speaker 1: an open flat, you know. So I just never did it.
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that was the only reason, but
Speaker 1: it was definitely like a factor. And then as I've
Speaker 1: gotten older, I just just not haven't ever really done
Speaker 1: anything with it. But every time I've had like a
Speaker 1: little little taste of some dancing, like when we were
Speaker 1: in Lockdown and on breakfast, me and my breakfast co
Speaker 1: hosts started doing these like silly little TikTok dancers, and
Speaker 1: it was stupid, but it was fun and I really
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. I wasn't good, but I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: And now I'm thinking maybe I should just actually lean
Speaker 1: into it for the first time in my for the really,
Speaker 1: for the first time in my life, actually give it
Speaker 1: a good whack and see if I do enjoy it
Speaker 1: in like a more more semi professional setting.
Speaker 2: Absolutely. Have you got any ideas about how you might
Speaker 2: put that interaction?
Speaker 1: Well, I guess I just need to figure out what
Speaker 1: kind of dancing I want to do, because I've seen
Speaker 1: some people online taking like hip hoppy classes. I kind
Speaker 1: of want to it. I kind of want to do
Speaker 1: Latin dancer because anytime I go to a wedding, I
Speaker 1: went to a win to a friend's wedding earlier this year,
Speaker 1: and one of her friends, the bride's friends, is quite
Speaker 1: a good dancer. And if I find someone who's a
Speaker 1: really good, like a really good couple's dancer, I just
Speaker 1: have the time of my life.
Speaker 2: You should totally do But I don't really.
Speaker 1: Know what I'm doing. I kind of just spin them
Speaker 1: around and hope for the best. But if I actually
Speaker 1: knew how to do some moves, I think I'd really
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 3: And you'd also be in hot demand because I'm sure
Speaker 3: that there are many a.
Speaker 2: Woman out there that would like to do the ballroom
Speaker 2: in Latin dancing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the amount of men that are available for it.
Speaker 3: Maybe on the on the lest side, you totally do out.
Speaker 3: The start is twenty three five watching Happen, I think
Speaker 3: I might do it. Yeah, you differently shows.
Speaker 1: I think it's also you know, we talked earlier in
Speaker 1: the year on an episode about the fact that like
Speaker 1: Ryan's decided this year is the year that he really
Speaker 1: wants to branch out and start doing like finding his
Speaker 1: own friend group and stuff, which I love. I love,
Speaker 1: and so I feel like it's really important that I
Speaker 1: do that as well. So I think I'm gonna Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna start dancing, which seems so weird
Speaker 1: to like. I feel like a bit of a loser
Speaker 1: for saying I said.
Speaker 3: I think there's been plenty of great places around Auckland
Speaker 3: to do it. And you know, every time I joke
Speaker 3: about dance with the starts, but every time it comes around,
Speaker 3: the resurgence in that side of the world comes back up.
Speaker 3: And I've definitely been a few boreroom dancers in my
Speaker 3: life and they are great value humans and you've got
Speaker 3: a bit of rhythm. You've got there is why not.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna do it. I remember how much
Speaker 1: fun I mean, it was stressful for her, but I'll
Speaker 1: produce a Jodi Bka. Oh yeah, she loved doing.
Speaker 2: Dancing the stuff. I absolutely loved it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's gonna be that might be my new hobby.
Speaker 1: I need to actually, just I've been thinking about it
Speaker 1: for a while.
Speaker 3: Have to have a Gator that's involved in the Borom
Speaker 3: dancing school in Auckland. We have to surely the visit
Speaker 3: the universe, all right, gators listening homework with finding pockets
Speaker 3: a dance school and we're getting him enrolled He's now
Speaker 3: available every now of the week, apart from a Tuesday
Speaker 3: record the podcast because it comes out on Wednesdays Tuesday night,
Speaker 3: maybe not a Fridays. I feel like it's a bit
Speaker 3: social these days. So if you got anything going Monday, Tuesday, Monday, Wednesday, Thursday.
Speaker 1: Let me know.
Speaker 2: And got so cute little spray tan as well, wouldn't that, wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I get you a nice little pair of that's I said,
Speaker 3: dancing shoes, But I'm sure they've got a better name
Speaker 3: than that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they are, but cute.
Speaker 2: Dog and I we'll come to your We'll come to your.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, a little end of year recital.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be like a pregnant pocket proud.
Speaker 1: Parent with like a camcorder recording the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Hey, you know I told you that they and friends
Speaker 3: coming to stay over the last way. Yes, it has
Speaker 3: been amazing. So some very good friends of mine renovating
Speaker 3: a house and as part of that, they have been
Speaker 3: doing lots of house sitting and they had a gap
Speaker 3: of a week between their house sitting and so them
Speaker 3: and the beautiful little nine month old baby came and
Speaker 3: stayed with us. Todd, I should callings. There's not necessarily
Speaker 3: a baby anymore. And it was so much fun. It
Speaker 3: was like flashing again. And I didn't quite realize this
Speaker 3: part of it. But you remember how much fun you
Speaker 3: had when you were fighting, and imagine that you and
Speaker 3: Ryan had lived together on your own for many years.
Speaker 3: But just this idea of like to finish work and
Speaker 3: the group chat with fire up, like who's home? What
Speaker 3: are going they have for this tonight? And I tell
Speaker 3: you all, I would just brance out of the office
Speaker 3: and go home.
Speaker 2: And I loved it.
Speaker 1: That is brilliant.
Speaker 2: It's our first night.
Speaker 3: I have no guests, and poor Matthews at home waiting.
Speaker 3: I think he's okay about the quiet for a bit,
Speaker 3: but I imagine it'll be very quiet in the house because
Speaker 3: we did have four adults, a baby, and two dogs.
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 1: What do you what do you do?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Do you all? Do you all sit up and chat?
Speaker 2: Or do you watch taking attraction? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fair enough?
Speaker 2: Cook dinners, drink too much wine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's recycling week this week, and let's just say
Speaker 3: that we will be having to talk to the neighbors
Speaker 3: before recycling.
Speaker 1: We have the same thing we hosted friends for drinks
Speaker 1: on Saturday night and I had to do the very
Speaker 1: awkward like removal of the cans and bottles the next
Speaker 1: day and dump them in the recycling but it was
Speaker 1: very awkward.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we will be we'll be out the depth to night.
Speaker 3: I reckon later this week and doing it.
Speaker 1: Speaking of a nostalgic throwback, we went to a b
Speaker 1: Wayo dinner on Saturday night. When was the last time
Speaker 1: you would have gone to a Byo for me? Honestly,
Speaker 1: it's been years.
Speaker 2: You would give it a solid ten fifteen. Yeah, probably
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 1: But back in the day, why was it a Byo
Speaker 1: almost every weekend? I would have said, Well, for me,
Speaker 1: it was my because I did six my earlier to
Speaker 1: mid twenties were all spent in Wellington. So there were
Speaker 1: a couple of big Japanese Byo restaurants down in Wellington.
Speaker 1: And you get the little tariarchy chicken box seat and
Speaker 1: the little me so soup and you bring the bottle
Speaker 1: of like Bernardino or whatever you.
Speaker 2: Know to put atle spoon at that at the end
Speaker 2: because it will be.
Speaker 1: Gone exactly, I will say, Byo's in your thirties a
Speaker 1: little bit more of a class well classy in terms
Speaker 1: of what you're drinking, not necessarily classy in terms of
Speaker 1: how you're drinking.
Speaker 2: I suppose it's.
Speaker 3: The I mean, I'm going to make a really strong
Speaker 3: assumption on your evening there. But I don't imagine anyone
Speaker 3: put any put the cat back on their bottle and
Speaker 3: just put their bottle back in their bag and took
Speaker 3: it home with him, did they?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, So it's actually almost it's quite a bad drinking
Speaker 3: thing because it's like you're taking a bottle of wine
Speaker 3: per person, I would say, and we're not leaving this
Speaker 3: restaurantuntill this bottle of wine it is finished.
Speaker 1: We had a lazy Susan and so so yeah, we're
Speaker 1: on one of the round, big round tables. First of all,
Speaker 1: what I will say about a bayo that great, But
Speaker 1: when we first arrived, there's no ambiance, like they do
Speaker 1: not play music at a BWA over well, the one
Speaker 1: that we were at there was no music, so it
Speaker 1: was literally just the sound of your voices. And of
Speaker 1: course early in the night, when there's only like six
Speaker 1: people at the table and everyone's just kind of getting started,
Speaker 1: it's very quiet and you really can just like hear
Speaker 1: everyone think almost, And it's not until then everyone arrives
Speaker 1: and you start getting a few more glasses in you
Speaker 1: that then it starts getting rowdier and rowdier. But because
Speaker 1: there's no music, all you're hearing is the echo.
Speaker 2: Over everyone talking, and people are getting loud.
Speaker 1: And louder and louder and louder.
Speaker 3: Is it true that the burros have changed over the
Speaker 3: years and now it's not just a bottle of wine
Speaker 3: or beers.
Speaker 1: There are some where you can take like cans of
Speaker 1: RTDs and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, got the ether today, They've got no ideas.
Speaker 1: To change, times to change. I also spoke to a
Speaker 1: gin Za at work because I was going to this.
Speaker 1: I knew I was going to the boo, and I said,
Speaker 1: what do people bring to a byo these days? And
Speaker 1: they said to me red wine? Everyone drinks red wine.
Speaker 1: I said, red wine at a byo? What happened to
Speaker 1: the Lindau bottles of Lindau fray in like the cheap bubbles?
Speaker 1: That's what That's all I ever drank at a bo Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I was in my twenties.
Speaker 3: I had a group of girlfriends who in my early
Speaker 3: twenties who used to grab a bottle of rose replicating off,
Speaker 3: empty it all out. I'm guessing maybe drink it in
Speaker 3: some way shape or form. Fill it with like ant vodka,
Speaker 3: sort of soday number, a little bit of like I said,
Speaker 3: raspberry juice. But what it makesually meaning a cordial cordial
Speaker 3: number to get the right color and then just absolutely
Speaker 3: go down on the.
Speaker 2: That's a sure fult way, isn't it.
Speaker 1: The funny thing is, haven't been to a bo in
Speaker 1: maybe a decade. Went to one on Saturday night. I'm
Speaker 1: going to another on a Friday. Jeez, I wonder what
Speaker 1: other may hear? Come back?
Speaker 3: I think that you're doing into bingo and button mate,
Speaker 3: I reckon, you're going, well, you know what you're gonna be?
Speaker 2: I dated a pub.
Speaker 1: Should we do a little out the gate and out
Speaker 1: the gate? Out the gate by? I'm not opposed to it. Definitely,
Speaker 1: let's do it.
Speaker 3: Let's do it, oh dear, although I'm definitely not being
Speaker 3: to in button, can you have?
Speaker 2: It's a little bit of a little bit of doctor pockets?
Speaker 2: Do you mean that I'm getting a sty?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: It does look a little red.
Speaker 2: I'm being punched in the face.
Speaker 1: I don't see because sties are actually yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: actually see like there's no not like you know often
Speaker 1: STIs like a little there's like a little white dot
Speaker 1: or something almost like a pimple. There's nothing raised, but
Speaker 1: it does look weird.
Speaker 2: It feels very weird.
Speaker 3: It really feels like my face is sore and I
Speaker 3: feel like my body is breaking down.
Speaker 1: Are you overworked?
Speaker 2: No, I'm over sustance sustained.
Speaker 1: Are you full up, full up, way too well?
Speaker 2: My cap is overflowing alcohol and bad foods. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I often find if I'm too run down. Do you
Speaker 1: get the ulcers in the mouth?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But do you do you normally get stys? Or
Speaker 1: is this a new thing?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I can't quite work it out. I need to go
Speaker 3: home and see what. I've got a ring that I
Speaker 3: can put on it.
Speaker 1: What do you do with a star? I don't even
Speaker 1: know what the cure would be.
Speaker 3: I reckon it's something like a cold con price or
Speaker 3: something like that. Yeah, but didn't you say it with
Speaker 3: the gold ring a gold udory in my.
Speaker 2: House to be that?
Speaker 1: Actually you might be onto something or is it like
Speaker 1: just a little cucumber thing, cucumbers on the eyes. I'm
Speaker 1: just googling how to get rid of stye? Treatment consists
Speaker 1: of self care. In most cases, the sty will begin
Speaker 1: to disappear on its own in a few days. A
Speaker 1: warm wash cloth applied to the eyelid may relieve pain
Speaker 1: in discomfort.
Speaker 2: I just have that feeling that I'm to wake up
Speaker 2: tomorrow and just be covered in it.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe just go home tonight, lie on the couch,
Speaker 1: put a little washcloth, a warm wash cloth over your eyes,
Speaker 1: and gently massage the area with a clean finger to
Speaker 1: try and get the clogged gland to open and drain.
Speaker 1: But it sounds like it's pretty straightforward, pretty easy.
Speaker 3: All right, Well that would be my job for tonight
Speaker 3: because he's a busy week on the tools and he
Speaker 3: can't be hav anybody stop.
Speaker 1: You're okay, though, don't go thinking you're too old or
Speaker 1: anything like that. Hey, beautiful story came out of The
Speaker 1: Gay Times on Instagram, a lovely little account about a
Speaker 1: man called Colonel Edward Ryan. Yes, he's an Army veteran
Speaker 1: and a retired firefighter and sadly he just passed away. Yes,
Speaker 1: but he was in older age, and so I think
Speaker 1: he lived a long and happy, happy life, but maybe
Speaker 1: not as happy as he possibly could have been, because
Speaker 1: after the obituary listed his plethora of achievements. He issued
Speaker 1: a statement so clearly he knew he was about to
Speaker 1: pass away, in which he opened up about his identity
Speaker 1: and the fact that he was gay. He came out
Speaker 1: in his own obituary, so post death, post death.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: The statement went on to explain why he stayed closeted.
Speaker 1: He said in his obituary, I'm going to read it
Speaker 1: to him. I must tell you one more thing. I
Speaker 1: was gay all my life, through grade school, through high school,
Speaker 1: through college, through life. I was in a loving and
Speaker 1: caring relationship with Paul of North Greenbush. He was the
Speaker 1: love of my life. We had twenty five great years together.
Speaker 1: He then went on to apologize for not having the
Speaker 1: courage to come out as gay sooner, as he feared
Speaker 1: being ostra sized by his loved ones. Now that my
Speaker 1: secret is known, he finished his obituary, I will forever
Speaker 1: rest in peace. Isn't that the most beautiful thing? Heartbreaking?
Speaker 1: Very heartbreaking that he didn't feel the confidence to do
Speaker 1: that sooner. But what a beautiful thing to finally be
Speaker 1: able to really truly acknowledge who you are, even if
Speaker 1: it took him that long. I just think, what an
Speaker 1: amazing thing to do, and and well done for the
Speaker 1: bravery that that must have taken to write that at
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Paul for during five years.
Speaker 1: Tell me about it.
Speaker 2: It's a couple of old flatties.
Speaker 1: I did wonder that when I was reading it. I
Speaker 1: was like, I feel like, maybe your family probably news
Speaker 1: no one Midge, Yeah, Paul's just been hanging around for
Speaker 1: twenty five years, and they're like, don't even think anything
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: We'll find a wife.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I thought that was very beautiful.
Speaker 3: Before we wrap it up today, we have to remember
Speaker 3: last week you got your driver's license.
Speaker 2: God, yes, so brilliant. Just give us a great quick
Speaker 2: recap for those who might not listen to last.
Speaker 1: I had to go and get my new driver's license
Speaker 1: photo done and it was very busy, and I'd noticed before,
Speaker 1: like the people in front of me who were getting
Speaker 1: a photo taken. It was just a one and done.
Speaker 1: It was like a sit down and take the photo out,
Speaker 1: see you later. And I was like, well, that's fair.
Speaker 1: You hope for the best, but I guess that's what
Speaker 1: you get, right. You know, it's busy and it might
Speaker 1: go your way and it might not, and you just
Speaker 1: have to kind of live with it. The lady, for
Speaker 1: some reason, when she was taking my photo, was very
Speaker 1: taken with my old license photo, and she really wanted
Speaker 1: to recreate it.
Speaker 2: She thought I looked She said I looked.
Speaker 1: Handsome in my old photo, which was nice to hear,
Speaker 1: but I didn't necessarily agree with her. I'm happy to
Speaker 1: admit when I think a nice photo of him is taken,
Speaker 1: there's nothing special about my old one. But anyway, she
Speaker 1: was so obsessed with getting a good one this time
Speaker 1: that she took it five time. Yeah, five times, and
Speaker 1: a license finally arrived and I took it out and
Speaker 1: I went, really like that, there's the best you could do.
Speaker 2: I think you're a handsome rooster mate.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: But she's done your duty on this one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's actually done your dirty, which threw it out
Speaker 3: to the gators to ask what the response was.
Speaker 2: The question was, do you think that you've been done
Speaker 2: a dirty?
Speaker 3: Some people say, oh, it's not as bad as as
Speaker 3: bad as there is quite a few yups test one
Speaker 3: hundred percent looks like a criminal criminal, which I was like, okay.
Speaker 3: Someone said exceed to be fair. After it was talking
Speaker 3: about on the podcast. I expected it worse. There's a
Speaker 3: couple of good roasts here.
Speaker 2: Are you ready for these?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 3: Blonde Ricky Debase made me joke on Ma Kappa they
Speaker 3: hold you tried out, people saying so dirty, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: it's the beer face, the beer face, or someone says
Speaker 3: whatever you've got in your mouth, you should swallow it
Speaker 3: immediate at least, Oh my god, and chases.
Speaker 2: After all the effort I was boost deal still looks
Speaker 2: good though.
Speaker 1: That's beautiful. Yeah, it just wasn't the photo that I
Speaker 1: was hoping for or expecting after five attempts. But this
Speaker 1: is what I've got, So I'm going to be rocking
Speaker 1: this for the next ten years.
Speaker 3: Well, when you start getting I did since Bencharman buttons
Speaker 3: getting the younger, when you start getting I did back
Speaker 3: in those clubs, you'll have a chance to show it
Speaker 3: down again.
Speaker 1: Thank you and thank you for being with us this week.
Speaker 1: Brad will be back next week, I assume, and this
Speaker 1: has got another episode of Naked Attraction to film.
Speaker 2: He's got to the Grand final.
Speaker 1: And let us know if you do know of any
Speaker 1: dancing clubs, and also let us know what your hobbies are.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'd love to know what people do for fun, Like,
Speaker 1: what is the answer to that question, what do you
Speaker 1: do for fun?
Speaker 2: And not the orange Facebook version the day.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I have a wonderful week and we will see
Speaker 1: you again next week.
Speaker 2: Bye.