WEBVTT - “Red Lights & Toilet Crimes” 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.480 Live from the Export Beer Garden Tour of Munich. This 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:05.200 is the Agenda Podcast for whatever data is. 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:10.080 I've got no idea. The Agenda Podcast Live from the 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:13.480 Export on Beer Garden Tour of Munich. 0:00:15.080 --> 0:00:17.840 And actually we're not in Munich. We're in Amsterdam, fellas. 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:21.000 Yeah, game day built up to the All Blacks game, 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:22.160 we thought we'd come to Amsterdam. 0:00:22.239 --> 0:00:24.400 Yeah, what better place than Amsterdam, and just just to 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:28.160 get the feel the vibe of that Bleaterslow Cup Test. 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:29.720 And I'll tell you what. I've been wandering around this 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:33.760 morning on the streets and the people are absolutely vibing 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:36.640 it here. There is an amazing vibe in Amsterdam about 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:37.760 that Blitterzoe Cup test. 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:38.360 Well there is. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:41.919 Just last night we ran into a group of Welsh gentlemen, yes, 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:45.279 who'd come over for a four day long weekend. As 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:48.879 Joe Joy feverishly pulls a couple of beers out of 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:53.080 the fridge. Here, it's a nice called Export Ultra because 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:55.320 we've brought our own beers to the beer fest. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:59.640 But I digress. Yeah, we're down in Amsterdam. 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:01.720 Last night, but a first night fever, a couple of 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:04.040 Welsh gentlemen pulled up next to us, and they were 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:07.280 chewing our ears off about the Orbles team. They love 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:10.360 Wallace the City, big fans of that, but they do 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:12.920 feel like the aura is gone from the Orbles. They 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:16.560 said that there's no fear anymore. Yeah, teams don't fear them. 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:18.720 How good would it be though, to just be able 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:20.080 to pop over here for four days? 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:24.119 Oh so good? Just before we really get stuck into 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:26.960 some code analysis, Yeah, can I just say we your 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:29.120 first New Zealand is to ever bring New Zealand beer 0:01:29.200 --> 0:01:29.680 to Holland? 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:33.360 Potentially is Has that ever happened before? I don't believe 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:36.360 it's a big export market for New Zealand. Ah No, 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:42.280 bringing beers into Holland, home of Heineken at home of Amstell. 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:43.759 Yeah. 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.679 Look, it's one of the very very few kind of 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:49.240 world first that we pointless world first that the ACC 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.640 is renowned for. But this is not the first time 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:54.960 we've done a rugby build up from Amsterdam, because you 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:58.000 remember in twenty fifteen the World Cup, we did the 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:01.240 entire build up from the streets of Amsterdam and got 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:05.200 ourselves in quite a bit of bother about that. Bringing 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:08.560 the official build up to the World Cup final from Amsterdam, Well, 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:11.440 dangerously wasted on truffles, which we just thought was a 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:14.200 mushroom risotto and found out later that. 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:15.400 It was not a mushroom rosotto. 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:17.640 Boy, it wasn't. And then last night we just revisited 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:21.120 some of those scenes which just embedded into my memory, 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:25.760 and it turns out that essentially we didn't move more 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:28.800 than about fifty meters, so all of the things that 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:32.720 I remember, the babies having their nappies changed in a 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:35.800 very strange castle in the middle of a roundabout you 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:40.120 wearing penis glasses, outside of a ship that was also 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:42.520 doubled as a bar that was rolling across the ocean, 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.000 a bridge where we attempted to do the first ever 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:49.520 flying wedge piece to camera, and a peep show where 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.079 we all ended up peeping on each other rather than 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:53.720 the actual sex act which was going on in the 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:55.840 middle of us. It was all in the space of 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:58.520 about fifty meters on of course, the urinal, which we 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:00.400 sat in a bar and then commentated peace going in 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:01.760 and out of the urinal. It was nice to use 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:03.200 that urine last night, Actually. 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:03.440 Yeah, it was. 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:06.680 And the urinals here are quite interesting because they're on 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:10.760 the footpath and it's basically a waist height aluminium grate 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:13.000 and you can still look over the top of it, 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:15.200 and it's a grate on the ground. But what disturbed 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:16.600 me most because I used it as well. I thought 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:19.359 it was very handy. There was heaps of toilet paper. Yes, 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:23.079 that implies that potentially girls are coming and squatting there. 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:25.400 I didn't don't as with this design for that. 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:28.640 There's also something weird about making eye contact with strangers 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:31.320 while pissing out in the open. Yeah, out in public, 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:34.200 which is very very off putting. They are not in 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:36.960 great nick. I kind of thought they would be. I 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:38.600 don't know why we're in Europe. I was like, they'll 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:39.800 be flash. They were not. 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:43.680 They were part urinal, part confessional. Did you notice that 0:03:43.720 --> 0:03:46.680 the mish you could see through and I could see 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:48.480 people and people could see me, and it was like 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:51.160 you But obviously there was a piece of metal that 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:53.600 went around about nipple heights, so you couldn't see anything 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:56.320 below the nips, but I could see it on an 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:58.440 eye was eyeballing people as they were coming past. It 0:03:58.480 --> 0:04:01.760 was quite quite high. Actually, oh, you enjoyed that? No, 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:05.279 I did. I found it. I found the smell absolutely disgusting. 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:08.120 I was like fifty million cats had urinated there over 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:09.160 fifty thousand years. 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:10.640 Yeah, probably not far off. 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:13.360 It was pretty gross, but yeah, you're right. The why 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:16.520 would people put rubbish a toilet paper? That means that 0:04:16.600 --> 0:04:18.719 girls have obviously used That's what I was implying. 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:20.479 But they've obviously bought their own toilet paper because there's 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:23.120 not a dispenser in there. It's just a hole you 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:23.720 urinate in. 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:28.160 Yeah, although sometimes you get some weird guys who dabbed there. No, yeah, that, no, 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:32.960 they do. I had an ex girlfriend and her ex 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:35.919 her boyfriend, the guy that she was going out before me, 0:04:36.320 --> 0:04:38.160 was a dab or toilet partner? 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.599 What is he? Did he have a did he have 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:41.960 some sort of bladder control issue? 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:44.400 Out with him? From like fifteen or sixteen? And so 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:46.800 when I didn't do that, she thought it was unusual. 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:48.559 She thought that all men did it. So she didn't 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:49.279 have any brothers. 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:50.120 So what do you do? 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:52.760 You you don't because you need normally you give it 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:55.279 the pooh, and you give it the whip for the bullwhip, 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:58.960 and you give it the bull whip and you get 0:04:59.040 --> 0:05:01.240 rid of most kind of excess. 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:04.120 Yeah, well I never saw him do it, but I 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:07.080 was told dribbler. Yeah, obviously, but I mean I was 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:08.680 told that you just could get a little bit of 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:14.240 toilet paper and just dab the end. 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:17.599 I can't look at you the same. Yeah, for extra safety. 0:05:17.360 --> 0:05:20.279 What's wrong with you? You're disgusting your disgusting person. 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:22.159 Just to make sure, well, it can be a ruin, 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:25.080 a day ruiner if you do end up dribbling. You know, say, 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:27.279 for example, you've been cut short for some reason or 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:29.760 for it, or you're standing on a public street in Amsterdam. 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:33.120 You need to cut it short. Yeah, you know, it 0:05:33.200 --> 0:05:34.800 is a day ruiner. You know, it ruin you know. 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:36.680 Yeah. And also when you get to my age, you know, 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:40.039 late forties, things don't tighten off as well as they 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:42.400 used to. You can turn the tap off, yeah, but 0:05:43.120 --> 0:05:44.760 it's like you need to get a plumber and just 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:47.400 to just to put some of the washers sort of broken. 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:50.080 Or some plumbing tape just around the fred that's what 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:51.120 that's what you need. 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:56.120 Yeah, it's not yet quite heavy snap flight over Fellas. Yeah, 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:59.200 it was a long and arduous one, although you've been 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:01.159 comparing it to Chi Yeah. 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:03.760 Oh yeah, because at the time it's I mean a lock, 0:06:03.839 --> 0:06:05.800 not that I mean I've given birth to three children 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:10.000 so far, and not half as traumatic for me as 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:10.760 it was for my wife. 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:12.760 But you always go back, don't you. 0:06:12.839 --> 0:06:16.480 It's a horrific experience, But two days later you completely 0:06:16.520 --> 0:06:18.400 forget about it. And as soon as we landed in 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:21.440 Dubai had a beers out there. I'd completely forgotten about 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:23.359 how traumatic that seventeen hours was. 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:26.320 And it was traumatic because they offered us a choice 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:28.839 of beef or chicken lane and I took the beef 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:30.080 and boy died. 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:31.760 It wrek havoc on our intestines. 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:35.000 Yeah, beef, beef by name and certainly beef by nature 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:37.280 because I had so much gas. 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:39.040 Yeah, it was out of control. 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:41.360 Yeah, it's fine for you, but I mean you were 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:43.960 probably enjoying the smell of your gas, whereas the rest 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.599 of the cabin. Yeah, and I was one of the 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:49.200 members of the rest of the cabin were getting mouthfuls 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:53.840 of methane about every what five minutes at one stage. 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:55.800 And then you went off and destroyed a toilet. You 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:57.840 destroyed there were a number of toilets, and you destroyed it. 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:01.000 And then two penguins came in after you and they 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:03.080 were shocked. They were like, oh, it stinks. 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.440 Hey, I wasn't alone. I had a teammate, I know. 0:07:08.520 --> 0:07:10.600 And I felt bad because Joe Jury was sitting next 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:12.400 to me in the aisle seat and I just was 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:14.360 like he was struggling to get to sleep. But I 0:07:14.400 --> 0:07:16.000 was like, I'm sorry, I have to climb over you 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:18.080 to go to the toilet because there is so much 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:19.200 gas building up in me. 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:19.800 The pressure. 0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:22.280 It's like, you know how if you check in luggage, 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:24.679 sometimes a pottle or something in your bed can explode 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:27.640 because of the pressure. That's how my stomach felt while 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:29.920 I was sitting there. So and I went into the 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:32.800 bathroom and it was just straight gas and just the 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.920 volume of it, the sheer amount just about lifting me 0:07:35.960 --> 0:07:39.000 off the seat. But god, there is no better feeling 0:07:39.360 --> 0:07:40.760 than farting away a stomach ache. 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:43.600 Oh yeah, the relief that was like lean It was 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:44.480 like popping a balloon. 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:47.840 Yeah, slowly, when you. 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:51.440 Can see it go down. There is nothing better than that. 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:53.960 But part of the definition of intelligence is when you 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:56.560 learn from your mistakes. I mean, that's that's kind of 0:07:56.560 --> 0:07:58.840 how humanity works. We all go through different things and 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:03.240 we learned you to generation. Interestingly, a sec hered g 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:06.320 laying over here he had the beef cheeks as you did, 0:08:06.360 --> 0:08:08.680 Terminigh and Joe, as you have the beef checks as well. 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:11.360 I had the chicken. And by the way, the checken 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:14.560 was delicious and had the beef cheeks. It had a 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:17.000 terrible effect on your guts and therefore had a terrible 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:19.320 effect on the rest of the cabin and plane. But 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:21.760 then when we're on the next leg, the option of 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:26.320 food again was chicken, meatballs or beef strogen off. And 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:28.960 you've gone back for a beef strong enough. I mean, 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:32.120 that's not learning from your experience. Next thing, you know, 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:35.720 you were doing even worse futs. You'd gone beef on beef. 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.920 You asked you, you were teasing me. 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:41.839 You were taunting me. You're going dear to get the 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:43.880 beef again, to get the beef again. You were like 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:46.720 this little devil on my shoulder on the plane. And 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:49.040 then when she came and asked me, I just blurted 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:50.679 it beef and you're like yes. 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:52.480 I thought, there's no way he's going to get the 0:08:52.480 --> 0:08:55.000 beef again. It's like, no, he'll go the beef again. 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:57.719 There was no lesson learnt at all. 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:01.079 Had an abatoire going on in your guts, it's just terrible. 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:03.640 But of course we had We also had ten great 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:07.280 New Zealanders with us on the flight. Hugh and Brandon 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:12.800 from Dean Yep, yeah, they were there. We had Andy 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:17.319 and Nick from Hastings yep. Actually from Birmingham. Birmingham by Birmingham. 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:22.280 James and Tom joined us, Callum and Phil Callum and 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:25.559 Callum and p and Mal as well on the trip, 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:26.640 all great New Zealanders. 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:29.800 Yes, and they were just they was. It was surreal 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:30.079 for them. 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:32.240 I remember we caught the coaching from the airport and 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:34.640 one of them I think was that Callum was just 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:35.679 pinching his mate. 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:38.040 He was like, what are you doing? Just checking my head? 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:41.319 This doesn't make any sense, doesn't make anything. 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:44.439 We're in Amsterdam, it's twenty degrees, it's summer, it's a 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:47.800 European summer, and we got the day off today and 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:49.280 then we hit the Heineken factory tomorrow. 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:51.240 Yes, but the big thing is where are we going 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:53.599 to watch the rugby and how are we going to 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:54.040 watch the work? 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:58.160 Yeah, when it's at seven in the morning, because it's 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:02.600 five thirty over in Sydney, So Zealand three thirty Sydney. 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:07.480 Is it day or night now here, Yeah, night where 0:10:07.520 --> 0:10:08.199 we are right now? 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:08.440 Yeah? 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:12.400 Day this morning I'm just saying, at the sun by 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:15.080 the angle, it feels a lot like the daytime. It does, 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:17.600 doesn't it to me? Although it was like morning to me, 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:21.240 I've lost all sense of time and directioned So seven 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:23.840 so three point thirty in Australia, which means five thirty 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:25.000 in New Zealand five forty five. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.640 Yeah, so then, which means seven thirty in the morning here. Well, 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:28.440 that's not a bad time. 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:29.120 No, it's not bad. 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:31.440 It's just I think it's where we find a place 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:34.840 open is and able to play. 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:37.280 I don't know where Nowhere always kind to play in 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:40.439 New Zealand and New Zealand playing Australia somewhere in No way. 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:42.280 We're gonna we might have to get everyone into this 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:44.160 room and just cast it onto the TV. 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:47.240 Yeah. Well we do have a TV that's about sixty 0:10:47.240 --> 0:10:51.120 five feet wide and about thirty feet high, because yeah, 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:52.600 it takes up half the roomless TV. 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:54.440 I've only ever seen a TV the big in our 0:10:54.720 --> 0:10:58.280 studio back home. It's right as the size the size 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.640 of the TV in a studio. But the thing is 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:02.679 all it's got is free to ear TV, which I 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:05.360 love watching whenever i'm overseas. Last year when we went 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:08.040 to Paris, Heath and I watched so much daytime French 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:11.000 TV because there's just something weird about watching it. We 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:14.160 don't understand the language and it looks just like every 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:17.080 TV show. We've got New Zealand as well, the spital 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:19.240 of that. That's all we can watch on your seventy 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:22.600 five inches of TV. The hotel we're in is to 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:25.000 describe it, it's like three wedges of cheese placed on 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:26.400 top of each other at different angles. 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:27.680 Yeah, three witches of gooda. 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:30.240 Yes, it looks like a building that belonged in Dubai 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:32.600 if i'm it's next to the big Motorway. It's a 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:34.680 very nice hotel, but it's the opposite. 0:11:34.360 --> 0:11:38.280 The big Mount Wellington and by Boys Car supermarket over 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:42.560 there and the big McDonald's. 0:11:42.559 --> 0:11:45.199 It's had potentially one of the best buffet breakfasts I've 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:46.480 had a very long time, Say. 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:49.559 Well, how goods in the four when we arrived, and 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:54.559 it's a help yourself honesty system with a cafeteria you 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:56.840 just sort of help yourself. Here is wine, yeah, anything, 0:11:56.880 --> 0:11:58.440 and then it's got a whole lot of lollies and 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:00.559 it's like help yourself picking max and don't even have 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:01.760 to pay for them. Yeah. 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:04.040 I didn't test it out last night. We went down 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:04.280 and we. 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:05.800 Picked up a couple of beers at about two in 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:08.160 the morning, and I was looking at it and I 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:09.440 was like, how many times am I going to come 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:12.920 in here before I just try and snake them with 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:14.040 that b Yeah. 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:16.040 I thought about last night because you needed to swipe 0:12:16.040 --> 0:12:18.320 an over eighteen card which we didn't have, and I 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:20.600 thought about and for a split second, I just take them. 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:22.439 And as I said that, I said maybe they got cameras. 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.840 And I looked up and there was a camera right 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:26.840 above my head looking me straight in the eye. 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:28.640 I was like, I'll wait for someone. 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:31.920 That's about the most inconvenient things so far I've experienced here, 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:35.960 because everything else here, nobody in Holland and the Netherlands, 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:38.160 everything is made easy for you. Yes, it's like, how 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:40.920 can we it's so everyone's so hospitable. Yeah, I mean 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:44.520 the people in the hotel are so helpful. And someone 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:47.920 someone said at breakfast this morning that they said that 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:49.760 their coffee machine could do with a little bit a 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:53.240 few more coffee pods. Oh yeah, and as they just 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:55.600 sort of made a suggestion because apparently when they went 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:58.120 online or something, I said, how's everything going, any suggestions? 0:12:58.160 --> 0:13:01.040 They said, maybe a few more coffee pods. Within five minutes, 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:03.640 someone from the hotel was up there and delivering coffee 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:05.920 pods into the into their hotel room. 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:07.440 Oh that's that's service. 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:08.120 How good is that? 0:13:08.200 --> 0:13:10.679 They're also it's hot spitable as well, because it's very 0:13:10.679 --> 0:13:13.160 good looking race. Oh yeah, very good looking race to Dutch. 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:15.120 Yeah, we've got in our position as one of the 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:18.600 weages of cheese in this particular, well, we're kind of 0:13:18.600 --> 0:13:20.319 in a transport hub in a funny sort of way. 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:23.840 We've got we've got a motorway, we've got tram lines, 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:27.160 we've got a train track, and we've got six bike lanes, yes, 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:31.320 which meander their way underneath us. And as a result, 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:33.560 some of the breaths are fresh air. That just and 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:35.760 no helmets here, which is great, so you can really 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:37.000 see people's faces properly. 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:38.800 But there's there's something for the mums and the deads. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:40.600 Oh, because the dudes are. 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:43.440 Tall, athletic, well, the tallest average height in the world, 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:46.400 I believe, Holland Yeah, I think they're running around the 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:48.880 six three for an average height for a man, but 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:50.760 most of them are around the bloody six six is. 0:13:50.800 --> 0:13:53.200 But the great thing about the way they boke obviously 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:55.679 the whole town is flat. It's all at sea level 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:59.600 or actually under sea level, isn't it, And so everyone's meandering, 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:01.440 no one's racing. I feel like if this was in 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:04.160 New Zealand, it'd be some absolute wounded coming past you 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:06.280 a million miles an hour. But no one does that, 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:08.520 I presume because they don't want to get where they're 0:14:08.559 --> 0:14:10.719 going and just be covered and sweat. 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:11.880 So they're just chilling. 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:14.520 And also they've got no helmets, they don't so they're 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:16.760 going up five kilometers an hour, just turtling along. 0:14:17.120 --> 0:14:18.560 And they're also going to work, so they're all quite 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:19.320 well dressed. 0:14:19.120 --> 0:14:24.200 Up and watching someone in full corporate attire on a bike, 0:14:24.280 --> 0:14:26.760 fully made up, a woman in a dress, yes, fully 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:29.000 made up, make it ready to go riding one of 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.280 a bike where you're made to have good posture. 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:33.040 Oh that's it, and you sit up so you can 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:35.520 really see all of them, yeah, you know, which is 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:38.160 quite nice, rather than hunched over some handlebars low down 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:41.280 where you end up looking at someone's brow. This is like, no, no, 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:43.240 you get the full picture of the whole body. Yeah, 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:44.480 everything presents itself. 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:47.640 Yeah, because people can putty laughing. 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:51.480 For Joe, you're you spent the first hour up against 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:52.000 the glass. 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:54.800 He did, he did, and then at a certain point 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:57.440 he became aware of himself standing in his underwear looking 0:14:57.440 --> 0:15:01.240 out the window, full body length window. And we're only 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.560 on like the second floor, so we're like very very 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:05.520 close to these people's like, oh shit, they pulled the curd. 0:15:06.000 --> 0:15:08.160 We pay money to be in this position to be 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:09.280 able to see what we've seen. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.520 Yeah, he was like the opening scene from A Succession 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:16.240 with guys up against the glass and smears smears himself 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:17.400 on the glass. 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:19.280 So what's the plan from here? 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:23.400 We've got today as we're recording this, we don't have 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:24.240 anything planned. 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:25.240 We've got a free day. 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:28.800 The recovery day after that quite traumatic twenty six hours. 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:32.240 Yeah, and we've decided to start our day off by 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:33.800 getting straight back into the beers. 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:36.240 Well, look at seven o'clock in New Zealand at the 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:38.960 moment at night is so my by body is asking 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:42.600 for a beer and who am I to deny it? 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:45.480 So I think we're going to go into town, have 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:49.359 a bit of an explore, maybe catch a train somewhere. 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:50.560 We haven't really got a plan. 0:15:50.680 --> 0:15:51.960 Well, what we'd like to do is go to a 0:15:52.000 --> 0:15:55.000 beautiful Dutch village with a windmill. That's what I want 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:56.720 to do. I've never been to a Dutch village with 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:57.280 a windmill. 0:15:57.320 --> 0:16:00.520 Put some fingers and some dikes. Yeah, okay, yeah, that'd 0:16:00.560 --> 0:16:01.720 be good. Yeah yeah, And. 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:03.280 I mean there must be lots of villages like that 0:16:03.360 --> 0:16:06.120 around the place. How hard is it. There's so many trains. 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:07.960 Yeah, that's right, they're so well connected. 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:10.880 And then the day after that, obviously you said before, 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:12.000 we've got the Heineken tour. 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:14.120 Yes, we're all blacks at seven thirty, and then the 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:17.680 Heineken we're getting a VIP tour of the heinekenfactory. And 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:19.960 then the Heineke confactory are putting on a canal boat 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.040 to bring us back with a full bar on it 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:23.640 in the afternoon. 0:16:23.720 --> 0:16:25.720 How good are the canal boats because you lie down 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:28.560 on these shays lounges and then the drinks get brought 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:30.160 to you and you just have the trees over the 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:30.720 top of you. 0:16:30.760 --> 0:16:33.720 And there's no issues weatherwise on a canal boat because 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:36.520 you don't. You don't get hit by waves. There's no swell, 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:39.040 there's no no one's going over the side unless you're 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:43.200 massively wasted, which but must happen. Not great swimming, no, 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:46.080 not great swimen in the canals. But then after that, 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:49.200 I think we fly out very early the next day 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:50.880 because of course we hear for the bier fists, so 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:53.760 very early that next day we fly straight to Munich. 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:54.320 Worryingly early. 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:54.680 Yeah. 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:56.840 I believe our flight's at like agent or nine in 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:58.800