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Speaker 1: Fleashwood and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod.

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Speaker 2: Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to

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Speaker 2: every day. Welcome to a little bit of Pod, guys.

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Speaker 1: I nearly died this morning. I nearly got killed by

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Speaker 1: a big double decker bus.

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Speaker 2: Is this why you were late? No, you're born level late.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I rocked in five thirty year.

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Speaker 2: Two in rolls. You should try five forty two. No.

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Speaker 1: I don't like it, I think, and then I've been

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Speaker 1: on the been on the back foot all day.

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Speaker 2: I don't like it.

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Speaker 1: You like me, You need to be here, you need

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Speaker 1: to settle, you need to get in but a quiet time,

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Speaker 1: get in the environment, get in the headspace. I don't

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Speaker 1: like rushing and anything being straight on.

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Speaker 2: It, whereas Vaughne just likes to rush in like a twister.

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Speaker 1: Like a tornado.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well this morning, it's like it's a bit of a

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Speaker 1: sliding doors moment because had I have been on time,

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Speaker 1: I would have, you know, avoided this bus altogether. But

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Speaker 1: where we come off the motorway and head down towards

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Speaker 1: the studio, I got to do with the ranch slider. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's like, you know, if I had have gotten up earlier,

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Speaker 1: I hadn't have done that, you know, snooze so many

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Speaker 1: times I would have gone, well, maybe I would have

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Speaker 1: been part of a crash earlier on. We don't know,

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Speaker 1: because you don't know if you had working up on time.

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Speaker 1: It could have been a logging trucks. The lanes there's like,

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Speaker 1: gods die, there's four lanes heading down to the work

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Speaker 1: and I'm on the far left lane and then one

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Speaker 1: of those big double decker like airport buses. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was up next to me. And you know, when

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Speaker 1: you're driving into a bus and you're going the same speed,

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Speaker 1: there's always a little bit like, how's he seeing me

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Speaker 1: up there? And he's so wait, you know they're not

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Speaker 1: up there, right, But the whole bus feels how is

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Speaker 1: he seeing me up there?

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Speaker 2: He's not on level one.

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Speaker 1: Driving, not driving from the top of the driver drove

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Speaker 1: from the top.

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Speaker 2: And back the wild wacky races. But it's just cameras.

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Speaker 1: He was doing that thing. It was such a big

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Speaker 1: bus and the lanes are quite narrow, where his wheel

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Speaker 1: was almost on the line that they were supposed to

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Speaker 1: share it. And I was feeling really like pushed, and

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Speaker 1: I was like in my head and it was dark.

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Speaker 1: I was like, is he coming into my lane? Then

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Speaker 1: he does. He just starts mushing me, and then there's

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Speaker 1: parked cars on my left. So he starts like coming

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Speaker 1: in like sandwich. I'm going to be sandwiched and pressed

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Speaker 1: be killed. Instantly, he starts swerving in front of me,

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Speaker 1: and then so I start tooting maniacally to let him

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Speaker 1: know that I'm down here while he's up here's the

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Speaker 1: bus at the top of the back. He can't hear

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Speaker 1: me all I was, and he didn't. He didn't stop,

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Speaker 1: so I had to jam on my brakes just before

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Speaker 1: I was about to scrape the parked cars to avoid him.

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Speaker 1: And then I think as he crossed over he realized

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Speaker 1: he wasn't even trying to get in my lane, and

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Speaker 1: then he sweared right off to.

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Speaker 2: The line, pretty on his phone at the back of

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Speaker 2: the bus.

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Speaker 1: It was not insane.

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Speaker 2: The boss of the bus coming and be like, I

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Speaker 2: don't know about this up the.

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Speaker 1: Ship from back here.

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Speaker 2: I think someone yeah, because they turned right.

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Speaker 1: Right and I go straight down. And then so I

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Speaker 1: tried to pull up and give them the what the fuck?

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Speaker 2: I gave someone to what the did you know? There

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Speaker 2: was it?

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Speaker 1: I just dried but you were riving and.

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Speaker 2: They were going one hundred. No, no, someone literally did that

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Speaker 2: exact same thing. Like they came onto the one and

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Speaker 2: I was in the middle lane. You'll be pleased to know,

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Speaker 2: not in the fast lane. I was on the middle lane,

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Speaker 2: and they just drifted through the first lane instead of

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Speaker 2: coming into the second. And I was like, flights light

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Speaker 2: lights lights horn horn horn lights lights lights, And then

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Speaker 2: they were like wow and got back in the lab.

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Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I look at them, I'm like, what

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Speaker 2: the fuck was that?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing?

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Speaker 2: They would look they were just like, yeah, I love

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Speaker 2: an eyeball.

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Speaker 1: A like, because what are you actually gonna do? Say,

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Speaker 1: what what are you doing? You? Yeah, get down from

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Speaker 1: your big bus.

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Speaker 2: Come down down.

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Speaker 1: I'm down here anyway, guys. I survived, but it was

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Speaker 1: very It was a harrowing way to start the day.

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Speaker 2: And maybe if you're on time, you'll miss the bus tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I will be because he obviously works on

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Speaker 1: that schedule.

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Speaker 2: I saw that bus when once when I was early. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you're my running very they're like every fifteen minutes those

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Speaker 2: buses A not that one, isn't it half an hour

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Speaker 2: and fifteen one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I.

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Speaker 2: Saw the one that was half an hour after that.

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Speaker 1: Then anyway, I'll be on time tomorrow. And I have

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Speaker 1: a bit of attitude. If you do listen to the

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Speaker 1: podcast and you think, gosh, you have a shitty attitude today, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that'll be why. That'll be why