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Speaker 1: is the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the seventh of October.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, Julane, although this is not the start of
Speaker 1: your morning, you were up bright and early filling in
Speaker 1: for Matt Heath on the brick.
Speaker 3: We'll not filling in. He's gone, isn't it. Yeah, he's gone.
Speaker 4: Burger No, just stepping in for on the Jeremy Well's
Speaker 4: Breakfast Show Jeremy.
Speaker 3: And Friends, Single and ready to mingle. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 3: So you know that it was good. It's good fun.
Speaker 4: Here we gave a guy on how to derail Matt
Speaker 4: Heath's first day on Z by.
Speaker 3: On different techniques on how to get on air.
Speaker 4: All Well, they take calls in the last twenty minutes
Speaker 4: of the hour, So from like the forty the topic
Speaker 4: topic topic interviews and then at forty pass they take
Speaker 4: callers for twenty minutes. Yeah, and often it's very hard
Speaker 4: to get callers because if the topic's a bit dry,
Speaker 4: that one's going to call So you've got to be
Speaker 4: willing to engage in a really dry topic and be
Speaker 4: passionate about it. And we called it the burly technique
Speaker 4: where you dropped the burley and you're shaking the burley
Speaker 4: and you're letting the fish come.
Speaker 3: That's what Matt's doing. Now, that's what you do as
Speaker 3: a caller.
Speaker 4: You've got to shake the burley and then the host go,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, this guy's into talking about this, okay, and
Speaker 4: then you hit him with the spear gun. And the
Speaker 4: example we gave them was the Murray Deeka, the famous
Speaker 4: Marridka one where Caler was talking about the Test match
Speaker 4: with the All Blacks Australia and talking about the first
Speaker 4: half and the bench and the weakness of the bench
Speaker 4: and everything, and he goes, you're exactly right, Kevin, the
Speaker 4: All Black blah bla blah blah, and then he goes,
Speaker 4: I'm just one more thing, Mary, you're a ballcunt, and
Speaker 4: just drop that one in there. So these different techniques,
Speaker 4: and then we went through the ten Acoto challenge with
Speaker 4: just repetition, just to.
Speaker 3: Derail it slightly.
Speaker 4: But we wish him all the best, but I mean
Speaker 4: he's doing well he's got thousands of thousands of fans
Speaker 4: on the Hidaki that will be tuning in. I'm sure
Speaker 4: there's going to be some temptation there because the relationship
Speaker 4: always between the Hidaky audience and the host has been
Speaker 4: kind of treated mean, keeping keen. You know, there's a
Speaker 4: lot of abuse goes on some other Mondays, for example,
Speaker 4: where you just abuse each other. Yeah, and sometimes that
Speaker 4: can get construed as people being serious.
Speaker 3: So yeah, sure hat translate across the z be well.
Speaker 1: I hope that they do think that they're taking it seriously.
Speaker 1: It'd be great fodder for the other shows if we do.
Speaker 1: You know, if people get in there and grenade it
Speaker 1: then asking he will be like Jesus, listen to what's
Speaker 1: going on in the afternoon show.
Speaker 3: Have you heard what's going on in there? Your muppet?
Speaker 3: I mean, there's going to be so many of your muppets, Yeah,
Speaker 3: coming through, There's going to be a lot.
Speaker 1: They may not even need to chum the waters because
Speaker 1: I have been a producer for a talkback radio show
Speaker 1: and the callers that you get through, you just get
Speaker 1: some of the absolute nutters. There are people who call
Speaker 1: through every single day and you're their only like lifeline
Speaker 1: and that you're the only person that they talk to
Speaker 1: during that day. We had one guy, God bless him,
Speaker 1: and I felt bad from the first time he called through.
Speaker 3: He said his his wife had just passed away, older gentleman.
Speaker 1: They called him the next day and got on here
Speaker 1: and imediately said, yeah, my wife's passed away. Then he
Speaker 1: started lying about so he would call in and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, yeah, mate, how are you getting on today?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Good, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Hey, look, we're talking about the all blacks at the moment,
Speaker 1: So if you could just keep it on topic with
Speaker 1: the all becks, Yeah, yes, sweet, I'll just talk about
Speaker 1: the all blacks.
Speaker 3: Gets on, Yeah, my wife died a man, what is
Speaker 3: this at this point?
Speaker 1: Is this some sort of like perversion that you just
Speaker 1: love telling people the grimmest shit that you could think of.
Speaker 3: And the other one is on well, particularly.
Speaker 1: On sports talkback, if you let a caller get to
Speaker 1: their second point, it is racist. Every every single one
Speaker 1: hundred percent of the time, the second point of sports
Speaker 1: talk back caller is racist. It'll be like, look, the warrior,
Speaker 1: is that just the the fitness isn't there this season?
Speaker 1: And I think that's why we're not doing too well,
Speaker 1: and then has to be like, yeah, that's great, that's
Speaker 1: a good point. Anything else in your money, guess he'll
Speaker 1: always inevitably a too many tonguins and they are always
Speaker 1: they've always had a problem with that.
Speaker 3: You're like, come on, man, just count want he is
Speaker 3: not be racist. For the second point, I did suggest
Speaker 3: actually to man. I sent him a text and I said, look, this.
Speaker 4: Will this will make your first show fly. Okay, talk topic.
Speaker 4: Would a man have crashed that ship eighty I weight
Speaker 4: hundred eighty ten eighty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the HMNZ is mono annoying. This is one of
Speaker 1: the most embarrassing stories. So I think that we've had
Speaker 1: as a country for quite some time. So we have
Speaker 1: nominally a navy. It's parked over and Devon bought, which is,
Speaker 1: you know, a pretty swanky suburban in Auckland. And I
Speaker 1: couldn't really tell you what it does. Does it ping
Speaker 1: people for undersized kenner And.
Speaker 3: It's more it's it's more.
Speaker 4: There to patrol our exclusive economic zone. So it's basically
Speaker 4: to scare away mainly Korean and Chinese fishing boats sure
Speaker 4: from coming and pillaging our resources. That's mainly what it's for.
Speaker 4: It's not for any defense in there's no guns on it.
Speaker 4: It's basically just a patrolling unit.
Speaker 1: And even now and then it goes over to conduct
Speaker 1: a reef a survey.
Speaker 3: They found the reef method.
Speaker 1: Just like there's massive boats way deeper than any of
Speaker 1: the boats you've got. We're just swimming around your harbor
Speaker 1: until we crashed into the fucking thing. That's the most
Speaker 1: humiliating thing. It just crashed straight. I don't know, they
Speaker 1: haven't really said what it's crashed into. I suspect we're
Speaker 1: going to find out it's like the biggest reef in
Speaker 1: some more that it's just completely destroyed. It burst into
Speaker 1: flames before sinking. Yeah, that's probably a good thing.
Speaker 4: Actually, you need to get some of it, of some
Speaker 4: of the diesel that's going to be it's going to be.
Speaker 3: It's not good for somemer Oh my god, can you
Speaker 3: imagine how fucked off they'd be.
Speaker 1: But you've come over here and then you've just sunk
Speaker 1: at hundred million dollar boat.
Speaker 4: You can imagine how Remember how angry we were at
Speaker 4: the boat that ran into the arena, that ran into
Speaker 4: the arena.
Speaker 3: Live it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Leehart's still talking about it. He's still selling off
Speaker 1: stuff that he found from the Rena disaster. I know,
Speaker 1: and then and we've just gone over and done that.
Speaker 1: It's one of the most embarrassing stories I think as
Speaker 1: a nation, which would be it should be a shame
Speaker 1: and we.
Speaker 4: Can have a hond of it because no one died,
Speaker 4: everyone survived, which was thankfully, no one perished.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: And I saw in one of the stories this morning
Speaker 1: it was saying it was a controversial decision to evacuate
Speaker 1: the ship pretty early, but then within an hour the
Speaker 1: whole thing was sun so it's not controversial.
Speaker 3: It's a pretty good decision. He crashed into the reef.
Speaker 3: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: You can't reverse off it and also only one years
Speaker 1: could anyway the rest of his might as well jump off.
Speaker 1: It's only the driver and needs to still be on there.
Speaker 1: But that is a great idea, Colin, what is it
Speaker 1: eighty ten eighty? Well just call those Well look, if
Speaker 1: as Pettel was white, he'd have one hundred testcaps. Let
Speaker 1: us know your thoughts. Grand Final was on last night.
Speaker 1: The Grannie disappointed with the Grannie.
Speaker 4: I was hoping and I know you already said on
Speaker 4: the met and jew shows when it was always going
Speaker 4: to be a torrid affair some of you probably could
Speaker 4: have shared with me last week. I was just, you know,
Speaker 4: I like, I had so many Maltis on that game
Speaker 4: in terms of anytime, tryscorers, points differential that I thought.
Speaker 3: Surely one of them is going to hit.
Speaker 4: I think I had seven different Maltese running, and stupidly
Speaker 4: I had at least most of them two try scorers
Speaker 4: from each team.
Speaker 3: And I thought it was going to be like last
Speaker 3: year's fine.
Speaker 4: I remember last year's final Brisbane that was a real
Speaker 4: ding dong high scoring. I was like, fuck, yeah, little
Speaker 4: did I know it's going to be a torret affair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I knew it was going to be a
Speaker 1: turgid torret affair. I had a couple on the go
Speaker 1: as well. They were both hinged on under forty and
Speaker 1: a half points, which it was the end was sixteen eight,
Speaker 1: sixteen six, Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was. It was tense, turgid. There was a lot of.
Speaker 1: Different a lot of different storylines going on throughout that one.
Speaker 1: There of course, there was the try no try, which
Speaker 1: I've seen various different angles of on social media this morning.
Speaker 1: None of them are conclusive. I do think it was
Speaker 1: a try. It hit the turf, yeah, so it so
Speaker 1: did the bunker.
Speaker 3: So did the bunker. And then they said I was
Speaker 3: sticking with the on field decisions. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then this morning there's another angle that's doing the
Speaker 1: rounds on social media. But what's misleading about that is
Speaker 1: so he grounded it initially, then he was held up
Speaker 1: and the one that's circulating social media this morning is
Speaker 1: when he was held up right, It's like, yes he was,
Speaker 1: there is an arm under the ball in that shot,
Speaker 1: but he scored it before that, and that's the misleading thing.
Speaker 1: There was also the bite. Oh bit he bite?
Speaker 3: He cam Muncher? Did he bite? Did he not bite?
Speaker 1: This one's always a squirrely one again because like, was
Speaker 1: he forcing his arm into the guy's mouth? Did can
Speaker 1: Monster actually bite him?
Speaker 3: I mean, I am if it did happen to I'm
Speaker 3: with Can Monster. If someone puts something in your mouth,
Speaker 3: you are within your rights to bite down. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think that because if you someone sticks your finger
Speaker 4: or elbow or something in your mouth.
Speaker 1: What if someone puts their face in front of your fist,
Speaker 1: are you're allowed to punch them?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: If they put their nuts in front of your you're
Speaker 1: throwing bunches and someone walks in to your punch, then
Speaker 1: they deserve it.
Speaker 3: I'm not that's a fair point. So he just sounds
Speaker 3: like he has a mouth. That's what's he supposed to do,
Speaker 3: exactly designed to bite down, he'supposed to just yeah, take it.
Speaker 3: Maybe a gag reflex kicked in with that arm when
Speaker 3: him down.
Speaker 1: Well maybe you could definitely tell when he pulled his
Speaker 1: arm away. There was resistance to him pulling his arm away.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I know you made this. One's happened quite
Speaker 1: a few times over the last couple of years.
Speaker 3: They generally get done for biting.
Speaker 1: And like I was saying on the Matt and Jerry
Speaker 1: Show this morning, hopefully we play the Melbourne Storm early
Speaker 1: doors next.
Speaker 3: Year and the munch is gone. The munch is gone.
Speaker 4: The problem for us now is for the Kiwis. So
Speaker 4: you said, Matt and Jewis show, Met's gone. Oh sorry,
Speaker 4: the Jeremy and the Jeremy and Friends Show. It'll take
Speaker 4: me a while to adjust to that.
Speaker 1: The big issue that we have now for the Kiwis
Speaker 1: is that Jerome Hughes looked like he was injured, so
Speaker 1: he was almost a no show in that game, and
Speaker 1: he was limping around before that game even played, as
Speaker 1: Jones had rung Seawan Johnson and said, if on the
Speaker 1: off chance Hughes gets injured, would you be available for
Speaker 1: the Kiwis? And just last week Sewan Johnson ruled himself
Speaker 1: out And now Hughes is injured, So fuck knows who's
Speaker 1: going to be playing in the halves for US.
Speaker 4: I yeah, he Mighty Martin probably, yeah, I'd say so,
Speaker 4: he's definitely clocked out. I mean you can't just come
Speaker 4: back for the keiwis. Yeah, yeah, he's had a couple
Speaker 4: of weeks off. He's probably.
Speaker 1: They did ask him and he said he tested the
Speaker 1: old thing out, the Achilles out, and was like, nah,
Speaker 1: the last thing you need is for your first year
Speaker 1: of retirement to be rehabbing an Achilles.
Speaker 3: To be absolutely terrifying.
Speaker 1: But at least myself and Chris Key will digest that
Speaker 1: on the Mad Monday podcast later on this afternoon, Let's
Speaker 1: take quick break and come back and talk a little
Speaker 1: bit of AB's So this afternoon, the All Black Squad
Speaker 1: will be named to go on the Northern Hemisphere tour.
Speaker 3: It be about two o'clock. Hell of a tour. Hell
Speaker 3: of a tour?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 3: Ireland, England, France? Is that right? I believe so, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's yeah.
Speaker 1: We've basically just been on a shortened version of that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and if it's anything like what we did, it's going
Speaker 1: to be a hell of a trip.
Speaker 3: I did see.
Speaker 1: So when they went over to South Africa, a few
Speaker 1: of the guys have started like vlogging and making their
Speaker 1: little YouTube videos and there about it. It was Artie
Speaker 1: Savier and Mark Talia. They've given themselves some sort of
Speaker 1: Backstreet boys nickname for these videos that they make. But
Speaker 1: they're at the hotel pool and they were just hanging out.
Speaker 1: But they were talking in the video that they really
Speaker 1: wanted to just like jump into the pool, but they're
Speaker 1: conscious of not looking like they're on holiday. They don't
Speaker 1: want to be seen to be like just skiving off.
Speaker 1: They must be so hard if you're on a European
Speaker 1: trip like that. Anyone who's been on a business trip
Speaker 1: to the overseas.
Speaker 4: Well, Yeah, that's a good point and it's something you
Speaker 4: you got to watch out for with your how your
Speaker 4: social media looks when on.
Speaker 3: A work trip. Yeah, and tv.
Speaker 4: Insead have been suffering this for a while when they're
Speaker 4: making cuts, and then the exec team was over in
Speaker 4: Lay at some sort of content conference. That photo of
Speaker 4: them like on the desert and helicopters and.
Speaker 3: Shit like that. But you've ready got to just shut
Speaker 3: it down.
Speaker 4: The unfortunate thing for us as we go over there
Speaker 4: under the guys of it as a beer garden tour.
Speaker 4: People need to see us drinking beers in a beer guarden,
Speaker 4: so it kind of works the other way for us.
Speaker 1: But it's all staged because you know, you'll see the
Speaker 1: photos of us doing that, You'll see me falling over
Speaker 1: on the traveler. But rest assured, we're on the Excel spreadsheets,
Speaker 1: we're in the emails.
Speaker 4: Absolutely that beer, you know, at that moment in time,
Speaker 4: sure it's full. And then when you see ex someone's empty. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I've just tipped that out, swapped it, swapped it.
Speaker 3: With another one. Actually didn't touch to drop a beer
Speaker 3: on that whole trip. I'm still got the Bavarian I've
Speaker 3: got the Bavarians.
Speaker 1: So I've still got the Bavarians as well. I'm desperately
Speaker 1: struggling to shake it off. On Friday, there was a
Speaker 1: long lunch at Prago for Matt heaths leaving, which he
Speaker 1: did not pay for, and.
Speaker 3: We mist win. The bill came. He ate like a king,
Speaker 3: drank like a king. Did he what? I don't know
Speaker 3: who did pay for that bill. I had to believe
Speaker 3: though it wasn't me. It wasn't me either. I also
Speaker 3: had to leave.
Speaker 1: But my point was at about seven o'clock I fell
Speaker 1: asleep on the couch on Friday night and I slept
Speaker 1: for like sixteen hours. This bloody jet legs no joke.
Speaker 1: It's out of control and I'm still so stuffy. Anyway,
Speaker 1: The long short of all of that is, do TJ
Speaker 1: and Sam kin go to the Northern Hemisphere tour?
Speaker 3: Do you reckon?
Speaker 4: I'd see that Jk's He's come out swung and saying no, TJ. No,
Speaker 4: they need to concentrate on Cortes, Noah, Hotham and roy
Speaker 4: Gard should be their priority, given that they're going to
Speaker 4: be the probably three half backs going into the World Cup.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I teem to agree a little bit.
Speaker 4: But the Sam Kine one as well was interesting because
Speaker 4: he signed up Japan for the next three years come
Speaker 4: on of January, so he's not going to be on
Speaker 4: the scene for the next World Cup.
Speaker 3: All the All Blacks for the next three years.
Speaker 4: So that's an interesting call because do you bother or
Speaker 4: do you take our best number seven or do you
Speaker 4: say right time to move on?
Speaker 3: Dolt and Papa you don't preach you, it's yours, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the difference is I don't think anyone
Speaker 1: would say that TJ has let the world on fire
Speaker 1: when he's come on, Like, is he hidden shoulders above
Speaker 1: any of those other guys, particularly if Roy Guard's.
Speaker 3: Fine, Yeah, you know, he'd be our number one half back.
Speaker 1: The difference I think with Sam Kaine is he probably
Speaker 1: is that much better than Dalton Papa. Not that it's
Speaker 1: not a shot at Papali. I'm just saying that Sam
Speaker 1: Kine has been excellent. And I think this is the
Speaker 1: thing that Raz has always going to deal with is yeah,
Speaker 1: he's going to contend for the future, but he also
Speaker 1: doesn't want to lose games as an allbecks correct, so
Speaker 1: he has.
Speaker 4: To pick the best possible players and his backs against
Speaker 4: all a little bit result wise, Yeah, at the moment.
Speaker 3: So it's whether they go for results or they go
Speaker 3: for the future. It'd be interesting.
Speaker 4: I mean my gat is the old like the Scott Robinson.
Speaker 4: I'll save last year he would go No TJ No,
Speaker 4: Sam Kaine. I'm working towards the World Cup. Yes, but
Speaker 4: since there's been so vet, since the season has been
Speaker 4: a bit warbbly, you lose a couple of games, yes, totally.
Speaker 3: Now all of a sudden you've gotta pick them. So
Speaker 3: what two o'clock today? Yep, there's an ounce.
Speaker 1: Two pm today. I reckon there'll be at least one
Speaker 1: boult that we haven't thought of. It'll be it'll probably
Speaker 1: be a prop that none of us have heard of,
Speaker 1: can remember. But I reckon there'll be at least one
Speaker 1: or two shake ups there. I think because going on
Speaker 1: this Northern he was fair too, you know you might
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: And there's a there's a fifteen being made as well.
Speaker 3: There's a second fifteen. What's fifteenth? There'll be twenty nine
Speaker 3: blokes named in that one. So there's sixty going to
Speaker 3: be sixty dudes.
Speaker 1: Yes, And the and the All Backs fifteen are only
Speaker 1: playing two games. They play against Munster and then they
Speaker 1: play against Georgia, presumably not in Georgia.
Speaker 2: So it's like.
Speaker 3: It's like a massive traveling reserve bench, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I'd rather get picked for the fifteens. They're going to
Speaker 4: have a good time. They're going to have a hell
Speaker 4: of a time in Ireland. Yeah, and then probably play.
Speaker 3: Georgia hopefully like twalking.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was about to say somewhere that I don't think
Speaker 3: they're going to go over to Georgia. Surely not. I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: I've got friends who went to Georgia about three or
Speaker 1: four months ago.
Speaker 4: You can do it in the United States Georgia or no, no, no, Georgia,
Speaker 4: United States, that'd be better.
Speaker 1: No, But yeah, yeah, that'll be a hell of a tour,
Speaker 1: like particularly if you're roy Guard, you know, and if
Speaker 1: he gets picked that all Blacks fifteen just go over there.
Speaker 3: Light monster up.
Speaker 4: That's you're right though, that is going to be a
Speaker 4: good time and then that's going to be the party
Speaker 4: to it.
Speaker 3: Get pretty severely into the Guinness. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Then if you do go over to Georgia, great wine region.
Speaker 1: Apparently they invented wine over there and Georgia it's what
Speaker 1: they're saying. They got the George Georgian monks or something invented.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly it. Have you seen just on Ireland
Speaker 3: and having a good time with the guinnesses have you?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? I'm skinning served a lot of
Speaker 3: content about splitting the G? Yes, I am.
Speaker 4: I yeah, so it's you know, it's about drinking a
Speaker 4: Guinness first sip and until it goes and it splits
Speaker 4: the G in half.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's all glad. It's not just me.
Speaker 1: No, I'm getting like videos of Sydney Sweeney, you know
Speaker 1: that one from the Hot Ones video. She's looking lustily
Speaker 1: at the guy and it's like when she sees you
Speaker 1: split the G in the first attempt.
Speaker 3: Things like that. Yeah, okay, good. I was worried there.
Speaker 4: I'm just being targeted, but it's working because I don't
Speaker 4: want to go split the G.
Speaker 3: Makes me on a fucking creamy, fucking point.
Speaker 1: Speaking of rugby though and Ireland, the Rica Juanni and
Speaker 1: Sexton thing just continues to blow. But I think this
Speaker 1: came out actually on the Friday. We didn't address it
Speaker 1: on the podcast, but obviously the books coming out from
Speaker 1: Sexton and he was saying, you know, Rica Uannie told him,
Speaker 1: don't miss your flight, enjoy retirement. You can't blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: He called him a fake, humble fucker. And then I
Speaker 1: think on the Friday, then Ricco Juanni posted to his
Speaker 1: Instagram story was the photo of the two of them
Speaker 1: with Zombie playing over the top of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, which it's also the photo of Sexton mouthing it
Speaker 4: looks like Janni's just walking away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it makes him look bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 1: It's real framing expert from there from Juannie. But then
Speaker 1: so yeah, Zombie was like the song that they were
Speaker 1: using as their sort of unofficial theme for the World Cup.
Speaker 1: And then also the lyrics are in your head and
Speaker 1: that's the part that he put on the Instagram story.
Speaker 3: And as much as.
Speaker 1: I I'm kind of on Sixth inside on this at all,
Speaker 1: but I just liked that there's a little bit of
Speaker 1: a brew haha.
Speaker 3: Though I love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love the fact that And also he's kind
Speaker 4: of ruined the song for them by putting it up
Speaker 4: as well. He's kind of taking but it's going to
Speaker 4: make that Irish test so much more spicy. You Aren't
Speaker 4: is going to be there, The fans will be well
Speaker 4: aware of all this. Sixth will be in the crowd,
Speaker 4: Johnny six Peace will be there. This is the kind
Speaker 4: of ship we've been calling out for this This is
Speaker 4: the UFC mouthing off kind of ship I've been asking for,
Speaker 4: which is great, and I think they should let them
Speaker 4: do more of that. I guarantee that at New Zealand
Speaker 4: Rugby Central on Friday there were of being panic stations
Speaker 4: around what procedures, who who authorized Rico to do that?
Speaker 4: Did Rico did someone? And where they were like is
Speaker 4: it as good as it bad?
Speaker 3: What the eyes are? My god? We need to do
Speaker 3: we need to apologize to Irish Rugby? Oh my god,
Speaker 3: what are we? That shit going on? We are mother
Speaker 3: fans like fucking a Yeah, finally, but.
Speaker 4: Because that test is going to be super spicy exactly,
Speaker 4: and if Ireland win, they are going to sing that
Speaker 4: fucking song loud and proud towards Rica Jani.
Speaker 1: So this storylines now, and this is what the NRL
Speaker 1: has been doing a great job of these last few years,
Speaker 1: and Rugby just can't get out of their own way
Speaker 1: with this kind of shit. Yeah, I hope that they.
Speaker 1: I think that they'll play that when they come out Ireland.
Speaker 4: And then if all Blacks win and then Rico just
Speaker 4: goes up with the crowd and you were here, Yeah.
Speaker 1: And that's that's what it's about they'll singing in the
Speaker 1: changing sheds if they win.
Speaker 3: This is great. I'm all for it.
Speaker 1: So yeah, more of this and more of like characters
Speaker 1: in the game and storylines rather than just show up,
Speaker 1: watch the game clap politely. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we know that rugby players respect the game and
Speaker 4: we saw it with Sam Kain's hundredth cap. You know,
Speaker 4: he got a tunnel walking off from the Aussie players
Speaker 4: annual blacks and it was great and players will still
Speaker 4: do that. But let them talk about a smack as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just you only need like one or two of
Speaker 1: them and each team. Yeah, everyone else can be the
Speaker 1: nice guy, but you need a heal like in the
Speaker 1: Wwe just sticking with rugby union as well for but
Speaker 1: the NPC's down to the quarterfinals after Yes, Tartanaki took
Speaker 1: the shield off.
Speaker 3: Tasman got it for this summer. They've got it for
Speaker 3: the summer.
Speaker 1: They won't have another challenge for the for the rest
Speaker 1: of the season and god, it must feel good. It's
Speaker 1: also very annoying for me because I really wanted South
Speaker 1: Canterbury to be able to take a bus trip.
Speaker 3: They're not going to make it to Taranaki Tatanuky's about
Speaker 3: as hard to get to as anywhere.
Speaker 4: It's as harder to get to then Napier where was
Speaker 4: where they had to go last time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are sort of the only two parts of
Speaker 1: the country I hadn't been to as a South Candebrian
Speaker 1: because they're not on the way to anywhere.
Speaker 3: You've got to. They're left and right. I've still never
Speaker 3: been to Gisbet. They left and right of State Highway
Speaker 3: one there. Yeah. So yeah, they've got the shield shield fever.
Speaker 1: They've got a stacked team too, if you if you
Speaker 1: look at that team, they've got the Napkin back there
Speaker 1: at fullback. Yeah, klein Bush here, just just stacked across
Speaker 1: the park, that Tartanaky team.
Speaker 3: And they whipped them as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they whipped them forty two nineteen or something like that.
Speaker 1: So then yeah, this weekend the quarter finals, you've got
Speaker 1: Wellington versus Counties. It's at Wellington, the Battle of the Bay,
Speaker 1: Bay of Plenty versus Hawks, Bay Tot then Totanak you
Speaker 1: take on the White Kattow at Eero Stadium.
Speaker 3: And Tasman versus Canterbury. So some good matchups this weekend
Speaker 3: at the MPC.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it has, and I'm disappointingly Auckland got pepped in
Speaker 4: a thriller yesterday at at Auckland Grammar, which actually ruined
Speaker 4: my three way, So means that means how did your
Speaker 4: three way go? How did South Canterbury go? Because I
Speaker 4: know that Carl missed out and his one too, maybe
Speaker 4: dick by warning and I went dick into butt as well,
Speaker 4: So I don't know. I will try and.
Speaker 3: Log it and log back in and that's fine. But yeah,
Speaker 3: so point the end of the NPC.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right though, it has been a the games
Speaker 4: I've watched, and that's not heap to them for the NPC. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they have been cracking games like high scoring, close, plenty
Speaker 4: of all blacks playing or former all blacks or fringe
Speaker 4: all blacks playing.
Speaker 3: So I've thoroughly enjoyed it. Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back
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Speaker 6: Gulane, congratulations on the book. One an amazing way to
Speaker 6: mark ten years of the ACC mania. Some of the
Speaker 6: stories and there would piss you off if you could read.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 6: The book's got me thinking what items would be in
Speaker 6: the ACC Museum. Obviously shit shirt would be the newest
Speaker 6: tent tree. I'd love to see the text machine, you know,
Speaker 6: all these texts are there? Is the horrors that that
Speaker 6: thing has seen, a mold of Jason Hoyt's bats, the tissue,
Speaker 6: is it camera?
Speaker 3: Is it soap?
Speaker 6: What do you think what else would be in there?
Speaker 1: We've discussed this, haven't we? Or was this the New
Speaker 1: Zealand Sporting memorabilia? Yeah, well we've got a lot of
Speaker 1: it in the studio, don't we.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do.
Speaker 4: We've got signed boxes from Karen Reed, Brenda McCallum, a
Speaker 4: few other.
Speaker 3: Bits and pieces.
Speaker 4: The photo of Jays getting his baps, out when we
Speaker 4: won the World Tiest Championship.
Speaker 1: I think if we're going to have an ACC museum,
Speaker 1: it would be like a Madame two sword's wax.
Speaker 3: Yes, figurine of Jace with the baps out. I mean,
Speaker 3: I'd be quite happy with it.
Speaker 4: With Jason in terms of Riggs, He's given a good
Speaker 4: account of photo he has and I think that's why
Speaker 4: he's quietly quite happy about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not so happy about the book. But there's the
Speaker 3: brick of cocaine.
Speaker 4: There is the bricker cocaine that's come with us obviously
Speaker 4: icing sugar, but it's making about it. But it's been
Speaker 4: stabbed so many times by various authorities thinking it is real. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we've had to Actually there's actually lots of bit so
Speaker 4: celtatee pluck it back up again. Yeah, interesting is there is? Yeah,
Speaker 4: there's the milk of the gepsy tissue. It's the photo
Speaker 4: of the perineum as ship shirt now has to go
Speaker 4: in there. Well, you can house everything in the caravan,
Speaker 4: because that's a that the caravan itself is an item
Speaker 4: that should be that should be recognized as a national treasure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, slash also burnt to the ground.
Speaker 4: Something about it I'd be quite sad if we did
Speaker 4: burn into the ground. Though there's something there's something quite
Speaker 4: nice about the fact that it's still around.
Speaker 3: It's still got a warrant, still semi functional.
Speaker 1: And every time I've taken it in for a warrant,
Speaker 1: they've said, yeah, it's past, but there is some rust
Speaker 1: that's going to require some attention at some point. But
Speaker 1: we just seemingly never approached that point.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know how. I think it's fast approaching.
Speaker 3: When the exle falls off on State Highway one, we know, I.
Speaker 1: Mean the hatch did there's an original hat baggie cap yep,
Speaker 1: behind you.
Speaker 4: The baggie's the I mean all the steate of the
Speaker 4: ship hats over the years. Every year there's a different one.
Speaker 1: So it's a collection of those, the pads that fell
Speaker 1: off Jason Hoyd's leagues.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've got them. I've got them, the black flaps,
Speaker 3: the colond of black flaps, all sorts of merchandise items.
Speaker 4: Also the hairy JF T shirts, Yes, the Cory Anderson
Speaker 4: T shirts, all the World Cup T shirts that came out. Yeah,
Speaker 4: We're magnificent, Steady of the Ship ones, the champion ones, Yes.
Speaker 1: A lot of stuff, but the text machine thing, we
Speaker 1: get thousands of texts per game. Yeah, so it would
Speaker 1: be so hard to put it on and when we could.
Speaker 4: Last year we received fifty four thousand text messages Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Yeah, see, that's exactly it. It's so hard.
Speaker 1: Like even last night commentating, they're come in so thick
Speaker 1: and fast that you're like, I can't I can't keep
Speaker 1: track of these. We're asking last night where because people
Speaker 1: were tuning in from around the world, so we said,
Speaker 1: let us know where you're watching. One guy send us
Speaker 1: in a message from his pager. He was watching in Beirut.
Speaker 1: There was there was another guy.
Speaker 3: Watching in a trench in Ukraine.
Speaker 1: Someone else was like seventy five meters below the summit
Speaker 1: of Everest and they were watching.
Speaker 3: Someone said a wreck from a reef, and some more
Speaker 3: about fifteen people I reckon the entire boe.
Speaker 1: So once they disembarked, they must have gone into up
Speaker 1: here and then just found somewhere to watch it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: we had about fifteen decks saying that they were on
Speaker 1: a boat and some more they just might have to
Speaker 1: pop off and go and watch the game on sure, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but no I think there'd be there'd be plenty of
Speaker 1: stuff that we put in there.
Speaker 3: Oh this hat now, the chicken head, the chicken hat,
Speaker 3: we're talking about it last night.
Speaker 1: The grease stains, the dancing chicken hat that Laye had
Speaker 1: on his headed October face, and these grease stains on
Speaker 1: it from when I hit you so hard in the
Speaker 1: bumper cars.
Speaker 3: The whiplash it flew off.
Speaker 4: It was like it was like one of those hits
Speaker 4: you see, one of the get googe because you've seen it.
Speaker 4: You don't see someone coming, like you're passing this way
Speaker 4: and someone hits you from that way in the ribs.
Speaker 1: That's what it was like. You're still making you I
Speaker 1: was blind, drunken. It was like the one moment that
Speaker 1: I can remember from that day. It was just rounding
Speaker 1: the corner and seeing your car stall and my eyes
Speaker 1: just lighting up.
Speaker 7: You've got this chicken hat. It was dancing away making
Speaker 7: this noise. Oh no, And I around the corner and
Speaker 7: say this.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, yeah, that's why it's got all the
Speaker 4: grease and creple over it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's disgusting, look at it. Yeah it is filthy. Yeah. No.
Speaker 1: Ship shoot to be the latest addition to the a
Speaker 1: SC Museum.
Speaker 3: Another caller here yours? Please? Yeah, yeah, Mary, first time,
Speaker 3: last time. Listen.
Speaker 4: Enough of the butter, give us the grease, give us
Speaker 4: the good oil of what we're down in Episodam.
Speaker 3: Let me on your substack. How do we hear about that?
Speaker 4: I don't have a substance. We're not planning on heavy
Speaker 4: in a substance. Look, I'll let you know the full oil.
Speaker 4: If you ever see me at a bar or a pup,
Speaker 4: come and see me, buy me a being, I'll tell
Speaker 4: you the full oil.
Speaker 3: I can't I can't put it out.
Speaker 4: On a into a into a forum which you get repeated.
Speaker 4: But I can do it face to face because then
Speaker 4: I can deny it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, and will and will tonight.
Speaker 1: But I think we were, for the most part fairly
Speaker 1: transparent what happened in Amsterdam?
Speaker 3: Did I tell?
Speaker 1: I told the story of the woman counting cash with
Speaker 1: ther baps out in the red light district? We outlasted
Speaker 1: the red light district on our first night. That's right,
Speaker 1: not quite what I remember it, the red light district.
Speaker 1: But no, I don't think we left too much out.
Speaker 1: I mean we spent a good hour describing Naden, which
Speaker 1: was the whole day of our lives.
Speaker 4: Yes, you can probably work out what went on there, Yeah,
Speaker 4: exactly from the dogship.
Speaker 1: Which yeah, but anyway, if you see, if you see
Speaker 1: laying out and about, ask him and he will tell you.
Speaker 3: One last call at yours.
Speaker 5: Please come on and I have baby.
Speaker 3: Fuck hell.
Speaker 5: Gary Freeman won the w M in the early nineties. There,
Speaker 5: wors come on, call yourself a fucking league AnyWho, fuck
Speaker 5: recage there.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I thought Gary Freeman. I thought the Wizard
Speaker 4: had won something in the past.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I must apologize to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dear friend of mine, Gary as well, had a
Speaker 1: lot to do with him over the past few years.
Speaker 1: And yeah, just to disrespect him like that, I just
Speaker 1: like to apologize to him. But I'd like to apologize
Speaker 1: to the call of their and the wider ACC community.
Speaker 3: Won't happen again. Gary Freeman.
Speaker 4: Interesting because you know you had you had the Benji
Speaker 4: Marshall step. You remember that everyone was doing the jump,
Speaker 4: But before that there was the Gary Freeman socks down
Speaker 4: end diver end pass. Yeah, we used to primary school
Speaker 4: socks down. But the past was wasn't a spiral, wasn't
Speaker 4: anything else. But it's the full end on end Gary
Speaker 4: Freeman pass. That was I remember as a kid, just
Speaker 4: everyone doing that and d just socks down your.
Speaker 3: Full wism, powerful stuff.
Speaker 1: All right, let's knock this thing on the head for today.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much to everyone who got involved on
Speaker 1: the old yours. Please fire through a few more as well.
Speaker 1: We see if we can actually tried this morning to
Speaker 1: get one of the Taranaki players on who won the shield.
Speaker 3: Haven't heard back from them this morning. They're just cleaning
Speaker 3: the resin off the shield.
Speaker 1: I reckon they might be repairing the shield, So hopefully
Speaker 1: we can get someone on down the track to find
Speaker 1: out if that shield's still in one piece. Otherwise, we'll
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow for a Tuesday episode of the Gender Podcast.
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