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Speaker 1: letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast

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Speaker 1: but didn't know that we also do a live radio show,

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Speaker 1: we do. And if you're wondering how to find out

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Speaker 1: what frequency to listen to us in your area, just

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Speaker 1: takes north or south as an island to three four

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Speaker 1: a very successful intro. Very happy with the rewriting of

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Speaker 2: Yep, I think that was great. We just recorded out

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Speaker 2: of the end of yesterday's podcast, didn't we.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we did. And for people, yeah, who might listen

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Speaker 2: Yeah, which apparently they are out there. And a few

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Speaker 2: people did message into the posts on the Conclave saying

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Speaker 2: things like, I love your daily Podcas, but I do

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Speaker 2: feel guilty when I no longer to listen to the

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Speaker 2: radio show. It's not you, it's the music. As I

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Speaker 2: struggle with nineties rock doesn't seem to do it for

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Speaker 2: me as I approach my fifties. Anyway, five Stars seem

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Speaker 2: busy please don't get sack.

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Speaker 1: Can I just say something about that you must never

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Speaker 1: feel guilty about the things that you consume. No, I'll

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Speaker 1: actually hold on take that back. Some things you probably

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Speaker 1: shouldn't consume.

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Speaker 2: Some things that you consume make you feel guilty.

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Speaker 1: Yep, definitely, And fact they have some things you you

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Speaker 1: it or knows anything about it, really is any harm done?

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Speaker 2: No, If it's not harming anyone else, then go hard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. What I do wonder is.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes playing this in mixed company might actually harm a

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I said about my son's haircuts, we need, I say,

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Speaker 1: another victim, We need bringing his people that he cut

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Did he ever let you? Did he? Did you

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Speaker 1: I would totally let him cut my hair, be happy

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what useful, useful thing to have being

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good money. And if for kids, definitely, particularly if

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Speaker 2: He cut your MAT's here. Yeah, yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: going to boarding school. Then once you get into UNI.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean twenty bucks nowadays, twenty bucks for

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Speaker 1: But like you turn on thirty minutes. I mean you're

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Speaker 3: How quick you go the clopper Kings and coum you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think someone's calling into the podcast. All right,

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Speaker 2: you'll see interesting here we go.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, welcome in. You're calling from New Zealand. Yes,

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Speaker 1: the podcast, indeed, this is the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Welcome.

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Speaker 4: I've got a question for Jeremy.

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Speaker 1: Sure, go ahead.

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Speaker 4: Whenever he says later.

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Speaker 5: Housen mm hmm. Took a breakdown on studio because the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is that right? Am? I? Mispronouncing that You're asking the.

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Speaker 1: Colin? Firstly? Colin? Am I pronouncing that right? Corn? Colon? Colin? Firstly? Well,

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Speaker 1: Her first language was Deutsch and was as well as Deutsch.

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Speaker 6: Leader hord leader.

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Speaker 4: My girlfriend's German and it drives me up.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry, do we need to get you on the

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Speaker 6: dull ingo grind Jerry?

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that. I will attempt to pronounce leader horson

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Speaker 4: I was, Oh, it's cruelty to Germans.

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Speaker 2: It is. It's actually racism, is what it is.

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Speaker 4: I think putting up with it so long.

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Speaker 2: It's ahead of ourselves. Calm, but what I will say

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Speaker 2: is thanks Jerry. Jerry. Jerry has his back to Zoe.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that's about, but so he can't

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Speaker 2: which is daily. Yeah, that's as bad as you think

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Speaker 2: it is. Maybe we need to compile a list of

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Speaker 2: all the mispronounced words on the show and clean.

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Speaker 4: No worries.

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Speaker 5: I'm always having to point out your thoughts.

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Speaker 1: Jeremy, all right, good on your colmb mate.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for the cool Thanks for.

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Speaker 1: There we go.

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Speaker 2: Hey, how I don't I don't wear it. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't wear a leader horse no, because it's barbarian,

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Speaker 6: And we don't really do that much up north.

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Speaker 1: See, this is the culture, a bit of this is

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Speaker 2: Do you have a hock on a doodle?

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Speaker 6: I have in the past, yes, but only in the

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Speaker 2: I was like, it's not for me. Now have you

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Speaker 2: From me? It was the first thing I was taught

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got's good enough wood, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And every punishing German ride guide, you know, when

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Speaker 2: And every single time they were like, yeah, it's very good.

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Speaker 2: You're not allowed to smoke on them. What you can

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Speaker 1: You're not allowed to smoke.

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Speaker 2: You're not allowed to smoke. Well, we were smoking because

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Speaker 2: get it.

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Speaker 1: Put the cigarette out.

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Speaker 2: Oh sorry, Matt, let's put it by my side. Then

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Speaker 1: How can we get back to that? The Munich beer fist?

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Speaker 1: How can we go back to that? I'd like to go,

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Speaker 1: Oh you'd love it.

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Speaker 2: Oh you would much fun. Oh you'd love it.

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Speaker 1: It's way more fun than I thought. I thought it

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Speaker 2: The pork knuckles, we're knuckling a lot of pork.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about the Munich Beerfest and all the amazing

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Speaker 1: We'll just take your time. But I mean, you start

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Speaker 2: It's incredible. But did you know that they are somewhere

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Speaker 1: It's exceptional beer. The Germans. It's the Germans Man they

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Speaker 2: Well, what we call craft beer is just there, the

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Speaker 2: differences in their regional beers. Yeah, it's like a beer

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Speaker 2: look at like stuff about that export and DeBie draft? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what about that? What about that bet that? Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Beat that? What about the motorbikes that were going

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Speaker 2: What about? Yeah? That was something else terrifying. What about

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Speaker 2: cowboy styles. They're swinging giant thick ropes across it to

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Speaker 1: Brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Then one person wants and I asked the German gentleman

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Speaker 2: how what's going on in here? And he goes, okay,

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Speaker 2: So everyone in here can participate. So after this round

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Speaker 2: leder hosen goes past thedle hoosen goes past your knee,

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Speaker 2: The next round, the guy yells something in German, and

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Speaker 2: start up was black.

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Speaker 1: After the black people.

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Speaker 2: So the guy explained it to me, if your leader

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Speaker 2: And then what happened was all of the black people

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Speaker 1: That's good stuff. So that's classically German, brilliantly German.

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Speaker 3: Obviously, someone stood up and said, hey, you can't say that.

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Speaker 3: You can't say obviously that happened.

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Speaker 1: I don't seem to care about that sort of thing.

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Speaker 2: Guys, stop it, come on, say that.

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Speaker 3: John.

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Speaker 2: Did everybody enjoy the blue eyed, blonde haired people? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: are you ready for the Blacks its basically the vibe

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Speaker 2: he was giving. I was like, come on, fellos, we

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Speaker 2: can't we can't do that anyway. Yeah, how do we

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Speaker 1: How do we get back over there?

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Speaker 3: I mean, run that comp again, just throwing it out there,

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Speaker 3: because we're in the pocket of big export culture, right

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Speaker 3: because every day on the half an hour time for

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Speaker 3: your latest sports headlines, thanks to Export Ultra the beer

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Speaker 3: for here and you know, the beer for me as well,

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Speaker 3: not just for here for me. I mean they're a

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Speaker 3: beer company. We could just keep doing that next year

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Speaker 3: and then they could send us and one winner, two

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Speaker 3: winners well.

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Speaker 2: To pull you behind the good. That is exactly how

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Speaker 2: we went last year.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know we're going to do that more.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well we are doing it, and just we're going to.

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Speaker 1: We're going to Austin, to Auckland, Auckland city limits, We're

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Speaker 1: going to limits.

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Speaker 2: And good, it will be good.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be great.

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Speaker 3: Surely, Export Ultra of the beer for here. Surely guys

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Speaker 3: you want to send your old mateus.

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Speaker 1: You got to do a different do a different thing

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Speaker 2: But yeah, can we do too next year? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: what what happens? And I'm going to do it in Hamburg?

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Speaker 2: Good stuff, A lot of.

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Speaker 1: Humburg is a great place.

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Speaker 2: West Germany North? Where's Wisburg?

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Speaker 1: What big? Never heard of Worsburg?

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Speaker 2: A different dialects is a great I'd love to go

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Speaker 2: to Berlin, I think great place.

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Speaker 3: No when they asked for the black people to go up?

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Speaker 2: No?

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