1
00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:05,040
Speaker 1: For all Your Men Bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,

2
00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,160
Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer on.

3
00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:11,520
Speaker 2: Instagram, YouTube, and tik Tok for doggets.

4
00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:14,880
Speaker 3: Four to seven every weekday on radio Recare.

5
00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:20,520
Speaker 1: That's correct, gay feels those How are you all going

6
00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:21,480
Speaker 1: really good?

7
00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:22,520
Speaker 2: Actually, you know good.

8
00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:24,560
Speaker 3: I've got square eyes, man, I mean on my laptop

9
00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,080
Speaker 3: all day, have you? Yeah, now my eyes are really weird.

10
00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,760
Speaker 3: Nap Oh really yeah, a nana nap because you're up

11
00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:31,400
Speaker 3: late last night?

12
00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,280
Speaker 2: No, well, I was up late last night. You're right

13
00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:35,800
Speaker 2: kezy because I went to that movie last night, the.

14
00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:43,840
Speaker 3: Smashing Machine, Yes, the Jason Lloyds story, Jason Beggars Rooting Days.

15
00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:46,360
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I came home and then I did

16
00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:50,880
Speaker 2: work for a while and thankfully Robin's back. Ah today

17
00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:55,800
Speaker 2: Batman will be stoked. And and then I woke up

18
00:00:55,840 --> 00:01:01,200
Speaker 2: at three point thirty boom boom, Yeah that was me up.

19
00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:05,440
Speaker 2: I got some work. Yeah nice, you know it's funny.

20
00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,520
Speaker 2: I went to bed not thinking about anything, and then

21
00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:12,280
Speaker 2: in the middle of that three thirty wake up awake, Yeah,

22
00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,920
Speaker 2: with a realization that had been happening in my brain

23
00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:17,920
Speaker 2: while I was sleeping, process something for me. Wake up.

24
00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,000
Speaker 3: Boom you get mate? So I was in like a

25
00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:24,759
Speaker 3: background update. Yeah, that's it was, and it restarted, yeah, and.

26
00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:26,200
Speaker 2: Reloaded load Mogi.

27
00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:26,959
Speaker 3: You he gets.

28
00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:31,960
Speaker 1: It's really just spiriting, isn't it. How when your brain

29
00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,959
Speaker 1: tends on at that time of the day, you just

30
00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:35,319
Speaker 1: can't go back to sleep, can't.

31
00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:37,480
Speaker 2: And I generally what I do is I spoon the

32
00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,840
Speaker 2: missus and normally that will put me back to sleep. Yes,

33
00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,199
Speaker 2: but that's the happiest place in the world for me. Same,

34
00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:43,440
Speaker 2: I can fully relax.

35
00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:48,120
Speaker 1: What's just up against the softness of their buttocks.

36
00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, the tox And normally I'm like that.

37
00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,960
Speaker 2: But I was like, no, this isn't Yeah, what I

38
00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,120
Speaker 2: was talking about the other day.

39
00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,840
Speaker 1: Actually, how my wife she can go back to bed,

40
00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,720
Speaker 1: but not to sleep till read.

41
00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,480
Speaker 3: And relax and in the morning.

42
00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:06,480
Speaker 1: In the morning, whereas when I wake up, that's me done.

43
00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,639
Speaker 2: I'm up. And that said, I'll never go back. I

44
00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,360
Speaker 2: like the idea of it, same, but it doesn't work.

45
00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:15,240
Speaker 2: As when I got the paper, spoiler, we're burning some

46
00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:22,200
Speaker 2: great content. Content on this is content I should say.

47
00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:22,919
Speaker 2: It's really good.

48
00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,120
Speaker 3: Muggie gets the paper.

49
00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so just when you hear that, then you

50
00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,440
Speaker 2: realize why I saved it.

51
00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:29,240
Speaker 3: It's on today's show.

52
00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:33,079
Speaker 1: Apparently, I'm hoping that you being on the computer wasn't

53
00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:34,000
Speaker 1: monkey porn.

54
00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:37,600
Speaker 2: Keezy, Oh god was it. There are some filth that

55
00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,160
Speaker 2: comes through with it. You're still getting that in your

56
00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:39,800
Speaker 2: algorithm in.

57
00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:43,840
Speaker 3: You're still getting like monkey buzzies and stuff.

58
00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:50,440
Speaker 4: That was a time in our lives so bad it's

59
00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,920
Speaker 4: still burned well because you've got half a mongrel and

60
00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,120
Speaker 4: shocking from you.

61
00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,960
Speaker 2: I was weirdly aroused by it.

62
00:02:57,919 --> 00:03:00,680
Speaker 3: Because you can only get like a corner in front

63
00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:04,839
Speaker 3: Keezy to go from like having square eyes and being

64
00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:07,079
Speaker 3: a bit zoned out to straight into monkey porn ice

65
00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:11,000
Speaker 3: to the front Keezy chairs like really jarring you. We

66
00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,040
Speaker 3: can just make our ways.

67
00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,400
Speaker 1: I'm waking you up.

68
00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:18,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's the equivalent of someone just like throwing a

69
00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,560
Speaker 3: bucket of ice water on my face.

70
00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,520
Speaker 1: What were you looking at on your computer?

71
00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:28,200
Speaker 3: None of your fucking business. Oh it was all day.

72
00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:30,840
Speaker 2: Do drink of the monkey porn sector of our lives?

73
00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,720
Speaker 2: Will make it into your autobiography, Jason, I think so

74
00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,560
Speaker 2: as you describe through the people that have had key

75
00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:41,200
Speaker 2: moments in your life, like Kezy and myself and old pegs. Yeah,

76
00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:42,040
Speaker 2: will that make it?

77
00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I think it'll be along the lines of

78
00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:52,280
Speaker 1: Keezy Bloody great Feller, a real talent, just concerned about

79
00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,120
Speaker 1: his consumption of monkey porn.

80
00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:58,760
Speaker 3: The Whole Chey b Show Days from four on Radio

81
00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:05,440
Speaker 3: Hurdarchy Show podcast. What would you do if, like, imagine

82
00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,560
Speaker 3: if this was the case that we were doing the

83
00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,800
Speaker 3: show and I was great to work with, very much

84
00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,840
Speaker 3: as I am now, and you did find out that

85
00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:15,560
Speaker 3: I had like a hideous monkey porn addiction and I'd

86
00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,440
Speaker 3: often just disappear in the bathroom and stuff.

87
00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that would be problem.

88
00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:20,359
Speaker 3: It would be a problem, wouldn't it.

89
00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:22,320
Speaker 1: Well, if you were doing it during work, yeah, it

90
00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:22,760
Speaker 1: would be.

91
00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:23,599
Speaker 2: But I mean I.

92
00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:28,159
Speaker 1: Wouldn't judge you if you would if if you get

93
00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,640
Speaker 1: off on monkey porn, that's your your finger.

94
00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:31,839
Speaker 3: It shouldn't.

95
00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:33,839
Speaker 1: It's like Pugs with the anime.

96
00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:36,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, but anime is at least most of the stuff

97
00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:42,040
Speaker 3: is like humans. Well usually, Actually there are some weird

98
00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,120
Speaker 3: ones in there. I remember watching some anime back in

99
00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,200
Speaker 3: the day, and they've got sort of and Pugs. You'll

100
00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:47,920
Speaker 3: be able to speak to this.

101
00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:51,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, you come in where a woman's downstairs is kind

102
00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,880
Speaker 2: of like a it was a venus fly trap, oh

103
00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,360
Speaker 2: wow sort of thing, but with gnashing teeth, et cetera,

104
00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,760
Speaker 2: et cetera. It would take a man's well as manhood

105
00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,760
Speaker 2: is terrible, bloody stuff. You're in two pegs.

106
00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:06,760
Speaker 1: Back in the day when you had like, you know,

107
00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,120
Speaker 1: dole you know, not dolls, but like the six million

108
00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,560
Speaker 1: dollar Man sort of dole actually action figures.

109
00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:14,760
Speaker 3: What do you do with them?

110
00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:16,520
Speaker 1: Did you used to take off all the clothes to

111
00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,000
Speaker 1: see if they were nudy underneath?

112
00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:22,720
Speaker 3: Not the six million dollar Man, certainly not.

113
00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,359
Speaker 2: And like did you.

114
00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:25,599
Speaker 3: Check if you had a willie?

115
00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:25,920
Speaker 4: Yeah?

116
00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, and and the female ones as well. We all

117
00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:31,640
Speaker 1: did that, didn't we fellows?

118
00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:37,240
Speaker 3: I didn't. I had hate.

119
00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:40,240
Speaker 2: I couldn't be bothered with the And then on the

120
00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:46,440
Speaker 2: TV climbing trees had just been a fucking legend. I

121
00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:52,040
Speaker 2: was doing quite the playing with your toys. Yes, yeah,

122
00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:54,760
Speaker 2: My era very much was action Man. It was a

123
00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:59,719
Speaker 2: big thing, yes, and watching nowadays, yeah, so like obviously

124
00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,960
Speaker 2: there's slightly more modern vision of the action Man was

125
00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:02,800
Speaker 2: still a massive thing.

126
00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:05,400
Speaker 3: But I couldn't stand it. I was like, who the

127
00:06:05,440 --> 00:06:07,240
Speaker 3: fun could play that well? A big one back in

128
00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,080
Speaker 3: the day that everybody wanted. Jason, it would have been

129
00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,960
Speaker 3: around about in your heyday too, was the six million

130
00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:16,440
Speaker 3: dollar man? Yes, And what he had was he had vision, yes,

131
00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:19,360
Speaker 3: and what that was was a hole through his head

132
00:06:19,839 --> 00:06:23,800
Speaker 3: with a little magnifying glass instead of an eye, and

133
00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:27,039
Speaker 3: you look through the back of his head and magnified magnified. Yeah,

134
00:06:27,080 --> 00:06:30,640
Speaker 3: absolutely garbage. You thought it was the.

135
00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:33,960
Speaker 1: Do you remember the sound effect for that on the

136
00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:34,640
Speaker 1: actual show?

137
00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:39,000
Speaker 2: I do, When he was like emotion and then the

138
00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,960
Speaker 2: sound of him jumping, it was very an incredible hulk.

139
00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,479
Speaker 2: Actually it was. Yes, he had a similar thing going

140
00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:45,159
Speaker 2: on and.

141
00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:47,160
Speaker 1: Like it focused on a buzzy and it would.

142
00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:47,280
Speaker 2: Be like.

143
00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,200
Speaker 3: I always see that noise on when you're looking out

144
00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,400
Speaker 3: the window, Jason.

145
00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:55,080
Speaker 2: Is that what it is? Now? His is ouga? Oh

146
00:06:55,200 --> 00:07:00,440
Speaker 2: that's right, yeah, ouga. He loves it, hebsolutely.

147
00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,680
Speaker 1: But I still want to know what were you looking

148
00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:06,359
Speaker 1: at on your computer? You're doing property stuff?

149
00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:10,760
Speaker 2: Yes, come on, man, how's it all going? That stuff? Man? Well,

150
00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:11,840
Speaker 2: you took us through.

151
00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:16,000
Speaker 3: It reminded don't really want to talk about it on

152
00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,120
Speaker 3: the show, And so he's dragged it out of me

153
00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:19,760
Speaker 3: now and now it's on the podcast, so that's good.

154
00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:23,280
Speaker 2: It's good stuff. Yeah, well that's not the show. Wow.

155
00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,840
Speaker 3: I mean it's under the big show title.

156
00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:26,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I mean.

157
00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:31,440
Speaker 3: You're going to go renting, maybe you might have to

158
00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,320
Speaker 3: might have to man, Yeah, which is weird. I don't

159
00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:36,960
Speaker 3: like the idea of it because you do today.

160
00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:38,760
Speaker 2: But I'm poor.

161
00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:39,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

162
00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,600
Speaker 2: See, I've made some horrendous financial decisions in my life.

163
00:07:42,640 --> 00:07:44,440
Speaker 2: So that's just where we're at, men, And that's just

164
00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:49,160
Speaker 2: what it is. It's been a long time since I've rented.

165
00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,000
Speaker 2: I'm intrigued to know what it's going to be like again.

166
00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:55,360
Speaker 1: You know what I'm most looking forward to is things

167
00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:58,520
Speaker 1: breaking and me wringing the lands again.

168
00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,840
Speaker 2: Really indignant about it as well, going on with this

169
00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:04,120
Speaker 2: flex it immediately, whereas if it was at my house,

170
00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,240
Speaker 2: it'll go unfexed for six months. You're putting somebody in

171
00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:11,520
Speaker 2: between you and the rentur, aren't you? Yes? Yeah, definitely.

172
00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:12,640
Speaker 3: Do you want me to be that person?

173
00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:14,000
Speaker 2: Maybe?

174
00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,040
Speaker 3: Why don't you get me and Megan to try out

175
00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,080
Speaker 3: to be your property manager?

176
00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,880
Speaker 1: If you like, take five percent of the ring?

177
00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, how does that sound? Ten?

178
00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:26,200
Speaker 3: You got a deal? Nah, I've seen your house probably

179
00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:27,880
Speaker 3: get one hundred bucks a week, So I'll get like

180
00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:30,960
Speaker 3: ten bucks a week. Actually, I haven't seen your house

181
00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:41,360
Speaker 3: in your I will before I move out, right, Okay, as.

182
00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,720
Speaker 1: I'm moving out, you guys can help me load them.

183
00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:46,120
Speaker 2: You have a look and take a box to the

184
00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,280
Speaker 2: truck on the way back out.

185
00:08:47,679 --> 00:08:51,480
Speaker 1: What's going on outside there? Fellas? Cacophony of children?

186
00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:53,000
Speaker 2: Cacophony? Is it? Yes?

187
00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:59,720
Speaker 3: Just bloody? What's it called school holidays? I's got nothing

188
00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:02,160
Speaker 3: to talk talk about what's going on? As I said,

189
00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,920
Speaker 3: I've got the square eyes my brain has, but fright

190
00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:05,800
Speaker 3: know why really weird.

191
00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:10,920
Speaker 2: Well monkey porn Ezy just passed it because of the

192
00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:14,360
Speaker 2: moment over it.

193
00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,400
Speaker 3: It's just like I have all the days to bring

194
00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,560
Speaker 3: up that quite full on yarn.

195
00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,840
Speaker 2: On the bright side, that's ten minutes, Yeah it is.

196
00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,600
Speaker 2: Jesus is going to be a rough show today.

197
00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,120
Speaker 1: It's going to be I'm looking at the dark and

198
00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,200
Speaker 1: just going, oh fuck, we're struggling here.

199
00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,440
Speaker 3: Oh no, that one that looks good. Mogie gets the paper,

200
00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:36,560
Speaker 3: that's good. That's good. Ship will be should we start

201
00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:37,959
Speaker 3: the show with it and be like do you get

202
00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:39,480
Speaker 3: the paper? News on three?

203
00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,720
Speaker 2: People will relate to that so much, especially our demo.

204
00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,240
Speaker 3: I actually am interested as to who does get the paper. Oh, Jase,

205
00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,760
Speaker 3: you're taking your headphones off. You're done. We're having a

206
00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:49,560
Speaker 3: finished recording man.

207
00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:53,079
Speaker 2: You're going to get a bigger chips man. Did you

208
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,240
Speaker 2: leave the last bag in the room?

209
00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:59,559
Speaker 3: Breakfast date them? Hey, listen to the Big Show weekday.

210
00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,040
Speaker 2: I'm not happy about that.

211
00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:04,160
Speaker 3: By the way, radio heard ACTI way you should have clubbing.

212
00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:04,800
Speaker 2: Down on mic checks.

213
00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:10,720
Speaker 1: Someone sold like tim packets of them.

214
00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:11,560
Speaker 2: What's that about?

215
00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:12,800
Speaker 3: H