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Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kyzy.

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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

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Speaker 2: I am there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this

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Speaker 2: Monday afternoon, twenty five minutes past four o'clock. Now many

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Speaker 2: people think, of course, that the first of September signals

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Speaker 2: the start of spring.

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Speaker 3: Not so no.

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Speaker 2: I think it's the twenty first of the around that

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Speaker 2: time that spring officially starts. But we've had some crazy

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Speaker 2: wearether fellls, and we've been talking about how you.

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Speaker 3: Deal with it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because I didn't realize, but I made a mistake

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Speaker 4: when because it was super windy in Auckland, Yes, and

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Speaker 4: I closed up my house tight, all the windows, all

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Speaker 4: the doors garaged or everything closed up. And that's how

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Speaker 4: I dealt with the wind. And it worked because my

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Speaker 4: house is totally fine this time this time luckily, Yeah, luckily.

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Speaker 4: But what I didn't realize was that you're supposed to

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Speaker 4: do with you did Jace, which has open all the

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Speaker 4: windows and doors and let the wind pass through and

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Speaker 4: the rain and the rain, and they only had a

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Speaker 4: minimal damage on your house, didn't.

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Speaker 3: It so well? Yeah, we ruined all the carpets and

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Speaker 3: the floors, et cetera.

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Speaker 2: But as I say, the the essential skeleton of the

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Speaker 2: house will remained.

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Speaker 5: It's a few windows out as well.

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Speaker 3: A few windows it actually blew them right off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it didn't just break the glass, It actually

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Speaker 2: took the whole window out, the hinges.

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Speaker 5: And everything, the hinges, the frame and if.

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Speaker 4: You tax here on three four eighty three, I thought

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Speaker 4: the windy wind was from Hoidy j breathing through his honker.

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Speaker 5: That's good stuff. Actually that's not funny jokes. I don't

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Speaker 5: think that's funny, man um.

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Speaker 2: He says as he what sucks as massive bigod gdular.

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Speaker 4: Snot, that's not what just happened. Man, Come on, bro,

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Speaker 4: no one heard that fells. I coped by having a

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Speaker 4: massive feed of reburger. This person near backing you up, Jas,

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Speaker 4: you're one hundred percent correct. Your house needs to breathe. Yes,

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Speaker 4: I didn't.

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Speaker 5: Realize the house needed to breathe.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he realized, actually, Kesy, how close he

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Speaker 2: came to death favor the weekend?

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Speaker 5: Yeah right, well yeah, I'll never make that mistake again.

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Speaker 6: No, don't you simply mausn't for me, Jay, So I

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Speaker 6: went with a different way of securing the house. This

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Speaker 6: time around, I thought I try something else, because of

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Speaker 6: course there is that famous saying batten down the hatches.

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Speaker 6: Have you heard of that keysing?

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Speaker 5: It wasn't that like a ship thing?

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Speaker 6: It's nautical. Yeah, that's right, it's nautical. So that's what

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Speaker 6: I did. I batten down the hatches. Now, obviously I

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Speaker 6: don't have hatches and on a house, but I've got

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Speaker 6: windows and doors, et cetera. So I just went round.

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Speaker 6: Luckily my wife and Dora, my wife had.

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Speaker 5: Left me again, yeah, right for the weekend.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And so I just went around and just nailed

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Speaker 6: all the windows shut. So nailed all the windows shut,

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Speaker 6: all the doors, put some boards up over the windows

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Speaker 6: as well, nailed all those downscrewed those down as well,

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Speaker 6: the French doors, the whole lot.

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Speaker 3: Just nailed everything shut.

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Speaker 6: Right, which was good because what you don't want, Jason,

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Speaker 6: is what you've got.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 6: I know you're handy, so you can put the windows

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Speaker 6: back up when you get them back from the neighbors joint,

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Speaker 6: Whereas I'm not as good as that because I've got

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Speaker 6: a little bit on at the moment. Yeah, so i'd

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Speaker 6: rather just I thought i'd try and batten down the

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Speaker 4: And then so you bettened up all the windows, all doors,

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Speaker 4: and then how did you get inside?

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Speaker 6: That was the thing? Yeah, I was stuck outside. So

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Speaker 6: in the end I had to chain myself to our trampoline.

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Speaker 6: It was a freaky, freaky experience.

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Speaker 5: Fly away last time.

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Speaker 6: It did fly away this time because I don't know

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Speaker 6: if you know, but that was the windiest wind we've

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Speaker 3: Time and the raneest rain.

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Speaker 6: And we're sort of over by the harbor bridge there,

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Speaker 6: and so we caught one of the great thermals that's

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Speaker 6: gone up there sort of at Saint Mary's Bay there,

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Speaker 6: and I was at probably six seven hundred meters and terrifying.

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Speaker 6: Hell of a you got us? Aren't we lucky to

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Speaker 6: live in Tummocky Makoto.

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Speaker 3: It's a beautiful place.

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Speaker 6: But Jesus absolutely put the ships up me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not with a trampoline sort of attached here,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 5: How did you what happened? How did you land safely?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 6: It wasn't safely so much as I landed on my

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Speaker 6: back were not my back but the back of the trampoline.

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Speaker 6: In the in the harbor, oh right, yeah, and I

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Speaker 6: got picked up by the Wahiki ferry.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, thankfully, Yeah, far out.

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Speaker 4: So you still maintain that those two options are better

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Speaker 4: ways to sort of prepare your house than what I did.

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Speaker 6: Well, obviously the mistake that I made, yeah, was not

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Speaker 6: chaining the trampoline to a fence or something.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that was my era.

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Speaker 5: Yeah right.

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Speaker 1: The Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.

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Speaker 2: Talking heads there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this

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Speaker 2: Tuesday afternoon. The time is five twenty seven. I tell

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Speaker 2: you what, fellows, I am fizzing for next year now, yeah,

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Speaker 2: can you.

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Speaker 3: Send that to me? By the way, Mogi, no worries, mate, Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The itinery from a Europe trip.

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Speaker 4: If you've just joined us, Mogan, I've just made a

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Speaker 4: week long itinery for Jase to go on holiday to

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Speaker 4: Europe next year. If you miss it, you can always

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Speaker 4: check out the Best of the Big Show podcast, which

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Speaker 4: comes out every day. Another thing I'd love to have

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Speaker 4: a sort of a it involves you, Jason, a practice run,

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Speaker 4: that is you using a new yarn music. So yesterday

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Speaker 4: on the show we chose the new end of show music.

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Speaker 4: So just before seven o'clock you'll hear the new song.

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Speaker 4: We all voted on it, and this is how we'll

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Speaker 4: close out the show.

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Speaker 5: Which is cool.

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Speaker 4: You know, that's a great little in it. It's bloody good.

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Speaker 4: And also, Jase, just because you know, we love your yarns.

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Speaker 4: Whenever you're telling a yarn. We had two songs to

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Speaker 4: choose between, so you can have this underneath it, which

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Speaker 4: I do quite like.

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Speaker 3: Or do you remember what that's from? Mogi? This kind

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Speaker 3: of feels like era man, no, no idea.

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Speaker 5: You also got this one. So what I was thinking

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Speaker 5: is do you want to tell a yarn? Do you

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Speaker 5: want to just spin a yarn? A classic Hoidy j

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, sure, just have a maybe I was thinking

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Speaker 2: that first one.

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Speaker 3: Maybe?

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, okay, that well, I sort of feel like

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Speaker 6: we should sitting there and you should just be talking, Jason,

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Speaker 6: and then as the you know, the reality of what

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Speaker 6: the story is reveals itself, then that will mean we'll

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Speaker 6: either play this song or this song fall into one

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So do you want to

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Speaker 3: Sure? Tell you what feels you're a cool.

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Speaker 2: Of course, last weekend, my wife and I finally baited

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Speaker 2: the bullet weave the garden. Oh yes, you know we

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Speaker 2: we both actually hate the gardening side of things, you know.

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Speaker 2: And and as a consequence, everything got out of control

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Speaker 2: and it made it even worse.

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Speaker 4: Do you know.

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Speaker 6: I was talking to some of your neighbors and they

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Speaker 6: refer to you as the Twits.

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Speaker 5: That's a great book, by the way, I'd be stoked.

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Speaker 6: Roll the Twits, you know, sort of got that overground here,

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Speaker 3: So and listen to him.

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Speaker 5: And then what happened in the garden.

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Speaker 2: And then I said to my wife, because it's so overwhelming,

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Speaker 2: It's like, when did we even begin? And I said, hey,

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Speaker 2: hang about I've got an idea and she went, oh, yes, darling.

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Speaker 3: What's that?

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Speaker 2: And I said, how about just for one hour, just

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Speaker 2: for one hour, we concentrate on this little section of garden, yeah,

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Speaker 2: and get just shiver it out, put it all in

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Speaker 2: the bin there.

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Speaker 3: I'll check it down the back and see how we go.

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Speaker 3: Just for one hour.

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Speaker 5: You're right, did you do it?

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Speaker 3: We sure did.

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Speaker 5: Did you use any power tools or anything?

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Speaker 3: No, there were no power tools.

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Speaker 2: It was all just human power feelings right, and we

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Speaker 2: were amazed, actually, we were stunned by how much actually

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Speaker 2: we cleared out in one hour. Can I be honest

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Speaker 2: with your feelings, Just as a little aside here, it's.

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Speaker 3: Probably about an hour twenty an hour thirty yeah, right,

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Speaker 3: so technically it wasn't just one hour.

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Speaker 5: Did anything go wrong?

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Speaker 2: Oh, you'll recall actually that I said to my wife,

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Speaker 2: you know that we've got a gate down the side

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Speaker 2: of the house there, Yeah, and we haven't used that

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Speaker 2: gate and it was not lie for ten years.

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Speaker 3: We haven't opened that gate.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: And you've got to remember that this.

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Speaker 2: Gate's got been covered in bush. Yeah, So we got

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Speaker 2: rid of all the bush bugging me. If the bust

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Speaker 2: isn't all rusted up, Jase, yeah, that you aren't ruled

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Speaker 2: this great.

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Speaker 1: The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune

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Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio hodaking.

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Speaker 2: The cult there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show. This

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Speaker 2: our Wednesday evening five thirty eight, we have.

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Speaker 4: Teamed up with our mates at trade Tested dot Co

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Speaker 4: dot in z once again for Big Deck Energy. Every

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Speaker 4: single Friday this month, we will be calling someone and

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Speaker 4: giving them two five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 5: Worth of trade tested products.

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Speaker 4: So good, that is great trade tests and do all

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Speaker 4: sorts of stuff outdoor stuff for your deck. If you

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Speaker 4: want to get your deck all set up, your barbies,

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Speaker 4: you know, your umbrowllers, your brolly's, yes, seating, all that

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Speaker 4: sort of stuff here to trade tested dot co dot

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Speaker 4: in z. Look around there and put together a shopping

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Speaker 4: list worth up to two five hundred dollars. Then go

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Speaker 4: to Hodaki dot co, dot in z. Tell us what

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Speaker 4: you've done into the comp and we could be calling

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Speaker 4: you Friday.

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Speaker 2: And I think we're doing it every Friday this month. Fellers,

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Speaker 2: how good.

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Speaker 5: It is awesome and don't forget Jason.

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Speaker 4: Actually just quickly to make your deck great with trade

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Speaker 4: tested Fellers.

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Speaker 3: I got a bone to pick?

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Speaker 5: Whoa, I got a bone A bit.

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Speaker 6: Today before the show. Was a little bit peckish, so

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Speaker 6: I went over to the sushi store. Oh yeah, they

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Speaker 6: do a little bit of a discount over there, Fellers.

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Speaker 6: I bought a selection of meats on sticks, shoe my pork,

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Speaker 6: schue may scenario delicious bastard, A couple of spring rolls,

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Speaker 6: A yum.

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Speaker 3: What are they carry rolls or spring rolls? Because they're different.

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Speaker 6: I think they're a bit Curryosh, to be honest, if

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Speaker 6: you're nice and that a spring roll, Yes, I don't

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Speaker 6: like a spring roll. Brought them back, he offered them

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Speaker 6: around old packs. He was hoing into the bastards like

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Speaker 6: nobody's business. Very generous, Hoidy j scoffing them back. You

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Speaker 6: bet yeah, oh, Keysy said no. Keysey wasn't interested. I

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Speaker 6: just had just eaten Yeah yeah, so tucked into it.

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Speaker 1: We round.

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Speaker 6: About fifteen minutes later, old Hoydy Jizbot comes into the office.

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Speaker 6: He smuggled in another packet of chips from the a SEC.

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Speaker 4: He's stolen another bag. Yeah, okay, so my hands are cleaner.

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Speaker 4: I haven't stolen a bag in a long time.

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Speaker 3: What a des graceful lie. What a disgraceful lie? Does

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Speaker 3: it anyway? I could carry on with your your little

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Speaker 3: story there?

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Speaker 6: Does he offer anyone else to.

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Speaker 2: Do?

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Speaker 6: You see what I'm saying, Man, if that was true, Jason,

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Speaker 6: I'm not saying that hypothetically, yea pathetically pathetically? What would

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Speaker 6: you say about that?

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Speaker 2: What I would say is this, on previous occasions where

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Speaker 2: it has been true that I have stolen chips from

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Speaker 2: the ACC.

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Speaker 7: Okay, so yesterday, to my experience, has been every time,

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Speaker 7: not once or twice, but every time, Old two fist

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Speaker 7: Mogi needs no invitation to hoe into seid stolen chips.

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Speaker 2: And so therefore, were it say to have happened today,

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Speaker 2: which it didn't, it is just my expectation that Mogi

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Speaker 2: would would come. He would naturally too fest out and

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Speaker 2: walk away and put us eat up on the desk

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Speaker 2: there and shove them in his gob.

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Speaker 5: Do you think that's come about? His way of doing

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Speaker 5: it has come about because of your I don't know,

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Speaker 5: aversion to offering and sharing.

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Speaker 3: I always offer.

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Speaker 2: What I've noticed is because of hypothetically this is this

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Speaker 2: is what I've noticed because of two fest Mogi. Now

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Speaker 2: Pugsign's doing it. Because what happens is you create a

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Speaker 2: situation whereby everyone thinks Mogi is going to dive in there,

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Speaker 2: three quarters of the packet are going to go in

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Speaker 2: one go, so I've got to dive in. So now

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Speaker 2: I've got a scenario where old Pug Sun and Studio

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Speaker 2: B is also two festing it.

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Speaker 3: Right, So I've got four.

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Speaker 2: Fests happening here, and I ended up sucking up the

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Speaker 2: chips in the corners of the bag remaining hypothetically hypothetic.

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Speaker 5: That was real specific for hypothetical. Oh that's good man,

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Speaker 5: I'm glad you're not.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: The only reason, of course I double fist is because

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Speaker 6: you're such a hummery with those chips. I can't get

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Speaker 6: in there. So I take my one opportunity. I take

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Speaker 6: as many as I can get, and then it seems

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Speaker 6: to me coming back. But it's good to know that

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Speaker 6: the doors always were open for old Mogi over there.

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Speaker 1: Certainly Man the whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike

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Speaker 1: and Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio

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Speaker 1: Hold Iky.

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Speaker 2: David Bowie there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this

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Speaker 2: Thursday evening. Now, I came across a phrase today which

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Speaker 2: I've never heard before, and it's just it's called a

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Speaker 2: stag bag.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's something I've invented. I just rhymed, right, and

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Speaker 4: I'm going on a stag doing. I always take my

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Speaker 4: bag with me carry on, and there's always certain things

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Speaker 4: I'd put in a stag bag for whenever I'm going

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Speaker 4: on a staggy Because big weekend, obviously, you want to

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Speaker 4: make sure that you're really making the most of it

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Speaker 4: by being prepared. I've got pugs to find me some

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Speaker 4: some heavy like sort of cool rock and roll stag music.

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Speaker 5: So hang on, Yeah, can.

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Speaker 2: I just ask there's a stag bag the same as

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Speaker 2: a fanny peck.

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Speaker 4: It can be a fanny peck, although my stag bag

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Speaker 4: needs to be like a over the shoulder bag.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 5: They might take on an air like to the gym

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Speaker 5: or something.

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Speaker 3: So you're going to a stag do with a fanny peck.

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Speaker 3: It's not what I say.

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Speaker 4: All right, fellows, the first thing you need in your

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Speaker 4: stag bag, I'm ask right, because you're going to be

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Speaker 4: sharing a bedroom with some blokes who are steam They're

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Speaker 4: gonna be snoring.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, curtains are probably gonna be shit, light's gonna be flooding,

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Speaker 5: and you need a good night's sleep.

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Speaker 2: I'd be more concerned in terms of the snoring. With

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Speaker 2: a snoz like yours and you've had a few beersies.

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Speaker 6: I'll tell you what would be a nice touch is

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Speaker 6: if you've got some ear plugs for everybody else in

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Speaker 6: the house.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, funny you say that, Mike. Okay, next thing on

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Speaker 4: the list ear plugs. I've got a whole jar of

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Speaker 4: them just in case I make a strike up a

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Speaker 4: good relationship with cause of some of the fellows in

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Speaker 4: my room. And I say, fewls, do you want some earplugs?

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Speaker 4: Because I might snore, although with this little honker probably not.

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Speaker 5: You'd barely be able to hear.

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Speaker 3: It if you cleaned your ears since the last.

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Speaker 5: Time, remember what I had really do? We did an

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Speaker 5: hearing test and yeah, that's right, that's funny.

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Speaker 4: Sleepy drops, oh, sleepy drops, because you need your sleep

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Speaker 4: on a staggy.

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Speaker 5: It's very sleep focused.

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Speaker 3: Rock and roll happening here.

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Speaker 4: I've also got a little zip lock bag with sleepy

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Speaker 4: tea in it. But just because they quite often don't

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Speaker 4: have it at the airbnb.

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Speaker 6: They never do.

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Speaker 5: No, they never do.

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Speaker 3: Did your wife pack man?

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Speaker 4: No power bank out? And about you're gonna be doing

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Speaker 4: stuff and your phone might die. Your phone might be

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Speaker 4: playing tunes, you might be doing all sorts of videos.

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Speaker 5: Yes, take a power bank with you and charge it up.

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Speaker 5: In this case, Jase, that could go in a fenny peck.

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Speaker 6: You need to make sure that your phone's charged because

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Speaker 6: you want to be able to trick where your wife's

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Speaker 6: sat while you're away.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was also going to say.

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Speaker 3: I mean, why are you on your phone? You're doing

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Speaker 3: a stag doo.

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Speaker 4: I'm not doing a stack. I'm in part yeah, but

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Speaker 4: like you get your phone out for all sorts, Jase.

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Speaker 4: I mean, you haven't been on Mini so you wouldn't chapstick.

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Speaker 4: It's quite windy the other going down south, it's cold

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Speaker 4: and you don't want wind burn.

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Speaker 5: Not because I'm kissing boys. No, that's not why I

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Speaker 5: need to. Actually, I'll get rid of that moisturizer because

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Speaker 5: you don't want to let you know you've been on

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Speaker 5: the purse. You feel like terrible.

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Speaker 3: About a leader of it. Bat.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna get rid of that as well.

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Speaker 4: Anti hestamines because I wake up a day after drinking,

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Speaker 4: I get the sneezes.

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Speaker 2: Remember, yeah, what I mean, we have a every second

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Speaker 2: day we remember.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna take my laptop and a wireless mouse down,

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Speaker 4: just because sometimes you're like, you just want to get away.

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Speaker 4: You've been on the purse with the Feilers. You just

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Speaker 4: want to get away. I've got a few games downloads.

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Speaker 5: I just want to go.

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Speaker 4: Play a game of my own for an hour, but

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Speaker 4: quiet time, then back into the action. Settlers of Katan

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Speaker 4: the board game.

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Speaker 5: You ever played? That goes great? And then lastly, four

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Speaker 5: thousand dollars worth of cocaine. What do you reckon? Fellas?

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Speaker 5: Sounds good? What the Hierarchy?

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Speaker 1: Big Show weekdays from four on radio hadarchy,