1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:02,840 Speaker 1: Hello friends, It's Matt Heath and I've started a substack 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: email newsletter called a Lifeless Punishing, just like my book. 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,480 Speaker 1: It's weekly and full of stuff that might have made 4 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 1: my book if I'd thought of it at the time. 5 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 1: You can subscribe to it for free at Matthheath dot 6 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:16,200 Speaker 1: substack dot com and one will appear in your inbox 7 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,720 Speaker 1: once a week. That's Matthheath dot substack dot com. 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Kelly, one of the greatest fullbacks of 17 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 1: all time, also played at Center Didney for the All 18 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: Blacks at one point. 19 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,200 Speaker 2: Well let's not talk about that. That was for the 20 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,559 Speaker 2: disastrous nineteen ninety nine World Cup. 21 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 1: The man can cut through a defense like a knighte 22 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:28,800 Speaker 1: through batter, honey. 23 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:33,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, he cut through defenses like the Pantsman, The Notorious 24 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 2: Pantsman Joel Harrison cut a sway through the ins in me. 25 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 3: Like a couple of. 26 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 1: Iron Maiden Fansy my maiden there, Yep, sure, the Maiden something. 27 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 2: We're going to have a photo. What we're going to 28 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,120 Speaker 2: do is I'm assuming we're going to have a photo 29 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 2: take in here, which is going to be quite unusual. Yeah, 30 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 2: you know what, we're going to stand up against the. 31 00:01:53,280 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 3: You boys could go and say hi or that's blood. 32 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,760 Speaker 2: I love to, but it's just we've got to do 33 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:05,280 Speaker 2: this podcast unfortunately, and Christian you've got. 34 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: Christian calling in them. And I want to promote my 35 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,680 Speaker 1: substackt mad He's got substack dot com writing Humiliation the 36 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:12,359 Speaker 1: Tuesday Morning Calumn out now made substeckt dot com. 37 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,680 Speaker 3: You might have to get it in by the window 38 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 3: here for this. So have we seen there's guys outside 39 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:16,560 Speaker 3: with a photo. 40 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,200 Speaker 4: We're looking for a photo be. 41 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,079 Speaker 3: Really dangerous to get the minute, would wouldn't it? It 42 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 3: would be really Yeah? Good point from those guys right on. 43 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 2: I like those guys. 44 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 3: I like them like they just prayed like sleep I 45 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,239 Speaker 3: think that I feel like I've slept. 46 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 2: They look like sleepers to me. 47 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,920 Speaker 1: Tell you, you shift a lot of T shirts at 48 00:02:41,919 --> 00:02:43,360 Speaker 1: an Iron Maiden concert, don't you? 49 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 5: Oh? 50 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,360 Speaker 1: Fuck you shift a lot of T shirts at an 51 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,079 Speaker 1: Iron Maiden. 52 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,800 Speaker 2: Iron made them were Iron Maid and T shirts when 53 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:49,320 Speaker 2: they're playing. 54 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 6: Mmm. 55 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's interesting the band that has its own 56 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 2: T shirts, So it's an interesting band. 57 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: Do you have a walk around wearing a radio headachey 58 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 1: T shirt? Do they do seven sharp tshirts? 59 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 2: Yep, we've got a We've got a Yeah, we've got 60 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 2: some merch yet seven sharp caps and have you? 61 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 3: Yeah? 62 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: Would kill you toss seven sharp cap? 63 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 3: You want one? Yeah? Yeah, yeah? Sure. 64 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:20,600 Speaker 4: Are they still making those replica hello Berry panties? They 65 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 4: sell those at the gift shop there tv Erry panties. No, 66 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 4: the replica is not the extra ones. 67 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,360 Speaker 3: Are there any Wells panties? 68 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:26,919 Speaker 6: Do? 69 00:03:26,919 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 3: They say? The Wells ones? 70 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 2: The boxes has worn like I wear them and then 71 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:32,639 Speaker 2: you put them into a little canister and you put 72 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 2: them in every. 73 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: Day before show, you're putting on and taking off twenty 74 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:37,520 Speaker 1: five pairs of pantees. 75 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,840 Speaker 2: Those ones in Japan, like get panties that have been 76 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 2: wre do TV and did run a gift shop in it? 77 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 3: Nah? They should do. They should have a gift shop 78 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 3: in there. I should do. 79 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,200 Speaker 1: Put everyone through the gift shop. You can't really visit tho. 80 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: Can you like the sea? They don't do? Do they 81 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 1: do tours? Yep? 82 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:53,560 Speaker 3: They do. 83 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:57,520 Speaker 2: Actually, the tours of the newsroom generally are auctioned off 84 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 2: at charity auctions and safe and Joe Mark Brown, who's 85 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,760 Speaker 2: in charge of the newsroom, she will do the tour. 86 00:04:03,880 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 2: They sort of swing on by and then you get 87 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 2: to sit in and watch the news being done. The 88 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 2: other day, I was walking. I was Friday night, actually 89 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 2: I was. I had to go up to the top 90 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 2: perception area TV and z it up in the eight 91 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:19,840 Speaker 2: tree in there, and it was for four o'clock. There 92 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 2: was not a soul in the entire building. Like, there 93 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:25,520 Speaker 2: was not a single person. 94 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because of layoffs or because of laziness. 95 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I think a heady mix of both. 96 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 2: So I chatted to the security guy, Ian, who's been 97 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 2: there for fifteen years, and I said. 98 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:44,839 Speaker 3: Ian, where are the yeah is everybody? And Ian said layoffs. 99 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:48,039 Speaker 2: And laziness Ian, That's exactly what it was. 100 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:53,360 Speaker 1: Me and Ian is in sinkers two four ladies flatting together. 101 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:53,920 Speaker 3: Yeah. 102 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,359 Speaker 2: I finally repaired my relationship with the end because me 103 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:57,960 Speaker 2: and I and we had some issues. 104 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,040 Speaker 1: I was out over you entering the building walking up 105 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 1: the driving ramp. 106 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:06,240 Speaker 2: Yep, I was you were caught on CCTV footage a lot. Yeah, 107 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 2: I was called a ramper. 108 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 4: And Joe Ridell facilities over the TV and Z. 109 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:11,640 Speaker 3: Yeah. 110 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:15,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, Ian, I felt and you know, I didn't ever 111 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,040 Speaker 2: express this to Ian's face, but I felt like at 112 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 2: the time, TV and Z had thought that maybe it 113 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 2: was a security business and it wasn't a television making business. 114 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:30,719 Speaker 2: It was more focused on its security and all of 115 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 2: that sort of stuff that it was about making TV 116 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 2: at the time. 117 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,360 Speaker 3: Well, there's weird things in at. 118 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 1: NZ me like that, Like every every brand like Pardeki 119 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 1: has a truck and you basically have to fill out 120 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:44,920 Speaker 1: twenty five forms and triplicate to use the truck, and 121 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,919 Speaker 1: then when you drive it out, you just get barraged 122 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 1: with emails about because it's tracking you, and you got 123 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,320 Speaker 1: to ask yourself, what is the problem you're trying to 124 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,640 Speaker 1: solve here? If you know what I mean, what's the 125 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,480 Speaker 1: worst case scenario that someone takes the truck out and 126 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 1: drives it around and does some work in it with 127 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: spending ages signing up for it and. 128 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,040 Speaker 2: Well, now if you if you go out and you 129 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:05,880 Speaker 2: speed in it, then you get an email for it. 130 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 2: I saw you speeding because they monitor the speed you go. 131 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I'm always want because I actually read 132 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: read Hastings, you know, the CEO of Netflix, and he's 133 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 1: a big believer in not overseeing anyone at all. He 134 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:20,359 Speaker 1: doesn't check their doesn't check their accounts, that doesn't have 135 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,599 Speaker 1: anyone check their expenditure or any. 136 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,080 Speaker 3: Of that kind of thing. 137 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 1: It just says to them like, I expect you to 138 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 1: keep this down, and he goes. And his idea was 139 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:32,040 Speaker 1: that all in a company that is focused on policing 140 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:37,640 Speaker 1: at workers will not be outward focusing, you know what 141 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,920 Speaker 1: I mean. So he's like, if someone's taking someone out 142 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: to dinner and they have a few bottles of wine 143 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,479 Speaker 1: themselves or whatever, that I don't really mind that in 144 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,760 Speaker 1: the big scheme of things, but I just don't want 145 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,479 Speaker 1: to hire a lot of people that are looking in 146 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:53,279 Speaker 1: at inwood into the company. Yeah, he wants everyone looking outward. 147 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, well that would that would make sense in the 148 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:58,000 Speaker 2: media company, Yeah, because your job is to send stuff out. 149 00:06:58,200 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly. 150 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 1: But there becomes There's this great paper that was written 151 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,680 Speaker 1: called bullshit Jobs, and I was talking about how the 152 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,760 Speaker 1: bigger a company gets, the more bullshit jobs that are employed, 153 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 1: and then departments just get better and bigger. That a 154 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: bullshit operated because the more bullshit they do, the more 155 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,200 Speaker 1: power they get, if you know what I mean. And 156 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 1: it's sort of a cancer that gets into companies. So 157 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 1: that's what and that's what sort of like people that 158 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:24,160 Speaker 1: just run their podcasts on their own, for example, just 159 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 1: a podcaster and there's just one person, they have very 160 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:29,680 Speaker 1: little admin to deal with. But if you suddenly got 161 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,400 Speaker 1: up to a podcast network and you have fifty people, 162 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 1: then you start hiring managers because you have to to 163 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:38,200 Speaker 1: manage those people. Then those managers have to bring in systems, 164 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:42,400 Speaker 1: and then those systems need to be run and then 165 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:45,560 Speaker 1: just as a company, and it's and naturally it brings 166 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 1: in friction into the system. 167 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:48,360 Speaker 3: You know. I was reading that. 168 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 4: There's an article in one of the New York is 169 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:52,480 Speaker 4: not that long ago, and it's about this idea and 170 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 4: it was someone talking about the new things that started 171 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:58,280 Speaker 4: where it's essentially people are just being putting out. People 172 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 4: now in the workforce are just putting out their own fire. 173 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,240 Speaker 4: So like people are making fires and then about two 174 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:05,200 Speaker 4: days later they're fixing the fires. And then that just 175 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,800 Speaker 4: that's kind of how they work. Yeah, starting fires to 176 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:09,320 Speaker 4: put them out. 177 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 3: Boy, a lot of people if you start. Really I 178 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 3: remember there was a. 179 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 1: Guy that we worked There was a guy that we 180 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,360 Speaker 1: worked with I won't say his name, but in a 181 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,600 Speaker 1: department in this company that was putting out starting fires 182 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 1: just to put them out. And then he'd come to 183 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,080 Speaker 1: you and you go, this has happened. And then after 184 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,880 Speaker 1: about a year you realize you're starting all the stuff. 185 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,480 Speaker 1: You're at the start and end of all of it. 186 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, I see his moved from place to place. Yeah, 187 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,760 Speaker 2: and he's been putting up, starting and putting out fires 188 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:33,720 Speaker 2: and other places too. 189 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:35,439 Speaker 3: With him. 190 00:08:35,559 --> 00:08:38,120 Speaker 1: Unfortunately at one point he burned himself to the ground. 191 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 1: But be like me going up to Meshy and going, hey, 192 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:45,360 Speaker 1: Jerry's like just got a real problem with you at 193 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,720 Speaker 1: the moment. He's just a bit annoyed about. 194 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:48,720 Speaker 6: Oh. 195 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:50,400 Speaker 1: We had an example of this when a guy came 196 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:53,600 Speaker 1: in and said, he's just thinking that, Hey, this person 197 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:56,679 Speaker 1: doesn't like the nickname you're using for for him. And 198 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,560 Speaker 1: then we text to the person said what, I don't 199 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 1: even know that guy, So that there is these people 200 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,520 Speaker 1: that things in there. Yeah, that's really weird. 201 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,840 Speaker 2: Well, in that situation, it turned out that that person 202 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:09,720 Speaker 2: had had then text that the person whose nickname it 203 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:13,240 Speaker 2: was and said, Hey, just so you know, I've had 204 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,200 Speaker 2: having a chat to the guys about this nickname and 205 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 2: I'm going to get them to change it for you. 206 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,640 Speaker 2: And he was like, no, you don't need to change it. 207 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:19,240 Speaker 2: I'm fine with it. 208 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,680 Speaker 3: Because then that guy to Thread and said, and Thread, 209 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:22,440 Speaker 3: I love those. 210 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:25,400 Speaker 2: Guys that he still he's still attempted to change it 211 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,400 Speaker 2: and came in and said that he was solving a 212 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,400 Speaker 2: problem because this other person was upset about the nickname. 213 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:34,080 Speaker 2: That he'd completely fabricated the entire thing. It was very strange, 214 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:37,120 Speaker 2: thought it was weird. That's an interesting insight into that 215 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,080 Speaker 2: particular person's mind. 216 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:41,040 Speaker 1: What is the goal there? I can see how you 217 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,920 Speaker 1: can do it. But like in companies, there's people that 218 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:46,120 Speaker 1: work forward and actually this happens with bands. You'll have 219 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,080 Speaker 1: a manager and because the bands are just focused on 220 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,880 Speaker 1: playing the shows and writing the songs. A manager can 221 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:53,439 Speaker 1: work across for themselves and cut out. But if you 222 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:55,880 Speaker 1: get into big corporations, you sometimes come across people that 223 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:59,640 Speaker 1: are working only politically politically for themselves within the company, 224 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,360 Speaker 1: and they don't care how much success there is going forward. 225 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,880 Speaker 1: And in any given company, there's quite a lot of 226 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,400 Speaker 1: quite a huge percentage of that. But if you're at 227 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:11,040 Speaker 1: the cold face of creating content in the media company, 228 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,000 Speaker 1: you can't really be that person. 229 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:15,000 Speaker 3: Because it takes a lot of energy. 230 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, because you've just got to come up with stuff, 231 00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:19,280 Speaker 1: so you can really get played against if you're if 232 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,400 Speaker 1: you're not careful, Hey, can I play you guys some audio? 233 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,560 Speaker 3: Please see what you think of this tune? 234 00:10:24,559 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 6: You on. 235 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:30,880 Speaker 7: Get a guys, look at his bike. 236 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,440 Speaker 1: Like your guys. My mom said, it's cool. 237 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:40,959 Speaker 2: It's cool. 238 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,160 Speaker 7: No, Morris, it's not cool. 239 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:44,679 Speaker 3: We've given you a girl's bike. 240 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:51,560 Speaker 7: Let's see how they react. Ironically, the very thing means 241 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,440 Speaker 7: to protect Morris's head is now being used to meet 242 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:58,520 Speaker 7: out of vicious beating. He's learned a harsh lesson today 243 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:02,640 Speaker 7: for four classes to begun. There's nothing cool about. 244 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:09,000 Speaker 3: Steadler Who's a tea bag? 245 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:09,920 Speaker 6: That was? 246 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,880 Speaker 1: That was a reenactment of something that happened to me 247 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,959 Speaker 1: when I my first day of intermediate, when I went 248 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,200 Speaker 1: to school and I had a shining UBMX and I 249 00:11:18,240 --> 00:11:21,600 Speaker 1: had a special full face helmet, and I arrived at 250 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,600 Speaker 1: school and it wasn't cool to wear a really cool 251 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 1: flash BBX racing gear at Bell McEwen Intermediate And as 252 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,920 Speaker 1: I was locking my biicup, someone took my helmet off 253 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,360 Speaker 1: me three guys and started throwing it around. And then 254 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,400 Speaker 1: I jumped up to try and get it, and then 255 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,800 Speaker 1: and then they noticed I kind of had a helmet 256 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,559 Speaker 1: head haircut and started calling me a helmet out of 257 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,079 Speaker 1: it and beat the living shit out of me for 258 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,679 Speaker 1: five minutes the start of intermedia. The ship been out 259 00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:47,400 Speaker 1: of me first day with a helmet around my head. 260 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,480 Speaker 1: And so yeah, I remade that in back of the 261 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:53,840 Speaker 1: back of the y. So I've just been relocking into it. 262 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,240 Speaker 1: I remade made the thing, but I swopped it around 263 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 1: for a wood winning act of Phil Bruff playing the 264 00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,320 Speaker 1: role of me and changed his name to Morris. 265 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,120 Speaker 3: Ed the red head part. 266 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:06,640 Speaker 1: Well, we couldn't do the bowl cut because we didn't 267 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:09,240 Speaker 1: have any way to do my humiliating bowl cut. Here's 268 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 1: my bowl cut, Mesh, you come and look at us. 269 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,560 Speaker 1: This is the bold cut I was sporting. That's that's 270 00:12:13,679 --> 00:12:17,520 Speaker 1: the bowl cut I was sporting. Yeah, and so I can. 271 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,120 Speaker 3: See that's a proper phelic shaped bowl cut that on. 272 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,800 Speaker 1: But anyway, the reason why I talk about this is 273 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:25,560 Speaker 1: because recently I arrived at work on my little e bike, 274 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:28,200 Speaker 1: my little orange bike, and a similar thing happened because 275 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,760 Speaker 1: I pulled up in front of the cool kids again, 276 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,440 Speaker 1: which was you, Jeremy and David Nieker, and you had 277 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,280 Speaker 1: and you had the you had the call bike, and 278 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,840 Speaker 1: once again I was backing intermediate. 279 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:37,320 Speaker 3: Just didn't pack on me. 280 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:39,600 Speaker 1: But still at any point I felt like you could 281 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,640 Speaker 1: have taken my helmet off and hit me around the 282 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:42,000 Speaker 1: head with that. 283 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,480 Speaker 2: David Nicer did say, that's exactly the type of bike 284 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,440 Speaker 2: that I thought you'd ride. And I mean, you could 285 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,480 Speaker 2: take that as an insult, or you could take that 286 00:12:49,559 --> 00:12:51,160 Speaker 2: it's just a general observation. 287 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:52,679 Speaker 3: Well, I'll tell you what. 288 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,920 Speaker 1: I turned it into content with the on my subject 289 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:59,959 Speaker 1: Matt subject dot com. Rideing humiliation the Tuesday Morning column. 290 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:02,480 Speaker 1: A dangerously uncalled bike a head injury and a mean 291 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,240 Speaker 1: comment from an incredibly handsome professional boxer may be a 292 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,480 Speaker 1: fan of embarrassing my myself. You can read that right now. 293 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:10,600 Speaker 1: It meant he's got substack dot com. 294 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:13,040 Speaker 2: Not I'm not just saying that. I'm not evening just 295 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,959 Speaker 2: brought this up to promote my substance. It doesn't sound 296 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,960 Speaker 2: like you have it all. Doesn't sound like you wouldn't. 297 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,920 Speaker 1: I wouldn't use this forum to promote my own ship. 298 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,080 Speaker 3: No, why would you? 299 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:21,880 Speaker 2: Why would you do that? 300 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:25,960 Speaker 1: Anyway, let's circle back round to your penties, my p Well, 301 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,880 Speaker 1: if I'm howking shit, and then then I think it's 302 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 1: only fear that only fear that you hock your seven 303 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,600 Speaker 1: sharp stuff, you anything, you've got, anything that you're selling 304 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:35,600 Speaker 1: the moment message. 305 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,679 Speaker 4: You know, I was just thinking that I should I 306 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:37,960 Speaker 4: should probably start something. 307 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:38,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, this would be big. 308 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:41,559 Speaker 4: I've got no jokes sid that there's a platform that 309 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,360 Speaker 4: I should probably start using at some point. 310 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:46,760 Speaker 3: Maybe I should start Let's start a substack mate and 311 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,319 Speaker 3: what and write about what? Just write about your experiences 312 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,040 Speaker 3: with Jay Wells. 313 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:53,600 Speaker 4: Why not just like slightly creepy, kind of handy ones. 314 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,480 Speaker 2: I think go back to something something more practical, something 315 00:13:56,880 --> 00:14:00,160 Speaker 2: a little bit more solid, like for example, as are 316 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:04,319 Speaker 2: saying before, like your undies. But I think and your 317 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:08,640 Speaker 2: situation just lightly soiled, just not actually heavily soiled. Because 318 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 2: you reckon, there's anything always know where the line is? 319 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:10,760 Speaker 6: Man? She? 320 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,000 Speaker 3: Do you reckon? There's anything you could. 321 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,640 Speaker 1: Do on only Fans that I would subscribe to. 322 00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:21,040 Speaker 2: No, I don't know if I don't really know something 323 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,640 Speaker 2: some kind of track you've got up your sleeve, Lauren, 324 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,760 Speaker 2: somewhere you track up your sleep. 325 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,440 Speaker 3: No, you are right, There's are a lot of options 326 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:29,120 Speaker 3: involving Laurence. 327 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,280 Speaker 4: I'm sure I would make plenty of money, but I'm 328 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,680 Speaker 4: pretty keen to stay away from those. 329 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:36,880 Speaker 1: You don't want to get down the path of pushing 330 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,320 Speaker 1: your girlfriend into stuff like that to make money, because 331 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,240 Speaker 1: you end up going to hell as the most evil 332 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:41,920 Speaker 1: person in the world. 333 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,600 Speaker 2: You must suff something in your bagger tracks, something in 334 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,640 Speaker 2: my bigger tracks, mane. 335 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:49,200 Speaker 3: You can share with people your magic. Why don't your 336 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,920 Speaker 3: crack open your magic again? On pay for that and 337 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:51,680 Speaker 3: an only fans. 338 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,760 Speaker 2: Here's a flescid penis. Hey, Preston, now, it's erect. 339 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,200 Speaker 3: Is the thing you could get a flescid penis. 340 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,200 Speaker 1: How would you get how would he get how would 341 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:03,680 Speaker 1: get it? 342 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,200 Speaker 3: Fless? 343 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,280 Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't know what I was thinking that. What 344 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:07,960 Speaker 2: was I thinking? 345 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,280 Speaker 3: It's impossible? Yeah, it's impossible. 346 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,480 Speaker 2: Can we take a break and come back with Christian color. 347 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:14,240 Speaker 6: Yeah? 348 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,760 Speaker 3: I think we just want to take a ship as well. 349 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 3: That was triggering for me that chat because I actually 350 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,720 Speaker 3: am film it and put on fans. I'll pay for that. 351 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,160 Speaker 4: Film it from what like a kind of from a 352 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:29,040 Speaker 4: worm's view from down below, just haven't dropped down onto 353 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:29,520 Speaker 4: the lens. 354 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:42,080 Speaker 8: Yep, it'll come back with Christian Coln. 355 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,240 Speaker 1: We're back and my back and what I saw from 356 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:48,080 Speaker 1: a worm's view, I don't I actually don't get a 357 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,160 Speaker 1: I actually don't want to pay for that. Not subscribing 358 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,960 Speaker 1: subscribing one. That's one and done for me on your 359 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:55,480 Speaker 1: Only Fans. 360 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's quite freaky looking up into you, MESHI. 361 00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,360 Speaker 3: I'd rather not look up to you. 362 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,680 Speaker 2: There's one thing I'd rather not do. Christian Callen, are 363 00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:04,040 Speaker 2: you there? 364 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:05,520 Speaker 6: Am? 365 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:09,880 Speaker 2: Sorry? Jeez, you had to listen to that horrific conversation 366 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:13,800 Speaker 2: that we're having about Mershi, who's producer who's trying to 367 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,800 Speaker 2: run some kind of weird OnlyFans page where he sort 368 00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:18,480 Speaker 2: of does a worm's eye view of things that he 369 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:20,000 Speaker 2: does on the toilet, and we don't want to see 370 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:20,440 Speaker 2: that sort of. 371 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,280 Speaker 6: Make plenty of money though far. 372 00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going to make some He's going to make 373 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,560 Speaker 1: good coin. This's no doubt about that totally. 374 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,720 Speaker 2: We don't want to talk about that sort of nonsense 375 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,000 Speaker 2: with an all black. Great, that's that's not right. Welcome 376 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:38,600 Speaker 2: to the podcast, Christian, Thank you. Where do we find 377 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,440 Speaker 2: you today? 378 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,760 Speaker 6: I'm just sitting in the car, just drop the kids 379 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:46,280 Speaker 6: off at school. So yeah, but chilly down here today 380 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,280 Speaker 6: on the Kepi coast, but it's all good. 381 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:51,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, Well this thoughts impressed to Awkland us 382 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:53,880 Speaker 1: because it's at thirteen degrees and they were giving announcements 383 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,520 Speaker 1: today that we need to rug up because we can't 384 00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:01,760 Speaker 1: handle anything under thirteen degrees. So Liberty Treasure Island, you've 385 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:02,960 Speaker 1: just been being out there? 386 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:03,720 Speaker 3: Where was that shot? 387 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:04,080 Speaker 1: This time? 388 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:10,680 Speaker 6: Just off Coramandel somewhere. It was about a thirty minute boat. 389 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:13,639 Speaker 5: Ride, sort of still still inland, but ye're quicker to 390 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,320 Speaker 5: get there by a boat. So yeah, but a farm 391 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:21,040 Speaker 5: farmland that they they turned into a treasure island. 392 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,480 Speaker 2: Oh okay, so really as an island as the North 393 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:28,320 Speaker 2: Island is that right, that's. 394 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:28,880 Speaker 6: A big island. 395 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,600 Speaker 5: It wasn't quite Fiji Fiji or Balley or any anywhere 396 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,960 Speaker 5: special like that. So yeah, she got reasonably cold at night. 397 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,200 Speaker 5: And yeah, yeah, that's one of the tropics. 398 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,560 Speaker 1: I think that that whole thing of doing celebrity Treasure 399 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 1: Island in New Zealand has been a bit a bit 400 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:46,920 Speaker 1: more challenging in terms of the night times the people 401 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,280 Speaker 1: used to speak. Although to be fair, Lanna Cocroft didn't 402 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:50,920 Speaker 1: she nearly die on a cockroach at one point. 403 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,160 Speaker 3: It's been challenging in the past. 404 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,959 Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the cockroach situation. Didn't need any cockroaches, 405 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:55,679 Speaker 2: did you, Christian? 406 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,600 Speaker 6: No, No, that's not my thing mate. 407 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:03,200 Speaker 5: I'm I'm not a big outdoorsy type boshwaalkie fishing. 408 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,480 Speaker 6: I don't really like the sand, so all. 409 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:09,480 Speaker 5: The things that I'm actually against what every kind of 410 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,359 Speaker 5: that head us. Yeah, I don't mind swimming in the sea, 411 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,920 Speaker 5: but yeah, just when you get out and saying it's 412 00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:18,320 Speaker 5: in between your bloody toes and you know it's in 413 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:19,439 Speaker 5: your towel and your clothes. 414 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:20,960 Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't like the sand. 415 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,040 Speaker 2: Oh, I never would have picked you for a guy. 416 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,720 Speaker 2: That didn't like the sand. That's that's quite interesting. 417 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:31,200 Speaker 6: Yeah, I like the heat. I love I love the idea. 418 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:33,320 Speaker 5: Of going to the beach, but yeah, when you're leaving sand, 419 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:34,840 Speaker 5: sand ends up everywhere. 420 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,720 Speaker 6: Yet it does my head and it's. 421 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:38,119 Speaker 2: A pretty because I would have thought the beach is 422 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:39,720 Speaker 2: a good opportunity for you to get the rig out. 423 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:41,320 Speaker 2: I was just looking at a picture of you here 424 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:45,359 Speaker 2: and the rig good shape. It's rig still looking particularly good. 425 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,439 Speaker 2: What are you what's your routine at the moment? What 426 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,040 Speaker 2: are you doing exercise wise? 427 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:52,440 Speaker 6: Are you looking at a picture like from twenty years ago? 428 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:56,920 Speaker 3: You were always famous. 429 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,800 Speaker 1: You always rumors that you were you were a demon 430 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,200 Speaker 1: in the German terms of your your power to weight 431 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,080 Speaker 1: ratio and how much you could be bench but that 432 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,200 Speaker 1: was that was a really common rumor about you back 433 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:08,880 Speaker 1: back in the day when your AB's was that true. 434 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,399 Speaker 5: Oh it's a good room, right so yeah, yeah you 435 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,560 Speaker 5: no at there. Let's see the body to weight ratio. 436 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,520 Speaker 5: So there were guys doing there's guys doing more weight, 437 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,800 Speaker 5: but they were the usually the prop boards with a 438 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,560 Speaker 5: big chests and short arms, so their bench press was 439 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,680 Speaker 5: a bit of a shorter push. 440 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,800 Speaker 6: Than what what us backs were so Yeah, I. 441 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,440 Speaker 5: Was about eighty five kgs or something, doing about one 442 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,240 Speaker 5: fifty five or something like that. 443 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:34,840 Speaker 6: Wo. 444 00:19:35,359 --> 00:19:36,920 Speaker 3: No, that's buddy good because. 445 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,080 Speaker 6: I could not. I could not do that. 446 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,400 Speaker 3: Now well, looking back. 447 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,400 Speaker 2: At it, like the time that you played, the time 448 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,840 Speaker 2: when when you did play for the Orbites. I watched 449 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,920 Speaker 2: a game recently. It was the Blues versus the Highlanders 450 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:53,040 Speaker 2: from nineteen ninety eight I think it was. And man, 451 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:57,840 Speaker 2: the rugby was. It was really quick, It was intense. 452 00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:00,280 Speaker 2: There was there was no mucking around for scra so 453 00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,320 Speaker 2: I mean the scrum was packed down and at least 454 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,880 Speaker 2: less than ten seconds every single time. It was like yep, 455 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,200 Speaker 2: just knock on all right here, quick, scrumb it down 456 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,159 Speaker 2: and the ball. I saw these guys flying into rucks 457 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:14,879 Speaker 2: and I thought to myself, what the fuck are you 458 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,879 Speaker 2: up to? This is this is nuts. People were flying 459 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:21,119 Speaker 2: in from all angles, people were getting spat out of 460 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:25,359 Speaker 2: the back with people rucking the shit out of people's backs, and. 461 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,160 Speaker 3: It was It was brutal, but it was really good 462 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:27,560 Speaker 3: to watch. 463 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:29,680 Speaker 6: Yeah, the good old days. 464 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 5: I think if you're a flanker back in those days, 465 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,080 Speaker 5: if you came in and had a shower, you didn't 466 00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:35,400 Speaker 5: have any rucknack ruck marks on your back. You didn't 467 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,640 Speaker 5: have a good good game. So yeah, the old rest 468 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,000 Speaker 5: are a bit leaning and back back then. And I 469 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:45,119 Speaker 5: can still remember that I got tackled out wide and 470 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,359 Speaker 5: something happened and it ended up being a scrum, and 471 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:49,560 Speaker 5: I was running back to position and I turned around 472 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:53,720 Speaker 5: and the ball was in Mercer's hands. 473 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,840 Speaker 6: The scrumming form, I think. 474 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:58,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, back then, the front row used to be a race, 475 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,800 Speaker 5: a race to get to the Also, the quicker you 476 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:01,400 Speaker 5: got there. 477 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,879 Speaker 6: They yeah, you usually won the scrum. 478 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,359 Speaker 5: So, yeah, she's slowed up a bit now, but I 479 00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:09,800 Speaker 5: guess they you know, I mean, sometimes it does our heading, 480 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:11,360 Speaker 5: but I guess there's a bit of a safety thing. 481 00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:13,960 Speaker 5: And the boys are probably bigger and more powerful and 482 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,280 Speaker 5: you know, a bit more a better technique. So yeah, 483 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,280 Speaker 5: I guess I've got to look after But yeah, to 484 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,440 Speaker 5: a certain extent, that sort of does my heading about 485 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,399 Speaker 5: how long, so much less scrums. 486 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,760 Speaker 1: You had so much less rest back in the day. Though, 487 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,320 Speaker 1: it have a good set of much bigger set of lungs. 488 00:21:28,359 --> 00:21:29,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, and you had to play a full game. 489 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,680 Speaker 6: That's true, that's true. 490 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, I mean, yeah, you do only usually get 491 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,399 Speaker 5: subbed off, especially in the forward's a if if you 492 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,399 Speaker 5: got injured, and yeah, I mean still remember you know 493 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,920 Speaker 5: FITZI when he got finally got subbed off, man, he 494 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:45,240 Speaker 5: didn't want to come off. You'd play with the injuries 495 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,040 Speaker 5: and you give some mug another chance. And I think 496 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,960 Speaker 5: normally it said on the bench, well bloody fifty odd 497 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,200 Speaker 5: test matches or something like that. 498 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,720 Speaker 1: So the last thing in one and then changed an 499 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:57,280 Speaker 1: impact player coming on and proving themselves. 500 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, and the other part wasn't that's right if you're 501 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:00,680 Speaker 3: talking to the head. 502 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,280 Speaker 2: As long as you're as long as after you got 503 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,640 Speaker 2: up you went the right direction back to your side, 504 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,439 Speaker 2: then you're all good to go. But I mean if 505 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,359 Speaker 2: you wandered around sort of a little bit jelly legged 506 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,840 Speaker 2: in the opposition's back line, they generally have a little 507 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,399 Speaker 2: look at you. Maybe you'd take a knee and just 508 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:19,159 Speaker 2: take five. But yeah, that was what I noticed in 509 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,639 Speaker 2: this game that I was watching. Is is it the 510 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:24,760 Speaker 2: amount of what I'm trying to say is I think 511 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,480 Speaker 2: you could. I felt like you could play the game 512 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,000 Speaker 2: if you wanted to and you were fit, You could 513 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,800 Speaker 2: play the game at pace. Whereas now what I'm watching. 514 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,840 Speaker 2: Is that traditional idea that the All Blacks have had 515 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,680 Speaker 2: over the last week while, which is to play test 516 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 2: rugby as quick as you can. I don't know if 517 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,400 Speaker 2: that's possible anymore. I think it's much easier to slow 518 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:40,960 Speaker 2: the game down than it is to speed the ball 519 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:41,760 Speaker 2: of the game up. 520 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I mean, I guess we're all a tiny 521 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,600 Speaker 5: but frustrated with I guess I don't know where the 522 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,639 Speaker 5: game is at the moment, and I don't know. People 523 00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,800 Speaker 5: all pretty negative about the All Blacks and how we 524 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,880 Speaker 5: lost to Syreska and we. 525 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:56,720 Speaker 6: Lost the Film Cup. 526 00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:58,439 Speaker 5: But I look at it on the sort of the 527 00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,320 Speaker 5: other side of things, and you know, what would people 528 00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:02,920 Speaker 5: be saying if we won the World Cup last year, 529 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,000 Speaker 5: Like we've missed a couple of kicks that the boys 530 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,280 Speaker 5: would get. We could have beaten Serathka over Serafrika the 531 00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:10,240 Speaker 5: last two tests. Like I'm thinking, like, you know, what 532 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,879 Speaker 5: would people be saying about, you know, Scott Robinson and 533 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,720 Speaker 5: the team now if we had won those and we 534 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,320 Speaker 5: could have like Seraska at the peak of their powers 535 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:20,800 Speaker 5: at the moment and they pretty good side. But you know, 536 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,280 Speaker 5: we're a new coaching group and some new players and 537 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,119 Speaker 5: We've lost a lot of bit of experience and we 538 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,159 Speaker 5: still almost managed to beat them, So there is a 539 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,159 Speaker 5: bit of an upside there, and you know, we've just 540 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:35,040 Speaker 5: got to give it time and you know, let's just 541 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:35,720 Speaker 5: hang in there. 542 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,480 Speaker 1: Personally, I find it really exciting at the moment. You know, 543 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,560 Speaker 1: I've never been so on the the edge of my seat. 544 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:45,000 Speaker 1: But yeah, as you say, like you know, in twenty eleven, 545 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,640 Speaker 1: how different would Graham Henry be remembered. 546 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 3: Right now? 547 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,800 Speaker 1: It was only one point between being absolute hero to 548 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:54,320 Speaker 1: be celebrated forever, you know, and same the other way 549 00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,920 Speaker 1: around in the World Cup for South Africa. So yeah, 550 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:57,600 Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. 551 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,919 Speaker 5: Yeah, well Ted wouldn't be living on on wacky Island. 552 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,639 Speaker 6: I don't see something to spare. 553 00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,880 Speaker 3: This is just one point. Yeah, I'm having out here. 554 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:12,840 Speaker 2: Christian Callen number two all Black try scorer and behind 555 00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:18,120 Speaker 2: Doug Howett and Joe Rocothocco and behind you with Julian. 556 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,080 Speaker 3: Julian Severe scored a lot of tries. 557 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,520 Speaker 2: Didn't he for I guess he played for five years 558 00:24:23,359 --> 00:24:26,400 Speaker 2: and Bodon Beart is still going. He's on he's on 559 00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:32,000 Speaker 2: forty four. How do you feel about your try scoring record? 560 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,119 Speaker 2: Now that must fill you with the senses of a 561 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:35,240 Speaker 2: great sense of pride. 562 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,120 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean probably when you're an outside back. 563 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,119 Speaker 5: I mean that's part of your job description writers to 564 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:48,399 Speaker 5: is to score tries and fitish off what I guess 565 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:51,720 Speaker 5: other people have done. And so I mean I always say, mate, 566 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:54,119 Speaker 5: you know, okay, you score some individual tries, but a 567 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,040 Speaker 5: lot of them are team tries and in the work 568 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,000 Speaker 5: of other people. And if you stay around the game 569 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,960 Speaker 5: long enough, you will records. So yeah, okay, you get 570 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,840 Speaker 5: a try screen record and you have it for a 571 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,439 Speaker 5: little bit. But there'll be guys that will you know, 572 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:10,000 Speaker 5: will Jordan for example, if he stays foot and kids 573 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,160 Speaker 5: on plane, like he'll he'll get there eventually if if 574 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,920 Speaker 5: he doesn't go overseas. But yeah, records have made to 575 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,320 Speaker 5: be broken a and that's that's the beauty about it. 576 00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,160 Speaker 6: Yeah, it was pretty good. It was cool to score 577 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:22,639 Speaker 6: the tries. 578 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,040 Speaker 5: And that's probably I reckon that's the one thing you 579 00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:27,760 Speaker 5: kind of misses that buzz and that energy from the crowd. 580 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,440 Speaker 5: And when you do score a try for the All Blacks, like, man, 581 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,800 Speaker 5: you can't get you can't get that anywhere else, Like 582 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,520 Speaker 5: that's that's a pretty cool feeling. 583 00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:37,359 Speaker 1: I bet that would be amazing. But you know you 584 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,359 Speaker 1: say that, but you know, so many people mention you 585 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,440 Speaker 1: as is, you know, the favorite player of all time, 586 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:42,959 Speaker 1: one of their favorite players of all time. And if 587 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,639 Speaker 1: you go on YouTube, there's there's a lot of people 588 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:49,680 Speaker 1: that have cut together highlights the reels of Christian Callen. 589 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,080 Speaker 1: Have you ever gone on watch your highlight reels? 590 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,720 Speaker 5: Well, every now and again when the when the kids say, oh, 591 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,520 Speaker 5: you know, you're trying to tell them something, you have 592 00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:04,280 Speaker 5: to sort of remind them to I did play for 593 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:08,880 Speaker 5: the All Blacks a few games. What do you That's 594 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,760 Speaker 5: the beauty about the Antiday and YouTube you can. 595 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,760 Speaker 6: Show the kids that, yeah, no, I did used to play. 596 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:14,439 Speaker 6: How old are you? 597 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:15,399 Speaker 3: How old are your kids? 598 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,280 Speaker 5: Oh? My oldest is sixteen, and then we have fourteen, 599 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:20,240 Speaker 5: thirteen and twelve. 600 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:24,000 Speaker 3: Oh that's great. And are they sports? Are they into sport? 601 00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:25,879 Speaker 6: Yeah, they're into it. 602 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,800 Speaker 5: So I've got boy girl, boy girl, so yeah, no, 603 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:31,080 Speaker 5: they're into a bit of everything really, so yeah, I 604 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,960 Speaker 5: mean the three of them. Actually, the girl plays a 605 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,360 Speaker 5: bit of rugby, she goes alright, and the older boy 606 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,359 Speaker 5: does and a bit of cheering, a bit of netball, 607 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,040 Speaker 5: but of football, so you're the only thing. They haven't 608 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,200 Speaker 5: taken up golf yet, which I'm a bit disappointed about. 609 00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:45,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. 610 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,960 Speaker 2: And as your oldest boy back or a forward, is 611 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,919 Speaker 2: he taking after you? Is in outside backs? 612 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,159 Speaker 5: Yeah, he's an outside back, so he's yeah, yeah, he 613 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,600 Speaker 5: goes to Parmi boys up and up in man or 614 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,440 Speaker 5: two there so yet no, he go a bit of 615 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,840 Speaker 5: a winger, a bit of fullback and then the younger 616 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,480 Speaker 5: boy he's in the front right at the moment. So 617 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 5: it's not something I have too much information I could 618 00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:07,760 Speaker 5: give him about that. 619 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,000 Speaker 2: Now, let's talk about Celebrity Treasure Island just quickly, because 620 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,760 Speaker 2: I mean, you're a formidable opponent. I would have thought 621 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,760 Speaker 2: in Celebrity Treos Island, particularly around the non sand based challenges. 622 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:25,919 Speaker 5: Yeah, well, unfortunately a lot of the challenges were done 623 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:31,399 Speaker 5: with sand around you. Yeah, and then when there's no 624 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,719 Speaker 5: showers and all that sort of stuff and having to 625 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,400 Speaker 5: clean yourself and wash yourself and the beat and the sea, yeah, 626 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:38,879 Speaker 5: you just can't avoid the sand. 627 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:41,320 Speaker 1: It looks like you made a bit of a friendship 628 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,960 Speaker 1: with friend of the show mill and Beard. What a 629 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,840 Speaker 1: great newsalander he is? 630 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,080 Speaker 6: Oh how good? 631 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,399 Speaker 5: I mean I'm a I love a good joke and 632 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,040 Speaker 5: I but I can I need someone to be very 633 00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,919 Speaker 5: very funny to kind of make me laugh. And he was, 634 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:58,399 Speaker 5: I don't know, just the way he delivered and just 635 00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,760 Speaker 5: some of the things he said. 636 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,760 Speaker 6: And some of the just the way he looked sometimes 637 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:02,600 Speaker 6: just made me laugh. 638 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:07,240 Speaker 5: So yeah, I got on really well with Milsey and yeah, 639 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,120 Speaker 5: still in contact with him now and paid a few 640 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,000 Speaker 5: rounds of golf with him. 641 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,360 Speaker 6: And yeah, he's a good man. 642 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:15,000 Speaker 1: He can appear in a movie and just say four 643 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,159 Speaker 1: words and own the whole movie, as he did recently 644 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,720 Speaker 1: in that movie Megan his Delivery. He's just one of 645 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,000 Speaker 1: the most funniest human beings our nations have produced. 646 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,919 Speaker 6: Very very funny, very funny. 647 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,680 Speaker 2: Speaking of funny, Baba I see was one of the 648 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,800 Speaker 2: other cast members. I've had a little bit to do 649 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,440 Speaker 2: with her over the years. She's one of the funniest 650 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,399 Speaker 2: people I've ever met. 651 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,560 Speaker 6: Well, yeah, she's right up there too. 652 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,520 Speaker 5: So I got actually got on well with both of 653 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:43,960 Speaker 5: those two. So Buba obviously with well, firstly, she didn't 654 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,920 Speaker 5: know that I had a bit of Somemond blood of me, 655 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,040 Speaker 5: so once I told her that, she yeah, we become 656 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:49,760 Speaker 5: quite tight. 657 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,800 Speaker 6: But she's another one a she just laughs and you 658 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,800 Speaker 6: know she was. She was good for the camp. 659 00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,600 Speaker 5: Yeah, hurt my handstring, so she but he got the 660 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,800 Speaker 5: old magic hands out and message and everything like that. 661 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:03,680 Speaker 3: How good. 662 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,000 Speaker 6: She was great value. 663 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:06,880 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm surprised that she would have known that 664 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,719 Speaker 2: you played for the Blacks. She didn't seem to know 665 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,840 Speaker 2: that anybody on the cast of task Master what they did. 666 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,560 Speaker 2: She didn't even really know why she was on task 667 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,440 Speaker 2: Master half the time. 668 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,080 Speaker 1: Well, she came in to promote her a new TV 669 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:20,080 Speaker 1: show recently, not that, not not Slipper show, another one, 670 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,640 Speaker 1: and she didn't know anything about that. But she sells 671 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,280 Speaker 1: a good steak down at Tony Steakhouse. 672 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:29,080 Speaker 6: That's off to get it when I get to Auckland. 673 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, she was like that. 674 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,520 Speaker 5: I don't think she knew I played for the All 675 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,640 Speaker 5: Blacks until until somebody told us. 676 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,640 Speaker 6: Another sort of people you love to meet. That's yeah. 677 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,720 Speaker 1: It's interesting actually looking at the cast this year, you 678 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,440 Speaker 1: got like some politicians in there running political lines and there, 679 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:47,080 Speaker 1: and then you've got political analysts like Duncan Gharana, You've 680 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:51,000 Speaker 1: got Tarmady Coffee its politician brook Us Boy you've got 681 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,840 Speaker 1: it's quite it's quite a crew out there. 682 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,440 Speaker 6: Yeah. Hell, hell, hell, how much would you trust those guys? 683 00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:01,440 Speaker 6: Not at all. I got him really well with Dunk. 684 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,600 Speaker 5: I got him really well with Duncan because he's yeah, 685 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,160 Speaker 5: I don't know, we just kind of connected and he's well, 686 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,520 Speaker 5: he's a man of the land, right, so, which I'm 687 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,640 Speaker 5: not a man of the land, but he I just 688 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,240 Speaker 5: sort of hung around with him a bit when later on, 689 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,280 Speaker 5: and yeah. 690 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,240 Speaker 6: He loves a fish, and he slept a lot, like 691 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:23,320 Speaker 6: he could just sleep anywhere. He's Dunk. He's Duncan. Oh 692 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:23,800 Speaker 6: there he is. 693 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,760 Speaker 3: That's a super power. Being able to sleep as a 694 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:27,280 Speaker 3: sleep a power. 695 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,720 Speaker 2: I know why that is. And I'm looking here, Susan Paul. 696 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:34,640 Speaker 2: How did Suzan Paul go and the in the tough 697 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,080 Speaker 2: confines of not being able to I thought she would 698 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,000 Speaker 2: she'd enjoy a bit of pempering Susanmple. 699 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:42,680 Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, well she bought the big. 700 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:47,480 Speaker 5: A nice little sort of puffer jacket that was quite shiny, 701 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,520 Speaker 5: and she still could have her makeup and do stuff 702 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,240 Speaker 5: in the morning and. 703 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,320 Speaker 6: Get herself really ready for the day. 704 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:57,360 Speaker 5: So yeah, it was just more than probably the showering 705 00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:01,160 Speaker 5: and the nice comfy bed, and I know she does 706 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,440 Speaker 5: sell like massage chairs and on TV, so we didn't 707 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,600 Speaker 5: have any of those there. But it was actually know 708 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,000 Speaker 5: a lot of people have asked me, all, you know, 709 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,520 Speaker 5: you guys be going staying at hotels and the Seriously, 710 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,520 Speaker 5: it wasn't that at all. 711 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:13,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, she was. 712 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,400 Speaker 5: She was quite a rough at night and it got 713 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,160 Speaker 5: really cold because we had no bloody windows or no 714 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:20,840 Speaker 5: back door or in the hut. So yeah, the wind 715 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,920 Speaker 5: sort of came through and it did get pretty cold 716 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:23,239 Speaker 5: at night. 717 00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,440 Speaker 6: So you just you just got on. 718 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:27,760 Speaker 5: Your bloody sleeping bag and pulled the cover over your 719 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,160 Speaker 5: head and you know, tried to get some sleep. 720 00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:30,680 Speaker 6: Yeah. 721 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,000 Speaker 3: No amount of natural glow is going to help Susan 722 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:33,440 Speaker 3: Paul with that. 723 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,960 Speaker 2: No. Christian Callen, thanks so much for your time this morning. 724 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:42,080 Speaker 2: Celebrity Trees of Island Monday, Tuesday Wednesday seven thirty on 725 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,720 Speaker 2: TV and Z too, and you can watch it on 726 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,640 Speaker 2: TV and Z Plus as well. Thanks so much for 727 00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,000 Speaker 2: your time, Christians. 728 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,800 Speaker 6: Guys, take it easy, all right, see you later. 729 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,160 Speaker 1: So yeah, what a great New Zealander Christian Kallen. 730 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there's Christian Callen. He's on Celebrity Treesure Island 731 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,960 Speaker 2: with the castles, Casey Corpush's silver ferns. Obviously, you've got 732 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:09,440 Speaker 2: Duncan Ghana your broadcaster. You've got me and Mottu the boxer. 733 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,400 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know me and Mottu. 734 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,800 Speaker 1: You got Wirrangy Corpou former warrior. So you got some 735 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:15,840 Speaker 1: specimens out there. 736 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:20,960 Speaker 2: Drag superstar, Spanky Jackson's there. You got James Roliston who, 737 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:24,840 Speaker 2: James Rolliston is an actor, Eyes and Boy. Oh yeah 738 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,720 Speaker 2: you're from Boy. Yeah, okay, yep, great New Zealander. All right, 739 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,240 Speaker 2: Barber the comedian. So lot's happening, Yeah, lot's happening on 740 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,080 Speaker 2: Slippery tries on. 741 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, crazy the dunk and also it's a sleep all 742 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:34,720 Speaker 4: the time. 743 00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,160 Speaker 3: I don't really Yeah, some kind of sleep disease. 744 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,240 Speaker 1: I don't know what would that would happen to someone. 745 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:41,760 Speaker 1: But yeah, that brings the end of the show. So 746 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,280 Speaker 1: make sure you follow Meshy on his Worm's View only 747 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,680 Speaker 1: fans that will be and me on my Matt Heath 748 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:51,680 Speaker 1: dot substack dot com. I might shove a little bit 749 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:53,640 Speaker 1: of a bit of that Worm's o View up there 750 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:56,880 Speaker 1: as well. Shove that up your right, all right, okay, okay, 751 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:58,360 Speaker 1: then you see him busy, go. 752 00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,000 Speaker 3: For a snooze. 753 00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 1: All right, Hello, I'm Matt Heath. You have been listening 754 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,920 Speaker 1: to the Matt and Jerry Daily Bespoke podcast. Right now 755 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,680 Speaker 1: you can listen to our Radio Highlights podcast, which you 756 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:14,000 Speaker 1: will absolutely get barred up about anyway. Set to download, like, subscribe, writer, 757 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,560 Speaker 1: review all those great things. It really helps myself and 758 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,400 Speaker 1: Jerry and to a lesser extent, mansion Ruder. If you 759 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,560 Speaker 1: want to discuss anything raised in this pod, check out 760 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,400 Speaker 1: the Conclave, a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group. And 761 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,400 Speaker 1: while I'm plugging stuff, my book, A Lifeless Punishing Thirteen 762 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,800 Speaker 1: Ways to Love the Life You've Got is out now 763 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,520 Speaker 1: get it wherever you get your books, or just google 764 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:33,280 Speaker 1: the bastard. 765 00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:37,240 Speaker 3: Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go. Bless Blessed, blessed. 766 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,000 Speaker 3: Give them a taste of key we from me,