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Speaker 1: The z M podcast Network, The flesh Onorn and Haley

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Speaker 1: Big Pod.

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Speaker 2: Great things are brewing at Macafe, the perfect start to

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Speaker 2: every day ms fleeh Onorn and Haley, Thank you brand,

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Speaker 2: good morning, Welcome to the show. Fletge Thorn and Haileyott's

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Speaker 2: two minutes past six. Do you catch Hailey's breakfast? Wrn?

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Speaker 2: Were you here for this? I saw the tail end

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Speaker 2: of the breakfast. It was it was a panic breakfast.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't. I didn't manage to have dinner last night,

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Speaker 2: and so I've woken up very hungry.

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Speaker 3: But then I was home late, so I didn't prepare

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Speaker 3: a bricky. So it was two cruskets with pesto, hummus

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Speaker 3: and shaved hand. It was like acuterie board and just

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Speaker 3: some a poddle of yogurt with some frozen raspberries.

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Speaker 2: That's what I saw. I didn't see the crusket part. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: crusts for bricky, a full spread. Yeah, And then you

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Speaker 2: tried to look up what's in a crustsket? Crusket's rule.

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Speaker 2: I love a crusket, Yeah, dust dust, dusty crackers, just

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Speaker 2: about a wheat dust. I love it. Yeah. Joining us

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Speaker 2: in studio very soon eliminated from Treasure Island Celebrity Treasure

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Speaker 2: Island last night, Vinnie, I know, Vinnie Wilston got rid

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Speaker 2: of the model. I know on the first day.

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Speaker 3: Candy stripped from the television straight away. I'm going to

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Speaker 3: find it hard.

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Speaker 2: To watch now. At least it wasn't Susan Paul unless

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Speaker 2: it was now Suzanne was there thousands of luminous sphares,

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Speaker 2: thousands of luminous stares. So he joins us and soon

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Speaker 2: to talk Celebrity Treasure Island, which continues tonight on TV

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Speaker 2: two seven thirty The Top Sex on the Way Medical Breakthrough.

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Speaker 4: A man who suffered horrendous electrical burns has received the

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Speaker 4: first of a face and eye transplant.

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Speaker 2: Because they've done a face trans plant the eye transplant.

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Speaker 2: I've never done both at the same time. Lovely blue eye.

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Speaker 2: Would I see blue eyes? It would be weird me

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Speaker 2: having blue eyes.

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Speaker 3: We've got the same colorizer as a gang biggers can't

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Speaker 3: be choosers mounted off by fifty thousand vaults. Yeah, but

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Speaker 3: you'd be like like as you went to sleep, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: please please, Okay, we're just your eye transplant.

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Speaker 2: Please, but can I get the green with just little speakers.

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Speaker 2: These ones are just absolutely basic. Pool Brown, good night,

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Speaker 2: That's what we have. Anyway, Pool Brown getting a Pool Brown's, well,

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Speaker 2: we'll deal with this in the Top six. I'm also

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Speaker 2: not a getting a Pool Browns. I'm team Hazel. I'm Hazel.

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Speaker 2: You're Pool brown. Hazel is pooh brown. Hazel's greenie brown. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Pool brown, no brown, Pool brown is brown brown? Yours

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Speaker 2: a hazel?

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Speaker 5: Know?

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Speaker 2: Is it not? Are they just brown? Brown? Very cu

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Speaker 2: Yeah you are, you're upgrade. It's like when people live

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Speaker 2: nevery you era or and they say, yeah, they're like brown,

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Speaker 2: They're not. Yeah, they're not as cute brown as mine. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: the Top six soon? How brown people with green eyes? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and we can universe people with blue eyes brown people

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Speaker 2: full start? How how high brown people? That's right? So

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Speaker 2: much universally loved by the show. So the top sex soon?

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Speaker 2: Why would you about top six brown? That doesn't seem appropriate.

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Speaker 2: Let's do it. There's so many hot sex I face combos. God,

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Speaker 2: if someone got distracted by the hot brown people, didn't

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Speaker 2: they Wally Strugger scenen to get it now. Next on

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Speaker 2: the show, gen Z.

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Speaker 3: Are employing a relationship document. Shall we say it's quite

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Speaker 3: off plate. I want to hate this, but I sort

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Speaker 3: of don't. It's kind of sweet.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So gen cs.

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Speaker 3: Are making these little handwritten love contracts, just not not

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Speaker 3: like a prenup. Not because they've got no money. Yeah

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Speaker 3: Gen's got no money.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so you you're not gonna get anything, are you?

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Speaker 2: What are you to do? Give me half of your

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Speaker 2: non house that you'll never write, or maybe you could

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Speaker 2: give me half of your student loan dead? Oh yes, please,

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Speaker 2: you should get one. Romance is alive.

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Speaker 3: The little hand drawn love contracts that well, they can

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Speaker 3: basically put anything they want in it, but they're all

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Speaker 3: sort of It reminds me being at high school, and

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Speaker 2: Write it was just about saying of those books that

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Speaker 2: we used to carr around in high school and then

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Speaker 2: decided to be like name age, favorite color? Yes, who's

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Speaker 2: that labor that cuff? Yeah? I love Pets's Pet Sullivan.

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Speaker 2: It's a different boy with you every time, I know,

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Speaker 2: but Pat was the first. It's every time. It's a

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Speaker 2: bloody Sam, it's a craige my brother and dad. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you're about to experience this. Ye I told you about

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Speaker 2: my dream? Now that did you hear what I told

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Speaker 2: you about my dream. I wasn't. I was really sad.

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Speaker 2: I had this dream that Andy got a boyfriend. I

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Speaker 2: got a boyfriend. And then you're explaining to you explained

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Speaker 2: not many, but I thought we were just hanging out. No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: some terrible Yeah. So I had a dream shared a

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Speaker 2: boyfriend and we were in Hamilton for some reason. And

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Speaker 2: my Hamilton boyfriend, no, no, no, he must have come with us.

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Speaker 2: We were recording a podcast I don't know why, and

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Speaker 2: the old Center place building up the top. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so we were in the elevator and that's when my

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Speaker 2: recurring dream happens. That the elevator shoots up out of control.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's terrible, Charlie the chocolate factory style, and then

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Speaker 2: just drops. That means you've got some serious issues in

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Speaker 2: real life. Yeah, ton a, ton But where the elevator

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Speaker 2: lands is the basement, and that's where I push all

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Speaker 2: my issues down to the basement until the explode. Yeah. Right,

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Speaker 2: So then the elevator falls and iune around a comforter

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Speaker 2: being like it's okay, it's okay. Boyfriend's already comforting her

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Speaker 2: and I'm tongue. No, No, it was just this pathetic,

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Speaker 2: weak looking embrace, you know. Yeah, it was loose because

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Speaker 2: it was just kind of hanging love. Yeah, and that

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Speaker 2: was what it was like. And I was like, but

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Speaker 2: it really upset me, and so I talked about it.

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Speaker 2: She heard me, and she assured me. It's not it's not.

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Speaker 2: It's not even on the cards.

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Speaker 3: Right, She's only a year away from cross hung in

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Speaker 3: a Boy's mouth and the batch bloody reading cinemas on

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you, and God, that thing's been that's stained.

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Speaker 3: So okay, here's an example of one of these love

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Speaker 3: contracts that gen Z. But this looks like it's like

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Speaker 3: love contract.

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Speaker 2: It's a written highlighted hearts everywhere.

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Speaker 3: This contract states that the two that sign it will

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Speaker 3: never stop loving each other.

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Speaker 2: You will cheat on each other or get bored of

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Speaker 2: one another. You will. This contract states that we never

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Speaker 2: give up people said that in illegally minding fashion of

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Speaker 3: It exactly when we both This contract states that both

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Speaker 3: parties will never give up on each other. We will

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Speaker 3: make posts about each other on social media. We will

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Speaker 3: celebrate our anniversals and holidays with each each other, and

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Speaker 3: both of us will make notes and surprise each other

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Speaker 3: with give some presents. And when the one is sad

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Speaker 2: Wait, these are people in their twenties doing this, honestly,

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Speaker 3: It's embarrassing, it's popular with gen Z. I feel like

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Speaker 3: that example is surely gonna be a charge Shenon.

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Speaker 2: Do you have one of these with the magician? Do

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Speaker 2: you draw up one of these with the magician? Oh?

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Speaker 3: No, but you know, I'd hope he doesn't, but maybe

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Speaker 3: we should sort of you go into relationship hoping that

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Speaker 3: you're not each other.

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Speaker 2: About pre nubs? Very pre nub? Did I say it?

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Speaker 6: Weird?

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Speaker 2: Nub? Is that like a dry hump but with hand stuff?

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Speaker 3: Pre nub give a little like nuptials?

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Speaker 2: What's nuptial marriage? Pre nup? So good? Did he make

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Speaker 2: you sign a pre nup because it's gonna make it okay?

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Speaker 2: I had no idea that that was a word pre nuptial. No,

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Speaker 2: I just saw it was like, nub you off. Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 2: This is where they're writing child's contract words anymore. This

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Speaker 2: is great, this is so good. Oh my god, that's

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Speaker 2: so good. A pre nub. But don't nub me off.

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Speaker 2: Lord bless you. Good luck wash. He was eliminated from

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Speaker 2: Celebrity Treasure Island last night, Vinnie Vinnie Wilston. Yeap, beautiful face,

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Speaker 2: but the first to go, and he's in with us.

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Speaker 3: Next Celebrity Island is happening and the first eliminee has

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Speaker 3: been eliminated, and he joins us in the studio this morning,

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Vani. One more importantly, how are you nie,

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Speaker 3: first first cab off the ranks?

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Speaker 6: You're off the island? Bummed out? You bummed out?

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Speaker 3: Did you anticipate when you signed up for Celebrities to

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Speaker 2: Yes? I did, But they always say someone's going to

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Speaker 2: be first, right.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they do so that, and there's no one else

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Speaker 2: So you you volunteered dis tribute.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty much. And because I know that if I win,

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Speaker 7: we're going to get a good We're going to get

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Speaker 7: I lose, We're still going to win because it's for charity. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: so it's like we all went at the end of

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Speaker 2: No, you've lost. Unfortunately.

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Speaker 4: I think it's the New Zealanders that were just like

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Speaker 7: Think it might have been just my lack of brain

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Speaker 7: cells that was like, I'll do it, stupid model.

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Speaker 2: Do they get you straight model? Do you do they

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Speaker 2: give that you straight out of there when you're eliminated

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Speaker 2: or do you get to hang around for a little

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Speaker 2: bit Now you're straight out of there, right and straight

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Speaker 2: on them got the.

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Speaker 7: Camera straight down your face and then interview, so to

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Speaker 7: get that raw emotion and then get you out of

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Speaker 7: the back. I'm there trying to wave to the cast

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Speaker 7: and to even get out of there. Is none of that,

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Speaker 7: no communications.

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Speaker 2: They just carry on. So a lot of big like

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Speaker 2: celebrity names. Were you excited to see, like anyone like

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Speaker 2: Suzan Paul.

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Speaker 6: I've definitely heard Blue Monkey.

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Speaker 7: I wish she was on my team where us I

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Speaker 7: would have asked a should have did a little rendition

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Speaker 7: of it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, was it like a bit of a change for

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Speaker 3: you because you're a model and.

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Speaker 6: It's part the part time, part.

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Speaker 3: Time, but you've worked like in some pretty I imagine

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Speaker 3: glamorous situations with like Kate Moss and Caral Elevane and

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Speaker 3: wearing Eve Saint Lawrence suits. And now you're on an island,

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Speaker 3: I guess half naked, and you know, it's kind.

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Speaker 6: Of the norm.

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Speaker 7: It's like me back and regularly anywhere, sir, Yeah, half

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Speaker 7: naked on the beach, whatnot.

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Speaker 2: It's just a big Treasure Island pretty much had a

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Speaker 2: big episode of Treasure Island. There's backstabbing, there's challenges, a

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Speaker 2: lot of aucklanders. Yeah, it's like your beach eating when

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Speaker 3: You were like the model I was about And I

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Speaker 3: I just wonder if you got those photos from ninety six?

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Speaker 2: Where where are they at? Wow? Did your mother have

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Speaker 7: I had a local lady named Penny Newman and she

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Speaker 2: Crazy, crazy, Well I'm waiting for you call.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait to join you. On the next eve.

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Speaker 2: TV two. You can catch up tv Z Plus as

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Speaker 2: well for the other episodes, so you won't be seeing Vanie.

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Speaker 2: He has gone from the island. Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 6: Be oh, thank you very much everyone, Smamp p Asure and.

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Speaker 2: Muchla plays Flitch Vorn and Haley blah blah blah blah

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Speaker 4: A man has received a new face and a new

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Speaker 4: left eye from a single donor in the world's first

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Speaker 2: So does the I work? Wow? Imagine you lose me

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Speaker 2: I keep going sorry, oh god no, But because I'm

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Speaker 2: my license. Imagine they then give my beautiful face to

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Speaker 3: I don't know, just so that you're not you're not

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Speaker 3: I had a friend who had a heart transplant like

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Speaker 2: And I've heard of that. Yeah, they were just like,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't have to connect with the donor's family

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Speaker 2: You go around and they're just like, it must be great,

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Speaker 2: that could be anybody's heart, you know. Oh, don't pretend

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Speaker 2: that you guys don't have a little cuddle traveling away.

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Speaker 2: He's beating so fast. Yeah, I can hear your heart beat. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so it's not hot. Mine's beating in time with you.

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Speaker 2: I think we've seen heartbeats now, go fletches is like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: is shoe. I've got the top sex face eye combos

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Speaker 2: now that we've opened the door on the surgery eyes

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Speaker 2: and faces that go well together. Okay, number sex eagle

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Speaker 2: they've done animal face transplants for warm well with so

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Speaker 2: five and the less of the top sex face. I

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Speaker 2: last of the top six face eye combos owl eyes,

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Speaker 2: owl owl eyes and Gigi Hadid's face. Okay, how do

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Speaker 2: It would give me everyone the impression, wasn't ten. I'm

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Speaker 2: castle turn her into a bit of a manga of yours.

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Speaker 2: Number three on the last of the top sex face.

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Speaker 2: I don't have to be enough. I don't wrap around.

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Speaker 2: It'll be like RoboCop. Actually, that'd be pretty cool, and

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Speaker 2: the first Hary bottles in the back of that guy's head,

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Speaker 2: sex face. Eye combos Spider's eyes on Tom Holland's face

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Speaker 2: because he's Spider Man like they were like thousands of eyes.

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Speaker 2: Lost thousand. When you said that, I was like that

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Speaker 2: It's okay with God. Yeah, take it up with God.

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Speaker 2: The cutest eyes in the animal Kingdom. Yeah. On Scarlet

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Speaker 2: the top sex face eye combos Henry Kevill's eyes. On

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Speaker 2: They don't make it hard to work with Vorn. If

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Speaker 3: Now, chrono working is when you work the hours according

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Speaker 2: As long as you're getting worked done. As long as

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Speaker 2: bad habit. You can go. You just watch TV shows

434
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Speaker 2: and play games until two three in the morning and

435
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 2: then wake up. The meme of like ten o'clock, shoul

436
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,679
Speaker 2: I watch another TV shirt? It was like it's two am.

437
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 2: Shall I watch another TV shirt? Bad? Bad? I think

438
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,880
Speaker 2: I'd be in early morning in the office like sex

439
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 2: or seven and then and then try to get out

440
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 2: like two o'clock kind of three. Yeah.

441
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,760
Speaker 3: So they say your internal clock is forty seven percent genetics,

442
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 3: it's hard to override it.

443
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:26,160
Speaker 2: It's hard to make That's.

444
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:27,800
Speaker 4: Weird to me because I'm different. I was never a

445
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,960
Speaker 4: morning person doing this. But I am from a family

446
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 4: of mourning people.

447
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 2: Say everybody, everybody that I ever met in my family

448
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 2: generations before me, great grandparents, grandparents, great uncles, and aunties

449
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:44,160
Speaker 2: and stuff. Yeah, they cracking awn. Yeah, yeah, what about

450
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,719
Speaker 2: I was reading an article speaking of like working different times,

451
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 2: and you know a lot of people working remotely. Yeah,

452
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 2: a lot of like countries are doing one of those

453
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 2: vis nomad visas, so you could just be working on

454
00:23:55,800 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 2: your laptop and any country. Some people are doing double jobs. Remindly,

455
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 2: they're double jobbing because they can get it all done

456
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 2: really quickly. And now they're in Bali and then they're

457
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,200
Speaker 2: in Balley and so they're like taking on a whole

458
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 2: other full time job and earning like double the money.

459
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 3: I wonder what would happen with traffic, Like if you're

460
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 3: if you're avoiding rush hour traffic, would a new rush

461
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,919
Speaker 3: hour eventually emerge?

462
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,600
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? People being like I quite

463
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 2: like working eleven tool well already now like a lot

464
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:29,520
Speaker 2: of places like that. It's a lot busier even between

465
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 2: nine and time. Yeah, and it neither used to be

466
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 2: as busy. I don't know. Someone's just message and they

467
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 2: do chronological working now chronological Yeah, that's what it's called,

468
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 2: is short for Yeah, what are their hours? Do they say?

469
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: What there are? Chronological means an order of time? Oh yeah, chrono.

470
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 2: What's the thing about Cicada Circadian rhythms. Yeah, what does

471
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 2: the chrono actually stand for? In chrono? Is it chronological?

472
00:24:55,640 --> 00:25:00,159
Speaker 2: Chronological just means an order of yeah time, Okay, when

473
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 2: they did the probably in the Northern hemisphere, you know,

474
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 2: the text machine comes down front says like, sometimes I'll

475
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,400
Speaker 2: have somebody's name if they've entered a competition or whatever. Yeah,

476
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 2: but you can always see their phone number.

477
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 4: And I always think when I see someone whose phone

478
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 4: number is only six digits behind.

479
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 2: Six digits, I'm here because I took my prepaid number

480
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 2: to a plan and the idea was if it was

481
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 2: a longer number it was prepaid, it was a shorter number. Plant.

482
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:28,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, four am to twelve pm. This person works deltions.

483
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,399
Speaker 4: Love that industry person who's lessen there with a parstial

484
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 4: six digit number.

485
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Speaker 2: I used to be on a plan before every plan.

486
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I've been a plan since before plans

487
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 2: are even planning. I used to four till twelve. That's

488
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 2: but you, that would be me. I would do that.

489
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 2: I don't know for twelve though. That's late in the day. Mate.

490
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 2: I'm looking at I'm looking to work at six till

491
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 2: nine tops. Yeah, why are we adding then a couple

492
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,240
Speaker 2: of full days at a computer recently, anything for how

493
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 2: do people do that all day? Let's sit at a

494
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:04,919
Speaker 2: computer all day. That's the rest thing. That's why they

495
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 2: need special mouse pads.

496
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 3: Oh I know nine digits works in health and safety

497
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 3: for waste collection.

498
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 2: Oh okay. Mafia, that's what they called the mafia. Four

499
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 2: o'clock bearing bodies and giant oil. We've got the Mafia

500
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,880
Speaker 2: texting and this is so exciting. We'll take them. We're

501
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:26,439
Speaker 2: welcome all listeners to the show Lesbian's Mafia. Mafia attracted

502
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 2: brown people that are always welcome here. Play play silly.

503
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Speaker 5: It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool,

504
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 5: silly silly.

505
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:57,479
Speaker 2: Today's silly little pole. Do you answer phone calls at

506
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,119
Speaker 2: the gym? I never do, but the other day I

507
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,679
Speaker 2: did for the first time. I do sometimes as I

508
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 2: was expecting, like an urgent call, I might, yeah, if

509
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 2: you're waiting. I'm not one of those people that has

510
00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 2: like there are people that have full on conversations. Oh

511
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 2: my god, shut up to the point where you think

512
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 2: they're asking you something or they're talking to themselves on there.

513
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 2: If you have a conversation with the dribbil. You're not

514
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:21,960
Speaker 2: trying to exactly get a ring laun Okay, personal train

515
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,920
Speaker 2: of warn sll that's beautiful motivation.

516
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you've got the ability and breath to have

517
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 4: a full blowing conversation.

518
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 2: What's the point in the zone two in his zone three?

519
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 2: We need to be his own zone five from from

520
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,640
Speaker 2: the get going. I don't think zone five exists. That's

521
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 2: cardiac read. I like to be zone five is a

522
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 2: hard attack to keep it up there.

523
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 3: Did you know what's bad in the women's gym is

524
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 3: you know those bikes but it's a seat and they're

525
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 3: sort of sets are just doing that. The women that

526
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,199
Speaker 3: come in there and they're just on their phones, like

527
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 3: legs going very softly. I'd say a level two, no

528
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,280
Speaker 3: sweat going on, and they're just on their phones the

529
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 3: whole time, and then I'll leave.

530
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is no point, really is there? Keep your

531
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:11,640
Speaker 2: heart level five? We want one one.

532
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 3: Dangerously high, dangerous one. I want to see it. That's

533
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,479
Speaker 3: to get it out there and importantly got to keep

534
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:15,919
Speaker 3: it there.

535
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 2: Again. That is per personal training.

536
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 4: Hailey Sprung say a little bit, do you answer your

537
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 4: phone calls at the gym? Eighty one percent of people

538
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:29,359
Speaker 4: said no, Yeah, nineteen percent of people said yes, if.

539
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 2: I was expecting a call, I do it, and yeah,

540
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 2: just kind of talk really quietly, or go somewhere where

541
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 2: I just jumped off and went out. Yeah, the bit

542
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 2: to have it. I'm not doing it on the machine

543
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 2: embarrassing embarrassing dances. No, I don't. But just so that

544
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 2: you know, varn, I've arrived in Singapore and they have

545
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 2: WhatsApp here, Singapore touches and Hong Kong that doesn't it does, Yeah,

546
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 2: it does. It's so mad. Wow, what's crazy?

547
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 3: Singapore does touch other contries, so they've got what's happen?

548
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:09,240
Speaker 2: And now Singapore and New Zealand. Okay, well they're rolling

549
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 2: out WhatsApp around the world. Will Ceiling keep you updated,

550
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 2: Stay tuned to find out when your country is getting

551
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 2: his report. Singapore surrounded entirely by Malaysia. I love our

552
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 2: listeners so much. Just on it. That's good, that's all right.

553
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 2: I played long enough. Damn you little bit. I know

554
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 2: what everywhere. I just didn't know that that activated are

555
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 2: for those who don't know, asked Hayley. And if we

556
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 2: have to find it, we'll be.

557
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 3: Able to find it because it's in our Messinger chair,

558
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 3: which doesn't get rejected.

559
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 2: And I said, does it do you?

560
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 1: Like?

561
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 2: I mean, do you have your WhatsApp sign? You didn't

562
00:29:53,600 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 2: mean what'sapp? Were? We should find it? I'll find and

563
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 2: shut it? Okay, carry on? What's certainly not Italy? Five countries? Forbid?

564
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 2: What's that? China, North Korea, Syria, Qatar and the UAE. Yeah,

565
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 2: u A. When I was there, you had to get

566
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 2: a weird weird You both went through those countries and

567
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 2: the way there, so it could have worked. I didn't

568
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 2: go through them, so did you not correct? You went

569
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 2: the long way? It worked in Doha? All right? Shut up, everybody,

570
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 2: especially Dan. I just ignore phone calls all the time.

571
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 2: I don't care for with a gym or not. That's

572
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 2: we've got a gin z on our hands. I pray

573
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 2: to the phone. I say yes, but I will answer

574
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 2: phone calls from my partner of the gym. Okay, yeah,

575
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 2: no one else. Everyone else can wait, but my partner might. Well,

576
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 2: you're gonna ask what's for dinner? Discussion of what's No? No,

577
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 2: I don't really mind. I'm easy. I'm easy. I hate that. No,

578
00:30:50,120 --> 00:31:02,959
Speaker 2: you're not, uh fanya farnya like yeah, yes, the twins,

579
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 2: than as a female husband, husband, the kids, or my dad,

580
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 2: cause I answered the call even if I'm at the

581
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 2: gym or in a work meeting, no excuses. Okay, good,

582
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 2: have they called twice? You answer it in the work meeting? Yeah,

583
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 2: A hanger says, my gym is in my garage? Oh yeah,

584
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 2: so you do you want now? I don't have a

585
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 2: loud conversation, but everyone has headphones in anyway, so they're

586
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 2: not gonna hear me. You think that, and then you

587
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 2: let out a fart and then the one person not

588
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 2: wearing headphones is right next to you, and.

589
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,920
Speaker 3: We actually need to talk about this next, because do

590
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 3: we Yeah? I actually did something in the gym yesterday

591
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 3: and I was like, it's fine, everyone's got headphones, but

592
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 3: they didn't.

593
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, just an update.

594
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 3: I've watched four of the eleven reels we've been sent

595
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 3: from Vaughn Great so far.

596
00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 2: I've seen you don't say you. I'm only saying to

597
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 2: you FLT two of them. Anyway, I went to the gume.

598
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 3: Yesterday and no, the gymnasium, and I had my headphones

599
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 3: and and something.

600
00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 8: Do you know what?

601
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 2: It was? Bad tights.

602
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 3: I was bad tights and I was doing legs, so

603
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 3: every time I sat down the the tights rolled down

604
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:27,479
Speaker 3: and they wore like they'd bunch up.

605
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 2: You don't know this because you weren't were a high

606
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 2: waisted tight I.

607
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 4: Did see a funny reel that I didn't send to you,

608
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 4: and that said, if they called leaving leaguings, why are

609
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 4: your guts.

610
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 2: And them the lads? Okay, you would never say you

611
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 2: would send it to my wife. I was like, no,

612
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 2: she won't find that funny.

613
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 3: Well, I was having the guts in the leaguings issue

614
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 3: because every time I sat down and.

615
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 2: Put my legs up on the leg press, the types

616
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 2: of go and my stomach could be like at the

617
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,200
Speaker 2: top and I was like, this is really grinding.

618
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 3: My gears made me lift heavy though, because I was

619
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 3: getting a little bit shirty with it.

620
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 2: All okay, okay, good to find some impression there.

621
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Speaker 3: And then one thing I'm I'm learning is that because

622
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 3: I used to work with a pt in the flesh

623
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 3: yep and then she became a flat attendant, so I

624
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 3: can't work with her anymore.

625
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 2: She's in the sky, fantastic, she's traveling the world. She

626
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 2: is seeing the world. It was her dream and she

627
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,480
Speaker 2: has seen the world and she is doing it. But

628
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 2: now exercise back and forth and stuff. But you wouldn't

629
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 2: get the cat like that high in no, no, no,

630
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,280
Speaker 2: she works.

631
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 3: She works out in the hotel gyms around the world.

632
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 3: She is dedicated to fitness hotel gyms.

633
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 2: Like he's three dumb bells and in a treadmill from

634
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 2: twenty two fans out in your car. There's a there's

635
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 2: a one kg two three kg deep on the treadmill,

636
00:33:55,200 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 2: holds on the thing underneything squaking working holidays quick and.

637
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 4: Then just a little bit off the bout and you're like, wow,

638
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 4: It's the one.

639
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 3: Thing I'm learning about now my pt is just online

640
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 3: is I've got to stack my own plates.

641
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,400
Speaker 2: You know when you're like, you know when you have

642
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 2: a pet and you do this, and then she'd be like,

643
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 2: we put more weight on, So what do they put

644
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 2: your weights on the bar? They do all that for you.

645
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,319
Speaker 3: And then when you're done, mate, you're sitting down having

646
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 3: five and she's undertaken. She's taken the plates off. It's

647
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 3: it's grand And I didn't realize how good I had it.

648
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 3: Now I'm stacking my own plates and I'm getting a

649
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 3: whole other workout in between my actual workout. You do

650
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 3: that to a way, no serious to just absolutely just

651
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 3: look after me and let me sit down on puffed.

652
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 2: I've pushed all this way.

653
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 5: You know.

654
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 3: I was having a real rigmarole with the bar, you know,

655
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 3: like you know when the plates they get stuck on

656
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:53,759
Speaker 3: the bar and and you.

657
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 2: Can't get them down, son, so you're real grumpy. I

658
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 2: was grumpy. It needed to be looped up, but I

659
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 2: did not. It was slid off.

660
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 3: So I started under my breath swearing a little, getting frustrated.

661
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 3: And then I was like under my breath and I

662
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 3: can't won't say words, but they were f's over.

663
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 2: Fs yess and all that kind of stuff. And then

664
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 2: the final thing was I went on the.

665
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 3: Leg extension machine thing and you've got to like slide

666
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 3: your thighs in under a bar and put them over

667
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 3: another bar. And someone had set them all long and

668
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 3: I'm tall, I was like, and I started looking around here,

669
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 3: and I sat out loud, who in this effing gym

670
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:42,759
Speaker 3: is taller than I am? And then a woman, a

671
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 3: woman like turned and looked at me, and she didn't

672
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 3: have earphones in it, and I was like, oh no,

673
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 3: she's heard this whole thing, and she'd been around me

674
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 3: this whole time, hearing me being.

675
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 2: Like, oh my gods, coming down like this, and then

676
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 2: me just turning around, who in this gym? It's tall

677
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 2: than I am?

678
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 3: And she just looked at me, and I sort of

679
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 3: saw it as a moment for me to be like

680
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 3: one of those days. She just thought it was the

681
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 3: weirdest thing. She looked at me like a frightened lamb,

682
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 3: and then sort of shustle.

683
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 2: Was she taller than you? No?

684
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:12,279
Speaker 5: She was.

685
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 2: It wasn't her. And I couldn't find the culprit eitherhood

686
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 2: set this machine so tall.

687
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 4: I was having a good chat to myself yesterday when

688
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 4: I left work, took the stairs down to the basement,

689
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 4: talking to yourself. I do it all the time, out loud,

690
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 4: talking to myself, always in weird voices.

691
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,800
Speaker 2: Okay, always weird voice. What are you doing? Strange accent?

692
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 2: I used to I think it was Russian. I was

693
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 2: walking down there because in my mind I was like, you,

694
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 2: this basement often trouble like.

695
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 4: I was doing it in my head as I walked past,

696
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 4: and the elevator doors open and a tin hopped out,

697
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 4: and she was just like, oh going on with this.

698
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 2: Tim rocking around this a couple of Yeah, it wasn't okay.

699
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 2: I couldn't possibly think of anyone else weird because I

700
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 2: was in the elevator today. It wasn't you. You saw

701
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,319
Speaker 2: me get out of the elevator. I saw you get

702
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:06,799
Speaker 2: out of the elevator. I saw a couple of teens

703
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 2: get out of the elevator, so that Flitch was one

704
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:12,879
Speaker 2: of them, but this was one of the lady tin

705
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 2: Oh great, let's go find around this building. Okay, that

706
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 2: sounds mean. You can say that I am. I just

707
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 2: happened to you. But your eyes lit up always see

708
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 2: we're going on top at ten, you're oh, yeah, yeah,

709
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:31,640
Speaker 2: you're in live. Hello plays Flitchborne and Haley. She's catching

710
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:38,800
Speaker 2: up on the reels really good. Oh, it's beginning to

711
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 2: look a lot like Chris smash. Well, we've put it

712
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 2: off and it was a struggle last year. This segment,

713
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 2: it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. One hundred

714
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 2: and four days, sixteen hours and thirty nine minutes until

715
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 2: Christmas Days. You're going to be in double digits in

716
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,240
Speaker 2: just a matter of days.

717
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 3: I've got to start contributing to my Chris goes Christmas hampers.

718
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 2: That very late. I just got to get through to Christmas.

719
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,399
Speaker 2: I've been saying there have You've been saying that you've

720
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 2: only got to get through one hundred and four more

721
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 2: days and then what what then? Do I have to

722
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 2: save my life? And then you got to get through

723
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 2: to Easter, and then you got to get through to Christmas.

724
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:14,719
Speaker 3: Again.

725
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 2: That's just how adult life works. So if you're knew

726
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 2: to the show, this is a segment that we've done

727
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 2: for years where you give us reports no substitutes, where

728
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 2: you give us reports of early Christmas penetration creeping in

729
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 2: now and past years we have started a bit earlier,

730
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 2: like August. Yeah, but it was it was a bit

731
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 2: of a struggle last year because last year it was

732
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 2: weird because of like I guess, post COVID and all

733
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 2: the I don't know, it just felt weird last year.

734
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 2: Any people not spending money as much? Ye, people went

735
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 2: spending money, So the Christmas was a bit delayed.

736
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:49,879
Speaker 7: Yeah.

737
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 2: Wilson, Wilson, where are you Wilson? You know we always

738
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 2: hear from Wilson at the summer year. Found him, got him.

739
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 2: He's been sitting Christmas reports for old while now, and

740
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 2: I've been like, hold it the outer market. Wilson not

741
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 2: cleared for landing. He's today, Well, Wilson, come on in.

742
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 2: He said, do you know Christmas penetration has started on

743
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 2: Netflix and they are reporting that they're showing Christmas movies

744
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 2: or they're promoting children's Christmas movies already. Yeah, and it said,

745
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 2: I'm this closest starting singing jingle bells. And it's a

746
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,720
Speaker 2: scene from the Emoji movie where the Christmas tree emoji

747
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 2: is Oh God ever present. Also Typo has studied and

748
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 2: it's email alouts yep, promoting their ornaments. There's an yeah,

749
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 2: there's a reindeer here Christmas nament this year, but not

750
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 2: all new ornaments. Oh it's some. It was a little

751
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 2: beer for my life. Was a little beer. Had to

752
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 2: fill it out a little.

753
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

754
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 4: Melissa said she was in Spotlight and Spotlights got Christmas Cussians,

755
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 4: Christmas Cristians of Christmas Christians. Yes, a reindeer one, but

756
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 4: the rain is wearing a Sander's hat, and the bable

757
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 4: of the Santa hat.

758
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 2: Is a real bable. Oh yeah, it would be if

759
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 2: you're just trying to light down purely decorative cushion you're

760
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 2: in the window. Favorite type of cushion bunks here on

761
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 2: the face.

762
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:12,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, and also a sort of a longer bed cussion yeah,

763
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 4: pillow I think we call them with Sandra and a

764
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 4: couple of reindeer on there.

765
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,280
Speaker 2: Sort of like a bigger cushion.

766
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 3: It's like a bigger cushion, tangle cushion, and it's like

767
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 3: sort of nice and soft that you put your head on.

768
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 2: A big cushion.

769
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, like a big hid sleeping cushion, a hid cushion, Yeah,

770
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 3: a good name for it, hid cushion.

771
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 2: How email stopped working? It's all in an email, you see.

772
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 3: Well, my brother in law has messaged and saying too

773
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 3: early for this Christmas shin. And if those annoying elves

774
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 3: come back, I'm switching to the sound.

775
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 2: They weren't elves. They were I told him they died,

776
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 2: didn't they?

777
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 4: Here somewhere Costco, New Zealand, see Christmas is on the way.

778
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 4: This is the community of cost not Costco itself, but

779
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 4: the community of.

780
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 2: People that love going to Costo. Yeah, they're like guys, guys,

781
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 2: there's a big tray of muffins. It's fifty and they're

782
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 2: doing they do the mass. So I looked at that page.

783
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 2: I joined it maybe for like a week, and then

784
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm out of here to split a

785
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 2: mince splitter amount of we should actually go thirds on

786
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 2: a mince the mince log. I think it'll lastes for

787
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 2: a while. Feed your whole family a big enough freezer

788
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 2: compartment for a mince log, no like ale log some

789
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 2: of my garage freezer for you, and I'll bring you

790
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 2: in a little five hundred time a mince dealer if

791
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 2: you will. Yeah, I got the good mints for you.

792
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 2: Of course.

793
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 4: Thomas reports from Australia that Bunnings is in full swing. Yeah,

794
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 4: basketball sized ba balls.

795
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. Rather that'd be amazing for like the trees outside,

796
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:56,360
Speaker 2: because I think they're like, yeah, do that chucking the magnolia,

797
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,879
Speaker 2: no fas and four play here is mark.

798
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 4: This place is at one hundred percent Christmas penetration. I'm

799
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 4: reporting from the Liverpool from Liverpool in the United Kingdom. Goodness,

800
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 4: I Alisa said. I am in Wickle's Westgate. It is

801
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 4: currently September and I have got a Disney Lego Advent

802
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 4: calendar in front of me, and a Advent calendar was

803
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 4: jig already with the Advent calendars.

804
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 2: The chocolate's going to go off a lego Star Wars

805
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 2: Advent calendar in the warehouse and I was like, what

806
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 2: is So I went online and I was like are

807
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 2: these worth it? And there's like this community online that

808
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 2: tell you the best Advent calendars to buy. Buy that one,

809
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 2: And there was a Harry Potter one. I said, the

810
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 2: Harry Potter one rules. But you've got to have this

811
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,399
Speaker 2: lego set to go with the Harry Potter Advent lego

812
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:44,800
Speaker 2: otherwise it'll feel a little bit better. And then the

813
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: Hall of w And then do you want to do

814
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 2: you want to split a split a log? Split you

815
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 2: guys just popping off to costco. It wants to split

816
00:42:53,560 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 2: my log this week of Mens of Mens, of course,

817
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:05,320
Speaker 2: and he says last report Northwest England. Christmas is officially started.

818
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 2: Already a large part of the confectionery slash Chocolate Aisle

819
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 2: Wow is dedicated to Christmas specific treats. Well, this is

820
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 2: your segment, New Zealand. If you see any reports of

821
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:20,759
Speaker 2: Christmas penetration, early Christmas displays or anything for sale, screenshot

822
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 2: it and send it to us on Instagram. F vh

823
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 2: ZiT M or I don't know. You can probably email

824
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:29,319
Speaker 2: Vorn at Zidim online. He loves getting emails. Good luck

825
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 2: spelling it. Have you got my thing where we talk

826
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 2: about how much Christmas administration is that? Yeah, okay, let's

827
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,360
Speaker 2: let's do it well with one hundred and four days

828
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 2: ooting war, right, No, Christmas penetration is already already beginning

829
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 2: to look a lot like Christmas playlet. Vorn and Hailey,

830
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 2: well this actually you were a wave worn and Haley

831
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 2: and I spoke about this. Howks Airport a brand new

832
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 2: fire truck and they were running a naming competition. Yeah.

833
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 3: The name options were Judy Drench, Spraying Mantis, pair Yhy, Ahitor,

834
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 3: and FRED, which stood for fire Rescue Emergency Deployment.

835
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 2: Which at the time, Fred was winning, and that seemed

836
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 2: ridiculous because Judy Drench is an amazing name for a

837
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 2: fire truck, and so we got behind it. We got

838
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 2: behind it, and it is, like, I think it's still winning.

839
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 3: Fred is down to the bottom is tir Yy, and

840
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,800
Speaker 3: then it's Ahitor, and then it's Spraying Mantis. Fred in

841
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 3: second place with twenty point whatever twenty percent of the votes,

842
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 3: and Dame Judy Drench. Yes, it's sixty percent of the vine.

843
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 2: This is great, it's gonna win. It's good to win.

844
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 2: We've done it. We've done it. We've done it. We're

845
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 2: going to be in parliament. Hashtag influences. We have form

846
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 2: a coalition or have we got the majority? We've got

847
00:44:53,680 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 2: the majority? The majority? Now over overnight and produce a

848
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 2: carwhen has received some correspondence. Yes.

849
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 9: So I woke up this morning to a lovely email

850
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 9: with the email address Hooks for Airport.

851
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 2: In trouble, Yeah, cease and yeah.

852
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 5: Now.

853
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,879
Speaker 2: I was like, now this could be good or bad?

854
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,320
Speaker 2: Do I want to look at this first thing in

855
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 2: the morning.

856
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 9: But I opened it up and our lovely friends of

857
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 9: Hooks for Airport have seen our campaign, have heard our campaign,

858
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 9: are loving our chat about it, and want us to

859
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 9: come to the naming ceremony.

860
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 2: My god, So now they haven't told me that our

861
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 2: name is definitely going to win. I mean it's going

862
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 2: to win.

863
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 9: And so they had extended the voting until Friday. So

864
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,359
Speaker 9: this Friday, thirteenth is the last day to vote.

865
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 2: Okay, but I feel like we've got this in the bag, right.

866
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 2: I feel like starting a side campaign for another one

867
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 2: of the names.

868
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 5: No, you have to.

869
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,400
Speaker 2: It wasn't even on my mind until I saw how

870
00:45:56,440 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 2: excited you were, dreams something inside me.

871
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 3: I can't felt more influential in my life. And I've

872
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,800
Speaker 3: never been to a sort of naming or an opening

873
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 3: ceremony of e Is it going.

874
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 2: To be a ribbon? Do you think? Because you know

875
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 2: sometimes they smash a bottle on that ships? Is that

876
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 2: only ship they don't do that? Or should we take

877
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 2: a bottle of cheap bubbles? Just I don't think you'll

878
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 2: be able to smash it on a fire truck because

879
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 2: over and they're a flat tire?

880
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 3: Do that?

881
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 2: We won't bring our bottle? Are we going to go?

882
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,240
Speaker 9: I mean I'm going to have to talk to Rosbos,

883
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 9: but I have a show credit card books just book

884
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 9: flis just book flights.

885
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 2: For forgiveness and form will share a bid? Perfect, It's fine.

886
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:39,799
Speaker 2: We used to have to share a bid dream, didn't

887
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 2: we went away from can't? We're like Burden and Ernie.

888
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,879
Speaker 9: Yeah, maybe we could camp out at my mum's house.

889
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 9: She might let us send it's quite job getting warmed.

890
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 3: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, okay, are

891
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 3: we getting dressed up?

892
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:59,720
Speaker 2: Or I should like fire people? Oh yeah, hot because

893
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 2: I want to be the helmet. I want to ge

894
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 2: drenched by the hose. I don't know. I think that

895
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 2: would cut you in half because we got to go

896
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 2: to the Auckland Airport, didn't We behind them and we

897
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 2: saw the fire truck and it would knock you over,

898
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 2: so we'd have to maybe rain on you. No, I

899
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 2: want to blast.

900
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 3: We should do this and we should make T shirts.

901
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 3: We should get T shirts made. We should go and

902
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,320
Speaker 3: have a fault. Oh my god, this is you just

903
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,239
Speaker 3: said you want to get drenched and be in a

904
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 3: T shirt?

905
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you want to wear T shirt competition? I

906
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 2: want to wear a little white T shirt. It's inappropriate.

907
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 2: Photo depends. Do you think we'll be if we go?

908
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 2: Do you think we'll be allowed to turn on the sirens?

909
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I hope we get too warp. Surely

910
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 2: airport fire trucks have siren. I was going to say,

911
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 2: because the exactly tell the bag of handlers and stuff

912
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 2: to get out of the way. Okay, surely they've got

913
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,320
Speaker 2: to have a sign. I think I think we should go.

914
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 2: Do you think there'll be a ribbon? Don't We'll get

915
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 2: some giants as well. A ribbon we'll cut a ribbon.

916
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 2: I love this, don't ask. We've got some ribbon on

917
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 2: that a choir package that we got. We could ribbons together.

918
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 2: We'll get a big ribbon. We'll get a prop a

919
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 2: big ribbon that it looks so cheap. Well, that's exciting. Well,

920
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 2: voting closes on Friday.

921
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 3: Don't let us down because if we turn up and

922
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 3: Bloody Fred wins, we you know, we'll be disappointed.

923
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 2: Somebody said, response to them. Here, our response truck is

924
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 2: called Bert big emergency response truck, and our response to

925
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:38,439
Speaker 2: it is called Ernie. Yeah, that's good. That's good. Okay,

926
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 2: that's good. That's good. But is it as good as

927
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 2: Duty Drink?

928
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 3: No for a fire truck, and it simply will not,

929
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,359
Speaker 3: and simply will not. The Dame herself will ever hear

930
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 3: of this. That next step we've got to go. We're

931
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 3: going to ensure that this happens. The next was reaching

932
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 3: out to Dame Juty Drinks didn't. One of was one

933
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 3: of her grandkids go viral and techtok Yeah, and he

934
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 3: was like talking her about to day stuff during COVID.

935
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hit him up.

936
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 3: Get nan on we can talk to nan love it

937
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:17,240
Speaker 3: hate now I've just I've just realized something.

938
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 2: The judy that we have named the truck. Well, we're

939
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 2: trying to j u d y u j u d I.

940
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to get that changed. I always to

941
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 2: get that changed. I didn't know she yes is, yeah

942
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 2: she is. Maybe she used her own judy. Yeah, okay,

943
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,760
Speaker 2: we'll ever think about that. It's very exciting, very involved

944
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 2: to get some flights and that'll be exciting play play.

945
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 3: To do a budget before you go shooting off your

946
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 3: mouth inviting people to things. Because there was a couple

947
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 3: the shoot a story online. They started playing a wedding right,

948
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,399
Speaker 3: and then they started saying to people hate save the date.

949
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 3: This is when we're doing it. Da da da da

950
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 3: obviously you're here, Da da da da dah. They had

951
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 3: sixty people on the list, and then they started putting

952
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 3: together the cost and they went wholly shut, that is

953
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 3: going to be expensive. So then they had to go

954
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 3: and do a bit of an awkward uninvite don't save

955
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 3: the date, including their siblings and the reason they made

956
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 3: that decision.

957
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:28,800
Speaker 2: The siblings, I know.

958
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 3: So they went down to like a little of a

959
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 3: bit of a micro wedding, so they had both sets

960
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:33,240
Speaker 3: of pearans.

961
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 2: Wait, how do you go from inviting sixty people to

962
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 2: a micro wedding?

963
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, both sets appearance and a couple of their closest

964
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 3: mutual friends that they see all the time, and their

965
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 3: siblings are not those people, and they don't you know,

966
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 3: they're just family. They don't see them all the time.

967
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,880
Speaker 3: And so they had to uninvite their family. Now, the

968
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 3: way they went about it, I have I take umbrage

969
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 3: with a little bit. They did a group WhatsApp and

970
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 3: just said, hey, guys, to rethink the wedding, so you're

971
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:06,240
Speaker 3: no longer invited, And obviously the siblings were somewhat upset

972
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 3: and it caused some tension.

973
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:11,520
Speaker 2: That's so awkward if I've told you you're coming to

974
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 2: my wedding, you're coming. Kind of weird because you did

975
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,280
Speaker 2: and then you uninvited us. Yeah, yeah, you're not coming.

976
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 2: It's not because anyway.

977
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 3: So the uninviting thing is so awkward. But I'm just like,

978
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 3: if I've invited you, I just have to follow through.

979
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 3: And but I know, I know, but I've opened my

980
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 3: big mouth.

981
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then I kind of if someone had said

982
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 2: save the day and then they said, hey, look we've

983
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,640
Speaker 2: kind of thought thing through. It's very expensive. I'd get it.

984
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be upset about it. No, but it's caused drama.

985
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 3: And I want to know, have you ever uninvited someone

986
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 3: to something or were you uninvited and was it for

987
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 3: a reason that was like maybe some drama, something change,

988
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 3: something happened, rather than like this for them when they

989
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 3: were like it's budget.

990
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 2: Maybe yeah, maybe someone broke up, like couple's break up

991
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 2: all the time, and then they uninvite I don't know,

992
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 2: maybe the partner here, they're not that close to us

993
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 2: and they don't bother anymore.

994
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah, the wedding's happening, but I maybe it

995
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 3: goes without saying that you're not no longer invited.

996
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,760
Speaker 2: Or friendships breakdown and you're like breakdown.

997
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:16,880
Speaker 3: Look, but you just need to like send them a

998
00:52:16,880 --> 00:52:20,279
Speaker 3: little hey, just making sure you're not coming, Yeah, because

999
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 3: you don't we're invited.

1000
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,839
Speaker 4: You don't want them turning up being uninvited to something

1001
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 4: that isn't like a number restricted thing or a cost Yeah,

1002
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:30,800
Speaker 4: that's what I mean. Get uninvited to a first birthday,

1003
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 4: so we're like done by the coming of the first birthday.

1004
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 2: But you haven't shown enough interest in this child in

1005
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 2: your first year.

1006
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 4: You know what, don't even consider yourself are like expensive.

1007
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 4: It's totally that thing that if someone breaks up with something,

1008
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 4: you've got to establish that two hundred and But.

1009
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,760
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just a fight with it with a family

1010
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,960
Speaker 2: member and they're like, no, you're not coming now. I

1011
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 2: love that drama. Okay, we want to take your calls.

1012
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 2: Give this a call now, oh eight one hundred of

1013
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,439
Speaker 2: dials at m tix through nine six nine six.

1014
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 3: Have you uninvited someone or being uninvited to something? Give

1015
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:06,760
Speaker 3: me did you want to invite someone? Were you uninvited somewhere?

1016
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 3: And why?

1017
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 2: That is the question. So Gorney, you were uninvited?

1018
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 5: Yes, I was, but firstly, first time, first time called

1019
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 5: a long time, long time, and I still suck.

1020
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:26,040
Speaker 2: You nailed it.

1021
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 9: Now?

1022
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 2: Where were you? Where were you uninvited to?

1023
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:35,279
Speaker 8: As? I was uninvited to friends with sorry family wedding overseas,

1024
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 8: but I wasn't uninvited until after flights were booked.

1025
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 2: My god, you're coming anyway at that stay. I think

1026
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:46,240
Speaker 2: I've read someone this happened to someone online went viral

1027
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 2: because they were like, I've literally booked my flights, like

1028
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 2: what do I do? Just go on holiday?

1029
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 8: Crazy? But it got worse because they decided that they

1030
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 8: didn't know me, but they wanted my husband to go

1031
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 8: to my husband's family. So I see it, instead of

1032
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 8: going to the wedding, I could dog sit all the

1033
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,960
Speaker 8: family dogs and he could go to the wedding.

1034
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 2: So that's yeah, your dogs sitting Jesus dogs I hadn't

1035
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 2: even met.

1036
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 8: I told them very nicely, no, that's not happening, and

1037
00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 8: my husband decided not to go the wedding and we

1038
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,280
Speaker 8: went and had an anniversary holiday instead.

1039
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:30,360
Speaker 2: It's still with the husband.

1040
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 8: Yes, there was seven years ago. Yeah, we haven't even

1041
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 8: seen that family.

1042
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 2: Thank you. A couple of texts either. Bride had to

1043
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,320
Speaker 2: unvote a bridesmaid three weeks before the wedding because she

1044
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 2: stole money from all of my other bridesmaids and guests

1045
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 2: while planning. My hands to Holy that should be planning

1046
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:56,760
Speaker 2: planning for she charged Redmond. Uh. Somebody messaged in saying

1047
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 2: that they were at a wedding where someone been invited

1048
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 2: to the ceremony but not the reception. Oh yeah, they

1049
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 2: don't have to feed them. Yeah, so you just, by

1050
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 2: the way, just don't invite them to either. Yeah, it's

1051
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 2: all or nothing in my books, I don't get that.

1052
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 2: And then I have to leave, yeah, and maybe come

1053
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:14,439
Speaker 2: back later.

1054
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 3: One of the ceremony is completely private, and then they

1055
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 3: just are just having a reception.

1056
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 2: Everyone's there. Yeah. My friend thought she was invited to

1057
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 2: the reception part, even found a place sitting with her

1058
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:25,800
Speaker 2: name and sat down, only to realize it was somebody

1059
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 2: else with the same name.

1060
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 3: The ceremony part when she pulled out the invite pretty quickly,

1061
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 3: so awkward sitting down. I think, sorry, I think you

1062
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 3: might Haley, I think he might be in my seat,

1063
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 3: but I'm Haley.

1064
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,160
Speaker 2: No, No, you don't do that. You can't.

1065
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 4: I got married in February this year. We invited two

1066
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:49,799
Speaker 4: lots of people. One of them was my old boss.

1067
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 4: He invited himself and even wanted to do a speech.

1068
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:53,480
Speaker 5: Oh no.

1069
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 2: Another one was a good friend, but in the end

1070
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 2: we realized he was a horrible person. He wasn't happy

1071
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,279
Speaker 2: with his own man, So keep telling us not to

1072
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 2: get married to each other behind each other's backs.

1073
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 3: Someone uninvited a family member and they got should he

1074
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:07,520
Speaker 3: get them?

1075
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:08,640
Speaker 2: And they said, well, this is how it is, and

1076
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 2: the family member just turned up anywhere. You don't do that,

1077
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 2: how rude play Fletchborne and Haley Haley, you don't do that.

1078
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 2: But Jared, it's your last day. You can do that.

1079
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:26,240
Speaker 1: But I like that rich Morn and Haley Benson Boone,

1080
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:29,919
Speaker 1: slow it down. Ten past eight, Jared, it's your last

1081
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 1: day with us. And as part, we're not talking about.

1082
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 3: Hey, shut it, we're going to talk more about the

1083
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,320
Speaker 3: fact that you're leaving next But as a small present

1084
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:49,160
Speaker 3: to you, we have allowed you to run a small, concise, tight,

1085
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:53,840
Speaker 3: little game, small small and I have a rule. We

1086
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,319
Speaker 3: have a rule I promised him in life. These are

1087
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 3: two things I promise you, my friend. I will never

1088
00:56:58,040 --> 00:56:59,919
Speaker 3: have a baby, and I'll never become a dungeon and dragon.

1089
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,320
Speaker 3: And I'll see you for our forty fiftieth birthday.

1090
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:06,799
Speaker 2: And you're about to plow dungeons and dragons and I'm

1091
00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 2: guessing it's gonna be so sexy you might en not

1092
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:13,839
Speaker 2: pregnant the ind okay, And so this is our part

1093
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 2: and gift for producer Jared, a game of Dungeons and

1094
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 2: Dragons which I would never normally let happen. The role

1095
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 2: plays the funnest part of the liver sacks and wooden bits.

1096
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:27,120
Speaker 2: And I've got a dice. It's a hundred sided was

1097
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:31,439
Speaker 2: do you there's the number? We call that the golf

1098
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 2: for over to you. He's the dungeon, by the way,

1099
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:36,440
Speaker 2: So shut it club.

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00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 10: So I've made you each a character sheet, and I've

1101
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 10: heavily simplified all the rules.

1102
00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 2: Sorry, I've got a question. What if people listening gets

1103
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:51,040
Speaker 2: so turned on in their cars they crash? Yeah, it's

1104
00:57:51,160 --> 00:57:55,440
Speaker 2: never happened before, and actually never happened.

1105
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:59,600
Speaker 10: Okay, So you'll see you've got stats, strength, dexterity, charisma,

1106
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 10: and small arts. If read X, it means you're bad

1107
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 10: at it. If there's a green tick, it means you're

1108
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 10: good at it.

1109
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 2: Okay.

1110
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 10: If you're good at something, you rolled your two dice.

1111
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 10: If you're bad at something, you roll just the D twenty.

1112
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 2: And appreciate. So worn, here you go. That's for you.

1113
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,200
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to think of names for yourself. Okay,

1114
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 2: that's for you. Okay, And mister Flett, okay, do I

1115
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 2: say what what I am? I'm a handsome character. Look

1116
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 2: at my arms, look at you just need a name.

1117
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 2: Your introduction will come from the dungeon master. Please, you're

1118
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 2: not in control. Relinquish, relinquish you just wait, I need

1119
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 2: a name from a character. Yeah, okay, name, and what

1120
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 2: do you think he looks like? Okay. As we're enter

1121
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 2: the scene, what is happening? What is happening?

1122
00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 10: A bearded dwarf rides next to a large, muscular man.

1123
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:55,560
Speaker 3: Is that you?

1124
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 5: Is it?

1125
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 2: Large and muscular? Show me yours? Can I see you?

1126
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 2: Let's see each other's Yeah, hot, yeah, I know. Okay.

1127
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 10: As these two gentlemen sit beside each other after a

1128
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 10: long journey the town, right across the hill, they see

1129
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 10: a figure standing on the side.

1130
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:17,240
Speaker 2: Of the road wearing what are you wearing, Haley.

1131
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 3: I'm wearing sort of ethnically ambiguous traveler clothes.

1132
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 2: Canceled.

1133
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to use the G word, but

1134
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 3: I said traveler. And I've got all sorts of jewelry

1135
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 3: and head pieces, and I've got long raven hair.

1136
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,919
Speaker 10: The two gentlemen pulled to a stop in their horse

1137
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:38,080
Speaker 10: drawn carriage laden with rugs and various.

1138
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 2: Goods, which one of you is driving always drives and

1139
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 2: we go together so slow, warns noble dwarf. Wheel reacts

1140
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 2: and protect I'm the protector of Gregg, Greg, Greg, Greg,

1141
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:14,240
Speaker 2: I sell rugs? What type of rugs? Wholesale rugs? Because

1142
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:17,200
Speaker 2: I've ordered too many. I've got to container sail classic Greg.

1143
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 2: The roadside figure holds out her thumb and asks, he's.

1144
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:28,560
Speaker 3: A right loves, he's a right for a lovely little

1145
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 3: traveler like meself.

1146
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 2: Greg, always stopping, Yeah, chump on love, Yeah, Sure, I

1147
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 2: promise it will be worth your time. Don't you spoil

1148
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 2: the rugs. I can help you onto the carriage because

1149
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:45,040
Speaker 2: I've got good dicksterity and smarts excellent. I got a

1150
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:48,040
Speaker 2: squeeze your muscles as.

1151
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 10: You reach down to help the traveler get onto the carriage, Flitch,

1152
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 10: give me a strength check, which will be a D

1153
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 10: twenty and a D just a D twenty.

1154
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 2: One. I'm twenty and last hands with the traveler, joinking

1155
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 2: her into the carriage. I knew that would happen because

1156
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 2: I'm strong, so hard aspop to have hally. This is

1157
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 2: not one of your audio boots was on, Greg, have

1158
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 2: a gee.

1159
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 10: The tavern comes into view, you guys, doesn't bark and

1160
01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:41,520
Speaker 10: walk through the saloon doors. Standing at the bar is

1161
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 10: a handsome shaved head heavily mustachioed man. Hello there, Welcome

1162
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 10: to the Dusty Butterfly Tavern.

1163
01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 2: Hello, We've got We've got lovely. Oh, I see you've

1164
01:01:53,800 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 2: met one of our star performers. Now that's me. I'm

1165
01:01:56,760 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 2: actually performing tonight. Me guitar the carriage. When I play,

1166
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:08,640
Speaker 2: I rest him on the top of me guitar. Beautiful.

1167
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to make a little bit of cash

1168
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 3: because I see it. I've actually just run out and

1169
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,680
Speaker 3: playing the guitar is actually one of my only skills.

1170
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 2: Well, you play the guitar. I'm going to have a

1171
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 2: point in moderation. Thank you call. I'll barely drink myself.

1172
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,360
Speaker 10: Well, if you just take a pew down at that

1173
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 10: seat right at the front of the stage, we'll get

1174
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:31,439
Speaker 10: you sort out.

1175
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 3: Oh thank you, mister bartender Sayers.

1176
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 2: Sconsland running a pub. Oh yeah.

1177
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:49,480
Speaker 10: The stage manager of the Dusty Butterfly, Tevan, points at

1178
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 10: the halfwark bard.

1179
01:02:52,440 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 2: Which is that's me. Trilli lalaas the stage and.

1180
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:09,000
Speaker 10: Starts playing her signature song oh wrong, one, oh wrong, one,

1181
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 10: Oh my god, oh my god.

1182
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 2: Oh this is my little song.

1183
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 3: I am a little wrong, got my tits out on

1184
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,640
Speaker 3: my geeza as a Strungerman are playing for the Fellers.

1185
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 2: Ludy triny la la trinny la trinny la la la.

1186
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:39,280
Speaker 2: Okay roller D twenty for that performance, chick, oh no,

1187
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:44,000
Speaker 2: what's me? D twenty this one? Yeah. As we re

1188
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 2: enter the town, I hit a fifteen. Not bad. You

1189
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,400
Speaker 2: take off your white.

1190
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 10: You take off your wide one cap and begin to

1191
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,520
Speaker 10: pass it around the audience, collecting on money.

1192
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 2: Please, I finished me before woman's sad. The hat goes

1193
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 2: to allthorn pegamawthorn Pega. How much awful donor for a

1194
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 2: girl like me? I tell I'm not familiar with it.

1195
01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:15,600
Speaker 2: Here's a piece of gold, though, you've got a piece

1196
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 2: of goal. Okay, what about you, Greg? Here's a feather,

1197
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 2: a feather, classic green.

1198
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:29,480
Speaker 10: They're very valuable a man in such resplendent finery as

1199
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:30,840
Speaker 10: Greg gving a feather.

1200
01:04:31,200 --> 01:04:33,800
Speaker 2: The hat passes to a goliath.

1201
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:38,960
Speaker 10: He's got long Wilderby's hair, a thick beard, rippling pets.

1202
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,960
Speaker 2: Oh my gold Goliath. He writes something down on a

1203
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,480
Speaker 2: piece of paper. Is he writing for me?

1204
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 10: He says, Helloha, drops the piece of paper into the

1205
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,760
Speaker 10: hat and slings you a little wink.

1206
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:52,880
Speaker 2: I thought you're gonna sling me over his shoulder.

1207
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:56,480
Speaker 10: As he reaches to hand the hat back, a blur

1208
01:04:56,600 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 10: of green a little frog man where a cork hat

1209
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:05,640
Speaker 10: springs into action. He snatches the hat. He runs out

1210
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 10: the door. The dude's phone number, all your goals, He

1211
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:12,960
Speaker 10: grabs Fetcher's pouch. Everything's gone, Hey wi. The frog leaps

1212
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 10: over the table, runs out the door. Roll initiative, which

1213
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:19,600
Speaker 10: means roll the d twenty, and then that determines.

1214
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:22,880
Speaker 2: Who goes first. Three, three, ten, ten? What did you get?

1215
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 2: Fletch the one of triangles? Two born?

1216
01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 6: What do you do?

1217
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 2: First? Sex day? Throw my ax, throw your axe, roll

1218
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:37,880
Speaker 2: in twenty to seventeen. Just do this all night, your

1219
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:41,840
Speaker 2: axe clip all night on a Saturday. Hang on a Saturday.

1220
01:05:41,960 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 2: We need to find out why. Instead the frog tap

1221
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:45,960
Speaker 2: does watch it?

1222
01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 5: You?

1223
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:47,720
Speaker 2: I just tap my watch it you? The frog?

1224
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:50,720
Speaker 10: The axe clips the frog sends them spiraling out the

1225
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:51,640
Speaker 10: saloon doors.

1226
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:58,040
Speaker 2: You guys burst out after him. Oh my god. The

1227
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:01,720
Speaker 2: frog the full production holding all you still going, it's

1228
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:05,360
Speaker 2: still going, just wrapping up. You've got your move. You've

1229
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:10,440
Speaker 2: got to do your move. That's a one hundred forty roll.

1230
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 2: That guy frog hides behind five Hefty Ogres.

1231
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 3: Just gets to leave and we're converting our listeners on

1232
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:22,360
Speaker 3: afraid and that is where we'll end today's session.

1233
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 2: And Jason Moore's number number damn It post alone came

1234
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:33,880
Speaker 2: a court that best.

1235
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:42,080
Speaker 1: Play play.

1236
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:47,480
Speaker 2: We just played some Dungeons and Dragons version of it.

1237
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 2: People enjoyed that, a lot of messages and from people

1238
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 2: how much they loved it. Sitting on that for four years.

1239
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,280
Speaker 2: You should have been doing that every week. No, I

1240
01:06:56,320 --> 01:06:59,200
Speaker 2: don't know what it's given Greg a voice by the

1241
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:02,560
Speaker 2: end of it. Movie tried it was Griggs voice. That

1242
01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:08,440
Speaker 2: was Griggs voice. I'm didn't match. The Body and Dragons

1243
01:07:08,680 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 2: is not for me. It's not for you. But it

1244
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 2: was a special treat today for producer Jared, who is

1245
01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:17,360
Speaker 2: leaving us today. Yep, sadly leaving us. As you mentioned yesterday.

1246
01:07:17,720 --> 01:07:22,640
Speaker 2: Tough times. You have lost your job and you were

1247
01:07:23,240 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 2: thus leaving us, and we're very sad about it.

1248
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:29,520
Speaker 3: We value you a lot, and so do our listeners.

1249
01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,320
Speaker 3: A lot of misses coming in now, so I'm sad

1250
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 3: to see you go. Will miss your dulcet tones.

1251
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:39,080
Speaker 2: Delcet ton, you do have doulcet tones, especially when you're

1252
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:44,880
Speaker 2: working with two mens. Yeah.

1253
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,800
Speaker 3: I would say my personal highlight of Jared's over the

1254
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 3: last three years has to be when you role played

1255
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,320
Speaker 3: as Jason Momore.

1256
01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:55,000
Speaker 2: And I believe a lot of people loved that because

1257
01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:57,479
Speaker 2: you you did all of acting at the private school,

1258
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:00,920
Speaker 2: didn't you. Yeah, and it really showed, it really came

1259
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,439
Speaker 2: through very funny, very funny. It was a lot of fun.

1260
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:07,320
Speaker 2: Yeah that was Yeah, that was a highlight for me

1261
01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 2: as well. Actually, we're going to mess you. Yeah, we

1262
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,080
Speaker 2: will mess you. I'm not seeing you every day, but

1263
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,240
Speaker 2: I mean we talk literally all day.

1264
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:13,560
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1265
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:19,120
Speaker 2: We sail and we play video games together. We're pirates together. Yeah,

1266
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,000
Speaker 2: we d n D together, we fortnite together. We do

1267
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:26,680
Speaker 2: lots of things together. God, gay, I tell you what,

1268
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,320
Speaker 2: that's the one thing we've not yet plucked up the

1269
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:32,200
Speaker 2: courage to get. Well, maybe you can roll a twin

1270
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:35,680
Speaker 2: in And I don't know how this nerds stuff was.

1271
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:39,880
Speaker 2: We had lots of messages on the scale when he

1272
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:42,799
Speaker 2: could be straight gay, one could be straight, hero and tense,

1273
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:46,799
Speaker 2: sort of like wandering by in the woods.

1274
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:52,519
Speaker 3: We had lots of messages on the podcast family Facebook page,

1275
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:53,719
Speaker 3: which we're going to do in a podcast.

1276
01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yes, make you sit down and listen to nice

1277
01:08:57,200 --> 01:08:59,640
Speaker 2: things people say about you, and I know you and

1278
01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:03,960
Speaker 2: I the same elk that we do like that. Yeah, no,

1279
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:06,439
Speaker 2: it'll be good. Yeah yeah, but a lot of people

1280
01:09:06,439 --> 01:09:07,599
Speaker 2: want to know what you're doing next.

1281
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:13,920
Speaker 10: I am going to a group of people called, you know, media,

1282
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:17,320
Speaker 10: and I'm going to go do some podcasts and some

1283
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 10: nerdy things with them. I might be doing some stuff

1284
01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 10: with Viva dirt Lea potentially in November, so fingers crossed

1285
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 10: for that.

1286
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:26,920
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1287
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:30,680
Speaker 10: But yeah, I've I've had a blast the last four

1288
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:34,880
Speaker 10: and a half years. The alarm sucked, but yeah it's.

1289
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Speaker 2: You. You want to get to know you not being

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Speaker 2: a four o'clock a completely different person. Yeah you you

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Speaker 2: what I look like on my first day?

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Speaker 2: I can go long here long stars, I reckon. No.

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Speaker 3: Well, we know that you are passionate about podcast and

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Speaker 2: giant classic office card. Great to see he's all about

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Speaker 2: the Yeah, yeah, yeah, he knows well. And well Mike, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's yeah, very very helpful. And the thing is, thank you.

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Speaker 2: So you want to turn those on before we do

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Speaker 2: know it can just be normal friends.

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Speaker 3: And we'll go to Iron Maiden on Monday and rock

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Speaker 3: out and I'll get up at four o'clock next morning.

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Speaker 2: And you aren't good luck with that play Flee and Hayley.

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Speaker 2: Fact of the day day day day day. Do do

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Speaker 2: do do do do do do do do do do

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Speaker 2: do do do do do do do do do. What's that?

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Speaker 2: This warning? Is bird noise? That your paaka it is?

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Speaker 2: It's some native birds all week.

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Speaker 4: Native birds are a week and today we're having a

1328
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Speaker 4: look at the fan towel. First of all, and my

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01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:01,960
Speaker 4: research of the fan tower, I know that there's fantails

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Speaker 4: all over the world.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, they look a little bit different, but

1332
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Speaker 2: our fantails. I thought we had the fantailes around the world.

1333
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Speaker 2: The first time I went overseas and through a wist field,

1334
01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:17,240
Speaker 2: I was like, you're washing marathon that was out and

1335
01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:21,320
Speaker 2: you've got them in America. I was like, what that's ridiculous.

1336
01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:24,600
Speaker 2: Seeing a Micael Hill jeweler overseas, Oh my god. I

1337
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:25,960
Speaker 2: didn't go so well. I don't know if there's too

1338
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:28,240
Speaker 2: many left. Every now and then there's a glessons in Australia.

1339
01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:29,880
Speaker 2: You're like, that's insane. What are you doing here? What

1340
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,920
Speaker 2: are you doing here? Can you take it away from

1341
01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:34,920
Speaker 2: my old life? I'm trying to start a fresh Okay,

1342
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:38,559
Speaker 2: I'm coming for a twenty dollars time. So the fantail

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01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:42,439
Speaker 2: or p. Wacker Walker as it's called anonymous with New Zealand.

1344
01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:43,240
Speaker 2: Native to New Zealand.

1345
01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:46,559
Speaker 4: But at some stage the common ancestor they all had

1346
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:48,720
Speaker 4: was it has been around there.

1347
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:52,880
Speaker 2: They're all around the place. Let's say Australasia. Native to Australasia, right,

1348
01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:55,040
Speaker 2: but there's different So those are the fantailes we'd look

1349
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:57,360
Speaker 2: at and be a fanteb But the overall is a genus.

1350
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,240
Speaker 2: The you can't say that on the radio. I don't

1351
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:03,560
Speaker 2: need to see your genus. Wow. Hr He tried to

1352
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:06,960
Speaker 2: show us his genus at eight thirty three in the morning. Gus,

1353
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:10,519
Speaker 2: I don't want to see it. No, like domain, kingdom,

1354
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:14,840
Speaker 2: class order, family genus. There's other fantails around the world.

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01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:23,840
Speaker 2: What yeah, Today's fact today about them is that when

1356
01:13:23,880 --> 01:13:27,200
Speaker 2: they build their nests. This is from a Blackburn study

1357
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:30,560
Speaker 2: and Blackburn in New Zealand. They were observed fantails have

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01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:34,200
Speaker 2: an average of four nests in the season, sometimes five,

1359
01:13:34,680 --> 01:13:36,960
Speaker 2: and they lay eggs in each nest. I mege how

1360
01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:40,840
Speaker 2: much the moving company is making lot? Why are they

1361
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:43,719
Speaker 2: abandoning their nests. They're not abandoning them. They've got multiple

1362
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:46,559
Speaker 2: on the go in case one's corrupted. Secret families. Yeah,

1363
01:13:46,760 --> 01:13:50,000
Speaker 2: secret families. But it's the same fantails in each nest apparently, right,

1364
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:53,759
Speaker 2: it's kind of hear jingy bits if they lose one. Yeah, okay, totally,

1365
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:57,960
Speaker 2: and they are they nists and peers, and then they

1366
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,519
Speaker 2: never apparently go to the same nest at the same time.

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01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:03,479
Speaker 2: Just a again, it's like how the president and the

1368
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:06,000
Speaker 2: vice president aren't allowed on the same plant. Yes, they're

1369
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:07,480
Speaker 2: kind of doing a long distance relationship.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hopping and jufing and then yeah, looking after the

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01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:11,360
Speaker 4: kids and you baby said, I'm off to the pub.

1372
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:13,439
Speaker 2: But the pub is just another house, et cetera, et cetera.

1373
01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:15,600
Speaker 2: And they have little tails on the bottom so that

1374
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:19,360
Speaker 2: predators can't identify it as a nest from below. I

1375
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:24,120
Speaker 2: love this a little. So today's fact of the Day,

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01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:27,839
Speaker 2: fan tails is that fantails can have multiple nests per season.

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01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:34,960
Speaker 2: Fact of the day, day day day day. Do do

1378
01:14:35,960 --> 01:14:38,720
Speaker 2: do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do

1379
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:41,560
Speaker 2: Do Do Do Do Do do do do do do

1380
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:53,280
Speaker 2: play play well. Just moments ago, scandaloused news from Food

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Speaker 2: Fighters lead singer Dave Groll, I.

1382
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:58,519
Speaker 4: Have recently become the father of a new baby daughter

1383
01:14:58,600 --> 01:14:59,880
Speaker 4: born outside of my marriage.

1384
01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:05,800
Speaker 2: Full stop loving and supportive parent to her. I love

1385
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Speaker 2: my wife and children, and I'm doing everything I can

1386
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:11,240
Speaker 2: to regain their trust and earn their forgiveness. We're grateful

1387
01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:13,840
Speaker 2: for your consideration toward all the children involved as we

1388
01:15:13,960 --> 01:15:14,519
Speaker 2: move forward.

1389
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,639
Speaker 3: When do you think he found out that this baby

1390
01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:21,599
Speaker 3: was born at the pregnancy stage or as the baby's been.

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01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:26,240
Speaker 2: Born, not pregnancy stage. Reckon, that's wild, crazy scan. And

1392
01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:29,720
Speaker 2: he's been with his wife like sweethearts twenty one years.

1393
01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:34,360
Speaker 3: I've been married, old dear, old dear, wouldn't want to

1394
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:35,479
Speaker 3: be Dave Grohl today.

1395
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:37,519
Speaker 2: Hey, I want to talk.

1396
01:15:37,439 --> 01:15:42,439
Speaker 3: About how short your relationship was, because man, this makes

1397
01:15:42,479 --> 01:15:44,760
Speaker 3: me laugh. There's a chick that says, how many Ora

1398
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:47,080
Speaker 3: points did I lose? Because these are the flowers he

1399
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:48,639
Speaker 3: got me when he asked me to be his girlfriend.

1400
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,320
Speaker 3: They're not even dead yet and we've broken up, and

1401
01:15:51,439 --> 01:15:54,360
Speaker 3: she shows like a bunch of like still alive roses,

1402
01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:57,400
Speaker 3: which would be like a week tops.

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01:15:57,439 --> 01:16:00,880
Speaker 2: They do not last long. Roses. You come from a family, Yeah,

1404
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:01,639
Speaker 2: they don't last long.

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01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:13,439
Speaker 3: No Rose boy, pretty little pretty little rose fortune, your

1406
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:17,519
Speaker 3: roses that she little baby by be smilling ruleses your

1407
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:18,040
Speaker 3: whole life.

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01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:19,639
Speaker 2: You've sniffed to those bit of a ruleses.

1409
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:22,519
Speaker 3: Anyway, so we were calling that a week and it's

1410
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,760
Speaker 3: such a funny way of acknowledging how short the relationship was.

1411
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,160
Speaker 2: And that's what I want to know this morning.

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01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:31,040
Speaker 4: How old are the she looks twinies, because we're gonna

1413
01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:32,720
Speaker 4: put some rules in place, you know later, call up

1414
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:35,800
Speaker 4: with your intermediate Yeah, got to going out at playtime.

1415
01:16:35,479 --> 01:16:39,000
Speaker 2: Broke up a lunchtime relations yeah, and all your relations relationship. Okay,

1416
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,479
Speaker 2: so you want to hear from people that had the

1417
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:44,160
Speaker 2: shortest relationships on record? How short was it? And the

1418
01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:47,479
Speaker 2: definitive started definit eve end, like you start, We don't

1419
01:16:47,479 --> 01:16:51,559
Speaker 2: want to hear you with this chicken the relationship laughs

1420
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:57,160
Speaker 2: at about bloody four guys, you you obviously seeing each

1421
01:16:57,160 --> 01:16:59,400
Speaker 2: other and then you made it official and then what

1422
01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:01,840
Speaker 2: was the and you broke up so soon? Maybe?

1423
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:04,360
Speaker 3: I mean it could be just a relationship dating one

1424
01:17:04,439 --> 01:17:07,280
Speaker 3: day or week whatever, or a marriage so one missage

1425
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:09,880
Speaker 3: I was only married for nine months, big day.

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01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:12,000
Speaker 2: People can beat that. Yeah, well people can beat that.

1427
01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,320
Speaker 2: Friend did that? Okay, Well I want a hundred dials

1428
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:16,840
Speaker 2: to him. We want to take your calls now. Text

1429
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:19,720
Speaker 2: through nine six nine sack, How short was your relationship

1430
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:22,719
Speaker 2: and what happened? I don't want Hayley's live reading a text.

1431
01:17:22,920 --> 01:17:28,200
Speaker 2: She's right, I've just read it. No, okay, we want

1432
01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:30,840
Speaker 2: to know it's wild and then the end is just

1433
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:35,599
Speaker 2: like that, can't no in the last sentence. We want

1434
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:39,360
Speaker 2: to know how short the relationship was because the girl's

1435
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:42,120
Speaker 2: gone viral, because the roses that she got on her

1436
01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:46,920
Speaker 2: first day of the relationship still alive and the relationship's over. Yeah,

1437
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:50,680
Speaker 2: great way to mark time. So we wanted to know.

1438
01:17:50,880 --> 01:17:54,320
Speaker 2: Got so many relationships just come crumbling quickly. It's definitely

1439
01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:56,200
Speaker 2: your parents' marriage. How long was that?

1440
01:17:58,520 --> 01:17:58,560
Speaker 3: So?

1441
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:01,679
Speaker 2: I don't have exact day, but it was in a week?

1442
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:07,439
Speaker 2: Were you conceived prior were born? Prior to the wedding?

1443
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:07,800
Speaker 5: Oh?

1444
01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:10,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, I attended the wedding and.

1445
01:18:12,200 --> 01:18:14,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, a week later we caught my dad cheating on mum.

1446
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:26,559
Speaker 2: Yeh want now with one of mum's friends. How long

1447
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:28,639
Speaker 2: it had been with No? No, she said bridal party.

1448
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:31,160
Speaker 2: It could be one of the dudes or a bridesmaid.

1449
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:34,479
Speaker 2: So it was one of the grooms with men's partners.

1450
01:18:35,120 --> 01:18:43,559
Speaker 2: Oh that's a double's two? Really was hurting everybody day? Yeah? Wow,

1451
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:46,200
Speaker 2: that is wild. How long had your dad been with

1452
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:49,640
Speaker 2: your mum before the wedding? Ah, they were together for

1453
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:53,320
Speaker 2: I think it was seven or eight years. Okay, yeah, God,

1454
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:56,360
Speaker 2: and he waited because after the we're hearing from her

1455
01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:58,840
Speaker 2: from a lot of people about short marriages but also

1456
01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:03,519
Speaker 2: short relationship. Yeah, siphany th Yeah, one week, that's crazy,

1457
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:05,280
Speaker 2: so many messages.

1458
01:19:05,640 --> 01:19:07,599
Speaker 4: My sister was in a relationship for five years, got

1459
01:19:07,640 --> 01:19:09,920
Speaker 4: married on the honeymoon one week after he told her

1460
01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:11,920
Speaker 4: he wanted to divorce because he was seeing somebody else.

1461
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:15,320
Speaker 2: He could have saved everybody the trouble and the expense

1462
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:17,320
Speaker 2: of the wedding. I bought a dress, you know, I

1463
01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:19,599
Speaker 2: bought a dress for that in flights accommodation yea, bembi.

1464
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:22,439
Speaker 4: My relationship lasted three days. He don't me because I

1465
01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:23,280
Speaker 4: didn't talk very much.

1466
01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:24,960
Speaker 2: But what can I say? I'm shy, to be fair,

1467
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:29,360
Speaker 2: I was only standing through three Should you maybe work

1468
01:19:29,400 --> 01:19:33,120
Speaker 2: out if someone, as you know, a good conversationalist before

1469
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:36,160
Speaker 2: you go out with them. Maybe maybe it's on your

1470
01:19:36,240 --> 01:19:40,160
Speaker 2: level of conversation. Yeah, yeah, just an idea. It's just

1471
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,880
Speaker 2: an idea. Yeah, it's putting it out there. I reckon,

1472
01:19:43,439 --> 01:19:46,280
Speaker 2: We've got one lasted a couple of hours. Really, it

1473
01:19:46,439 --> 01:19:47,840
Speaker 2: was by default though. I once I was talking to

1474
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:49,479
Speaker 2: a dude on Tinder. He asked me straight away to

1475
01:19:49,479 --> 01:19:50,040
Speaker 2: be his girlfriend.

1476
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:51,280
Speaker 3: I thought he was joking, so I said, yeat, and

1477
01:19:51,280 --> 01:19:52,720
Speaker 3: then he asked about our wedding and wanted to know

1478
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:53,639
Speaker 3: if we could a lope.

1479
01:19:53,479 --> 01:19:55,360
Speaker 2: On the weekend. And that relationship blasted just a couple

1480
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:59,920
Speaker 2: of hours, unmatched. Okaye March. But because you're probably the

1481
01:20:00,160 --> 01:20:01,960
Speaker 2: is just joking around it, can I be your boy friend?

1482
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:04,840
Speaker 2: That's a bit of a cute You sure, go on? Yep? Okay, cool?

1483
01:20:04,920 --> 01:20:08,840
Speaker 2: Got half your stuff? Yeah? Yeah, the pre nub got

1484
01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:11,560
Speaker 2: to sign. The pre nub always sign, then hollow we

1485
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,200
Speaker 2: want prenub. It's a callback to an earlier joke. You

1486
01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:16,840
Speaker 2: can get the whole show that year, but you can

1487
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:19,160
Speaker 2: can't chump on the podcast. You can't radio.

1488
01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:21,080
Speaker 3: You can I just sit in my lum for six

1489
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:22,800
Speaker 3: every morning, because God, we do some good stuff from

1490
01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:25,280
Speaker 3: six okay and the new late Comers.

1491
01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:28,000
Speaker 4: This is a little more risky, I'll say, yeah six

1492
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:30,160
Speaker 4: the six thirties where we put all the risky content.

1493
01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well are you going to read

1494
01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:38,639
Speaker 2: out that text that you were both a garden. Oh okay,

1495
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:44,479
Speaker 2: last I could read up until. No, yeah, read up

1496
01:20:44,520 --> 01:20:47,200
Speaker 2: until because the last things is the worst part. Okay,

1497
01:20:48,280 --> 01:20:52,280
Speaker 2: So my relationship just ended just after our five year anniversary,

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Speaker 2: but just after we were going to take it to

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Speaker 2: the next step. I assume there may have been a

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Speaker 2: now engage proposal sorts. We'd celebrated down and sound came

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Speaker 2: back home where we lived with his stepmom and dad.

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Speaker 2: I came early from work one day and caught the

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Speaker 2: step mom and my partner in bed with each other.

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Speaker 3: Good lord, now you're aghast at that part of the story.

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Speaker 3: Wait to you hear the second part. My friend will

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Speaker 3: tell you when the microphones are not live.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, can we put it on the podcast today? No,

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Speaker 2: how bad is it? Turn the mics off and I'll

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Speaker 2: tell you. I'll just come over and read it. What

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Speaker 2: made it worse? He speaks less and you know he

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Speaker 2: does some dark stuff, so it must be very, very

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Speaker 2: disgusting putting that on the podcast. Disgusting. It's just for

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Speaker 2: us go about your days, never knowing what we have read.

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Speaker 3: Okay, is that the podcast done? Because I'm busting for

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Speaker 3: a poose?

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Speaker 2: Last thing for a poose Jesus give us a review,

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Speaker 2: said M's fletched. Vonnon Hailey