WEBVTT - "Two Thousand MILFs" 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:03.040 Live for the Export Beer Gardens Studio which today is 0:00:03.120 --> 0:00:05.960 Polside at the Palm Pacific Resort and Funga Mattah and 0:00:06.080 --> 0:00:07.880 brought to you as always by Export Ultra, the bear 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:10.840 for here. This is the Agenda Podcast, fourth Thursday, the 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:13.000 twenty fourth of October, The. 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:17.080 Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:19.760 brought to you my nextport Ultra. 0:00:20.680 --> 0:00:22.760 And we are coming to Poulside Lane at the pal 0:00:22.800 --> 0:00:23.560 Pacific Resort. 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:24.560 Because we're out on the road. 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:28.120 dB have charged us with scouting out some of the 0:00:28.120 --> 0:00:30.000 best beer gardens in the country. 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:31.720 Tough job, tough job, mate. 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:34.159 As we sit here baskting and the sun, it is 0:00:34.200 --> 0:00:37.480 a beautiful day. We are sitting right next to the pool. 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:39.319 We're watching a what is. 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:41.519 That a dolphin? It's a dolphin. It's a dolphin at 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:44.120 the dolphin at the pork cleaner. It's quite mesmerizing that 0:00:44.200 --> 0:00:44.720 pork cleaner. 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:45.159 It is. 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:47.320 It just goes back and forth by itself. I could 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:52.480 watch it all day. Tennis court, lovely pool here, two 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:54.760 spar pools which we made use of last night. But 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:58.320 the reason we hear is as I said before, dB 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:00.600 have charged us with going around the country and finding 0:01:00.640 --> 0:01:02.280 the best beer gardens. 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:06.080 Yep. We thought first Protocol Coromandel, yep. 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:11.080 We hit fer yeah, and then Toto and ended up 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:13.280 in fung A Matar. I think we're headed to toad 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:15.720 on her today, but a ragtown tomorrow. 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:17.800 Yep. She's a tough life, yeah she is. 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.240 So if you know of any place with a decent 0:01:20.319 --> 0:01:23.839 beer garden for us a message, send us through yours please. 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:27.800 The first place we went to was in Younger, Yes, 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:32.920 drove over there and checked into the Was it the 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:34.360 Mercury Bay Fishing. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:38.039 Yeah, Micury Bay Game Fishing Club Club? Which have you't 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:39.280 been to Younger before? 0:01:39.360 --> 0:01:42.200 Is there's a little what do you call that, a 0:01:42.280 --> 0:01:46.080 jetty dorse wolf where they weigh the big bloody marlins 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:48.120 when they come in. I've seen one on there before. 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:50.800 It's very very bloody, impressive, terrifying. 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:54.559 Also the location where they once a year they released 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:55.560 two thousand milps. 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:56.760 That's right. We were. 0:01:57.200 --> 0:01:59.400 We were told about a fishing competition that they have 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:01.280 there for the I think it's called Ladies of the 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:04.200 Bays something like that, and it's just a fishing competition 0:02:04.280 --> 0:02:06.960 with Yeah, as you put it, and as it was 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:11.919 put to us, two thousand women who come and take 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:12.720 part in a fishing comp. 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:13.920 The boat has to be all women. 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:16.160 You're allowed one man if you want to make him 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:19.280 drive the boat for you, and you're allowed another man 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:21.280 if you'd like to make him bait your rods for you. 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:24.440 He is known as the Master baita. And then they 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:26.359 have a good old fashion knees up. Afterwards, as you 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:28.200 can imagine, they're going to be ten shed called the 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:32.880 Blue Lagoon. And afterwards they unleash tooth. This word verbatim, 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:35.240 this is how it's described to us. They unleashed two 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:40.400 thousand MILFs, which is not a big place. It's not 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:42.200 a lot of places for two thousand milks to go. 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:44.600 But we have to come back when they've got the 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:45.919 year when they release them. 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:50.120 When they're at the releasing of the MILFs, it's like 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:52.079 it's going to be like they should make it into 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:55.240 like the running of the Balls, where people come from 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:56.160 around the world. 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:59.679 Yeah, I imagine it like bore it the running of 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:06.200 the Jurm. They just turned two thousand milps loose. You 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:08.079 made a big break last night as well. This could 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:10.560 be this could be huge for your career. We also 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:15.400 stopped in at the title of Paranoy Fishing Club there. Yes, yes, 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:18.280 we were invited down by the captain Pete It every 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:20.120 Wednesday night he gets on the barbecue there. 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:24.440 Yeah, like what an initiative every Wednesday meat raffles, five 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:28.040 dollar beers, five dollar wines and a free barbecue. 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:31.480 How much was the meat raffle two dollars a ticket? Yeah, 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:32.440 I bought ten tickets. 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:36.560 You did, didn't win anything good too, because we have 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:39.480 You've got a history of winning meat raffles and towns 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:41.440 that you don't live in. Yes, when you don't have 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:43.640 any means of cooking any of the meat, storing it 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:46.440 was storing it. And we went down for the Black 0:03:46.440 --> 0:03:48.840 Class and Titong at the start of the year and 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.240 you won the meat raffle at the Mount Mount Club 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:54.120 Mount Club there, big bloody meat rafel too. 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:55.800 We didn't know what to do with. 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:57.120 It, so we took it to one of the taco 0:03:57.320 --> 0:03:59.760 trucks at the Black Class. They cooked it all up 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:01.760 for us and we're eating steak throughout the commentry. It 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:04.880 was delightful, and I was like, but I felt guilty 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:07.640 because you'd taken that meat out of the local economy. Yeah, 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:09.560 and I thought you were about to do it to 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:13.960 Paraui as well. But yeah, beautiful there the Captain Peter 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:16.960 gets on the barbecue muscle fritters. 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:20.800 But a venison someone had brought it. Yeah, it was good. 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:22.440 I mean it was a good time. It was a 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:23.280 good time. It's feeling new. 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:25.800 Club is only four years old. Yeah, moved over from 0:04:25.839 --> 0:04:26.800 Paranoi in a base. 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:27.479 It over and t. 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:31.080 And I've got the kind of waterways they've put this 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:35.599 kind of marina, put into the into the harbor there. 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:37.640 It was good. And you know, I mean live on 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:39.840 Facebook with Peter. This could be huge. Go and look 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:40.120 it up. 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.920 But the I've actually got it here. You don't want 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:45.520 to see it, but I want to if you're at home, 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:46.960 want to set it. Just look up the title of 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:50.240 Paris Sports Fishing Club. You could see the captain Peter 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:52.560 and Lane. The audio is pretty bad, so I won't 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:55.320 play it for you. But he goes live on his 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:56.719 Facebook there every Wednesday. 0:04:56.839 --> 0:05:00.359 Yep. Yeah, and you were lucky enough this be a 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:01.640 big break. Yeah, it's true. 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:02.960 Actually, I mean there was a lot of people with 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:06.640 a lot of influence at that Toto Parwanui Fishing Club, 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:10.680 some movers and Shakers. I met an eighty year old volunteer. 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:13.080 He got Volunteer of the Year the year before. He 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:16.160 goes to the club every day and I said, including 0:05:16.240 --> 0:05:18.320 Christmas Day and they said, yeah, they opened especially for me. 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:21.040 They come and we offered him a beer. 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:23.040 He said, I don't drink, and I saw him walk 0:05:23.080 --> 0:05:27.520 off with two massive rum and cokes. I see the 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:31.280 guy selling the Yeah, the salty old sea dog, Yeah, 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:32.320 real salty. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.320 He I was walking out just to go and. 0:05:36.720 --> 0:05:39.120 Film this thing out the front of the place, and 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:41.240 he bloody chased me down the stairs. Hang, I'm mate, 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:43.800 Captain Pete's going live on his Facebook. You don't want 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:47.279 to stick around for that. I'll Loane will cover that. 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:51.000 He's still out there, but yeah, what a night and beautiful, 0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:53.760 beautiful spot, beautiful view. And most of the dudes there, 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:56.680 they'll just drive their boat there, park up, you know, 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:59.920 get on the barbecue whatever, the actual barbecue, and then 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:02.600 and then just cruise their boats. 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:05.200 Well, Captain Pete's got a sea legs, so he just 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.719 drives up the ramp at Paranelli and drives home. 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:10.160 Wouldn't have driven on a road in years, I reckon, 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:12.600 and he wouldn't. I don't think he should. 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:16.919 But yeah, what a hell of a night there and 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:19.400 five dollar bloody six dollars out of. 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:23.000 Control over over the hill to funk my tar. I 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:25.680 went to the to the Smoky Palette. Yes, last night, 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:27.279 took part in the quiz. 0:06:27.839 --> 0:06:32.320 Yeah. Well and actually you were hosting the quiz on board. 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:35.279 Yeah, I just it's an obsession of my I just 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:39.119 grabbed the microphone started asking questions Lovely Ella who runs 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:41.800 the quiz every Wednesday. And I was saying to her, 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:44.440 they did they pay you? Will they pay you in 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:45.080 a bar tab? 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:45.560 And they said? 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:47.640 She said, oh, I used to be a bar tab 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:49.640 but I used to turn up to work so hungover. 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:51.720 And the next day that my work said, can you 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:55.799 not kid bab? So she gets get scarsh. 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:57.960 Yeah good, I can see that if if last night 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.240 was anything to go by, I'm a little bit dusty else. 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:02.839 So then you were asking a few questions, I went 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:05.920 to go and check that the pokes were honest. 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:08.400 They're working. They're working. Oh god, they're working. 0:07:08.480 --> 0:07:10.160 So if anyone's coming through fung of Matar in the 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:11.800 next two days, I left twenty bucks in one of 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:12.880 those poking machines for it. 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:14.920 Well, yeah, if you want to see pretty much whatch 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:18.320 sums up our trap as a video on Instagram on 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:22.000 the Instagram story of me hosting the quiz, panning around 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:24.200 to a little slither, you can get a little slither 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.920 look into the poky's room and there you are just 0:07:27.040 --> 0:07:30.720 bothering the nile, oh, slapping away, slapping away. 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:32.760 It was annoying too, because I was going max bits two, 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:35.040 two dollars fifty one. Nothing got done to my last 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:38.680 ten cents. Then I hit the feature a million spins 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:41.800 and I won four dollars forty off ten cents. What 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:44.040 would that have been if I'd been bidding two dollars 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:45.560 fifty I've been a couple of Hondy It would have 0:07:45.560 --> 0:07:48.400 been a couple of Hondy mates seconding stuff. So you 0:07:48.440 --> 0:07:50.120 know how long short of that is? This twenty dollars 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:52.400 or at least one of those pokies, I know that 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:56.880 for sure. And then we stayed there and pounded craft 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:59.440 is into the core of the earth for Yes, a 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:02.760 good couple of hours. Came back to the par Pacific Resort, 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:07.680 which handily is right next door to the pub, at 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:11.440 which point we found a spar poole. Yes, we found 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.360 one that was working, didn't we that was that was warm, 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:15.160 one that had been turned off. And then we went 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:19.800 around and yeah, we found one that was working. And 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:24.200 upon recount this morning, between myself, yourself and Joe Joy, 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:26.160 we got through another fifteen crafties. 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:28.960 So no wonder. 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:31.320 I woke up in my room and it was like 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:35.080 a gas chamber. It was, oh my god, your bedroom. 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:38.520 It was like I think it had like negative pressure 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:42.240 because when Joe opened opened the door, it was like 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:46.439 a gust, a foul wind was released. 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:48.240 It was like an air lock. Yeah, it was. 0:08:48.320 --> 0:08:50.800 It was like wrapping open a tube of tennis balls. 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:55.959 But the smell, the smell was a rindous. That's when 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:58.680 we decided to have the recount and found the fifteen crafty. 0:08:58.800 --> 0:09:00.720 So I think when d you send us on the 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:03.160 road to have a bit of a scout for summer 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:05.160 for them, I don't know if this is what they 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:06.160 expected us to do. 0:09:06.280 --> 0:09:08.840 I think it's exactly what they expected to be honest, 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:10.800 I was gonna say if they didn't expect us to 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:13.560 do this, then anyway, that kidding themselves. 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:15.680 We carry on our journey today, don't we hit the 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:16.920 tode on? It hit the tode Ono. 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.360 We get a couple of spots to check out there, 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:24.000 and then like sit over to Hamilton, your old stomping ground, yep, yeah, 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:25.720 and then we are off to. 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:31.439 Raglan and then I don't know, we'd probably better go 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:32.160 home at some point. 0:09:32.240 --> 0:09:36.080 Yeah. So yeah, so that's what that's what's going on 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:38.480 with us today. That's why we won't have any yours 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:41.000 please as well. We don't have the facilities for that 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:42.960 kind of thing. Jeez, that sun is really beating now. 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:46.120 It's hot, man, so hot. Not to rub it into 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:49.280 those of you listening at home were stuck in traffic, 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:51.360 in rain or whatever it is that you're doing. And 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:53.280 I was just saying before laying when we put these 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:55.320 head sets on, you'll notice the sound is a bit 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:56.840 different because we've got the head sets on that we 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:59.600 use when we're on the road. Amount of Hungover podcasts 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:02.320 we've done these head sets. I reckon you could you 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:06.160 could like the microphone part of it would be so flammable. 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:09.679 Oh yeah, I can smell Germany on it. Oh yeah, 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:13.480 the smell Germany came with us to Germany. Oh my god, 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:15.439 that son is beating down now. Let's take my jersey 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:17.319 let's take a quick break so Lane could take his 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:17.840 jersey off. 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:20.240 Quicked up in the poll and we'll come back. Talk 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:21.119 about a sport. 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:26.720 So the biggest sporting news yesterday, Lane, which actually you 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:30.360 brought to my attention, is the Chad Bows Chadwick Boseman, 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:34.640 the Black Panther. He has scored himself the fastest double 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:37.200 century in a List A game, which is what like 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:41.200 first close pass cricket, Yeah, cricket on Wednesday for Canterbury 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:43.840 against ow Targo on the Ford Trophy. That's the fifty 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:46.280 over because I always get these ones confused, but that's 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:49.000 the fifty over one day format. He brought up the 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:52.679 milestone in one hundred and three balls before eventually falling 0:10:52.720 --> 0:10:55.520 for two or five off one ten deliveries. The record 0:10:55.600 --> 0:11:00.360 was previously held by Travis Head and India's In Juggerson 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:03.600 who don't recall who both took one hundred and fourteen 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:04.280 deliveries each. 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:07.439 So he smash smashed it, absolutely smashed it. That's two 0:11:07.520 --> 0:11:11.280 runs a ball. Yeah, So he is scoring every ball. 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:13.000 He's been bold, he's scored runs off. 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:16.200 So if he doesn't score for three balls, he's about 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:20.160 to clear the fence. Yeah, basically and unfortunately no one 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:21.000 dare to see it. 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:23.080 Yeah, was it even? 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:26.600 It wasn't It was filmed but with one of those 0:11:26.640 --> 0:11:29.440 one cameras at one end situation. I don't think it 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:34.560 was actually properly covered. But chika bow wow yet on them. 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:37.679 That's a great record to have. Yeah, great record when 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:40.520 you when anything the fastest or the most of the 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:44.520 most sixers, the fastest century, the fastest double century as 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:47.000 a pretty ballsy, ballsy record to hold. 0:11:47.080 --> 0:11:51.400 I think I was at Jade Stadium when Nathan Astall 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:52.200 hit that two hundred. 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:54.400 Oh yes, yeah, I think it was Jade Stadium, Lancaster 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:55.559 Park at that point. 0:11:55.920 --> 0:11:57.959 Nothing more exciting than seeing and batsman get him to 0:11:58.000 --> 0:12:02.520 that motor yeap, just clearing the absolutely blasting. It's thirty 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:04.120 two chair bows. I know he's got a couple of 0:12:04.200 --> 0:12:06.280 caps with the black Cats, but did he too? I 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:07.280 don't think he was that old. 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:12.040 I know he was. That's interesting. Yeah, sneaks up on you. 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:14.680 The It's just so hard to break into the blacket, 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:17.800 isn't it like doads all toil always till they're thirty, Yeah, 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:20.560 before they ever get a sniff and then Yeah. 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.880 Speaking of which, test match starts tonight. Oh yes, second 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:29.600 Test match from poone and once again Joe Jury looking 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:33.800 to put his family's life in danger by putting a 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:37.640 post up on on Instagram and Facebook of a dust 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:40.760 bowl and a big puff of dust coming up. And 0:12:40.760 --> 0:12:44.200 I think the comment was India wouldn't produce a dust 0:12:44.240 --> 0:12:48.040 ball for this second Test, would they? And holely shit, 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:55.679 it's like chumming the waters full filled with sharks, small 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:56.280 bait fish. 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:57.439 They come from everywhere. 0:12:57.480 --> 0:13:00.199 Oh yeah, Jesus they pilon. It's great to watch a 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:01.800 lot of people like to get into the comments just 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:02.240 to watch it. 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:04.600 What's it unfold? They are? 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:07.559 That was the first thing. Everybody that's asked me or 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:10.600 talk to me about that game? How about that one? 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:12.560 And I'm like, yeah, I just can't get that sinking 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:14.520 feeling out of my Oh yeah, this next one. 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:16.439 They're not going to let it happen to us. 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:22.000 But you know what, Like remember that Australian series last 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:26.800 year and they produce those horrendous wickets one in India 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:30.520 and everyone it was obvious what they were trying to do, 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:34.319 but at backfired in Australia won by an innings. 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.800 I remember they this lasted something. 0:13:36.600 --> 0:13:39.040 Outrageous, like two and a half days the patch was 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.199 absolute abomination. 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.200 And a man Gary is just tearing through them. 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:45.680 Yeah, so backfired on the Indians that one. So there 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:48.240 is a danger, but saying that they've got far better 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:51.720 spinners than us. So if they do produce a dust bowl, 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:54.720 then you've got the lights of Glen Phillips and Patel. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:56.640 A're going to have to play out of their skin. Yeah, 0:13:56.840 --> 0:14:00.319 but it happens, though, it happens. And saying that watching 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:05.679 Revenger play their spinners and young and attacking them getting 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:08.840 the slog sweep going the sweep, I was like, oh yeah, 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:10.840 it's going to knock them window of their sales. But 0:14:11.080 --> 0:14:13.040 saying that you could see ravish one was like, oh 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:14.760 fact this, I'm going to play the second test because 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.880 this picture has given me nothing. Yeah, so that's gonna 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:21.240 be interesting. So that's it starts tonight. Is it five 0:14:21.240 --> 0:14:24.320 o'clock again? I'm not sure. It's five o'clock and poone 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:26.120 great town, poone great city. 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:29.160 Great time for a game to kick off five o'clock 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:32.760 Tuesday night. Yeah, jumping the spar pool fifteen CRAFTI is 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:34.560 about it. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:37.840 It's Kay Williamson's out again. Which disappointing. 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:41.000 But yeah, it is disappointing, but I don't feel as 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:44.440 bad now, like with the way that Revender is betting Conway. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.960 You know, I feel a bit more, I don't know, 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:50.280 buoyed by that than I have in years past. 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:51.760 I think Kam Willimson's even there. 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:55.040 It used to be if Cain Williamson's out, yeah fucked, Yeah, 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:57.880 put a fork in us. That's true, actually, but I 0:14:57.880 --> 0:14:58.760 don't feel that way now. 0:14:58.800 --> 0:14:59.480 Yeah, they'll give. 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:02.280 Them the That first win is going to give them 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:07.240 some massive BBC and so yeah, I'm interested how that 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:08.800 goes to be interesting to see if and you win 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:10.280 the toss and bat first arrogantly. 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:16.360 Great piece of cricketing analysis yesterday from the two thousand Milksky. 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:21.760 He said, John sorry, Johnny says his name. He's not 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:25.680 the two thousand Milksker of a bnch of year ears. 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:28.680 He was saying, Well, they've sort of done themselves in 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:31.560 a little bit because Boomer is their best bowler, so 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:34.280 they can't really lean into the dust bowl too much 0:15:34.280 --> 0:15:37.760 because it doesn't advantage their best bowler. And then if 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:40.640 they do make a seema, then that plays into our 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:41.160 hands a bit. 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:42.440 Yeah, I don't know that. 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:47.240 I fully respect Johnny's opinion, but I think Eshwyn is 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:52.120 their best bowler rather than bom Bomber is tricky, particularly 0:15:52.160 --> 0:15:54.040 on a green seema. But I think they would have 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:59.440 definitely got more spinning an arsenal spinners rather than pace bowlers. 0:15:59.480 --> 0:15:59.720 You know what. 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:03.360 Yeah, I think that's that's there, that's their sweet spot 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:04.400 rather than I. 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:06.640 I don't think they've ever produced a green seama in India. No, 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:07.760 they don't think they can. 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:13.120 Rav Eshwin looks like like a manager of a company 0:16:13.160 --> 0:16:14.880 who also plays cricket on the weekends. 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:17.080 Yeah, it just looks like one of the higher ups. 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:17.760 Yeah. 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:21.000 He's a terrible fielder and I love watching when the 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:23.560 ball comes to him and he swims after it. Very similar, 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:26.640 very similar kind of their Sody dan vatory look. It's 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:31.240 a very ungainly kind of lope and he always tries 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:33.920 to hide himself down at fine leg Ravi Eshwin. 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:35.440 It does the monster mash. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:37.480 But I wonder if they we wouldn't talk about it much. 0:16:37.480 --> 0:16:41.800 But the Rishian pant injury bullshit. When he they brought 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:45.320 on their reserve fielder and he happened to be a 0:16:45.440 --> 0:16:49.960 very athletic Wiki keeper and Rishanne part not the fittest 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:50.360 guy around. 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:53.720 I wouldn't say it's mobile. Look a city's injured. 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:57.200 And it didn't didn't keep and they brought on a 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:59.760 keeper who was far better than him, and then he 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:01.240 it was. 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:02.160 It was all weird. 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:04.879 It was a little bit strange, and I think it 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:06.600 all got washed up on the fact that we won 0:17:06.720 --> 0:17:09.720 and no one really talked about it. But the rules 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:13.920 around that I find a bit strange because betting they've 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:14.800 gotten rid of the runner. 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:16.160 So they got rid of the runner. 0:17:17.720 --> 0:17:19.600 That felt was the likes of inso arm who would 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:22.080 go out and get a runner and then just smash 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:22.880 it and not have to run. 0:17:23.359 --> 0:17:23.840 You're injured. 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:26.560 You either stand at one end and smack the ball 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.639 all retire. So and so it should be. And I 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:34.080 almost thought there was some rule around you can't specialist. 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:37.400 You can't have a specialist keeper, twelfth man or keeper 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:40.440 that comes out And that might just be me making 0:17:40.520 --> 0:17:42.520 it up. DA jury's pacing. 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:44.520 Is good. 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:46.919 It seems nervous, look like we're about to get kicked off. 0:17:47.680 --> 0:17:50.480 The NBA started yesterday, which is a huge, huge day 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:50.680 for me. 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:52.720 I love the NBA. Make sure we're in two pieces 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:54.960 of NBA merch, Right, you just covered and rich and 0:17:55.040 --> 0:18:00.520 you've got your basketballans. I immediately placed the same game. 0:18:00.560 --> 0:18:01.880 Maltis immediately lost. 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:04.800 Yeah, and that's it for me. That's it. That's it 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:07.280 for me on NBA. I'm out. I can't win. I've 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:10.320 never won on NBA. It's an NBA punt. 0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:13.639 Never, it's a focal mistress the the NBA punts because 0:18:14.119 --> 0:18:16.479