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Speaker 1: Bises all right. Welcome all you bespokey dokies to the

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Speaker 1: Met and Jerry Daddy Bespoke Podcast for the fifth of

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Speaker 1: July twenty twenty four. Jerry's sick as a dirty old dog,

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Speaker 1: so he's not here, but the Meshy is and g Lane.

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Speaker 1: We're coming in from a strange little bubble studio in Danita, aren't.

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Speaker 3: We We are? We got ousted Jamie McKay. He's a

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Speaker 3: bigger fish than us for the country, so he ousted us.

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Speaker 3: Yeah politely, this is my studio. Can you get out? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we said we can.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I did the met and Jury show from

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Speaker 1: the Country studio. Great show, lovely.

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Speaker 4: Hey, sorry boy, it's just a bit of Edmond. Can

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Speaker 4: you down there? Sorry for those listening, Judaan, can you

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Speaker 4: slide up your fader a little bit, you're just very quiet, Okay,

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Speaker 4: slide up his fader. He's okay. Here we gotting old.

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Speaker 4: Slide up the favorites. This one here is it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go.

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Speaker 3: It's the PC one that's up. Yeah, there is good,

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Speaker 3: goody good, thank you one.

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Speaker 1: Two.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 3: I've got no headphones.

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Speaker 1: Actually she steal something. I think any headphones otherwise are

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Speaker 1: going to be very hard for you to do this podcast.

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Speaker 1: See it's a bit of a smuzzle down here. Actually

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Speaker 1: full disclosure. Me and Gulane got a bit of first

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Speaker 1: night Feeder last night and really leant into our time

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Speaker 1: in the Kodu. And then it was the Kodu flight

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Speaker 1: which has kind of unlimited wines on it down to

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Speaker 1: the Mead and so we hit the ground at Mammona

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Speaker 1: Airport with a little bit of a steam on and

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Speaker 1: then went to the Leisure Lodge to to to book

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Speaker 1: in and they had never heard of us. So then

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Speaker 1: we went out to the Kensington and then the night

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Speaker 1: progressed to I went home at some point and then

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Speaker 1: Gulane woke up this morning in his hotel room and

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Speaker 1: thaw his clothes on and it turns out it'd been

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Speaker 1: in a bar fight. Good. The pie was so good.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Pee p from Callum and Pee got me a

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Speaker 1: pie this morning. Really saved me from cam.

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Speaker 4: Wow, this is question.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so this is interestingly. I'm now putting a Gulian's

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Speaker 2: Is that him?

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Speaker 3: It's quite distorted though, it there you Jesus, that's loud.

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Speaker 3: Can you hear me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah I can't. Oh god, it's a technical.

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Speaker 4: This is a disaster.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe put it in.

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Speaker 4: It's quite good though. You can hear the hustle and bustle.

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Speaker 2: Of the.

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Speaker 1: Glans and can you say something meshy chick check one too, yep.

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Speaker 3: One two one too. Oh boys, It's just it's quite

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Speaker 3: distorted for me, but that's all right. We can shot away.

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Speaker 1: I was just saying that, you know, just to recap

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Speaker 1: the room with gelane. So we hit the early yes,

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Speaker 1: bit of wine before flying well, jumped on the plane

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Speaker 1: and that was Kor on the plane. So they were

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Speaker 3: Well, the best thing about that was the English team

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Speaker 3: Jo Juri had four beers.

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Speaker 1: I had three Southern pool wines. So anyway, we arrived

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Speaker 4: Now when you say bar fight, you mean a pussy

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Speaker 4: rights right, yeah, russy, it was a tumbleweeed that came.

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Speaker 3: Have you talked about the fact your bed got stolen

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Speaker 3: by the English rugby team?

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Speaker 2: Did I?

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Speaker 1: Did I talk about that?

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Speaker 4: We did? We talked about it about quarter past six

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Speaker 4: the radio show. But tell us again.

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Speaker 1: So on the Daily Bespoke podcast, listeners haven't heard this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So I arrive at to need An airport and

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Speaker 1: that's definitely my bag, and he goes, no, mate, that's

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Speaker 1: our bag, that's one of ours. And I okay, and

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Speaker 1: but he guess, guess leave me so much, even though

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Speaker 1: that's clearly my freaking bag. What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: So I go over there and someone's tagged it as

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Speaker 1: the English rugby team bag. There's a tag on it,

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Speaker 1: one of the English rugby team. So the English rugby

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Speaker 1: teams trailing around the word, tagging random bags and stealing bags.

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Speaker 3: But you weren't the only one. There was another gentle

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Speaker 3: one came over. He goes, you took my bag as well.

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Speaker 1: And I can only assume, as saying on the Meta

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Speaker 3: No, no, it doesn't happen. That didn't happen because the

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Speaker 3: same thing happened in Mania. Stuart and man Stewart is, yeah,

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Speaker 3: what you wouldn't confuse him for an athlete. He's not

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Speaker 1: It was the world west as pneumonia. If it wasn't it,

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Speaker 4: You fellas about this situation here that I've just I've

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Speaker 4: just been to send a photo Gulaye from Joe Jury,

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Speaker 4: who's on this trip with you guys. Oh, and it's

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Speaker 4: of a note that was under the door. Can you

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Speaker 4: explain this? So it says it reads as follows. It's

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Speaker 4: a very short brief and it says, the fifth of

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Speaker 4: July twenty twenty four, dear guest, please contact reception regarding

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Speaker 4: your rooms urgently, full stop, kind regards reception. So what's

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Speaker 3: There may have been an incident last night. They may

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Speaker 3: You know, it's one of those things you can't comment

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Speaker 3: before the obviously it's before the courts. Okay, So we're

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Speaker 3: gonna have to go back and deal with that. At

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Speaker 3: the Leisure Lodge, No, this doesn't so good. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I was going up in Needing.

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Speaker 1: The Lesion Lodge had quite a reputation for being a

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Speaker 1: sort of swingy kind of sexual place. It was like

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Speaker 1: a sort of a leisure Larry Lodge kind of situation.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like with the name leisure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, people people would come and stay at the Leisure

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Speaker 1: may leisure and pleasure. You might be being paying for

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Speaker 1: not bringing in one home.

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Speaker 3: Not bringing it, not bringing enough pleasure to the leisure.

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Speaker 1: For sleeping solo at the leisure lodge, Lodge the pleasure Lodge. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of pleasure at the leisure There might

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Speaker 1: be a pleasure at the leisure Lodge tonight because we

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Speaker 1: arrived and they were like, we've only got two rooms

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Speaker 1: king bedded both and I'm like, you've got four dudes,

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Speaker 1: you're trying to it's the leisure Lodge. They've assumed my

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Speaker 1: pleasure Lodge assumed. They've assumed that we want to but

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Speaker 1: we want to get it on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah they have.

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Speaker 1: Well, I guess we're in when in rooms? Would you

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Speaker 1: rather hang out the back of me? Joe Jury or

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Speaker 3: Every day? I'm so familiar with Joe Jury. You and

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Speaker 3: man are wild cards for me. I don't know what

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Speaker 3: I'm going to get me and and I are actually

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Speaker 3: he's both snore.

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Speaker 1: It's a race's racing to sleep first. Well, of course,

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Speaker 1: last time me and Ma and I were sharing a room,

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Speaker 1: that incident when I was in my necks and our

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Speaker 1: hotel room was very dark, and there was the bathroom

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Speaker 1: door was to the right and the door into the

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Speaker 1: it was still darken hoo to click behind me, and

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Speaker 1: I go, oh shit, I'm in the hotel hallway in

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Speaker 1: my tiny little briefs and I had to go down

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Speaker 1: the lift as the lift is a glass lift. Remember

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Speaker 1: it was the glass lift that lowers into the foyer

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Speaker 1: and your knicks at this hotel. This is during Paris

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Speaker 1: fashion week. Yeah, so the hotel was full of quite

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Speaker 1: fashion easts. Yeah so all hours. So I just had

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Speaker 1: through the bar, up to the reception in my little

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Speaker 1: necks and ask for a key, not not speaking the

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Speaker 1: local language. And the guy behind the reception really leant

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Speaker 1: him too. His inability to understand what I was saying.

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Speaker 1: You're just in my necks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, anyway, anyway, that didn't happen last night.

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Speaker 1: How you guys there anyway?

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Speaker 4: Oh you're asking me how I am up here here?

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Speaker 1: I'm fine.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, nothing nothing new up here. Road is currently editing

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Speaker 4: the Highlights podcast from the radio show today because apparently

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Speaker 4: there were some highlights in there, which is good, which

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Speaker 4: is exciting, and highlights well.

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Speaker 1: Apparently full disclosure. When I got in here this morning,

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Speaker 1: I was looking down the barrel of three Hours Radio

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Speaker 1: on the back of quite a big night, and I

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Speaker 1: was making it. Called it quite early though, Yeah, twelve thirty,

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Speaker 1: good man, But we had been going since one, It's true.

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Speaker 1: So what did you do?

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Speaker 4: So you looked at Gelane in the eyes and performed

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Speaker 3: Oh he did? I forgot about it.

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Speaker 3: He basically pulled out a suppository and he said you

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Speaker 1: Actually, and then you And then I realized because I

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Speaker 3: It was the first time someone had looked me in

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fine, that's fine, but what do you why are

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Speaker 3: So you were backing into this thing, is what you're saying?

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Speaker 4: Is that what I'm imagining like some kind of like

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Speaker 3: It's a large pearl, that's it's shaped, bullet shaped, bully. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: You goes in a final flight.

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Speaker 3: Why do you have to do it? What did you

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Speaker 1: Or what happened after food? A couple of things happened.

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Speaker 4: You said, suppository?

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Speaker 3: I said, you know, And then you stood up and

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Speaker 3: more one of the more outrageous kind of miracle. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: As it was something, it was something.

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Speaker 3: It was something.

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Speaker 1: It was something we're always looking for something.

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Speaker 6: It was something I must have like otherwise I could

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Speaker 1: So I just thought to make you feel better, I'd

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Speaker 3: I did it for you. Don't make it about me.

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Speaker 1: Don't make it about me. Well I've got I've got

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Speaker 2: What does it is it like?

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Speaker 1: Will it do anything for me? If you got any.

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 1: Is it a pride to strike? Okay, I'll just talk

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Speaker 1: But how do you how do you own the peck

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's got a like a peel back.

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Speaker 1: It's quite sticky, sticky because it has to dissolve up there.

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Speaker 1: The good thing about this as we're in a bubble studio,

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Speaker 2: Do it?

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Speaker 4: Probably?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 3: No, I can't, there's no noise.

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Speaker 1: Actually, hang on a minute. You're whistling me about doing this.

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Speaker 1: But what about that time I stick have frozen banana

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Speaker 3: There was different. That was for a promo.

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Speaker 3: So am I gonna is any side effects to this?

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Speaker 3: It feels like a better an end of a glue stick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good for ship.

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Speaker 4: Don't do it, ju Lane. You don't have to do

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Speaker 1: Don't he does have to do it. Yeah, here we go, guys, there's.

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Speaker 4: So much silence, ju Lane, say something. Please trying to find.

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Speaker 2: My as.

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Speaker 4: You gotta.

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Speaker 1: He's so he's been right up. It is really I've

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Speaker 4: How many podcasts in the world are just shoving the

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Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of podcasts out there, but no

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Speaker 4: It's all hang on, good for us for I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Let's wrap it up.

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Speaker 1: So Julane's just going to wash his hands, so he'll

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Speaker 4: Oh, we're going to wait for Julane to return to

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Speaker 1: How long have we been going on this point?

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Speaker 4: Oh, we've been going for about twenty minutes.

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Speaker 1: Twenty minutes. We'll we'll just he'll come back and then

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Speaker 1: Anyone that's down in to need and come along to

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Speaker 1: Richie Wanger driving the bus to the ground, but you

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling in Jilane does a.

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Speaker 3: Pepper my step.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's there's something.

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Speaker 3: There's something in it.

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Speaker 1: There's something in it. It's quite good. There's something in it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think it's got a slight anesthetic to help you

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Speaker 1: deal with the hemorrhoids.

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Speaker 3: I think it's Yeah, it's good. I feel a little

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Speaker 3: bit like cleansed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it was my finger going up my ass

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Speaker 3: with the suppository. That's that's something. But thanks for that. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 3: what is it called a proc? Yep, proc to seed.

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Speaker 4: You can get that from a chemist, so that'll sort

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Speaker 4: of pine cone stew Lane that'll be good. Actually, crafty

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Speaker 4: is going around, no doubt down there, and so it'll

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Speaker 1: Procter Sel, Yeah, it's I didn't.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was going to be a capsule, but

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Speaker 3: it was like a piece of a glue stick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why I struggled to get it up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, was it not firm.

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Speaker 3: It's it's like snapping off the end of a pencil

446
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Speaker 3: thin glue stick and then trying to get it up.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, your fingers have got to go right up

448
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Speaker 4: there to get it in. Almost it's quite understanding. This

449
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Speaker 4: might be a bit gross, but it kind of First

450
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Speaker 4: first your butthole rejects it, and then it really it.

451
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Speaker 3: Well, you've got to treat it rough, don't you.

452
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Speaker 1: You got you gotta tread it rough, and like your

453
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Speaker 1: butthole's like no, no, no, no, actually okay, yeah, and

454
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Speaker 1: then it sort of pulls it in.

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Speaker 3: I think, yeah, initially you need to go in with

456
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Speaker 3: a bit of shock and war, and then it relaxes.

457
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Speaker 1: You got to go once your butthole realizes that there's

458
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Speaker 1: no stopping this, and then and then and then.

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Speaker 5: You can see it goes okay, I can see it's

460
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Speaker 5: not that big, come on in. But initially your butthole

461
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Speaker 5: is so skeptical. Oh so skeptical, And that's that's that's

462
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:36,760
Speaker 5: that's that's evolution. It's like first up, rejection, second second

463
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,280
Speaker 5: time round. It's like it's just a bit of a gloustic.

464
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Speaker 5: I think it's coming back out.

465
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Speaker 1: You didn't put it up, it's rejecting it again now

466
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Speaker 1: because that's what you've be talking about your Buttole's okay, look,

467
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,000
Speaker 1: it's quite something personal between you and me, and now

468
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Speaker 1: you're talking about it on a podcast.

469
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Speaker 2: I love.

470
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Speaker 3: I just walked into the general manager here as well,

471
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Speaker 3: and I had my hands up. She's like, oh, I

472
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Speaker 3: just need to wash my hands. She's so wide, Like

473
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Speaker 3: I felt like saying, I'm just shoved something.

474
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Speaker 1: Up my eyes. You were saying, were you something?

475
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Speaker 2: No.

476
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Speaker 4: I was just going to ask I can't even remember

477
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Speaker 4: is there any seepage, leakage or is everything?

478
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Speaker 3: I can no, no, big, there's a little bit of

479
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Speaker 3: where does it all go? Due to the Foster King,

480
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Speaker 3: there's a bit of glue around my general area because

481
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,920
Speaker 3: I was asking about but you got to ask where

482
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:20,119
Speaker 3: does it go? It just goes into your lower lower

483
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:23,440
Speaker 3: rectum the dissolves, I guess, okues, So it's like, have

484
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,480
Speaker 3: you not had have you ever had any drug? Blown

485
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 3: up your ass?

486
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:30,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? What do you mean I've smoked a joint?

487
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:38,400
Speaker 3: I'm just in my mind, I've just pictured a group

488
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,920
Speaker 3: of people sitting around smoking joints. And then you're on

489
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,480
Speaker 3: your shoulders with your knees, your your upside down, and

490
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Speaker 3: you and your asshole was puffing away.

491
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Speaker 1: I've got a real genetic condition where my assholes connected

492
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,240
Speaker 1: to my lungs. Your ass is just doing a gandalce

493
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:57,400
Speaker 1: on the pipe, blowing full sailing ship.

494
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Speaker 3: Are we recording this?

495
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 1: We should delete that because if Jurry gets back and

496
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:04,680
Speaker 1: finds out the kind of content is not you can't.

497
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,720
Speaker 1: I'm actually going to stand myself down for a week.

498
00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,400
Speaker 1: Oh are you yeah?

499
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,359
Speaker 3: Jesus really after this, I'm not well up.

500
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,720
Speaker 1: Well, you can't just be banging te quila's stuck things

501
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 1: up your ass and getting in. Isn't that what you're doing?

502
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:16,920
Speaker 2: To me?

503
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:17,920
Speaker 4: It sounds like a good night to me.

504
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,639
Speaker 1: This has happened. This is this is what's happened. It's

505
00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 1: muscle memory of being a piece of ship living interneath it,

506
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Speaker 1: and you just I've reverted back to student life to

507
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:33,680
Speaker 1: shoving anyway. Yes, okay, So well I was saying that

508
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Speaker 1: if you're in Dunedin and you're listening to this podcast

509
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Speaker 1: Kensington Kensingen both tonight and tomorrow. So at Kensington we're

510
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Speaker 1: having sort of a dry run through.

511
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll just tonight after work if you have finished

512
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Speaker 3: work coming down at six thirty seven o'clock, would just

513
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Speaker 3: be down there having a couple of.

514
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Speaker 1: Beers and then and then the big, the big, the

515
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Speaker 1: big deal game, the pre game tomorrow from insanely early midday.

516
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Speaker 3: Well that's when it opens, but I guess Mitch James

517
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Speaker 3: is on from four. Okay, yeah, so.

518
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Speaker 1: People come down at four and pre game and then

519
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 1: Richie mung All drive you to the game, or if

520
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Speaker 1: you just want to hang out the Kensington and watch

521
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,360
Speaker 1: it on the screens, it's probably good option as well. Absolutely,

522
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Speaker 1: and we'll have supposories. Free suppository at the door.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, why not?

524
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Speaker 3: How many have you got?

525
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Speaker 1: I've got about five left? First five people to the

526
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Speaker 1: Kensington positive supposive.

527
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Speaker 3: If that's not an incentive to get down to the

528
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Speaker 3: kens Intern.

529
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Speaker 4: For a old land no Southolander's mate.

530
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Speaker 1: All right then okay, thanks mash.

531
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Speaker 4: Thank you guys, go and get yourself into a pussy

532
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Speaker 4: ride or something.

533
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 1: And I was gonna have another tequila coffee and then

534
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 1: we'll let's get killer coffee.

535
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Speaker 3: Is kicking my ass?

536
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, alright then okay week off mad Yeah, thanks buddy,

537
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Speaker 1: all right then okay then okay, Hello, I'm Matt Heath.

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