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Speaker 1: Welcome along to the Mat and Jury Show Thursday the

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Speaker 5: understand We've got a huge show today.

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Speaker 1: We're dealing with the retirement age in China. It's on

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Speaker 1: the rise. It's changed a wonderful world of miracle survivor

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Speaker 5: You know when people used to say, what's that got

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Speaker 5: to do with the price of eggs in China? As

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Speaker 5: a statement, if you're talking about something around, what's that

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Speaker 5: got to use? What's that cut to do with the

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Speaker 5: retirement age in China?

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Speaker 1: Good question?

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Speaker 5: I want to ask you a question about eggs. Yes,

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Speaker 5: you know how like if you have a steak, you

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Speaker 5: go that's a good steak. Or a bad steak. Right,

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Speaker 5: But do you ever have a frieday egg or a

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Speaker 5: poached egg and go that's well, that was.

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Speaker 1: A good egg, or all eggs the same to all

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Speaker 1: of us. Well, it depends about the yolk, doesn't it.

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Speaker 4: I mean if you if you're happy with the yolk,

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Speaker 4: that's how I'd consider it. Yeah, success.

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Speaker 1: But if you ever sat down and you're gone, that

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Speaker 1: was a My god, that was a really good egg.

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Speaker 1: I you know what I have. Not all eggs are

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Speaker 1: created equal, yeah, but definitely in the cooking. Yeah. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: there's a big difference in someone who overcooks a poached

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Speaker 1: I appreciate the cooking of it being the problem.

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Speaker 5: But the quality you can get your eggs, and there's

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Speaker 5: a bit there's summer bland eggs. Actually, I k use.

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Speaker 5: The people that own my parents' farm before we moved

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Speaker 5: on to it, said that they only like to eat

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Speaker 5: fertilized eggs. That's why they run around free range chickens rooster.

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Speaker 1: Ok. Those people should be should be passing to the

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Speaker 1: and possibly put them in Rollisome prison.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we did.

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Speaker 1: Oh good, yeah, oh that's excellent to getting the cheer

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Speaker 1: next week. Oh good, the mat from Jerry Show six

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Speaker 1: fourteen on the Mat and Jerry Show. That's a Queen's

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Speaker 1: of the Stone Age. Jesus say, he's not just coffee

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Speaker 1: over No, there's no coffee in it. He's the Muppets.

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Speaker 1: It's the Muppet Show. Absolutely. If I look, look, there's

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Speaker 5: The Muppet Show.

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Speaker 1: Over reaction from you two. Oh my god, the game

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Speaker 1: Classic overreaction from you two. Absolute Muppet Show over there

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Speaker 1: with this coffee cup. I was just about to talk

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Speaker 1: about roosters, because you're saying before there's some people your

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but you've got to have a rooster right

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Speaker 5: Well, the thing is that a rooster do cocka doodle

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Speaker 1: I can't fertilize the eggs. You can still fertilize the eggs.

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Speaker 5: Matt, Yeah, I've been profiled there. All chicken eggs are

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Speaker 1: The Matt and Jerry show coming up after these six

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Speaker 1: thirty news headlines. An increase in China's retirement age. They're

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Speaker 1: doing with a gradual retirement age increase. It's quite interesting

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Speaker 5: You because they've got a massively aging nation, so they

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Speaker 5: need to keep people working. The thing about China, so

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Speaker 1: The other thing is if you try and raise the

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Speaker 1: I love the Olympics. Matten Jerry show. Ready a head ache.

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Speaker 1: It's sixceedy three on the mat and Jury show. Time

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Speaker 1: for the latest to news headlines and I just have

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Speaker 1: to find them. And inquiry into abuse a neglect in

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Speaker 1: report from a Royal Commission of Inquiry was tabled in

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Speaker 1: Parliament yesterday, where some harrowing stories were shared. The document

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Speaker 5: That's a lot.

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Speaker 1: That what fourteen cages? It's like fourteen blocks of tasty cheese?

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Speaker 5: I think it would be. I think I think a

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Speaker 5: Britannicas have got it. I think a Britannicas have got

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Speaker 1: Big, big big. We've got twenty something editions of the

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Speaker 5: Hey, how come sometimes it's called a document when it's

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Speaker 1: The Canadian women's soccer team has suffered further consequences. From

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Speaker 5: I think people were trying to get some beautiful shots

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Speaker 1: They're looking at the view. It's an easy, easy mistake

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Speaker 5: But you know what else they're doing. They're strapping big

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Speaker 6: Have you seen them do that the Matt and Jerry Show.

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Speaker 1: So do you see China's gradually raising its retirement age

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Speaker 1: the next five years because it's trying to deal with

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Speaker 1: China's retirement age is one of the last in the world.

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Speaker 1: I think it's pretty much as the last in the world.

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Speaker 5: Like pensioners who live with housemates will receive nine hundred

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Speaker 5: Repect their elders.

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Speaker 1: Jer On.

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Speaker 6: The Matte and Jerry show.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to do that. No, eight minutes to

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Speaker 1: We're just talking before about the British equestrian who has

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Speaker 1: Charlotte Dugarden. She was whipping a horse four years ago

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Speaker 5: Circle is that with all that crazy stuff with her

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Speaker 1: Hat all that she's a dressage star.

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Speaker 5: Yes, so you know when you see that horses can

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Speaker 1: That, right, all the sidestepping and stuff.

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Speaker 5: How do they teach them? Well, it turns out they

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Speaker 5: teach them by whipping their legs, right, But this person's

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Speaker 1: are such posses, says this Texter. Horses are not my

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Speaker 1: little pony. They are criminal Albanian cart donkeys. We've had

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Speaker 5: According according to him, he's a horse guy.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like a person who's andy horses.

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Speaker 5: But I would like to know someone that knows how

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Speaker 5: they train horses for dressage. Are they just whipping all

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Speaker 1: Caught Because it's pretty crazy getting a beast, a huge

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Speaker 5: I mean it's freaking crazy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but you know when they go sideways, yeah, the sideways, yeah,

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Speaker 1: You can't go up to horse and go, okay, we

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Speaker 5: And so And when you're on the horse, are you

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Speaker 1: I think, And look, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: This is pure speculation and someone may be able to

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Speaker 5: all those horses are getting whipped to get into that

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Speaker 1: I think you to break them, and I think there's

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Speaker 1: a better whipping, isn't there. Well, you have a rope.

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Speaker 1: I've seen it done on films. Yeah, they have a rope.

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Speaker 1: They sort of go around and around in a circle

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Speaker 5: Would it kill Mark Todd to give us a ring

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Speaker 1: I mean, nobody wants to see any one being cruel animals.

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Speaker 5: I've heard this rumor that Mark Todd once was at

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Speaker 5: a party and he rode through the party on a horse,

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Speaker 1: Were they dining our Frisco? Are they inside inside? How

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Speaker 5: It was a huge English mention, and he romped through,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it did.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's absolute hilarity. Yeah, all right, we'll get to

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Speaker 5: the bottom of that issue. All the questrians just whipping

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Speaker 1: You're coming up after seven o'clock We will be debating there.

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Speaker 1: Its later on on the Mantaineery Show of Wales and

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Speaker 1: Penis or Genius.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, because Doc is spinning over two hundred thousand dollars

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Speaker 5: a year burying whales that beat themselves and we just

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Speaker 5: want to know, are we four whales or not?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: And I do it. I mean I'd love to your thoughts.

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Speaker 5: Three for three? Do we need them? What are they doing?

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Speaker 1: Wales?

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is a controversial morning horses now Wales?

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Speaker 5: Well what are they doing?

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Speaker 1: Matt and Jerry Show? Radioheaded Jee Roy? You here? Where Joe.

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Speaker 7: Six?

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Speaker 6: The Matt and Jerry Show.

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Speaker 1: MAT's MAT's Matt's Matt, Joey.

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Speaker 2: That's Matsmat, MAT's MAT's mate, smat j Jerry, Mats Mats Mate,

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Speaker 2: MAT's mate, Mate's mate, MAT's MAT's MAT's Matt Joey.

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Speaker 1: That's Matt's Matt. Why, Yeah, welcome along to the Mat

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Speaker 1: and Jerry Show.

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Speaker 5: That is what is the day.

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Speaker 4: Today's the twenty fifth of the seventh, in the Year

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Speaker 4: of Our Lord twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: Matt Norgeria and the studio, because why are here? They come?

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Speaker 5: A lot of pies end up whole lot of pies

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Speaker 5: just to end up thanks to pretty cool and so

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Speaker 5: we were just playing with the pies and get excited

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Speaker 1: Up a little bit more. Yeah, we've got a potatoes.

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Speaker 1: There was a steak of cheese and some cheese. Which

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Speaker 1: just kind of kind of focus on the radio show today. Boys.

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Speaker 1: So I'm in here just hammering away, So keep the pies.

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Speaker 1: No stress from me, that kind of unprofessionalism from you

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Speaker 5: You always remain in if pies turn up, and that's

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Speaker 5: the focus of the show. You've got to be able

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Speaker 5: to pivot. You've actually got able to if new breaking

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Speaker 5: news comes in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's right, so what but sorry? Sorry, So hang on.

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Speaker 1: So next time some more pies come out, stay away?

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Speaker 1: Do I stay with you guys out there? And then

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Speaker 1: what happens to the radio show? Just a curious just

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Speaker 1: bubbles and.

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Speaker 5: Bubble and boil along and it something.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 5: It'll just bubble and someone will some text messages will

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Speaker 5: come in, someone will ring in. Something happened? Does huge

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Speaker 1: Everyone massive?

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Speaker 5: You boys.

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Speaker 1: Eating pie? We're going to be eating pies. It's going

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Speaker 1: to be amazing. What kind of pies did you say,

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Speaker 1: minsent cheese? Steak and cheese potato top cream from the

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Speaker 1: last year's Gold Award winners. Oh really, yeah, I take

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Speaker 5: Let me have one.

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Speaker 1: No, no, you're not allowed one. You can't have one now,

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Speaker 1: everyone else sit down.

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Speaker 5: New Zealand Supreme Pie Awards. This award winning pies out there, Meshy,

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Speaker 5: I'm a boy.

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Speaker 1: Hey up. Next, our study is revealed how many people

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Speaker 1: will stay single for life? What is the percentage? I

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Speaker 6: The Mat and Jerry show.

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Speaker 1: So mas, you saw this on the Wealth Media Instagram

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Speaker 1: One and every four adults will stay single for life.

438
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Speaker 3: Yeah.

439
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Speaker 1: Wow, that is wow. That is quite full on one

440
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Speaker 1: and every single. Yeah, and that's new, so that it's

441
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:02,919
Speaker 1: a trend. So this transuggests that by the time today's

442
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,920
Speaker 1: young adults reach fifty, a quarter of them will never

443
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Speaker 1: have married. Wow.

444
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Speaker 5: A Pew research study revealed a huge shift in social

445
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Speaker 5: norms societal norms, indicating that ononderful four. Now is this

446
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:17,960
Speaker 5: because people? I mean, what's causing this? Is this because

447
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,879
Speaker 5: people are just sitting around at home on social media

448
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:25,639
Speaker 5: and adult sites. And also I.

449
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Speaker 1: Guess harder for people to know how they approach someone. Now.

450
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Speaker 5: Someone was telling me that person was you, Jeremy. You

451
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:35,240
Speaker 5: were telling me that at bars now people just stand

452
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,520
Speaker 5: around in their own groups because they organize to meet

453
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,240
Speaker 5: people there and they don't just mingle as much as

454
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Speaker 5: the chances are actually meeting a girl at a bar

455
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Speaker 5: are a minimal.

456
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I remember once upon a time, before phones,

457
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Speaker 1: you'd go out with your group of mates and friends

458
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Speaker 1: and you'd go to a bar, and then you'd generally

459
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Speaker 1: get drunk, lose your mates and friends, and then make

460
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Speaker 1: a whole lot of new friends and end up back

461
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Speaker 1: at someone's house you didn't ever met.

462
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,320
Speaker 5: Before and then make some babies.

463
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that used to happen. That was the standard night.

464
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Speaker 1: And if you went out with a group of friends

465
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Speaker 1: and you went home to say flatmates, and you went

466
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Speaker 1: home with your flatmates with the same group of friends,

467
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Speaker 1: I would say that back in the early nineties, that's

468
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Speaker 1: a boring night. That's a disaster of a night. Yeah.

469
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Speaker 5: I think part of the problem with people not hooking

470
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Speaker 5: up is that everyone's competing with everyone in the world,

471
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,359
Speaker 5: like they go on Instagram, they can see every single

472
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Speaker 5: person possible. They flick through these amazing people and then

473
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Speaker 5: they then they don't. They think that's the person that

474
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Speaker 5: they should have, rather than just finding someone that you

475
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Speaker 5: like that's good enough and then just having a good

476
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Speaker 5: life for them. Who kids.

477
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well then you read it. You don't have to

478
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Speaker 1: be going out with a supermodel.

479
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Speaker 3: No.

480
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Speaker 1: As you get to know them, you realize that you

481
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Speaker 1: have a lot in common and that they make you

482
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Speaker 1: feel good, and then you in turn make them feel

483
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Speaker 1: good and you make each other feel good. That that's

484
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Speaker 1: really what a relationship is.

485
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Speaker 5: And I think people have been sold to lie by

486
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Speaker 5: rom coms that you've got to find that perfect there's

487
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,320
Speaker 5: that perfect special person that'll be everything to you. They'll

488
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Speaker 5: be your best friend, they'll be the object of all

489
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 5: your sexual desire, they'll be your business made it, they'll

490
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Speaker 5: be your soulmatee. They'll be everything when they don't need

491
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Speaker 5: to be. They just need to be your partner.

492
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Speaker 1: Hey, I think that always existed, that idea of a

493
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,360
Speaker 1: prince coming along and your feet, I think that's always existed,

494
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 1: that fairy tale. However, you would settle because you had

495
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,840
Speaker 1: no other option, Whereas now people don't think that they

496
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 1: can almost get enough just through their phone. You just

497
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 1: get enough contact, Yeah, just get enough. And men just

498
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Speaker 1: get enough through those adult sites. So who here, though,

499
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Speaker 1: has been Who's I mean? Because I'm thinking about my

500
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Speaker 1: own singleness. Yeah, and I don't think i've been. I

501
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,399
Speaker 1: think maybe I've been single for maybe three months or

502
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Speaker 1: four months. This is the longest I've been single since

503
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Speaker 1: I was sort of sixteen. You're just always getting snapped up. No,

504
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Speaker 1: I just I didn't mean to be not single. You

505
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Speaker 1: need to be single. Something you've told me.

506
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Speaker 5: Before that you've got great regret that you didn't sort

507
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Speaker 5: of sew your wild oats around the country on various

508
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Speaker 5: have I can use boy tours because you always had

509
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Speaker 5: a partner at home.

510
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Speaker 1: Always, always, always, anyone else been what's the longest you

511
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: guys have been single for? Well?

512
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Speaker 5: I was single for the first fourteen years of my life, okay,

513
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,119
Speaker 5: and then I was with that one until I was

514
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Speaker 5: twenty one, fourteen to twenty one geees really, and then

515
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 5: I was on another one, and then another one and

516
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Speaker 5: then another one.

517
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Speaker 1: By the way you dehumanize these people, that's awesome. I

518
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,200
Speaker 1: was with that one and I had some children and

519
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Speaker 1: then I had a break for a while. Yeah recently,

520
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 1: yeap for about four years. Oh yeah, so that was your.

521
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Speaker 5: Longest Yeah, that was my law years.

522
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, it was good, mesh about six months,

523
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Speaker 1: would say six months? Yeah, I think so you were

524
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Speaker 1: dating it six months with your napion. No, No, it

525
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Speaker 1: took me a long time.

526
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Speaker 4: It's probably twenty years. Oh, I know when did I

527
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 4: meet my first girlfriend? I would have been sixteen seventeen.

528
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Speaker 4: And then yeah, I had to break probably about when

529
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Speaker 4: I was twenty two for about six months.

530
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Speaker 1: And then you found another girlfriend. I mean and in zied,

531
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Speaker 1: we're just not that good to staying singlowly.

532
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Speaker 5: No, well, let's talk about this a little bit more

533
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,520
Speaker 5: because I've got some issues to raise. But the sticks

534
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Speaker 5: that's come through on three for it three and we

535
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Speaker 5: love your thoughts on this key issue, whether it's good

536
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,440
Speaker 5: or bad that people are going to be single for

537
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 5: most of their lives. But hook up culture destroyed peer

538
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 5: bonding skills as this texture and this next song is

539
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 5: called Big Bang Baby.

540
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 1: So the.

541
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:20,360
Speaker 6: Mat from Jerry Show.

542
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 1: Talking about being single. There's a study out that messed

543
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 1: or Yesterday won and four adults by the time that

544
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: today's young adults reach fifty, A quarter of them will

545
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,639
Speaker 1: never have married.

546
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Speaker 5: Oh is it married? That's very different? Is it married

547
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 5: or single?

548
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 1: Jerry?

549
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Speaker 4: I mean the headline that I read was that they

550
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Speaker 4: were single forever. To be honest, Yeah, that's what I

551
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 4: saw there. But I don't know how that doesn't really

552
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 4: check out.

553
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Speaker 1: You've just changed the Jerry. Have you changed? Have you've

554
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: got some more information now I'm just reading from the

555
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 1: study here in front of me. But I mean that

556
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 1: doesn't mean I think more people are getting married now

557
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 1: than we're twenty five thirty years ago. Like young people

558
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 1: are getting married younger again, because in the nineties when

559
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: I was in my people like Matt and E's generation

560
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 1: weren't getting married as as much. We booted marriage out

561
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 1: the door.

562
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 5: Okay, how about this? Fifty percent of males under thirty

563
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 5: haven't made love to another human in the past twelve months.

564
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 5: That was in a graph I saw.

565
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: The other day. It's about rubbish of them, isn't it.

566
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 5: Yeah? The six says I was. I was with my

567
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 5: first official boyfriend for twenty four years now, single for

568
00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 5: three years in my early forties, and still learning how

569
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 5: to be single, Like only use twenty grams of mints

570
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,800
Speaker 5: instead of a kg. Oh yeah, okay, yeah, those little

571
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 5: things a big difference, huge difference. It's because if her

572
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 5: toothbrush she has been in your house more than two years,

573
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,920
Speaker 5: she gets half your house. My, what's the rule on that?

574
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 5: Is it two years or three years?

575
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 1: I thought it was three?

576
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 5: Right, So you want to see it a calendar reminder

577
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,520
Speaker 5: to break up one day before the three years tim

578
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 5: timer to get the toothbrush out of the house.

579
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that someone being with their first official boyfriend

580
00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 1: for twenty four years? Yeah, wow, that's good. Man is

581
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: a good innings.

582
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 5: Maybe it's a guy thing. I've had big periods of

583
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 5: being single twenty twenty eight single and it was amazing

584
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 5: twelve year relationship.

585
00:26:10,440 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: And then did you just do what I thought you did?

586
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 1: This is not you have done this before? You did?

587
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 1: You did? Didn't you?

588
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 5: Mid sentence birds.

589
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: I missed it? Wat that down? Seven eighteen and thirty

590
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 1: five seconds mark that down.

591
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 5: Look, let's not just let that just detract from this

592
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 5: very interesting text. Okay, I'll start again. Maybe it's a

593
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,840
Speaker 5: guy thing. I've had big periods of being single twenty

594
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,000
Speaker 5: to twenty eight single, and it was amazing twelve year

595
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 5: relationship and then no time single and into the next one.

596
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 5: It's all random. But eight years skanking was awesome.

597
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: Okay, that's nice, that's great. I honestly I tried to

598
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:54,360
Speaker 1: find a partner, but all guys are just dt if

599
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 1: what that Yeah, it look that up down.

600
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Speaker 5: It's a horrifying scene out there. So I gave up

601
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 5: and got a dog. No regrets, no, good on you,

602
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 5: good on you.

603
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 1: You do you. So the share of American adults ages

604
00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 1: twenty five to fifty four who were married fell by

605
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 1: almost fifteen percent between nineteen ninety and twenty nineteen, from

606
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: sixty seven percent to fifty three percent. So yeah, during

607
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 1: that period, that's what That's what I thought. During that period,

608
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 1: marriage was on the decline. But I think it's on

609
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 1: the incline again.

610
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 2: Right.

611
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 5: People think it is just based on some people, you know,

612
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 5: getting married. Yeah, yeah, you did under study, that's dodal vibe.

613
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, anecdotal.

614
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:36,639
Speaker 5: No, But I think this whole study is it's a

615
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 5: very big difference of its single or not married, because say,

616
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 5: for example, Jerry, you're not married, but you've got a

617
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:45,080
Speaker 5: partner that you've been with for twenty three years. So

618
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 5: you're obstensibly married.

619
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Speaker 1: Yep. Yeah, so you'd be silly to put you in this,

620
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 1: be ridiculous to put you in the single gateigree. Yeah,

621
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, No, I imagine there's a lot. I mean,

622
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: certainly a lot of my friends are still in that

623
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,879
Speaker 1: situation where they've been together with their partners for you know,

624
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: fifteen twenty, which is too lazy to get married. Can't

625
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 1: be bothered get married. No, Actually, every pretty much to

626
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 1: every single person is the female partner in the relationship

627
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: does not want to get married. Oh yeah, is that

628
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 1: the same in your situation? No, not necessarily. Let's go

629
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: to the song read of Chili Peppers the Matt ANDERI

630
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: Show talking about people being single. But while you were

631
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 1: talking about people being single, something revolting exited your body

632
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: like some kind of demon. Mid sentence, I question that, Really,

633
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: do you need me to go back into the logs?

634
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: Do you need me to go back over the record,

635
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: And yeah, you're questioning it.

636
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 5: I'm questioning.

637
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,920
Speaker 1: So you're accusing me of mid important chat about the

638
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: dire state of relationships in the Western world.

639
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 5: You're saying that I burped.

640
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: That is exactly what I'm saying. When you were saying

641
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 1: you didn't. I'm saying I didn't, and if I didn't.

642
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: If I did, then it was inaudible. Okay, let's have

643
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: a listen. Let's let's go back. I've got a little

644
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: bit of audio here.

645
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 5: I've had big periods of being single and it was

646
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 5: amazing twelve year relationship.

647
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: And then.

648
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 5: Is that it's a I don't know. Was that just

649
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 5: that I don't know if that was a urp it

650
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 5: was it was some kind of abnormality.

651
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: Let's have a listen.

652
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 5: I've had big periods of being single and it was

653
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 5: amazing twelve year relationship.

654
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: And then that is not inaudible.

655
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 5: Well, it's like a did we do I'm speaking and

656
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 5: making noises. You keep doing this, you go, you have

657
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 5: to stop. This is not the first time this has happened.

658
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Speaker 5: This person says was single for eight months and I

659
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 5: pictured myself really getting some action, but actually only got

660
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,479
Speaker 5: my own action at home. That's true. Actually, a lot

661
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 5: of people in relationships, right to move on from the verb,

662
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 5: A lot of people in relationships picture being out of

663
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Speaker 5: the relationship and just how every every person they've seen

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Speaker 5: that they fancy will want to be with them. And

665
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Speaker 5: then you get out of the relationship and you realize, actually,

666
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Speaker 5: none of those people ever wanted to be with you.

667
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Speaker 5: You know, you're a better where you work totally.

668
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Speaker 1: This is the Mountain Jerry Show radio heading.

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Speaker 2: If you get God too mad je.

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Speaker 1: I'm on they're crazy, those two.

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Speaker 6: Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells.

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Speaker 1: The Maiden Cherry Show, some Verty on the Maten Jerry Show.

673
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Speaker 1: Time for the latest news headlines. Christ Church's or Anna

674
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Speaker 1: Wildlife Park plans to move forward after NPI investigators found

675
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Speaker 1: no signs of animal welfare or staffing issues. That's despite

676
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Speaker 1: more than twenty workers claiming otherwise to One News and

677
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Speaker 1: a twenty workers winging to One News. It sounds like

678
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Speaker 1: I love and run a park, although to be fure,

679
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Speaker 1: I haven't been since I try. You SI guerrillas are

680
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 1: pulling out there here are you still allowed to drive on?

681
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Speaker 5: And then the beasts wander around you.

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Speaker 1: That's fricking cool.

683
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Speaker 5: You've got to say that was one of the coolest

684
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Speaker 5: things I ever did when I was when I was

685
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Speaker 5: a kid. We've got to christ that you get to

686
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Speaker 5: do that, it will live you with you for life.

687
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Speaker 1: One of the complaints from the wildlife park staff was

688
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Speaker 1: that the ute that they're driving around on. Yeah, is

689
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 1: not fit for purpose and it's unsafe. It's pretty funny.

690
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: They showed pictures of it. It's the most run down

691
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 1: ute you've ever seen your entire life. Like, it's got

692
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 1: dense all over it. That's fine, but then inside of it,

693
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 1: it's just all the insides are erupped out and the

694
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Speaker 1: windows don't wind up. We'll fix them if you're if

695
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Speaker 1: you work at the thing, fix the bloody ute. You know,

696
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: be proactive.

697
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 5: Just go backstabbing to one news about about your bloody workplace.

698
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Speaker 1: Jesus, the animals keep dying. Well, animals die. I'll tell

699
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: you what. That's the circle of life, mate. Have you

700
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: seen the Lion King? They die? Mate. There has responded

701
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Speaker 1: to a mayde call off the New Hampshire coast after

702
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 1: a whale capsized a fish boat. Two people on the

703
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: vessel are safe. Wow.

704
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Speaker 5: So we're debating today coincidentally that whether wales or penis

705
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 5: or genius on our penis or genius segment, So three

706
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 5: for three are whales' penis genis. That's on the back

707
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Speaker 5: of a story yesterday that doc is spinning two hundred

708
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Speaker 5: and fifty odd thousand a year bearing whales. But now

709
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Speaker 5: it looks like the whales are coming for us.

710
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Speaker 1: And there was another whale. There was footage of the whale.

711
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Speaker 1: I don't know if this is the same story, but

712
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Speaker 1: I saw footage of the whale on news yesterday that

713
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Speaker 1: capsized a boat alike. But it wasn't a fishing boat

714
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Speaker 1: it was It was quite a small sort of a

715
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Speaker 1: pleasure craft. But you don't want to be underneath the

716
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: whale of breaches. Has anyone else here got terrible whale like?

717
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: I've got terrible whale? Like whenever I go out to

718
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Speaker 1: see a whale, the whales don't turn up. And I'll

719
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Speaker 1: arrive somewhere and people say, half an hour ago there

720
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: were orcers here, And I'm like, what, I always miss

721
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Speaker 1: the whales. It's because you're belching. They can hear you coming.

722
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Speaker 1: And a two to one win for the New Zealand

723
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Speaker 1: men and their Olympic football opener, and nice, and we're.

724
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Speaker 5: At the Ollie Whites are all right at Paris twenty

725
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Speaker 5: twenty four.

726
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Speaker 7: They opened with victory over Guinea.

727
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Speaker 1: And oh Nie, yeah, someone nice. Some people say nice.

728
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: It looks like nice, doesn't it. Meanwhile, the Canadian women's

729
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: football team has sacked their assistant coach and another stuff

730
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: member actually after New Zealand's complaint to the IOC that

731
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Speaker 1: a drone was used to spy on their Monday training session.

732
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Speaker 1: Oh we we're not over there complaining already, New Zealand.

733
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 1: Oh we are.

734
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Speaker 5: We're over there.

735
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: Winging and whining. Just get down and win some bronze. Man,

736
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 1: we're complaining about the food. Winging and whining over there.

737
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: Just get about your business. Our undercloking steaks over there's a.

738
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Speaker 5: Lot of a drone flies over the top.

739
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Speaker 1: The Mat and Jerry Show so love to eight o'clock,

740
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Speaker 1: we're going to be running Penis or Genius. What we

741
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: do every Thursday here on the Matta Jewy Show. Penisil Genius.

742
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:44,400
Speaker 1: Have you're new to the Mat and Jury Show is

743
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Speaker 1: a segment where we debate the merits of a topic.

744
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Speaker 1: This morning, we're debating the merits of Wales and Penis

745
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: vil Genius, and we take sides and then you vote

746
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Speaker 1: on three for three and work out whether or not

747
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: Wales as a topic end up on the penis of

748
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Speaker 1: the Genius side of the Cody log, which is a

749
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,719
Speaker 1: fixed to the wall of the studio. Yeah, and now

750
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,560
Speaker 1: what spurned this was the Department of Conservation has spent

751
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 1: two hundred and seventy thousand dollars on whale strandings to

752
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: they've got to bury them in twenty twenty three. I

753
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: think it's quite good value for money.

754
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, we did talk about you say, as if

755
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,799
Speaker 5: you just leave them, they explode, the methane grows them

756
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 5: and they freaking stink.

757
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: You can't leave them lying around.

758
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 5: You can't leave them doesn't work like that.

759
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: You came up with a new theory, which is toe

760
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: them out to sea and dump them out there.

761
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I haven't heard anything from

762
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 5: DOC about that. I wrote them a tersely worded letter

763
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:34,399
Speaker 5: about why don't they drag the whales that beach out

764
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Speaker 5: into the ocean and then let nature take its course

765
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 5: and get the goodness. Let the goodness go back to

766
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 5: the sea.

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00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, So you got to get some kind of harness

768
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Speaker 1: that releases by the time you get them out to

769
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Speaker 1: the ocean, because would you drag them when they end

770
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: up dragging them on the sea bed to get them

771
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: out there, as if they get hocked on something like

772
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: a rock as you're going out comes off. Yeah, the

773
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 1: tugboat pulls the tagboat back.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure someone's thought about it. But then again, we're

775
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 5: talking about the Department of Conservation that deployed five hundred

776
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 5: thousand dollars to kill one stoat in field Land.

777
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. Yeah, so just having a lock here.

778
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,839
Speaker 1: Since the started last year, there have been a total

779
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Speaker 1: of one hundred and fifty one stranding events across the country,

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Speaker 1: involving five hundred and twenty seven animals.

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00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 5: Do they not think that maybe these whales are being

782
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Speaker 5: stranded by their pod for crimes?

783
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.

784
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 5: Maybe that's like that you've got a serial killer whale

785
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 5: and the pod sentences them to stranding, and then the

786
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Speaker 5: humans keep sending them back out there and you go, no, mate,

787
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 5: that's Hannibal letter you've sent back.

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Speaker 1: We don't know, no, don't don't they have? I think

789
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Speaker 1: we've found out that they have quite complex communications now, whales,

790
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,720
Speaker 1: and we know that they have individual individual call signs,

791
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 1: and they make individual noises and they can be they

792
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,320
Speaker 1: reckon that they can work out another whale from the

793
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: noise that it makes. Yeah, well, can they smell wales?

794
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 5: I don't know if they can smell. But I know

795
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,919
Speaker 5: that Wales have first names and last names for their kids,

796
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 5: do they? Yeah, so they have names for each ounk.

797
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 1: I will suck on that. We've got middle names too.

798
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, suck on that.

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Speaker 1: Whales and we got legs. I mean, are they they're great?

800
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 5: You just you grow up and anyone tells you that

801
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 5: whales are just the most amazing thing. But are they

802
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 5: not just the cows of the sea.

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00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think our sea cow isn't there to be

804
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:21,840
Speaker 1: fair cows? A pretty good at there. Yeah, and I

805
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: think I would call maybe a like one of those

806
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: giant were like a walrus, more like a sea cow? Yeah, right,

807
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: would you? So what you'd call it is that official?

808
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: Is just what you call it?

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00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

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00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 1: Yep. So New Zealand hass a hot spot for strandings,

811
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Speaker 1: more than five thousand recorded since eighteen forty. Well that's

812
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: because we're an island with Wales that cruise by.

813
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 5: Well we've been counting them since eighteen forty. Yep we

814
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,879
Speaker 5: have Wow, yep, I reckon we might have missed a few.

815
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Speaker 1: So we had a bit of a shocker because out

816
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: of the one hundred and fifty one stranding events, across

817
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: the country, involving five hundred and twenty seven animals. Only

818
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: twenty seven were able to be successfully refloated to.

819
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Speaker 5: Go back and recav it in their community back out

820
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Speaker 5: on the water.

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Speaker 1: So it we'll be debating the merits of Wales a

822
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: little later on the show. And also I've got an

823
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 1: audio meme, a satirical audio meme. No, it's good, No,

824
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: it's really good. It's good. So I'll play that a

825
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 1: little bit later on the show. This is the Matt

826
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: and Jerry Show, Radio Hadicky. If you want to hear me.

827
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 2: And Jerry, you can hear them on Radio Houcki sixty ninety.

828
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Speaker 6: Weekday, The Matt and Jerry Show.

829
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: So just earlier on you teased yesterday you were in

830
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: a dark room, worth was it? Eighteen other women, eighteen women,

831
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Speaker 1: eighteen women sweating like nobody's business and.

832
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 5: A dark room sweating up a storm with eighteen women.

833
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 5: It wasn't what it sounds like. There was this kind

834
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 5: of music playing. I did a spin class yesterday.

835
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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Shune, by the way, Hune.

836
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Speaker 5: It was so good. The fitness and a spin class.

837
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Speaker 5: The people out there have done spin class. You've done

838
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 5: a spin class I have. Actually, I don't know why

839
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 5: you did the spin classes going to that where that

840
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 5: was more of a sort of observational thing. But Meshy,

841
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 5: you've done a spin class. Yeah, I have.

842
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 4: I have done a spin class, and I think I've

843
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 4: got a theory behind spooning classes. And I want to generalize,

844
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,800
Speaker 4: but there's usually a reason that a dude will do

845
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 4: a spin class.

846
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: It's observational, I'll get out, no no, I mean, or

847
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: also you'll do it for a date activity or something

848
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: like that, like your girlfriend said, hey, you want to

849
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Speaker 1: come in.

850
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, ate, Yeah I did. Yeah, I did it

851
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:35,479
Speaker 5: with a woman.

852
00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: I want sometimes a woman took me to the spin class. Yeah,

853
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 1: there you go. So yeah, yes, But and I was like,

854
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: spin class, you're fighting. Don't fight when you do it, mate,

855
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 1: you don't want to fight while.

856
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 4: You do it.

857
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,439
Speaker 5: This is before the spin class, during a spin class.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, I can't sit in the

859
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Speaker 1: room with forty five minutes for forty five minutes cycling.

860
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Speaker 5: But I did it hardcore. Oh my god, sweaty hard core.

861
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 5: That's some good fitness spin class.

862
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: I'm all for it. So what happened?

863
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 4: So you walked into the spin class with the lady,

864
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 4: and you realize that there was about another twenty other ladies.

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Speaker 1: You're the only dude in there, and.

866
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 5: There was actually two dudes in there, two other dudes

867
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Speaker 5: apart from me. Yeah, and then you maybe twenty and

868
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 5: probably twenty ladies in there. It's atio and a lady

869
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Speaker 5: on stage. And I was a bit late, so I

870
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 5: was up the front, so a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: Would have been getting a good old look at my ass.

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Speaker 1: It's a place for you. I would say that if

873
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Speaker 1: you're a guy, one of the two guys that are

874
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Speaker 1: part of the spin class, and there's eighteen ladies, you

875
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 1: need to be in the You should be in the

876
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: front row. You're right right, you need to go on

877
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: the front if you're on the back row, and you

878
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 1: turn up every days like here comes old bug Lugs again,

879
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: ra the spoon class. He hardly, he hardly pedals. He's

880
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,719
Speaker 1: not so he's coasting down the hill most of the time.

881
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 5: Mate. It's quite intense. So what you do is they

882
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 5: simulate hills, so suddenly you shove it into a hard

883
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 5: gear and you stand up.

884
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 1: You're going up a hill. I'll go, go, go, go.

885
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 5: Three minutes hundred and over one hundred revolutions per minute.

886
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 5: But I'll tell you what a thing happens when the

887
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 5: beats per minute match up with your RPMs, your revolutions

888
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 5: feels amazing. It's like ripping up the dance floor. Yeah

889
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:19,840
Speaker 5: you go go, let's go comparently away in that pace.

890
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: Bells, bloody great. It's a communal exercise.

891
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 5: You just feel like you're being pulled along by the

892
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 5: music's sweating.

893
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: Horrifectly but bloody good. So how are you going to

894
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: go back?

895
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 5: Do you think you're Yeah, I'm all in on spin class.

896
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 5: Real you go back today, not today, okay, tomorrow, every

897
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 5: two days, every two days. I'm like Haffington around the

898
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 5: gym every first day, and now I'm going to spin

899
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 5: class every second day.

900
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Speaker 6: The Matt and Jerry Show.

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00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: One okay called Wells.

902
00:40:54,600 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 2: That's jerum, that's keep breakfast time. That's where you're fun.

903
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 1: Six nine this morning on The Matta Jery Show. That's

904
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: a beauty. That new one from Ruder, goodness me, well done, Ruder,

905
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: absolute ripper.

906
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 5: The term huge hour of radio remaining on the show

907
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 5: is bandied about a lot on the show, but honestly,

908
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 5: I can say this with absolute honesty. We've got a

909
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 5: huge radio hour coming up for you between now and nine.

910
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little bit later on, we will be replaying

911
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 1: the horrific sound that emitted from your mouth and voluntarily

912
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,839
Speaker 1: while you were attempting to do a voice break around

913
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 1: about thirty five minutes ago, and comparing it with another

914
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: horrific sound which emitted involuntarily from your mouth probably about

915
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 1: six months ago. And I'm saying, and I'm going to

916
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: be asking the question, do we need to give you

917
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:59,120
Speaker 1: some kind of operation whip a head around to stop

918
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: you from doing this, stop you from belching into the

919
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: microphone so the listeners have to listen to it.

920
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 5: Mate, two burps on the mic and six months isn't

921
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 5: too bad, mate, It's not too bad. It's not a

922
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 5: bad ratio to voice break to a horrific, stinky burp

923
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Speaker 5: while talking.

924
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Speaker 6: The Mat and Jerry Show, It's matten.

925
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: Jemmy's Penis or Genius is a segment which we've been

926
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 1: doing on a Mountain Jerry's show for ten years every Thursday,

927
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 1: where we debate the merits of something, a topic that's

928
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: in the news, shut it down. And today we're debating

929
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 1: the merits and whales and penis l genius. You can

930
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 1: vote on three for eight three. We can give us

931
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: a call on our eight hundred hodech and let us

932
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: know what you think. Or you can send us a

933
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: talkbak message by the iHeartRadio app.

934
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 5: And why are we doing this, Jeremy, Because the government

935
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 5: has spent more than two hundred and seventy thousand dollars

936
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 5: to bury beached whales since last year. That's money that

937
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 5: could be going to feed poor people. It could be

938
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 5: going towards fixing potholes on our roads. It could be

939
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 5: providing medicine, much needed medicine in our hospital.

940
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: Hold on, you meant to me, Just wait, wait until

941
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 1: you're detailing your penis argument, which you're about to do

942
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: at a moment, and I'll just tell the genius argument

943
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: and then maybe include that in your actual argument. Your

944
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: time starts now.

945
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Speaker 5: Some whales are too big. Yes, a blue whale, for example,

946
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 5: thirty meters long and weighs fifty thousand kg.

947
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Speaker 1: That's wales.

948
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Speaker 5: That's that's selfish. I mean you compare that to like, say,

949
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Speaker 5: my dog Colin, who's about thirty centimeters long and weighs

950
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 5: about nine kgs. You know, in terms of the selfishness

951
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 5: of the resources needed to grow that big and the

952
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 5: amount of plankt and you're slamming you know, you know

953
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 5: it's not sustainable. A male blue whales downstairs can make

954
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 5: a human male feel inadequatement or maybe some people what

955
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 5: you reckon? You're running a blue whale down there. Some people,

956
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 5: let's not talk about what the females are running. You're

957
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Speaker 5: living it. We as a country have had to shell

958
00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 5: out over a quarter of a million dollars disposing of

959
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 5: these idiots beating.

960
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Speaker 1: Themselves too bad cord of a million dollars. It's been

961
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Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty five million dollars on road cones

962
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Speaker 1: and traffic management in Auckland City.

963
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Speaker 5: Yesterday, the US Coast Guard had to respond to a

964
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Speaker 5: May day call off New Hampshire after a whale capsized

965
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Speaker 5: a fishing boat. Two people and the vessel are safe.

966
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Speaker 1: Exactly, they're fine. So it was not the whale's fault.

967
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Speaker 1: It just breached. It's allowed to breach. Dolphins are whale

968
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Speaker 1: adjacent and dolphins hate the sale gp pes. Do we

969
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 1: know that for a fact?

970
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 5: They hate it? Do we know that they hate it?

971
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 5: They campaign again, it's got to shut down.

972
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Speaker 1: I think you find that politically dolphins. Actually you find

973
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Speaker 1: some of them that way. Some of them feel a

974
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Speaker 1: completely different way.

975
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Speaker 5: Whale poop is generally enormous, which can create quite a

976
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 5: mess in the ocean. Not exactly the best environment for swimming.

977
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Speaker 1: When was the last time you swam through whale poop?

978
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Speaker 5: They smell bad when decomposing, and the meat day inside

979
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Speaker 5: them can cause them to explode, unleashing burning hot blubber

980
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Speaker 5: down across car parks.

981
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Speaker 1: And so it's your premous arguments, genius argument. They are

982
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Speaker 1: I would describe them as underwater office seals. Their sounds

983
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 1: are beautiful, sounds like this.

984
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 5: They sound like a.

985
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: Someone letting ear out of a balloon. They have an

986
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 1: enormous downstairs. Some whales can help clean the ocean, baiting

987
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: tons of tiny marine creatures called plankton. They're like giants

988
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: swimming vacuum cleanest. Thank god, is disgusting?

989
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 5: What mate?

990
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 1: We don't want those plank done. They're there to be

991
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:43,240
Speaker 1: eaten by whales. Modern research shows that whales are typically

992
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:47,320
Speaker 1: a friendly species. When whales are spotted, their relationships with

993
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: humans are amicable, social, and inquisitive.

994
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 2: They love us.

995
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 5: Tell that to a seal.

996
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: They love us tell it to a seal when a

997
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: bloody killer whales in town.

998
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:56,280
Speaker 5: Mate.

999
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 1: According to the Norwegians and the Japanese, whales are delicious cherry.

1000
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 5: Yes, hypocrite. You've eaten whale?

1001
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't say it's delicious. Whaling by Denny Smash

1002
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: is an absolute churn and ruder from that band used

1003
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Speaker 1: to have sexy guns three four eight three oh eight

1004
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,479
Speaker 1: hundred HORDECHI are wales penis or genius? Will they join

1005
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 1: owning a house, King Charles and Mother's Day and China

1006
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: on the genius side of the Cody lab Will they

1007
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: be then penis? Like sexting, auto cars and university. You

1008
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: can decide oh topical chain from Dedie Smash.

1009
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Speaker 5: This is a huge coincidence.

1010
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 6: The Matt and Jerry show.

1011
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: It's Matten Jemmy's penis or genius. It's the government spend

1012
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 1: more than ten and seventy thousand dollars to bury beach

1013
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 1: whales since last year. We're debating the mirror. It's of

1014
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,399
Speaker 1: whales and penis or genius. Met you argued that they

1015
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: are penis. I argue that the genius. What are the

1016
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: people saying? Um? Don't know if wales a penis, but

1017
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:58,240
Speaker 1: I don't mind a bit of free willie.

1018
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 5: What that person's done there genius.

1019
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: Whether it's Orca reaking havoc on yachts in the Mediterranean,

1020
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 1: they're spew basically being like gold or passing out on

1021
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: a beach after a big night out. Wales are one genius.

1022
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 1: Whales are rubbish in the sacks? Is this text?

1023
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 2: How do they know?

1024
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 1: Do they need a sack to make love?

1025
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 5: Whale? Imagine? They don't imagine they just float around ind

1026
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 5: the water. How do they do they missionary?

1027
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: What do they do the whales? One go upside down

1028
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:29,800
Speaker 1: and the other one ego question? I think they do

1029
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: do missionary to the I think they might do missionary.

1030
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,840
Speaker 1: I don't think. I have a funny feeling that I

1031
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 1: have read somewhere that nobody's ever filmed blue whales making

1032
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,520
Speaker 1: love or something. Blue whales they go down, They get

1033
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: down quite deep to make love.

1034
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 5: So lights out missionary on a Sunday.

1035
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: Night, they can for the lights out situation between the

1036
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: sports and the ad on the news. How do they

1037
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:57,439
Speaker 1: choose partners? That's complicated in him genius? Is this text

1038
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: of whales are good eating.

1039
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 5: Just blow them up like the good old days, says

1040
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 5: this text pes. Another one backs that up. Put a

1041
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 5: stick of dynam up. Put a stick of dynamite up there,

1042
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 5: butts and let it blow all over the place.

1043
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 1: But that's been tried before. We've got remember that audio.

1044
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:20,400
Speaker 1: There is some audio that exists somewhere, and it's not

1045
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 1: good because what happens when you do this and it

1046
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: rains blubbers the explosion comes.

1047
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 5: It seems like a good idea until you've got raining hot.

1048
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 1: Pieces of blubber falling down on your head. This person says,

1049
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: once you've done blubber, you'll never go back.

1050
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 5: Yes, Wales reminds me of the country whales, which I despise.

1051
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 5: How can you hate whales with brighton from being from there?

1052
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 5: You got Tom Jones? What are great country whales is?

1053
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 5: How do you did you send it from there?

1054
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: Hi, guys, I will tell you what's genius Wow's downstairs operations,

1055
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: the meat along absolutely packing heat down there.

1056
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what you're doing them dirty with a

1057
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 5: meter longer than a meter on a blue whale.

1058
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 4: I don't want to get controversial and credit to them

1059
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 4: for having such a great downstairs, but if you were

1060
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 4: to run it in comparison to the rest of their size.

1061
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,399
Speaker 1: Is that really that big? Yeah? Right, I mean because

1062
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:20,799
Speaker 1: they are.

1063
00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 5: So big that of course the downstairs to naturally no One,

1064
00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 5: Nicholas and dimes a human being on that you don't go.

1065
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 5: If there's a guy that's a point sex five, you

1066
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 5: don't say, well, I mean it's you know, it's just

1067
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 5: in proportion, you do you.

1068
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, generally though, the bigger you know, with the

1069
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 1: proportion is there is a proportion trick going on there.

1070
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 5: Okay, the secrets is well done on avoiding sperm whale punts.

1071
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been tough for a lot.

1072
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 5: Now you guys are growing up. Get that text.

1073
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, results have been challeged. The people of

1074
00:49:55,760 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: Hodaki have spoken France, FIFA, Australia and fruit and vege

1075
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Speaker 1: on the piece side of the peg. Curdy log whales.

1076
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 1: You have been deemed Penis. May you die alone and

1077
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 1: shame in him for me, burning in hell for all

1078
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: eternity at the left hand of the devil himself.

1079
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Speaker 3: Peezlys look of Penis, matt Heth, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden

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Speaker 3: Cherry Show.

1081
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Speaker 1: A thirty one and on the show time for the

1082
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Speaker 1: latest record. I searches underway near Facadi, White Island for

1083
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: a person missing overboard from a boat. Coast Cargan Rescue

1084
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: helicopters are searching the area between Fakatane and Fakati. The

1085
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 1: corporate at the center of the New Zealand women's football

1086
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:49,720
Speaker 1: drone drama has received an eight month suspended prison sentence Jesus.

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Speaker 1: He was charged with maintaining an unmanned aircraft over a

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Speaker 1: prohibited area. Okay, I don't know for I think that

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Speaker 1: person was just I don't think they're trying to film.

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Speaker 5: I mean, what what's strategies to the New Zealand women's

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00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,800
Speaker 5: football team have that they needed to have?

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00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 1: They invented something, you know, they boot the ball down

1093
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,319
Speaker 1: one end, nine at the back. I mean, what are

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00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:09,920
Speaker 1: we talking about?

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00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 7: And to the Star de France and that is full

1096
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 7: time New Zealand seventeen, South Africa five and New Zealands

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Speaker 7: through to the quarter finals.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they went over South Africa backs up a victory

1099
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:26,160
Speaker 1: over Japan and their opener, making it two from two

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00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:29,919
Speaker 1: for the All Black sevens team Woo. Former All Black

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00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 1: Dan Carter helped open the event by thumping a stick

1102
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 1: on the ground. Well, that's in the news headlines.

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00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 5: Was he asked to do that or did he just

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00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 5: do it on his own volition?

1105
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,280
Speaker 1: He did it in the in the Vikings Valhalla style,

1106
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: did he? Yeah? Banging a stick down?

1107
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:44,360
Speaker 5: Oh what a great New Zealander.

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00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So the Olympics started early. It was sneaky, a sneaky

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Speaker 5: how it's just pre opening ceremony.

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00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,320
Speaker 1: It's off you can't do that sentence? Can you do that?

1112
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 1: Why don't they just bring the ceremony forward a little

1113
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: bit of pre Olympics? Yeah, because I guess they say, well,

1114
00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: it has to run for two weeks the Olympics, Is

1115
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 1: that right? A little bit of pre competition, But just

1116
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: run it for two and a half mate, Yeah, it's

1117
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:05,800
Speaker 1: oh no, because then they've got to run it for

1118
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: three Yeah. Mate, because you've got to go opening ceremony

1119
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 1: on the weekend, closing on the weekend. Yeah. Yeah, I'm

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00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: so excited about the Olympics.

1121
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Speaker 6: Love them, mate, mate, mate, mate the Matte and Jerry Show.

1122
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 1: So Britain's joint most decorated female Olympian, Charlotte doug Jaden,

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00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 1: has been provisionally suspended by a questrians governing body, which

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00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: is called the FEI the Friderus equest Internal And that's

1125
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: because she has been apparently whipping a horse and training

1126
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: a little bit too hard, laughing evily while she does it. Well,

1127
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: that's actually not her laughing evily, that's the person who's

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00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 1: taking the video.

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00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 5: Well, the question I asked you before around this is

1130
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:55,320
Speaker 5: there's a video of this, And there was also a

1131
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 5: video of Mark Todd, you know, our most one of

1132
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 5: our greatest Olympians of all time, where they going to

1133
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,919
Speaker 5: say the horse did a lot of the work.

1134
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:03,800
Speaker 1: It's total two and two for Todd.

1135
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:07,359
Speaker 5: That's right. He was suspended for four months for hitting

1136
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 5: a horse with a stick. And it just makes me

1137
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 5: think that maybe to get horses to do the crazy

1138
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 5: stuff they have to do in the dressage, you know,

1139
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 5: they're lifting the feed up, they're going sideways and all

1140
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,399
Speaker 5: that stuff. I mean, how do you talk a horse

1141
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 5: and doing that? And I just asked you the question,

1142
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:26,959
Speaker 5: didn't I dreaming, I says, I says, I says dreaming,

1143
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,760
Speaker 5: I says, I says. I says that all the horses

1144
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 5: get whipped, but they don't often get formed when they're

1145
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 5: whipping them. You know what I mean, is that just

1146
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 5: a part of the training and is a question? And

1147
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 5: you went behind the scenes and did some investigative journalism

1148
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 5: and you ran someone that you know that wasn't willing

1149
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 5: to speak on the air about the training and dress

1150
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 5: arsh Yes, and what came back. Do they do they

1151
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 5: have to whip all the horses? Is that the only

1152
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 5: way you can get them to do it?

1153
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 1: Well, turns out that there is a little bit of

1154
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: whipping that goes on, but normally it's it's not excessive.

1155
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,320
Speaker 1: So to get them to do a little bit of

1156
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,080
Speaker 1: a little bit of feet lifting, you might give a

1157
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 1: little bit of a tap around the ankles, but it's

1158
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: not it's not hurting.

1159
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 5: Well at an Olympic But that's at an amateur level.

1160
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 5: But does it get a bit more full on at

1161
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 5: the Olympian level? And look, I'm looking at those equestrian

1162
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 5: riders from behind the iron curtain, you know, you know,

1163
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 5: like I can't imagine, Oh yeah, I can't imagine that

1164
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 5: the Russian Olympic Committee's got a problem with whipping horses.

1165
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:25,799
Speaker 1: Well, you are getting horses to do things that they

1166
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: don't necessarily want to do.

1167
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,480
Speaker 5: You're getting horses to do things they definitely don't want

1168
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 5: to do. Yeah, which is they do naturally do.

1169
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 1: The jumping thing. They do do that, they do do

1170
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 1: that prancing thing. In the wild.

1171
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 5: They naturally have people strapping big leather things around their

1172
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 5: back and riding around on their back. I mean naturally

1173
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 5: back in the day where they're monkeys riding them around

1174
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 5: the savannah.

1175
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: No, although this person did say to me that a

1176
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:52,719
Speaker 1: really really good horse yeah, well, no, it's about to perform, right,

1177
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: And so a horse, a really really good horse, rises

1178
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: to occasions because it goes into a horse float. It

1179
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 1: knows it's on, it's somewhere, it knows it's about to perform.

1180
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 1: And a lot of people say the horse and the

1181
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: ride of the relationship between the horse and rider is

1182
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:11,600
Speaker 1: very very interesting relationship. So the horse actually does enjoy it.

1183
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 1: A really really good horse rises to it. They love it.

1184
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,719
Speaker 5: When I was a kid, I enjoyed fanging around on

1185
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 5: the back of a horse, and my mother spotted that

1186
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,320
Speaker 5: and sent me to dressage lessons.

1187
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: Dressage. Yeah, so riding around in a circle dressage wrecked

1188
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: havoc with my testicula and I pulled out. Okay, could

1189
00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: have you're not worn a pair of undies that sort

1190
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 1: of pulled things up a little bit.

1191
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,200
Speaker 5: Could have should have it?

1192
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:37,320
Speaker 1: You riding dressage?

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00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:39,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, did you ever have a top hat?

1194
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 1: I didn't mind tails, I don't mind the jumps.

1195
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 5: I don't mind jumping horse, and I don't mind you know,

1196
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 5: whipping around on a horse, you know, like it's a motorbike.

1197
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:49,839
Speaker 5: That's fun.

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00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but I didn't like Why didn't you do that? Well?

1199
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Speaker 5: Because for some reason they want to be walking around

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00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,720
Speaker 5: in a circle doing punishing stuff.

1201
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:58,360
Speaker 1: All right. I tell you what, though, if you have

1202
00:55:58,719 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 1: a lot of the young a lot of the young

1203
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 1: men who are doing that, there's not a lot of

1204
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 1: young men involved in it, and there's a lot of

1205
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:06,919
Speaker 1: young women. Yeah. I think that's done quite well there.

1206
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: I think that's a lot to do with the If

1207
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: you take the pounding of the downstairs, yeah, couldn't take

1208
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 1: the pounding, could you know? I couldn't take it. You

1209
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: would have had another pounding The Matt and Jerry Show,

1210
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:22,919
Speaker 1: that's alien a farm on the Mount and Jerry Show.

1211
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 1: At eleven minutes to nine, The strangest thing just happened.

1212
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:28,879
Speaker 4: Sorry, Jerry, you started talking and I look look behind

1213
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 4: the curtain here as I tuned the MIC's on for

1214
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 4: the studio, I sit behind the disc and you trusted

1215
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:35,400
Speaker 4: that I had already turned the microsh on, and that

1216
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 4: was amazing. You just exaelling that song about twenty seconds

1217
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 4: with a song left to go, Well, the light went on.

1218
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:42,359
Speaker 5: What unprofessional from you, Jeremy. How long have you been

1219
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 5: broadcasting to not know that that red light tells you

1220
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:45,680
Speaker 5: that you're broadcasting?

1221
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: Now the light went on. I think the light to

1222
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: go mate.

1223
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:49,319
Speaker 5: I was looking at you, Jerry, and I was going,

1224
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,120
Speaker 5: why is he talking? That red light's not on? Because

1225
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 5: I have to look through that red light to see you. Unprofessional, mate,

1226
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 5: unprofessional that coming from you. Let's not forget what you

1227
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:02,360
Speaker 5: did in the show. Please, can I please table exhibit

1228
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 5: Exhibit A.

1229
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 1: I've had big periods of being single and it was

1230
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 1: amazing twelve year relationship. And then what was that? Beuching

1231
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:12,479
Speaker 1: mid break?

1232
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,800
Speaker 5: Barely no one heard that?

1233
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: Well we did hear that, yeah, and we'll hear it again.

1234
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 1: I've had big periods of being single and it was

1235
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 1: amazing twelve year relationship. And then the laundry belch come from.

1236
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: Look the pits of Hell is where it came from it, Like,

1237
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 1: are you about to say that that's only happened once.

1238
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 1: You better not be saying that that's the only the

1239
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 1: first one that has happened, because that's not the case. No,

1240
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 1: it's not. Should we go with exhibit B. Find Exhibit B.

1241
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 5: So and the light that is that we detect in

1242
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 5: our telescopes, there is information, as you say, the spectrum

1243
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:54,919
Speaker 5: of the light. There's information to say.

1244
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:03,160
Speaker 1: And that was during a serious and of you about astronomy.

1245
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 5: Mate, I'll tell you what. You don't point out that

1246
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 5: you're unprofessional us. You'd really come back, Ain't You're a

1247
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 5: real tip for tapman?

1248
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:10,160
Speaker 1: Ain't you could? I just say?

1249
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 5: Mean you you make a mistake and you're a real offense?

1250
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,720
Speaker 5: Is the best defense, isn't it? Kind of situation with

1251
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 5: you mate?

1252
00:58:17,640 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 1: All right, I've just.

1253
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 4: Got a bit of a three strike policy on the show,

1254
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:24,480
Speaker 4: Madic and that is two So if that does happen again,

1255
00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:25,160
Speaker 4: so they're going to have to.

1256
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 1: Exceed some dangerous territory.

1257
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 5: So the Intern is wanting a three three strike policy.

1258
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 5: I think that's a three strike policy with no teeth.

1259
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,080
Speaker 1: Do you know what it reminds me of? It reminds

1260
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: me of better.

1261
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 4: We talked about it about a year ago on the

1262
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 4: show and we played the audio a lot. But in Italy,

1263
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 4: how there's every year that burping festival. I'll play some

1264
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 4: audio from that. This is kind of what its like.

1265
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 1: Is this the winner? This is I think the winner

1266
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 1: of twenty four winner from the loud and they get

1267
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 1: they get a decibel reader and they see how loud

1268
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 1: it really is. The best thing about it is the

1269
00:58:54,720 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 1: pause after it. This is a bit of crowd. See

1270
00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 1: now that that's a positive Burt like, that's that's belching

1271
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: in a positive manner as opposed to yours, which was involuntary.

1272
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 5: I've got a condition I eat and drink while I'm broadcasting,

1273
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:18,400
Speaker 5: because in my defense that that Burt with the astrophysicist,

1274
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:22,120
Speaker 5: I had tip Top had just sent us that goodie

1275
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 5: good gum drops, and I'd had an entire tub of

1276
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 5: ice cream broadcasting.

1277
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 1: So you try not belching while you're eating that much

1278
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: ice cream. World Broadcasting. Well, this time you've eaten an

1279
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 1: retirements and cheese pie, which is delivered by Bacels. That

1280
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 1: is definitely a common denominator good pie, though too common

1281
00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 1: to you gorging yourself on food Thank you so much.

1282
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 1: Bacel Oh, oh, get out, that was a fake. This

1283
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 1: is the mattin Jerry Show. Thanks for listening. The podcast

1284
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 1: will be out at eleven am this morning.

1285
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:58,400
Speaker 5: You call this, Jeremy. You're trying to finish the show

1286
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:03,040
Speaker 5: at five fifty three, seven minutes nine. You're contracted to

1287
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 5: go to nine. Mate, you're finishing up here, are you really?

1288
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,200
Speaker 1: I think you've done enough, mash. If you think you've

1289
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 1: done enough to I'm more than heavy definition.

1290
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 5: Studio B with the thumb up as Bart he thinks

1291
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 5: he's done enough.

1292
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 1: I want us to come back after the song. I mean, mate,

1293
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 1: I'm bloody working my ass off here. You're just belching,

1294
01:00:19,880 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: is what you're doing most of the time.

1295
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 5: You guys are bloody talking over the song when the

1296
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,480
Speaker 5: MIC's not even on. You're trying to finish at eight

1297
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 5: fifty three.

1298
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: That was good. You get another thirty seconds out of it.

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Speaker 1: Well done, hip ship shape, ship shape, and I reckon,

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Speaker 1: I'll just play that pooping audio again.

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Speaker 5: So in the light that is that we detect in

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Speaker 5: our telescopes, there is information, as you say, the spectrum

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Speaker 5: of the light, there's information to see sweet.

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Speaker 1: So there's another twenty seconds.

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Speaker 5: There and that nearly gives us to a fifty four.

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Speaker 5: And hey, the Matten Jury podcast is out at eleven.

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Speaker 5: We've got a great podcast for you today.

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Speaker 1: We don't watch the clock here at all. Nothing to do.

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Speaker 5: What is nothing worse than a job with your clock watching?

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Speaker 5: All right, okay it is.

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Speaker 1: I can't get you.

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Speaker 8: That is the breakfast show. Like whoa, yeah, it's Madd

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Speaker 8: and Jerry from six till night.

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Speaker 5: You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Radio

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Speaker 5: Highlights pod. Right now you can listen to the other

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Speaker 5: daily bespoke pod, which you will absolutely love. Anyway, set

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Speaker 5: to download, like subscribe, write a review, all those great things.

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Speaker 5: It really helps myself and Jerry and to a lesser extent,

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Speaker 5: Mass and Ruder. If you want to discuss anything raised

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Speaker 5: in this pod, check out the Conclave, a Matt and

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Speaker 5: Jerry Facebook discussion group. And while I'm plugging stuff, my

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Speaker 5: book of life is Punishing by Matt. He's thirteen Ways

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Speaker 5: to Love the Life You've got.

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Speaker 1: It's out now.

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Speaker 5: I get it wherever you get your books, or just

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Speaker 5: google the bugger. Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go.

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Speaker 5: Bless blessed, blessed, Give them my taste a kiwi from me.