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Speaker 2: Bless Blessed, Blessed the Martin Jerry Show. Load up on

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Speaker 3: We've got a really big announcement.

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Speaker 4: I guess you just have to rip the band aid off.

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Speaker 2: Did you pay for this unregistered guest last night called

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Speaker 3: Yep, now we got it from this junkie.

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Speaker 5: This is an important one, do you from your Downsteads dot.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's quite spiritual. At the moment, and do you drink?

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Speaker 4: What a give you a boy? What's wrong with you?

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Speaker 4: What do I stand the night? After ten years on the.

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Speaker 6: Jerry Briefs Show, I'm leaving the show.

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Speaker 1: Money, welcome along to the Met and Jerry Show. It

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Speaker 1: is our victory that this week, the last week of

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Speaker 1: the Med and Jerry Show, final day is going to

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Speaker 1: be Friday. Yeah, huge day on Friday on the show,

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Speaker 1: and then after the show. I imagine, imagine, I imagine mege

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Speaker 1: a couple of orange juices. If you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: if you know what I mean, beers beers. Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: you mean by a couple of orange juices? If you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean, I know what you mean. Mate,

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Speaker 1: peers wink Wink's alcohol? I got it. Can you imagine

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Speaker 1: I'm not stupid? Can you imagine me a couple of

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Speaker 1: couple of orange jes? Something to look forward to? Boys?

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Speaker 1: You know when you say you're going to have a

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Speaker 1: big day, never a quite as as big as you

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Speaker 1: say It's it's like if you have for a whole

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Speaker 1: week going well, boys, on Friday, it's going to be

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Speaker 1: a big one. Oh yeah. At about two o'clock in

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Speaker 7: My partner asked me, what what's Friday's plans?

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Speaker 8: Looking like, you know, we're going to be going out,

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Speaker 8: and I said, like, I think there's a high chance

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Speaker 7: I don't see it going much past at it. That's

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Speaker 7: going to be a big day.

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Speaker 2: Fighting anyway, Hey, good news. What today is the first

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Speaker 2: day of October?

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Speaker 1: Roctober? Yeah, I still call it there Tuesday, the first

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Speaker 1: of October, for just to set the amount of sleep.

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Speaker 1: Still Christmas now, boys?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a couple of orange juice is still Christmas?

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Speaker 4: Boys?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Boys? Yeah? He is God.

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Speaker 9: The Mass and Jerry Show podcast, did.

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Speaker 1: You that sorry about Blake Barrett yesterday?

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Speaker 2: Of course there is Dog Roll, Yeah, Scott captain of

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Speaker 2: the All Blacks yep. There's Jordy Barrett yep. He's not

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Speaker 2: Captain of the All Blacks, but he's in the All.

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Speaker 1: Blacks yep, and he's injured at the moment.

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Speaker 2: He's Bowden Barrett yep, one hundred and test All Black yep.

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Speaker 2: And then there's Blake Barrett, their brother who is playing

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Speaker 2: cricket over in the UK. For Harpston Cricket Club on

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Boys? You mean? You know

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Speaker 1: what I mean? A couple of orange juices that we

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Speaker 2: A few beers and they've been having a great season

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Speaker 2: apparently this team with Blake's Blake's team and they are

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Speaker 2: I see that your surnames Barrett. You're not related are

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Speaker 1: And he's in I know you and he goes, oh,

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Speaker 2: He said, well, what am I going to do? Tell

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Speaker 2: you that my brothers are the Barrett brothers, Like, come

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Speaker 1: That's classic Barretts, isn't it. They're very humble people. Is

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Speaker 1: He looks. Is he an older Barrett brother? No, I

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Speaker 1: pretty sure. How many are there? Eight? How many.

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Speaker 1: There are eight? Come through confirmation? There's eight Barrett kids.

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Speaker 2: There's eight Barrett kids. Yeah, wow, boys and girls, heaps

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Speaker 2: of them. Smiley Barrett was a prolific hence man, wasn't he.

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Speaker 1: He's busy. But we're just operating one lady. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you really call someone a pants man

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Speaker 1: just operating one lady. Can't you be a pants on

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Speaker 1: wrong one person, constantly pististing your part part is just

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Speaker 1: a constant piste on the one person. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I think that's that's there's a there's an honor to that.

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite Barrett brother? Mine's Blakely did my favorite?

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Speaker 2: I think my favorite is body I got? That is

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Speaker 2: that lame? Is that like liking the Yeah, that's the

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Speaker 2: oldest one.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I like I've got a lot of time

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Speaker 1: for dog Roll though. I like dog Roll, and I've

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Speaker 1: got a lot of time for for Bloody, for Bloody

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Speaker 1: on Noodle as well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a lot of time for I mean,

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Speaker 2: he's a talented man, that guy.

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Speaker 1: That guy is a great cricketer.

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Speaker 2: It could have been an international cricketer, could have been

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Speaker 2: in fact, they all could have been international everything.

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Speaker 1: But is it possible to dislike any of the Barretts?

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Speaker 1: Could you dislike? None of them? Never done nothing bad

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Speaker 2: Mate, Show me a person who dislikes the Barretts, and

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Speaker 2: I'll show you not a very good person.

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Speaker 1: No, Barrett don't ever done no wrong to me. They

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Speaker 1: have never done anything to you. I had nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with you, would they?

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Speaker 2: Podcast The Final Matt and Week of Matt and Jerry Shows.

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Speaker 1: Sir, ever this week the final show coming up on Friday.

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Speaker 1: This morning, Hey, I was looking at my in New

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Speaker 1: Zealand at for some reason, I was checking my status

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Speaker 1: and then I noticed there's a flight in there. Anyone

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Speaker 1: know anything why there's a flight to christitch Oh tomorrow tomorrow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: someone on the show tomorrow there's a I've got a

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Speaker 1: flight to christ Do I anyone else?

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Speaker 10: Can?

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Speaker 1: I just quickly cheer. Sometimes people just insert flights and

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Speaker 1: they don't insert flights to Germany for.

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Speaker 2: The Auckland second of October?

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Speaker 1: Have you one as well? I've got one too at

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Speaker 1: times yours mine's at nine pm. Wasn't at nine pm?

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Speaker 2: Mine's at nine pm. I might as well be in

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Speaker 2: the middle of what tomorrow night?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Because I'm looking at mine and I've got one

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Speaker 1: at twelve pm.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, we're all being shipped off to Cross chich

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Speaker 2: for my last week?

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Speaker 1: Are they trying to get me out of town? I

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Speaker 1: know what they're doing.

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Speaker 2: We're meant to go down and maybe do the show

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Speaker 2: from a spar pool because of the Black Clash or something.

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Speaker 2: I vaguely remember someone telling me that about a month ago.

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Speaker 1: We're doing this show from a spar pole with Chris Gale.

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Speaker 1: Really with Chris Gale. I know Chris Scale is coming over.

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Speaker 1: He loves to get onto the Orange Usance, doesn't he?

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Speaker 1: If you know what I mean, We're not doing it.

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Speaker 1: If we're doing it from a spark pool again, why

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Speaker 1: can't we do it from a spar pall up here.

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Speaker 1: Last time we did it from a spar pall up here.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we have to flow to cross ch I've

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Speaker 2: Why don't we just get the sound effects of the

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Speaker 2: spar pole and pretend that we're doing it in a

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Speaker 2: sparkle and we do it here in the student Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I appreciate your line of thinking, but I think you

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Speaker 7: might be missing the point. It's not about the fact

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Speaker 7: that we're doing it from a spaport.

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Speaker 8: I think it's about the fact that there might be

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Speaker 8: a black clash happening at some point in christ each

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Speaker 8: over the next six months.

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Speaker 7: He's why we're in christ.

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Speaker 1: It's a radio mesh. Nobody's going to know where we are.

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Speaker 1: We could say we were in christ. We could be anywhere.

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Speaker 1: We could say we're in christ Church.

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Speaker 7: It's a good point.

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Speaker 1: And we could play a spa effect and say we're

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Speaker 1: in a I mean, we did it for years with

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Speaker 1: Jacuzie Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: That was great.

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Speaker 1: We used to do the show from a jacuzzie every Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: We even't had different sounds when guests came to that

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Speaker 1: when they splashed into the spa.

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Speaker 8: How do you spell Jacuzi. I want to see if

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Speaker 8: I've got some audio for this? Jay aye c you

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Speaker 8: zi zi I okay, let me search. Oh my god, we've.

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Speaker 7: Actually got something Jacuzzi Tuesday. Oh my goodness, myth Okay,

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Speaker 7: so we've got something called long splashes. Does this mean that's.

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Speaker 1: When someone hopped into the spa where it's effect So okay,

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Speaker 1: if you're listening at home, now, we're in a spa.

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Speaker 7: Okay, sow, I'm just getting in apparently, so instead of.

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Speaker 1: Flying a christ Church, we're just in a spa now,

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Speaker 1: and so good to be an autotatic christ Church today

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Speaker 1: for celebrating the Black Clash. We're in a spa. So convincing.

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Speaker 1: I love it. Someone else just got in or well.

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Speaker 1: The problem was we used to make a lot.

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Speaker 2: Of jokes because Laura was also on the Jacuzzie with us,

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Speaker 2: and we used to make a lot of jokes about

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Speaker 2: baking you just go.

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Speaker 1: And Laura goes, I'll go, what have you done?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: There's no putting getting out? Is there? What a lot

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Speaker 1: of fluids? Man? We used to do that as a joke.

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Speaker 1: I'll be doing that for real questions that we're not

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Speaker 1: going to Chris, are we Well, that's why I brought

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Speaker 1: up that. I doubt it. But just when you see

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Speaker 1: a flight and your and your and your app, you've

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Speaker 1: got to you gotta you gotta cancel that, all right.

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Speaker 1: So we've just done a bit of on your Redmond

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Speaker 1: there life head man. Apparently according to this, we'll be

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Speaker 1: speaking with our mate here and read and dam vatory.

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Speaker 1: Really in this they'll be in the style of the jacuzzi.

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Speaker 1: I want to get in this jacuzia with people with

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Speaker 1: the great rigs. No, actually it's a hot spring spar

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I watched this YouTube clip

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Speaker 1: how do you sleep the shit out of your bed? Well?

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Speaker 2: So just don't find it. Don't look at your bloody

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Speaker 1: Whatever you do. Mans, don't turn the lights. Don't turn

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Speaker 7: If you're shagged, that'll bring the heart right out.

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Speaker 1: So a question for you is that why when you're

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Speaker 2: If you've ever slept on the high velt, you know

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Speaker 1: Right, That makes sense? Hey, morning, lads, Could I please

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Speaker 2: Hey, does your sleep doctor or whatever he's called, what's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the sleep wonder. Does you talk about self, you know,

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Speaker 1: round to that, Okay. Matten Jerry Show Radio Haadeck.

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Speaker 2: So it's Matt's last week here at Radio Haddecke. His

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Speaker 1: And here's just a little montage of some of the

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Speaker 3: I just wanted to say to man from the bottom

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Speaker 13: You sound busy, I'll let you go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, busy, I'll let you go.

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Speaker 1: Boys, can we put the rumors to bed?

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Speaker 14: Apparently met heaths to be the bloody lead singer of

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Speaker 14: LMNOP And you know when I hear the song, all

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Speaker 14: I see is Matt now and I think if we

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Speaker 14: of a single of karaoke, if you will, you know,

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Speaker 14: I think it'll put every one of these you know,

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Speaker 14: I don't want to go through life not knowing Matt

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I got one final message for man Dingle mad

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Speaker 13: at you and you hear me? Boy, I want you

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Speaker 13: you to find Mike Hoskins. He's got a nice tall

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Speaker 13: beer of you song. I want you to get that beer.

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Speaker 1: I want you to.

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Speaker 3: Drink it down.

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Speaker 13: I want you to take what Mike Hoskin gives you,

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Speaker 15: in your boy hear me.

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Speaker 1: So, Matt, you got a bloodness?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, Dawson, here you got me. There's a really tough

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Speaker 10: time to mate, back of the start of Lockdown. I've

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Speaker 10: the next a seven months and never the opportunity to

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Speaker 1: And you boys got.

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Speaker 10: Me through it.

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Speaker 7: Every morning, got me to work.

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Speaker 1: Gave me a giggle, and he had me a great.

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Speaker 10: Outlook on life, talks a great lessons. I just thank you, Matte.

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Speaker 5: Do you want to you your boy can eat you on. Matt.

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Speaker 5: It's John from God's Son listening in Japan.

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Speaker 16: I want to saving you in my life and so

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Speaker 16: will he Oh gues So I'll have to get your book.

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Speaker 5: Best wishes, So nice Gootty.

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Speaker 1: I'm Matt.

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Speaker 3: This is Mike.

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Speaker 17: I just wanted to let you know before you hit

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Speaker 17: off onto new stalks it be how much your your

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Speaker 17: words have meant to me and my family. We were

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Speaker 17: listening to you and Jerry's casual chats on the day

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Speaker 17: that our thought it was born, and it was the

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Speaker 17: only thing that we could really listen to on the

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Speaker 17: day that we went to a funeral. So thank you, mate.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Lizlie tokof I Mango I here.

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Speaker 1: I'm absolutely sad.

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Speaker 16: To hear that you're leaving it's been a wonderful eleven

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Speaker 16: years having you punish my ears callings and bleed quite often.

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Speaker 16: You can absolutely miss you on the radio and of

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Speaker 16: course to the Spoky podcast. Hopefully you popping every now

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Speaker 16: and again to see what's happening. Anyway, please mist pless

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Speaker 16: you seem busy, I'll.

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Speaker 1: Let you go to Oh man, Oh that's lovely. Well,

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Speaker 1: you can send three your music just to three four

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Speaker 1: eight three. You can send us a talk back. Buy

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Speaker 1: the little microphone icon on your iHeartRadio app. All right,

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Speaker 1: might if you got to use you coming up?

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Speaker 2: We're looking for the four Pillars of mad Heath this morning,

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Speaker 2: Oh god, are we.

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Speaker 10: Certainly are?

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Speaker 2: You can vote for the four Pillows of man Eth

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Speaker 2: on three four eight three. You can send us a

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Speaker 2: message or you can give us a call on eight hundred.

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Speaker 1: Akay, it's funny because this is my last week. I've

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Speaker 1: stopped doing any prep for the show, so thank a surprise.

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Speaker 9: The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast, The Matt and Jerry

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Speaker 9: Show Podcast.

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Speaker 3: We've got a really big announcement.

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Speaker 4: I guess you just have to wrap the band aid off.

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Speaker 1: Did you pay for this unregistered guest last night called

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Speaker 1: the rather for Mass the mini, I had better get

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Speaker 4: Now we got to iro'm this junky.

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Speaker 3: This is an important one.

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Speaker 4: Do you trim your downstairs? Start discuss? I tell you

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Speaker 4: what it's saying. It's quite s actual at the moment.

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Speaker 4: And he do you drink what I gave you?

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Speaker 1: A boy?

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Speaker 4: What's wrong with you? We're I start tonight. After ten

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Speaker 4: years on the Mat, Jerry brief the show, I'm leaving

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Speaker 4: the show.

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Speaker 1: Welcome along to day two of the met and Jerry

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Speaker 1: Victory lap. So that's last week here at radio. I

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Speaker 1: had a final day on Friday. Coming up this morning.

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Speaker 2: After eleven wonderful years, it's finally time to do the

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Speaker 2: four pillars of Matt hext in.

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Speaker 1: Your suggestions to three four A three. I think this

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Speaker 1: one here that's calm through his harsh. One pillar has

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Speaker 1: to be bringing our chat to the table with only

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Speaker 1: one YouTube videos worth of knowledge. Well you just did

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Speaker 1: that moments ago. It's moments ago. You you've watched one

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Speaker 1: sleep off the video and next thing you know, you're

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Speaker 1: an expert on sleep. No follow up questions of me.

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Speaker 1: Eight minutes worth of any given topic. Yeah, pist in

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Speaker 1: corporate boxes boy, they're really coming on thinking br This

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Speaker 1: one just simply says Leslie, it's not my name, and

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Speaker 1: there wasn't an unregistered guest. All right, Okay, there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of boats already coming for unregistered guests. Oh, we

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Speaker 1: got the great New Zealander Die Henwood on the show

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Speaker 1: after eight.

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Speaker 11: That's right, looking forward to chatting to him the Mat

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Speaker 11: and Jerry Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So this is the last week of the Met and

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Speaker 2: Jerry shirts. Tuesday, da Obviously we've got Wednesday, Thursday and

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Speaker 2: then big show on Friday.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: And today, because we always look for the four pillars

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Speaker 2: or something on a Tuesday, Today we're looking for the

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Speaker 2: four pillars of man Heath and I'm taking it.

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Speaker 1: This is the last four pillars you're ever doing because

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Speaker 1: I'm taking out an injunction, shut shutting down. Penis of

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Speaker 1: genius and the four pillars. You're taking it with you,

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Speaker 1: the penis of genius in the four pilists the newstalks.

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Speaker 1: He imagine doing Penis or Genius on newstalks.

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Speaker 3: He Be.

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Speaker 1: It's basically every day's Penis or Genius on newstalks. He Bee.

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Speaker 1: That's true. Actually, what about if I took a secret

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Speaker 1: head of steam Up Fridays over there. Oh they love that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So in the past, when to be fair, Paul Holmes

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Speaker 1: was running in the whole time he was there, he

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Speaker 1: was Yeah, there an alarm going off somewhere?

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Speaker 2: Am I imagining that arm's going So in the past

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Speaker 2: we have looked for the four pillars of chocolate bars

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Speaker 2: and they wear peanuts, slab Morrow, Perky Nana and crunchy

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Speaker 2: that perkyo.

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Speaker 4: Hasten a lot of controversy how.

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Speaker 3: It be get through?

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Speaker 2: I mean now a lot of There was a lot

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Speaker 2: of people who wanted the picnic I won't have I

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Speaker 2: won't have a bar of a picnic.

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Speaker 1: You won't have a bar of the picnic. You won't

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Speaker 1: have a pinckner about what I've done there. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: In May one we found the four pillars of New

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Speaker 2: Zealand novelty monuments, the Gore.

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Speaker 1: Trout, the yell and p statue, the Uhakuny carrot, and

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Speaker 1: the bra fence and codrona the gra fence. In March

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Speaker 1: last year we found the four pillars of biscuits, ginger

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Speaker 1: nut and zach absolutely toffee pile, one hundred disco Let's

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Speaker 1: hawd a deck get in there disco biscuit.

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Speaker 7: That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: So this morning we're looking for the four pillars of

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Speaker 2: Matt Heath. A lot of texts already coming in, Geez,

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Speaker 2: that are coming in thick and fast. Shameless book promotions.

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Speaker 1: Is this Texter bless bless blessed burping on air and

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Speaker 1: leaving the best show on radio, The Manadery Show for

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Speaker 1: Missionary z B. I want to call him question the

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Speaker 1: shameless book promotion because that stopped a while back. Now

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Speaker 1: I'm on shameless promotion of my substance at Manheath dot

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Speaker 1: substacks dot com, where I'm writing. It's scored a lifeless punishing.

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Speaker 1: It's very similar to my book, but it's stuff that

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Speaker 1: didn't make my book and ideas in that general are.

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Speaker 1: So I'm moved on from shameless book promuction shamelessly promoting

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Speaker 1: my book a lifeless punishing, to shamelessly promoting my substack

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Speaker 1: Mannheath dot substack dot com.

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Speaker 2: Shocker and Rewalker asking the I am a heoder and

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Speaker 2: brackets a woman of great manner if she trims her

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Speaker 2: downstairs born in the South, she's rolling my mouth Ross

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Speaker 2: Creek Reservoir.

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Speaker 1: Well that's pretty good that the Ross Creek Reservoir. I

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Speaker 1: peaked early, didn't I in the Ross Creek Reservoir, And

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Speaker 1: that's where I lost my virginity to eat it. So

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Speaker 1: that's one of my four pillars that was it was early,

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Speaker 1: not too early. Four pillars of manheath. Would it kill

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Speaker 1: you too? Yeah? Would it kill you guys to drop

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Speaker 1: bloody four pillars when I go four pilas of many

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Speaker 1: philosophy punishing here entering pants what are they? And then

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Speaker 1: poohs no, I think that means. I think it's philosophy

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Speaker 1: punishing parenting, philosophy punishing parenting pants poos because of their

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Speaker 1: time with the pants pants? Yeah, who can forget that

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Speaker 1: it was a one off pants more than once in

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Speaker 1: your life? I addressed that and what I thought was

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Speaker 1: the safety for the men Jury Show. Sad.

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Speaker 2: It was the first time that your dad, Professor Heap

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Speaker 2: ever listened to the podcast in that you remember the

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Speaker 2: first time, and your son, your fifty year old son's

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Speaker 2: talking about the fact that he's pooterish pants.

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Speaker 1: Wow, he probably thinks that's what we do it all

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Speaker 1: the time, and he wouldn't be far off the drive.

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Speaker 11: Then Mat and Jerry Show podcast for the last week

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Speaker 11: of Matt and Jerry shows.

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Speaker 1: Ever, unless look, one day we started the Mat and

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Speaker 1: Jerry show up again, you can do. Who knows you

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Speaker 1: could started up like an old lawnmar put the spark

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Speaker 1: parks back in. I don't know. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: well she'd start. Might take a while.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, willing for the four Pillars of Matt Heath this morning,

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Speaker 2: because we always looked for the four pillars on a Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: And seeing as it's your last week, it seems the

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Speaker 1: right thing to do. Here's a suggestion on three four

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Speaker 1: eight three four pillars of man Heath back of the

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Speaker 1: y Deja Voodoo Wounder, Great New Zealander's giving one and

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Speaker 1: taken from the other, isn't it? One pillar has to

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Speaker 1: be Matt's massive white on For Marcus Aurelius, I'll accept that.

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Speaker 1: I was watching the show Bones last night, you know

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Speaker 1: that show Bones, and I noticed one of the characters

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Speaker 1: looked exactly like Marchelusuralius. I turned to my partner, I say, look,

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Speaker 1: he looks like Marcus Aurelius. She goes shut up about Marcus,

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Speaker 1: as what do you shut up about?

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Speaker 15: You?

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Speaker 1: But he does. There's a character on Bones that looks

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Speaker 1: exactly like Marcus Rallius. Does Marc Australius run the Roman

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Speaker 1: his style, pushing it forward? Now he's got curly? Does he?

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Speaker 1: He had curly?

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Speaker 3: Here?

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Speaker 1: He had very curly? Here did Marc Australius. Matt's book.

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Speaker 1: I'm halfway through reading it, very strong pillar, if I

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Speaker 1: can say so, I'm going to miss you met? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Is that a pillar? Or is that just someone saying that? Well,

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Speaker 1: people can put something nice in their own like this

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Speaker 1: person goggly eyes behind a cheap heir of pedophile glasses. Jesus,

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Speaker 1: and thanks mate, thank you. I wouldn't expep anything less.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Four pillars of heath, turning a one into a loss,

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Speaker 2: deep intellect hidden by the ridiculous. Nothing in moderation, good sort, God,

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Speaker 2: nothing in moderation.

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Speaker 1: How true is that? I've never met someone less moderate

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Speaker 1: all my life? You met that person? So right?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, every year there's something. Every year there's

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Speaker 2: a new obsession, there's.

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Speaker 1: A new something that you're doing to an extreme, and

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Speaker 1: then by the end of the year you can't stand

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Speaker 1: that thing. You never do that thing ever again. I

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Speaker 1: normally can't stand something one day into it euthanising a

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Speaker 1: cat with a shovel. That's harsh. I euthanised one cat

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Speaker 1: with a shovel. You can't can't be one of the

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Speaker 1: four pillars. I don't know, are you one? Girl? And actually,

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Speaker 1: to be fair, it didn't kill it. It didn't kill it,

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Speaker 1: so it didn't. Actually I maimed a cat with a

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Speaker 1: shovel trying to put it out of its misery, and

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Speaker 1: only made its misery worse. You know, how is that

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Speaker 1: cat now that kat can put down? You know the story.

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Speaker 1: I came across the cat that had been hit by

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Speaker 1: a car. It's I was hanging out. A group of

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Speaker 1: about five useless dudes came out of it our yards

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Speaker 1: to stand around it. Someone said someone needs to put

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Speaker 1: it out of its misery. And then someone comes back

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Speaker 1: with a shovel, hands it to me. I try and

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Speaker 1: take the cat's head off. Cat jumps up and runs away.

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Speaker 1: Someone pulls up and says, I bet I'll be hearing

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Speaker 1: this punishing chat on the radio on Monday. Then the

655
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Speaker 1: mother my children pulls up and goes take it to

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Speaker 1: the vet. Idiot, stop trying to kill it with a shovel.

657
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Speaker 1: I take it to the vet. The vet goes. I'm sorry,

658
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Speaker 1: we can't save if your cat, You're have to put

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Speaker 1: it down anyway, Dear, I was trying to do the

660
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Speaker 1: right thing and I ended up doing the wrong thing.

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Speaker 1: But it's not a pillar of me. Don't don't share

662
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Speaker 1: that story on news talks a b right. A lot

663
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Speaker 1: of cat lovers out there trying to help the cat.

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Speaker 1: I did it as a cat lover. Sure, you did

665
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Speaker 1: the worst thing you could have ever done.

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Speaker 9: It's why I was hanging out the Mat and Jerry

667
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Speaker 9: Show podcast this morning.

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Speaker 2: We're looking for the four pillars of Matt Heath because

669
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Speaker 2: this is the last week of the Matt and Jerry Show.

670
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Speaker 1: Friday is going to be our last show.

671
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Thursday morning, we're doing the show live from a

672
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Speaker 2: hot spring spa and christ Church.

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Speaker 1: That seems like a crazy thing to do for our

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Speaker 1: second last show. I think it was organized well before

675
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Speaker 1: we knew that you were not going to be doing

676
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 1: the show anymore. So well thanks, Jerry. Hey, look, I

677
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Speaker 1: didn't know what sounds like something you'lable going to because

678
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Speaker 1: do you think like an organizers to go and do

679
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Speaker 1: a show from christ Church? Did you mentione me doing

680
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Speaker 1: the Edmond I'm easy options. Well, so it's not going

681
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Speaker 1: to be to get that one. Gee, that's the last

682
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Speaker 1: thing I would have done. I like this four pillars

683
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Speaker 1: better than the one that said I had pedophil glasses

684
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Speaker 1: and googly eyes. I like this one here, Matt's four

685
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Speaker 1: pillars colon the dog has three sons, Barry, Charlie and Mash. Yeah,

686
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Speaker 1: it's a nice one. I agree with that one. That's

687
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Speaker 1: my four pillars. What about running a full head of

688
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Speaker 1: steam in the studio? Oh, I've suddenly done all. I've

689
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Speaker 1: certainly done that a number of times.

690
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Speaker 2: Steamed at the morning side tavern wearing his sunglasses inside.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that one, okay, Well, can I just just because

692
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Speaker 1: I get a lot of hassle for this. My sunglasses

693
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Speaker 1: a prescription, and if I go to the house with

694
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Speaker 1: my other glasses, I sometimes have to wear sunglasses insider

695
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Speaker 1: us I can't see them in you.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I was thinking about this the other day, and

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Speaker 2: is it time to get those glasses that go dark

698
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Speaker 2: when you're outside?

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Speaker 1: Can you get those or not? Well? I always just

700
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Speaker 1: thought they were humiliating, and people that had them were

701
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Speaker 1: off and mass teachers that were fiddling with kids. But totally,

702
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Speaker 1: but now you're thinking about it. No, because someone's telling

703
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Speaker 1: me the technology is much better now, so they immediately

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Speaker 1: turn into sunglasses when you go out state from fiddling

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Speaker 1: with kids now. But also, I've just been reading recently

706
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Speaker 1: that it's quite good to get real sunlight on your

707
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Speaker 1: eyes in the day. So all the swearing of the

708
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Speaker 1: sunglasses all the time isn't necessarily a great thing, right,

709
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Speaker 1: because we're actually evolved to get the sun all over

710
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Speaker 1: us and in our eyes. Is that what happened to

711
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Speaker 1: Thane Kirby. I was walking up mount Ed and you,

712
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Speaker 1: so I was punishing, punishing Tracy with this chat about

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Speaker 1: how you shouldn't wear sunglasses because I was punishing people

714
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Speaker 1: things then and you need to get your son on

715
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Speaker 1: your body. And then I realized you should probably actually

716
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Speaker 1: go for walks in the nude, because then you get

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Speaker 1: sun all over your body. Right, Oh yeah yeah, noiceing

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Speaker 1: glasses no nothing? Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, actually, interestingly, you're in Amsterdam recently, there's a park

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Speaker 2: where you just wander around.

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Speaker 1: Note really yeah, oh yeah, a lot of hotties in

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Speaker 1: that part.

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Speaker 2: More the mesticer vibe coming up after seven point thirty

724
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Speaker 2: more of this crap mat and Jerry Show radioheading.

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Speaker 4: It's not you and Jermy.

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Speaker 12: Say Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Cherry Show.

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Speaker 1: It's seven thirty times for your radio Hedache news headlines

728
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Speaker 1: with Jeremy Wells. People will soon be saying goodbye to

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Speaker 1: In New Zealand's direct flight between Wellington and Vicargo. Oh

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Speaker 1: it's not canning the guts for the South.

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Speaker 2: With its last service in mid January, domestic demand has reduced.

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Speaker 2: What happens if all of a sudden domestic demand and

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Speaker 2: increases before now in mid January?

734
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Speaker 1: What about old what's his name's airport that he spent

735
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Speaker 1: so much money on the shatters shatters shadbolt, shadbolt. He

736
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Speaker 1: was running a field of dreams Wainswell two type thing.

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Speaker 1: If you build it, they will come with the International

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Speaker 1: Airport and of Cagle, beautiful airport, beautiful airport, beautiful runway.

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Speaker 1: And now they're not even flying direct from from Welly.

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Speaker 1: Thank god for shadows in that bloody runway that time

741
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Speaker 1: that we flew into Himvercargo. Do you remember that one?

742
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,919
Speaker 1: Got the most horrific flight you've ever been on your life.

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Speaker 1: Although we were landing in such a head wind, I

744
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Speaker 1: think we only used about two meters of it. We did.

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Speaker 2: We pulled up so fast. I've never pulled up so quickly.

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Speaker 2: We were hardly moving by the time because we land

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Speaker 2: into the wind. By the time we landed, we went

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Speaker 2: fifteen to twenty meters. The flight just perplanes stopped. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we were sitting over Gore for about an hour, not moving. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was Captain Scott Buttery. If it hadn't been Captain

751
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Speaker 2: Scott Buttery on the stack, then we had been in

752
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Speaker 2: all kinds of trouble. Well, it was Butteries. It was

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Speaker 2: Butteri's made in flight. Do you remember We found that

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Speaker 2: out the next day. The pilot said, that was my

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Speaker 2: first flight in that plane, and I was crapping myself.

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Speaker 1: Duneeding turn Vicago. It was. It was a long ass flight,

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Speaker 1: two hour, used all the fuel, took two hours into

758
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Speaker 1: a stiff south easterly rammed it in like a tent pig.

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Speaker 1: A man in Austria has reportedly amputated his own penis

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Speaker 1: with an axe after a fifty dose of magic mushrooms. Okay,

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Speaker 1: doctors were able to reattach to the organ, which he'd

762
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Speaker 1: put in a jar with snow within a few months

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Speaker 1: of surgery here regained a rectil and urinary functions. That's

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Speaker 1: that's a happy story. I don't know why we needed

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Speaker 1: to hear it at all, but it's good that it's

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Speaker 1: got a happy ending there. I mean, you've just been

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Speaker 1: sort of up near Austria. Yes, I was right on

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Speaker 1: the border there. Yeah. I didn't see anything about this.

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Speaker 1: You didn't see anyone on magic mushrooms running around with

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Speaker 1: an axe? Nope, nothing, nothing like that. Neat there's no

771
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Speaker 1: need to cut your own downstairs off with an axe.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So weird thing to do on magic mushrooms, just

773
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Speaker 2: silly and Melbourne prop Nelson a sour for for Solemn

774
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Speaker 2: and will sit out Sunday's NRL Grand finally against Penrith.

775
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Speaker 2: The Kiwis International headed to the judiciary last night attempted

776
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Speaker 2: to downgrade has Hit on Roosters prop Lindsay Collins and

777
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Speaker 2: Friday's preliminary final. His lawyer's argument lasted just fifteen minutes

778
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Speaker 2: before the appeal was thrown out.

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Speaker 1: Boy, that was quick into the game, wasn't it a

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Speaker 1: sofa Solomona? Just that shoulder right up into the head.

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Speaker 1: Was that the actual shot? Where the where did did

782
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Speaker 1: Lindsay Collins play the ball the wrong way? I think

783
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Speaker 1: he was so so he was he got so hard

784
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Speaker 1: that he went to play the ball when he was

785
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Speaker 1: facing the wrong way. It's never a good sign. And

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Speaker 1: you know players, they don't want to be sent off

787
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Speaker 1: for the concussion test or the concussion sit down, so

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Speaker 1: they try and act like they're okay. Yeah, they're trying

789
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Speaker 1: to stood up and they're like looking around like I'm okay,

790
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Speaker 1: I haven't had a terrible concussion. But when you play

791
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Speaker 1: the ball the wrong way, that it really.

792
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Speaker 2: Do you then do the HIA or do they go

793
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 2: he tried to play the ball the wrong way, that's enough?

794
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Speaker 2: Do you still bother with the HIA in that situation?

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Speaker 1: They did? They did that.

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Speaker 2: They came out and it looked at them he was

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Speaker 2: liter I reckon, if you run back into the and

798
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Speaker 2: to the wrong defensive line, or you get up and

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Speaker 2: start walking the other way, I think that's enough. I

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Speaker 2: don't think you need to then work out whether you

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Speaker 2: can count backwards from one hundred and fifty.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of an interesting thing because the team that's

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Speaker 1: the victim gets punished as well, don't they. Because Lindsay

804
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Speaker 1: Collins has to go off. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, it

805
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,439
Speaker 1: was an aggressive start to the game. You got to say,

806
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Speaker 1: by the key, we.

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Speaker 2: Solom owner something that needs to be addressed from the

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Speaker 2: past here on the mantin Jerry Shaw, Oh Jesus. One

809
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 2: of the many mere culpas that are occurring this week.

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00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 2: This one involves the former Prime Minister of New Zealand

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Speaker 2: in a question around feeding chickens. Oh no, we're not

812
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 2: going to play that away.

813
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Speaker 9: We are the Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So this is the last week of the Matt and

815
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Speaker 2: Jerry Show. The last show is on Friday. Whoo, Matt's

816
00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 2: heading two news talks. He'd be in the afternoons to replays.

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Speaker 2: Simon Barnett, that's it's some bonnet.

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Speaker 1: A lot of people call them Simon Barnett. It's not

819
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Speaker 1: Simon Bunett. No, it's not, but a lot but a

820
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: lot of people will pronounce my name is mart Half,

821
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Speaker 1: but it's actually Matt Heat. That's it's going to be

822
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Speaker 1: Matt Heat afternoons. They're are news to its the'd be

823
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: I'm sure some controversial hot takes going on. Guiding you

824
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Speaker 1: through to the Heather Duplas Ellen Show. At five o'clock.

825
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: So the Mad and Jerry Show. Back in the day,

826
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Speaker 1: we used to have a segment called thank you for

827
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Speaker 1: Your Honesty, which was a set of eleven questions. Was

828
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Speaker 1: it yeah, yeah, this was your idea. You said, let's

829
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Speaker 1: ask a set of eleven shocking questions of everyone that

830
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Speaker 1: comes in. It was interesting because before some of the

831
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Speaker 1: big ones, you'd have some of the next day, like

832
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Speaker 1: Paul McCartney, when you were going to ask these questions,

833
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: and it would add an extra edge to the interview

834
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Speaker 1: because you knew not only were you going to have

835
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Speaker 1: the conversation, you were gonna then have to really put

836
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Speaker 1: them on the spot. And then people would started turning

837
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Speaker 1: down interviews with us because they didn't want to be

838
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,279
Speaker 1: asked if they did Wes in the show.

839
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Speaker 2: They did, they did stop turning. They started turning down interviews,

840
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 2: and then we went, you know what this is, We've

841
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 2: got to ditch this because it's causing us some issues.

842
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Speaker 1: But it was enlightening.

843
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 2: And so the people who we asked the questions who

844
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 2: could only answer yes or no. They couldn't pass, they

845
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 2: couldn't say maybe, and they were they were a basic

846
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Speaker 2: set of questions. Unfortunately, One of the people who were

847
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Speaker 2: interviewing one day was the Prime Minister John Key.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And one of the questions in particular was it

849
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Speaker 1: was just a little bit spicy.

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Speaker 2: Actually there were two particularly spicy ones, but there was

851
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Speaker 2: one at the end that was really spicy.

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Speaker 8: Well, I've got the entire audio from the thank if

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Speaker 8: you're honesty with John Key? From what many moons ago?

854
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Speaker 8: Should we ever listen back to it and just have

855
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Speaker 8: a bit of a reflection afterwards and maybe just remove

856
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Speaker 8: ourselves from it?

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Speaker 1: Is it a plan? Okay, okay, all right, okay, let's

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Speaker 1: crack this up.

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Speaker 5: Prime Minister John Key. Have you been drunk, tipsy or

860
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Speaker 5: twange it in the past month?

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Speaker 1: Good question?

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Speaker 10: No.

863
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Speaker 5: Have you ever killed an animal bigger than an insect?

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Speaker 1: These are easy?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Have you passed a man?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 1: Was the virgin Mary really a virgin?

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Speaker 8: In it?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 5: Promise John Kid, this is an important one. Do you

872
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Speaker 5: trim your downstairs No?

873
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Speaker 1: Have you ever done whees in the shower?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

875
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: Have you ever stolen anything? Yes? Have you ever sent

876
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Speaker 1: a dick peck?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 1: Is Wendy Petrie sexy?

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Speaker 18: Mm hmmm, yes, because otherwise you might be mortally offended.

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Speaker 1: If I say no, that's not.

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Speaker 3: Ye.

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Speaker 2: Yes, all right, okay, Prime Minister. Have you feed the

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Speaker 2: chickens in the last month? Jesus, that's important. Like I've

884
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Speaker 2: got to take the fifth I can't. I'm sorry, I promise.

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Speaker 1: I have to push you on this. I have to

886
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Speaker 1: push it. Yes, yes, being sued by my wife, Yes, well, okay,

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Speaker 1: give me.

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00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 2: If it was yes, it would definitely be with my

889
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Speaker 2: like this, I'm sir John Key, thank you for your honesty.

890
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Speaker 1: Thank you very much.

891
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Speaker 2: I can't believe we are the prim whether he has

892
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Speaker 2: feed the chickens, I can't believe you asked them there.

893
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Speaker 2: And if you're wondering what feed the chickens are, just

894
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Speaker 2: make the Okay, I reckon, that's one hundred percent, you know.

895
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Speaker 2: I look, I'm not proud of a lot of the

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Speaker 2: things that we've done.

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Speaker 10: I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I'm not.

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Speaker 2: I'm not proud of a lot of things have done

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Speaker 2: the show. I'm embarrassed and deeply embarrassed. But I got

901
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Speaker 2: to say, I reckon, that's a world first. I don't

902
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Speaker 2: think anyone's ever asked the leader of their country before

903
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Speaker 2: whether or not they've masturbated. The last night, it.

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Speaker 1: Made global news. It was it was the questions asked

905
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Speaker 1: in parliament there was. It was big news in Australia

906
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Speaker 1: and it made made the Tellyan you.

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Speaker 18: Is hobbits Australia, they're prime Minister. John Key appeared on

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Speaker 18: a radio show and was asked to take part in

909
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Speaker 18: one of their regular segments where a guest has to

910
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Speaker 18: honestly answer ten yes or no questions. And if you're

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Speaker 18: thinking they might have gone easy on him, they did not.

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Speaker 1: Was the Virgin Mary really a virgin?

913
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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 5: From this junkid. This is an important one. Do you

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Speaker 5: trim your downstairs?

916
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Speaker 15: No?

917
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Speaker 1: Have you ever done wheez in the shower?

918
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Speaker 3: Yes?

919
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,240
Speaker 5: Have you ever stolen anything?

920
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Speaker 3: Yes?

921
00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: Have you ever sent a deck peckt No?

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Speaker 4: I don't know what.

923
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Speaker 15: I love the monks.

924
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Speaker 18: There the fact he felt qualified to weigh in on

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Speaker 18: the Virgin Mary.

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Speaker 1: In fact he confessed to theft and shower.

927
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Speaker 18: Your nation, or his admission that he does not trim

928
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Speaker 18: his pubic hair. This is the single greatest political interview

929
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Speaker 18: of all time.

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Speaker 1: But weirdly enough, John Oliver didn't understand the magnitude of

931
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Speaker 1: the final question. He didn't understand because the feeding the

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Speaker 1: chickens was by far the most controversial question. And I

933
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Speaker 1: just watched an interview with John Campbell the night before

934
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Speaker 1: where he was talking to John Keeney. Keept was saying,

935
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Speaker 1: I have to push you on this. I have to

936
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Speaker 1: push you on this. So that's why I kept saying,

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Speaker 1: I have to push you on this, Prime Minister. It's like, no,

938
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Speaker 1: you don't like what I have to push them on.

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Speaker 1: Whether he feeds he's feed the chickens in the last

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Speaker 1: he was a good sport. He was he was a

941
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Speaker 1: good sport. Yeah, I and he left in good spirits

942
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Speaker 1: and we had a good chat with them afterwards. He

943
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Speaker 1: told some good stories about Dmitri what's his name, the

944
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Speaker 1: the the Russian the guy that was in charge of

945
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Speaker 1: Russia under Putin at the time, Medvedev. Medvedev, that's right,

946
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Speaker 1: And yeah, we had a good chance. And then and

947
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Speaker 1: then it kind of blew up in his face, which

948
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Speaker 1: was I felt a little bit bad about because he

949
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Speaker 1: he came with an open heart and then and then

950
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Speaker 1: he and he answered the questions and then he got

951
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Speaker 1: really pillarid. Yeah he did. And then I think then

952
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: he then he realized then he hated us. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think there was questions over whether he would open

954
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 2: the building here he was of that and I remember,

955
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Speaker 2: I remember because we had just come off a flight

956
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 2: back from London, you and I and we had to

957
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Speaker 2: come along to the opening of this building and John

958
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 2: Key was here, and so he was cutting the seat

959
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Speaker 2: and that stuff taking the building, and I remember you

960
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 2: and me standing at the quarter and he sort of

961
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Speaker 2: gave us a bit of a look like he dicks.

962
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can kind of understand that. And the CEO

963
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Speaker 1: at the time said, you've made this very difficult for us.

964
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Speaker 1: We kind of blindsided him. We did, actually see that's

965
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Speaker 1: actually got your journalism from you. Jeremy. Yeah, I blame

966
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 1: you for asking that the chickens question. Oh I think

967
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Speaker 1: it was me that asked it. Yeah, I blame you

968
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Speaker 1: for asking the question that you asked. It was revealing, though,

969
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,640
Speaker 1: I mean, he look like like any ordinary person. He

970
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: does where he's in the shower, he's stolen something and

971
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: he never sent a dick pack. That's a generational thing, though,

972
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 1: isn't it. And he feeds the chickens only when his

973
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Speaker 1: wife's around. Shocking this on you, Jerry, I don't know

974
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: what this is in my last week, okay, all right,

975
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: all right, then Matt and Jerry Show podcast coming up

976
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 1: after eight o'clock, we'll get stuck back into the four

977
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 1: Pillars of Matt Heath because this is the final week

978
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: of the Matt and Jerry Show. So a comedian die

979
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Speaker 1: head who joins us on.

980
00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 3: The show New Zealander.

981
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: Yep, he's got a new series out. He posted a

982
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 1: message on social media while he was asked to, probably,

983
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: but it was very lovely what he said about now.

984
00:46:10,719 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 1: I found that quite affecting. A lovely guy, I die

985
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: he is.

986
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 2: Yes, and we'll play that message a little later on

987
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,919
Speaker 2: on the show. This is the mattin Jerry Show Radio

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00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,720
Speaker 2: had Well, let's start Matt.

989
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:25,440
Speaker 1: And Jerry read hoacky.

990
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 4: Weekday mornings from six until night.

991
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Speaker 9: Mason Jerry, The Matt and Jerry Show Podcast, The Mart

992
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 9: and Jerry Show Podcast.

993
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 3: I've got a really big announcement.

994
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 4: I guess you just have to wrap the band aid off.

995
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,720
Speaker 1: Did you pay for this unregistered gift last.

996
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 4: Night and called it rather for the master of the minting?

997
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 4: I had better get home or a supial bi cold.

998
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 3: Yep, now we got it.

999
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 4: I'm just junky.

1000
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,759
Speaker 3: This is an important one.

1001
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 4: Do you trim your downstairs.

1002
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 2: Start discuss you gotta tell you what it's it's quite

1003
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 2: spiritual at the moment, and you drink what I gave you?

1004
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 4: Boy, what's wrong with you?

1005
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,480
Speaker 1: Would I start the night?

1006
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,239
Speaker 4: After ten years on the Man.

1007
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:19,280
Speaker 6: Jerry brief the show, I'm leaving the showy.

1008
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: This is the final week of the Man in Jerry Show.

1009
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:27,359
Speaker 1: This is the victory laps neutral, first victory lap than

1010
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: anyone's ever done, a neutral, just riving the engine going nowhere.

1011
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: We haven't even left the start line. Ruder's trying to

1012
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 1: push us around on the start line. Thank god, most

1013
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: of us downhill. No, I've even a great time. And

1014
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: thank you for all your lovely messages that are coming

1015
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 1: through on three four eight three and the talkback function

1016
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 1: of the iHeart Radio app. People saying lovely stuff, some

1017
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: people saying horrible stuff. To be fair, I deserve that

1018
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 1: as well as to be expected. Moby's going to change

1019
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,280
Speaker 1: your report. You say yes starts, you mean to continue.

1020
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: So every Tuesday it for the four pillars of something

1021
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 1: that we've been doing on a Matt and Jerry show

1022
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: probably for about five years now. And this morning last

1023
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 1: week was I said before because I'm taking all my

1024
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 1: features with me. So the last ever four p three.

1025
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: So as part of the four pillars, we're looking for

1026
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: the four pillars of Matt Heath. You can text in

1027
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: your suggestions on three for eight three. You could send

1028
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 1: us a talkback message on your iHeartRadio AP. We can

1029
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 1: give us a call eight hundred Hardechy. Always good to

1030
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: hear from you.

1031
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 11: Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast this morning, we're looking

1032
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 11: for the four pillars of mad Heath, which is a

1033
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 11: good opportunity for you to address some issues actually which

1034
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 11: can be raised by textas on three for eight three.

1035
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 2: Can give us a call I eight hundred hedeche or

1036
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 2: you could send us a talkback message via the iHeart

1037
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 2: Radio app. I mean this one here for example, that's

1038
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 2: just come in on three for it three always looking hungover.

1039
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: I would accept that. I would accept that one of

1040
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,080
Speaker 1: the four pillars. I mean as I do run a

1041
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: bit of a scruffy vibe.

1042
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 2: Do you know since we've been working together eleven years,

1043
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 2: we've been doing the show together, and I got to say,

1044
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 2: when we first started to in the show eleven years ago,

1045
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 2: you were hungover a lot, you were, and then over time.

1046
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cut back a lot. Yeah you know, yeah, yeah,

1047
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: like heaps. Yeah, and you too, because when you started

1048
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 1: doing seven sharp, then you're you really truncated your partying.

1049
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: But you used to wrap it up lady, Well boy,

1050
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 1: it wasn't possible. I didn't. It wasn't possible to do

1051
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: what I was doing and still continue to do a

1052
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 1: couple of jobs. It's impossible. Yeah, something again. And if

1053
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: you don't have a partner in crime and that kind

1054
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: of thing, then you know, like then you're really letting

1055
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Speaker 1: the team down. It's fine for two people to let

1056
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Speaker 1: the team down. It's fine if the team lets the

1057
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: team down, Yeah, totally. But if one of the team

1058
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Speaker 1: is letting the team down, then that's a different thing.

1059
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: So when it was both of us letting the team down,

1060
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Speaker 1: I was willing to let the team down. But when

1061
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 1: there was just that crossover period, it was just me

1062
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Speaker 1: letting the team down. And then that's when I had

1063
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Speaker 1: to sort of not wrap it up so much. On

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Speaker 1: a Wednesday and Thursday night.

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Speaker 2: Your safety and numbers in that situation. I mean, that

1066
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Speaker 2: was like the recent trip across to the Munich Beer Festival,

1067
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Speaker 2: and I mean, when you've got a sec here glay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, big party animal Joe Jury Jesus can he drink

1069
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Speaker 1: and mini sture? Holy moly, there's no there's no break,

1070
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Speaker 1: there's no hambrake, there's no there's no break at all.

1071
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Speaker 1: There's no hambreak at all, or break or there's just

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Speaker 1: there's just a whole lot of very very heavy feet

1073
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Speaker 1: that's right on the accelerator foot to the floor. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to read my feelings on

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Speaker 1: that and the fomo experience by not be invited on

1076
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Speaker 1: that trip despite being on the on the posters, you

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Speaker 1: can go to Matteath dot substat dot com.

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Speaker 2: Interesting you say that, because that's one of the pillars

1079
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Speaker 2: here is shame of self promotion. This seems to be

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Speaker 2: coming in very very strongly.

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Speaker 1: How dare you accuse me of shameless self promotion? I

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Speaker 1: actually might write an article at matteath dot substat dot

1083
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Speaker 1: com about being sick of being accused of shameless self promotion.

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Speaker 2: Shocker and rewakerses this Texter drink what I give you boy?

1085
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Speaker 2: Unregistered guests and bliss blues blizz.

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00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: What a pillar has to be? The photo of Matt

1087
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 1: steamed in the social media testicle where's the where's the photo?

1088
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: Have you steamed in the social media testicle. There's a

1089
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 1: lot of photos out there.

1090
00:51:14,800 --> 00:51:18,520
Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot of photos, and I thought this

1091
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 2: week I will run one photo a day of you asleep.

1092
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 1: I saw that you ran one last night. Yeah, I'm

1093
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 1: going to run another one today. I would say that

1094
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: one of my pillars would be being asleep, because I

1095
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: think one of my strengths is being able to sleep

1096
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 1: anywhere in the world at any time. It's interesting we

1097
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 1: haven't had a single text we came through about you

1098
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,040
Speaker 1: being asleep because you're always awake on the show. Well,

1099
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 1: sometimes I have been asleep on the show. That's right,

1100
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,680
Speaker 1: you fell asleep that time. I can sleep through an

1101
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: air brake and then wake up again and come in

1102
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,400
Speaker 1: fresh and deliver quality content.

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00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 2: There was a time there was a break and I

1104
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 2: remember that was that was the time when you I

1105
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 2: came in and you were asleep under the disk. I

1106
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 2: think you've been to the Prince concert the night before

1107
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 2: and you were asleep under the desk.

1108
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: And I came in and you were good to go,

1109
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: like you had.

1110
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 2: You had a great show. You're very chatty, you know,

1111
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 2: tackling all the issues of the day. And then I

1112
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 2: said something to you at one stage and I looked across,

1113
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 2: and you know, you're always you'll always come back with something.

1114
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,800
Speaker 2: And I looked across at one stage and you said nothing,

1115
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 2: and it just looked like you were texting or something,

1116
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 2: and I thought, oh, you're texting me break that's weird.

1117
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 2: And then I realized that you were actually asleep.

1118
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:31,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's literally asleep on the job. That's impressive. This

1119
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: is a good one here, one pillar of myself, man

1120
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: Heath getting offended by how much people get offended by stuff.

1121
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: That's true. If someone gets offended by something, I get

1122
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: very angry and offended, which is ironic. You've got to say,

1123
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: how do you like this one? Four pillars of L. M.

1124
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 1: Heath Sterling Knits.

1125
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 2: Stealing his dad's car, dag would appreciation facting wounder.

1126
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: I took nets to the small town of Sterling once.

1127
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 1: It's not a pillar of my life. They've been there

1128
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: ever since. It was my big city, long flowing locks

1129
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: that were the problems you were climatized. Nits to Sterling

1130
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: pressive and Matt.

1131
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 11: And Jerry Show podcast the last week of The Mount

1132
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 11: and Jerry Show, and a good opportunity to answer some

1133
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 11: allegations and including this one here which has just come

1134
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 11: in on three for three, which has been suggested as

1135
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 11: one of the four pillars of matt Heath.

1136
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: Dommy and the Ross Creek Reservoir. Come on, Dommy and

1137
00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:30,320
Speaker 1: the how could you do that?

1138
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 2: Because that Ross Creek Reservoir, you know that that up

1139
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,280
Speaker 2: that feeds down into the water supply of Duneden.

1140
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,040
Speaker 1: This has been eleven years of you making up accusations

1141
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 1: and then saying them so many times that I start

1142
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 1: to believe they're true, and then you and then you

1143
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 1: judge me for them. And where did you put the Dommy,

1144
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 1: That's not the issue. I'm looking to your virginity on

1145
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: the banks of Ross Creek. Beautiful spot.

1146
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,439
Speaker 2: I've seen it. I've seen aerial photos of exactly the spot.

1147
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 2: You've pointed it out to me.

1148
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. The woodships aren't great. But anyway,

1149
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 1: and then what did you do with that's? That's by

1150
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:04,279
Speaker 1: the bye, mate. The thing is, I'm not going to

1151
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 1: be fine. You're looking at the four pillars of I'm

1152
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: not going to be defined by my first love making

1153
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:12,040
Speaker 1: hacks all those years ago. It's a long time ago.

1154
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 1: At Ross Creek Reservoir, the whole place has been re

1155
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 1: bloody landscape. Mate, beautiful spot though, whoever in Duned and

1156
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: make sure there's a bus that goes right up there

1157
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 1: the Ross Creek Reseroir. I think there's a little sign.

1158
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 2: Now, isn't saying that that's where you lost your virginity,

1159
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 2: Matt Heath. It's like one of those historic signs that

1160
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:27,759
Speaker 2: they put up.

1161
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,319
Speaker 1: Look at this, No, you I noticed that you cheery

1162
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 1: packed that those four pillars that have come through from

1163
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:38,359
Speaker 1: this agent twenty eight proud Highlanders supporter. This person says

1164
00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: after that born in the South chief role in his

1165
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:45,759
Speaker 1: mouth the Chakra and Rewalker. Okay, I mean the Chaka

1166
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:46,799
Speaker 1: and Rewalker. Yep.

1167
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,879
Speaker 2: Absolute Shock's funny because because when we did that live

1168
00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,840
Speaker 2: show at the Q Theater, you betrayed me by writing

1169
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 2: that for David on a bit of paper of what

1170
00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 2: you think happened at the Chakra Rewalker and a lot

1171
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:02,279
Speaker 2: of it's true, and you printed it. But we said

1172
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 2: to the people in attendance that this is just for you,

1173
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 2: and you gave an envelope to every single person in

1174
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 2: the audience with the print out of what the chokra

1175
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 2: and it hasn't leaked, it has not lenked no, have

1176
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:14,440
Speaker 2: you seen it anywhere?

1177
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:14,600
Speaker 4: No?

1178
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 1: But I have been handed it because I lost it

1179
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,400
Speaker 1: off my computer as a file. But I have been

1180
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,440
Speaker 1: handed a copy of it. And we will read the

1181
00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:27,120
Speaker 1: full effidavit of the Shaka and Rewalker on Friday on

1182
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 1: the last show. And I'm going to make you read it.

1183
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:31,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to make you read it live on you.

1184
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 1: You're going to do that. I'm going to force you

1185
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,440
Speaker 1: to do it. You think you think you can make

1186
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,359
Speaker 1: me do it by pain of death. This one's good

1187
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 1: and I really support this. Could we have the four

1188
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: pillars of matt Heath on a bit of chips? Oh

1189
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:46,719
Speaker 1: my god.

1190
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 2: So when we tried to find the four pillars of

1191
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 2: fish and chips, you were absolutely one committed to the

1192
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 2: idea that whatever we did, the chips couldn't be part

1193
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 2: of one of the four pillars of fish and chips.

1194
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 2: They couldn't part of it. Yeah, fish could be for

1195
00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 2: some reason, but chips was not allowed to me. And

1196
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 2: you wanted to put the four pillars of fish and

1197
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 2: chips on a bed of chips. Yeah, it went for days,

1198
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:10,359
Speaker 2: it did.

1199
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:12,399
Speaker 1: We hanged around it for days. I wouldn't back down.

1200
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 1: We lost tens of thousands of us because we did.

1201
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:17,960
Speaker 1: But in the end, we did find the four pillars

1202
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: of fish and chips, and we didn't put them on

1203
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: a bed of chips. This is a good one. Slipping

1204
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:26,880
Speaker 1: Marcus Aurelius or aktitis into any conversation. I will accept that.

1205
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 1: I will do that. Morning Lands, four pillars of man heath,

1206
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: you'll drink. Got to give you boy, pipping up a tilly,

1207
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:36,560
Speaker 1: pesting Kevin Reed, shoehorning, and Marcus Aurelius into a casual chat. Okay,

1208
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 1: that's seems to be coming up a lot.

1209
00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 2: Here's one of the pillars here, giving Dave Grael from

1210
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 2: the food fighters a romance rag.

1211
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 1: If only he'd used that romance rag instead of we

1212
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:50,640
Speaker 1: tried to save him. We tried to save his marriage

1213
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 1: over there in Sydney. We did. We gave him a

1214
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 1: romance rag. Were like, go for your life, mate, we'll

1215
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: launder it.

1216
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,439
Speaker 2: We offered him a free laundry service. I mean, that's

1217
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 2: a lot to offer a man. Yeah, and then what

1218
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 2: what happens?

1219
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 1: No, No, he goes. He's a tough tough dog to

1220
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,520
Speaker 1: keep on the porch. Shold Davy Grohl, isn't he?

1221
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 2: He certainly is keep those suggestions coming in three for

1222
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:12,280
Speaker 2: three oh eight hundred Hodechey.

1223
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 1: Or you can send us a message via the talkback

1224
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 1: function on your iheartradiot with four pillars of Matt Heath, Matt.

1225
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 9: Heath, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Cherry Shop.

1226
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:29,919
Speaker 1: About those mamas. Oh hang out with you. I remember them. Boy,

1227
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,680
Speaker 1: that was a big night. Are we on it? Yeah?

1228
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 7: We have the mis.

1229
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, time for the news. It's eight thirty one.

1230
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 2: New Zealanders are increasingly wanting health insurance when looking for

1231
00:57:43,280 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 2: new work. The Employers and Manufacturers Associations says it's an

1232
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 2: alternative when pay rises aren't.

1233
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 1: On the tape. Do we get health insurance here? No, No,

1234
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: we don't get anything. I'll tell you what if you're

1235
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 1: with Southern Cross like I am. This is going to

1236
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,680
Speaker 1: sound like an ad, so I might stop. But there's

1237
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 1: all these benefits if you go to the app that

1238
00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:01,200
Speaker 1: you don't know about the painful there's all these things

1239
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 1: you can get.

1240
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 7: What an extra TV or something like that, or like

1241
00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 7: modern health focused a new kettle, like like.

1242
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 1: A full body inspection.

1243
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,640
Speaker 7: Oh see that's quite nice up the Yeah.

1244
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: Really, if you're under that, I am you get a

1245
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: pair of glasses. I think you get glasses and stuff.

1246
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,640
Speaker 1: I know, I haven't really looked it.

1247
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 2: In New Zealand's direct flight Wellington, there we are two

1248
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 2: questions Bessie scratch the surface that should be in His

1249
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 2: Zealand's direct flight between Wellington and v Cargo is being

1250
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 2: scrapped with its last service in mid January. Upbreak leics

1251
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 2: demand and engine is shoes were behind the decision. What

1252
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:44,240
Speaker 2: do you mean engine is shoes? What's that got to

1253
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:46,160
Speaker 2: do with the flight between Wellington and Vicago?

1254
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 1: The engine? Why is that in Cargo's fault? Yeah? Another

1255
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 1: keck in the nuts for the South Mallet? How the

1256
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 1: keck in the nuts of the South as mean more, A.

1257
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 2: Huge test looms for the black fans to try and

1258
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 2: salvage their w X woman won fifteen one.

1259
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 1: I don't understand. How do you say that? Is it

1260
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 1: women's fifteen one? But why is it called w x

1261
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 1: V one? No women's ex Hang on a minute, because

1262
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 1: it's w sixteen. If it's x V one XV one

1263
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 1: and Roman numerals is sixteen, you're right, that's a good point,

1264
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,439
Speaker 1: Heny Mante. Maybe it's there's sixteen people on this there's

1265
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 1: sevens right, sixteen it's the seventh team.

1266
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,400
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm confused anyway, it's happening in Vancouver. Apparently New

1267
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 2: Zealand was stunned by Ireland twenty nine to twenty seven

1268
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 2: and a tense opener.

1269
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's that's that's the sevens team. What are you?

1270
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 7: Xv one? It's not sevens And the one that we're

1271
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:48,680
Speaker 7: reading even yeah, the one that we're reading here is

1272
00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 7: like a normal one, and then the other and everything

1273
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 7: else is a Roman numeral.

1274
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ruder saying it's World fifteen. Yeah, World fifteen. Why

1275
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 2: has it got a one?

1276
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 1: Then?

1277
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 2: If it's fifteen, ruder, Ruder, it's the first time they're

1278
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,600
Speaker 2: doing it. Okay, that's confusing us.

1279
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 1: On the first rugby world out there, Roman urals trying

1280
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 1: to be too clever.

1281
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 7: W x v one. Oh so the W is not

1282
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 7: even woman's it's World.

1283
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 1: Oh I got well that looks that's a fail. That's

1284
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:25,000
Speaker 1: actually a fail from you.

1285
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,320
Speaker 7: Fail was lost anyway, so it doesn't even matter. It's

1286
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 7: a fail.

1287
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,959
Speaker 1: That's a fail from you, not next. Die Hendrich joins

1288
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 1: us on the net and jewish maybe he can make

1289
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 1: some sense of it.

1290
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:36,440
Speaker 9: Thank god, The Matt and Jerry Show Podcast.

1291
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:41,320
Speaker 1: Welcome to the Met and Jury Show. Die to see you.

1292
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 15: Look, it is absolutely lovely to be here. And I mean,

1293
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 15: what on your final hurrah, your victory lap mad.

1294
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 1: Thank you with some neutral at the moment, but maybe

1295
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,040
Speaker 1: you can put some shove it in gear and we'll

1296
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 1: get get some speed guard on neutrals. Is the way

1297
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 1: to go?

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Speaker 2: Diemmer Before we get into you, before we get metaphorically,

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Speaker 2: can you answer, So we're just talking before about the

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Speaker 2: WXV one women's rugby that's going on in Vancouver at

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Speaker 2: the moment, there's do you know anything about how that works?

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Speaker 3: What it's called?

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Speaker 1: Is it the WXV one or is it the W

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Speaker 1: fifteen one or is it the what is it?

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Speaker 3: Look?

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Speaker 15: First of all, I think that if you need a

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Speaker 15: cheat sheet for the name of the event, you're distracting

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Speaker 15: from the quality of the event what's actually going on.

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Speaker 1: But I'd also say sexist from you, Jerry, not being

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Speaker 1: across the black fans.

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Speaker 2: I'm all across the black fans. I'm all across the

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Speaker 2: twenty nine to twenty seven loss and that tense opener

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Speaker 2: to Ireland and the WXV gap one. I think the

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Speaker 2: problem is they can it's got a gap. This person says,

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Speaker 2: World fifteen Vancouver one. You absolute helmets. The one is

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Speaker 2: for round one, Well how is I.

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Speaker 10: To know that?

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Speaker 15: Well, so then it will be w XV two for

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Speaker 15: round two and that's.

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Speaker 1: In Langley against the CIA.

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Speaker 2: The one relates to the fact there are three sections

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Speaker 2: of teams. This is a text that's come through and

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Speaker 2: the black Ferns are in section one.

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Speaker 1: Keeping number one. We're in the topic two.

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Speaker 15: Hey, you've got to give credit as a league fan.

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Speaker 15: Union really leans into the admin around things, and this

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01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 15: is a classic example. You know, you've got rules around

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Speaker 15: the naming of the event before we've even got to

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Speaker 15: the events.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're always talking about the officiating, aren't you? In

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Speaker 1: the in the administration of rugby union.

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Speaker 15: I thought we were meant to win against Ireland.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're supposed to smash them. Yeah. I think it's

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Speaker 1: a it's a mess, a mad upset.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well it was they were stunning that there was

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Speaker 2: something that that last little in the last moments of

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Speaker 2: the game. In the w x V one it's the

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Speaker 2: World fifteen Round one, okay, but the problem is you

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Speaker 2: can't have the one with the Roman numerals.

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Speaker 1: You're mixing your numerals. Yeah, yeah, it's confusing. Yeah you

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01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 1: need to put you need to have an eye in there.

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Speaker 15: Don't but then if you had an eye in there,

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Speaker 15: it would be sixteen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the problem. See somewhat they're not write one

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Speaker 1: like isn't it twenty three? Now?

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Speaker 15: You know what's the best thing about this is they

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Speaker 15: actually had a meeting about this. Yeah, I know, and

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Speaker 15: no one. The meeting obviously went pretty well and they

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Speaker 15: went no, no, everyone will get w XP one.

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Speaker 1: I reckon. They had meetings on meetings on meetings something.

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Speaker 1: This has been overthought.

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Speaker 15: Oh, they circled round. They came back to it to.

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Speaker 2: What's not been overthought is Live and Let Die, the

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Speaker 2: three part documentary on three now about you die?

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Speaker 15: He just let it all hang out. I actually had

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Speaker 15: started on air last night. I must say the man

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Speaker 15: behind the buttons over there, mash he has had a

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Speaker 15: little little would you a little partner?

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Speaker 10: It?

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Speaker 4: Did?

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Speaker 15: He?

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Speaker 1: He was in it.

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Speaker 15: I got a little bit of feedback said, who's that

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Speaker 15: little twine? But watching the league with you, you're looking

1365
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 15: very gorgeous. The lighting is good. Also, the Warriors are losing,

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01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:13,720
Speaker 15: so you're looking quite pensive as well. You're not just

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Speaker 15: your smiley self. You look like a model, right.

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Speaker 7: Thank you. You had a whole bunch of camera You

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Speaker 7: had a whole bunch of cameras following your course.

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Speaker 1: Can you follow technically be a twinke at six four whatever? Mess?

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Speaker 15: I think more of vibers, but I must say the

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Speaker 15: sort of outpouring that that's come out from it has

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Speaker 15: been amazing. And and a few patients and people are

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Speaker 15: dealing with pretty hard times have contacted me. And it's

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Speaker 15: quite weird because I've sort of been out there talking

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Speaker 15: about living and living with cancer, but then I've actually

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Speaker 15: just been making shows about cancer. So now it's time

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Speaker 15: to sort of sit back and stay living.

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Speaker 1: But what I'm going to say, you're looking You're looking healthy.

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Speaker 15: Thanks man. I've actually just come out of a chemo

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Speaker 15: round as as well, so I'm I'm stoked. I'm feeling

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Speaker 15: feeling pretty good and it's been awesome having I mean,

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Speaker 15: I've just told Dick Jokes made comedy for twenty years,

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Speaker 15: and it's awesome to have a show that I'm so

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01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 15: super proud of on many levels and something you can

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Speaker 15: sort of park up as.

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Speaker 1: A saying there's been previous shows you haven't been proud of.

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Speaker 1: I've loved them. I have been proud of them.

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Speaker 15: I'm sure you could attest it like those moments you go,

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Speaker 15: that's brilliant, but I'm not really.

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Speaker 3: Proud of it.

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Speaker 1: It's not stokely mom to see that one. So have

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Speaker 1: you had a camera crew following you around year for

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01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,960
Speaker 1: a year? All right? And where do you draw the

1395
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:49,520
Speaker 1: line in terms of what the camera crew can film

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Speaker 1: and what they can't film?

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Speaker 15: I didn't at all, really. I just let it all

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Speaker 15: from from doing chemo then sort of full use in

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Speaker 15: medical marijuana, through just letting it all in and letting

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Speaker 15: it all hang out, as I wanted people to really

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01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:09,360
Speaker 15: be demystified on what having cancers like really reflect the journey.

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01:06:09,560 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 15: And I'm just stoked the people, Justin and Dom who

1403
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:16,680
Speaker 15: I put all my faith and just tread it so beautifully.

1404
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:18,640
Speaker 15: And that's the best thing about working in a way

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01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,880
Speaker 15: with a good mate is.

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Speaker 2: It also offer a situation where a whole lot of

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01:06:22,880 --> 01:06:24,960
Speaker 2: people can see it and then not have to ask

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01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 2: you a whole lot of questions around it as well,

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01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:28,080
Speaker 2: So it doubles up network regard.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, it's it's a little it's a little form book

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Speaker 15: on me.

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01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:33,880
Speaker 1: You said, look, I'm not going to answer.

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01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:36,880
Speaker 15: Watch this and then give me some follow ups.

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01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:39,520
Speaker 1: You can't sit to download and the way you go.

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01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,080
Speaker 1: You can watch the first episode up at now and

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01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:46,439
Speaker 1: three now Live and let die three part documentary. Well done.

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01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:50,280
Speaker 1: Cheers to the end of the show. Yeah, why not?

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Speaker 1: All right, we're getting stuck back into the Four Pillars

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Speaker 1: of matt Heath.

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Speaker 2: After the break. You can text on three for three

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01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:00,920
Speaker 2: one hundred hard. You can send us a talk back

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01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,600
Speaker 2: message via the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 1: This is the Matt and Jerry Show.

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01:07:04,400 --> 01:07:07,680
Speaker 11: It's the best breadless charm Matten jeral.

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01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:14,840
Speaker 12: Farm six to Night, Matten Jerry Hodio.

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Speaker 4: Farm six to Night.

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01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 9: The Matt and Jerry Show Podcast.

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01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,360
Speaker 1: Really looking forward to that horrific story about that wedding.

1429
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:27,240
Speaker 1: That's an off the story. It is six minutes to night.

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01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 2: We've got Die Hendried with us in the studio for

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01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:31,680
Speaker 2: the next week while and we're looking for the four

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Speaker 2: Pillars of matt Heath.

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Speaker 1: This morning felt we're found the four Polos of matt Heath. Yeah, boy,

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01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 1: oh boy. It's been a bit of a sort of

1435
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:43,120
Speaker 1: roller coaster road for me reading these six what people

1436
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:44,560
Speaker 1: define me as across my life?

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01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 15: Is it emotional in a way and surprising because I

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01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,400
Speaker 15: imagine you know when you get other people to define you, Yeah,

1439
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:53,680
Speaker 15: as to what they you've projected out there and what

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01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:55,680
Speaker 15: they've taken, and it can be a bit of a shock.

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01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can, especially when a lot of it's focused

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01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:02,840
Speaker 1: around my first love mate it's a long long time ago. Yeah.

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01:08:02,880 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 1: Well there were, as I feel like I've done a

1444
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:07,200
Speaker 1: lot eight hundred and sixty four votes for the for

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01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:10,360
Speaker 1: the Shakra and re Walker as well, which is interesting. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't even remember that. No, no, all right.

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01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:16,000
Speaker 2: Here are the four pillars of Matt Heath has voted

1448
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:18,920
Speaker 2: by you this morning on three for three eight hundred

1449
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:21,080
Speaker 2: hedche and via the talkback function.

1450
01:08:20,960 --> 01:08:22,280
Speaker 1: On your iHeartRadio app.

1451
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:25,240
Speaker 5: Number one.

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01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 1: Drink what I give you boy? I probably only came

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01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,640
Speaker 1: in about four or five times after a couple and

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01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:36,040
Speaker 1: repeated you.

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01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaker 5: Drink good I give you boy, so you get it

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01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,840
Speaker 5: in your mind if you drink good, AH give you But.

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01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:46,280
Speaker 1: Which was an adaptation of a story that we heard

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01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:50,920
Speaker 1: from a black cap at a hotel in Napier. Yeah, okay, yep,

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01:08:51,080 --> 01:08:53,639
Speaker 1: which is also an officer, which is story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pillow number two unregistered guests and hotel rooms on

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Speaker 2: away trips.

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01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:03,759
Speaker 1: I mean, what that can't be one of the pillows

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Speaker 1: of me. Well, you know what happened at the Rutherford

1464
01:09:05,720 --> 01:09:08,519
Speaker 1: Hotel that time. What were you've accused me of a

1465
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:10,320
Speaker 1: lout of stuff? This is the stuff you've made up.

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01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:13,519
Speaker 2: You're out of a function with Glane. You returned back

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01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,599
Speaker 2: to the hotel room. You were broadcasting from that hotel

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Speaker 2: room the next morning.

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Speaker 1: It was a great event. Atually we were hosting the

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Speaker 1: Higher A Hobby Awards.

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Speaker 2: You were zooming in, and all of a sudden, while

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Speaker 2: you were zooming in mid break the shower tendon and

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01:09:26,760 --> 01:09:29,240
Speaker 2: I was like, who's showering? And you said, oh, I

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01:09:29,280 --> 01:09:32,080
Speaker 2: don't worry about that. And I said, well, who's showering there?

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01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:33,800
Speaker 2: And you said, don't worry about that. And I said

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Speaker 2: you're not sharing a room with Gelaine, are you? And

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Speaker 2: you said no, no, I'm not. I said, that's not

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Speaker 2: an unregistered guest. You're running there? Is it any chance?

1479
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:42,840
Speaker 1: And then you rang the reception of the hotel and said,

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Speaker 1: I think there's an unregistered guest. I think, well you

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01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:48,280
Speaker 1: in one room you got to pay for that. Well,

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01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:51,479
Speaker 1: I certainly have paid for it. They questioned you when

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01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 1: you've up a breakfast? Mind you?

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01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 15: Glane is the definition of Adam registered guest, to be honest.

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01:09:56,800 --> 01:10:03,840
Speaker 1: He's everywhere he goes put on number three insane yearly obsessions.

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Speaker 4: That's fair?

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01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:08,920
Speaker 1: What was this year? Hardcore twenty four? Hardcore twenty four?

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01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:10,320
Speaker 1: Going to the gym every day.

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Speaker 7: Since I've come along to the show. I think there

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Speaker 7: was a when I first started, you were running five

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Speaker 7: k day yep. And then there was spud None twenty one.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, that's right where you had no s buddies for

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01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:22,560
Speaker 8: an entire year and you moved on to was it

1494
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Speaker 8: no do twenty two two?

1495
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:26,080
Speaker 15: And there wasn't a yoga one in there?

1496
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:27,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, there might have been last year it

1497
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:31,799
Speaker 1: was twenty three. So do you do? You reckon?

1498
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,800
Speaker 15: You've got a net benefit out of any of these

1499
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,960
Speaker 15: that have that have lasted longer than the year.

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Speaker 1: I think I have with yoga definitely, and I still

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01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:43,479
Speaker 1: do a bit of that. I'm way more flexible than I.

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Speaker 15: Still furiously watching Adrian or New Jube Adrian, Oh lovely

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01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:48,280
Speaker 15: free ye?

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Speaker 2: What about spud none twenty one? I mean, how did

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01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:51,200
Speaker 2: that help you?

1506
01:10:51,439 --> 01:10:53,280
Speaker 1: Well, I shared it a lot. Not eating spuds for

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01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:55,760
Speaker 1: an entire year, that's for sure. But because I'm going

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Speaker 1: to the gym at the moment, I'm feverishly hungry. So

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Speaker 1: under the surface, I'm currently still dirty bulking. My son

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Speaker 1: he dirty bulks when he's which means, you know, but

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Speaker 1: he's seventeen, So he goes to the gym a lot

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Speaker 1: and eats terribly and still comes out with a ripped body,

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Speaker 1: Whereas I'm going to the gym a lot and I

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Speaker 1: just get feverishly hungry. So underneath, basically some pretty spongy

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01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:23,320
Speaker 1: operation and some man boobs has actually caught a solid

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01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:25,400
Speaker 1: sort of base under there. It's kind of like the

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Speaker 1: princess in the Pea situation.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, I did that situation. I was with a personal

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01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:32,160
Speaker 15: trainer and that, and then I was putting on weight

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Speaker 15: and not good bulked weight. And then he pulled out

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01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:39,519
Speaker 15: his bloody like calorie calculator and it turned out I

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01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:43,880
Speaker 15: was actually eating after the gym, yes, about forty percent

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Speaker 15: more calories than I was burning. So it would have

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Speaker 15: been better for me just not to go to the gym.

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Speaker 1: Well that's what I'm doing now. I come home from

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01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:52,000
Speaker 1: the gym and the fridge just screams at me, and

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01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:54,320
Speaker 1: I'm just straight in there, and I've got a sort

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01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,240
Speaker 1: of I feel virtuous because I've been to the gym,

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01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:59,559
Speaker 1: but ravenous because I've been stretching my muscles. And then

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Speaker 1: I just slam so many galleryes gems don't make your

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Speaker 1: thin No, it's the diet, mate, Yeah, yeah, pill, the

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Speaker 1: number four shoehorning, ancient philosophy, and the casual chats. I'll

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01:12:12,560 --> 01:12:15,120
Speaker 1: bring up Epictetus from time to time. There's gonna be

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01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:17,080
Speaker 1: a little bit of Marcus Aurelius floating around, but a

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01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:20,160
Speaker 1: Seneca here in the air. But a soak creates if

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Speaker 1: you're not careful, Are you going to keep running a

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Speaker 1: yearly obsessions when you're on news talk'db Yeah? Oh well,

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Speaker 1: because I don't actually do them as radio things. They're

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Speaker 1: not They're not radio things, mate, just because you tune

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Speaker 1: them into content.

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Speaker 15: What I've also enjoyed when it comes to the shoehorn,

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01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:38,680
Speaker 15: Matt as a musician interview with a bit of a

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01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:45,000
Speaker 15: deja voodoo shoehorn, and I'd love I'd love to see

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01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:47,400
Speaker 15: a lot more deja voodoo chat on ZB.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's inching. I got absolutely rien by Tom

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01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:52,200
Speaker 1: Harper who used to work here, because I talked to

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01:12:52,280 --> 01:12:53,920
Speaker 1: Joe Joe Little, who's you know.

1548
01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,400
Speaker 15: He's at Edgin, producer.

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01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:59,880
Speaker 1: Twenty billion streams last year and songs for Taylor Swift Law.

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01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:02,599
Speaker 1: He wrote young dumbman wrote, and I just punished him

1551
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:06,639
Speaker 1: on my writing process around today tomorrow, Timmary Tom Mubles,

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Speaker 1: could you ask him a buddy question about his music?

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01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:16,000
Speaker 1: Terrible band? Hello on Matteath. You've been listening to the

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Speaker 1: Matt and Jerry Radio Highlights podcast. Thanks for that. Right

1555
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:20,760
Speaker 1: now you can listen to our other one, the Daily

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01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:25,680
Speaker 1: Bespoke podcast, which you will absolutely love. Anyway, sit to download, like,

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Speaker 1: subscribe and review all those great things. It really helps

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Speaker 1: myself and Jerry Mash and Ruder. If you want to

1559
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Speaker 1: discuss anything raised in this pod, check out the Conclave,

1560
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:38,559
Speaker 1: a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group. And whilst I'm

1561
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 1: plugging things, I've got a weekly newsletter now, Matdheath dot

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Speaker 1: substack dot com, So why not go there and subscribe?

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Speaker 1: That would really really really get me excited if you

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Speaker 1: did that all right then anyway you seem busy Matt

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Speaker 1: dot substack dot com. All right, then give him a

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Speaker 1: taste of key we blessed, bless bless Okay, then alright,

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Speaker 1: then eight