1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,000 Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast Network. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,360 Speaker 2: It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a little bit of Pot. Welcome 3 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:09,840 Speaker 2: to a little bit of pot, and reminded that the 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:13,680 Speaker 2: Christmas Cocktail Special is coming. You've got until the thirty 5 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 2: first of October Halloween to submit your Christmas Cocktail special 6 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:20,440 Speaker 2: shout out is. We've got a form that you can 7 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 2: fill out online and then we'll read out all of 8 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:26,880 Speaker 2: these during our Christmas special. You'll be there four weeks 9 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:28,640 Speaker 2: and we have so much fun making these. 10 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:29,800 Speaker 3: I can't wait. 11 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, we always recorded mine. We have cocktails and always 12 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 2: have a lovely plantter and know the day in the 13 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 2: night normally descends into chaos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can 14 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,720 Speaker 2: find the link in our Instagram bio fvh zdem on 15 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:46,200 Speaker 2: Instagram or zidim online dot com and submit now. Please 16 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:47,400 Speaker 2: don't Dealey Deli. 17 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 4: No be swift about it now, Producer Shannon, have you do? 18 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 4: We have another story on the ongoing saga that is 19 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 4: Shannon's apartment. 20 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:00,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, we drove past it the end of the day. 21 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 3: I was like, there it is. 22 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 2: It kind of felt it feels like it's famous now really, 23 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 2: because you know, we hear so many stories. 24 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 3: Look, get a photo out sort of like the Friends building. 25 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,080 Speaker 2: The woman spat at the car was spinning at the 26 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:14,160 Speaker 2: cars that drive past. 27 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:16,400 Speaker 3: That's I know that no one was stopping for it 28 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,559 Speaker 3: to scroll off like started. 29 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 1: There has a lot of character. But one thing about 30 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 1: apartment living is fire alarms are the worst part about it. 31 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:28,319 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I had that. 32 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 1: There's about a thousand people who live in my building 33 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 1: and if someone burns something, all a thousand of us 34 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:38,960 Speaker 1: gotta go downstairs and evacuate. And I live quite far up. 35 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:40,320 Speaker 1: I don't want to say the number. 36 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:41,640 Speaker 2: But you know, I think you were going to say. 37 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 2: I don't want to sound too part and I actually 38 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 2: live on the Apple level. 39 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 1: No, no, I think the top top levels are like 40 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 1: one big room, and I think they get bigger as 41 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,160 Speaker 1: you go down. That's kind of the vibe get but 42 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: I don't really know. I stay on my floor. 43 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 3: But stay on the floor. I know my place. 44 00:01:57,280 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 2: I say my lane, and I stay on my floor. 45 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,520 Speaker 1: If there's a fire alarm, I've got to go down 46 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 1: a lot of stairs. 47 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 2: Yeah. But cardio, yes, yeah. 48 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you know, it's so fun and when it's done, 49 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 1: you go back up. Anyway, I was home and had 50 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,480 Speaker 1: come home from work. So it was about mid dayish, 51 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:17,079 Speaker 1: so you would think people would not be making fires. 52 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 1: And as soon as I got home, I don't making fires. Yeah, 53 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,120 Speaker 1: as soon as I got home, took off my makeup. 54 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 1: God in my pajamas. I was actually snapchatting carwhen talking 55 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,639 Speaker 1: to her about some some silliness. 56 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 3: Things were were. 57 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:35,240 Speaker 1: Evacuate the building. Evacuate the building, and it talks to you, 58 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,920 Speaker 1: and it is so loud, and it's through the entire apartment. 59 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 1: There's a speaker in every single room, so you can't 60 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 1: even like hide from it. And I was like, oh, like, 61 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: I just simply don't want to have to put on 62 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:46,200 Speaker 1: like real clothes now I have to put on a 63 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 1: bra like. But I was reading a lovely book. Okay, 64 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:53,079 Speaker 1: I'm in my reading era. I've been learning from Carlen Reads. 65 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 3: You know, and Cowan Reads on Instagram exactly. 66 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 1: I take her recommendations. And so I was like, you 67 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 1: know what, instead of just scrolling on my phone for 68 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 1: the inevitable two hours, I have to be evacuated. 69 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 2: It's not two hours. 70 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: It took thirty minutes for the fire people to come. 71 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 1: I know it took thirty minutes, so. 72 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,480 Speaker 2: They probably know that your building. Another someone's burnt the 73 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 2: toast again. 74 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 4: They're probably like, oh god, if they evacuated, maybe we'll 75 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 4: just let the building go down. 76 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,919 Speaker 3: You trouble. 77 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 1: So I grabbed my book and I was like, I'm 78 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,799 Speaker 1: going to hit on down, and the signal over my door. 79 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's a real fire this time, 80 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 1: Like I could smell it and it was that plastic fire. 81 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 1: When the New World went down, it was that kind 82 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: of smell, so, oh, it's an actual fire. Cool, I'll 83 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: actually leave you. 84 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 2: Just described New World like it was a ship that 85 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 2: caught fire and seat when the New World went down, 86 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 2: hit the Wrong World, hit the rocks and burst into flames, 87 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 2: and down it went. 88 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,880 Speaker 3: Remember the plastically smell. It was a sad day. 89 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Speaker 1: But no, So I evacuate and I hit down with 90 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,720 Speaker 1: my little book and I sit there and start reading 91 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,800 Speaker 1: because I was like, this is so good for my mindfulness. 92 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 1: And as soon as I over my. 93 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,400 Speaker 3: Book, it was absolute filth. 94 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 1: It was the smuttiest smut scene off my book. And 95 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: I don't know why I finished reading at that point. 96 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 3: I don't know. 97 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 1: I open it and there it is just like, yeah, 98 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 1: sometimes I do this and then I have an audiobook. 99 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 1: I'll pull into work as they're getting like ship I 100 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:22,440 Speaker 1: guess when I get back into my car and. 101 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,239 Speaker 4: Then I forget that, like I'm driving fletch somewhere or something, 102 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 4: and it's like, what are you listening? 103 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:36,520 Speaker 1: Luckily, this is like a book like paper book, so. 104 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 2: I'm sitting there as opposed to what one that's printed out. 105 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:41,839 Speaker 3: Carved onto a tablet. 106 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,400 Speaker 1: I mean, there's close to listening books. 107 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 2: Just reading it audio books. 108 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:48,480 Speaker 3: So I was. 109 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,880 Speaker 1: Reading and as the fire police. 110 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 3: The fireman. 111 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: Fire a gay come up, I'm like reading something. And 112 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 1: it was very you know the opposite of like doing 113 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:05,479 Speaker 1: a speech at school that was written down, you know 114 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,920 Speaker 1: how there was other kinds of speeches. And I was 115 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,360 Speaker 1: trying to be Coorey about saying oral. 116 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 3: I got that. You should have said, you know, there's 117 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 3: different types of tests. Okay, yeah, well it's practical. There's 118 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:23,040 Speaker 3: written and there's a very descriptive scene of that. Okay, 119 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:27,320 Speaker 3: for like, well on the podcast Blowers Blower is not 120 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:35,840 Speaker 3: Blowers opposite slinging the other one. He's not wrong. 121 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,600 Speaker 2: But yeah, so I was actually the year of the rat, 122 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,680 Speaker 2: hailing about Okay, sure you've got your Chinese. 123 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:46,159 Speaker 3: I've been living like it's the Year of the ass 124 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:48,040 Speaker 3: the Donkey. 125 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:48,440 Speaker 4: Of course. 126 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was trying to skim through it, but 127 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: also not trying to lose the plot. You know, I 128 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,600 Speaker 1: didn't want to just skip the whole thing. 129 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 2: But at the same time, your audio book, your audio no, sorry, 130 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,839 Speaker 2: your actual paper book paper. It's getting quite horny. The 131 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:02,720 Speaker 2: firemen turn up. 132 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:06,839 Speaker 3: I mean, why am I saying, O, no, fantastic? Yeah, 133 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:07,120 Speaker 3: I know. 134 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 1: And so I'm sitting there and you know, when you 135 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,720 Speaker 1: feel like everyone can see what you're doing, but obviously 136 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,560 Speaker 1: no one knew what was in my book except the 137 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:16,480 Speaker 1: cover is very obviously like a early smutty book. 138 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:18,040 Speaker 3: But no one knows the exact scene you're in it 139 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 3: right now. 140 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,719 Speaker 1: And they were sitting there and all these kids start 141 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:24,839 Speaker 1: running around being like, hi, save my building, getting annoying kids, 142 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 1: and I was like, stop it. 143 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,880 Speaker 3: This is my moment, Like stop it. 144 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 2: You're all screwed. When they invent those mind reader machines. 145 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,640 Speaker 3: Lucky, then I'll read it to them. Yeah, totally. I mean, 146 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:39,160 Speaker 3: they would have. 147 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 1: Enjoyed it was beautiful literature. 148 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,480 Speaker 2: Also, if we're putting a ranking together of people on 149 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 2: the show, who are most screwed when they invent mine 150 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:45,520 Speaker 2: reading things. 151 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: I think. 152 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:55,800 Speaker 3: Anybody I think we're are you'll never see or hear 153 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 3: from us again. 154 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,080 Speaker 1: A long story, short fire was put out. I was 155 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 1: back in the apartment after two hours and I finished 156 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:02,880 Speaker 1: my book. 157 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:04,479 Speaker 3: Oh god, were they hot? 158 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 2: Were there any hot firemen? 159 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,000 Speaker 1: There was a lot of them. There was about fifteen 160 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 1: of them in the end. I didn't stare at them 161 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,200 Speaker 1: too much because I took a photo and sent to 162 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 1: you guys. 163 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 2: Obviously, yeah, we appreciate it, thank you know, show tradition. 164 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,080 Speaker 1: But yeah, they were, you know, they were on an 165 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 1: actual mission. Like normally they kind of swan in. This 166 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,520 Speaker 1: time they were like running in because it was actually fire. 167 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,680 Speaker 3: Well, thank you for that.