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Speaker 1: You're listening to a podcast from News Talk zed B.

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Speaker 1: Follow this and our wide range of podcasts now on iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 2: Every Friday Matt tile Afternoons on zb we named the

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Speaker 2: New Zealander of the Week in honor that we were

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Speaker 2: stow on your behalf to a newsmaker has had an

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Speaker 2: outsized effect on our great and beautiful nation over the

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Speaker 2: previous week. As always, there will be three nominees, but

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Speaker 2: only one winner. And remember, like the Time Magazine Person

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Speaker 2: of the Year, the New Zealander of the Week isn't

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Speaker 2: always an agent of good. So, without further ado, the

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Speaker 2: nominees for Matt and Tyler Afternoons New Zealander of the Week.

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Speaker 2: AH Nominee one also gets the Massive own Goal Award.

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Speaker 2: Did he exercise his right to free speech in the

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Speaker 2: most base fashion possible? Yes? Did he reveal to the

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Speaker 2: world he needs to spend less time on the Internet. Probably?

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Speaker 2: Did he humiliate himself in a match of wits with

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Speaker 2: Winston Peters at a train station, Yes. Did he stupidly

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Speaker 2: do it with the company lanyard on Yes? Would he

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Speaker 2: be fun to hang out with? Not so sure? But

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Speaker 2: he did get his employer Tonkin and Taylor's name on

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Speaker 2: everyone's lips. Tonkin and Taylor has never been mentioned so

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Speaker 2: much in their existence. Unnamed angry agis Tonkin and Taylor

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Speaker 2: employee at the Wellington train station. You and your Tonkin

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Speaker 2: and Taylor Langyard have been nominated for New Zealander of

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Speaker 2: the Week. Tonkin and Taylor Tongkin and Taylor, Tonkin and Taylor,

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Speaker 2: Tonkin and Taylor. Tonkin and Taylor done. Nomine two also

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Speaker 2: gets the No Fortnight for You Award. Your birth them

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Speaker 2: wipe their bums and then they become teenagers and you

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Speaker 2: stay up late at night worrying about them. Now, thanks

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Speaker 2: to the no BS budget, if you have done okay

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Speaker 2: in life, it's your responsibility even more than ever to

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Speaker 2: hassle their seventeen and eight year old asses to get

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Speaker 2: off the couch and do something with their lives. Care

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Speaker 2: we parents forgetting your little turns to get off their

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Speaker 2: asses and get a job. You are nominated for New

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Speaker 2: Zealander of the Week. All on and the winner also

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Speaker 2: gets the self saucer and suck up to the Boss's awards.

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Speaker 2: There you go, all right. There are hundreds of stations

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Speaker 2: out there, but no one comes close. It was already huge,

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Speaker 2: but against the odds, it's got an even bigger number

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Speaker 2: one again across this great nation on only getting bigger

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Speaker 2: and stronger. The Mothership, the big Dog, the names you

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Speaker 2: can trust like Ryan, Mike, carry HDP, Marcus, but most

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Speaker 2: importantly the amazing Matt Heath and to a lesser extent, Tyler,

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Speaker 2: the unstoppable broadcasting monster, the hand that feeds the beast.

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Speaker 2: News Talk z B. For your inflating popularity and paycheck.

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Speaker 2: You are the Matt and Tyler Afternoons New Zealander of

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Speaker 2: the Week Stolen Bella. I've been here six months, well said,

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Speaker 2: loving all the listeners. I've been gifted. We'll do it

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Speaker 2: again in six months. Give my takee to Kiwi ZB.

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Speaker 2: Don't forget Darcy water Grade. Oh yeah, Darcy as well.

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