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Speaker 1: is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the sixteenth of October.
Speaker 2: The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
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Speaker 1: And we're running the Three Man Weave this morning. G
Speaker 1: Lane and Matt Heath joins.
Speaker 3: Us for a Wednesday.
Speaker 4: It's great to be here, our team fantastic. It's great
Speaker 4: to have you back down here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I hope you've followed in the footsteps of the great
Speaker 5: Layton Smith and you've taken your dump down on the
Speaker 5: ground floor with us before you head out to the
Speaker 5: rarefied ear of ZB.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: People don't know how the things used to go down
Speaker 3: at the Cook Street office when I first started radio
Speaker 3: Lateton Smith. You didn't like to go on on on
Speaker 3: the around z B. He didn't want to soil his
Speaker 3: own nest. Yeah, come down with that newspaper under his arm,
Speaker 3: Come out of the elevator, go straight into our toilets. Yeah,
Speaker 3: absolutely destroy them, and then head back up the elevator
Speaker 3: to get on with this day.
Speaker 4: Yeah. A newspaper's a statement of intent.
Speaker 3: I mean he wasn't.
Speaker 4: He wasn't there for he was there for a good time,
Speaker 4: not a short time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so he would just sit down and get through
Speaker 5: the classifieds everything.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's the ultimate insult to music radio.
Speaker 4: It was also old school. It was herold when it
Speaker 4: was a broadsheet. You know, it was the huge one.
Speaker 4: It was, so.
Speaker 3: He's you might see a like a spy, an old
Speaker 3: cold war spy with a glass.
Speaker 5: It was that one of those big ones. You could
Speaker 5: hid your whole face behind me. I see the newspaper.
Speaker 5: I've always found the newspaper very difficult to read from
Speaker 5: a functional standpoint. My day when his struggles with the
Speaker 5: broadsheet newspaper, Well, there are any Sundays now these days,
Speaker 5: which and.
Speaker 3: You're shift shipping a lot that you're never going to read,
Speaker 3: Like in terms of efficiency and newspapers, you might want
Speaker 3: to read the sport, but there's a whole lot of
Speaker 3: stuff at the front. I'm not going to even look
Speaker 3: at it.
Speaker 4: But you're paying for it, paying for all of it,
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 3: And then and then there's the classified ads and the
Speaker 3: magazines you want those, all the magazines that come farting
Speaker 3: out of it when you pick it up. What about
Speaker 3: in London on a on a of a Sunday or
Speaker 3: a Saturday.
Speaker 4: Jesus, I came with CDs, the newspaper with all these
Speaker 4: freak multiple CDs would fall out.
Speaker 5: Do they still run the tabloids over there? Because that
Speaker 5: blew me away. When I went over to England and
Speaker 5: you saw Teddies on the third page, Teddies on the
Speaker 5: third page, and I was like, I was on the
Speaker 5: two three.
Speaker 4: I was like, really okay, yeah, you go over there and.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be I'm gonna be reading these sophisticated newspapers.
Speaker 3: I'll be the Observer, the Telegraph, I'll be the Guardian,
Speaker 3: and then two days then you're on the Sun.
Speaker 5: And the headlines that they put on, the salacious headlines.
Speaker 4: It's too juicy.
Speaker 3: It's like trying to eat the proper newspapers is trying
Speaker 3: to eat a salad when someone's offering you a burger,
Speaker 3: a juicy, juicy, greasy burger, and some for a case, yeah, a.
Speaker 1: CAFC and then the salad. Yeah, you know what's good
Speaker 1: for you. You can't help yourself. It's just it's always
Speaker 1: like I bonk my cousin and now my mum.
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, and then it's like inflation could be
Speaker 3: a tip to go up by two basis points twenty
Speaker 3: basis points. You're like, what was that thing about the
Speaker 3: hasn't it I sleep with my dog? Is that okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I cheated on my cousin with my dog. It's so Yeah.
Speaker 3: People say social media is bad now, and then we're
Speaker 3: getting our brains rotted by on the internet, and brains
Speaker 3: have been being rotted for forever.
Speaker 4: Our brains are gone, they were gone years ago.
Speaker 1: They don't even that, And I reckon those tabloids are
Speaker 1: worse for athletes, mental health and what happens on social media?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that was way.
Speaker 1: Worse and you knew that everyone was watching it is
Speaker 1: when you get a DM you just got it. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: they're like, you know, Sonny Bell's done so and so
Speaker 1: on a toilet with David Warner's future wife. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like Jesus, that's so much worse. Yeah, they'll still
Speaker 1: be talking about it on podcasts ten years later, especially
Speaker 1: for Davy Warner. That whole thing, what rough, what going forward?
Speaker 1: What is in the maxim mentioned?
Speaker 4: What's fighting up?
Speaker 5: The listeners on news dogs zi'db this week.
Speaker 4: Not my Dodger's chat. I'll tell you what me talking about.
Speaker 4: I know you throw it out there.
Speaker 3: I can only be me. And look, I've boord the
Speaker 3: ship out of people on Hodaki and the A c C.
Speaker 4: With podcast, this very podcast, and I'm going to stop.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to stop. But yeah, currently the National
Speaker 3: League Championship Series between the Mets and the Dodgers. First game,
Speaker 3: we absolutely smoked them. Second game, they absolutely smoked us.
Speaker 3: So there you go.
Speaker 5: They're not loving that on ZI. But I tell you
Speaker 5: what it doesn't. It doesn't excite people Dodgers cham what
Speaker 5: excites are the most.
Speaker 3: I was talking you say that had the lines really
Speaker 3: going because they're kind of it's quite a male audience.
Speaker 3: So I was talking about boys trips and I was saying,
Speaker 3: I was saying the protocol. I was saying, a great
Speaker 3: time is when a when a stag doo runs into
Speaker 3: the hen's party, especially if you're one of the single guys.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah you're not.
Speaker 3: So we're not doing the cross at the streams cross
Speaker 3: party in a but it's also but random hen's parties
Speaker 3: a corresponding I think the corresponding hen can be an
Speaker 3: advantage for the for the groom because because because it
Speaker 3: can stop him spending his whole marriage and with a
Speaker 3: sense of.
Speaker 4: Shame explaining what's happened.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying, if you're a hanger on a stag
Speaker 3: d you maybe third or fourth mate back and and
Speaker 3: it crosses path with the hen patty, then that's a
Speaker 3: good time to be middle of them. And that got
Speaker 3: eight hundred and eighty ten. They've got the cause.
Speaker 4: Go did it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I met my wife that way and a lot of
Speaker 4: you're not on hurdaching now shut up.
Speaker 5: I heard I heard Jerry on there spoke in the book, Yeah,
Speaker 5: which was good. It gave you a bit of advice
Speaker 5: around from Sheeryl Wells. Yeah, lady Sheryl gave you a
Speaker 5: bit of advice she.
Speaker 3: Wells when I was enjoying enjoying my shame. But she says,
Speaker 3: let some more woman on. Yeah, and I let anyone.
Speaker 5: And he rightly said, eighty you welcome on, lady ryl
Speaker 5: put your money with your mouth.
Speaker 4: Doesn't come on?
Speaker 1: We need we need guess what about on stagger the
Speaker 1: guy who gets way too excited and particularly where I
Speaker 1: know this go the.
Speaker 3: Father Oh, the fathers are a problem. On stag, do they. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they have to keep their cool well, and you can't
Speaker 3: be having Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's it's a tough one because something you know, a
Speaker 1: lot of people, a lot of the guys won't know
Speaker 1: the dad. They won't know how he likes to get down,
Speaker 1: They don't know what he knows about them. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I have heard stories of, for example, the bachelor being
Speaker 1: stripped down and put had a like a collar or
Speaker 1: a leash put around him, and then each of the
Speaker 1: members of the stag who were taking turns peddling him.
Speaker 1: And then once the game was over, they turned around
Speaker 1: and the father was back and there for another and
Speaker 1: it was like, all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that he will, Yeah, he'll peddle you.
Speaker 5: The doctor lay, oh yeah, he got stuck into me right, No,
Speaker 5: I was talking about someone else.
Speaker 3: But they're having at yours as well. I mean that's good.
Speaker 3: I mean that's good behavior from the dad. But the
Speaker 3: dad can't get too feverishly into it.
Speaker 4: He can't be the hit of the pack.
Speaker 3: The dad, the father in law, father in law can't
Speaker 3: get a hit of the pack.
Speaker 5: Do you know that the other most dangerous you got
Speaker 5: them their pole position, The other most dangerous p at
Speaker 5: a stagdoo and wedding is the last person to get married.
Speaker 4: So you know two months earlier, if you mate Dave
Speaker 4: got married.
Speaker 5: He's been through all that stress, he's been through the stagg,
Speaker 5: He's gone through his wedding, and he targets the next function.
Speaker 3: He's avengeful.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got a lot of vengeful and so he's
Speaker 5: come out of his stressful wedding, has come out of
Speaker 5: punishment for his mates and everything, and he's the next
Speaker 5: weddings two weeks later.
Speaker 4: The staggdoo, he is.
Speaker 3: He's smarting from a couple of speeches at the wedding.
Speaker 4: You're the ones you've got to worry about.
Speaker 3: They are coming in and eyeing you up because because
Speaker 3: you you know, you absolutely bankrupted him, you know, on
Speaker 3: the top shelf at the wedding.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I did this to a good friend of everyone's here,
Speaker 5: Jason win Stanley who's radio here down at range. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and it was costing him a fortune. And he had
Speaker 5: been at my wedding yelling at me your past laying.
Speaker 4: So I was it great, great eccent.
Speaker 5: So I was at his and I remember seeing him
Speaker 5: and he had hawks Bay pills there and everything that
Speaker 5: was quite good craft beer on tap. And I saw
Speaker 5: him the other side of the room and he was
Speaker 5: getting punished, and I opened the beer and I was
Speaker 5: out in the garden and I was just tipping it
Speaker 5: into the garden and looking at him, and then I
Speaker 5: was getting another one and tipping it into the garden
Speaker 5: and you can see him going.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, Craigie range reding that out. That's bankrupting. That's
Speaker 3: basically as the red goes down, your bank balance goes down.
Speaker 5: Admittedly, at that wedding, no one, no one was on
Speaker 5: the dance floor except me and another gentleman called Paul Flynn,
Speaker 5: who ended up sharing barstools and throwing them through our legs.
Speaker 5: Then we put a stack of barstools up like a tower,
Speaker 5: and then I covered it and covered the dance floor
Speaker 5: and beer, and I slid Paul Flin across the dance
Speaker 5: fell and knocked down all the chairs.
Speaker 3: Another type of person you don't want at your wedding,
Speaker 3: or stag do as a glay.
Speaker 4: It's a spirit specific type of person.
Speaker 3: You don't want a glay.
Speaker 1: You're right though, because as an unmarried man, I am
Speaker 1: aware of keeping my head down that stag those because
Speaker 1: you know yours is coming, so you can't because that's
Speaker 1: the other thing. If you're the first dude to bust
Speaker 1: out a shock collar or something and you haven't had
Speaker 1: yours yet, Yeah, you just know it's all coming back
Speaker 1: to haunt you.
Speaker 4: What I did to Dave get I'm gonna say his name,
Speaker 4: but what we David Gibson, No, let's say lose another
Speaker 4: the ruggy player, Dave Gibson, not the muso Daryl Gibson.
Speaker 3: No Dave. Anyway, let's not worry about it.
Speaker 4: Let's not give us name.
Speaker 3: What we did to him should never be done to
Speaker 3: wasn't good. There was a lot of hot pizzas strapped
Speaker 3: to him with with with gaffer tape, and then anyway
Speaker 3: he ended up. He didn't know that we were putting
Speaker 3: him live on television, on a live TV show, so
Speaker 3: he got unwrapped.
Speaker 4: Anyway, it wasn't good. Everyone lost their way.
Speaker 3: I think if men spend too much time together in
Speaker 3: a pack, this is the acc happens with us as well.
Speaker 3: Things get feverish. Yeah, things get out of control. Well
Speaker 3: that's way crossing swords or the hints. But it can
Speaker 3: be quite good, Yeah, Logan O'Connor.
Speaker 1: We put a shot collar on him crossing streams down
Speaker 1: there in Central Otaga. There were no hensters to be seen,
Speaker 1: none in Central Otaga to cross swords with, but we
Speaker 1: and then made him harvest honey from a live bee
Speaker 1: hive for the with a shot collar on. He came
Speaker 1: back and everyone was hiding the remote for the shot collar,
Speaker 1: and it just drove him mad because he didn't know
Speaker 1: who was shocking him. In the end, he found Jared
Speaker 1: Graham with the thing in his hair and fucking clocked him,
Speaker 1: just clean clocked him three afternoon.
Speaker 4: It's not good when the when the groom starts crying, no,
Speaker 4: you've gone too far. You know.
Speaker 5: When I had a couple of walk offs, I've had
Speaker 5: a couple of I've had a couple of stag walk offs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's such a fine line because I don't
Speaker 1: I'm not one of the ones who's like, let's get
Speaker 1: this guy so wasted he can't remember anything. But I
Speaker 1: know that a lot of people are. I'm like, this
Speaker 1: needs to be a good time. I had to fail
Speaker 1: at the last stagg do I went to. We went
Speaker 1: to the wy Medi Rodeo and I tried to get
Speaker 1: the stag into the radio and to the Yeah, I
Speaker 1: at least wanted because I was trying to explain to
Speaker 1: the guy at the radio, I just want him to
Speaker 1: think you're going to let a beast out into the
Speaker 1: arena with him.
Speaker 5: You don't have to, but I just need a moment
Speaker 5: of him thinking you're about to release a ball into
Speaker 5: the pen.
Speaker 3: He's just the sniff of pure terror.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And he was like, you know, we're pretty severely
Speaker 5: under the microscope here as a radio association.
Speaker 3: We don't want to. We don't want to.
Speaker 4: We don't want to be the news. We don't want
Speaker 4: to be on the front page of the paper tomorrow.
Speaker 5: We don't want some half us podcasts to getting his
Speaker 5: mate into the fucking rodeo, because.
Speaker 4: We've got a bit on point that's such a good point.
Speaker 1: Last night we went to the launch of the Great
Speaker 1: New Zealand Teoff YEP, which for those who don't understand
Speaker 1: how it works, lay well, it's.
Speaker 4: What it is.
Speaker 5: Is a one hundred and ninety golf clubs around New
Speaker 5: Zealand have donated at least two tea times for free
Speaker 5: to the Great New Zealand Teoff and they put them
Speaker 5: up for auction. There is golf courses all around New
Speaker 5: zeal Like some actually some pretty mean golf courses as well.
Speaker 5: In there you've got Kinlock Golf Course in Topaur, which
Speaker 5: is Jack Nicholson design Jack Nicholas. Which one's that Jack Nicholas. Anyway,
Speaker 5: there's some great courses. So one hundred ninety courses donated it.
Speaker 5: You go on, you just bid whatever you want and
Speaker 5: it's alive for three weeks. Every single dollar goes to
Speaker 5: the November Foundation. And when when you buy your tea
Speaker 5: time you've got a week to redeem it in the
Speaker 5: great New zeal On tee off at the end of
Speaker 5: November for one week.
Speaker 4: Because last year it all happened on the exact same time, yes,
Speaker 4: that same day. But they've opened it up a little
Speaker 4: bit now. But you can go.
Speaker 5: You can get some great little courses. It's these country courses.
Speaker 5: There's big city courses. Heaps down the Rustly down in
Speaker 5: christ Church. There is Jack's Point in Queenstown to today, yeah,
Speaker 5: and there's Royal Auckland, there's the Grange. There's some amazing courses. Anyway,
Speaker 5: it's all donated. It's all for a good cause and
Speaker 5: to get on there. Anyone who bids as well goes
Speaker 5: in the drawer to when you and three mates to
Speaker 5: play at Tiado thinks and you get to stay the night,
Speaker 5: you get to have dinner and get to be hosted
Speaker 5: by the ACC and November teams as well.
Speaker 4: Out there. That's a pretty mean prize. Yeah, it is
Speaker 4: a pretty mean prize. And also my next question who
Speaker 4: who from?
Speaker 5: They?
Speaker 4: Who from? Is going to go on that? They'll need
Speaker 4: you'll need people from the a c. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 4: had a few people. Yeah, we will play golf. Probably
Speaker 4: would need to come out.
Speaker 5: But for the details to get onto to bid for anything,
Speaker 5: text t t ee to three two three six. You'll
Speaker 5: see all the courses on there. It's easy as it's
Speaker 5: Gala bid. It's the vollet have got behind it. It's
Speaker 5: the Valet Great New Zealand Tea off the Great New
Speaker 5: Zealand Golf brand, a local golf brand who are competing
Speaker 5: with the big dogs of the world, which is which
Speaker 5: is awesome to see as you were involved. Alternate commentary.
Speaker 5: We're involved. We're involved. Last year for the inaugural year.
Speaker 5: They have seventy five grand last year, which is a
Speaker 5: pretty good start. So aiming for one hundred grand this year.
Speaker 5: So if you're into golf. If you're into golf, it
Speaker 5: is a great excuse also because you get three mates
Speaker 5: together to if you tell you your other half charity,
Speaker 5: I'm doing this charity thing. Yeah, I've got to do
Speaker 5: this charity golf thing this weekend. And if you, if
Speaker 5: you look at it, you can actually have a whole
Speaker 5: weekend if you, you could probably get four rounds in
Speaker 5: in some like regional courses and just go on a roady.
Speaker 5: And it's for charity. I'm doing this for I have
Speaker 5: to do this for charity. It's about men's health. I
Speaker 5: don't want to. I'd rather be at home. I'd rather
Speaker 5: be at home. But I've got to catch up with
Speaker 5: with Maniah and Matt and Jerry. We haven't seen each
Speaker 5: other for at least a couple of days, and we
Speaker 5: need to talk through a few things. Man I's going
Speaker 5: through some things. You know, I can't talk to you
Speaker 5: about it, but yeah, he wants to keep it secret. Matt,
Speaker 5: you know he's going through some things as well which
Speaker 5: we can only and yeah and when.
Speaker 3: When and look, he just needs a really massive hangover
Speaker 3: in two days of drinking just to deal with it.
Speaker 1: That's the only way to deal with way to deal
Speaker 1: with it. And so we're at the launch last night,
Speaker 1: and the launch was at a driving range. There was
Speaker 1: Dan Carter was there, Dezzy was there, Dizzy as they
Speaker 1: call him, and so we were doing the long drive competition.
Speaker 1: I didn't really know what I was in for when
Speaker 1: we went out there. I thought I knew it was
Speaker 1: the launch.
Speaker 3: The thing.
Speaker 4: He goes, right, this is obviously fundraiser long.
Speaker 1: Drive competition, amazing prizes up for golden Eddy desk, Dan Carter,
Speaker 1: limited edition boots signed as well, signed, all sorts of stuff,
Speaker 1: vollet stuff as you were anyway, all that for grabs.
Speaker 1: He goes one hundred bucks five golf balls. You hate
Speaker 1: your five balls, You go on the chance to win,
Speaker 1: sending the woman a bit of a tight financial spot
Speaker 1: at the moment. I don't know if I've got one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars the thing. But then he starts walking around
Speaker 1: the room with the f POS machine and I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: if Dan Carter walks up to me with a so much,
Speaker 1: I'm a hundred bucks. So I'm now going to have
Speaker 1: to go back and tell them, yeah, look, we're at
Speaker 1: a hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I know I told you I had to work late
Speaker 5: last night, but we're actually at one hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: So I got it. I got embroiled in this dance
Speaker 4: where I was just sort of he got me, he
Speaker 4: cornered me. He got me. And you can't say no
Speaker 4: to Dan Carter. Dan Carter thrust the f pox machine
Speaker 4: in your face.
Speaker 3: I mean you're going to stay away from Dan Carter? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 5: The worst thing was it was for the longest drive,
Speaker 5: and then the guys in the bays next to us,
Speaker 5: one of them was from His name was Josh Ferness,
Speaker 5: and there was another guy out from Windross.
Speaker 3: He's from.
Speaker 6: And they.
Speaker 4: Were heading drives three hundred plus.
Speaker 5: It was heading the back net and at one stage
Speaker 5: I said, had it harder, you pussy, and he did,
Speaker 5: and he hit it three and twenty and then he
Speaker 5: dropped it off the tee and started hitting it off
Speaker 5: the carpet the same distance. And then I said, you
Speaker 5: can't go on the longest drive because I've just paid
Speaker 5: one hundred bucks, and and then he goes, okay, I'll
Speaker 5: hit it right handed because he was left handed, and
Speaker 5: he hit it further than I had it. I was
Speaker 5: like right, fuck you guys. Yeah, and so Dizzy made
Speaker 5: two divisions. He made the three hundred plus guys do
Speaker 5: their own thing. They just won a pack of tea,
Speaker 5: so that was the hackers, and then the hackers had
Speaker 5: their own one way.
Speaker 4: They won the golden boots.
Speaker 3: So that's that's more. Yeah, anticipation trophies. I get it.
Speaker 3: You're lowering the standards getting.
Speaker 4: A good tip around the slices.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they were pushed that bottom man rather than really
Speaker 5: pro used my son that one because he was hitting
Speaker 5: it now and he was like, it was like he
Speaker 5: was playing a flick off the legs.
Speaker 4: I was trying to explain it to him and then
Speaker 4: I was like, no, obviously still swing. Yeah, he was just.
Speaker 5: A much to work on for t to three two
Speaker 5: three six. Get involved. It's a great cause, Ollie who
Speaker 5: runs it. It's a great New Zealander and it's all
Speaker 5: for a good course.
Speaker 1: And you're going to play golf the next few weeks anyway,
Speaker 1: so might as well be for this. All right, quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll come back and maybe talk some sport.
Speaker 4: A gentleman.
Speaker 1: The black Caps, if you can believe this, they're playing
Speaker 1: a game of cricket today. Yeah, five o'clock. It kicks
Speaker 1: off pissing with rain in India against it, is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think that's why I got sent a message with
Speaker 5: the picture of the rain pissing down and our favorite
Speaker 5: Indian town Bangalore.
Speaker 3: Bangalore. No, well, back of my hand, m Yeah it's
Speaker 3: pussing down specially Rettz Bangalore. Yeah, it's about it. And
Speaker 3: the bar next to it.
Speaker 5: Was this.
Speaker 4: The poll was this.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Swimming was the in the pool, in the infinity pool,
Speaker 3: it was He was.
Speaker 4: Like a crocodile sneaking up on its prey.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Gelane was the sickest man. Gelane was so stuff
Speaker 3: with snot for the whole time we were over there.
Speaker 4: It was just gross. It was gross. I shouldn't have
Speaker 4: been flying. How did you end up in the same
Speaker 4: pool as Coli?
Speaker 3: Well I didn't. I didn't organize that. I just went
Speaker 3: down for a swim in the pool with massive hangover
Speaker 3: and he was playing for the Reyal challenges being a
Speaker 3: law at that time. They're kind of stuck in their
Speaker 3: hotel and is the flashiest hotel and so we're in
Speaker 3: the same hotel. They can't really leave, so they're just
Speaker 3: floating around, you know, and even even it can be
Speaker 3: a bit stressful for them to go down to the
Speaker 3: restaurant because people handle them. But so I got up
Speaker 3: quite early raging king over and went down for a swim,
Speaker 3: and there was it was Coalie taking pictures of himself
Speaker 3: under a fountain, yeah, with his girlfriend, with his girlfriend. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he was doing some kind of Instagram shoot. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: So I started up about as close I could get,
Speaker 4: and the I urinated in the water and then in.
Speaker 3: This swim off.
Speaker 4: So you've passed on Coli.
Speaker 3: Hopefully some of it got on him. No offence that
Speaker 3: big fan, big fan, But that was the only way
Speaker 3: I could really. I think most of them got on yourself.
Speaker 3: It's all over me. But you know, how do you
Speaker 3: show respect without invading their privacy, you know, going up
Speaker 3: and asking for a picture or a signature or something.
Speaker 3: Just swim past and just just spraying.
Speaker 5: Drag drag punts a bunch of urine on them. That
Speaker 5: was after we destroyed for Torre's room as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was that was disrespectful. Yeah, it wasn't so much.
Speaker 5: A room as a top floor of apartment was a suite.
Speaker 5: That was I've never seen a sweet, this big. It
Speaker 5: had multiple rooms. I reckon the toilet was the size
Speaker 5: of this room. Here the shower area and yeah where
Speaker 5: there was a lot of disrespect being shown.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was so much disrespect, mainly by Tim Southing.
Speaker 1: It's a different world over there, how famous those dudes
Speaker 1: are and we don't realize it.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't think you get it.
Speaker 5: You get a taste of it because we were just
Speaker 5: white faces that left the hotel and we were getting
Speaker 5: mobbed like we were cricket players. Oh really, and da
Speaker 5: jury got confused for Ed Sheeran having to be touring
Speaker 5: at the same time.
Speaker 3: But I've seen that heaven.
Speaker 4: But it was It's crazy to get just take getting
Speaker 4: followed and people filming you.
Speaker 5: But like we just really you just some guys, although
Speaker 5: maybe they knew that you had passed on Colie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they wanted to get some of that that, you know,
Speaker 3: that's as close to the living of the Merjo. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah. How many people do you think of pissed on
Speaker 4: rat Cully?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, to be fair as well, I don't know who.
Speaker 4: I mean, you don't know what he's what he likes.
Speaker 4: I don't know what he likes. No, it could be people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. Actually, I don't think it is. I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: Colie's to himself. There's no way he would allow he Look,
Speaker 1: let's just say it was a real to be in
Speaker 1: a pool with them. Yeah, yeah, it should.
Speaker 5: We clip this thing about Heath passing on Colie, I
Speaker 5: reckon the gang bus.
Speaker 3: That's a great idea. Yeah, that's a great idea. That's
Speaker 3: going to go well. To be fair, it's not true. No,
Speaker 3: I was going to win in the pool anyway.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well it's too late because I think that we
Speaker 5: clipped that. But when you say you pissed on rat Coley,
Speaker 5: I think that'll.
Speaker 3: Just you guy. I think you guys said that I did.
Speaker 3: I just said that I was in the pool and
Speaker 3: people getting out. I had a trible hang him.
Speaker 4: It's not true.
Speaker 5: But in the interests of bump our numbers up, just
Speaker 5: for the clip, can you say I pissed on for
Speaker 5: it at college?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm that dumb. I might get that dumb,
Speaker 3: but I don't think I'm not quite that.
Speaker 4: Just for the video, just said that we got this film.
Speaker 4: Hey man, have you pissed on vert College?
Speaker 3: Didn't you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: The front Ye five pm today. But I got things
Speaker 5: wrong yesterday talking about the White ferns. I see they're
Speaker 5: going to play England a sure thing in the semi
Speaker 5: England being knocked.
Speaker 4: Out upset and England got knocked out by Sri Lanka.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Wendy's are now playing the White fans in the semi.
Speaker 4: Great news.
Speaker 5: Great news because we were England's bunny recently and so
Speaker 5: and I think you got to say, look, did we
Speaker 5: did we make our away in there? Ordered Pakistan just
Speaker 5: drop so many catches that they sent us through. They
Speaker 5: were like the a c C eleven the amount of
Speaker 5: catches they we dropping.
Speaker 3: They dropped eight. And that's why not professional sports paper.
Speaker 3: We dropped eleven, and we dropped eleven and no one's
Speaker 3: proud of that that eleven. But Pakistan national woman's cricket
Speaker 3: team dropped eight catches.
Speaker 5: You see the catchers, Yeah, they were the easiest catchers.
Speaker 5: I there was some difficult catches in the accleven one
Speaker 5: running forward over the head, carry.
Speaker 4: On running forward, so it went over your head, appeared
Speaker 4: that you never could have caught it.
Speaker 5: And those ones that weren't even counted and drops, No,
Speaker 5: it was a shock that was it was not, It
Speaker 5: was not, It wasn't pretty white.
Speaker 3: We didn't take a single catch?
Speaker 4: Could I just say that?
Speaker 6: Know?
Speaker 1: We didn't, And I actually think the actual numbers closer
Speaker 1: to fifteen, and I know that Joel Harrison was responsible
Speaker 1: for at least eight. But what should also be recorded
Speaker 1: as drop catchers, as the ones that would have been
Speaker 1: caught by anyone in their twenties that we didn't even
Speaker 1: run for.
Speaker 4: Be considered a drop catch too. Well, we never even
Speaker 4: got near.
Speaker 3: When you got like three dudes just running over it
Speaker 3: with like they've got just been shot in the hamstring.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Lee Baker.
Speaker 5: At one point I went over and red carded into
Speaker 5: the commentary Caravut because I was like, your hamstring is
Speaker 5: clearly off the bone right now.
Speaker 3: People are doing really, really rough stuff. It's a challenging
Speaker 3: games like running slowly to get the ball that's already
Speaker 3: been hit for four.
Speaker 5: Lee Baker looked like Ned Brockman off the back of
Speaker 5: sixteen hundred kilometers.
Speaker 4: It's just held together by tape.
Speaker 5: He did have a fizzing off the wicket though he did,
Speaker 5: oh mate, when he was darting in with the speed dealer,
Speaker 5: get it in there.
Speaker 4: But yeah, so I don't know, we wear no chance again, Cindya,
Speaker 4: are we?
Speaker 5: No? I mean the drawer actually, because that's why the
Speaker 5: drawer was such short. I was maybe TB looked at
Speaker 5: the weather forecast, but like I said, still India at
Speaker 5: two thirty. Yeah, it's not a bad punt or black
Speaker 5: Caps at fourteen. That's I wouldn't That's that's a brave man.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that ten dollars on India to win and then
Speaker 5: one dollar on us to win and cover yourself.
Speaker 4: Yeah. But the issue here, the issue of the drawer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how I just found out. That's how heaps
Speaker 3: of money laundering goes. You put money on both sides, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you get the money back, but now it's been
Speaker 3: so you lose half of it and keep half of it,
Speaker 3: and now it comes out clean out of Las Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's why the TAIRB is so particular about a
Speaker 1: lot of the bits that we played. That's why we
Speaker 1: actually have to physically place the bits and all the
Speaker 1: chicks and balances that are in there, because people lauded
Speaker 1: them and I am I'll openly admit I've I've laundered
Speaker 1: my own money through gambling in the past. So I
Speaker 1: was running a thing where anytime I would head on
Speaker 1: the pokes or something at the casino, I would go
Speaker 1: and buy a golf club with that. Yeah, because of
Speaker 1: my missus mind. She's like, you won that money, that's
Speaker 1: your money. But what she didn't realize was was actually
Speaker 1: spending all of our money, putting it into the machine first,
Speaker 1: so that we're actually way worse off. But I was
Speaker 1: laundering our money through the Pokeys to buy myself golf clubs.
Speaker 3: That's the wind bias, isn't it. Everyone celebrates the wind.
Speaker 3: Had to work out and how mutually put it on.
Speaker 1: How much you've won, that's right, but that was no
Speaker 1: longer money that we had worked very hard for it
Speaker 1: with money that.
Speaker 4: I yeah, yeah, because it had been loaded into sometimes victory.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: I'm buying second here and golf clubs essence for twice
Speaker 1: the price. It was my gambling addiction. I saw a
Speaker 1: story that really caught my eye. Used today. Nigeria's football
Speaker 1: players returned to the country after boycotting the Africa Cup
Speaker 1: of Nations qualifier and Libya, where they were stranded overnight
Speaker 1: at the airport for nineteen hours. They were claiming that
Speaker 1: it was mind games. So they're saying, wow, Nigeria flew
Speaker 1: to Libya to play, to play them, Libya got They
Speaker 1: got stuck in the airport for nineteen hours ahead of
Speaker 1: the game. Didn't In the end, they were like, buggert,
Speaker 1: We're not going to play. Do you think this was
Speaker 1: genuine skullduggery? Skullduggery.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't be surprised. That kind of shit goes on
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 5: You remember that all whites went over to Central America
Speaker 5: to play a qualifier for the World Cup and outside
Speaker 5: their hotel room it was chili.
Speaker 3: Wasn't it.
Speaker 4: Something They basically Brazil.
Speaker 5: They were in their hotel room and the hotel was
Speaker 5: surrounded by fans letting off fireworks.
Speaker 4: Kaliko was flying over here.
Speaker 5: They didn't get a wink of sleep, because that's how
Speaker 5: much it means them to qualify for the World Cup.
Speaker 5: They're like, fuck, we don't care. Whatever ways possible. Nigeria's
Speaker 5: a good football.
Speaker 4: Team, Yeah, very good. Libya not so much. I can't imagine. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this is so you stuck them in the airport for
Speaker 4: eleven hours. It was it a visa or so.
Speaker 5: You guys were waiting there, we'll see you soonah, and
Speaker 5: just walked away for nineteen hours.
Speaker 4: Nineteen hours.
Speaker 1: So it mustn't have been there nineteen hours nineteen hours.
Speaker 1: It was that they've been therefore so a whole day.
Speaker 4: But like they returned dancing and singing. That's weird. I
Speaker 4: don't know why that was in this So they were
Speaker 4: dancing and singing when they return, but they hammered. Did
Speaker 4: they just get on the hammer? Fuck? I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: If I'm stuck in an airport for nineteen minutes, I'm
Speaker 4: on the hammer.
Speaker 5: That's what happened. They'll spun this around. White Wash Investigations
Speaker 5: has come involved with us. Really, the Diigerian team got
Speaker 5: hammered on the way to Libya, hammered at the airport,
Speaker 5: turned around, got on a flight back home, and that's
Speaker 5: why they're singing and dancing through the airport.
Speaker 1: You hear about this shit all the time, these sort
Speaker 1: of mind games. There'll be a fire drill in the
Speaker 1: middle of at like three am, some burnt toast and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, he runs out in the lobby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I reckon, that's exactly what's going on here. Just quickly
Speaker 1: a Minnesota horticulture teacher remained the raigning champion on Monday
Speaker 1: of an annual pumpkin waying contest in northern California, whereas
Speaker 1: massive gords have won the top prize of four years
Speaker 1: in a road travers ole Ginger, he made himself a
Speaker 1: pumpkin that weighed one and twenty.
Speaker 4: One kilograms the year A ton A ton. Wow, a
Speaker 4: kilogram that weighs a ton.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of pump a pumpkin back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of that be ittable, do you
Speaker 4: think wow?
Speaker 3: But as my aunt Patty used to say, to sell
Speaker 3: one my uncle with his giant tomatoes, just like they're watery.
Speaker 3: They're bag but they're watery. Even when he went on
Speaker 3: and went on a ward at the gift, throw on
Speaker 3: a bone like okay, when what was the biggest bloody
Speaker 3: tomato you've grown? Right, Auntie, pet actually sounds miserable selling
Speaker 3: they're watery, and well, the thing wasn't who can grow
Speaker 3: the driest tomato so you can grow the biggest.
Speaker 5: We had a pit pumpkin called Mike the pumpkin. I
Speaker 5: don't know what it was called Mike by someone else.
Speaker 5: I didn't name it after myself. But it was about
Speaker 5: a twenty kg pumpkin and it lived. It lived on
Speaker 5: the bar in the flat. And the idea was when
Speaker 5: you're drinking, you'd slapped Mike as you're drinking, like you
Speaker 5: know the rhythm of the music. And Mike started going
Speaker 5: out to the pub with us and would bring Mike
Speaker 5: with us and put them on and he came to
Speaker 5: a very unsticky end at Guardis and where he fell
Speaker 5: off the back of the stool and cracked open. And
Speaker 5: Mike had been around for months and when Mike cracked open,
Speaker 5: basically people were dry reaching or all over Guardians and
Speaker 5: had to have a ceremonial like it was like a
Speaker 5: burial at sea into the into the leaf because everyone
Speaker 5: just had to go and just throw it into the
Speaker 5: leaf like some.
Speaker 3: Great pub.
Speaker 4: So Mike have be coman an rop an.
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Speaker 1: Four bits of feedback to get through today. First call
Speaker 1: it yours please?
Speaker 8: Yeah, good a fellas just the South and deliving in
Speaker 8: prayerth YEA love to chat about New Zealand invading and Tactica,
Speaker 8: but leave us Shirley behind fucking useless and they hate
Speaker 8: a hard day's work.
Speaker 6: So yeah, hello and fucking tiger.
Speaker 4: All right, okay, driven to Targo.
Speaker 1: So to catch you up, path, we were planning an
Speaker 1: invasion of Antarctica because we feel like sort of like
Speaker 1: the last unclaimed territory, and also we're probably not ambitious
Speaker 1: enough as a country, you know, we need to have
Speaker 1: some sort of expansion plan. So we're gonna invade Antarctica.
Speaker 1: And people were texting and pledging or calling in pledging
Speaker 1: different things for the invasion of Antarctica. There was a
Speaker 1: guy on the West coast at a couple of haglands
Speaker 1: that were free to go. Lane is going to bring
Speaker 1: his dog, Jeremy cattle. Jeremy has a super outback, but
Speaker 1: he's also going to have to bring Tulsi because he
Speaker 1: doesn't know how to put the chains on. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so the party's getting quite big. We said we're going
Speaker 1: to have to bring a couple of Australians because they
Speaker 1: need to mine it. But that callers saying been Assies
Speaker 1: because they're lazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean all the good mining done in
Speaker 4: Australia is by New Zealand. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5: True. Actually, we should just actually get all the all
Speaker 5: the West Coast miners, all the miners that are living
Speaker 5: in Australia, and just send them to Antarctica, any of
Speaker 5: the places that have just shut down. The good stuff
Speaker 5: under the ground there, I think. So yeah, some real
Speaker 5: good stuff.
Speaker 4: I think. Are they're hiding something? There's something going on.
Speaker 5: There's no rather reason why a bunch of scientists are
Speaker 5: sitting there just pretending like nothing's going on.
Speaker 3: Did you that story a while ago where a guy
Speaker 3: arrived at Scott Base, fired up his tender and then
Speaker 3: he got a match, and then put on us his
Speaker 3: jacket and and then drove over to Macmurdo. Really better
Speaker 3: than a lot of people people in big cities getting nothing.
Speaker 3: But this guy's got a tender match and down in
Speaker 3: Scott Base. It's just it's just going to be a
Speaker 3: repeat though, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: I got another match? Yeah, this pool is really smart.
Speaker 4: I've got to I've got all do that on my watch.
Speaker 4: Oh you've got another call here, you're the.
Speaker 6: Seeuth Canterby losses him and I are had. So what
Speaker 6: he needs is something to distract him. He has to
Speaker 6: diversify his sports portfolio. He needs to find some other
Speaker 6: things to support so when the main one goes wrong
Speaker 6: he can be distracted. Personally, I'm like Matt Heath. I've
Speaker 6: got the Dodgers on watching. You can look overseas. There's
Speaker 6: so much round ball going on. You can just pick
Speaker 6: any minor team in any minor league anywhere in the world,
Speaker 6: and that could distract you. Just an idea.
Speaker 4: All right, it's a good point. Auckland f C.
Speaker 5: Oh yeahc Oakland f C debut game this weekend. Yes again,
Speaker 5: long for the pre match Lily World.
Speaker 1: I met Ali Williams Yesterday's actually gonna be in the
Speaker 1: podcast tomorrow. He's in full promo mode at the moment.
Speaker 4: I mean I even saw him on the breakdown pushing football. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I heard of.
Speaker 3: How's the ticket sales gone? For that first one.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 5: I believe it's almost sold out.
Speaker 1: So I got twenty They head sold twenty thousand yesterday
Speaker 1: and there are the capacity is twenty.
Speaker 4: Five twenty five at Mounts Matters the ramp.
Speaker 1: And you know, I keep saying that I'm going to
Speaker 1: let off a flair and I've found out I'm in
Speaker 1: the corporate box this weekend. So I'm going to let
Speaker 1: off the world's first corporate flap that corporate box as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you are. I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm going to go hang out in the port. That's
Speaker 5: where the flaps should be. Get supporters down on the
Speaker 5: south stand.
Speaker 4: I'm going there. I might little flair off at Fritz
Speaker 4: as Wiener's in the cubicle the toilet. How are your
Speaker 4: Dodgers going?
Speaker 5: And by the way, do they do they give you
Speaker 5: some solos from you know, the other teams you support
Speaker 5: that the black Caps are the black Caps.
Speaker 3: They do. But it's a rough season for the Dodgers.
Speaker 3: Got no pitching, you know, they've had so many injuries
Speaker 3: in the pitching. But they've got a great they've got
Speaker 3: a great offense. So they've just got a score. They've
Speaker 3: just got a hit. So many runs and Freddy Freeman
Speaker 3: can't run, but he's still betting, so he has to
Speaker 3: basically just smoke it. But you've got shohe Tan who's
Speaker 3: just phenomenal that gives you. But but yeah, no pitching
Speaker 3: and so so in the first game we put eight
Speaker 3: on them, nine on them on the Mets. In the
Speaker 3: second game they put seven on us and we've got nothing.
Speaker 3: So it's like it's real feastial femine. Either our guys go,
Speaker 3: we get screwed.
Speaker 1: But does it work to save your own mental health
Speaker 1: for supporting another team like the Dodgers?
Speaker 3: But I was because on Saturday when the Dodgers got
Speaker 3: through to the National League Championship Series, I, me and
Speaker 3: Cass celebrated so hard that we turned it into a loss. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so we met MEETI when out the game of Somebody.
Speaker 3: Really we were down at the pubs celebrating, just the
Speaker 3: two of us with Dodger's hats on. No one cares.
Speaker 3: And then the next day I thought to myself, I've
Speaker 3: really gone out of my way to pick a team
Speaker 3: that's got nothing to do with me. Now I live
Speaker 3: and die for it. Now I've got a vaulting hangover.
Speaker 3: I can't remember how I got home, and all for
Speaker 3: a team that's got absolutely nothing to do with me.
Speaker 3: You've just got it so as I've grabbed something out
Speaker 3: of nowhere, you know, just stabbed yourself with it.
Speaker 4: Did you guys get your tattoos? You're going to get tattoos,
Speaker 4: weren't you?
Speaker 3: You and Cass Dodge's tattoo?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Is that what it was?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it got complicated because we've had a trip
Speaker 3: to go over to Los Angeles and then there was
Speaker 3: things got complicated around some illnesses and the family, so
Speaker 3: we didn't go. So we were going to get it done,
Speaker 3: and then I was rejected at a tattoo place on
Speaker 3: Sunset for being too drunk.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a blood alcohol issue, isn't it. Yeah, blood runs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Hippattis some keep me coming dog is tatter on my forehead.
Speaker 4: All right, we got We'll go.
Speaker 5: To one more, one more cally Hey.
Speaker 7: Fellas, we've seriously been missing some cassowary chat over the
Speaker 7: last few weeks. So I reckon in training for Mania
Speaker 7: taking on a cassowary. You know, we're into a bit
Speaker 7: of a magpie swooping season. I want to see you
Speaker 7: out there taking on some magpies bare handed.
Speaker 4: This up, let's do it sweepy anyway, fuck the magpies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's sweepy season with the megpies, so sweeping boys
Speaker 5: will be headed for you.
Speaker 4: That's you've been swooped by a magpie. At school, it
Speaker 4: was the one thing at school that everyone was terrified at. Megpies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just coming at you from the trees like squawking
Speaker 5: as they come at you as well. And when you
Speaker 5: think about it, I mean it's just a bird. You
Speaker 5: could just knock it out with one punch.
Speaker 4: This is what I'm so.
Speaker 3: They're coming get from behind. They know your eyes. That's why,
Speaker 3: if you're smart, you get some of those goggly eyes
Speaker 3: from from a two dollars shop.
Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, I've seen dudes that work in India
Speaker 1: with his tigers in the bush don't wear masks on
Speaker 1: the back of their head to put the tiger off
Speaker 1: from attacking them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they always behind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, weeks with the magpie as well, but some kids
Speaker 3: have them on in Australia, they'll have like on the
Speaker 3: back of the helmet. They have it on the back
Speaker 3: of their bike helmet.
Speaker 4: Goggle. Sweet people he's not going to do much damage. No,
Speaker 4: but it'll skip out of a kid. How good is
Speaker 4: that that?
Speaker 3: That footage from that sort of kids league game and
Speaker 3: Ossie a few years ago. Oh no, the poor bugger.
Speaker 4: Running around the fields just tagging. Oh no, the poor
Speaker 4: little bugger. Just one player. He's stagging and running. Good.
Speaker 3: This kid looks like it's interested in my eggs. It's
Speaker 3: like in the middle of a f football field.
Speaker 4: Oh, the poor bugger. This is a story around my family.
Speaker 1: My dad got out of the shower one day, the
Speaker 1: towel and win to grab something off the clothesline, and
Speaker 1: it started getting swooped by a bird.
Speaker 4: And so he's running back inside.
Speaker 1: Who was inside saw that happening was absolutely not You're
Speaker 1: not bringing that bird and shut him out.
Speaker 5: So now he's doing laps of the house and a
Speaker 5: towel while he's being swooped by a megpie.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, I'm gonna have to get out there
Speaker 1: and not start knocking out us a couple of megpies.
Speaker 5: Real honor and privilege to have you back and again
Speaker 5: this week. Will see you next week.
Speaker 4: So good, so good, thank you, thank you mate.
Speaker 3: And just one more thing before I go guess what's
Speaker 3: happening to me at four thirty this afternoon. Directed My
Speaker 3: son is taking me out to the pub to buy
Speaker 3: me a beer. Oh, that's a big that's so excited.
Speaker 3: He's got a passport.
Speaker 4: He's ready and he's good.
Speaker 3: We're gonna sit down and he's going to go up
Speaker 3: to the pub, the bar, and he's going to buy
Speaker 3: his old man a beer. Is eighteen years old.
Speaker 4: That is a great life achievement for you.
Speaker 1: Birthday, my eighteenth birthday, I went out and I bought
Speaker 1: a pack of cigarettes, a lot of take out, a
Speaker 1: box of beer, and rinted the porno.
Speaker 3: Ah did you. I'm sure I don't know where Charlie
Speaker 3: is right now, but.
Speaker 4: I know he's not always. And Joyette, we'll see you
Speaker 4: guys tomorrow. All right.
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