WEBVTT - "The Time Matt Heath Did Wees On Virat Kohli" 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:01.960 Live from the Export Beer Gun Studio and brought to 0:00:02.040 --> 0:00:04.320 us always by Export Ultra, the beer for here. This 0:00:04.360 --> 0:00:07.160 is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the sixteenth of October. 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:12.399 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:14.920 brought to you by Export Ultra. 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:17.919 And we're running the Three Man Weave this morning. G 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:20.160 Lane and Matt Heath joins. 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:20.720 Us for a Wednesday. 0:00:20.960 --> 0:00:23.439 It's great to be here, our team fantastic. It's great 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:24.919 to have you back down here. 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:25.319 Yeah. 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:29.120 I hope you've followed in the footsteps of the great 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:31.800 Layton Smith and you've taken your dump down on the 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:33.560 ground floor with us before you head out to the 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:34.600 rarefied ear of ZB. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:34.879 Well. 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:37.479 People don't know how the things used to go down 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:40.720 at the Cook Street office when I first started radio 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:42.519 Lateton Smith. You didn't like to go on on on 0:00:42.600 --> 0:00:44.640 the around z B. He didn't want to soil his 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.400 own nest. Yeah, come down with that newspaper under his arm, 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:51.120 Come out of the elevator, go straight into our toilets. Yeah, 0:00:51.159 --> 0:00:54.400 absolutely destroy them, and then head back up the elevator 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:55.240 to get on with this day. 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:57.320 Yeah. A newspaper's a statement of intent. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:00:58.920 I mean he wasn't. 0:00:58.960 --> 0:01:01.400 He wasn't there for he was there for a good time, 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:02.080 not a short time. 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:04.880 Yeah, so he would just sit down and get through 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:06.520 the classifieds everything. 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:10.640 I mean, it's the ultimate insult to music radio. 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:13.520 It was also old school. It was herold when it 0:01:13.560 --> 0:01:15.759 was a broadsheet. You know, it was the huge one. 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:17.479 It was, so. 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:19.880 He's you might see a like a spy, an old 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:21.240 cold war spy with a glass. 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:22.720 It was that one of those big ones. You could 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:24.800 hid your whole face behind me. I see the newspaper. 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:27.600 I've always found the newspaper very difficult to read from 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:30.400 a functional standpoint. My day when his struggles with the 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:33.760 broadsheet newspaper, Well, there are any Sundays now these days, 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:34.520 which and. 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:36.280 You're shift shipping a lot that you're never going to read, 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:39.240 Like in terms of efficiency and newspapers, you might want 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:41.240 to read the sport, but there's a whole lot of 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:42.880 stuff at the front. I'm not going to even look 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:43.200 at it. 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:44.959 But you're paying for it, paying for all of it, 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:45.320 I think. 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:47.640 And then and then there's the classified ads and the 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:50.320 magazines you want those, all the magazines that come farting 0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:52.400 out of it when you pick it up. What about 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:54.680 in London on a on a of a Sunday or 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:55.160 a Saturday. 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:58.160 Jesus, I came with CDs, the newspaper with all these 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:01.680 freak multiple CDs would fall out. 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:04.840 Do they still run the tabloids over there? Because that 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:07.360 blew me away. When I went over to England and 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:09.080 you saw Teddies on the third page, Teddies on the 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:11.200 third page, and I was like, I was on the 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:11.679 two three. 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:16.160 I was like, really okay, yeah, you go over there and. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:19.000 You're gonna be I'm gonna be reading these sophisticated newspapers. 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.200 I'll be the Observer, the Telegraph, I'll be the Guardian, 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:23.359 and then two days then you're on the Sun. 0:02:23.520 --> 0:02:29.320 And the headlines that they put on, the salacious headlines. 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:30.760 It's too juicy. 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:34.000 It's like trying to eat the proper newspapers is trying 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:37.760 to eat a salad when someone's offering you a burger, 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:42.760 a juicy, juicy, greasy burger, and some for a case, yeah, a. 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:45.639 CAFC and then the salad. Yeah, you know what's good 0:02:45.639 --> 0:02:48.799 for you. You can't help yourself. It's just it's always 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:51.519 like I bonk my cousin and now my mum. 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:55.280 You know, yeah, and then it's like inflation could be 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.680 a tip to go up by two basis points twenty 0:02:57.720 --> 0:03:00.000 basis points. You're like, what was that thing about the 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.680 hasn't it I sleep with my dog? Is that okay? 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:04.119 Yeah? 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:08.280 I cheated on my cousin with my dog. It's so Yeah. 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:11.400 People say social media is bad now, and then we're 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:14.720 getting our brains rotted by on the internet, and brains 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:16.160 have been being rotted for forever. 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:18.560 Our brains are gone, they were gone years ago. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.480 They don't even that, And I reckon those tabloids are 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:25.560 worse for athletes, mental health and what happens on social media? 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:26.960 Yeah, because that was way. 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:28.519 Worse and you knew that everyone was watching it is 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:31.840 when you get a DM you just got it. Meanwhile, 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:34.880 they're like, you know, Sonny Bell's done so and so 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:37.640 on a toilet with David Warner's future wife. Yeah, you know, 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:40.720 it's like Jesus, that's so much worse. Yeah, they'll still 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:43.200 be talking about it on podcasts ten years later, especially 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:47.880 for Davy Warner. That whole thing, what rough, what going forward? 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:50.520 What is in the maxim mentioned? 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:51.320 What's fighting up? 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:54.600 The listeners on news dogs zi'db this week. 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:56.920 Not my Dodger's chat. I'll tell you what me talking about. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.480 I know you throw it out there. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.240 I can only be me. And look, I've boord the 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:05.000 ship out of people on Hodaki and the A c C. 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:08.320 With podcast, this very podcast, and I'm going to stop. 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:11.800 I'm not going to stop. But yeah, currently the National 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:16.280 League Championship Series between the Mets and the Dodgers. First game, 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:18.920 we absolutely smoked them. Second game, they absolutely smoked us. 0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:20.400 So there you go. 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:23.880 They're not loving that on ZI. But I tell you 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:26.480 what it doesn't. It doesn't excite people Dodgers cham what 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:27.720 excites are the most. 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:31.159 I was talking you say that had the lines really 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:34.400 going because they're kind of it's quite a male audience. 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:37.200 So I was talking about boys trips and I was saying, 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:40.240 I was saying the protocol. I was saying, a great 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:43.920 time is when a when a stag doo runs into 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:46.400 the hen's party, especially if you're one of the single guys. 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:47.760 Oh yeah, yeah you're not. 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:50.680 So we're not doing the cross at the streams cross 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:53.320 party in a but it's also but random hen's parties 0:04:53.320 --> 0:04:58.159 a corresponding I think the corresponding hen can be an 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:01.080 advantage for the for the groom because because because it 0:05:01.760 --> 0:05:05.400 can stop him spending his whole marriage and with a 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:05.800 sense of. 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:07.599 Shame explaining what's happened. 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:09.919 But I'm saying, if you're a hanger on a stag 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:13.159 d you maybe third or fourth mate back and and 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:15.840 it crosses path with the hen patty, then that's a 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:17.839 good time to be middle of them. And that got 0:05:18.000 --> 0:05:19.719 eight hundred and eighty ten. They've got the cause. 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:20.279 Go did it? 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:20.599 Yeah? 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:22.880 I met my wife that way and a lot of 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.400 you're not on hurdaching now shut up. 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:29.479 I heard I heard Jerry on there spoke in the book, Yeah, 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:31.120 which was good. It gave you a bit of advice 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:34.160 around from Sheeryl Wells. Yeah, lady Sheryl gave you a 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:34.919 bit of advice she. 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:37.640 Wells when I was enjoying enjoying my shame. But she says, 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:40.320 let some more woman on. Yeah, and I let anyone. 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:43.920 And he rightly said, eighty you welcome on, lady ryl 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:45.480 put your money with your mouth. 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:46.240 Doesn't come on? 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:49.479 We need we need guess what about on stagger the 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:52.599 guy who gets way too excited and particularly where I 0:05:52.640 --> 0:05:53.640 know this go the. 0:05:53.520 --> 0:05:57.680 Father Oh, the fathers are a problem. On stag, do they. Yeah, 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:00.760 they have to keep their cool well, and you can't 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:02.320 be having Yeah. 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:04.120 It's it's a tough one because something you know, a 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:05.520 lot of people, a lot of the guys won't know 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:07.920 the dad. They won't know how he likes to get down, 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:11.120 They don't know what he knows about them. Yeah, but 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:15.120 I have heard stories of, for example, the bachelor being 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:18.360 stripped down and put had a like a collar or 0:06:18.400 --> 0:06:20.400 a leash put around him, and then each of the 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.680 members of the stag who were taking turns peddling him. 0:06:22.880 --> 0:06:25.280 And then once the game was over, they turned around 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:28.000 and the father was back and there for another and 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:29.600 it was like, all right. 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:33.400 Yeah, you know that he will, Yeah, he'll peddle you. 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:39.880 The doctor lay, oh yeah, he got stuck into me right, No, 0:06:39.960 --> 0:06:41.200 I was talking about someone else. 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:45.200 But they're having at yours as well. I mean that's good. 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:47.840 I mean that's good behavior from the dad. But the 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:49.840 dad can't get too feverishly into it. 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:51.120 He can't be the hit of the pack. 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:55.120 The dad, the father in law, father in law can't 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:55.760 get a hit of the pack. 0:06:55.839 --> 0:06:57.560 Do you know that the other most dangerous you got 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:00.520 them their pole position, The other most dangerous p at 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:04.799 a stagdoo and wedding is the last person to get married. 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:08.880 So you know two months earlier, if you mate Dave 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:09.840 got married. 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:12.239 He's been through all that stress, he's been through the stagg, 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:16.120 He's gone through his wedding, and he targets the next function. 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:16.920 He's avengeful. 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:20.640 Yeah, he's got a lot of vengeful and so he's 0:07:20.960 --> 0:07:22.600 come out of his stressful wedding, has come out of 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:25.000 punishment for his mates and everything, and he's the next 0:07:25.040 --> 0:07:25.880 weddings two weeks later. 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:26.760 The staggdoo, he is. 0:07:26.880 --> 0:07:29.200 He's smarting from a couple of speeches at the wedding. 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:30.680 You're the ones you've got to worry about. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:34.000 They are coming in and eyeing you up because because 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:38.160 you you know, you absolutely bankrupted him, you know, on 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:39.320 the top shelf at the wedding. 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:42.400 Yeah, I did this to a good friend of everyone's here, 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:47.680 Jason win Stanley who's radio here down at range. Yeah, 0:07:47.760 --> 0:07:50.360 and it was costing him a fortune. And he had 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:53.200 been at my wedding yelling at me your past laying. 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:57.720 So I was it great, great eccent. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.840 So I was at his and I remember seeing him 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:03.480 and he had hawks Bay pills there and everything that 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:06.160 was quite good craft beer on tap. And I saw 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:07.880 him the other side of the room and he was 0:08:07.920 --> 0:08:10.120 getting punished, and I opened the beer and I was 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:11.560 out in the garden and I was just tipping it 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:13.440 into the garden and looking at him, and then I 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:16.239 was getting another one and tipping it into the garden 0:08:16.280 --> 0:08:17.320 and you can see him going. 0:08:19.760 --> 0:08:26.280 Oh boy, Craigie range reding that out. That's bankrupting. That's 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:29.080 basically as the red goes down, your bank balance goes down. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:31.240 Admittedly, at that wedding, no one, no one was on 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:33.880 the dance floor except me and another gentleman called Paul Flynn, 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:36.800 who ended up sharing barstools and throwing them through our legs. 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:42.240 Then we put a stack of barstools up like a tower, 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:45.600 and then I covered it and covered the dance floor 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:48.439 and beer, and I slid Paul Flin across the dance 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:49.560 fell and knocked down all the chairs. 0:08:49.679 --> 0:08:52.280 Another type of person you don't want at your wedding, 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:53.760 or stag do as a glay. 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:58.480 It's a spirit specific type of person. 0:08:58.600 --> 0:08:59.920 You don't want a glay. 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:03.160 You're right though, because as an unmarried man, I am 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.839 aware of keeping my head down that stag those because 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:09.120 you know yours is coming, so you can't because that's 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:11.040 the other thing. If you're the first dude to bust 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:13.199 out a shock collar or something and you haven't had 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:16.000 yours yet, Yeah, you just know it's all coming back 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:16.520 to haunt you. 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:20.120 What I did to Dave get I'm gonna say his name, 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:22.840 but what we David Gibson, No, let's say lose another 0:09:22.880 --> 0:09:25.720 the ruggy player, Dave Gibson, not the muso Daryl Gibson. 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:27.719 No Dave. Anyway, let's not worry about it. 0:09:28.120 --> 0:09:28.960 Let's not give us name. 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:32.760 What we did to him should never be done to 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:38.200 wasn't good. There was a lot of hot pizzas strapped 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:42.280 to him with with with gaffer tape, and then anyway 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:43.720 he ended up. He didn't know that we were putting 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:46.400 him live on television, on a live TV show, so 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:47.319 he got unwrapped. 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:51.199 Anyway, it wasn't good. Everyone lost their way. 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:53.199 I think if men spend too much time together in 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:55.760 a pack, this is the acc happens with us as well. 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:59.679 Things get feverish. Yeah, things get out of control. Well 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:01.440 that's way crossing swords or the hints. But it can 0:10:01.520 --> 0:10:03.480 be quite good, Yeah, Logan O'Connor. 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:06.000 We put a shot collar on him crossing streams down 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:09.120 there in Central Otaga. There were no hensters to be seen, 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:12.760 none in Central Otaga to cross swords with, but we 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:16.319 and then made him harvest honey from a live bee 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:19.480 hive for the with a shot collar on. He came 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:22.320 back and everyone was hiding the remote for the shot collar, 0:10:22.400 --> 0:10:25.000 and it just drove him mad because he didn't know 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.840 who was shocking him. In the end, he found Jared 0:10:27.880 --> 0:10:30.280 Graham with the thing in his hair and fucking clocked him, 0:10:30.480 --> 0:10:33.959 just clean clocked him three afternoon. 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:36.880 It's not good when the when the groom starts crying, no, 0:10:37.360 --> 0:10:38.280 you've gone too far. You know. 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:40.200 When I had a couple of walk offs, I've had 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:42.440 a couple of I've had a couple of stag walk offs. 0:10:42.559 --> 0:10:44.640 Yeah, well, it's such a fine line because I don't 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:46.440 I'm not one of the ones who's like, let's get 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:48.679 this guy so wasted he can't remember anything. But I 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.040 know that a lot of people are. I'm like, this 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:53.640 needs to be a good time. I had to fail 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:55.800 at the last stagg do I went to. We went 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:57.480 to the wy Medi Rodeo and I tried to get 0:10:57.520 --> 0:11:01.280 the stag into the radio and to the Yeah, I 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:03.800 at least wanted because I was trying to explain to 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:06.040 the guy at the radio, I just want him to 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:08.920 think you're going to let a beast out into the 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:09.720 arena with him. 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:12.600 You don't have to, but I just need a moment 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.160 of him thinking you're about to release a ball into 0:11:15.200 --> 0:11:15.520 the pen. 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.480 He's just the sniff of pure terror. 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:21.079 Yeah, And he was like, you know, we're pretty severely 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:24.320 under the microscope here as a radio association. 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:28.199 We don't want to. We don't want to. 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:29.560 We don't want to be the news. We don't want 0:11:29.559 --> 0:11:30.679 to be on the front page of the paper tomorrow. 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:33.439 We don't want some half us podcasts to getting his 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:36.520 mate into the fucking rodeo, because. 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:38.960 We've got a bit on point that's such a good point. 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:42.680 Last night we went to the launch of the Great 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:45.640 New Zealand Teoff YEP, which for those who don't understand 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:47.280 how it works, lay well, it's. 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:47.599 What it is. 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.800 Is a one hundred and ninety golf clubs around New 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:54.440 Zealand have donated at least two tea times for free 0:11:55.040 --> 0:11:57.160 to the Great New Zealand Teoff and they put them 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:59.720 up for auction. There is golf courses all around New 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.880 zeal Like some actually some pretty mean golf courses as well. 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:06.560 In there you've got Kinlock Golf Course in Topaur, which 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:13.040 is Jack Nicholson design Jack Nicholas. Which one's that Jack Nicholas. Anyway, 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.480 there's some great courses. So one hundred ninety courses donated it. 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:18.040 You go on, you just bid whatever you want and 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:21.640 it's alive for three weeks. Every single dollar goes to 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:25.959 the November Foundation. And when when you buy your tea 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:28.360 time you've got a week to redeem it in the 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:29.679 great New zeal On tee off at the end of 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:30.720 November for one week. 0:12:30.640 --> 0:12:32.880 Because last year it all happened on the exact same time, yes, 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:34.800 that same day. But they've opened it up a little 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:35.760 bit now. But you can go. 0:12:35.880 --> 0:12:38.840 You can get some great little courses. It's these country courses. 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:42.640 There's big city courses. Heaps down the Rustly down in 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:47.680 christ Church. There is Jack's Point in Queenstown to today, yeah, 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:52.480 and there's Royal Auckland, there's the Grange. There's some amazing courses. Anyway, 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:55.959 it's all donated. It's all for a good cause and 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:58.600 to get on there. Anyone who bids as well goes 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:00.599 in the drawer to when you and three mates to 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:03.560 play at Tiado thinks and you get to stay the night, 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:06.360 you get to have dinner and get to be hosted 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:08.719 by the ACC and November teams as well. 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:10.480 Out there. That's a pretty mean prize. Yeah, it is 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:13.160 a pretty mean prize. And also my next question who 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:13.679 who from? 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:13.800 They? 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:16.200 Who from? Is going to go on that? They'll need 0:13:16.280 --> 0:13:17.920 you'll need people from the a c. Yeah, yeah, you 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:20.120 had a few people. Yeah, we will play golf. Probably 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:20.920 would need to come out. 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:25.040 But for the details to get onto to bid for anything, 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:28.120 text t t ee to three two three six. You'll 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:30.439 see all the courses on there. It's easy as it's 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:33.520 Gala bid. It's the vollet have got behind it. It's 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:35.360 the Valet Great New Zealand Tea off the Great New 0:13:35.400 --> 0:13:38.200 Zealand Golf brand, a local golf brand who are competing 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:41.040 with the big dogs of the world, which is which 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:44.920 is awesome to see as you were involved. Alternate commentary. 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.200 We're involved. We're involved. Last year for the inaugural year. 0:13:47.240 --> 0:13:49.040 They have seventy five grand last year, which is a 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:51.720 pretty good start. So aiming for one hundred grand this year. 0:13:51.840 --> 0:13:54.360 So if you're into golf. If you're into golf, it 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:57.360 is a great excuse also because you get three mates 0:13:57.400 --> 0:14:00.400 together to if you tell you your other half charity, 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:02.079 I'm doing this charity thing. Yeah, I've got to do 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:04.880 this charity golf thing this weekend. And if you, if 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:06.320 you look at it, you can actually have a whole 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:09.079 weekend if you, you could probably get four rounds in 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:12.640 in some like regional courses and just go on a roady. 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:14.839 And it's for charity. I'm doing this for I have 0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:17.000 to do this for charity. It's about men's health. I 0:14:17.000 --> 0:14:18.640 don't want to. I'd rather be at home. I'd rather 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:20.280 be at home. But I've got to catch up with 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:23.240 with Maniah and Matt and Jerry. We haven't seen each 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:24.760 other for at least a couple of days, and we 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:27.920 need to talk through a few things. Man I's going 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:29.880 through some things. You know, I can't talk to you 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:32.520 about it, but yeah, he wants to keep it secret. Matt, 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:33.920 you know he's going through some things as well which 0:14:33.960 --> 0:14:37.560 we can only and yeah and when. 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:41.720 When and look, he just needs a really massive hangover 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:43.640 in two days of drinking just to deal with it. 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:45.840 That's the only way to deal with way to deal 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:47.640 with it. And so we're at the launch last night, 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.080 and the launch was at a driving range. There was 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:53.600 Dan Carter was there, Dezzy was there, Dizzy as they 0:14:53.680 --> 0:14:56.760 call him, and so we were doing the long drive competition. 0:14:56.880 --> 0:14:58.360 I didn't really know what I was in for when 0:14:58.360 --> 0:14:59.560 we went out there. I thought I knew it was 0:14:59.600 --> 0:14:59.960 the launch. 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:00.360 The thing. 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:04.840 He goes, right, this is obviously fundraiser long. 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:08.160 Drive competition, amazing prizes up for golden Eddy desk, Dan Carter, 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:11.360 limited edition boots signed as well, signed, all sorts of stuff, 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:14.600 vollet stuff as you were anyway, all that for grabs. 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:17.880 He goes one hundred bucks five golf balls. You hate 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:20.040 your five balls, You go on the chance to win, 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:24.240 sending the woman a bit of a tight financial spot 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:25.240 at the moment. I don't know if I've got one 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:28.680 hundred dollars the thing. But then he starts walking around 0:15:28.720 --> 0:15:31.480 the room with the f POS machine and I'm like, fuck, 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:34.480 if Dan Carter walks up to me with a so much, 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:36.480 I'm a hundred bucks. So I'm now going to have 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:37.880 to go back and tell them, yeah, look, we're at 0:15:37.920 --> 0:15:38.520 a hundred bucks. 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:39.040 I'm sorry. 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:40.920 I know I told you I had to work late 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:43.160 last night, but we're actually at one hundred bucks. 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:47.760 So I got it. I got embroiled in this dance 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:50.400 where I was just sort of he got me, he 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:52.880 cornered me. He got me. And you can't say no 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:55.520 to Dan Carter. Dan Carter thrust the f pox machine 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:55.920 in your face. 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:58.800 I mean you're going to stay away from Dan Carter? Yeah, 0:15:59.200 --> 0:15:59.440 I mean. 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:01.800 The worst thing was it was for the longest drive, 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:03.760 and then the guys in the bays next to us, 0:16:03.840 --> 0:16:08.000 one of them was from His name was Josh Ferness, 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:10.960 and there was another guy out from Windross. 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:11.760 He's from. 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:14.720 And they. 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:19.120 Were heading drives three hundred plus. 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:21.520 It was heading the back net and at one stage 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:24.000 I said, had it harder, you pussy, and he did, 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:26.920 and he hit it three and twenty and then he 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:29.440 dropped it off the tee and started hitting it off 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:31.920 the carpet the same distance. And then I said, you 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:34.000 can't go on the longest drive because I've just paid 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:36.640 one hundred bucks, and and then he goes, okay, I'll 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:38.440 hit it right handed because he was left handed, and 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:39.880 he hit it further than I had it. I was 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:43.240 like right, fuck you guys. Yeah, and so Dizzy made 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:46.320 two divisions. He made the three hundred plus guys do 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:48.440 their own thing. They just won a pack of tea, 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:51.040 so that was the hackers, and then the hackers had 0:16:51.080 --> 0:16:51.640 their own one way. 0:16:51.640 --> 0:16:52.600 They won the golden boots. 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:56.280 So that's that's more. Yeah, anticipation trophies. I get it. 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:58.880