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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast network. It's Fleachborn and Hayley's a

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Speaker 1: little bit of pot.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to a little bit of pod.

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Speaker 1: You may remember it was it last week on the

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Speaker 1: Big Podge. I had a cricket keeping me away. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: And it was a cricket and it chirped all night

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Speaker 1: and I thought, you know, it's stuck in the doorway.

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Speaker 1: You tried tried squirting it and we just ended up

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Speaker 1: giving up. And this was at a male friend of

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Speaker 1: my physically active with me friend mail of the kind house.

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Speaker 3: It was in, I would have just gone.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't it just like friends benefit launch? It's just fuck buddy,

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Speaker 2: I think.

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Speaker 3: We call them, but please okay, oh, I'm sorry the language.

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Speaker 1: So I'm at my fb's place and the cricket when

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Speaker 1: we talked about this, and then I woke up in

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Speaker 1: the morning to go to work and I just abandoned

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Speaker 1: the house and it's like good luck, but the thing

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Speaker 1: was still chirping.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't hear of it because of his tennis album

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Speaker 2: He's Got Tonight, Okay, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I have spent like every night since then in

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Speaker 1: my own bed, and so the cricket I had just

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Speaker 1: assumed had removed itself from the situation, and I was like, okay, great,

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Speaker 1: Like crickets don't just tend to go on. Last night,

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Speaker 1: I go over to my fb's house.

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Speaker 3: You're kidding, liveing in like forest or something.

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Speaker 2: Did and said they sprayed a cricket with w D

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Speaker 2: forty or and so I couldn't get a grip on

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Speaker 2: its storage to make the noise. Yeah, stop them doing it.

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Speaker 1: Because last time he didn't have fly spray. So we

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Speaker 1: were like it was all we were just spray. We

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Speaker 1: sprayed the last of it and that was that it

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Speaker 1: was done. And I was like, oh my god, Like

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Speaker 1: five days later, this freaking cricket. And he was like,

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Speaker 1: never mind. I bought new fly spray, goes to the garage,

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Speaker 1: gets the fly spray. We go inside and outside the

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Speaker 1: ranch slider because that's where I can hear it from.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the sound bounces like this, get it everywhere, nothing silence, Heavenly.

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Speaker 1: Here.

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Speaker 3: I go hop into bed.

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Speaker 1: The sound starts again, and I was like, well, maybe

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Speaker 1: he's just taking his time dying because he's a crocket,

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Speaker 1: you know, maybe they're maybe they're like cockroaches.

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Speaker 3: I think they can last. It starts get louder, and

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Speaker 3: I was like, what the hell is this? And then

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Speaker 3: I start to hear it in the house.

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Speaker 1: It's in the room.

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Speaker 3: I was like, it's not in the doorway at all.

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Speaker 2: Wait, it's in the house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So then I start I'm out, I'm up, I'm on

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Speaker 1: my hands and knees and I'm crawling around the floor

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Speaker 1: like listening for this thing, like where is it? And

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Speaker 1: then I see the bastard and I just get my

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Speaker 1: first and I go right on them. Yeah, I left

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Speaker 1: it up, and he's like all smash, and I said, yeah,

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Speaker 1: there you go. And he drops on the floor and

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Speaker 1: I was like, you bastard, you're going to ruin another

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Speaker 1: night's sleep. And I get the can and flyspra and

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Speaker 1: I was.

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Speaker 2: Like, just to really make sure that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I spread it so much, so much that the

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Speaker 1: boy had to say the can does say one shot,

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Speaker 1: like he'd had enough of how much I was spraying it.

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Speaker 3: But officially that cricketers dead and.

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Speaker 2: Gone until the next one pops into. I don't think

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Speaker 2: it's the same cricket. I think it's a finding Nemo situation.

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Speaker 2: The first cricket got lost. Yeah, the father cricket came

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Speaker 2: looking for it, and then then that one died, and

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Speaker 2: then the one in the room was just like an

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Speaker 2: auntie or something. You're just slowly destroying the entire.

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Speaker 3: Can bring on Mum, you know, bring mum. Dear you