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Speaker 1: The Whold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.

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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

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Speaker 2: Is indeed the Arctic Monkeys.

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Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.

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Speaker 3: The time is exactly twenty three minutes past five o'clock.

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Speaker 4: Hey fellers.

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Speaker 5: Later on this evening, we will be doing a staple

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Speaker 5: of the Big Show, which is What's for Tea New Zealand. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: and I've been doing some thinking around the segment. I

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Speaker 5: want it to be as polished and as professional as

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Speaker 5: it can possibly be. It's a segment where I read

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Speaker 5: out text that you guys have seent in on three

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Speaker 5: four eight three telling us what you're having for dinner,

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Speaker 5: and we give out toy prize packs. Yeah, with this

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Speaker 5: in mind, I'm going to start collating a list right now. Okay,

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Speaker 5: so if you're listening, you want a toy prize pack?

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Speaker 5: What are you having for dinner? Sent it through on

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Speaker 5: three four eight three. And it's going to be the

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Speaker 5: slightest version of the segment we've ever done because I've

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Speaker 5: had some feedback that maybe it's been a bit rough

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Speaker 5: of roughest gutss later.

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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, Yeah, because I was going to say, it

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Speaker 3: seems very early for you to be doing it now, Keezy.

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Speaker 5: Well, no, that's right, and so it's like we'll start

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Speaker 5: the ball rolling now by the time six o'clock comes around.

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Speaker 4: Holy cow, sure it's going to be amazing.

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Speaker 3: I just don't you to be inundated with too many choices,

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Speaker 3: because you're right, it has been an absolute disaster.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, is this here, I'm reading about Jason yoga fellows.

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Speaker 2: You're a caall. This is a classic Hardy J.

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Speaker 3: I'm afraid, much to my embarrassment, You'll recall about three

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Speaker 3: months ago, Mogi, I.

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Speaker 2: Signed up to a yoga app.

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Speaker 3: Do you recall I remember that, man, you said to me,

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Speaker 3: you'll do it twice and then forget about it.

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Speaker 2: And let me just say you were bang on. You were.

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Speaker 2: You were absolutely pin point perfect there.

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Speaker 5: So when you signed up to it, I remember you

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Speaker 5: had to pay for it, So you had to pay

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Speaker 5: the download the app.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I was on Inster.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you served it.

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Speaker 3: It was one of those ads and I thought that

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Speaker 3: looks that looks good. Yeah, change, I thought, Hardy J.

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Speaker 3: So I went up there and I and they got

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Speaker 3: a specialized program for me, and I signed up and

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Speaker 3: it was fifteen bucks.

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Speaker 2: And that's not.

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Speaker 4: Bad, right, there's just okay, it.

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Speaker 2: Was fifteen dollars a month. Mogie.

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Speaker 3: Fast forward three months later, right, and my wife, my bath,

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Speaker 3: is going through our credit card statement and she says

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Speaker 3: to me, on Sunday.

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Speaker 4: She says, she sees, she sees.

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Speaker 3: She says, who j what's this because we had there's

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Speaker 3: been some dodgy dealings going on Uber again, but that's

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Speaker 3: another matter.

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Speaker 2: We'll getrow a little bit tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: And my wife said to me, quite seriously, what's this

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Speaker 3: yoga thing on our statement? And I said, oh, I

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Speaker 4: And she's thinking, oh, like a class.

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Speaker 2: Well you know, well, you know they give you a specialized.

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Speaker 6: Program, specialized what catered to you and your needs to

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Speaker 6: me and my needs, right, And I said, oh, it's

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Speaker 6: just a yoga app I signed up for so I

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Speaker 6: can do yoga every day.

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Speaker 2: I didn't tell her, of course, that I wasn't.

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Speaker 3: Doing it at all, no, and she said seventy bucks

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Speaker 3: a month, yeah, And I went, what what do you mean?

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Speaker 3: Seventy bucks a month?

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Speaker 4: So I think you're going to switch?

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 3: At the time, I was just sanitizing it for radio

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Speaker 3: there kasy so I went into the statement there, so

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Speaker 3: it was thirty nine to ninety nine US.

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Speaker 2: Dollars fifteen. I have no idea where it came from.

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Speaker 3: So for the last three months I've been paying seventy

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Speaker 2: I don't even.

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Speaker 4: Use yogat for Yeah, the interesting thing, can.

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Speaker 2: I be really really honest here? It was cheer yoga. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: When you're doing on a chair, that's the laziest for

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're basically sitting most of the time.

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Speaker 5: Because this is reminiscent of which you're basically set most.

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Speaker 4: This is of when Hoidy J. Remember we were down

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Speaker 4: I think it was in Tanhaky Even.

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Speaker 5: It was Wellington, Wellington Lucky over a year ago and

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Speaker 5: Hoidy J needed to scan a QR code, so instead

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Speaker 5: of using his camera which comes with one equipped, he

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Speaker 5: downloaded a QR code app, put his credit card details.

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Speaker 4: In and that's one hundred and eighty dollars out. You'd

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Speaker 4: not like it was so.

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Speaker 3: Good, and that was annoying because that was meant to

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Speaker 3: they took one.

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Speaker 2: Hundred and eighty back. So I just want to.

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Speaker 3: Put a warning out there for people, just don't sign

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Speaker 3: up to the ship unless you really know what's going on.

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Speaker 2: Clearly I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I still to my defense, in my defense, I still

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Speaker 3: don't know what happened there.

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Speaker 7: No, in your defense, and this is your defense, you

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Speaker 7: still don't know what happened.

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Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and

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Speaker 1: Kissey News.

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Speaker 2: There on the radio.

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Speaker 3: Hold you showed this Wednesday afternoon. The time it's twenty

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Speaker 3: five minutes past four o'clock.

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Speaker 2: We had the big pole today pole and the question

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Speaker 2: was we's in the shower? Yes or no? And we

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Speaker 2: have been showered with responses.

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Speaker 4: We certainly have.

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Speaker 5: And just so people are aware of that, just joined

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Speaker 5: us MOGGI yes, Hoidy j only goes we's in the

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Speaker 5: shower nowhere else And I'm an occasional but.

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Speaker 4: Prefer not to da you prefer too? Your wife prefers you're.

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Speaker 5: Not to Yeah, yeah, no, I just know that she'd

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Speaker 5: be oh, that's gross, right, So I'm okay, fine, I

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Speaker 5: won't do it in the shower. That often has she

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Speaker 5: actually said there or you're anticipating that. I remember saying

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Speaker 5: that about five years ago. It really stuck with me,

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Speaker 5: you know, really resonated.

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Speaker 2: Did he smelly wee jays?

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Speaker 4: Do you no?

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Speaker 2: Like if you've had a Jase?

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Speaker 5: Only half of people in the world are affected by

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Speaker 5: asparagus weeeze.

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Speaker 4: By the way, I'm not one of them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, interesting, why do you? Yes?

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Speaker 3: I do?

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Speaker 2: I have terrible asparagus.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, reaking look, lots of ticks on three four eight three.

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Speaker 5: So I've obviously really struck a chord here with New Zealand,

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Speaker 5: they say, and of course a reminder everyone that sticks

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Speaker 5: through in the drawer for a toy price pack, have

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Speaker 5: a morning wheeze, have a morning wheeze routine involving the shower.

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Speaker 5: That's from a female?

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 7: So?

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Speaker 5: Literally every morning wheeze in the shower? I think the

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Speaker 5: because he exclusively sits down to we That's true, the

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Speaker 5: respect towards his you do the vagina thing, Jason?

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Speaker 4: What is going on? Man? All right?

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Speaker 5: Hey feelers, I used to win the shower until I

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Speaker 5: heard that one. It's not good for your pelvic floor

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Speaker 5: until it trains your body to do wheeze whenever you

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Speaker 5: hear running water.

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Speaker 4: Oh now I like this. It's not good for your

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Speaker 4: pelvic floor. Okay?

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Speaker 3: Was that?

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Speaker 4: Why not?

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Speaker 7: So that also would mean that you can't You're saying

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Speaker 7: that I can't stand naked in the street while it's

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Speaker 7: raining and urinate because that's bad for my pelvic flour.

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Speaker 5: Because you love that, That would certainly explain that I do.

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Speaker 5: I'd be a female thing.

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Speaker 3: Which is interesting too from your perspective to Mogi, because

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Speaker 3: you don't like having an orgasm standing up, don't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know that's I'm in a world of.

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Speaker 5: Trouble a Fellers. I used to wear in the shower,

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Speaker 5: but stopped about two years ago. Wife still loves it, though,

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Speaker 5: so he still.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, easy, I blanked out there? What was that that wor?

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Speaker 5: I'll keep going, I'm a female. I pee in the shower,

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Speaker 5: nothing wrong with it, entirely healthy and.

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Speaker 4: Normal thing to do.

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Speaker 6: Defensive match, that's only that pro it can I also

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Speaker 6: make the point me me, it's always, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: And the reason that I do wear in the shower

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Speaker 3: because I don't have a powerful stream no, and so

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Speaker 3: it tends to dribble down the leg a bit, so

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Speaker 3: I like to have running water.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, That to me makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Thanks, Mogi.

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Speaker 5: You do have the stool in your shower, right, and

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Speaker 5: by still I mean the thing you sit on.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and I've got the bars on the side.

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Speaker 3: But like when I'm wearing I hold onto the bars.

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Speaker 2: I'm not set.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, because your league shake with your urinate, yes, which

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Speaker 7: is strange for someone of your age.

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Speaker 5: How about this, it's cold beer and wing in the shower.

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Speaker 5: It's ace mate. I've had a shower beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I've never combined the two though. That sounds lovely.

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Speaker 2: I've definitely done.

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Speaker 7: There's pretty out of it, man, because you're drinking a

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Speaker 5: It's like a water fountain. I've never done that. Well, look,

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Speaker 5: keep the test coming. We'll update the Hurdarky Big Pole

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Speaker 5: as we go along. You can actually have your official

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Speaker 5: say on the hdaky bis Instagram story. We will vote

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Speaker 5: there and then we will lock it in conclusively at

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Speaker 5: the end of the show, whether it's fine to do

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Speaker 5: it or not coming up next.

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Speaker 4: Fellas.

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Speaker 5: I know Jason you're my agent, but I've actually found

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Speaker 5: myself a bit of a gig. You would mind some

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Speaker 4: What do you reckon?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: The hd Aking Big Show with j Mike and Kyzy.

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Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hdarchy.

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Speaker 2: Indeed Blind one a two.

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Speaker 3: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon,

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Speaker 3: live from murdu Wai golf Course out here in West Auckland.

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Speaker 3: Beautiful seascape out there, just looking across the ocean there, fellows,

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Speaker 3: great stuff.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: We were just talking about the fact that in the

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Speaker 3: previous break there that Pugsun actually drove on to my

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Speaker 3: foot and the golf cart and then part there. That

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Speaker 3: wasn't the only humiliation I've had actually in the last

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Speaker 3: twenty four hours. You were a call of course that

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Speaker 3: I was going up for dinner with my in laws

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Speaker 3: last night.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you were fuming about it.

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Speaker 7: You said, you can't stand them.

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Speaker 4: And you see the only reason, you guys, because that

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Speaker 4: they often pay.

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Speaker 7: For it because you like holding on to your cash,

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Speaker 3: You know, and the interesting thing is, I still don't

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Speaker 3: And I don't know how you guys are with your

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you're still trying to get them to like

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Speaker 4: What about you, Maggie in law's all good?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, they love me just just for who

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Speaker 7: you've been trying to do this for twenty seven years

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Speaker 3: I mean you're you're attracted to your in laws, so

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Speaker 4: You're just just saying on the radio.

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Speaker 7: It feels we're getting a little bit off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to So we went to this

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Speaker 4: Oh god, hang on lucky.

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Speaker 3: It was a fantastic restaurant called Ghost Street in the

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Speaker 4: Was the chicken thigh in it?

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Speaker 3: Some green beans and suffer. What was also in this

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Speaker 2: Were whole chilies.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and about twenty to thirty of the baskets it

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Speaker 3: I first make the point that it was a dry chili,

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Speaker 2: So I'm chewing away.

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Speaker 3: There, and all of a sudden it's burning like an

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Speaker 2: And within about five seconds of me chewing this chili, I.

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Speaker 3: Get the heck cups, I go purple, and my wife

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Speaker 2: You, okay, you made it worse, Yeah, which makes it worse.

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Speaker 3: Anyone sort of starting, oh, you were right, Jay, She

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Speaker 3: it's good, it's good. It's just a bit hotter than

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Speaker 3: I expected. And I was on fire. But what made

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Speaker 3: this massive chili with craploads of saliva, and it was

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Speaker 3: and put anyone was trying to be polite and just

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Speaker 6: Anyway.

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Speaker 2: It was very sort of quiet after that.

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Speaker 3: But the terrible thing about it was it burnt for

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Speaker 3: about fifteen minutes afterwards, and I was trying to carry

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Speaker 3: on like it was all g right, Oh, that's a

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Speaker 7: Right in terms of the in laws that you think

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Speaker 3: Look, I'll be honest with you, Maggie, I don't think

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Speaker 4: So hang on. I'm attracted to my in laws and

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Speaker 4: you're in laws of bastards.

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Speaker 2: No, they're good bastards.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And I'm not attracted to mine.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Wow, No, don't just back me up on this one.

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Speaker 2: So that's not a bad thing, what you mean?

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Speaker 4: It's not a bad thing.

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Speaker 3: Didg had there on the radio hoed Arky Big Show

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Speaker 3: this Friday afternoon. The time twenty four minutes four o'clock.

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Speaker 3: Any froud out shy days there, Keezy, What the hell.

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Speaker 4: Does that mean? Any froud out? So you mean shoutouts

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Speaker 3: That's what I mean a month ago and then I

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Speaker 5: Ever since that's out Shadow, keep them coming three four

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Speaker 5: eight three. You're going to draw for a twenty prize pack.

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Speaker 5: Big froud out to my brother Luke and his wife

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Speaker 5: Kayla married five years tomorrow, backbones.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's from Allen, now, Allen, Yeah, that's good on

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Speaker 3: you man.

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Speaker 4: Get a Fellers.

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Speaker 5: Can I please get a froud out for Nato, the

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Speaker 5: absolute mad bastard? No, you're mad dog, keep him coming,

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Speaker 2: We're a team here, aren't we?

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Speaker 4: Feir we Wolves? I think so.

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Speaker 2: And when we're sort of feeling a bit down and

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Speaker 3: And we like to a go easy on hod J

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Speaker 3: Day or yeah yeah, yeah, it's usually a go easy

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Speaker 2: But but yeah, you're.

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Speaker 4: Right, Keezy, thanks man.

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Speaker 3: And I did something today that I well, I disgrace myself,

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Speaker 3: Oh god, and I feel really bad about this. I

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Speaker 3: don't know if you guys do this. I do this

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Speaker 3: all the time in my house. Pillage yourself, yes, but

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Speaker 3: I mean I pillage myself so often, Mogi, It's gone

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Speaker 2: It's almost like.

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Speaker 4: A tech now pillage.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: I find myself actually, I find myself actually do it, pillaging.

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Speaker 2: Myself and I'm not even aware of that.

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Speaker 7: I'm doing it, pillaging with the one hand and eating

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and my dog's just looking at me weird on

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Speaker 4: Is this nothing?

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Speaker 2: But that's not the That's what I mean.

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Speaker 3: It's not when I'm pillaging myself that I sort of

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Speaker 2: What I feel like.

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Speaker 4: You do it more than anyone else I've ever known.

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Speaker 3: Do I feel like cheese on toes maybe or maybe

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Speaker 3: I'll do is I'll have twenty or thirty cheese balls

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Speaker 3: just to break the sort.

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Speaker 2: Of sort of rap that I'm in right now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you know very well, Mogi, my addictive nature

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Speaker 5: How did you eat them? Because I'm picturing you pouring

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Speaker 3: I ate about ten of the cheese balls, and then

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Speaker 3: I put the pig I've got a peg out from

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Speaker 2: The whole damn lot.

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Speaker 4: You put the pig back on, No, because they were empty. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I ate the whole bag.

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Speaker 4: You're good on you man.

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Speaker 2: And then and that was at nine o'clock in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Bathroom mirrow with just cheese cheese dust on my nets

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Speaker 2: That I just felt like such a piece of ship, Mogie.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I was like, I work out.

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Speaker 3: So hard on such a fitness hell freak that you know,

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Speaker 4: What did you have for breakfast? Moogie?

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Speaker 7: Uh?

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Speaker 4: I had?

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Speaker 7: I had scrambled eggs, three eggs on toast without butter,

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Speaker 7: and some avocado.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I had avocado on toast with some red onion diced

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Speaker 4: Chili flakes on a beautiful Yeah. Do you have a

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Speaker 2: I had a large bag of cheese.

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Speaker 7: U bag of cheese. Did you wash it down with

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Speaker 7: a black coffee and a dart?

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Speaker 3: I had a couple of darts after that? But can

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Speaker 3: I Can I say something.

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Speaker 4: Else if it's about pillaging yourself? No?

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Speaker 3: No, I I And well that was the thing I

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Speaker 3: ate the cheese balls, had a couple of darts, pillaged

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Speaker 3: you know how it is, sometimes you've already done a

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Speaker 2: He discards. I guess I've done it.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: There's a big block of chocolate in there.

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Speaker 3: What's it called The with the little crunchy bits and

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Speaker 3: the little dubes in it?

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