WEBVTT - "F*ck. South Canterbury!" 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:02.440 Live for the Export Beer Gadden's Studio and brought to 0:00:02.440 --> 0:00:04.880 you by Export Ultra, the beer for here. This is 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:07.480 the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the fourteenth of October. 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:12.680 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:15.040 brought to you by Export Vulture. 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:17.880 Despite the fact that a lot of people have said 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:20.720 to me there's not much sport on this weekend, We've 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:22.840 got a lot to get to, a lot of upsets, 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:25.440 and one in particular that we will get to in 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:28.480 just a couple of seconds time. But first of all, Lane, 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:31.840 big weekend on the punt, but terrible results. 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:36.280 Oh my god. I emptied my account over the weekend. Yeah, thinking, 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:38.720 you know, some of them I thought were pretty safe 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:43.000 and I'm back to scratch. Not one of them came off, 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:45.840 So I pile on top of you know, your MPC, 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:49.200 your Heartland's all that kind of stuff. There was also 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:51.920 an ice hockey, a six league ice hockey bit that 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:54.800 came through from Joe Jury, and I generally trust Joe 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:57.480 Jury and his ice hockey bits, So I filled my 0:00:57.520 --> 0:01:01.800 boots and stumbled at the first hurdle. So yeah, tough weekend, 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:06.440 tough week in well, I should have known and looking 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:09.319 back on it hindsight, I placed my NPC multi like 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:11.960 on the Wednesday before I went to Cowo because there's 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:13.560 no reception there, so I knew I wasn't going to 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:16.120 get so I got my punts on early. Great, great forward. 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:18.520 Planning for Yeah, I know, you wouldn't have planned anything 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:19.360 for the trip itself. 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:20.200 No shit. 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:22.600 I got a little feedback about that as well. You 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:25.920 have no meal planning, you've done nothing. But my bits 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:30.440 are on. But I completely overlooked the fact that the 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:33.440 All Blacks had released fifteen wider Squad members to return 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:37.800 to their MPC teams, And in hindsight, looking at the results, 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:38.240 you're like. 0:01:38.400 --> 0:01:41.880 Oh, that's the difference. Yeah, that's a good point. We'll 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:44.200 get to that. How was cow Island by the way, 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:47.000 it's great. I love Cowell Island like and those who 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:49.720 don't know where it is. It is kind of kind 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:53.600 of north of Auckland, off the east coast. It's off Sandspit. 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:56.520 It's about a half an hour ferry ride from Sandsport. 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:59.560 It's got no roads on it, it's got no you 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:03.960 gotta have your own water supply. There's no main supply there. 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:07.360 There's no sewerage system. There's hardly any cell phone reception 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:10.600 in most of the bays, and it feels like you're 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:12.880 on Great Barrier or some other kind of far flung 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:14.760 island because the only way you can get stuff in 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:17.120 is by boat. There's no road network or anything. So 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:19.799 the Fury is the postal boat as well as that 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:22.360 people wait for their mail. There's the male run you 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:24.560 can go on. It's cool. It's good and great for 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:28.560 kids because you can just unleash them and do minimal parenting. 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:33.240 No natural predators, yeah, no, just the wicker wickers. 0:02:33.360 --> 0:02:36.919 I'm pretty sure wicker are endangered, but there are certain 0:02:36.919 --> 0:02:38.800 places you can go to, certain islands where they just 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:39.880 fucking everywhere. 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:42.200 I tell you what, I did a great bit of 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:44.240 parenting where I got all the kids together, these twenty 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:47.120 kids lot, I'm a little bit older, like you know, 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:49.600 kind of the twelve year olds went so much into it, 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.560 but any kid under the age of eight I sent 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:54.680 them there. I said, thousand dollars cash, bring a wicker 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:57.919 to me. And they spent the entire three or four 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:01.799 days absolutely terrorizing the Wickers of Cowa Island, but did 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.480 not get near one. They were convinced they could get one. 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:06.800 They see these traps out there, boxes and breed and 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:10.000 that's a string tied to steps. When other kid just 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.320 went full rogue on his own, full like head mud 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:14.840 on his face like Rambo. He was diving into bushes. 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:17.400 It was a great, great distraction. 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:20.160 Yeah, great weekend long distrection. Yeah, they would have got 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.000 me as a kid were just speaking. 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:25.000 Me now quickly. 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:27.280 They want to be though, Oh yeah, but they're not 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:28.799 scared of you, like they'll come right up to you. 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:31.160 Oh they come straight inside and start nicking your food. 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:32.240 Yeah yeah. Yeah. 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:35.640 This is like Rotney Styland, which is where the Quakers 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:38.520 live off the coast of Australia, off the coast of 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:41.200 Perth there, and I went over there and how do 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:43.760 we look around all the buildings and houses and stuff. 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:46.680 They've got you know those like little toddler gates that 0:03:46.720 --> 0:03:48.720 you put across doors. They've got those and it's to 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:51.440 stop Quakers. So you can leave your door open, but 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:52.720 stop the Quackers from getting in. 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:55.280 Quakers have got those dumb as smiles out. Yeah. 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:57.640 Yeah, they're like kind of yeah, the kid is saying 0:03:57.640 --> 0:03:59.080 on anything because no natural pridles. 0:03:59.080 --> 0:03:59.840 They're not scared of you. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:03.120 They'll walk straight up to you. My cousin had a 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:05.080 staggedo on Rodney St. 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:05.440 Island. 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:08.040 You got on the pass forgot to shut his little 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.120 Quaker gown work up in the morning. 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:12.960 Just quackers everywhere. They're all in his bag up on 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:17.920 the bed. I love the un official name for Rotner. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:21.000 Go get blotto and Rodder the official. Take your boat 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:22.240 over and go get blotto and right. 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:24.360 Yeah, it's quite cool because there's a whole little town 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:27.600 set up over there, you know, supermarket everything. It's all 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.720 set up for tourists. And they tell you not to 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:32.560 touch them. But they're the most pattable thing you've ever seen. 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:34.200 You like, it's so cut and cuddly. Yeah, they are, 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:36.080 and they came right up to you. But good has 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:38.720 never kicked quakers though, way, No, that's right. There was 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:42.239 a spate of Quaker kicking going on for a while. 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:46.000 I mean they are essentially a fluffy football. Yeah, and 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:47.320 they're on a tea already. 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:51.760 It's like, you know, like the Aliens came down and said, 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:54.000 you've got a slot a droppy, You've got a slot 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:57.080 of conversion twenty minutes out. Any animal you go on 0:04:57.160 --> 0:05:00.240 a quacker? Yeah, Okay, or a bat. I guess a 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.400 large hit shog. Well, I'm just thinking the back of 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:04.800 flying yes, but yeah, it's going. 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:06.839 To fly through the post. So what if it goes 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:08.640 off to the left, it's going to cree. 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:10.280 It's going to kick it hard enough so that it 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:13.120 doesn't have a choice. And you're on Bricky this morning 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:13.440 as well. 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:17.520 Yeah, you feel like, you know, we're just it's like 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:20.159 me and you were speed dating Jeremy Wells and you know, 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:24.400 so he gives the best blowy because you're on tomorrow. Yeah, 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:28.280 we are literally tea meets away from the studio. It's 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:33.400 like we're the last people standing in the bar a hundred. Yeah. 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:35.080 I was so excited. I know I've seen it before 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:37.400 on this podcast, but I was so excited. But who 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:38.640 are they going to get on? It's going to be 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:40.520 the old have they can have all these different people 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:42.960 back there. And then I was like, yeah, it's going 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:43.440 to be years. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:49.200 I've heard me south I freezing working minight. 0:05:49.320 --> 0:05:54.400 Yeah, it's it's just classic dudes in the workplace. We 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:56.560 have these brilliant ideas and then we're like, oh, what 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:58.480 are you actually to do? Just probably get the same 0:05:58.560 --> 0:05:59.719 dudes from down there yeah. 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:02.760 We talked desserts today because it's international dessert, was it. Yeah, 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:06.640 A lot of chat around Pev. Just a waste of 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:09.440 time because he doesn't really fill you up, down down 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:15.520 to tongue punching sticky dates, to terramassous to your brandy snaps. 0:06:15.600 --> 0:06:19.279 Cannot believe termassou is not Japanese. Yeah, no, it's Greeks. 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:20.839 Little I think it's Italian. Italian. 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:23.240 Oh, yeah, it is Italian, but I mean, don't ask 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:24.839 me because I thought it was Japanese. 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:29.479 And a lot of discussion around French vanilla and what's 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:33.039 vanilla and French vanilla. I can tell you, well, French 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:35.600 vanilla has got more egg yolks in it. Hints it's 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:39.920 at yellowy flavor. Yeah, yellowy look than your vanilla. 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:45.880 Couldn't tell you the flavor difference. That's yeah, controversial take. 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:48.919 I don't like dessert. Yeah, if I'm out for dinner, 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:54.320 I generally won't have it. I'll get another beer that'll 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:55.039 be my dessert. 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:57.800 We had a discussion too around who has dessert every night? 0:06:58.000 --> 0:07:01.520 Wells has dessert every night, ice cream every night. I'm 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:05.520 like my kids do, but I don't grow up. 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:07.640 I'll have an ice cream every now and then if 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:09.240 the missus has some of the fruits. 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:11.760 He has ice cream and Hershe's chocolate sauce every night. 0:07:13.400 --> 0:07:17.200 Like, is he polemic that's a good point, or is 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:20.239 he lactose intolerant and just ships it all out straight away? Actually, 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:22.440 that's that's the first thing I think of when I 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:25.400 hear someone, a grown man having every ice scream. 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:28.320 Having ice cream at the time he sees run out 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:29.720 of hers She's and he was in the middle of 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:32.480 the show. He's googling where to buy the giant Hershey's 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:37.160 chocolate sauce from it anyway, International dessert. Dare you go? 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:40.120 So that was I think we potentially might have shared 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:44.200 a lot of listeners. Yeah, well yeah, fair enough. 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:47.360 Only one way to go up from there, right, I 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:48.480 want to adress it up the top. 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:52.120 South Caniby lost on the weekend. I couldn't believe it. 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:55.840 Oh there, God, this is one on you, because on 0:07:55.880 --> 0:07:59.360 Wednesday before I left, we were planning, we were planning 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:04.640 how South Canterbury We're going to get to Wellings Wellington 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:06.480 because we're going to meet them. We're going to fill 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:10.280 Barnsy's fruit, yes, and meet a man. And I think 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:13.560 you might just sit at the back of it. Have 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:16.400 I just cursed them? Yeah, it was. It was. 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:20.480 I've been talking a lot about the the ran Philly 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.440 Shield challenge because I was so upset that they didn't 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:25.480 get to have a crack last year. And yeah, at 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:27.120 a certain point I was like, I've talked too much 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:30.000 about this and it's starting to feel a bit of 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:34.000 a curse. Although I would say though, I've been supporting 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:36.800 them for the five year run and they've only lost once, 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:38.040 so that's true. 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:41.240 I mean, Mid Canbary, wasn't it done? But could it 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:41.920 be any worse? 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:44.720 North Otargo probably would be the only one that be worse, 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:47.840 but doesn't get much worse, particularly on this podcast, because 0:08:47.880 --> 0:08:49.800 it was Mid Canterbury that started the whole Fox South 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:50.400 Canterbury thing. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:54.720 I've got some stats for you though. Yeah, this is like, 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:56.400 couldn't have been scripted better? 0:08:56.520 --> 0:09:00.080 Oh my god, for me anyway, Yeah, yeah, well, and 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.880 it was a it was a penalty in the eighty 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:06.000 fourth minute that did it. First game at the new 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:09.520 stadium that they got down there. It's like, you couldn't 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.440 have fucking scripted it. When they make the Netflix doco, 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:17.199 this will be a perfect but also heartbreaking final episode, 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:19.720 and I just I got tagged in so many fucking 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:24.199 that's actually yeah, I got tagged in so many Instagram 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:27.720 stories and shit. And you know in your Instagram dms, 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:29.840 you know, the messages a shot up, but then it'll 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:31.960 have message requests and those are from people that you 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:34.840 don't follow that want a message. Yes, And I was 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:36.520 at a certain point I set it because I didn't 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.360 get a chance to see the game. I saw that 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:42.160 I had about five message requests. I was like, oh, 0:09:42.360 --> 0:09:45.280 fucking I think South Canterbury's lost, and I checked, sure enough, 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:48.400 Fuck you Mi fucking suck shiit, Fuck South Canterbury. 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:48.880 Fuck this. 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:51.520 There were people that were sending me videos that they 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:54.360 had just filmed, and they didn't post it anywhere, they 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:59.400 just sent it to me. And the worst part is 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:02.560 that most South Canary would just have no idea what 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:06.040 the fuck like this podcast is, what any of this 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:08.520 shit is? And all they hear is my name being 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:10.520 thrown around and people just saying. 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:13.360 Who was this guy? Yeah, yeah, who was he? What 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:15.720 the fuck was he? Anyway? 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:18.320 So to try and make myself feel a bit of 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:20.600 his some stats over the last there was the five 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:24.280 year anniversary of their last defeat in South Canery they 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:28.160 finally lost again. That was eighteen hundred and twenty seven 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:31.840 days ago. Thirty nine straight games, a record breaking run 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:36.079 that began in the twenty nineteen so pre COVID. The 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:40.360 record runners reportedly the longest in New Zealand provincial rugby history, 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:43.480 beating out Auckland's twenty seven consecutive wins between eighty nine 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:45.880 and ninety one. There are some unconfirmed ones from like 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:49.200 the war. Yeah, women, I think this is consecutive games. 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:51.400 I think there's wartime. Ones is time. 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:54.960 Yeah, yeah, because that's that that trap that Joe Wheeler 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:57.280 fell into with Southland. Yeah, as they held it for 0:10:57.320 --> 0:11:00.560 the longest period because there was a war for like 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:02.679 five years they did not play rugby. Yeah, but they 0:11:02.720 --> 0:11:03.560 still had the shield. 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:05.880 Yeah, back consecutive games and you know, we talked to 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:09.080 Nigel Walsh about like, do you get speed wobbles when 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:11.400 you're going like that, and he was basically saying, nah, 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:13.360 you don't really go and think about it, because no 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:15.160 one goes into a rugby game trying to lose. 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:18.720 He also is something about we've talked to two coaches, 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:21.840 oh my god, and both of them are lost. 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:28.080 And Brad Shields, who then lost that weekend as well. Okay, 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:30.600 well hang on, who was the last person to come 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:31.600 on the show and then win. 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:39.200 David Nick. Yeah, David k He went out in line. 0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:43.520 But since him, everyone that's come, if you come on 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:46.920 the a SEC's Agenda podcast, you will lose the next 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:47.720 sport that you play. 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.640 Yeah, he showed he's been on, but he luckily he 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:54.280 wasn't in Sri Lanka right and he's not going to 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:56.760 dy yet, so he's dodged the bullet there. 0:11:56.920 --> 0:12:01.439 Yes, but his team lost his team sure, Oh god, well, 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:04.200 I wonder if we could harness that at the AIRB 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:05.320 So we should harness it. 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:08.120 But we should start interviewing teams that we don't want. 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:11.120 Whoever's playing Wakoto this weekend, you should, we should interview them, 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:13.000 get them on and then now you can potentially win. 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:14.840 So yeah, South Canibury last. 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:17.480 At the end of this we have received so many 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:19.720 voicemails over the weekend. 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:20.480 And they are all on. 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:23.679 When you say we, I have received so many voicemails 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:26.480 this weekend, it's one note. They're all in the you know, 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:29.360 on the same topic. So I've put them all together. 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:31.520 So at the end of the show, we'll play them all. 0:12:31.360 --> 0:12:34.160 Out montage, the super montage of Fox South. 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:36.000 And the thing is I had to put it together 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:38.839 this morning as well, fucking hurt. All right, let's take 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.680 a break, we'll come back and talk in PC. So 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:45.199 we've been talking about it. The National Provincial Championship quarterfinals 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:48.040 are on this weekend. And as you said, my first 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:49.840 question that I put in that you've actual already answered. 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:52.360 But I was like, what happened because all of these 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:55.680 teams were such short favorite Yes, that one of the 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:58.440 bits that I was going around tipping people off, particularly 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:01.040 on ZIDIM on Friday afternoon, was just multi all the 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:02.720 favorites up and you'll get three dollars seven. 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:05.160 And I was like, that's a sure thing. It's exactly 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:07.400 what the pants notorious pants Man Joel Harrison did on 0:13:07.440 --> 0:13:10.160 Flavor as well. Yeah, on behalf of the ACC this morning, 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:11.920 he said he's got eg all over his face, it's 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:12.800 dripping off his chin. 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:15.360 Yeah, it wasn't a bad bit at the time. No 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:19.280 upsets all over the place. The first one and the 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:22.200 biggest one Canterbury, who were three dollars ten at the 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:28.199 TB going into this game. Beat Tasman sixty two fourteen, So. 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:31.280 There was a few all blacks return to that squad. Yeah, 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:33.560 so that that can every squad. That's the only way 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:36.080 you can explain that. I mean, that is outrageous. Tasman 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:41.079 had been humming this year. Yeah, and then Taranaki beaten 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:44.360 by way Kato by one point fifteen fourteen. 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:49.200 And the story of that game is well, obviously Tony 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:52.360 Finale he got yellow carter because he fucking ironed Josh 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:53.040 Jake him out. 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:53.800 Man. 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:56.120 Nobody can kill a first five or a half back 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:58.600 harder than Semipenny female. 0:13:58.679 --> 0:13:59.760 So he gets ten in the bin. 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:02.959 And Whyetta were just hammering Taranaki on their own line. 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:04.680 You would have seen the highlight. So they go to 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:07.440 clear it, they don't find touch. They swing it back 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:11.280 into cook Savage and he snaps off a forty five 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:14.200 meter droppy, which in the end was the difference. And 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:18.120 it was like watching Prime Francois staying on the high belt. Yeah, 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:20.920 it just came out of nowhere and in the end 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:23.640 was the was the difference. It was sick. That was 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:27.680 like highlight of the weekend. It was so nonchalant as well. Yeah, 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:32.720 and Aaron Cruden Yeah, Aaron Cruden is Aaron Cruden. I 0:14:32.760 --> 0:14:34.480 actually just asked you as a joke before we came in, 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:37.200 was like, do you know who the first five four work? 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:39.480 It was? Yeah, Aaron Cruden. I do want to guess 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:42.360 how old do you think he is? I got a 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:44.760 feeling that he's younger than I think he is because 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:46.120 he's been around for so long. 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:49.960 Yeah, because he was in that twenty eleven will Yeah, 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:51.840 thirty seven. 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:56.000 He is thirty five? Is that it? Yeah? He's thirty five? 0:14:56.480 --> 0:14:59.360 Fuck he was? He the all Blacksman's like early twenties. 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:01.720 Yeah he yeah, squad anyway. 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:04.200 Yeah, yeah, because he burst onto the scene very very 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:06.360 early doors and he was one of those dudes that 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:09.720 everyone's like, he's too small, the near testical cancer and 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:12.200 overcame it all to blows knee out in the Grand 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:14.800 Final of the twenty eleven World Cup. 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:18.400 But yeah, Aaron Cruden out there doing the damning another thing. 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:20.760 And then Plenty upset Hawks Bay. 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:23.720 I know, so they are Bay Plenty is officially the 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.320 Bay for the remainder of the summer. 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:29.240 Yeah, well for twelve months until they play again. Surely yep, 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:30.720 surely the original Bay. 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:34.400 They are the actual Bay and then Wellington who got 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:37.360 a bunch of all blacks back and then they went 0:15:37.400 --> 0:15:43.840 out in humpt Counties, so turbulent, tumultuous weekend in the 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:45.360 National Provincial Championship. 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:48.640 So yeah, they're all good cracking games though, like in 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:51.320 terms of you know, apart from the Canterbury Tasman game 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:52.960 which was crazy sixty two fourteen. 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:56.160 Yeah, So now this week I think it's working over 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:58.280 Wellington and then Canterbury versus Bay of Plenty. 0:15:58.320 --> 0:16:00.920 Oh, that would be good. That's going to be really good. 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:03.600 I think well Wellington with a top qualifier so they 0:16:03.600 --> 0:16:08.040 get the home semi against White Cattle and look, I 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:09.360 think the Chiefs are going to do the same as 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:12.960 what they did to the Hurricanes against Wellington. I'll go 0:16:13.000 --> 0:16:16.400 down to the cake tin all expectations on Wellington if 0:16:16.440 --> 0:16:19.880 you hopefully simmer Penny Fee now doesn't get a suspended 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:21.240 or anything for ironing a food and. 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:24.400 Well it was only yellow, it didn't get upgraded, didn't Okay, 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:25.720 so hopefully he's available. 0:16:26.240 --> 0:16:28.320 But yeah, it's god. 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:31.240 You wouldn't want to be steering down Canterbury after that performance, 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:32.040 would you? 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:32.120 No? 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:36.040 Ship note no, and do we want to interview bread 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:39.960 Shields again. Does Brad Shields want to be interviewed by 0:16:40.040 --> 0:16:43.520 us again? I'll reach out to him, see what he says, 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:45.400 just say, look, we need someone to break the curse. 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:47.200 He won't be aware of the curse, so he won't. 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:49.040 I think we just don't address it with Okay, yeah, 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:51.280 but fuck if he comes on and then Wellington lose 0:16:51.320 --> 0:16:53.200 this week, no one's ever going to come on the 0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:57.640 show again. Never already. Oh I know, yeah shocked. The 0:16:57.680 --> 0:16:59.960 America's Cup kicked off over the weekend as well. New 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:03.080 Zealand lead the America's Cup. It's a first to seven 0:17:03.200 --> 0:17:06.040 series and we're up three to nil. So they did 0:17:06.080 --> 0:17:08.280 two races on Sunday. They were supposed to do another 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:11.359 two overnight, but not enough wind, so they've postponed one 0:17:11.359 --> 0:17:11.840 of them tomorrow. 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:12.360 Anyway. 0:17:13.240 --> 0:17:14.760 Long short of all of that is they have been 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:19.159 comprehensive wins forty seconds, twenty seconds, fifty seconds. But the 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:21.800 highlight of the racing across the weekend, as it always 0:17:21.920 --> 0:17:24.240 is with sailing, it's nothing to do with what's actually 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:26.720 happening on the boats and everything to do with dudes 0:17:26.720 --> 0:17:30.679 having arguments and so have a listen to this audio. 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:35.400 This is Ben Ainsley, sir as Night of the Realm, apologies, Sir. 0:17:35.320 --> 0:17:37.880 Ben Ainsley, Night of the Realm talking to our very 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:39.240 own Stephen mckiva. 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:43.400 Thanks buddy, fucking. 0:17:45.240 --> 0:17:48.320 So if you heard before that, I mean, if you 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:52.240 if you go before that. Stephen mcciva asked the weirdests 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:55.880 not really a question, it's almost a statement about you know, 0:17:56.200 --> 0:17:58.280 how's the feeling on the boat? How fastening? 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:01.240 Do you still think think that you can perform as 0:18:01.240 --> 0:18:02.560 well as the New Zealand? 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:04.760 Yeah, because it seems to me like you you don't, 0:18:04.800 --> 0:18:09.159 you don't. And and As comes back and this is huge, 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:14.200 huge silence, like and he goes, ah, I think that's 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:17.240 just a KEYI commentator coming out and you mate, yeah 0:18:16.880 --> 0:18:21.760 uh And then MacIver comes back with I'll take one 0:18:21.760 --> 0:18:23.720 on the gin on that one. Thanks buddy. He called 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:27.480 him buddy, And to me, I think that's why he 0:18:27.520 --> 0:18:31.680 caught him a fucking wink. He called him buddy, right, buddy, Nah, 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:33.960 I think it was. It was basically the biasness of 0:18:34.000 --> 0:18:36.680 mac Ivor's How did Makiva get on the commentary team 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:40.399 for a fucking start, He's talked his way onto the 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:43.240 world commentary team and he's been working on that one 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:45.000 for quite a while. Oh my god, he must have 0:18:45.000 --> 0:18:46.720 been working the angles on that one to get there, 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:49.800