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Speaker 1: Get a it's Deary here from the Heidachey Breakfast. Just

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Speaker 1: letting you know that if you're listening to the podcast

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Speaker 1: but didn't know that we also do a live radio show,

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Speaker 1: we do. And if you're wondering how to find out

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Speaker 1: what frequency to listen to us in your area, just

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Speaker 1: taxt north or south as an Island to three four

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Speaker 1: eight three and we'll let you know. And now let's

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Speaker 1: get on with the podcast. Welcome to the podcast for

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Speaker 1: Thursday of the twenty eighth of August twenty twenty five. Interestingly,

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Speaker 1: just a text on that matter there that we just

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Speaker 1: talked about in the preamble to the intro. Hey, Jerry,

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Speaker 1: what's of frequency for Nelson?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, someone's find.

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Speaker 1: How is that? Me chat?

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Speaker 2: Some sort of insights I've had with friends have.

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Speaker 3: Been what the heck is that?

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Speaker 1: So guy talking about watching Tess cricket and why it's

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Speaker 1: good to watch test cricket with your mates. He's right, So, hey,

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Speaker 1: jerrys is this text? What's the frequency for Nelson on

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Speaker 1: the radio show? And it doesn't exist?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 3: Oh we do?

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Speaker 1: We don't have one.

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Speaker 2: Someone's gonna have to turn into the podcast and then

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Speaker 2: find that out.

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Speaker 1: No, we don't have one on Nelson, we don't have

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Speaker 1: a frequency.

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Speaker 3: I've got ninety point four. If you tixt south to

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Speaker 3: three four eight three, it's his blind Haim ninety eight

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Speaker 3: point five.

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Speaker 1: If you ninety point four.

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Speaker 3: Nelson ninety point four.

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Speaker 2: Gentlemen, we've got someone on the line here. I feel

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Speaker 2: like we should probably not keep them much longer. Jake

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Speaker 2: from Mid Canterbary, Good morning, welcome to the podcast by Fellas.

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Speaker 5: How are you good?

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Speaker 2: Thank you good, thank you? Jake? What can we what's

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Speaker 2: on your mind?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I'm on it. Last year actually we made a

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Speaker 5: wee bit when you're on the eighty seat and you're

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Speaker 5: a goodbart.

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Speaker 2: I knew, I knew this was going down this road. Jake,

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Speaker 2: carry on.

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Speaker 5: When beat South Canary in the final, we made a bet.

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Speaker 5: Have we ever beat you on a commentary? I'm just

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Speaker 5: following year later?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what? So to pull the listeners of

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Speaker 2: the podcast behind the Curtain, Jake rung in just before

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Speaker 2: we'd actually started the podcast, We're too busy gas bag

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Speaker 2: in the studio when I heard Jake goes it's Jake

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Speaker 2: here from Mid Canbary, and I immediately went.

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Speaker 5: You shuddered, you shut it.

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Speaker 2: It flustered, sweeting. Do you know what I Actually the

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Speaker 2: first thing I did, and it's up on my laptop

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Speaker 2: right now. I looked up the Heartland results. I was

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Speaker 2: I don't tell me met Canterbury beat South Canterbury on

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Speaker 2: the weekend. I didn't see the scores. No, they didn't,

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Speaker 2: but they did. But they did last year and that

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Speaker 2: ended a four year undefeated streak they'd just done up.

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Speaker 2: What does it help on Energy Stadium down there and

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Speaker 2: this was the first game there and Mid Canterbury tapped up.

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Speaker 2: South Canterbury ended in historic run seventeen sixteen.

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Speaker 5: I in the semi final year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh what a game? Need a game?

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Speaker 4: Outstanding facilities down there at Canterbury is now renamed it

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Speaker 4: Tom Riggy Park, which I think I've in one of

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Speaker 4: the groups down there to kick the goal obviously.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Ah, well you know what I had. I had forgotten

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Speaker 2: about that, Jake, And I apologize. I apologize that, but

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Speaker 2: I am a man of my word. I don't know

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Speaker 2: when I'm nixt comment. Let me let me bring up

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Speaker 2: my calendar. When am I next commentating a game? Jake?

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Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question, where's the line of

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Speaker 1: demarcation between Mid and South Canterbury.

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Speaker 5: It's about comments from where I'm sitting in my panic

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Speaker 5: here that rang A Tata River, rung A Tata River.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And I know we've the boys and I have all

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Speaker 5: I grew up at North Daya, which is a hot

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Speaker 5: spot of my night gibbans down there, and actually grew

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Speaker 5: up in Ku. You guys claim rich McCaw as.

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Speaker 2: Well he's two years Well that's because he.

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Speaker 5: Did across the White River, that's right, Jack play.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well this is the This is the hard because

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Speaker 5: The old man to share old man's sheep. Yeah, and

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Speaker 5: that's the really South Canary.

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Speaker 2: I mean, technically the northern sorry southern border of South

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Speaker 5: But it is you, isn't it north?

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Speaker 2: You would con I mean, to be fair, if if

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Speaker 2: Richie McCaughan never came from there, I don't think we'd

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Speaker 2: claim it as part of South Canterbury.

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Speaker 5: When are still and we try to fundraise for this

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Speaker 5: statue after the twenty eleven World Cup.

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Speaker 2: It's actually quite a sad state of affairs there. Every

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Speaker 2: year they make a statue out of haybales and call

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Speaker 2: that because they're still waiting for donations, donations funding. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's right, Jack. I'm looking at my calendar here. The

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Speaker 2: next commentary I'm doing is the All Blacks versus the

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Speaker 2: Versus Australia on the twenty seventh of September. That's a

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Speaker 2: long way away, but that gives us enough time for

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Speaker 2: you to get a Mid Canterbury kit up to the studio.

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Speaker 5: That'd be easy enough. Oregon Fridge, Fridge, Williamson and White

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Speaker 5: puts the Captain of Canary this year and God's good

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Speaker 5: made of mind.

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Speaker 1: Sorry first person, that's a great name.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Jake, Just another question, just on the geography of

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Speaker 2: South and Mid Canterbury.

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Speaker 1: So would you say Ealing is ealing mid Canterbury is

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Speaker 1: on the border, but yeah, Heines, Heines is definitely mid Canterbury.

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Speaker 1: Is Burton's Mid Canterbury.

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Speaker 5: Correct there?

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Speaker 1: Okay, up to Hatfield so like, okay, Dune Sandal, would

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Speaker 2: And then North Canterbury would you say North Canterbury sort

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Speaker 2: of starts end kid, So basically is North Canterbury North of.

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Speaker 5: The club plays every year and ruling bloody yeah, trip

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Speaker 5: up to play the Wholes. Yeah, three and a half

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Speaker 5: for the longest bus strip in the country for country.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be. I think the longest commute in

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Speaker 2: the Heartland Championship is North Otago going to playing Na

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Speaker 4: That's the trip for the boys from.

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Speaker 1: You should be taking a boat is the best way

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Speaker 1: to do that. It's actually not that far by boat. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: get on the back of a get us southerly, up

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Speaker 2: Now you can basically see how the districts are laid

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Speaker 1: It's an old school way of doing it, but it's

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Speaker 1: just looking at it now it totally totally works. Thank

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Speaker 1: God for those rivers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, beautiful.

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Speaker 3: I've just seen it as well. Manyah. That's Saturday, the

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Speaker 3: thirteenth of September, So just a couple of weeks away

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Speaker 3: is the next South Canterbury versus Mid Canterbury Heartland Championship game.

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Speaker 2: And that's two weeks before the next game.

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Speaker 3: I'm commentating at Fraser Park at two thirty in the afternoon.

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Speaker 1: Beautiful time, oh good time for a game of rugby.

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Speaker 3: Beautiful well mate.

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Speaker 1: Jake, thank you so much. It's been a real pleasure.

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Speaker 2: And if you can get that Mid Canterbury cait sent

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Speaker 2: up to me before the twenty seventh of September, I

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Speaker 2: will make God on my bed and I will wear

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Speaker 2: that on the All Blacks Versus Australia commentary.

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Speaker 5: You I reckon. You're probably sitting about the same way

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Speaker 5: as old Freddie boy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thanks, I seen it through. I'll put a

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Speaker 2: bit of pressing myself for it. Great bloody great to

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Speaker 2: hear fu Mekekenery.

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Speaker 1: That's Jake there.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what? That's kind of abated But for

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Speaker 2: anyone who didn't doesn't follow the a SEC. But for

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Speaker 2: the last two years, Jake from Ealing Station because South

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Speaker 2: Canterbury I was talking about in the Heartland Championship undefeated

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Speaker 2: for four years. I was talking insane amounts of shit

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Speaker 2: week and just say Fox South Canerary. It would sign

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Speaker 2: and so I went like we went to a concert,

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Speaker 2: we were walking across. My Massa's got fealthy looking at fashal.

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Speaker 2: Do you know those guys? No, what's the fucking problem?

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Speaker 2: And so that was happening everywhere we went. A guy

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Speaker 2: was I was out shopping with my mum and christ Shir.

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Speaker 2: We were walking up one of the streets past side

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Speaker 2: here we go and then they all turned around and

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Speaker 2: also from South Canice, Yeah she's alumni. She was like,

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Speaker 2: well do you know those people?

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Speaker 1: She's living and breathing it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like she's the innocent she's yeah, caught in

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Speaker 2: The first time they're aware of the Fox South Canterbury

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Speaker 2: thing is when it's a video of people yelling it

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Speaker 2: people yelling Fox South Canterbury and they're like, why are

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Speaker 2: with it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a lightning rod.

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Speaker 2: Oh you live up in or you get a flash

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Speaker 2: ob up in Auckland. You turned your back on her,

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Speaker 2: y are It's like, no, it's quite the opposite. You've

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Speaker 2: become a lightning rod and so you should too.

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Speaker 1: Of Regional New Zealand. Hey, when we come back, I've

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Speaker 1: got a bit of audio.

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Speaker 6: I need to run new past last side.

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Speaker 2: I was just settling in to listen to my talking.

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Speaker 1: Book, which is just about finished. Sonana's an audiobook and yeah,

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Speaker 1: listening talking book about the Duke and Duchess of Windsor

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Speaker 1: Crazy Life they led, and a bit of audio came

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Speaker 1: over me by it's actually it's a vocal you know that.

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Speaker 1: They've got that thing called vox something. It's like it

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they dealt with like Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington, Crazy

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Speaker 2: Or they dealt with everyone in those of the two.

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Speaker 2: I remember, Yeah, Chris Cornell, Oh my god, what a voice.

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Speaker 2: So it was from Captain and Tannil. This is this

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Speaker 2: I a She's the Toil part of Captain and to Neil.

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Speaker 2: Here she is here singing one of the sexiest songs

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Speaker 2: I want I can get.

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Speaker 4: In of man.

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Speaker 6: Geez me.

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Speaker 4: Like you just.

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Speaker 5: Oh me.

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Speaker 6: Do that too?

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Speaker 2: Men wants again?

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Speaker 1: Now I would like to a table that and be

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Speaker 2: Yeah. When you just play that for me, then I

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Speaker 2: I've just put probably the most terrifying photo I've ever

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Speaker 2: I've put it in the dock. It's at the bottom

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Speaker 1: Look a look at Captain. Look, actually, that's a good

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Speaker 3: He doesn't have hardly any whites in his eyes.

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Speaker 2: Dinner plates what wow?

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Speaker 3: Toanil looks like a prisoner.

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Speaker 1: To Neil hostel for real, Brether that was when she

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Speaker 2: Mate ruder, can you put that in the contract? Going

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Speaker 3: People need I'm going to go I'm going to do

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Speaker 2: People need to.

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Speaker 1: See that other song. I'm just thinking they had another hit.

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Speaker 3: Can I I know we'll keep us together.

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Speaker 1: That was the other one.

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Speaker 3: I know we've just played that audio. But I just

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Speaker 2: Now once it is never ridden were the man? I thought?

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Speaker 2: I thought there was a photoshop of his eyes. Every

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's got different colored eyes. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: he's got a bowie situation? Or are they glass eyes?

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Speaker 2: Put some eyes and he put some glasses on. What

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Speaker 2: a what a fucking terrifying looking dude?

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Speaker 1: Why did to Neil divorce Captain?

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Speaker 2: Because could you imagine those eyes coming from across the bedroom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was controlling and emotionally distant with those weird

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Speaker 1: without exaggeration that he showed no physical affection for me.

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Speaker 1: During our very long marriage, claiming that the couple always

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Speaker 1: as Tonil, Now.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, she did.

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Speaker 3: She is alive.

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Speaker 1: She's living in Florida. No, she's not.

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Speaker 2: She's did Tonil, isn't she? No, she's working with her

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Speaker 2: play the music she loves. Would it tell us to

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Speaker 3: That would be a fucking pleasure, wouldn't it.

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Speaker 2: Does Captain still have the eyes? Or as he did,

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Speaker 2: we're we're Captain and Seil in love? No, he was

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Speaker 2: to Neil, married to now because his name was Daryl Dragon.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's dead, Kidney fan ding Kenney failure. He still

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Speaker 1: Became very jolly later on her life.

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Speaker 2: Man, I can't get past these eyes. Get onto the conclave.

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Speaker 2: We're putting it in there now you can go and

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Speaker 2: have a look at the eyes.

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Speaker 1: He died in twenty nineteen.

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Speaker 2: Captain died from having the eyes, apparently.

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Speaker 3: So to Neil.

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Speaker 2: No check out, this check out, have a go the eyes.

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Speaker 3: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Beautiful voice, man, it's deep though, that's the thing is

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, well piano. That's a trick with female singers.

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Speaker 2: The lower female singer's voices, the bitterest she sounds, and ironically,

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Speaker 3: If you refreshed the conclave values and you post.

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Speaker 2: There, this is gonna see't I thought there was a

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. She I feel sorry for you, Captain,

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Speaker 1: what was to kneel up to you?

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Speaker 2: Get rid of captain earlier on man, get rid.

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Speaker 1: Of that freak show. Do they have kids? I hope not,

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Speaker 2: Those eyes can never be allowed to happen again. We can't.

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Speaker 2: Ken the Shearer she married Kenna Shearer. Oh that was

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Speaker 1: Ken Shearer sixty two to seventy two. She married, and

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Speaker 2: She got married at sixty two.

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Speaker 1: I mean, good on no, in nineteen sixty two, you

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Speaker 1: married Daryl Dragon, also known as Weird Eyes Captain. Why

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Speaker 2: Why did Captain Weird Eyes change his name from Daryl Dragon?

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Speaker 2: Because Darryl dragons are wakeful, Daryl Dragon Darrel Dragon's a

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Speaker 1: Well, he wanted to wear the captain's hat rather than

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Speaker 2: What a horrible day to have eyes this morning to

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Speaker 1: Guy was clearly on.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, look at them.

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Speaker 3: You know that episode of The Simpsons when Monty burns,

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Speaker 2: Have it. I'm gonna see if chat GPT can do

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll be good if you if you turn into Toil,

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Speaker 1: can we turn your face into to Neil's.

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Speaker 2: And then what am I?

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Speaker 1: I'll be Captain. I do look a bit like captain,

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Speaker 3: Look at all those pictures that are coming up of

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Speaker 1: He's not that captain, He's just captain.

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Speaker 2: They've taken an average age. He's actually quite young. But

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Speaker 1: That ever is a person.

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Speaker 5: He's real.

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Speaker 2: That's not real. That's I think there's a deep fake

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Speaker 1: It's wearing a state of the ship.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Chappy, can you make the first photo look like

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Speaker 3: Why does he love Ken Williamson.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I need to go wheeze.

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