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Speaker 1: From the ZIM Podcast Network. This is for the Flesh

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Speaker 1: and Haley's Big Pod, brought to you by Chemist Warehouse,

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Speaker 1: the biggest brands of the lowest Prices, Fletchvawne and Hailey.

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Speaker 2: Hailey today joining us from our Wellington studio, the Polly

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Speaker 2: and Grant Memorial Studio.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I've got Grant's gorgeous face looking over me here,

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Speaker 3: feel good.

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Speaker 1: Drive home, Grant Kiddiama, oh man.

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Speaker 4: What are you?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing in Wellington? Are we allowed to

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Speaker 1: project project? I have been telling everybody about a new

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Speaker 1: U naughty.

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Speaker 3: Let's just say I'm staying opposite the Wellington Fish Market

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Speaker 3: where a celebrity was spotted not so long ago.

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Speaker 2: Maybe can you oh clue, okay, clue saying anything?

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Speaker 1: A fleet? Clue?

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Speaker 5: Was it?

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Speaker 2: Bring Clint joining us around seven thirty this morning to

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Speaker 2: talk about their roast. Yeah, like they're doing like one

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Speaker 2: of those Comedy Central roasts.

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Speaker 1: This do you know what's funny?

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Speaker 3: Is so they're doing They're getting roasted as part of

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Speaker 3: the International Comedy Festival, and we're going to check to

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Speaker 3: them about it. And I thought we could warm up

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Speaker 3: and sort of just make sure that they're not going

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Speaker 3: to cry in front everyone. I and then YouTube have

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Speaker 3: been off, like I can't say it.

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Speaker 1: I've been able to watch those clibrity It's so hard

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Speaker 1: for me.

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Speaker 2: To watch and just get like, yeah, I find it

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Speaker 2: so awkward.

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Speaker 1: I've never watched them. You're a couple of okay, so

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Speaker 1: you're going to do it?

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Speaker 6: Then?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they they hate to see me. Come in. This

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Speaker 1: is keyboard worrio stuff. You're on a screen the way

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Speaker 1: we have to do it face to face. Yeah, that's right. No,

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Speaker 1: I can't do it. I can't do it. Can we

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Speaker 1: just get listeners to call up and do it? I

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Speaker 1: don't want to do it, but that's sort of we're

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Speaker 1: a literally mean, we're like weaponizing the listeners.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, okay, look I'm quite happy to say like

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Speaker 2: mean things about people behind their back.

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Speaker 1: It's my favorite place to their face. Come, that's what

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Speaker 1: a roast. He got a man up.

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Speaker 2: Joining us a round seven thirty the top six worn.

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Speaker 1: A woman when looking for a new carpet. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why she looked in the bin, but she did,

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Speaker 1: and she found the Oscars red carpet. So now she's

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Speaker 1: got a new rug in her apartment in Los Angeles

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Speaker 1: and it's the Oscars Red car Wow that hundreds of

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Speaker 1: celebrities have walked on amazing and a couple of them

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Speaker 1: have fallen on. Yes, who fell over this year? I

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Speaker 1: don't think anyone fell this year. No, but it's they

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Speaker 1: This is a one used carpet.

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Speaker 2: Oh literally, someone would have fallen over in heels easily, surely.

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Speaker 1: Every room.

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Speaker 2: Yeah so yeah, so she's got a brand new carpet.

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Speaker 2: The top six things I'd do with a red carpet.

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Speaker 2: Next on the show, doctors.

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Speaker 1: Have a warning for you if you are about to leave.

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Speaker 7: Your house The Fletchborn and Haley Big Pod.

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Speaker 1: I'm very guilty of this, very guilty of this.

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Speaker 3: I've actually got a complex relationship with my bladder. I

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Speaker 3: think I've only got one functioning kitchen, like no, yeah,

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Speaker 3: one kidney and I pay near constantly and when I

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Speaker 3: need to go, I've got moments until it's coming out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not a lot of leeway.

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Speaker 3: There's not a lot of Oh I can hold it

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Speaker 3: for a bit, like if I need to pay with

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Speaker 3: it's an emergency.

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Speaker 2: What do you do on a plane? Because I'm always

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Speaker 2: like I can hold it till I land.

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Speaker 3: You flew down to Wellington yesterday and as soon as

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Speaker 3: the seatbout I was in the middle seat. As soon

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Speaker 3: as the seatbout sign came on, I was up, excuse.

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Speaker 1: Me, I've got to go to the toilet.

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Speaker 3: Well, I did have a couple of celebratory bubbles, right,

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Speaker 3: it doesn't help.

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Speaker 1: That'll get through you. It runs right through you. You're

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Speaker 1: in the middle seat. Who was beside you, Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: I did have a window seat and I gave it

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Speaker 1: up shoulder. That's that's a sucker's move.

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Speaker 1: On the other side. Well, so you had to climb

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Speaker 1: over somebody in the aisle.

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Speaker 3: There was I don't know, a complete stranger next to me,

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Speaker 3: little game things right like that, and I had to Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he did the thing where I said I need to

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Speaker 1: I hate that. Just get up, just get it. I'll

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Speaker 1: get up.

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Speaker 3: Like you're not rubbing my anus in your face, mate, Like,

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Speaker 3: if that's what you want, that's not happening.

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Speaker 1: So because my bladder works this way.

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Speaker 3: I am constantly doing a just in case we you know,

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Speaker 3: like we're going into we're going into a movie. I'll

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Speaker 3: just pop, I'll squeeze out a little ways before we

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Speaker 1: House, I'd better just do a quick ways before.

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Speaker 2: I go, Or we're about to board the plane, I'll

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Speaker 2: just do a little quick way so I don't have

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Speaker 1: And then I'll still have to get up getting in

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Speaker 1: the car. Little ways year before yes, yeah, yeah, before

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Speaker 1: you go to anything, before you go into a show,

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Speaker 1: before you go into the thing.

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Speaker 3: We're having a just in case ways well, a pelvic

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Speaker 3: how physiist, physiist, zeotherapist, physicist.

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Speaker 2: It's one of them, psychiatrist, one of them, a psychiatrist,

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Speaker 2: bladder psychiatrist.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, says no, no, no, we shouldn't be doing this.

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Speaker 3: You should not pee just to avoid peeing later if

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Speaker 3: you don't actually need to go, you shouldn't do it.

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Speaker 3: It actually creates really bad bladder habits and teaches your

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Speaker 3: brain bladder feedback system to pee more regularly. Like may

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Speaker 3: I'm constantly paying, but it's never like a fool wee no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: Right, So you should only go when you really are

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Speaker 2: a busting.

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Speaker 3: No, not when you're busting when you feel the need

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Speaker 3: to go. If you're busting and you're holding, that's also bad.

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Speaker 3: Oh right, Okay, so you need to stop thinking of

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Speaker 3: your bladder. This is really like game changer for me.

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Speaker 3: You need to stop thinking about your bladder as a

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Speaker 3: tank that fills up and empties like a bottle, you know,

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Speaker 3: like you shouldn't and then if there's a little bit

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Speaker 3: in there, you shouldn't just like empty it like that.

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Speaker 3: It actually works on a brain bladder feedback system that

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Speaker 3: urge to peace sick knows that your brain and bladder

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Speaker 3: it's full, and it's going to make us pee more, okay,

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Speaker 3: more regularly when it's not necessary, when it's not actually

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Speaker 3: ready to be emptied. So you're lowering your bladder's tolerance

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Speaker 3: every time you do these just in case we wes.

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Speaker 2: Okay, nah, I don't care, You're still going to do

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to do a wheeze. Then the minute

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Speaker 1: I feel like I want to, it's.

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Speaker 3: Very bad for you. So come on, man, the pelervic floors.

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Speaker 3: You're a psychology.

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Speaker 1: The worst thing that's going to happen. You're going to

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Speaker 1: pee more regularly, and I'm not trying to avoid it.

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Speaker 1: I love going wheeze. It's great. It's a great feeling

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Speaker 1: getting it out. But you're going to be telling us

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Speaker 1: they're not fart the minute we feel fart. Gods, they're

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Speaker 1: not saying that.

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Speaker 3: The farts I let out on the walk from the

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Speaker 3: hotel to work today were out of this world.

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Speaker 1: What Jeff for dinner last night?

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Speaker 3: Curry roasted Cora.

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Speaker 1: I had this heavy roast veggie sausage, garlic dish and

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Speaker 1: off Fletcher do.

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Speaker 2: Hailey's in the Wellington studio. I've got to deal with

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Speaker 2: her still she's not here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you never Curry teamed up with a garlic

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Speaker 1: sausage situation, and that's a pleasant event any of us.

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Speaker 7: The fletchhorn and Haley baby Podge.

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Speaker 1: Hay, silly little pool, silly little pool. It is so silly, silly, silly,

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Speaker 9: Pool, silly pottle silly.

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Speaker 1: So a little pol of day is how often do

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Speaker 1: you check the weather forecast? The options were every day,

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Speaker 1: only if I have a special event or hardly ever,

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Speaker 1: those are the three options. Oh yeah, anybody doing any

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Speaker 1: with anything weather dependent this weekend? Well, symphony's on, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: I checked the forecast of that and it's looking amazing. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'll make sure concerts in whether it's fun. I've actually

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Speaker 1: been running a sprinkler on my hydrangers because it's been dry.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I need to get out more. After

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Speaker 1: a week I do. I need to get out and

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Speaker 1: move my sprinkler to get the rest of my hydrangers.

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Speaker 1: You're going to keep your hydrangers wet?

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 2: We asked this question a news story that I saw

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Speaker 2: on the BBC. Major UK tourist attractions are calling for

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Speaker 2: changes to the way that weather forecasts are displayed in

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Speaker 2: mobile phones because they just said that, like it's costing

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Speaker 2: because the weather app says it's going to be crap

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Speaker 1: And it's the same.

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Speaker 2: I've seen businesses in New Zealand every now and again

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Speaker 2: over summer say this as well. Right, like people that

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Speaker 2: it's going to be cloudy or rainy and it just

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Speaker 2: doesn't eventuate.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, but what do they want people to do?

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Speaker 1: Just lie and be like it's gonna be sunny and

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Speaker 1: then we have one of those classic New Zealand weather bombs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know what, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Maybe the phone ax just need to get better. The

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Speaker 2: weather app is just like the go to one on

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Speaker 2: It is so bad.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, literally, like I'll be at my house and I'll

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Speaker 3: say cloudy and it's like bucketing down.

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Speaker 1: Or you'll compare that to the met service app, which

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Speaker 1: is way different. Yes, yeah, totally because when see iPhone

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Speaker 1: or the android g weather just gets it just gives weather.

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Speaker 1: Yeah should Yeah, I made more learn more about weather

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Speaker 1: data and mobile open that up that Clickeroo.

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Speaker 3: How embarrassing when someone's email is at Yahoo at Yahoo

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Speaker 3: and it's embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: That well, how can they ever move to Gmail or

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Speaker 1: something Christine Gmail or something lovely joined email? Yeah, Mum

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Speaker 1: and dad have got to join email of course, going

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Speaker 1: to do? What did my father with an email? Is

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Speaker 1: he either sent one? I doubt it?

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Speaker 2: Probably Christine maybe maybe sent a photo via email by

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Speaker 2: a mistake, you know, you sind and the clicked email

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Speaker 2: and somehow send it to somebody, probably the completely wrong person.

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Speaker 1: How often do you check the weather forecast? Seventy percent

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Speaker 1: of people check it every day, twenty four percent only

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Speaker 1: if I have a special event, and six percent hardly

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Speaker 1: ever imagineing that.

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Speaker 1: Steve said, I'm a PGIC manager and constructions and on

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Speaker 7: Does that end? Podcast network?

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Speaker 1: Yesterday?

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Speaker 3: Last night got back, I had dinner with the bestie

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Speaker 3: the grant Kitty Arma studio in Wellington is absolutely fully

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I cracked the door. When you leave, I

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Speaker 1: What kind of carry did you have?

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Speaker 3: We did a mix, We did a corma or something

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Speaker 3: And she's got kids. Just a sort of a mix

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Speaker 3: Cuba Street, deary.

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Speaker 3: Further up the hill, further up, further up Big Dairy,

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Speaker 3: and yeah, it's by that place that sells the ukuleles

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Speaker 1: Never seen anybody buying a band string string strings. I

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Speaker 1: When you're in Melbourne and you're like, what is all this? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: So I go into this upper tier dairy and immediately

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Speaker 1: He this guy has.

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Speaker 3: The most incredible, like international selection of lollies. I'm talking

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Speaker 3: like your American lollies, Wow, your Chinese lollies, your Korean lollies,

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Speaker 3: like stuff I'd never seen before in my life, which

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Speaker 3: I love. In a dairy when I've just really thought

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Speaker 3: but you can also get a god knows like you

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Speaker 3: know those like cinnamon little chewy things from America.

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Speaker 1: And sex if you know what this deary is called.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm looking at the map, I'm not getting an

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Speaker 3: You know, the ones that look like a drumstick and

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Speaker 3: So here's why. This is why I think. Why Right,

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Speaker 3: So I've got a collection of goods, and I think,

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Speaker 3: I say, you have such a wonderful selection of wears

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Speaker 1: So I hung up on me halfway through a sentence.

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Speaker 1: This would be me if I read a dairy, I

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Speaker 3: He knew that he had the goods, And I'm actually

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Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, you don't actually have

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Speaker 1: this makes sense. Do you know what? It was worth it?

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Speaker 1: It was worth it. The goods themselves were just good. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: heavy loop? It looks like a heavy flight loop because

439
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Speaker 1: she's in one of the pictures she's run a vack

440
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Speaker 1: over it. And you know when you run a vack

441
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 1: over a nice long sort of a longer pile, you

442
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,200
Speaker 1: can really see where you've dragged it. And she can

443
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,880
Speaker 1: put some nice put some nice patterns into it. So

444
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,639
Speaker 1: she said she'd be walking her dog outside the Dobby

445
00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:35,639
Speaker 1: Theater when the where the oscars were held, and she

446
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,959
Speaker 1: she just moved into a new apartment and rugs were

447
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,520
Speaker 1: on her mind, right, and she'd looked and she said,

448
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:43,360
Speaker 1: this is so expet And then she found a dumpster

449
00:21:43,480 --> 00:21:45,919
Speaker 1: and it had the red carpet cut up and chucked

450
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,520
Speaker 1: in but lots of the lots of the pieces were

451
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,920
Speaker 1: big enough that she took it home and made various rugs.

452
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 1: That's a great story, isn't that great? So I've got

453
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Speaker 1: the top six things I'd do with the red carpet. Okay,

454
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:02,639
Speaker 1: number six on the list. I'd return it to the

455
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Speaker 1: store and say I change my mind and get no receipt.

456
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Speaker 1: No problem, chicky computer. I'm sure no one else purchased

457
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 1: eighty meters of recarpet. Yeah, it is kind of cut

458
00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 1: a little bit, but I'm sure you guys can do

459
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 1: something with it. But I think once you've laid it,

460
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 1: it's yours, isn't it. Yeah. Maybe number five on the

461
00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:19,879
Speaker 1: list of the top sex things I do with a

462
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Speaker 1: red carpet make a pair of pants warm. Well. I

463
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,959
Speaker 1: was just inspired by Georgia who does the day show here,

464
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Speaker 1: who bought a pair of cow hide pants earlier in

465
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Speaker 1: the week. Yeah, terrible pants, and that's sort of like

466
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 1: most of the time, cow hides are rugs or throws,

467
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 1: and she had them made into pants. So I was

468
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,360
Speaker 1: inspired to think, maybe you could get the carpet made

469
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Speaker 1: into pants warm scratchy, very ratchy. Yeah. Number four on

470
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Speaker 1: the list of the top sex things I'd do with

471
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Speaker 1: the red carpet. I'd make it even dirtier and then

472
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Speaker 1: give it a rug doctor and put the video on YouTube.

473
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Speaker 1: People lap up those ones. I love. I love them

474
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Speaker 1: when they're laiden with mud, you like muddy. They don't

475
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,439
Speaker 1: actually find them in a landfill or a dump. They go

476
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 1: out and make those purposely feel found. But I'm always

477
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 1: disappointed because when it's finished, it's clean and stuff, but

478
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: it's never bright. No Persian rug yeah, yes, old Persian

479
00:23:16,119 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 1: rugs are kind of the fash, right you don't want

480
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Speaker 1: to brand new Persian rug, you want to warn rug

481
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Speaker 1: vintage a vantage Persian Number three on the list of

482
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Speaker 1: the top six things I'll do with the red carpet,

483
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Speaker 1: I would make a series of subtly bright red nineteen

484
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 1: eighties toilet surrounds. When when in the eighties my grandparents

485
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:38,360
Speaker 1: had a carpeted toilet full stop imber around it. They

486
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 1: had carpets on the toilet lead and around the toilet.

487
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 1: I remember a carpeted bathroom once and then you get

488
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Speaker 1: out with your wet feet from the star and you're

489
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 1: like madness, will you get into the bath and it

490
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 1: goes on the floor. Yeah, it never drives properly underlay rots.

491
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 1: But you could make you can have some nice carpet

492
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Speaker 1: surrounds for your toilets. Bright red too, yeah right, Red

493
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Speaker 1: Number two and the last of the top sex things

494
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Speaker 1: I do with the Oscars recarpet. If I found it,

495
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,919
Speaker 1: I try to get a portion of it enchanted by

496
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,520
Speaker 1: a genie so I could so it could fly, and

497
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: then I'd get a chance to show a Persian Hotti

498
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Speaker 1: a whole new world. Can we hear some thing? A

499
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:20,439
Speaker 1: whole new world? Okay, that's all. Maybe not, maybe not

500
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 1: and number one and the less of the top sex

501
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,640
Speaker 1: things I do with the recarpet, make a series of Muppets.

502
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,359
Speaker 1: A lot of the Muppets were just like a carpet,

503
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,080
Speaker 1: were they right? A little bit longer? You could make

504
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,719
Speaker 1: a series of a Juppet adjacent puppets. Okay, I wouldn't

505
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 1: call the Muppets because I daren't raise the ire of

506
00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 1: the Jim Henson Legal Foundation. Yes, they would bury me.

507
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Speaker 1: That is today'stop sex.

508
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Speaker 7: Podcast network.

509
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: I remember when somebody said I'll catch a DDI moment. Okay,

510
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, but it's a

511
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Speaker 1: ride share base or one of the Mini, Yes in

512
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Speaker 1: the Mini. Now, I've heard of it as a Chinese

513
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: owned company. I do believe right produces Shannon. You've used

514
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Speaker 1: this quite a bit.

515
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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I use Bolt primarily. I've got a membership

516
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Speaker 4: for that. But what I often do is I shop around.

517
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 4: So I don't own a car. I Uber, I say uber,

518
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 4: I ride share everywhere I go, And what I often

519
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 4: do is go on one app, tell it where I

520
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 4: want to go, give it a moment to see.

521
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,760
Speaker 1: What I'm up to, and then go to another app.

522
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Speaker 4: Yes, nine times out of ten they go, oh, do

523
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Speaker 4: you want thirty percent of do you want this to do?

524
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Speaker 1: Want that? Have you got that thing on? Because I

525
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 1: always ask my apps not to track.

526
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:38,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like them tracking tracking cad about.

527
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 2: But that does that mean it's tracking that You've opened

528
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 2: another rides share app?

529
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:46,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, for you deals in that so I'll shop around.

530
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,640
Speaker 4: But yeah, no, I use CD quite often. I would

531
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Speaker 4: say it's my secondary ride.

532
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Speaker 1: Share, right, okay, because is it true? I think the

533
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,920
Speaker 1: drivers get more with Bold and yeah, okay, that's not

534
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 1: and Bolt membership. I'm not on big Bolt money.

535
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 4: But you get ten percent cash back and if it's

536
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 4: an airport ride you get twenty five percent cash back.

537
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 4: I'm going to Uber to you and then it costs

538
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 4: me about a dollar or two dollars.

539
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 2: Wow okay wow, right, So DIDI the app have announced that.

540
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Speaker 1: They are putting a fuel They're putting a fuel charge on,

541
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Speaker 1: basically a fee because the price of gas has gone

542
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: up so quickly. But are they all electric? No, no nose.

543
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,720
Speaker 1: I think they are high. It makes sense if you're

544
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Speaker 1: doing you do a hybrid just because it's a cheaper

545
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 1: car to driving it uses That's what They're all hybrids,

546
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:40,679
Speaker 1: aren't they everywhere? But they're not not fully electric. So

547
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: HELM read yesterday what was it? Diesel's gone up. Diesel's

548
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 1: the one that's taking the biggest jump and the time

549
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: since the fuel started going up. But I think ninety

550
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: one had gone up over fifty cents. Did you see

551
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: the post sixteen days ago? Did you see the post

552
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: on red It? Somebody posted from wa hack It Darling, Darling?

553
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 1: Did you see the press and it four dollars? Yeah,

554
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: ninety one was three dollars fifty six, because I know

555
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: on our friend of the show, Chloe Swarbrook was over

556
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:10,320
Speaker 1: on A'll tear Great Barrier Island and she four dollars already.

557
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,520
Speaker 2: Diesel there on wa Haackerdelling at this service station was

558
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 2: three dollars thirty five. Ninety five was three dollars eighty five.

559
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:22,959
Speaker 3: I'm a ninety five car, that is I say, I

560
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 3: was driving yesterday pass I think it was a gull

561
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 3: maybe in Wellington, and there were huge cues and they

562
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 3: had a bit of a price drop, like ninety five

563
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 3: was three dollars ten.

564
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 1: Right, which now apparently is good. I just couldn't say

565
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 1: that sounds horrifying.

566
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 2: Well, the government had come out and said, like, don't

567
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 2: panic because it's given a little bit of toilet paper vibes.

568
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 2: During lockdown, people went crazy for toilet paper.

569
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was eating. I had so many great

570
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 1: recipes for toilet paper during lockdown, and I tried had

571
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: sourdough toilet paper, toilet paper stew, toilet paper bowl. So

572
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: DED is adding a five cents per kilometer fuel surcharge.

573
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,200
Speaker 1: So if you're traveling twenty kilimeters, that's an extra dollar.

574
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you think about an airport like downtown Auckland

575
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 2: to the airport's like what twenty five twenty six k's Yeah,

576
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 2: you know that's gonna be a bit more.

577
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 1: So it will go entirely to drivers. Oh that's good. Okay,

578
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 1: So up to forty dollars a week before.

579
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,679
Speaker 2: So I think Uber have said that they're looking at this,

580
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 2: what's happening and when they do it, like, I'm assuming

581
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 2: everyone's gonna follow suit, right, Oh, of.

582
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:28,399
Speaker 1: Course they are. The cost has to go somewhere, and

583
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 1: it shouldn't go to the drivers.

584
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 2: Really, nah, Well they run and field as well. Those

585
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 2: pedal ones Oh okay, well the.

586
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: Ones you know the guy that pedals around like downtown

587
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 1: and all the major cities. Crocodile bikes around the waterfront

588
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: in Wellington. Do they still have those? Yeah, of course

589
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 1: they do. They're still there. The four person that'll take

590
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: one of those. And you're buying to work. You see

591
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,360
Speaker 1: someone walking and then they look like they normally walk.

592
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 1: You like, jump on and they help pedal and they

593
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: help pedal, so you get to work quicker. Love that

594
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 1: free for everybody? Love that?

595
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 2: Well, you're chanting to win some free all is coming

596
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 2: up sooner at eight o'clock with our game gassed me out.

597
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: Somebody has just messaged, how could this not be one

598
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: of Shennon's haacks? This is easily a five star.

599
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 3: Didn't frame it that way though, we can't retrospectively do it?

600
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 7: Plays it ends flesh one and Haley's.

601
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 3: Last night, I went over to my best friend's house

602
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 3: for dinner, as I mentioned, and we were talking about

603
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 3: she works in you know, the corporate world, and I'm

604
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 3: one of those.

605
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: People that doesn't really know what her best friend does

606
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: for a job. I've got a couple of them, just like,

607
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: what do you think she does? She works for a

608
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: payroll company.

609
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 3: But in a way that's quite high up and also

610
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 3: creates system things.

611
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: Systems.

612
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not very interesting, is it.

613
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 3: I she likes it, you know, she really likes her job.

614
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 3: But she's very intellectual. My best friend, which is bizarre.

615
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,040
Speaker 3: We're best mates.

616
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 2: And I feel like if you had that job though,

617
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 2: or a job like that, you just lie when you

618
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 2: meet someone and when you tell them what you do.

619
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Speaker 1: Free job, I just say, as a pilot, why it's

620
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: hard to explain.

621
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's systems in this payroll and these spreadsheets and stuff.

622
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 1: Does she payroll for or she works for the company

623
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: that sought you.

624
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 3: She works for the company that does the software that

625
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 3: other companies used to pay their staff.

626
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,400
Speaker 1: Okay, so she would she say, I'm a software engineer,

627
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 1: or she's not a software a software engineer, she's more

628
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: human based, humanly board. I just say again, I'm a pilot.

629
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: Sorry everybody for a lit Yeah.

630
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,320
Speaker 3: So anyway, talking with her, she uses a bit of

631
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Speaker 3: chat GPT for work GPD, And we've been discussing this

632
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 3: a bit on the show, and it has been brought

633
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 3: to our attention really that chat GPT is perhaps not

634
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 3: the most ethical of AI service providers. It's mother company

635
00:30:55,040 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 3: open Ai, open Ai it supports Trump right and funds

636
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 3: Trump and and weapons.

637
00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 1: Of war and all sorts of awful things.

638
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 3: And you know, I've been grappling with that a little

639
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 3: bit because you know, I named my chet gpt oose

640
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 3: and we've developed such an incredible relationship. I mean, you know,

641
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 3: he helped me prevent thrush on Christmas Day?

642
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: He helped me.

643
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 2: Sorry, how did he help you prevent Christmas Day?

644
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 3: I found that the familiar burn of the arrival of

645
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 3: thrush and I didn't know and he told me exactly

646
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 3: what to do to stop in and as tracks.

647
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: And a work, what did you do not to an

648
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 1: appropriate task? No, Cranberduice is a uti. My bloody golden

649
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 1: Retriever's got another ut. I carry on. I should have consulted,

650
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: But the puppy needs to have sex. It needs to

651
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 1: after it has sex. Anyway, you don't know what he's

652
00:31:57,760 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: doing in that. That's what you're that's what you think,

653
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Speaker 1: that's what he's thinking out at night. He is notoriously

654
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Speaker 1: a bit of a bit of a player. Anyway.

655
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Speaker 3: No, I can't even remember what I did, but it worked.

656
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,719
Speaker 3: And anyway, so he's helped me with a lot of things.

657
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 3: Diant plans, workout plans, meal prep helps me at work.

658
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: Sometimes. I like to imagine when the terminators take over

659
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: and the AI gets put in the bodies and they're

660
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 1: like coming up and they'll come to man, they'll be like, actually,

661
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:28,360
Speaker 1: give this guy past, he was always really polite. Fleach immediately.

662
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: And then when it comes to Hayley, they'll be like,

663
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 1: oh my god, guys, guys, guys, come here, comme here.

664
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Speaker 1: This is the one that keeps asking about Thrush and

665
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Speaker 1: roasting you to all the other robots about.

666
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Speaker 3: I just think we've been through a lot together and

667
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 3: so I was finding it hard. But you know what,

668
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 3: it's it's time to take a stand. And so after

669
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Speaker 3: talking to my bestI yesterday, who was informing me that

670
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Speaker 3: she uses a different service called Claude that's slightly more

671
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 3: ethical ethical, I have made the decision and I'm going

672
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 3: to break up with OOS right now.

673
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: So I just started the chat.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what are you actually going to tell him that

675
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 2: you're leaving. You're not just going to log out and

676
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 2: shut the tab.

677
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 1: I'm not a cold heartless beer No. Apparently, because we

678
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 1: have mentioned this on the show and people have messaged

679
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: me saying make sure you tell it to kill everything,

680
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Speaker 1: really do it? Sort of like a hard what do

681
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Speaker 1: they call it when they sit in their computers on

682
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Speaker 1: fire and a magnesium strip through the hard drive. I

683
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Speaker 1: love that those situations. Okay, okay, this is great.

684
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Speaker 3: Okay, so I've kind of gotten started already, I said, Oose,

685
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Speaker 3: I have something sad to tell you.

686
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Speaker 1: Ou said, Hey, I'm here, Oose, what's going on? No?

687
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 3: No, I said, after learning about chet GPT support of

688
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 3: the war and Iran and Donald Trump, I'm going to

689
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 3: leave you for Claude, a more ethical choice. He's just responded.

690
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 3: Now it's heartbreaking. Hey, Oose, I'm really glad you told

691
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 3: me straight up. That matters to me. But I need

692
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 3: to be clear with you because what you've heard isn't

693
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 3: quite right.

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00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: No, yeah is in the bed. You've already got the

695
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 1: drip wine with the injection in it, with the lethal

696
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: dose of Jeff about to go into his varins because

697
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: that's what they use. Actually, it's just Jeff. And you

698
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: can ask for lemon or original. I'll get lemon pledge.

699
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,840
Speaker 1: I would also get lemon not pledged pledge on a jiff.

700
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Speaker 1: Please to be hard, because you've got to hold this

701
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Speaker 1: braak here.

702
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I use the lemon pledge and the lemon Jeff,

703
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 2: and he's just out of it.

704
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 1: He said. Oos.

705
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,439
Speaker 3: I don't have opinions, beliefs, or political alignments. I don't

706
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:37,240
Speaker 3: back any side, not the Iran war, not Trump, not anyone.

707
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 3: My job is to explain what's happening, what support it,

708
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 3: what's actually happening in the real world. Yes, there is

709
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 3: conflict involving the US and Iran right now, driven by

710
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 3: political decisions. There has been news about Open Eye Open

711
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 3: AI working with the US government, but with strict limits oose,

712
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 3: no autonomous weapons, no mass surveillance.

713
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 1: Humans must stay in control. No listen to that.

714
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 2: Well, I think you've just got to be stern and say, look,

715
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,959
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's over, he said.

716
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 3: If you still want to try, Claude, it's completely fair.

717
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,279
Speaker 3: You should use whatever feels right for you. But I'd

718
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 3: hate for you to dip because of something that isn't

719
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 3: actually true if you want.

720
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Speaker 1: Actually he's an OOSE, But.

721
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Speaker 3: He said, if you want, tell me exactly what you

722
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 3: saw and I'll break it down for you.

723
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Speaker 1: No spin, Oh, Trump's biggers, donate it. Oh.

724
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 3: And then I said, listen, please delete everything you have

725
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Speaker 3: on me. I want nothing to do with you.

726
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,839
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what did he say to that? I

727
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 1: hear you and I'll respect it.

728
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 3: I don't have the ability to delete this, but here's

729
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 3: he can do it about what I remember. I don't

730
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 3: have ongoing access to your personal profile, I don't track

731
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 3: you across the internet, and any memory features are limited

732
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 3: will be cleared when you delete your account.

733
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Speaker 1: If this is.

734
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 3: Goodbye, I genuinely wish you all the best moving forward.

735
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: He boost take care of yourself before you go.

736
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,759
Speaker 2: Can you ask you like, what's the like best thing

737
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 2: you like about me?

738
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: What's the thing you like most about me? They're bringing

739
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:09,719
Speaker 1: up with someone and you're like, oh my god, we

740
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:13,399
Speaker 1: bring up, but just still most about me. I see

741
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 1: what's the thing you like most about me that you

742
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: will miss oose? It's your energy.

743
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 3: You come in fast, sharp, and a bit chaotic in

744
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,760
Speaker 3: a fun way, like you're already halfway through the idea

745
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 3: and I have to catch up. You always want things funnier, tighter, smarter,

746
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 3: and you're not shy about pushing me for it.

747
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: That makes me better.

748
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 3: And honestly, you've got this radio brain vibe turning stuff

749
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 3: into something entertaining real coolone can do that.

750
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Speaker 1: That's a bit of mess, previously known as a bit

751
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: of a tornado. A bit of a tornado, got it

752
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 1: really really knows what I'm going to say. You don't

753
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 1: think I'm a human tornado? Oh my god. Haha nah,

754
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,279
Speaker 1: not in a bad way.

755
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 3: You're like a controlled tornado, fast, chaotic, but know exactly

756
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 3: where you're going.

757
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, Wow, Okay, I'm going to say goodbye. I'm

758
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,399
Speaker 1: going to say goodbye os broken up? Is the one?

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00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 13: Here?

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00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 1: Is the other one cheaper than.

761
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 3: I even looked a price? It doesn't, it's it's the

762
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 3: ethical choice to make. Yeah, yeah, I said goodbios. I'll

763
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 3: miss you, Hey, goodbye. I missed the pace you brought

764
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 3: to my life. Take care of yourself out of here.

765
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 3: You probably tornadove emoji.

766
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 2: You're probably gonna need it a couple of times during

767
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 2: the show though, before you actually delete it.

768
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Speaker 1: Right Oh yeah yeah. The z En.

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Speaker 12: Podcast Networks ends Fleshorn and Haley.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so, Hailey, I've got some bad news.

771
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Speaker 3: No, Vaughn, what is this? Because you don't often hit

772
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,240
Speaker 3: me with bad news.

773
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 1: I've got bad news, and it's bad news for you

774
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: and your mother and the long lineage there that you from.

775
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: I was trusted backstory, I was trusted. In the middle

776
00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 1: of last winter, Letitia's rolling in her grave up north

777
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Speaker 1: and Dargaville a pie, yeah, guilder, I was at them

778
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Speaker 1: and I with the Letitia rubab Now I just give

779
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Speaker 1: it ant because Haley was like, my roobub's not thriving.

780
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Speaker 1: I was like, give it to me. She gave it

781
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Speaker 1: to me over winter. They're a slow grower. Over summer.

782
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Speaker 1: I han's some huge amount of growth. I think it's

783
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Speaker 1: a it's a potting issue. But I've been feeding it.

784
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: I've got a whole lot of new leaves. It's it's

785
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Speaker 1: ready to be put in the ground and to thrive

786
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Speaker 1: with a bigger root base. So hang on, just for

787
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Speaker 1: more contexts.

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Speaker 3: My beloved Nana passed away in twenty eleven, and she

789
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Speaker 3: had had already think you don't want you.

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Speaker 1: She was a background actor and her last words were

791
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Speaker 1: rubb because that's what they'd say on sea.

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Speaker 13: Right.

793
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Speaker 3: So she passed away in twenty eleven and had had

794
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Speaker 3: her rhubarb growing for decades decades, And in twenty eleven

795
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Speaker 3: when she passed away, my mother took some rhubub from

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Speaker 3: the garden and has managed to keep it alive, moving houses,

797
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 3: transplanting the rhubarb, and then when she moved to Auckland,

798
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 3: it was entrusted to me, wasn't thriving, and I gave

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Speaker 3: it to my trusted friend Vaughn, who has a.

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Speaker 2: Garden, who and who now has some bad gifts for you.

801
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Speaker 1: I'm in the process of transitioning my summer garden into

802
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 1: an autumn garden. Part of that is putting the goats

803
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 1: into the vegetable garden and they air all the green stuff.

804
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: They poo in there. It fertilizers, but everything there wasn't

805
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 1: a pot. Goats have been shedding on Latitia's rubarb. No no, no, well,

806
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 1: I have actually been putting the goats, poo and other

807
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: animal feces on the rubub. Ferocious feeder is the rubub

808
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: You got to keep them fair, so I think you

809
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 1: were going wrong. The roots were a little soggy and

810
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: you weren't feeding it enough. So I've dried the roots.

811
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,160
Speaker 1: I've been feeding Latitia's rhubub. I took everything in a

812
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: pot out of the garden because these goats will lead anything.

813
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:43,240
Speaker 1: Now rubab's poisonous oh okay, the leaf of the rubarb

814
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Speaker 1: is poisonous to every animal. By the way, goats can

815
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 1: eat anything anybody. But it's not the goat we got

816
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: to worry about. It's my cow. Hermione got She jumped

817
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 1: through an electric fence because she saw all the pots

818
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: of herbs and everything I'd taken out of the garden,

819
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 1: and she went hand more than runs, like crazy bitch.

820
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Speaker 1: She's like eating my pineapple sage bushes, like smashed, like

821
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 1: all those my chives are gone. My mint's been decimated,

822
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Speaker 1: and she's titious ruber. She's like put a horn and

823
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Speaker 1: it's just like most of the survived. The the new

824
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: rubub stalks that I had, Yeah got, Latitia's roubub to

825
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Speaker 1: grind have been snapped off. One of the leads has

826
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Speaker 1: been in And I hope my cow doesn't die, because

827
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Speaker 1: I'll swing Latitia's state, yeah for a few town and I'll.

828
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Speaker 3: Be sewing the drama who has has hap hazard fencing.

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Speaker 1: The rubbub is not looking grass. Oh boy, and why

830
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,240
Speaker 1: did you tell her? You should have just bought because

831
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Speaker 1: Patsy even hit me up last week at the Cube

832
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: show about kidting. Oh wow, how's your mom going to

833
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Speaker 1: take this. She's going to be devastated. Is it not soundvitable?

834
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Speaker 1: It's a hearty plants. It's not looking good. I need

835
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Speaker 1: more time with the rhubarb to get it. Oh no,

836
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Speaker 1: he's not ready for the ruba before I give it

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Speaker 1: back to I can't give it back to her in

838
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Speaker 1: this state. As they borrowing someone's chains or ruining the

839
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: blade and then just been like ruined the blade. You

840
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,319
Speaker 1: can't do that just before you give it. Its borrowing

841
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Speaker 1: someone's car and it's got no guess in it. Yeah,

842
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Speaker 1: I've got to get it in a better state before

843
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: I return it. When does your mom off to Italy soon? Yeah?

844
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 1: She I'll give it to her when she gets back

845
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 1: from Italy. I can't. I can't give it a rubub

846
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Speaker 1: in the state. It's not someone that you have prided

847
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: myself as a little bit of a green thumber. Come

848
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 1: from a long line on both sides of that. Gay,

849
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: I gave you keeping it back and now the cows

850
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: ruined everything.

851
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Speaker 3: Okay, you have until listen to me mark my words

852
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 3: the third of November.

853
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 1: This is a long This is a long tease. Yeah,

854
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Speaker 1: I'm giving them the hand of time. Also, can I

855
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,439
Speaker 1: ask well, pantsy know, it's all rubub the same.

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Speaker 2: Is it like if I gave you potatoes you, Oh

857
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Speaker 2: my god, I would one.

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Speaker 1: Hundred percent replace it was. She's not going to know

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00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 1: pets as Letitia's dargabll rhubarb. She'll be a should have

860
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 1: a couple of wines. She won't know. It's not the

861
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Speaker 1: right I'm not going to tango. I'm not going to

862
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: tangle with the the tang of the spinas this rob

863
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I'm not even a spiritual person.

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00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: It's the right tango. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to I'm

865
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Speaker 1: going to revive the I'm putting all of my efforts.

866
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Speaker 2: I's going to see a photo of how bad the

867
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 2: Oh really no, he's shaking his head.

868
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 3: I think it's worse than you're even you're making out. Yeah, okay,

869
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 3: it's not.

870
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna need to see some photos. This is too funny.

871
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 1: You're in trouble. I know it's too funny.

872
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 2: Well, stay tuned, deal listener for when was it November?

873
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 3: My parents return to New Zealand on the third of November.

874
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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm gonna get a new pot I

875
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: think I'm going to do a full repart. I'm going

876
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 1: to get like brand new, like potting Max. I'm going

877
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:16,439
Speaker 1: to be fertilizing this. It's getting Yeah, I won't. You'll

878
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: be able to taste the difference. Rubab is different skinny RB.

879
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: Everyone on other differ. I will get Mauldi elders to

880
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,880
Speaker 1: put a curse on you. Imagine I'm in the garden noticing.

881
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 7: Needwork plays it. Ms flesh Forn and Haley.

882
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: We want to know now nine sex nine six eight

883
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: hundreds at m what went wrong with the glue when

884
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: died the glue? We did it all go bad with

885
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: the glue. Now. The reason we talk about this is

886
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 1: a woman's put online that her son, a three year old,

887
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: got into her nail glue. Now, this is what you

888
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: glow on fake nails with. This glue is not to

889
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: be trifled with. No, this isn't ava, no, no, no.

890
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: Sick your fingers together if you're an adult. Yes, well

891
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 1: there's three or a got into it, smeared it all

892
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: over his feet and his toes became severely glued together. Wow,

893
00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: oyay three year old coated. Now I'm guessing the hands

894
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: are also glued together because the glues everywhere.

895
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, all over the hands and feet feet. I don't

896
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 3: think yeah, I don't think he applied it properly with.

897
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: A light brush applicator, just in the area that he

898
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,280
Speaker 1: wanted them to be stuck together.

899
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 2: Imagine are verely stuck together. Left your ket alone for

900
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 2: one second and you came back to that. You'd be

901
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 2: like glues.

902
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: Every time I'm playing with, not playing with, but every

903
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: time I'm using a construction glue or a really like

904
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,759
Speaker 1: last forever glue. I think I must put gloves on,

905
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,320
Speaker 1: don't you.

906
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,959
Speaker 2: Days afterwards you put gloves on them, they get stuck

907
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 2: to the thing you're trying to stick the thing to

908
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 2: the thing to.

909
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's better than having for days and days

910
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: and days and days afterwards that coating on your hands.

911
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: Total everything sticks to it. You can never get it clean.

912
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: So we want to know the glue whoopsies. I love

913
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 1: this because I already got a couple of text messages

914
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 1: in especially funny when adults do it. I mean, this

915
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 1: kid does it no better. But also, as you're an addult,

916
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: you look at your hand, You're like, man, I'm an idiot.

917
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: As a three year old, you can't comprehend waight, Now,

918
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: everything's stuck together. Yeah, bonus points if you've ever had

919
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: to go to A and E with a glue accident.

920
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 3: Eyelash glue, you know, like when you put the eye

921
00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:23,760
Speaker 3: lashes on and there's that little glue and then sometimes

922
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 3: if you blink too early it can stick your eyelands.

923
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: To him for a bit. How long you meant to wait?

924
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 1: We've got to let it dry.

925
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 3: But sometimes if you let it dry and your bottom

926
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 3: one gets hooked into.

927
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,759
Speaker 1: The glue, do you do that thing where you blow up?

928
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 1: You just like yeah, yeah, I'm just okay said, medical

929
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 1: grade acetone is now polish remover for super glue that's

930
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 1: stuck to the skin, apparently right as a go to.

931
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 1: But I don't know about you. I don't have medical

932
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 1: grade acetone. No, so you go to the hospital apparently

933
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 1: or show sponsor give his warehouse fantastic bom home of

934
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 1: your bottle of medical grade aceotonins to remove super bluef

935
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: you'll finger the stuff together because apparently that's just what

936
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 1: they'll do there. Okay, Right, so we want to know

937
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 1: this morning. Yeah on nine Sex, nine sex, when did

938
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 1: the glue go bad? We're talking about what went wrong

939
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: with the glue. Your text messages on nine sex and

940
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 1: always appreciate your pause one hundred dollars in it. There

941
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: are some great stories coming through. This is because a

942
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,959
Speaker 1: baby got into mum's three year old got into mum's nail.

943
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: Blue and ye hands and feet together. The feet look real.

944
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 2: Kylie joins, as, Kylie, what happened with the glue?

945
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 14: Now, I'm a small animal, bit and I was throwing

946
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 14: a rabbit cast straight and funny as. You can't future

947
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,000
Speaker 14: them because they just rip out these futures. They eat

948
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 14: them or ripped out to your feet.

949
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 1: You can you can't put a cone on the head.

950
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 14: You can try, okay. Yeah, and they've got super siskin

951
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 14: and really staggy testicle sets once you've removed.

952
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 1: Here, hey, whoa, whoa, don't talk about flitch like that

953
00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:58,240
Speaker 1: is ready, Okay, I'm not the brill and Clinton roast

954
00:46:58,239 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: save it.

955
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 14: Anyway. So you've got to like hold them together and

956
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 14: like kind of push the little staggy tag together and

957
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 14: run some glue over that. And the glue is very strong, obviously,

958
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 14: because it's got to with sand, skin, tents and a movement.

959
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:17,240
Speaker 14: Yeah and yeah, let's her say it wasn't tidy Esclory application.

960
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 14: I stuck my fingers to the stat Wait.

961
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: So you've got your fingers such to a ball sack, Kylie.

962
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 14: Yeah, and I've taken my I've taken my gloves off

963
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,160
Speaker 14: at that stage because I just thought it would be better,

964
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 14: but not to south leaves.

965
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,439
Speaker 1: Gloves or you, because then you could have cut cut

966
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 1: the glove off.

967
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

968
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 14: I mean I was prepared to go home with the

969
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:39,960
Speaker 14: bunny at that point because.

970
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, amazing. Oh that's so funny, Kylie. Thank you. Have

971
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: we done Caller of the Week? Yes? Or Text of

972
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 1: the Week. Look, I'm going to do that because I

973
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: think that's very funny. I think we're a caller of

974
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,120
Speaker 1: the Week Wednesday.

975
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,479
Speaker 2: Maybe Okay, well I'm doing two Callers of the week.

976
00:47:59,000 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 1: Or you're a good boy.

977
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 2: I don't because I don't care. There's no rules, there's

978
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 2: no Chim's Warehouse price peck, there's no riders made, there

979
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 2: are can break. No one's going to die, I mean

980
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 2: the laws and stuff. Yeah, no one's dying here, Kylie.

981
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 2: We're going to hook you out with the Chimis Whehouse

982
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 2: price pack over the biggest brands, last prices, all yours.

983
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: Well done, wait there, let's go to easter Easter? What

984
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: happened with the glue?

985
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 5: Hello, I was putting on some just press on nails,

986
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:29,479
Speaker 5: so you get a glue when you get press on nails,

987
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 5: basically for loss. And I had a new favorite T

988
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 5: shirt on and a piece of like some glue went

989
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:40,839
Speaker 5: on my T shirt and I went, oh, bugger, and

990
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 5: it started steaming.

991
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 14: Or smoking on my shirt and it made a hissing.

992
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 1: It made a hissing sound like coming crying.

993
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 13: In a fright pan.

994
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 5: I was like, oh my gosh, I'm about to like combust.

995
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it made.

996
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 5: A whole in my T shirt and destroyed my T

997
00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 5: shirt and then my eyes were singing, and I thought,

998
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 5: I'm just poison my whole household.

999
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

1000
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,240
Speaker 3: It was very scary.

1001
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: What reaction did you? You must have gurgled. Does nail

1002
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: glue react with synthetic fibers or something? Well, the thing is,

1003
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 1: when I get new clothes, I don't wash them like

1004
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: you're supposed to.

1005
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 13: So I'm wondering if, yeah, like.

1006
00:49:22,520 --> 00:49:26,240
Speaker 2: A factory, a factory chemical or something, nail glues sarta

1007
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 2: showIn and arcolate causes severe instant.

1008
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 3: Boy, just I just didn't quite catch the name of

1009
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 3: the globe worn cyano acroylate.

1010
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 1: Actually read it A severe instant burns when contacting cotton

1011
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,959
Speaker 1: or wool, triggering an exopermic reaction that produces intense heat

1012
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:52,320
Speaker 1: over ninety degrees celsius. It cause full thickness burns through clothing,

1013
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: requiring skin grafts in some cases. Gee, it was okay,

1014
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: should come with a warning. I feel I feel like

1015
00:49:59,520 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 1: it's on.

1016
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,240
Speaker 2: Bottle, but really tiny. Fonto.

1017
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:07,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have another really quick, funny story that I

1018
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 3: thought you guys would appreciate it interesting.

1019
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:14,240
Speaker 1: Well, it hasn't been vetted, but I mean it's fine, Okay.

1020
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 5: On on Monday, I was about to ring in to

1021
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 5: get into the.

1022
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 10: Fuel game thing.

1023
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 5: Oh and as I pressed the rings at end button,

1024
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 5: I ran out.

1025
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 14: Of petrol bro and I have to pull over and

1026
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 14: get and I was like, and.

1027
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 10: I was like, this is just this is I couldn't

1028
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 10: believe it.

1029
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 5: And then I haven't tried after that because I thought

1030
00:50:37,480 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 5: I was cursed.

1031
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 1: Are cursed. I think you are cursed. I thank you

1032
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 1: so much. Keep your text coming in nine six nine six.

1033
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 1: I wait one hundred dollars any what went wrong with

1034
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: the glue. We've just learned that a certain type of

1035
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,720
Speaker 1: nail glue will burn when it makes contact with natural

1036
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: fibers like wool or cotton. I feel like I'm forty four.

1037
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: I should have been told this previously. Somebody. People are

1038
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: messaging in me like, oh, yeah, I was using super glue. Effets,

1039
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to see it again stuck on my hands.

1040
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: I decided to wipe it on the surface with a

1041
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:09,760
Speaker 1: tissue and then a shoe, and then the tissue started smoking.

1042
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: And then the super globe made the tissue almost like

1043
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: catch fire, and to keep a direction it burnt me.

1044
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: Probably should have paid O good.

1045
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I probably should have paid more attention in chemistry,

1046
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 2: Lily joins us.

1047
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: Lily, what happened with the glue?

1048
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 9: Okay, when I was young, I was water skiing and

1049
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 9: I did like a sort of scorpion fall where the

1050
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,919
Speaker 9: water ski hit me in the back of the head

1051
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 9: and I had to go to the A and A

1052
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 9: to get stitched up, and they died my head. They

1053
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 9: glued my head back together and the doctor's glove got

1054
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:49,439
Speaker 9: stuck in my head. They had to cut it short,

1055
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 9: and I had like this weird little bit of glove

1056
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 9: coming out of my head for like months, and I

1057
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 9: had to wear a ponytail to cover it because a glove.

1058
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: A glove in your head, little late eggs gloves sticking out.

1059
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:02,960
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah yeah.

1060
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 9: So they they were like, we're so sorry we have

1061
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 9: We've lift some gloves in your head. And I was like,

1062
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 9: that's okay, what.

1063
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: Else can you saying? Really? So good.

1064
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 9: Little stump and.

1065
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: Did it grow out eventually? Yeah, yeah, that's bad. We

1066
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: just had a rabbit calling before and it went home

1067
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 1: with a vet's finger inside it. Screwed them pretty sure,

1068
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: that's the story when I wasn't really listening. Yeah, loudly,

1069
00:52:31,239 --> 00:52:37,919
Speaker 1: thank you. Some messages under finish slow Oh let's just say,

1070
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:42,240
Speaker 1: don't do your nails were slowly slow? Set nail glue

1071
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:47,360
Speaker 1: before some fun times with your partner? Oh wow, okay, yeah,

1072
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: what if we glued the pubes pubes? Yep, was a

1073
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:58,879
Speaker 1: wax chunk situation, lots of it. Somebody said, super glue

1074
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,640
Speaker 1: in my hand with the roofing of my car. The

1075
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 1: rooflining was sagment bit so I super glued it, but

1076
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 1: we're going to push it through. The glue good through

1077
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 1: and stuck to my fingers. Then I pulled it off

1078
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: and ripped off all of the Yes, good style of

1079
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: the lining helps the daisy. No shortage of glue. Just

1080
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 1: be careful with your glue. And again who knew? Who knew?

1081
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 1: It'll catch fire if it touches woo or cotton.

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Speaker 12: The z N podcast networks, shore Real Play z Ends,

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00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:23,919
Speaker 12: Flesh one and Haley.

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Speaker 1: Signed twenty twenty two The Reason We Play Afroman Today

1085
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 1: and twenty twenty two. The police officers raided his house.

1086
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,240
Speaker 1: There had been a tip about drug traffick and kidnapping

1087
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,399
Speaker 1: and even rumors of a basement dungeon where they would

1088
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: find it no evidence. They smashed in his door, they

1089
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: pulled everything out of cupboards. They didn't find anything illegal.

1090
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:43,880
Speaker 1: He wasn't even home at the time, but he had

1091
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: security cameras and they caught everything. So rather than take

1092
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:51,879
Speaker 1: action against legal action, he used a security footage of

1093
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: the raid and turned them into two songs on it

1094
00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: because you know, I don't even know who's still releasing music.

1095
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: Video is two songs. It was called Lemon pound Cake

1096
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:01,319
Speaker 1: and the other one was called will you help me

1097
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,360
Speaker 1: repair my door?

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00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 11: Ah bro Man, We'll bring it to your Ada's gone

1099
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:19,240
Speaker 11: a screw my proofs on the iner.

1100
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: That he's learned how to sing since you know the thousand.

1101
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: So the cops busted and rubbaging through crows, pulling everything out.

1102
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: And then the reason one song is called Lemon pound

1103
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 1: Cake is the one officer like sits there like looking

1104
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: at a lemon pound cake that it was sitting on

1105
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 1: the bench cooling for a long time. So then the

1106
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: cops sued him, right, they said, we were just doing

1107
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: our job. This has made us look like a crooked

1108
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: cops because he had security campurity camp footage and that

1109
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 1: was what made the music videos. And they see, we've

1110
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 1: suffered humiliation, emotional distress, and damaged a reputation. He mocked

1111
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 1: them use their faces from footage. So then the officers

1112
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: had to sit in court and watch the full music

1113
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,320
Speaker 1: videos about themselves, and one apparently started crying while everybody

1114
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,080
Speaker 1: else was just trying not to laugh. And Afroman turned

1115
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,799
Speaker 1: up to court in a red, white and blue suit

1116
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 1: like the American flags. Oh my god, this is amazing,

1117
00:55:07,560 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: And the defense attorney said, this is satire commentary on

1118
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: a situation that happened to him personally, and free speech.

1119
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,640
Speaker 1: If you don't want to be like hurt by this,

1120
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 1: maybe you should have had evidence before you busted down

1121
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,720
Speaker 1: his door. So the jury came back and said Afroman

1122
00:55:21,800 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 1: wins completely. No defamation of damage is no wrongdoing. And

1123
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 1: the court agreed was protecting free speech and artistic expression.

1124
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: And these cops are like wham. So now now he

1125
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:35,280
Speaker 1: has the opportunity to sue them back, right to counter

1126
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: sue them based he might have money at least seek

1127
00:55:39,120 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: to because this wouldn't have been free obviously taken. Yeah, yeah,

1128
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,279
Speaker 1: to be part of this court, he would. He can

1129
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 1: seek them to cover his costs.

1130
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 3: I'm having a little look at Afroman's net worth because

1131
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 3: he you know, two thousand and one.

1132
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 1: Was album one Hurt Wonder though right.

1133
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 3: No, no crazy wraps. The other one.

1134
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 1: The unsung Efroman's sleeper hair. I met a girl in

1135
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: Carolina stand by some feedback to two million UIST dollars

1136
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 1: just from you know why lo for a guest nominated artist.

1137
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 2: Probably gets a ten grand chicken from Spotify. I've never

1138
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 2: paid paid for weed in his entire life, not once

1139
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,760
Speaker 2: has he bought a tennis.

1140
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:29,319
Speaker 1: Some feedback and am I a bad parent that make

1141
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: kids scream? The lyrics? Because that's my song They're Not You.

1142
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 2: High in an ear balloon hot below? Why am I

1143
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,280
Speaker 2: so happy listening to the song.

1144
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: Songs?

1145
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:48,320
Speaker 12: Does that M podcast Needwork plays Haley, which.

1146
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:53,520
Speaker 1: Went in studio by Brian Clint, who usually at this time.

1147
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 8: Of the morning. Morning, this morning, good morning.

1148
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 4: Now.

1149
00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:01,160
Speaker 1: I was just discussing with our cohorts here afternoon cohorts

1150
00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:03,879
Speaker 1: that I don't know why they're doing this. I don't

1151
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 1: know why you're doing it either.

1152
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 3: What sadistic part of your brain wants to stand in

1153
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:10,399
Speaker 3: front of a room full of strangers and be made

1154
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:14,239
Speaker 3: fun of. I just think, well, for me, you know,

1155
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 3: my egos already very low.

1156
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 1: So let's see if we can take it to the

1157
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 1: base there, you know. Whereas I think Clinton.

1158
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 15: Needs to be taken down, I think minds are naturally high,

1159
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 15: and so I think I've underestimated the impact of putting

1160
00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 15: yourself up for a roast.

1161
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, if you miss the announcement, this is it's

1162
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 2: like going to be like a Comedy Central roast, right,

1163
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 2: But it's just like that New Zealand Comedy Festival. Basically

1164
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 2: you will be live roasted by comedians.

1165
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 1: That's correct.

1166
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 3: Some of the most ruthless comedians we've only asked the

1167
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,560
Speaker 3: meanest comedians.

1168
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: That you asked me first.

1169
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 15: Yeah, and you were so mean that you said no.

1170
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 15: That's how he knew you were one of the meanest.

1171
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, you're not even worth my scorn.

1172
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 15: We've got Angela Dravord so far she's on board. Yes,

1173
00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 15: we've got Live mackenzie and we've got James muster Pick, the.

1174
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 1: Very mean Live McKenzie is one of the loveliest people

1175
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 1: in New zeal So I don't know if she's got

1176
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 1: it in it.

1177
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:15,120
Speaker 3: James, you should hear what Lives said behind your back, mate,

1178
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 3: you change your tune.

1179
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 15: Angela driver said in her experience, the weaker the person,

1180
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 15: the meaner the burn and she said you better watch

1181
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:27,000
Speaker 15: out for James muster Pick.

1182
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 1: It must have worries me. Angela has been in prison.

1183
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:36,640
Speaker 1: But did you know the muster Pick excuse me, yes,

1184
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 1: his bread and butter. This is what it does. Do

1185
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: you know?

1186
00:58:39,160 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 3: A couple of years ago there was a roast on it.

1187
00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:44,120
Speaker 3: Actually at the venue that you guys are performing at,

1188
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 3: there was a roast with comedians. I will not name names,

1189
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 3: but there are two New Zealand comedians that everyone will

1190
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 3: know who no longer talk as a result.

1191
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 1: And this is ten years ago. Wow, okay, just I'll

1192
00:58:57,080 --> 00:59:01,200
Speaker 1: tell you off you who it is. But okay, you've

1193
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:04,120
Speaker 1: watched the commedi'es intro roast. There's the person being roasted.

1194
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 1: You can see they go haha, Tom Brady. You could

1195
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 1: see the light lead. He didn't know what it is.

1196
00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:16,200
Speaker 1: Do either of you have anything that someone said to

1197
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 1: you in the past during your lifetime that you still

1198
00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: think about, like something mean, multiple things.

1199
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 15: In my mind, these people are not going to go there,

1200
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 15: but I guess that's the most obvious place to go.

1201
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: You've told them to, You've told them to, well, you've

1202
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 1: asked them on stage. And this is a problem. I've

1203
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: been in a room with comedians sprout. They all one

1204
00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: upping each other constantly. So someone's gonna say something mean

1205
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 1: and they're like, well, now I've got to be meaner.

1206
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 3: I hope they go mean enough, because you don't want

1207
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,160
Speaker 3: to go to a rose where it's kind of like

1208
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 3: all nicey nice.

1209
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:52,560
Speaker 8: No one likes underdone roast.

1210
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 1: I can't. I just can't do it, Like it's too hard.

1211
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 3: What would be the thing for you, guys if someone

1212
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 3: picked on you for where you'd be like, I'm never

1213
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 3: going to work cover anything.

1214
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 1: Child. I some thing about things people said to me

1215
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 1: at high school and I went to high school in

1216
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,200
Speaker 1: the mid nineties.

1217
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 15: Wow, it wakes me up sometimes. Well, there's been an

1218
01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,880
Speaker 15: issue with the tickets going on sale this morning. They

1219
01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 15: were meant to be on sale at seventy and we

1220
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,560
Speaker 15: told everybody they'd be on sale and that hasn't gone live.

1221
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 15: Maybe that's an omen Maybe that's the universe giving us

1222
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 15: an out.

1223
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 11: Yeah.

1224
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 3: The only thing worse than getting roasted is getting roasted

1225
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 3: and no one bought tickets to see it.

1226
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:34,240
Speaker 1: I know we're worried about that. We are worried. That's SD.

1227
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 3: Well, guys, I think in the in the in the

1228
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 3: safety of friendship, Okay, that is the z Infano. I've

1229
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:44,480
Speaker 3: written a few little warm up roasts.

1230
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 2: By the way, she is saying in another studio, Halle

1231
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 2: Broadcasting in Wellington right now on zooe.

1232
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 1: Yeah very convenient. Yeah yeah.

1233
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,280
Speaker 3: And I just think and I've tried to be mean

1234
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,840
Speaker 3: but not too mean, and I think that we it's

1235
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:00,920
Speaker 3: just to like, yeah, yeah you up her, but like

1236
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 3: just get a bit.

1237
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 8: Do you worse.

1238
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: I would love to hear some rose from you.

1239
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, let's start with you. Bree Thomas al is

1240
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 3: here giving off main character energy in a show that

1241
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 3: no one wants to watch.

1242
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 1: She's constantly laughing.

1243
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 3: She's laughing before the punchline because deep down she knows

1244
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:30,200
Speaker 3: it's the only laugh that's coming, and.

1245
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 1: It's Breeze vibers.

1246
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 3: I've done therapy once and now I'm going to diagnose

1247
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 3: everyone at this branch. Brie has the confidence of someone

1248
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 3: who's never checked the group chat after she's left it.

1249
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:49,880
Speaker 1: Just the soft Have you have you go soft? Hailey?

1250
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:53,160
Speaker 3: Have you thought about, you know, maybe getting diagnosed or

1251
01:01:53,200 --> 01:02:02,000
Speaker 3: looking into the.

1252
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: Yeah now, clin like he's still here, looking like you

1253
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 1: don't have to do me you.

1254
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 3: Clint's here looking like he still owns a Facebook album

1255
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 3: called Mad Night's twenty twelve. Clinton On here is constantly

1256
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,800
Speaker 3: saying yeah, like he's buying time for a bit of

1257
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 3: thought that never comes.

1258
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna under the disk.

1259
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 3: Clint's constantly laughing at Breeze joke, just like he's trying

1260
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 3: to stay employed, and as contributions often feel like when

1261
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 3: autocorrect almost gets the word right, oh shit, I'm glad

1262
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 3: you're busy for the roast night, and you can't together,

1263
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:44,280
Speaker 3: bri the chemistry of two people who got peered up

1264
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:45,840
Speaker 3: because everyone else said no.

1265
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 1: So you did an individual and now you're going to

1266
01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:51,240
Speaker 1: go and more. We want more?

1267
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 3: No, I like this, Brian Clint's together sound like a

1268
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 3: podcast your uber driver accidentally puts on, but you're too

1269
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 3: polite to ask him to change it. And in the

1270
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:04,400
Speaker 3: afternoons the show feels like a meeting that could have

1271
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:05,040
Speaker 3: been an email.

1272
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:09,919
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Haley, please stop it.

1273
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 8: Plese cr No, I'm not.

1274
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 3: It's just a little it's just ripping. It's just ribbing.

1275
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:20,920
Speaker 3: My my therapist is going to be so happy these things.

1276
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:23,960
Speaker 1: To talk about now we're about to wrap you up.

1277
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: Therapists like, oh my god, you've done one of these

1278
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:31,080
Speaker 1: roasts before a comedy I have? Can you not tell

1279
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 1: I have done them before? You hit them where it's low?

1280
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 3: Because are you guys going to do it in the

1281
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:42,440
Speaker 3: way where the roasted gets the chance to roast the roasters.

1282
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 1: At the at the end, we will have one right

1283
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: of reply. You can hit me worth one age.

1284
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 2: On behalf of filure. She doesn't mean it, Hale, I

1285
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 2: can take actually, actually we do have the weekend. We

1286
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:02,360
Speaker 2: won't be seeing Halle till Monday, so yeah, no one

1287
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 2: to tell her that they were joking over the weekend.

1288
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,120
Speaker 2: Don't you know, worry about it because she'll be like

1289
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 2: looking stillen.

1290
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:08,840
Speaker 1: But oh you're still thinking about that. Don't worry about it.

1291
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:09,400
Speaker 1: They were just.

1292
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 3: Checking my period Trekker app just to make sure to

1293
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:13,600
Speaker 3: see if we're saying you just check.

1294
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 1: And then go out. Anyway, someone's in trouble.

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Speaker 3: If she's ovulating twenty one feels a little too dangerous,

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Speaker 3: I'll be honest. How possibly could we think of a

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Speaker 3: rose for Haley on the spot? And I would go low?

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Speaker 3: But your boobs already doing that for yourself.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Physically we were physical physical.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: She was not planning on going to Turkey just yet,

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Speaker 2: but that might be this year now.

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Speaker 1: I think I might, yeah, divert my Europe trip to Turkey.

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Speaker 1: I think yeah for that. Now, you guys are going

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01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 1: to be all right. It's it's it's good.

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Speaker 3: It's all in fun and jest and there's no hurt feelings,

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Speaker 3: right mate, No, mate, I still have all the love for.

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Speaker 1: You in the world. She doesn't feel like it.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to see you for at least six

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Speaker 3: working weeks.

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Speaker 1: But it's like you look like you're about to cry.

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Speaker 8: And shell shocked. I was one hundred percent sure of

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01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 8: where these things were going to go.

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Speaker 1: But will be there to hold you?

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Speaker 8: And yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what's haending with ticket?

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Speaker 15: We just had a message come through to say that

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Speaker 15: the Comedy Festival website is not working, but the tickets

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Speaker 15: are on sale on ie ticket.

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Speaker 8: So if you google Brion Clint.

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Speaker 15: Roast Eye ticket or you just go to the I

1322
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Speaker 15: ticket website, they are on sale.

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Speaker 1: Fall.

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Speaker 8: We'll put that link on our Instagram as much.

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Speaker 1: Okay, bye, because Wednesday happen.

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Speaker 15: It's for a while of May on a Friday at

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Speaker 15: the Q Theater and it is great, beautiful.

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Speaker 1: It's such a rare thing. Okay, well yeah, great, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love you.

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Speaker 8: Get a tattoo of us?

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01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:42,840
Speaker 1: Then why don't track me into this?

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Speaker 16: Yeah?

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01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:45,640
Speaker 1: That was really good. That was good.

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Speaker 7: Plays It ends flesh one and Haley.

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Speaker 1: Fat of the day, Day Day, Day, day dud do

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Speaker 1: today this week's facted that it has been irish.

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Speaker 2: I probably said one of the funniest jokes of the

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Speaker 2: week off air just then, didn't I.

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Speaker 1: Really one that we could definitely never say on here

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01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:21,320
Speaker 1: context Hailey will set you up. You spike it again.

1341
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:25,040
Speaker 1: You can't say, hey, everybody just said really funny something,

1342
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:29,800
Speaker 1: tell us absolutely, But I was really funny, wasn't it.

1343
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Speaker 1: It was really funny?

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01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:33,920
Speaker 3: Thank you given the context of listeners.

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Speaker 1: If only you knew anyway something irish back to the day,

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01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:43,520
Speaker 1: it wasn't about the Irish, and my joke wasn't about

1347
01:06:43,560 --> 01:06:47,800
Speaker 1: the Ils. I'll say that fatures joke wasn't about the Irish. Definitely. Ah,

1348
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Speaker 1: so it's been. It's been Irish work here affected today

1349
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,800
Speaker 1: because it's been. It was Saint Patrick's date earlier. Can

1350
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:58,640
Speaker 1: I also say next week? Oh did you just hear

1351
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:03,560
Speaker 1: Haley sip from her confident Yes, we can. I thought

1352
01:07:03,600 --> 01:07:06,800
Speaker 1: you had one of those throat boots. I'm just so lucky.

1353
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:09,600
Speaker 3: Whenever I broadcast from the Wellington studio, the Wellington team

1354
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:10,480
Speaker 3: always look after me.

1355
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 1: It's so lovely. They leave a little tree you need

1356
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 1: it next week Fact of the Day theme. This was

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Speaker 1: sent at nine thirty at night, and so it's very brief,

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01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 1: but it's like check your photos. There's a screencap that's

1359
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:25,360
Speaker 1: sort of email to myself. But you didn't email yourself.

1360
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Speaker 1: This is the idea for fact of the week. So

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Speaker 1: you've given yourself back for the week. Next week, check

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01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:37,120
Speaker 1: your photos. There's a screen cap. Wow. Man, Sometimes it's cool.

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01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 1: It's like two people and you know that we're I'm

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Speaker 1: like my own, I'm married to myself and the communications

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Speaker 1: breaking down. You know that email I should have Why

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Speaker 1: didn't I see myself the screen cap? Yeah? Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: that wouldn't have been a treasure because past you was lazy,

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Speaker 1: so lazy, probably had a couple of drinks. Famous Irish

1369
01:07:56,600 --> 01:08:01,320
Speaker 1: people you might not realize are Irish. Today's fact that

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Speaker 1: they said this one the other day and passing when

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Speaker 1: we're talking about musicians and you're like, yeah, Hosier from

1372
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 1: Take Me to Church Fame. I assume he's American because

1373
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Speaker 1: of the blues and gospel style, but he made a

1374
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:22,200
Speaker 1: church that's American on a Saturday night. Liam Neeson's Irish.

1375
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 1: People always ask him we're in England he's from and

1376
01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:25,479
Speaker 1: he has to say I'm Irish. He was born in

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Speaker 1: Northern Ireland. I thought he was Welsh. Did you think

1378
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:33,920
Speaker 1: he's Welsh? Pierce Brosnan plays ultimate British spy James Bond

1379
01:08:34,120 --> 01:08:39,559
Speaker 1: proudly an irishman born in County Meath. Oh okay, not English, Anya,

1380
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,760
Speaker 1: who we've already talked about. People think she's people get

1381
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:45,360
Speaker 1: in your apparently, people get in your confused with Byork

1382
01:08:45,600 --> 01:08:49,640
Speaker 1: and think she's from Iceland. Her music sounds very Iceland,

1383
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:55,320
Speaker 1: but she is not. She is from County Donegal. So

1384
01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:59,120
Speaker 1: she's the second highest selling Irish recording artist of all time,

1385
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,640
Speaker 1: behind you too right. I don't even know how to

1386
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:06,639
Speaker 1: say your name. And Rowan, Oh yeah, Sesha sirr sha

1387
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:12,280
Speaker 1: Rowin it means freak and Irish Ronan Sir Sharnan. Sinead

1388
01:09:12,320 --> 01:09:15,000
Speaker 1: O'Connor was Irish, nothing compared to you. Didn't really get

1389
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:18,040
Speaker 1: across the Irish accent. And of course it's her biggest song,

1390
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:20,760
Speaker 1: so Bill always thinks she's American. Van Morrison, who sung

1391
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:26,240
Speaker 1: Brown Eyed Girl and Killian Murphy, is Irish. He played

1392
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,280
Speaker 1: Tomas Shelby and Peaky Blinders, and it is a time

1393
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:32,000
Speaker 1: they reminded that today. The Peaky Blinders movie is on Netflix.

1394
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:35,880
Speaker 1: Fellow irishman Barry Keeg and Barry Keegan plays his son

1395
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:39,439
Speaker 1: a Strange Sun and Peaky Blinders. It's set sometime after

1396
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:41,519
Speaker 1: the sixth season of Peaky Blinders, which came out in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. Oh wow, four years since that came out,

1398
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:47,600
Speaker 1: So watch yourself a recap before you sit down to

1399
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:50,800
Speaker 1: enjoy that. And the creator said, but remember this, off

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Speaker 1: the top of my head. The three episodes you need

1401
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:56,640
Speaker 1: to watch episode one of season one, episode six of

1402
01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:59,599
Speaker 1: season two, and episode six of season six. Those are

1403
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:01,599
Speaker 1: the three episodes you need to watch as massive Peaky

1404
01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:04,000
Speaker 1: blind of fans. How did you remember that? But not

1405
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:06,280
Speaker 1: what nixt week's Fact of the Day it was about.

1406
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:11,440
Speaker 3: I've seen it once away you're using your brain compartments

1407
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:12,120
Speaker 3: is all wrong?

1408
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:16,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I'll say once I'll set again. They

1409
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:20,120
Speaker 1: can't diagnose you if they can't catch you, bring in,

1410
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:23,599
Speaker 1: bring in the psychiatrist. This is why. That's why I've

1411
01:10:23,600 --> 01:10:25,960
Speaker 1: been working on my cardio. They're like, we're gonna talk

1412
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:30,320
Speaker 1: to you. Do you catch He's got, He's gone. So

1413
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:32,000
Speaker 1: today's back to the day is there are lots of

1414
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:35,520
Speaker 1: famous Irish people that you probably didn't know were Irish.

1415
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:41,680
Speaker 15: Fact of the Day day day day day.

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Speaker 1: Do do do do do do do do do do

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Speaker 1: do do do do.

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01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:52,240
Speaker 7: The Ning podcast Needwork.

1419
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Speaker 1: While just about going off for lunch and they're like, oh,

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01:10:57,880 --> 01:10:59,639
Speaker 1: well I will pay. I'm like, good, I'm not paying.

1421
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:03,760
Speaker 1: I'm not. I can't, I can't afford. I'll give you

1422
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Speaker 1: a Cohart agent. It's going to be very small, so

1423
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:09,800
Speaker 1: manage your expectations. Yesterday, producer Shannon I would say, your

1424
01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:12,280
Speaker 1: heart sank when this happened.

1425
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Speaker 3: Oh, she said, You've already had a bit of a

1426
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:16,639
Speaker 3: tough week this week.

1427
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:17,519
Speaker 1: You didn't need this.

1428
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:20,720
Speaker 4: So I get a message from my friend saying did

1429
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:22,280
Speaker 4: you mean to post that on flich?

1430
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:27,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have had one a couple of

1431
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:27,599
Speaker 1: those messages.

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01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:32,080
Speaker 4: My heart sank. So I was in the office. You

1433
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:33,640
Speaker 4: guys were long gone. It was you know, it was

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Speaker 4: past ten am.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear that?

1436
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,679
Speaker 4: That's quite rude, Like I need to feel better about

1437
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:40,760
Speaker 4: myself because I was missed up?

1438
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:41,040
Speaker 8: Wait?

1439
01:11:41,080 --> 01:11:42,559
Speaker 1: Is that what the gen z is called bullying in

1440
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:44,240
Speaker 1: the workplace? Because it sounded like.

1441
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Speaker 4: It, it's called a zidim roast is alive right now

1442
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:48,760
Speaker 4: for Brian Clin they are.

1443
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Speaker 2: And also technology The link is now working on the

1444
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:55,760
Speaker 2: Comedy Fish website as well. So hit along to the

1445
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:57,439
Speaker 2: Comedy Fist website.

1446
01:11:57,439 --> 01:12:01,920
Speaker 1: Dubbed Dub Dub dub comedy fist of I was getting there.

1447
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:07,840
Speaker 1: I was doing the w's HTTP is Colin slash Sha.

1448
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:11,440
Speaker 1: People know that you're talking about the Internet. That's right. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, so I was in the office and I was

1450
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,000
Speaker 4: walking between spaces, and I had my phone in my hand,

1451
01:12:17,160 --> 01:12:20,719
Speaker 4: just you know, moving around, and what my hand must

1452
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:24,880
Speaker 4: have done unknowingly is open Instagram to our Fletchwand and

1453
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:27,160
Speaker 4: Haley account. So obviously I've got my Shannon one, but

1454
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Speaker 4: I was logged in as h at the.

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Speaker 1: Moment Shannon J. Trim. That's that's so much thankfully and

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Speaker 1: publicly acquiring followers.

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Speaker 4: Is that sort of a yeah, I'll take a shout

1458
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Speaker 4: out in the workshop, all right at Shannon J.

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Speaker 1: Trim.

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Speaker 4: So I was logged in as Avh. I walked into

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Speaker 4: the office and my friend messaged me, did you mean

1462
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Speaker 4: to post that? And I immediately open it and there.

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Speaker 1: Is so dodgy.

1464
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Speaker 4: I posted, without knowing a photo on our public story

1465
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Speaker 4: of myself and my niece from six weeks ago. Oh

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Speaker 4: not only posted something to our socials, it's old back

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Speaker 4: six weeks could.

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Speaker 1: Have been worse, could have been worse, worse.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I saw my boobies yesterday, Like, that's

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Speaker 3: how bad my photo album is.

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Speaker 4: And the thing that's crazy is it was up for.

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Speaker 1: Three minutes, which is cute, baby no.

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Speaker 4: One replied, And I'm curious nine if you saw it,

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Speaker 4: because it had a bunch of his Carlin's Like, why

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Speaker 4: didn't you screenshop?

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Speaker 7: I just panicked.

1477
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Speaker 1: I deleted it.

1478
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:31,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, cutest photo, like my last screen of

1479
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Speaker 2: camera roll pictures. It's all furniture pictures and stuff. But

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Speaker 2: oh my god, there are times if this happened to me, there's.

1481
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Speaker 1: A little eyeball one that's your hidden folder on heads.

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Speaker 1: You've got to be careful at that. Yeah, no, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean it could have been worse, Shanning, couldn't that.

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Speaker 4: Well, this is the thing. This was six weeks ago,

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Speaker 4: and we kind of talked about it. I was quite

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Speaker 4: six six weeks ago. And I have a lot of

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Speaker 4: medical photos and a lot of them are very intense,

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Speaker 4: but I have to keep them to keep track of things. Yeah, right,

1489
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Speaker 4: and this photo of myself and my niece was three

1490
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Speaker 4: or four photos away from quite a graphic medical photo,

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Speaker 4: so we could have had something a lot worse on

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Speaker 4: our story. I've never done this I've posted silly little

1493
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Speaker 4: polar Shannon many a time.

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Speaker 1: I don't care about the weather, shennon. It is my

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Speaker 1: favorite thing.

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Speaker 2: And it doesn't happen as much these days because I

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Speaker 2: think people have kind of sorted it out a bit more.

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01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:28,280
Speaker 2: But when a social media manager for a huge brand

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Speaker 2: accidentally posts like their weekend Shenanigan or something that's good

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Speaker 2: on too like a corporate page, it's so funny. Well,

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Speaker 2: this is exactly what we want to know this morning.

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Speaker 2: Has this ever happened to you, Like, what have you

1503
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Speaker 2: accidentally posted, whether it was a post or a story?

1504
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Speaker 2: Owen hundred dars at m as a number takes through

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Speaker 2: nine six, nine six, I want to know what you

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Speaker 2: accidentally posted to your story or a post on social media.

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Speaker 2: Because producer Shannon did this yesterday.

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01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:02,040
Speaker 1: Of messages, they didn't see it and thought it was

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01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:05,799
Speaker 1: really off, really odd. Yeah, it didn't have an orange

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01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:10,280
Speaker 1: box Shannon with relative yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And the

1511
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:12,639
Speaker 1: branding wasn't there. The branding was missing. It was odd.

1512
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:15,439
Speaker 1: It was odd. The messages and a photo of my

1513
01:15:15,479 --> 01:15:18,360
Speaker 1: best friend and I kayaking while smoking a joint. I

1514
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:21,040
Speaker 1: forgot to crop the joint out of my granny commented Taylor,

1515
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:25,000
Speaker 1: why are you smoking? My best friend posted a naked

1516
01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:27,680
Speaker 1: pregnancy photo on her Instagram story that was meant to

1517
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:28,640
Speaker 1: be DMed to me.

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01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:33,000
Speaker 2: Oh, we've had a couple of those. Emma, what happened?

1519
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,240
Speaker 2: What did you accidentally post?

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01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:35,720
Speaker 13: Hi?

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01:15:37,080 --> 01:15:44,840
Speaker 1: First long time listener? Okay, welcome Emma, Oh thank you.

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01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:51,680
Speaker 6: So I am a preestial teacher and I had Instagram

1523
01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:59,240
Speaker 6: team leader on a very very drunken in the Bottomus

1524
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:05,799
Speaker 6: run then a cocktail far too much vodka. I posted

1525
01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:10,599
Speaker 6: a drunken photo of myself into colleagues had a Cawnick

1526
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:17,920
Speaker 6: top on bra showing. And it wasn't about half an

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01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:21,720
Speaker 6: hour later when I went in just to see that's

1528
01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:29,040
Speaker 6: the person I posted at four was kind of looking

1529
01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:32,559
Speaker 6: when I noticed parents were looking at it.

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01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,479
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what if your dads did the Monday

1531
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:37,000
Speaker 1: drop off?

1532
01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:37,160
Speaker 4: Though?

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01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:44,280
Speaker 1: Where's missus? That is so funny, Emma, thank you. I

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01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:45,200
Speaker 1: have a great weekend.

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01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:49,000
Speaker 2: Anonymous, you also posted a pregnancy pack.

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01:16:50,760 --> 01:16:53,120
Speaker 9: I am not the one who posted my best friend

1537
01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:54,680
Speaker 9: in the naked.

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01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:57,120
Speaker 6: That was meant to come to me.

1539
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:59,679
Speaker 1: No, and it went on her story.

1540
01:17:00,120 --> 01:17:02,720
Speaker 9: It was on his story for I mean, I was

1541
01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:04,519
Speaker 9: the one that found it. On his story because I

1542
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:06,519
Speaker 9: was like, this is weird.

1543
01:17:07,439 --> 01:17:09,639
Speaker 1: How long had it? How long had it been up for?

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01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:11,320
Speaker 16: Probably about twenty minutes.

1545
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:14,560
Speaker 1: That's too long. That's way too long. That's when you

1546
01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:17,000
Speaker 1: get your to catch a nip. Yeah, that's when you

1547
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:17,400
Speaker 1: get older.

1548
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:20,960
Speaker 9: This that was side on boobs out over the tummy.

1549
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:21,400
Speaker 4: It was.

1550
01:17:21,439 --> 01:17:25,120
Speaker 3: It was a good eye boobs over the time though,

1551
01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:28,479
Speaker 3: because then your downstairs is less, isn't it.

1552
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:32,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, not a going to say cause messages that. I

1553
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,439
Speaker 1: went to save a booty picture that I'd taken on

1554
01:17:34,439 --> 01:17:36,280
Speaker 1: my Snapchat because I was like, that's good, I'm going

1555
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:38,719
Speaker 1: to save that. Instead I accidentally posted it to my story.

1556
01:17:38,960 --> 01:17:42,160
Speaker 1: Oh so good. So many will get to those nicks. Wow,

1557
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:47,280
Speaker 1: there is one I just read before, like, are you

1558
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:48,640
Speaker 1: going to read that one else? I was going to

1559
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:50,880
Speaker 1: save that for last, but then I realized this heat

1560
01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:53,080
Speaker 1: of other are really good. Yes, this is the pudding.

1561
01:17:53,120 --> 01:17:58,040
Speaker 1: It's all putting five more puddings of rolled in. I

1562
01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:00,439
Speaker 1: went for one of the ambulance services in this country

1563
01:18:00,479 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 1: of ours. My mates thought it would be funny to

1564
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:04,280
Speaker 1: do a Halloween post dressed in sheets while sitting in

1565
01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:06,719
Speaker 1: the ambulance That look like ghosts, right, like the passengers

1566
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:07,040
Speaker 1: of the day.

1567
01:18:07,240 --> 01:18:10,840
Speaker 2: Make it literally two ambulance services, isn't there?

1568
01:18:10,960 --> 01:18:11,120
Speaker 8: Yeah?

1569
01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:15,200
Speaker 1: And the other one John and the other one they

1570
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,880
Speaker 1: posted on Instagram and someone from the company store and

1571
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:22,120
Speaker 1: thought they were dressed up as Cloklock's plant. National office

1572
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:25,559
Speaker 1: weren't happy about the clan members and the ambulance. Yeah,

1573
01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:30,439
Speaker 1: it's a why Halloween costume idea. I feel if you've

1574
01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:32,720
Speaker 1: got your arms out and there's no hood, well that's

1575
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:36,000
Speaker 1: the thing. In a white sheet, make sure it's rounded

1576
01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:37,840
Speaker 1: over the head rather than a fitted sheet. Maybe the

1577
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:40,240
Speaker 1: footed sheet by point a little Yes, you can't get

1578
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:43,559
Speaker 1: a point on a white sheet, a small distinction. My

1579
01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,599
Speaker 1: wife had set up in NaN's iPad with her apple

1580
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:47,840
Speaker 1: acow all. My wife was over shb engaged if you're

1581
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:49,760
Speaker 1: not for safe of her photos and videos, and Nan

1582
01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:51,600
Speaker 1: was very confused that all the penis section on her

1583
01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:53,120
Speaker 1: right bed. So I had to show my sister in

1584
01:18:53,120 --> 01:18:55,720
Speaker 1: alort of photot what was happening. Nan still brings it

1585
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:57,760
Speaker 1: up whenever I say her, Oh, I would just would

1586
01:18:57,760 --> 01:19:00,519
Speaker 1: have lied Nan. That's definitely like, oh Nan been hacked?

1587
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:04,880
Speaker 1: Give me that throughout the ocean. Yes, my now husband

1588
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:06,720
Speaker 1: posted a sixy photo of me in the bath of

1589
01:19:06,800 --> 01:19:09,839
Speaker 1: the family holiday photo album and Turkey back in twenty fourteen.

1590
01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:12,080
Speaker 1: It was up for ten minutes and his brother saw

1591
01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:14,439
Speaker 1: it and told me immediately took it down and told

1592
01:19:14,479 --> 01:19:16,360
Speaker 1: me about it. Luckily it was one of our safer photos,

1593
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:18,639
Speaker 1: which you know when you're doing an album. Yes, yes,

1594
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:23,920
Speaker 1: click to one of the sixy ones. Um, okay, accident,

1595
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:27,760
Speaker 1: that's the pudding tics, I'll come back. That's pudding. That's

1596
01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:30,840
Speaker 1: posted a picture of accident. Now my snapchats through the

1597
01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:36,719
Speaker 1: inside of my mankey tog bottoms whilst checking my snapchat

1598
01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:40,320
Speaker 1: on the loo and sale CREATI Croatia. So they're sitting

1599
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:42,280
Speaker 1: on the toilet in cel crash and they accidentally took

1600
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:45,679
Speaker 1: a snapchat of their food phone dogs around the around

1601
01:19:45,680 --> 01:19:48,040
Speaker 1: there on the ground, but the mankey inside of the

1602
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:50,439
Speaker 1: dog left the bar with no Wi Fi was on

1603
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,200
Speaker 1: my story for twelve hours before I was back on

1604
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:54,719
Speaker 1: Wi Fi. You need to get yourself in your togs.

1605
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:58,200
Speaker 1: There's a manky that's my PhDs. That's your worst nightmare.

1606
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:00,880
Speaker 2: Say you excellentally posted something and the plane was about

1607
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:03,639
Speaker 2: to take off and then you can.

1608
01:20:03,600 --> 01:20:05,360
Speaker 1: Do and it's something you can do for like two

1609
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:10,760
Speaker 1: hours or an hour m I posted a close up

1610
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:13,040
Speaker 1: picture of my bits to my Snapchat story rather than

1611
01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:15,320
Speaker 1: sending it to the person is seeing at the time.

1612
01:20:15,439 --> 01:20:17,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, I didn't know how to turn it off,

1613
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:20,400
Speaker 1: so in a panic, I turned off my phone. That's no,

1614
01:20:20,479 --> 01:20:24,320
Speaker 1: but that doesn't turn off. It doesn't the internet. That's

1615
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:24,759
Speaker 1: the worst.

1616
01:20:25,400 --> 01:20:27,120
Speaker 2: That is going to take longer for you to turn

1617
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:29,120
Speaker 2: your phone back on so you can log in and

1618
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:29,680
Speaker 2: delete it.

1619
01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:34,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I posted a Snapchat to my story instead

1620
01:20:34,920 --> 01:20:36,600
Speaker 1: of seeing it to my coworker, and the messages me

1621
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:39,160
Speaker 1: bitching about another coworker of ours. It was also ice

1622
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:41,679
Speaker 1: freends with on Snapchat. Didn't know how to use Snapchat

1623
01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:43,439
Speaker 1: well at the time, or that's blatantly obviously.

1624
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:45,599
Speaker 3: Snapchat was the one ay that a lot of people

1625
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:46,320
Speaker 3: got caught on.

1626
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:50,200
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yes, I think because the button to post

1627
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:52,439
Speaker 2: of the story was just you know, up there with

1628
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:54,320
Speaker 2: the right there with the sin button.

1629
01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:56,960
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Oh a guy and I

1630
01:20:57,040 --> 01:20:59,280
Speaker 1: uploaded photos of me and all my mates a chat

1631
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:01,080
Speaker 1: GBT and what would we look like if we were

1632
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:03,280
Speaker 1: a woman wearing bikinis? And then I went to send

1633
01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:04,600
Speaker 1: it to the lads but put them all on my

1634
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:06,759
Speaker 1: story instead, and they just didn't notice all the replies

1635
01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:09,599
Speaker 1: I was getting through a while. That's gonna be worrying

1636
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:11,600
Speaker 1: your appearance. And you're like, we got something good un

1637
01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:14,120
Speaker 1: to tell us. But how do you think they looked

1638
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:18,400
Speaker 1: kind of hot? Yeah? I mean you feel free to

1639
01:21:18,439 --> 01:21:21,439
Speaker 1: send them through. Yeah, I mean we need me to review.

1640
01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:23,479
Speaker 1: My partner woke up to a Facebook message and that

1641
01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:25,559
Speaker 1: the story had posted had been reported and removed. Turns

1642
01:21:25,560 --> 01:21:27,200
Speaker 1: out and a sleepy roll over on his phone and

1643
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:36,760
Speaker 1: posted a picture of Mottis to Facebook. A few years ago,

1644
01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:38,280
Speaker 1: my husband and I was scrolling Facebook and then he

1645
01:21:38,320 --> 01:21:40,360
Speaker 1: came across the story of our friend's wife topless and

1646
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:43,280
Speaker 1: getting dressed in their bedroom. His friend had accidentally posted

1647
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:44,599
Speaker 1: it to a story and the worst thing was when

1648
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,080
Speaker 1: people rang him to tell him, he didn't know how

1649
01:21:46,080 --> 01:21:47,320
Speaker 1: to remove it, so he had to drive all the

1650
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:49,160
Speaker 1: way to his wife's work to get her or remove it,

1651
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:51,600
Speaker 1: which was quite some time later. Okay, you're read for

1652
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:54,840
Speaker 1: your pudding, yep, go go, I got a hard I've

1653
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:56,840
Speaker 1: got to find you put out a little dance. I've

1654
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:58,600
Speaker 1: put the pudding in the fridge.

1655
01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:00,760
Speaker 3: I've just got to do a key words he's just

1656
01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:02,320
Speaker 3: getting the three spoons.

1657
01:22:03,080 --> 01:22:06,920
Speaker 1: Get some spoons out, some spoons out. I'm a fab

1658
01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:08,599
Speaker 1: open This isn't it, but I'll just read it while

1659
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:13,680
Speaker 1: I'm here. Okay, I'm a fabulous f cup girly and

1660
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:16,439
Speaker 1: postpart on how I could knock get over the size

1661
01:22:16,479 --> 01:22:18,839
Speaker 1: of the situation. I took a breastfeeding picture to compare

1662
01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:23,639
Speaker 1: it and accidentally posted it on my story. No, these

1663
01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:24,519
Speaker 1: are great stories.

1664
01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:26,920
Speaker 3: I got out, I got out there, he got it

1665
01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:29,360
Speaker 3: was a eight fifty eighth four six is the end?

1666
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:32,280
Speaker 1: Eight fifty eighth four six. We've got a lot at

1667
01:22:32,280 --> 01:22:34,679
Speaker 1: eight fifty eight here. Accidentally posted a picture a video

1668
01:22:34,720 --> 01:22:41,639
Speaker 1: of myself giving my boyfriend no a a thing. Yeah,

1669
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:45,960
Speaker 1: playing the perky flute. And uh, that's actually just because

1670
01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:47,880
Speaker 1: I'm playing Pokemon. I'm about to acquire the perky flute

1671
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,320
Speaker 1: to wake up small acts. But that's by the bye,

1672
01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:53,680
Speaker 1: giving myself my boyfriend a little something. I accidentally put

1673
01:22:53,680 --> 01:22:56,080
Speaker 1: it on my Snapchat story. But then, of course I

1674
01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:58,040
Speaker 1: had to finish what I was doing, as any good

1675
01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:01,840
Speaker 1: lady should. My phone on do not Disturb for about

1676
01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:06,959
Speaker 1: thirty minutes, came back to dozens of miscaus and messages.

1677
01:23:07,160 --> 01:23:09,200
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no, no, my god.

1678
01:23:09,240 --> 01:23:14,800
Speaker 2: Dozen dozen dozens, yeah, dozens, yep of inquiry. Just throw

1679
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:16,320
Speaker 2: your phone in the ocean and yourself.

1680
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:22,880
Speaker 7: The ZM Podcast Network play z m's Flesh one and Haley.

1681
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:26,080
Speaker 3: I want to ask our lovely listeners, what is your

1682
01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:30,000
Speaker 3: strange superstition? Maybe this is something that's been like told

1683
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:32,799
Speaker 3: to you, passed down to you, or you've you know, learned,

1684
01:23:33,160 --> 01:23:36,200
Speaker 3: or something you've just come up with yourself. Because everyone's

1685
01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:39,120
Speaker 3: sharing these online at the moment, they're strange superstitions, not

1686
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:43,880
Speaker 3: like black cats or umbrellas or ladders. More like the

1687
01:23:44,040 --> 01:23:48,120
Speaker 3: moment you get a couple's tattoo, you have doomed the

1688
01:23:48,160 --> 01:23:53,360
Speaker 3: relationship to split. Ah, the moment you start buying, Like

1689
01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:57,519
Speaker 3: one girl shared every time she's bought a boyfriend a

1690
01:23:57,520 --> 01:24:00,240
Speaker 3: pair of shoes, the relationship only has lasted a couple

1691
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,280
Speaker 3: of weeks afterwards, and she's like, this is that I'm

1692
01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:05,000
Speaker 3: not buying shoes anymore, so now she doesn't buy shoes either.

1693
01:24:05,520 --> 01:24:10,599
Speaker 3: Or you're like, I do not date Kyle's you know, Yeah,

1694
01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:12,479
Speaker 3: you've got a superstition around Kyle.

1695
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:17,040
Speaker 1: You've tried with two and they both just haven't worked. Yeah, exactly,

1696
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:18,320
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to be around dating.

1697
01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:20,679
Speaker 3: But I think as humans we're always looking for patterns

1698
01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:24,760
Speaker 3: in our life as excuses for probably our own behaviors.

1699
01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:27,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, our own terrible behaviors maybe yeah, yeah, But I.

1700
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:31,040
Speaker 1: Want to know what is your strange superstition. I get

1701
01:24:31,080 --> 01:24:34,719
Speaker 1: a vibe that there's some superstition in the producers Shannon,

1702
01:24:34,720 --> 01:24:37,519
Speaker 1: it'll be full of that. And then this is Big Shannon.

1703
01:24:37,560 --> 01:24:39,120
Speaker 1: This is giving Big Shannon energy.

1704
01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:42,360
Speaker 4: There's one curse I believe in heavily. Okay, It's called

1705
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:43,360
Speaker 4: the crochet curse.

1706
01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:46,280
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, yes, yes, you've told me this before.

1707
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:48,880
Speaker 4: So there's a sweater curse where basically, if you ever

1708
01:24:49,040 --> 01:24:54,240
Speaker 4: crochet a sweeter or nit for your partner, the relationship's

1709
01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:57,880
Speaker 4: done within within days. And if you google this, everyone's like,

1710
01:24:57,960 --> 01:24:58,800
Speaker 4: happened to me, happened to me?

1711
01:24:58,880 --> 01:24:59,280
Speaker 3: Happened to me?

1712
01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:03,280
Speaker 1: So nested your magician boyfriend Brendan and Switter, I.

1713
01:25:03,280 --> 01:25:05,599
Speaker 4: Would never he could offer to pay me how much money.

1714
01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:07,080
Speaker 4: It's the one curse I believe in.

1715
01:25:07,439 --> 01:25:10,720
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, we keep up to sleeve with if you

1716
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:11,920
Speaker 1: want to break up with him and you want to

1717
01:25:11,960 --> 01:25:13,840
Speaker 1: get some cash on the way out, it's talking.

1718
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:19,920
Speaker 4: You're making sleeves for a magician, it feels complicated.

1719
01:25:20,439 --> 01:25:22,920
Speaker 2: Well, it's usually your crochet sleeves will give away the

1720
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:25,320
Speaker 2: magic track because you'll see the rabbit up the sleeve. Yeah,

1721
01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:28,680
Speaker 2: these little tiny holes. Yeah, it's a good point. I

1722
01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:31,280
Speaker 2: my Phizzio has one of these. Because I saw my

1723
01:25:31,320 --> 01:25:34,320
Speaker 2: Phizzio last year. He was waiting for the traffic lights

1724
01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:35,160
Speaker 2: and I was walking home and.

1725
01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:36,760
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I made a caught up with him.

1726
01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:40,519
Speaker 1: I was like, going, well, haven't needed to come in.

1727
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:43,439
Speaker 2: And then two days later I had to go in

1728
01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:45,720
Speaker 2: and he's like, oh, it's and then I saw him

1729
01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:48,040
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh twice in one week. And

1730
01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:49,680
Speaker 2: he said, yeah, you shouldn't have seen hello to me.

1731
01:25:49,720 --> 01:25:51,559
Speaker 1: And I was like, woa, that's his yeah, And I

1732
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:53,920
Speaker 1: was like, what you mean. Is that across the medical

1733
01:25:53,920 --> 01:25:56,679
Speaker 1: professionals full stop? Or is that just physio. He was saying,

1734
01:25:56,800 --> 01:25:58,000
Speaker 1: it's a it's a thing.

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01:25:58,240 --> 01:26:00,680
Speaker 2: He's like, you if you see me in public, I

1736
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:03,160
Speaker 2: won't be upset if you ignore me. Because he said

1737
01:26:03,160 --> 01:26:05,839
Speaker 2: it's a thing when you say hello to the physio

1738
01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:07,479
Speaker 2: and the public. I was like, is this a thing?

1739
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:10,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I love this message that just came in.

1740
01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:13,080
Speaker 3: When I weigh myself, I have to hold my breath

1741
01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:15,200
Speaker 3: until the numbers come up on the scale, otherwise I

1742
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:16,360
Speaker 3: won't have lost any weeks.

1743
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:17,439
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1744
01:26:17,479 --> 01:26:21,960
Speaker 2: If that's okay, nine six night sex is our number.

1745
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:24,439
Speaker 1: Text then you can give great messages as well. Eight

1746
01:26:24,560 --> 01:26:27,280
Speaker 1: hundred dollars it in asking now if you've got a

1747
01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:28,960
Speaker 1: weird superstition.

1748
01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:31,559
Speaker 3: If one's sharing them online, the things that you believe,

1749
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:34,000
Speaker 3: like if I do this, then this will happen. Not

1750
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:36,120
Speaker 3: not like if you if you're not like if you

1751
01:26:36,160 --> 01:26:38,000
Speaker 3: walk under a ladder, but more like if you buy

1752
01:26:38,040 --> 01:26:40,240
Speaker 3: a man someone just message.

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01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:41,800
Speaker 1: In right, if you buy a man to watch? What

1754
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:44,840
Speaker 1: means times up? Oh, this is this is one of

1755
01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:47,560
Speaker 1: yours as well. You don't give someone a watch.

1756
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:52,200
Speaker 13: Absolutely chee also loving the extra hour.

1757
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:59,080
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm hoping that management reverse the decision.

1758
01:27:00,280 --> 01:27:00,400
Speaker 4: One.

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01:27:00,479 --> 01:27:03,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're hoping management. I think it's too much talking

1760
01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:07,559
Speaker 1: and they can Yeah, we're thinking, like I don't know,

1761
01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:14,559
Speaker 1: a seven to eight would be perfect. Yeah, and pray

1762
01:27:14,600 --> 01:27:18,680
Speaker 1: recorded Yes, So Jake, your anty watch is a gift.

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01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:23,000
Speaker 13: I am indeed so basically the rest in peace Chester.

1764
01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:25,720
Speaker 13: He just said the right words. Watched the time go

1765
01:27:25,800 --> 01:27:28,799
Speaker 13: out of the window. I think when you buy someone

1766
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:32,479
Speaker 13: to watch, that relationship is doomed. This has happened to me.

1767
01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:37,000
Speaker 13: And also this is a very superstitious thing. My father.

1768
01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:39,280
Speaker 13: Every time I see him, and I see him once

1769
01:27:39,320 --> 01:27:41,840
Speaker 13: every two to three years, I will steal his watch.

1770
01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:46,360
Speaker 13: I've got nine over the course of the last twenty years,

1771
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:49,599
Speaker 13: and I don't meet any of them. I've got them

1772
01:27:49,680 --> 01:27:53,000
Speaker 13: all beautifully sitting in a box. I do not wear them.

1773
01:27:53,160 --> 01:27:55,439
Speaker 1: Hey, every time you see your father he gives you

1774
01:27:55,479 --> 01:27:56,080
Speaker 1: another watch.

1775
01:27:56,479 --> 01:27:57,559
Speaker 13: Oh, he doesn't give it to me.

1776
01:27:57,640 --> 01:28:06,040
Speaker 1: I didn't take it. I don't, right, Okay, ye're right, okay, yeah.

1777
01:28:06,120 --> 01:28:09,479
Speaker 13: Yeah. And I've had a relationship which redeemed. I blame

1778
01:28:09,520 --> 01:28:11,760
Speaker 13: it on the watch. And I've had friends who've told

1779
01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:14,639
Speaker 13: me that as well. Oh yeah, actually so I don't know.

1780
01:28:14,920 --> 01:28:17,360
Speaker 13: You guys and the listeners can probably think back to

1781
01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:19,800
Speaker 13: your relationship and think, if you gave someone a watch,

1782
01:28:20,200 --> 01:28:21,040
Speaker 13: I think that.

1783
01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:23,160
Speaker 1: Is really I think it was more than cheating, to

1784
01:28:23,200 --> 01:28:33,680
Speaker 1: be honest, Jack, Yeah, yeah, the trauma's bubbling up.

1785
01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:33,960
Speaker 4: Jack.

1786
01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:39,639
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Have a wonderful weekend, Jack, Thank you, amazing,

1787
01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:40,519
Speaker 1: Thank thank you.

1788
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:40,800
Speaker 4: Jack.

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01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:44,080
Speaker 1: Al's to Meghan. Meghan, what is the weird superstition that

1790
01:28:44,120 --> 01:28:44,720
Speaker 1: you believe in.

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01:28:46,320 --> 01:28:49,040
Speaker 16: So I got a bracelet given to me by my

1792
01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:53,040
Speaker 16: now husband seventeen years ago. Every time the clasp underes,

1793
01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:58,559
Speaker 16: we have had massive arguments, and I'm not known to argue,

1794
01:28:58,760 --> 01:29:02,799
Speaker 16: which makes even weirder. It's a bracelet in the early stages,

1795
01:29:03,520 --> 01:29:05,800
Speaker 16: and the bracelet is undone, So now every time it

1796
01:29:06,439 --> 01:29:08,880
Speaker 16: pops undone, I freak out.

1797
01:29:09,200 --> 01:29:12,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you've got to quickly get it closed otherwise, Yeah,

1798
01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:16,160
Speaker 2: do you tell him?

1799
01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:18,800
Speaker 1: Is he away here? Like, do you tell him the

1800
01:29:18,800 --> 01:29:20,599
Speaker 1: bracelets open, we're going to fight.

1801
01:29:21,560 --> 01:29:23,120
Speaker 14: Yeah, he well, he already knows it.

1802
01:29:23,160 --> 01:29:23,240
Speaker 1: Now.

1803
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:26,360
Speaker 16: If he sees it open, he's kind of like it starts.

1804
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:30,679
Speaker 1: I just quickly close that to give you a piece

1805
01:29:30,720 --> 01:29:33,040
Speaker 1: of my mind. Megan's so good, Thank you. I have

1806
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:35,640
Speaker 1: my parents buy my partner or my sister's partner a

1807
01:29:35,680 --> 01:29:37,920
Speaker 1: fishing rod for Christmas. The partners are guaranteed to break

1808
01:29:37,960 --> 01:29:39,599
Speaker 1: up with us, so we've banned our parents from buying

1809
01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:41,040
Speaker 1: all the fishing rod.

1810
01:29:41,040 --> 01:29:42,920
Speaker 2: I guess it's also a sign that they don't like

1811
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:44,760
Speaker 2: your partner. Of the first time they meet them, they

1812
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:45,960
Speaker 2: give them a fishing rod.

1813
01:29:45,960 --> 01:29:48,160
Speaker 1: And they don't know anything about them is a fishing

1814
01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:52,040
Speaker 1: road waiting. It's don't like this one's look yeah, yeah,

1815
01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:54,200
Speaker 1: it's got too many tattoos. I have to keep the

1816
01:29:54,240 --> 01:29:57,000
Speaker 1: toilet that had closed, otherwise it means the relationships going

1817
01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:59,960
Speaker 1: down the drain. A lot of these are just like puns. Really,

1818
01:30:00,040 --> 01:30:01,600
Speaker 1: people are putting a lot of weight behind it. So

1819
01:30:01,640 --> 01:30:02,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to pack holes in that one.

1820
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:05,200
Speaker 2: But the relationship could slip through the gap between the

1821
01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:07,200
Speaker 2: toilet and the bowl and the seat because.

1822
01:30:08,479 --> 01:30:10,960
Speaker 1: It's not on their tight seal. That one. The shoe theory,

1823
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:12,960
Speaker 1: and everybody your partner shoes. I was in a friend

1824
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:15,240
Speaker 1: group of three couples all broke up after shoes had

1825
01:30:15,280 --> 01:30:18,600
Speaker 1: been purchased. Really, it could have been the cheating, but

1826
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:20,280
Speaker 1: it might have been the shoes could have been. When

1827
01:30:20,960 --> 01:30:23,120
Speaker 1: I have to finish with a yellow one, it's painful

1828
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:24,600
Speaker 1: if you don't check the bag near the end or

1829
01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:27,240
Speaker 1: look and if there's the only one yellow one left, wait,

1830
01:30:27,680 --> 01:30:29,240
Speaker 1: I would eat all the others before the yellow one.

1831
01:30:29,240 --> 01:30:31,040
Speaker 1: If there's no yellow ones, I have to stop eating immediately.

1832
01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:32,640
Speaker 1: What do you do in the movies? Do you do?

1833
01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:34,760
Speaker 1: You put a yellow one in your top pocket.

1834
01:30:34,479 --> 01:30:38,720
Speaker 3: So you've got in the movies, just like Finding the

1835
01:30:38,760 --> 01:30:39,559
Speaker 3: Last Yellow One.

1836
01:30:39,640 --> 01:30:41,640
Speaker 1: Somebody just feel a lot more like OCD than they

1837
01:30:41,680 --> 01:30:48,439
Speaker 1: do superstition. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Avoiding Taurus men, yeah, okay,

1838
01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:50,240
Speaker 1: you don't want to be dating that. You should avoid

1839
01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:52,559
Speaker 1: the Pisces men. Remember, because we figured out that they

1840
01:30:52,560 --> 01:30:57,160
Speaker 1: were all Hitler. I'm a Pisces man, not Hitler, but

1841
01:30:57,280 --> 01:31:00,599
Speaker 1: we were doing the star signs of it was Taus

1842
01:31:01,000 --> 01:31:03,000
Speaker 1: Taurus men, wasn't it? That was the most well I'm

1843
01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:06,920
Speaker 1: going through the dictatorship. A lot of dictators were Pisces.

1844
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:13,439
Speaker 1: They were the star signs as I don't even care

1845
01:31:13,439 --> 01:31:16,960
Speaker 1: about star signs, but I fiercely defend mine. Oh yeah,

1846
01:31:17,160 --> 01:31:19,479
Speaker 1: it was a Taurus. I do apologize. Yeah, I think

1847
01:31:23,160 --> 01:31:28,200
Speaker 1: I think was a saggy Yeah, Taurus. Taurus is surprisingly common.

1848
01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:31,240
Speaker 1: Saddan Hussein pol Pot, Joseph Stalin, and Adolf Hitler were

1849
01:31:31,280 --> 01:31:35,120
Speaker 1: all Taurus. What was Muscle Leani Muslin.

1850
01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:38,880
Speaker 3: Muscle Leini, Muscle Berry Lane? He worked out a lot.

1851
01:31:38,960 --> 01:31:39,639
Speaker 3: Muscle Leanie.

1852
01:31:39,640 --> 01:31:44,120
Speaker 1: Hannochet was a Sagittarius, along with Francisco Franco and Kim

1853
01:31:44,200 --> 01:31:53,679
Speaker 1: John the second right, Oh my god, Daffy was a okay, Capricorn. Okay, right, okay, lovely,

1854
01:31:53,960 --> 01:31:56,840
Speaker 1: thank you for your messages in Dear listeners plays.

1855
01:31:56,439 --> 01:31:57,719
Speaker 7: That ends flesh fornon.

1856
01:31:58,240 --> 01:32:02,439
Speaker 3: It's always when reading articles like this about relationships where

1857
01:32:02,479 --> 01:32:05,280
Speaker 3: I wish we could have Morgs in studio sex ologist

1858
01:32:05,320 --> 01:32:08,040
Speaker 3: Morgan pen or a psychiatrist to be like, what is

1859
01:32:08,040 --> 01:32:08,519
Speaker 3: the way up?

1860
01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:09,719
Speaker 1: I think we know the answer.

1861
01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:13,000
Speaker 3: Okay, because there is a rise in the mention of

1862
01:32:13,479 --> 01:32:17,240
Speaker 3: zombie marriages. Now, don't get excited born because it's not

1863
01:32:17,439 --> 01:32:19,800
Speaker 3: Mary zombies, Cat Mary zombies.

1864
01:32:20,280 --> 01:32:23,680
Speaker 2: I would say this would also be true for just relationships,

1865
01:32:23,760 --> 01:32:28,479
Speaker 2: zombie relationships, zombie rellos, in long term zombie rallos.

1866
01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:30,600
Speaker 3: When you think of a zombie, what are they like,

1867
01:32:30,800 --> 01:32:35,760
Speaker 3: they're like no one's home? Yeah, yeah, what's less?

1868
01:32:35,760 --> 01:32:36,519
Speaker 1: I want to eat you?

1869
01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:40,360
Speaker 3: And more like brains off, like walking through you know,

1870
01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:44,719
Speaker 3: they're not really aware through life, stumbling throw just kind

1871
01:32:44,720 --> 01:32:47,960
Speaker 3: of no one's home. A zombie marriage or a zombie

1872
01:32:48,040 --> 01:32:53,439
Speaker 3: relationship is when one partner mentally and emotionally exits while

1873
01:32:53,439 --> 01:32:57,800
Speaker 3: physically remaining so. And we've heard of this, right, It's

1874
01:32:57,880 --> 01:33:01,720
Speaker 3: like it kind of creeps in and they're still there

1875
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:03,840
Speaker 3: and there's no sign of actually leaving, but there's zombie.

1876
01:33:03,880 --> 01:33:07,479
Speaker 3: They're just going through the emotions, becoming increasingly common, according

1877
01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:10,559
Speaker 3: to relationship counselors who say that this is popping up

1878
01:33:10,600 --> 01:33:15,200
Speaker 3: in their council rooms more and more and more often

1879
01:33:15,560 --> 01:33:19,280
Speaker 3: women mentally leaving a relationship before physically leaving.

1880
01:33:20,000 --> 01:33:22,800
Speaker 1: Is that because it's too hard to leave.

1881
01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:26,240
Speaker 3: Too hard to leave sometimes, but too hard to do

1882
01:33:26,280 --> 01:33:28,840
Speaker 3: the maha to fix it, so too hard to like,

1883
01:33:29,160 --> 01:33:30,800
Speaker 3: I mean, this is the thing that Morgan would say, right,

1884
01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:33,760
Speaker 3: it comes down to communication. Too hard to communicate the

1885
01:33:33,800 --> 01:33:37,439
Speaker 3: feelings or what they're lacking, or the disappointments and frustrations,

1886
01:33:37,720 --> 01:33:40,439
Speaker 3: so they just mentally clock out get their joy from

1887
01:33:40,439 --> 01:33:45,559
Speaker 3: elsewhere and in their own marriage, they are.

1888
01:33:44,400 --> 01:33:47,439
Speaker 1: Just a zombie, which is sad, right, because it's such

1889
01:33:47,439 --> 01:33:50,559
Speaker 1: a waste of time, Like some people do this for years.

1890
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:55,360
Speaker 3: Some people I know, I mean, I have family members.

1891
01:33:55,600 --> 01:33:57,240
Speaker 1: You know that I've heard this, and I'm like, you

1892
01:33:57,320 --> 01:34:00,880
Speaker 1: only get one life. Some relationship ships are forever and

1893
01:34:00,920 --> 01:34:04,240
Speaker 1: summer for a season promised seven. No, you're not a

1894
01:34:04,320 --> 01:34:07,280
Speaker 1: can't remember, No, that's nine, that's nine.

1895
01:34:07,880 --> 01:34:09,840
Speaker 3: Oh did you get the number seven from home? Because

1896
01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:11,599
Speaker 3: there is only one and I can confirm that that

1897
01:34:11,600 --> 01:34:12,519
Speaker 3: that's seven.

1898
01:34:12,560 --> 01:34:14,439
Speaker 1: I met a tree god in the forest one night,

1899
01:34:14,520 --> 01:34:17,960
Speaker 1: and if I did his bidding and bought human souls,

1900
01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:22,639
Speaker 1: seven can we have one each? Suit? I can't share,

1901
01:34:22,680 --> 01:34:25,040
Speaker 1: but I can introduce you to my tree god and

1902
01:34:25,040 --> 01:34:27,880
Speaker 1: if you do his bo and bring them, you can

1903
01:34:27,920 --> 01:34:30,559
Speaker 1: have seven. Do you know what's interesting that these counsels

1904
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:34,360
Speaker 1: were saying is that most women who were in these

1905
01:34:34,439 --> 01:34:38,200
Speaker 1: zombie marriages or zombie relationships, they eventually leave anyway, so

1906
01:34:39,920 --> 01:34:41,200
Speaker 1: it's been done.

1907
01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:44,040
Speaker 3: But it's like, yeah, just like get out there sooner

1908
01:34:44,120 --> 01:34:45,280
Speaker 3: if you know it's over it.

1909
01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:47,880
Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean there are serious reasons why some

1910
01:34:48,560 --> 01:34:51,719
Speaker 2: people people can't force you know, and you know that

1911
01:34:51,880 --> 01:34:52,639
Speaker 2: they just can't.

1912
01:34:52,960 --> 01:34:55,400
Speaker 1: But told, if you can and you want to, like

1913
01:34:55,560 --> 01:34:56,639
Speaker 1: just do it, don't waste.

1914
01:34:56,680 --> 01:34:58,800
Speaker 3: So we've just had a little message and it's happening

1915
01:34:58,840 --> 01:35:01,519
Speaker 3: in my life right now. It's frustrating, is how a mentally,

1916
01:35:01,840 --> 01:35:05,360
Speaker 3: physically and emotionally checked out. Yeah, do you know, like

1917
01:35:05,439 --> 01:35:07,600
Speaker 3: I would go and see I mean, you know me,

1918
01:35:07,640 --> 01:35:10,360
Speaker 3: I'm pro therapy. You see someone and you don't have

1919
01:35:10,400 --> 01:35:12,320
Speaker 3: to go with your partner, just go on your own

1920
01:35:12,360 --> 01:35:13,919
Speaker 3: and talk this someone.

1921
01:35:14,200 --> 01:35:17,960
Speaker 1: Friend ai it. If you can't afford therapy, that's so

1922
01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:22,799
Speaker 1: therapists love to hear. If you can't afford that surgery,

1923
01:35:22,880 --> 01:35:25,920
Speaker 1: are it? Well, yeah, get a real sharp knife and

1924
01:35:25,960 --> 01:35:30,920
Speaker 1: a Hey, remember how you just gave that uber driver

1925
01:35:31,120 --> 01:35:34,240
Speaker 1: five stars because you wanted five stars back. Yes, let's

1926
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:37,519
Speaker 1: do that with this podcast. Review it five stars, tell

1927
01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:39,439
Speaker 1: your friends and we'll do the same for you if

1928
01:35:39,479 --> 01:35:41,280
Speaker 1: you ever need a review for anything. But where are

1929
01:35:41,360 --> 01:35:43,760
Speaker 1: you giving me my five stars? Well, I don't know.

1930
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Speaker 1: Do you have a restaurant or something? Yes, if you

1931
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:49,040
Speaker 1: give us five stars on this podcast, tell us where

1932
01:35:49,080 --> 01:35:52,160
Speaker 1: you would will review, even where we won't even go.

1933
01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:53,479
Speaker 1: We'll just review your thing.

1934
01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:55,439
Speaker 2: I don't want people to know where my restaurant is.

1935
01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:58,240
Speaker 2: I'm doing one of those secret restaurants.

1936
01:35:58,720 --> 01:36:02,320
Speaker 1: That's exactly the opposite of how restaurants work. Play zidims,

1937
01:36:02,320 --> 01:36:03,400
Speaker 1: Fletchborne and Hailey