WEBVTT - "Heartland Champions With Matty Axtens" 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:01.960 Live from the Export bing Addin Studio and brought to 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:04.480 is always by Export Ultra the beer for here. This 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:07.480 is the Agenda Podcast for Tuesday, the twenty second of October. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:12.639 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:15.040 brought to you by Export a Culture. 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:18.800 Good morning to g Lane. Morning. Is it all gone? Yeah? 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:19.040 Good? 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:22.320 No? No? No? How to keep breakfast with an agenda 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:24.599 this morning? Thing? Both of us got the morning off? 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:27.160 Who did it? Ben Hurley? I think I didn't. 0:00:27.240 --> 0:00:29.000 Having rolled Ben Hurley out, he looks like he just 0:00:29.000 --> 0:00:30.200 got out of bed to just sware him in a 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:32.440 hoodie and it's like he's in his pajamas. 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:36.480 Yeah he did. He did? Or did the gym this morning. 0:00:36.640 --> 0:00:39.000 We're just gonna start there. Yeah, here's the gym. 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:44.360 I saw a dear friend of the Alternative Commentary Collective, 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:46.520 the Lucky Ferguson. 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:47.720 Ah, the fucking manor Express. 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:50.680 I didn't talk to him, but I did notice because 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:53.400 I don't thank you know's who I am. But when 0:00:53.400 --> 0:00:55.080 I went over there, we were just on this machine 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:57.160 that was right next to where he was doing his 0:00:57.560 --> 0:01:00.600 you know when pro athletes do exercises when seen before. 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:03.920 Yeah, weird ones that exercise muscles that you didn't think 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:04.520 you need. 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:06.200 Like standing on a Swiss ball and juggling and that 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:08.440 kind of shirt. And then I realized I'd taken my 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:12.000 hoodie off and I had worn a Black Caps shirt, 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:17.720 and so he in his mind must have thought those 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:21.039 guy's come over here, because I went over there and 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.240 then took my hoodie off and then sat down on 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:24.880 the machine right beside him, and he would. 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:27.960 Have been like a fucking really handy on my head. Yeah, 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:30.720 he didn't talk to me. I didn't talk to him. 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:33.760 And if he's listening to this, like, I'd just like 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:34.520 to apologize. 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:39.039 I wasn't stalking you. Look that may have looked like it, 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:39.560 you weren't. 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:43.760 Definitely looked like I was honestly so close I could 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:45.080 have reached out and grabbed his foot at one, but 0:01:45.160 --> 0:01:47.800 they kept stop. Did you have like the white ones 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:49.559 with the stars all over it? It's like the retro 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:53.200 y Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's what am my go to. 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:56.320 I just work out exclusively in promo shirts. 0:01:56.760 --> 0:02:00.280 You do, yeah, And whenever you siler shirt, were think 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:02.200 you immediately into a promo shot. 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:04.120 It's right that I sail the shit this morning maybe 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:05.600 and is that what I had to put the black 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:09.119 cap shit on. Maybe we'll lucky except any of those excuses, 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:11.280 probably not. Later on in the show, we're going to 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:14.200 be talking to Meddi Extons. He is the captain of 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:17.440 the Thames Valley Swamp Foxes. They won the Meats Cup, 0:02:17.440 --> 0:02:21.240 which is the Heartland Championship. Swamp pyece on on Saturday, 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:23.680 and so I want to find out what the celebrations 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:25.320 look like. I'm sure he's not going to admit to 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:28.480 too much. And then yeah, just what it's like to 0:02:28.480 --> 0:02:32.080 win the Heartland Championship and whether he was to watch 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:34.200 South Canerbury get knocked out just before they had to 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:36.960 run into them, could have gone so very very differently. 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:39.480 So that is later on in the podcast and also 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:42.280 of yours please as well. But I wanted to talk 0:02:42.280 --> 0:02:44.440 a little bit about Wayne Barnes. So he popped up 0:02:44.440 --> 0:02:48.600 at the top of your newspapers today with a story 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:49.120 about how. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:52.040 He had to have an. 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:56.440 Operation to restart his heart midway through last year's World Cup. Yeah, 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:59.480 so he's got an issue with and I've heard of 0:02:59.520 --> 0:03:01.480 this before. I forget the name of it, but it's 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:03.760 basically where your heart rate can run away on you 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:07.359 and it just gets too fast. There was a what 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:09.400 do they have to do? Just give it a give 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:11.600 it a reset. I think there's like medication that you 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:14.360 can take. But yeah, he had to go in for 0:03:14.400 --> 0:03:16.560 an operation where A yeah, I guess it turned it 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:17.240 off and on again. 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:21.200 Obviously that it's fairly not very invasive, is it, because 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:24.080 if he's doing it mid World Cup, you obviously bounced 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:24.880 back the next day. 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:26.639 And the other thing I was wondering is why is 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:28.000 the story come out now? Beauty? 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:30.840 He's got a book out. I called Wayne Barnes throwing 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:33.960 the book and this is shown up Wayne Barn's throwing 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:34.360 the game. 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:36.680 Yeah. 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:38.520 Well it was the first thing that Joe Jury said 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:40.480 out in the office, just like a will fucking this 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:43.040 is why you know, this is why he's bloody duded 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:45.400 us all these years. It's because in two thousand and 0:03:45.480 --> 0:03:48.440 nine he was diagnosed with this issue and then yeah, 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:50.320 heart ran away on him last year and he was like, 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:52.680 I can't pull out midway through the game because then 0:03:52.680 --> 0:03:54.000 there's gonna be all sorts of dramas. 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:56.640 So he just had to go into the changing shed. 0:03:56.440 --> 0:03:59.600 And be like, look, fellas, I what a heart attack 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:01.400 would just keep an eye on it. 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.400 And yeah, the touches had to keep an eye. 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:06.600 On Oh there is they do have a reserve referee. 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:09.080 There is a reserve there because I've seen a referee 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:10.400 pull the hamstring and have to go off. 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:12.680 Yeah. Yeah, he just didn't want it because he was like, 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:16.160 that'll be the end of my career. Was that the final? Well, no, 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:18.000 that's the midway through. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:20.480 Yeah, because he did referee one of the greatest World 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:22.799 Cup games ever, that Ireland or Black Skins. 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:23.760 That was one of the greats. 0:04:24.200 --> 0:04:29.320 Hardly any controversial cause, actually none except the Irish believe 0:04:29.360 --> 0:04:32.240 that last penalty was the probably most controversial thing, the 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:33.640 white lock and reach over. 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:36.200 And now they'll be blaming it on his heart, Yeah, 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:37.040 Barnes's heart. 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:39.800 Yes, I thought he was going to blame it all 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:40.560 on his shorts. 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:42.320 So yeah, Blaine Barnes has got a book out that 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:45.960 no one read and that's the headline that they're going 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:49.360 with that one, the America's Cup. I mean, I am 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:51.960 going to bear it. But this just illustrated my point 0:04:52.000 --> 0:04:54.040 as to why we don't give a fuck about it 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:57.919 is because already Wayne Brown, the Auckland Mere is arguing 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:01.240 with whoever the brings these things back. 0:05:01.440 --> 0:05:05.240 Yeah, and he said that it's Dalton Grant, He's the 0:05:05.240 --> 0:05:06.360 one that's in charge. 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:09.600 He said that Auckland can't afford to host the America's 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:15.080 Cup without a hotel bid tax, so he wants another tax. Okay, 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:17.720 what this is the same This is the same mayor 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:21.520 who wants to text people for using the roads despite 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:24.160 the fact that there are no public transport alternatives. 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:30.240 Okay, So he's basically saying, because a hotel bid tex So, 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:33.560 anyone who comes and stays in a hotel in Auckland 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:35.720 pays an extra what twenty bucks or something, I guess, 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:39.680 and that's going to fund the next book America's. 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:41.080 Cup, that's what he Reagan's I fucking doubt it. 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:42.520 And the thing about all of these sports, like I 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:45.119 think I said it yesterday, is like if people wanted 0:05:45.120 --> 0:05:47.479 to watch the sport. You've never heard the NRL Grand 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:50.880 Final complaining about bid taxes or any of that shit, 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:52.640 because people want to go and watch it. 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:53.760 This is the problem. 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:55.880 If you ever in a situation where you have to 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:58.400 negotiate with the government to put on your sport, it's 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:00.440 a clue that no one gives a fuck about sport. 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:03.040 I like it when it was here. When it was here, 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:04.360 it was awesome. I loved it. 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:06.560 When it was here. The Violect was going off, Auckland 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:09.680 was going off. It was a good time. It was 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:11.560 a good time and it was a great vibe. Apparently 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:14.080 we did our ass financially. Yeah, but you're right, it's 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:19.279 really got very inclusive. You need a boat to watch it. 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:20.559 Got to be honest. 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:22.680 Even then, I went out last last time it was 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:24.120 on and I was on a boat watching it. 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:25.680 I still didn't know what was going on. It was 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:28.000 it when we went out on our Christmas party and 0:06:28.000 --> 0:06:29.200 we came back through, what did you. 0:06:29.120 --> 0:06:31.480 Get No, I was with another company at that stage, 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:34.000 and Bo was just standing on top of the thing 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:36.160 is we were standing on top of this boat watching it, 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:38.400 and the people who were genuinely into it, they were 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:40.720 still watching the coverage on their phone. Yeah, because you 0:06:40.760 --> 0:06:43.599 need you need the graphics to be able to know, Like, 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:45.520 it was cool watching them to turn the corners, but 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:46.960 you didn't know who the hell was in front. 0:06:47.160 --> 0:06:50.719 Yeah. Yeah, I like it, and the fact that we're 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:52.080 the best at it in the world. We've got the 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:54.720 best sailors. It's quite a cool thing. And those Peak guys, 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:56.520 who are the best sailors in the world are making 0:06:56.760 --> 0:07:00.520 sweet coin and good on them, probably making more money 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:02.320 than any of our ruggy players combined. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:03.920 How because no one's watching it. 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:06.360 Well, no, it's the sponsorships for it, you know, because 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:09.159 it's a big swinging dick competition between rich guys. So 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:12.200 you want the best scapper of your boat, and you'll 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:15.000 pay a lot for that. And then you've got another 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:18.680 dick swinging comp going on between Larry Allison and Coots 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:21.920 against the whole America's Cup with sale GP. So sale 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:25.080 GP is basically a rival competition to America's Tap to 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:29.280 show how dalla it is and how four years between 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:30.440 competitions is too long. 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:33.800 There's not enough competition. There's needs more action and certain 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:35.040 things that we're complaining about. 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:36.560 Yeah, and so that's when they see, let's do a 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:38.680 sale GP with make it the formula one of. 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:40.920 Then can we've been the America's Cup off. 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:45.760 Well yeah, it's like combining the belts. Ye mount the belt, 0:07:45.800 --> 0:07:48.040 mount the belt and stick it all into sale GP 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:50.760 and make it the greatest satury. But that's the but 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:53.520 that's see, that's what Larry Ellison and Coots. 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:58.040 Won't you see this is the administrators, man, This is 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:00.440 no one who gives Yeah, this is what they do. 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:01.840 That is what I was saying yesterday. 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:06.520 Sailing is just lawsuit after lawsuit after lawsuit, and at 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:09.240 a certain point a race breaks out and that's that's 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:10.320 about it. 0:08:10.560 --> 0:08:12.920 Except sal GP. I know there's many lawsuits going on there, 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:15.640 even during the race that were bloody lawsuit. Yeah, well 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:16.240 that's yeah. 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:18.480 These has some crashes and stuff, and but a jepardy 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.600 goes on in that sale GP, which I quite like. 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:21.320 Yeah. 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:24.840 My point is, fuck the America's Cup. I don't like that. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:28.840 You've never heard the NBA petitioning to the governor of 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:30.760 California to put a Lakers game on, you know what 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:32.840 I mean? Like, if people actually cared about the sport, 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.400 you wouldn't have any of these. 0:08:35.520 --> 0:08:37.680 If we can't afford to host it, we probably shouldn't 0:08:37.679 --> 0:08:38.920 have been playing in the pond. 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:41.320 That's a fucking very valid point. Yeah. 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:44.560 All the alternative is that we whoever wins it, hosts 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:45.400 it and fuck it. 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:47.319 If you don't like it, beat us. Yeah, you know 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:47.760 what I mean. 0:08:48.240 --> 0:08:51.360 How also, I guess because we can't have the most 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:52.880 money out of all of those teams. 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:57.079 No, no way, but they can. But what happens is 0:08:57.120 --> 0:08:57.960 you set the design. 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.840 Yeah, you get two months extra on the and the 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:03.400 designing of the boat ahead of everyone else. You decide 0:09:03.440 --> 0:09:07.679 set all the components for the boat. You so basically 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:10.600 you decide the location. So you probably know the location 0:09:11.280 --> 0:09:13.040 well in advanced to the other team, so you know 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:13.719 the conditions. 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:16.560 Yeah, so there's all But that's America's Cap. That's what's 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.120 all about you. It's hard to win. 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.200 It's got nothing to do with actual events on the track. 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:22.959 You know what, I think I've realized I don't like 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:24.079 racing of any sort. 0:09:24.640 --> 0:09:26.240 Yeah, it's not just racing. 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:29.640 I don't watch horse races unless I've got money on it. 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:32.720 Even then I probably won't watch it. 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:35.480 I think I just am off racing as a as 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:39.959 a thing. You went about parameters. I mean once every 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:41.440 four years, I'll watch one race. 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:44.440 Yeah. Does that? Am I into that? I don't know. 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:45.000 I don't know. 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:48.440 But one thing I am disappointed if America's Cap doesn't 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:50.520 come back is and maybe it can do it at 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:51.040 the sale GP. 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:54.080 I always wanted to do the first on water Streak. 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:56.320 Yeah, that's right, like just nude on a jet ski, 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:58.679 standing up on a jet ski and just hone straight 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:00.880 across the course on a jet ski full nude. 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:04.160 You'd want it to be dead flat, Yeah, because because 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:06.920 you were bumps. Oh yeah, true, You're junk's going to 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:11.800 be get a bit of moonhop direction. Also, you are 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:14.120 going to get intercepted so hard. 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:17.360 When the America's cap was back in the day when 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:20.600 it was this the kind of slow boat ones, and 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.199 when I was working for Zitim, I was working with 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.960 the end Stables. We did the first ever all nude 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:30.320 America's Cup supporters boat and we charted an old Mutton 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:32.720 bird boat that having to be parked up in the Viadact, 0:10:33.200 --> 0:10:36.040 run by a couple of Southlanders who were the ruggedest thurds, 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:38.280 like one stage women out there. Ice turned around and 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:41.360 he was just smoking his massive bomb while driving us 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:41.679 out there. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.760 Every on the boat's nude. Yeah, high proportion. 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:47.959 Of girls actually, And words spread pretty quick when we 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:51.360 joined the flotilla and we're all nude on deck drinking beers, 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:55.000 and within like five minutes we were surrounded by police 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:57.960 and Coastguard and escorted all the way back into the 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:02.400 Viadact and then got off the boat and they just disappeared, 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:04.320 like all the punters, and then it was me and 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:07.040 Stables hiding in the bells of the boat amongst all 0:11:07.080 --> 0:11:11.320 this mutton bird fack naked, yeah, got no head clothes 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.720 on by the stage, and the cops came down. They 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:15.920 escorted us off the boat and we got a one 0:11:15.960 --> 0:11:17.720 year trespass order from the. 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:20.280 Viaduct, like from the bars as well. 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:23.840 Yeah what yeah, well what. 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:25.960 How can I know just for being nude? But also 0:11:26.000 --> 0:11:27.920 you weren't nude at the viaduct, you were nude out 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.839 in the harbor. Yeah, it was weird. What the fuck is so? 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:32.480 Hold on, if I get skinny dipping, can I get 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:36.120 trespassed from the viaduct because they fucking manage it. 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:39.480 It was weird come up with that all? At what point? 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:40.760 Where's that in the treaty. 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:45.160 It's pretty funny though, getting it and the fishing boat 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:47.680 we had that. It was literally a fishing boat ahead 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:51.840 like a kind of a flag running off the top. 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:54.840 There was some beer brand flag. It was like it 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.199 was rugged airs and the guy driving. 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:59.920 Was blazed the mutton boo yeah, and. 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:01.760 We it was all free booze too on board, so 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:05.560 unfortunately attracted a couple of homeless dudes jumped on and 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:07.760 they were more than happy to get ned and smack person. 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:11.760 It's an interesting day on the water. 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:15.640 But if you're homeless dude, if you're an unhoused gentleman 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:17.520 and you find out of an opportunity to get three 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:18.959 person on a boat, all you have to do is 0:12:18.960 --> 0:12:19.560 get naked. 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:24.640 Yeah, why wouldn't I do that? Let me check my schedule. 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:26.440 So it's been done. But it wasn't a streak. It 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:29.079 was just more of a statement, but a streak on 0:12:29.120 --> 0:12:32.200 a high powered jetski, full nude with of course, with 0:12:32.440 --> 0:12:37.120 a life jacking on with safety first one of the ones, 0:12:37.200 --> 0:12:39.360 just the shoulder ones, so it doesn't cover up too much. 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:41.400 I think you're going to go full nude. I think 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:42.240 you're going to go full nude. 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:45.160 Do you know what I reckon? You'd get done that? 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:47.880 Do you for having no life jacket before they do 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:48.600 you for being nude? 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:51.320 That's through the fucking book. Yeah, for the life jacket situation. 0:12:51.559 --> 0:12:52.400 Anything they could find. 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:55.679 Yeah, you're going across the courses, Yeah, one side of 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:57.520 the course to the other. You've got a time it right, obviously. 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:59.120 I don't want to get in the way of the boats. No, 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:01.280 that you've got to you want to be behind them. 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:05.040 Like all streaks, you gotta have some match awareness. 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:08.440 So yeah, So basically when they cross over, headed to 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:11.120 a top mark, Yeah, across. 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:13.600 There, behind them, behind them, Yeah, yeah, I reckon. That's 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:16.559 a brilliant. How would they even apprehend you? They'll get you, 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:17.040 don't worry. 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:21.920 There's so many coastguard and like harbor master, harbor masters 0:13:21.920 --> 0:13:22.800 and police out there. 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:23.440 But what do they do? 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:25.160 They just pull up beside you. Yeah, what if you 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:29.559 just keep blasting? Yeah, that would be good. Yeah, just 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.320 head the head to the barrier. I actually no, you 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:35.320 need other boats that you can DeCamp on. So basically 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:38.320 you need to sacrifice the jet ski. Yeah, so jump 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:41.679 onto a boat like you need to just and then 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:43.160 have a floateteller jump on. 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:44.559 All the boats go different directions. 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:47.439 It's like the drag deals and coming into America when 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:48.920 they have the nails and they have the horses that 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:49.400 go over here. 0:13:49.440 --> 0:13:53.200 Yeah, or the final scene of Fast and Furious where 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:55.400 a million cars come out of the garage and I 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:56.120 don't know which ones. 0:13:56.040 --> 0:13:57.720 Wor Yes, that's what we need to do. So you 0:13:57.760 --> 0:13:59.640 need to hit, need to get to a bunch of 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:00.480 other skis. 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:03.280 I know what you need to get is that there's 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:05.920 a place down on the waterfront by swashbucklers there and 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:08.720 it's got the people park their boats and it's like 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:11.320 fifteen stories high with full full of boats, like a 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:13.439 library of boats. You get there, you fill that thing 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:16.040 with jet skis, so they chase you in the garage. 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:18.480 Door goes down, comes back up, and there's a hundred 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:24.880 of us all on a jets, all nude. We just go. 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:26.680 Good luck finding the one of us that did it. 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:29.360 That's a brilliant idea. Yeah, well that's the only reason 0:14:29.360 --> 0:14:31.720 I'm upset. The American's Cap is in back salpiece a 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:32.360 bit hard. 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:35.240 I think because he's so many boats, you got lots, 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:38.760 there's so much chaos in that one. I'd worry that 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:42.600 I'd get sliced in half where there's just two boats 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:46.000 going uper courses. And also I think it's the America's 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:47.200 Cap deserve a bit of nudity. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:48.000 Yeah, I think it's. 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:50.280 I think it's that'd be there'd be some pill clutch 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:52.800 and going if you did that. 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:53.600 That's brilliant idea. 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:55.720 All right, let us take a quick break and when 0:14:55.720 --> 0:14:59.080 we come back, Tim's Valley Captain mediex ins joints us. 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:01.240 Yeah. 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:01.680 Well, on the. 0:15:01.600 --> 0:15:04.800 Weekend, the Heartland Championship was taken out by the Thames 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:07.600 Valley Swamp Foxes thirty seven to twenty nine at Boyd 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:09.720 Park and SEATTLEHA against Mid Canterbury. 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:11.120 I made a bit of money off that game. 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:17.760 And joining us fresh after celebrations is the captain Maddie Exton. Mate, 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:20.120 we can see there on the zoom. Have you got 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:22.680 a bit of a shiner? Is that is that the 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:25.120 last trophy from the game? 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:26.040 Yeah? 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:28.240 Good a man, This is actually a little bit of 0:15:28.280 --> 0:15:32.000 friendly fire. The cops probably in the first twenty minutes 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:38.040 came into cleaner ruck and tracked me on the way through. 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:40.640 So yeah, when it happened, the first thing I was 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:42.440 thinking was like, oh no, that's going to be stitches. 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:43.840 That will take me out of Saturday night. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:48.840 So so how have the celebrations been? Obviously, you guys 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:53.040 won on on Saturday, and yeah, what what did it 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:53.960 look like on Sunday? 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:56.400 Have the celebration has been since then? Yeah? 0:15:56.480 --> 0:15:59.600 It was really good obviously, as you leader's all finally 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:01.760 don't want to think about about the Sunday. But you 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:04.040 kind of have to be organized enough to have something 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:06.440 really so you can tell partners what you have to 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:09.440 and all that. So we just thought of a wholesome 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:12.080 party bus around the around the region, around the valley 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:14.600 would be it would be cool. Got a bit of 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:16.760 a tickie tours, so we stopped off on a few 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:22.480 pubs we went to. We went to Teadle Thames and 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:26.000 Pidor spit of a loop around and you know, we're 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:28.840 luckily enough to have the Meads Cup on board and 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:31.320 kind of got on got on on it with the 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:33.400 locals and had a few beers and yeah it was 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:34.560 really good actually. 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:36.200 And what shape as the Meads Cup? 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:38.600 And right now because we saw after hawks Bay won 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:40.560 the Old Shield last year, you know it was in 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:42.480 a bit of disappears. 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:43.760 There is the Meads Cup and good Nick. 0:16:44.200 --> 0:16:46.200 Well no it's not. 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:50.120 But we kind of got it like that, like we 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:51.760 had to go filling up, you know, because you always 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:53.240 want to s so how many beers you can fit 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:55.600 in it? And it's just leaking like a sib so 0:16:55.840 --> 0:16:58.400