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Speaker 1: The hob Aku Big Show Show Show thanks to crave

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Speaker 2: Welcome, this is big, big show, really big. Jason Hoich

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Speaker 2: might not and Keezy on Kidder you mad bars. It's

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Speaker 2: great to have your company on this blustery, wet Monday afternoon.

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Speaker 2: It is the twenty sixth of January twenty twenty six

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Speaker 2: and you, my friends, as always listening to the Big

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Speaker 5: Jace hates that one, does he Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, Mogie. It is AUKANDN anniversary day today.

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Speaker 2: We'll be talking about that a little bit later on

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Speaker 2: Weird Vibe. Here in the studio, no one else in

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Speaker 2: the office. It's totally empty, no one on the roads.

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Speaker 5: Ah.

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Speaker 2: But it didn't matter to me because I knew that

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Speaker 2: I'd get to come in today and gork across this

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Speaker 2: desk here and see you a stallion.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'll let you know this right now. Hoody is

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Speaker 5: what hoody janis, as I like to call you. I'm

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Speaker 5: going pretty grousey, your mad dog. You're six cent of

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Speaker 5: the But yeah, it's weird, isn't it. There's nobody in

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Speaker 5: Auckland at all. The streets are empty, our office is empty.

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Speaker 5: There's nobody here. But that doesn't matter to us because

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Speaker 5: we're really really popular everywhere else in the country. Everywhere.

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Speaker 5: Everybody in Auckland hates us anyway. It means nothing to

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Speaker 5: us whether they whether they're at work or in the

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Speaker 5: office or anything else.

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Speaker 2: How true?

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Speaker 5: Is that so true?

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Speaker 2: Jeese? To tell you what's you're looking good?

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Speaker 3: Mate? Is that it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Man?

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Speaker 3: There's no like, oh you got your goofy blah blah

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Speaker 3: shirit on or anything like that.

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Speaker 2: No, no, you look fantastic. Have you been working out?

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Speaker 5: I haven't, okay, And one problem I would say, if

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Speaker 5: I had to point something out, it's for all of

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Speaker 5: us as well. We're all losing our tans. We've got

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Speaker 5: no tans left. Yeah, I think I pretty Are you

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Speaker 5: shocking what you're shocking? We're all shocking because weather sucks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, man, it's pretty doumb bus means be getting bitter

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Speaker 3: soon though, fellas, So you just hold on good stuff.

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Speaker 5: Keezy, Hey, Jase. How you going, Man?

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Speaker 3: You've got your wacky blue.

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Speaker 5: You were it again? Is it wacky because you wore

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Speaker 5: that on Friday eight?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I've obviously washed it since then.

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Speaker 3: Feels have you? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Do you watch something to give you time you wear it?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 5: It's funny, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: We as I've previously discussed, through two or three loads

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Speaker 3: Three of us living in the house, and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: what is going on? So much washing?

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Speaker 5: You would know if you ever did the washing. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's true, you know, you just you don't know what's

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Speaker 5: going on here. As you were saying, oh here, here

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Speaker 5: we go, that's not your area.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh lord, what's coming up on the show?

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Speaker 3: What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogi.

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Speaker 5: God, we've got a good show. It's a shame that

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Speaker 5: nobody in awkland's listening to us, but that is the norm.

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Speaker 5: I'm going to be giving my verdict on electric cars.

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Speaker 5: I went for a roady and electric car over the

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Speaker 5: New Year's and Christmas break there, and I'll be breaking

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Speaker 5: it down for your backbones before you go out and

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Speaker 5: buy one. I'm very, very, very excited today we get

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Speaker 5: to hear all about Keysy's hot date that he had

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Speaker 5: on Friday night. We don't know who it was with.

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Speaker 5: We don't know where he when. I really don't ruin it, really, yeah,

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Speaker 5: just hold on to it, Y. I'm very excited about that.

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Speaker 5: We don't know who it was with. And of course

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Speaker 5: we'll be talking all things Auckland Anniversary. The interesting thing

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Speaker 5: I think about this is nobody knows what it's for.

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Speaker 5: What exactly is the anniversary will be delving deep into

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Speaker 5: this bars to given our next how good Man. In

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Speaker 5: the meantime, here's thisennover down three four eight three. If

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Speaker 5: you want to get in contacts.

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Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky Cake.

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Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.

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Speaker 2: The time is eleven minutes past four o'clock. For those

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Speaker 2: of you unaware, it is of course Auckland Anniversary Day,

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Speaker 2: which means that if you live in Auckland and I

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Speaker 2: believe the Bop and Gizzy.

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Speaker 5: And why cuts away in Northland?

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Speaker 2: Yes no really today, fellers, no work today, so the holiday.

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Speaker 3: The northern half of the North Island is on holiday today.

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Speaker 5: But that's because they all have their own anniversaries, not

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Speaker 5: because they're all celebrating in Auckland anniversary.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't have thought, yeah, that's interesting. So they're not

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Speaker 2: That's bullshit, because I would imagine it's.

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Speaker 5: The greatest city.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I imagine that the rest of the country would

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Speaker 2: love the idea of Auckland as having a day off

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Speaker 2: and would celebrate that.

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Speaker 3: Actually, why don't we say everyone takes through three four

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Speaker 3: eight three? Why Auckland is your favorite city?

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Speaker 5: That's right?

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Speaker 3: And everyone goes in the drawer for a fifty dollars

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Speaker 3: reburg of.

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Speaker 5: Ourtually they probably even take some calls on that, because

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Speaker 5: I know how passionate people get totally.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, why is Auckland your favorite city and the

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Speaker 3: best city in New Zealand. So it is, as we said,

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Speaker 3: Auckland Anniversary day. Why cuts all bay a Play, Northland

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Speaker 3: and Gisbone all have the day off? But it's like,

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Speaker 3: what what what's the reason?

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Speaker 5: What do we what's the reason for the season?

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Speaker 3: Keezy? As they say, that's right, Well.

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Speaker 5: It's essentially it's a birthday, isn't it. But what constitutes

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Speaker 5: the birth of not just a city. I'm assuming it's

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Speaker 5: a region, Yeah, you see what I'm saying. Yeah, I

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Speaker 5: see what you're saying. Man, I'm just doing some research here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think just before you get into that kizzy.

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Speaker 2: Initial idea was it Auckland, as you know, over the

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Speaker 2: Christmas holidays, spent their time in the yachts and all

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Speaker 2: that sort of stuff. Came back from the Christmas Holidays

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Speaker 2: and were densely fatigued from quaffing all that champagne and

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Speaker 2: boating and all that sort of stuff, and they needed

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Speaker 2: an extra day sort of in the in the beginning

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Speaker 3: Right, So it was rich people coming back onto Land

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Speaker 3: and needing a day off.

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Speaker 2: Yes, pretty much get rid of the legs, right.

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Speaker 5: I thought it was to acclimatize. It's sort of like

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Speaker 3: Leg yacht leg. Yes, right, doing some research here, and

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Speaker 3: you know how Wikipedia can be pretty notoriously like you know, wrong.

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Speaker 3: It says here that it falls on the Monday closest

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Speaker 3: into the twenty ninth of January, which is the anniversary

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Speaker 3: of the arrival of William Hobson, who was a letter

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Speaker 3: on the first governor of New Zealand, and that was

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Speaker 3: an eighteen forty.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true, eighteen forty.

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Speaker 3: Jess. That seems like yesterday, does, doesn't it? Yeah, it

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Speaker 5: New Ulster it was called back then Kesey. That was

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Speaker 5: the name that Hobbs gave it, new Ulster. Really yeah,

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Speaker 5: yeah yeah, which doesn't sound right does it now? It

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Speaker 5: sounds about Irish to me? It does.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's what they used to do though, right, because

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Speaker 3: New York was like, oh, this is going to be

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Speaker 5: What about New Zealand. Yeah, it's going to be the

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Speaker 5: new version of Zealand, Yes, which also exists. New Plymouth. Yes,

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Speaker 5: this is the modern version of Old Plymouth. Yes, that's wrong,

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Speaker 5: new town, modern version of a town. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: But I I'm confused as to why you know we

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Speaker 2: need a holiday for that. I mean, Hobson, good onlam,

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Speaker 2: he's a governor. I mean it just feels a boat.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It just feels to me like we're taking the piss

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Speaker 2: a little bit and going, oh, well, he found you know,

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Speaker 2: he sort of found the place he was governor, so

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Speaker 2: we should all take the day off.

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Speaker 5: It is weird, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Because who cares wouldn't it be better to take the

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Speaker 5: day off to celebrate Jay's birthday? That makes more sense

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Speaker 5: to me, makes to celebrate than old mate turned up

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Speaker 5: in his boat. Yeah. True.

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Speaker 3: By the way, there's lots of great texts coming in

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Speaker 3: basically patting Auckland on the back for being so awesome.

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Speaker 3: For example, the first one says piss off.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's probably addressed that someone. Yeah, it's probably someone else,

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Speaker 5: Big Sandy. What about the one that says Aukland as

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Speaker 5: a shithole? It was probably for Big as well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, keep them coming here three four eight three, tell

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Speaker 2: us why you love Auckland so much and frankly, why

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Speaker 2: we deserve a holiday today? Queen did the sign age.

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Speaker 1: Old I keep Big Show with Mike and tune in

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Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio hod.

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Speaker 3: Acicual super Groove.

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Speaker 2: There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon,

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Speaker 2: the time twenty one minutes past four o'clock. And I

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Speaker 2: believe I heard the Rebig Year Sting in that that

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Speaker 2: song Keezy, this.

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Speaker 3: Is Pugs is new Rebiggest Sting.

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Speaker 5: What do we think it's good?

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Speaker 2: Just on Pugs. I came in early just to prep

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Speaker 2: for the show, and he was sitting by himself on

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Speaker 2: the studio. There no one else in the opposite He

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Speaker 2: was bored out of his ass, he said, I came in.

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Speaker 2: He drove up from the Hawkes Bay today early thinking,

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Speaker 2: you know, I'm going to go and do my job.

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Speaker 2: He got here at about one and had nothing to do, right,

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Speaker 2: just so he created this absolutely genius thing. She'll go

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Speaker 2: to the lion spell get in your mad barst Hell's life.

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Speaker 1: You makee going good?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good things mate, big week? He in Eston or

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Speaker 2: did you take it easy?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: She was pretty flat stick to be honest.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, right, Have you got any demons? You can talk

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Speaker 5: those through?

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Speaker 3: Man, I'm just down at the locals often a few

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Speaker 3: demons there.

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Speaker 5: You had a shocker, did you really?

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Speaker 3: Hey, We'll just ask you a few questions just for

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Speaker 3: Edmund reasons, mate, and then you will flick you out

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Speaker 3: of Just.

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Speaker 5: Need to make sure you're not AI. Yeah, got to

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Speaker 5: make sure you're not a robot. Man, you're a robot?

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Speaker 5: You're good, okay.

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Speaker 3: These these questions are designed to sniff out a robot. Basically, Heysten,

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Speaker 3: what do you do for a crust? I replaced the

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Speaker 3: batteries on the reflectors in the middle of the road.

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Speaker 5: Ah. Good, that's a good job, man, Jesus. Let's keep

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Speaker 5: you busy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, nice, reflect needed better?

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Speaker 5: Is it's crazy? It's real? Hey, Aston, what's for dinner?

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Speaker 5: You're nice Aston. Would you make love to a robot?

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Speaker 5: She looked like the mess?

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Speaker 3: Then probably you get on your say that how often

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Speaker 5: Never?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, nice Baton's breadth recks?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you hold the line of old pugs on there

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Speaker 5: A lot of.

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Speaker 5: Dorkland Dorkland, Dorkland. What does that even mean? I don't

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Speaker 5: What's a milf?

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Speaker 5: Tune in on radio.

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Speaker 2: You two there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this

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Speaker 2: Monday afternoon. The time is four forty seven and fills

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Speaker 8: What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

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Speaker 5: Come on, fellas, do we get rid of that?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 5: Just an idea? Do we get rid of that? But

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know the Boss has been saying that,

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Speaker 5: That's the best part. We did a live show. Everybody

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Speaker 5: They get it. Yeah, okay, maybe get it. The live

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Speaker 3: People love it.

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Speaker 5: They get it.

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Speaker 2: Oh you are, yeah right, you've got some crazy ideas.

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Speaker 5: Guilty. Hey, fellas, I've got one of those Samsung televisions

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Speaker 5: Well, they've got twenty four I haven't found any yet,

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Speaker 5: Thirty Rock is one of the channels. It's just twenty

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Speaker 5: four to seven Come Dine with Me, which I absolutely

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Speaker 5: loved around now one fifteen years ago. It's out of

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Speaker 5: The version I like, okay, is five strangers cooking dinner

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Speaker 5: You win one thousand pounds, so in New Zealand that's

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Speaker 5: Of you exactly. But this thing is bloody hilarious. And

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Speaker 5: I absolutely love it. If you can find it anywhere,

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Speaker 5: It is it is five Busies. Wow, wow, five Busy.

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Speaker 5: I really love it.

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Speaker 3: It does come under this sort of type of television

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Speaker 3: show where you've learned nothing, yes, but you've been entertained

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Speaker 5: It's not Five Busies as compared to The Sopranos or

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Speaker 3: One hundred percent. In fact, I think she does quite

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Speaker 2: We went on to get into some more saucy stuff maybe.

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Speaker 3: That's embarrassing, it is. And I was just like, what

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Speaker 3: Where's the good stuff?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 3: And then we watched the amazing raceh Okay, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Did you have one of those situations yesterday where my

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Speaker 2: I don't know, man, And so I've got a theory. Now.

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Speaker 2: never seen that good movie, good movie, good, solid, great

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Speaker 2: I'll give it a solid three point five buzzies.

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Speaker 5: My wife would like, we're a hard marker man, what

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Speaker 5: is what is that? Skins three and a half.

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Speaker 2: Three point seven? Then no, there's some pretty full on

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Speaker 3: It wasn't enough, right, okay, So just confirming come down

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Speaker 3: give it Shindler's List three point seven.

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Speaker 2: A Tenacious D to finish off the hour founds, why not.

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Speaker 1: The Hurdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

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Speaker 2: Tenacious D. There on the radio, holdankey big show this

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Speaker 2: blustery Monday afternoon. Now plenty coming up after five o'clock,

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Speaker 2: Friday Night Fellows. I don't know if you know this,

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Speaker 2: not gonna give it away.

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Speaker 5: Don't give it away.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I want people to pay me

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Speaker 3: So using our radio show to sell off your old

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Speaker 3: got a great idea for you and your move, Jason. Yes,

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Speaker 3: something I'd like to pitch to you after five as well.

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Speaker 3: Sounds good man.

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Speaker 1: The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy

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Speaker 2: I can welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you're surviving

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Speaker 2: your Monday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show brought

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Speaker 2: to you by re.

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Speaker 3: Big Year, serving good times and good food Dina or

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Speaker 3: take away read Big Year Today.

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Speaker 6: Before producing your attention to this neot sword. You see

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Speaker 6: these big bushig tims. Oh, good food and it's word

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Speaker 2: I'm actually just looking at Pugs and studio b here

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Speaker 2: looks bored out of his ass. So come in and

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Speaker 2: come in, Pugs, come and say your mate, come on,

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Speaker 2: and I going to sit there and be lonely by

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Speaker 3: I Pugs is coming to the studio to play the

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Speaker 3: new Pugsting. Yeah, it's Pugsy Gow. Well, thanks Jesse, how

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Speaker 3: are you?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Good?

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Speaker 5: Thanks thanks for having me. Thanks for fining me, and yeah,

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Speaker 5: I'm pretty hungry in there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you gonna get some chips. Man, Well, look, I've

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Speaker 2: already investigated the chip situation, fell as. This one packet

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Speaker 2: left in one box and I can't steal that, and

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Speaker 2: it's a flavor I don't actually like. We also have

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Speaker 3: That's right, you're talking about the ACC and their stash

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Pugs, good to have you in the studio though, Man,

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Speaker 5: thanks for that.

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Speaker 3: It's Pugs.

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Speaker 5: Thanks fellas.

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Speaker 2: You guys are in a bit of a sting war

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Speaker 5: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 5: He doesn't realize it was made by Pugs. Pugs made that.

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Speaker 3: No keys, he asked me to make that. Did you

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Speaker 3: play the bird chick, Chris one, No, because the song

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Speaker 3: Don't maybe pause the song just to play birdshit? Chris,

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Speaker 3: go on, all right, final do it shles heavy?

445
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Speaker 5: Such a radio No.

446
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Speaker 1: No mane The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four

447
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,240
Speaker 1: on Radio Hodkis.

448
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,960
Speaker 2: And Deep pel Gam there on the d The Hodaky

449
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,480
Speaker 2: Big Show this Monday evening.

450
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:11,199
Speaker 3: Oh hey, Feiler's Friday Night. Anyone listening will remember that

451
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,320
Speaker 3: I went on a bit of a hot date date night,

452
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,520
Speaker 3: yeah man, with my wife. There was a lot of

453
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:20,399
Speaker 3: speculation as to who I was going with. I can

454
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:25,600
Speaker 3: confirm it as my wife of three years. And went

455
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Speaker 3: to a lovely restaurant, lovely Italian restaurant here in Auckland,

456
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 3: very pricey, very pricey.

457
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,320
Speaker 5: But you had a gift certificate, you had a voucher,

458
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,600
Speaker 5: you didn't have a gift certificate. Do you go in

459
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 5: there with it? And you sort of go, Hi, I've

460
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,920
Speaker 5: got a gift. Don't give it to you now or later?

461
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,040
Speaker 3: I walk in, yes, and I say, hey, just so

462
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:48,360
Speaker 3: you know, I've got coupons?

463
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:48,840
Speaker 5: Yes?

464
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Speaker 6: Yeah?

465
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 5: Good?

466
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Speaker 2: Can I ask before you kick off the sexy date Keezy,

467
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Speaker 2: did you go as keesy because you were there was

468
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,320
Speaker 2: there was a thought of going as different p and

469
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 2: pretending like you're just meeting up for the first time.

470
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but a role playing No, I ran it by

471
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Speaker 3: my wife.

472
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:07,119
Speaker 5: She is like, Nah, don't be bothered. Now, it's just

473
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,680
Speaker 5: goes us. Let's get it done, get over and down.

474
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 2: And she said, let's just spin the coupon.

475
00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 5: What what are you wearing?

476
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 3: By the way, So I'm wearing shorts and a button

477
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,000
Speaker 3: up shirt, blue and white short.

478
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Speaker 5: Fancy.

479
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 3: It's a big call.

480
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 5: Well, I'm not trying to dress to be to impress

481
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Speaker 5: because you're already married.

482
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:27,160
Speaker 6: Yeah.

483
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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're trying to dress to impress. But I'm not

484
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,879
Speaker 3: trying to dress to be fancy. This is just the

485
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,280
Speaker 3: clothes I wear when I go out for dinner.

486
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Speaker 2: Your bony ass legs as well.

487
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Speaker 3: Sorry I have bony legs, but anyway, No, that's drilled

488
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Speaker 3: down on there.

489
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Speaker 5: Okay, But we had a two hundred and forty dollars

490
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:50,080
Speaker 5: about you, right, and twenty backs each because you got

491
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Speaker 5: this from a caple. Because you're in as a as

492
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Speaker 5: a Carol, they've given you this gift certificate. That's right,

493
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,640
Speaker 5: that's essentially one hundred and twenty dollars each. Exactly.

494
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Speaker 3: It's not a gift certificate, it's a voucher. Something weird

495
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Speaker 3: about the word gift certificate. Two hundred and forty bucks. Right,

496
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,720
Speaker 3: So we order an entree, a barata.

497
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 5: Cheese, Yeah, a little bit of cheese, zip bread.

498
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Speaker 3: A Caraffe of County, which is a Tuscan red right.

499
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 5: Okay, wife gets a prosecco with the order to celebrate,

500
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,679
Speaker 5: to celebrate, no champagne. But you know, a couple of

501
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:26,879
Speaker 5: bubbles and they'relways live.

502
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Speaker 2: And especially when there's no chat going on, it's awkward.

503
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:36,679
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jesus short, the splinty little legs, Chase.

504
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,160
Speaker 3: You can't make fun of me having sadly little legs. Man,

505
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 3: come on, you've literally got the smallest legs I've ever seen.

506
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Speaker 5: In the world.

507
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Speaker 3: Anyway, within order our mains, which is like a delicious pasta.

508
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Speaker 3: By the way, Jase recommended I get a pasta from

509
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 3: this place because it's one of his favorite restaurants.

510
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Speaker 5: Forty eight dollars. Yeah, did you get it? No, it's

511
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Speaker 5: like Jason, you see what I'm saying. Yes, here's a

512
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,159
Speaker 5: guy I walks into a restaurant. He's a king of

513
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 5: the world. He's got a gift certificate in his back pocket.

514
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 5: My shorts don't have a back pocket. If you're ever

515
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,360
Speaker 5: going to have a forty eight dollars pasta. Is now

516
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 5: not the time to have it when you're up to

517
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 5: your eyeballs and gift certificate. I was cooped up, coopon up.

518
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 5: You know that's the time to have it when you'd

519
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 5: never buy it, you never spend your own money on it.

520
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 5: Let's flab bag, it will splash out.

521
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,800
Speaker 3: But it wasn't like it was a seafood pasta, right,

522
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 3: and I'm not into it.

523
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 5: Not a seafood No. I agree, you don't like food.

524
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,480
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, do you want to get that?

525
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,120
Speaker 5: Pat Jason?

526
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,679
Speaker 3: It's really nice and she said, wow, forty eight dollars,

527
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 3: he must be rich.

528
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 2: Scampy it was, it's a scampy pasta magie. Just to clarify, well,

529
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 2: I don't pay. Why not because they just like me

530
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 2: being in the restaurant. Because I'm a top radio DJ.

531
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,159
Speaker 2: It's got business to see people like me.

532
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 3: Cleibs Keezy. Yeah, I dined for free there.

533
00:24:58,480 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 5: I got a maine.

534
00:24:59,440 --> 00:24:59,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

535
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,119
Speaker 5: I was like, lamb, I got a pasta. We then

536
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:02,399
Speaker 5: got it.

537
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 3: We took our time, chose a dessert, right, We chose

538
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 3: the like Terramassoui type thing, and then took our us

539
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 3: with the bill went up to the main counter.

540
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,040
Speaker 5: It was very filling, very filling. Thank you. Yeah, did

541
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,919
Speaker 5: you have to under the belt on your short na

542
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 5: It has a draw string.

543
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 9: Boy, Long story short.

544
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 3: We got up to the counter and it was exactly

545
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 3: two hundred and forty dollars wow on the dot. And

546
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 3: the guy was like, oh, and I was like, we've

547
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:44,880
Speaker 3: got to turn a forty dolls voucher. He's like, okay,

548
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 3: it's turning forty dollars on the nose. And then I

549
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 3: was like, it's not intentional. We did not try.

550
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 5: And he's like sure, man, all right, have a nice night.

551
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 5: And then and he made us feel.

552
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 2: Terrible eezy around me because the guy said to him,

553
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 2: he said he had the audacity to ask for a tet.

554
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 2: It was like not in nelly mate. Then he squeezed

555
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,640
Speaker 2: at his drawstring and pulled his pants type.

556
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 5: Yeah that's what eppened. Anyway, it was a good day. Yeah,

557
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:10,680
Speaker 5: it's good.

558
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 3: Yeah.

559
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 5: That's interesting, isn't it Because from their point of view,

560
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,880
Speaker 5: the money they've already had that income like months ago. Yes,

561
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,719
Speaker 5: so it feels like they've actually lost money. Yeah, yeah,

562
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 5: you got it. So it's good not to flag the

563
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,600
Speaker 5: gift certificate up front. Yeah, because they might give you

564
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,800
Speaker 5: a worse food or worse service. Smart. It's not your

565
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,439
Speaker 5: first free meal, is it.

566
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 3: But I was ready to pay, like I I've got

567
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 3: my wallet out of the side pocket of my cargo shorts.

568
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune

569
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Speaker 1: in on.

570
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 2: Radio Indeed food fighters there on the radio Hodarchy Big

571
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 2: Show this Monday afternoon. Now fellows, this is the last

572
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,239
Speaker 2: week for old hoodie j and the house he's been

573
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,920
Speaker 2: living in for over twenty six years.

574
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Speaker 7: Wow.

575
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 3: Additional, you moved in when you were twelve.

576
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I did a milk run as a young

577
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 2: fella and.

578
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 5: Got a deposit together, and got the.

579
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 2: Deposit together and invested wisely. Keasy, no flash restaurants with

580
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 2: little shorts for me. And I'll tell you what as

581
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 2: previously mentioned. You know, there's a lot of stuff you

582
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 2: build up over twenty six years.

583
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:19,920
Speaker 5: That's true.

584
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 2: There's a lot of shit.

585
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 5: Resentment, Oh yeah, I.

586
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:26,719
Speaker 2: Mean certainly there's some resentments here, certainly, And there were

587
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 2: some unveiling of things I'd rather weren't unveiled, you know

588
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 2: what I mean. So, yeah, secret stashes and stuff. Really

589
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 2: those geckos, Yeah, yeah, the dead geckos under the rug

590
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 2: there the skinks got that was nus. But we've actually

591
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 2: ended up with heaps of stuff. And my wife and

592
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 2: I o in that really strange position of do we

593
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 2: just biff this or put it on trade me and

594
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 2: I thought, we'll hang on. I don't want to just

595
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 2: throw all this stuff away because it's good stuff. And

596
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,640
Speaker 2: as Keysy was saying the other day, he's got these

597
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,199
Speaker 2: old pair of crutches, they might be of use to people, right,

598
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 2: And so I thought, why don't I go on here

599
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 2: and make the offer to the people, and and there

600
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 2: might be people on three four eight three that are interested.

601
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 3: What's some of the stuff you've got? Why don't you

602
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 3: hit us for some of your stuff?

603
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,920
Speaker 2: Well, I've got a half a bottle of shampoo and conditioner.

604
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:14,919
Speaker 5: What brand?

605
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 2: It's a good brand. I just got Johnson and Johnson Johnson,

606
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 2: they're one of the big ones. Mate.

607
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 3: If it was panting pro v, I would have taken

608
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 3: it off here Johnson.

609
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 2: And there's a good half bottle there, there's a good

610
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 2: half bottle.

611
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 5: Why do you take that with you to the apartment?

612
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 2: Because we've moved, we're in a city now, so we've

613
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: changed our brand.

614
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 5: Of course, are you.

615
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 6: Yeah.

616
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you've moved into the city, you've changed from

617
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 3: Johnson and Johnson wats cough.

618
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got to leave that behind.

619
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 5: Now, what do you use, mogi? I don't use anything,

620
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 5: none at all. No, it's just all natural, man, really,

621
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 5: it's all just natural stuff, just a bit of what

622
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 5: do you call that bars?

623
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 2: So oh yeah, good stuff. A few pubes in there,

624
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 2: thirty bucks or near offer, oh yeah, bottle of shampoo

625
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 2: and conditional.

626
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 5: Well that's now that sounds pricey, but it has seen

627
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 5: you naked.

628
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 2: Thank you on that front. Actually having seen me naked.

629
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 2: I've got a black dilly hardly used eighty bucks o.

630
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 5: O ah or near offer.

631
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 9: Yeah.

632
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 3: Yeah.

633
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 5: Well the good thing.

634
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 3: About that is you can say, one careful old man owner.

635
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 2: That's right, really used not completely new spelling.

636
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 3: How are you spelling? Really like ari e A l

637
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 3: l y r A r e l y that's an

638
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 3: important you know.

639
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 5: I probably need to wash though, because you have your

640
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 5: saliva all over it, wouldn't you.

641
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: Actual Big Show with Mike and Tune in week days

642
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 1: and four on Radio Hold.

643
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 2: Are the Danger There? On the Radio Hold Archy Big

644
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 2: Show This Monday afternoon and we have breaking news.

645
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 3: This is breaking news, fellas, red hot news stories just

646
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 3: come across my desk.

647
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 5: And the people in New Zealand need to know about it.

648
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 3: Okay, are you familiar with Geraldine? Yes, Geraldine Brothy, Geraldine. No,

649
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 3: it's a it's a town.

650
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, did you think it.

651
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 5: Was Geraldine Brothy?

652
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 6: Yes?

653
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 3: I did.

654
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 5: No.

655
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 3: No, So the town in the South Island, near christ

656
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 3: Church there in Canterbury. Oh yeah, that's where Barker's gems

657
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 3: come from.

658
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 5: Oh what a great way to market. Yeah sure, I

659
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 5: wasn't entirely sure before, but now yeah, like the Cordo,

660
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 5: the marmalades and that.

661
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 2: They do some neat stuff down on the South Island.

662
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 5: They really do.

663
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:55,320
Speaker 2: It's very cottage.

664
00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 5: They do the old the lids on the jar there

665
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 5: with the rubber band around the top of the little

666
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 5: I'm very cute.

667
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 2: That's so quaint.

668
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 3: Yes, so Geraldine. No, the town, you idiot. So there

669
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 3: was a there was a truck crash there, guys. So

670
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 3: it'snow laughing matter. There's a truck crash Eliot today State

671
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 3: Highway one on who she's fine, Okay, she was driving

672
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 3: the truck.

673
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 5: And she's fine. She's fine, but it was.

674
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 3: On a Rundell Bellfield Road, a Rundle belf a Rundell

675
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 3: Bellfield Road, which is the name of the road by

676
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 3: Gerald where Barker's Gem comes from. The truck was carrying

677
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 3: portaloos tipped over and I quote hundreds of liters of

678
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 3: human portoloo waste has fouled up a main South Island

679
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 3: road to just poos.

680
00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 5: Everywhere, and both of those that's not good. So yeah, just.

681
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 3: Anyone hitting that way. Three thousand leaders of human waste.

682
00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 5: Three thousand leaders, it's a lot. So people just need

683
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 5: to be aware.

684
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 3: You guys, got any comments on that, or we're just

685
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 3: leaving the something about oh, you know, like three thousand leaders.

686
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,239
Speaker 3: That's one keezy steamer or something like that.

687
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 2: I think this is this is a bit of a

688
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 2: a sign for the people of the South Island that

689
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 2: any time to get toilets installed in their houses.

690
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 5: Do they not have them now?

691
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 2: No, No, it's all portaloos down in the South Island.

692
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 5: Think there's been a little bit less time focusing on.

693
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 3: The gems and ship Yeah, the chutneys and the pickle Yeah, yeah,

694
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 3: I didn't know they didn't have toilets.

695
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 2: Down it's all portals.

696
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 5: Man, do that power down there? Are they?

697
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 7: Oh?

698
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean they're not completely backwards. Yeah, that's cool.

699
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 5: All run off. Jenny's Jenny Who.

700
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

701
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 2: Hold Ike there on the Radio Hodnarkey Big Show this

702
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 2: Monday afternoon.

703
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 3: Hey, nobody heard that? No, that's good. Jason's moving to

704
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:32,800
Speaker 3: the city, Mike. Yes, he's leaving his house that he's

705
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 3: lived in way out in west Auckland.

706
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 5: He's lived there for twenty.

707
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 3: Six years, twenty seven, twenty six, twenty six years, and

708
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 3: he's moving into an apartment in the CBD, which is

709
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 3: pretty exciting. Yes. Now, one of the things you've mentioned

710
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 3: is getting us.

711
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 5: To help you move. Yeah, how about how about this?

712
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 5: Check this shit out.

713
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 3: It's an idea I had over the weekend.

714
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 5: I'm pretending I know what it is. Yeah.

715
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 3: I called Mergi and told him about it. Why don't

716
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 3: we get the audience to help? Why don't we get

717
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 3: the listeners? Yes, because imagine like twenty listeners and twenty cars.

718
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 3: They would give out your home address. They're all lined

719
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 3: up right outside on the road, ready to go.

720
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 5: You pass two boxes to the first guy.

721
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 3: He's off next up as a lady give her a box,

722
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 3: she hones off to the and they all go to

723
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 3: your apartment and then the listeners help you move.

724
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 5: Do you like this sound of that? We could make

725
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 5: a chain of listeners that go all the way from

726
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 5: your house and we're the CD all the way to

727
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 5: your apartment and the CBDB and it's just passed the

728
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 5: box to the person and chain sort of thing. You see,

729
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 5: like people don't get tired. It means people don't get tired. Yeah,

730
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,240
Speaker 5: But then look, I love that idea. I think that's great.

731
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 5: The couch scenario. The couches, that's a big pass along.

732
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,839
Speaker 3: It's for Mogi's idea had side to side of here,

733
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 3: but like my idea with the different cars. Someone you know,

734
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 3: Tim's here, he's got his highluks.

735
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:58,319
Speaker 5: Yes, I think for the furniture you would need, you know,

736
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 5: there'll be different lots of tat that you've got boxes.

737
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I mean like once all the stuff is

738
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,280
Speaker 3: at your new apartment, we could then do a live

739
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 3: show speakers invite the audience and get Reburger ordered in

740
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 3: and just have a wee bit of a housewarming for you.

741
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 5: What do you reckon?

742
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 2: Well, I actually have been contemplating the housewarming and getting

743
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 2: the Fellers over for it, you know, a bit of

744
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 2: a break in. I'm thinking of fond night. Oh yeah,

745
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 2: you know the old fond Do you have a fond

746
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 2: do s it?

747
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:31,399
Speaker 6: No?

748
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 5: Hey, Magie.

749
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 3: Do you remember at the end of last year when

750
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 3: Jason invited us all to his mum's place? Do you

751
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 3: remember that? And then the last year I was giving

752
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 3: him ship because he was moving out of his house. Yes,

753
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 3: and he had never invited us around. And then he said,

754
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 3: well how about this we go up north to my

755
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:55,399
Speaker 3: mum's place. Oh, and he was like, oh this week

756
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 3: and keep it free.

757
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 5: And then that came and went and nothing happened. Something happened.

758
00:35:59,320 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 5: I remember that.

759
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you were busy, Keysy. That was Mogi.

760
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 3: No, he was here too, Yeah, I was doing nothing.

761
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:08,880
Speaker 3: He's just watching Come dine with me. Just something to

762
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 3: think about, Jason.

763
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 5: Okay, it would be good. I think I think it

764
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 5: would be good to have the listeners know where you

765
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 5: live and where you're going to live.

766
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 2: Count me in feelers if it saves me.

767
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 3: Gosh, all right, well, do you just want to say

768
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 3: your address now and we'll all meet there?

769
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 5: Two two.

770
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 2: Slash eighty five.

771
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:36,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, Honker Street.

772
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: CBD, the whole Ikee Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

773
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

774
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 2: Both No more there on the radio. Hold Arkee Big

775
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,959
Speaker 2: Show this Monday evening. Now listen plenty coming up after

776
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 2: six o'clock, including I'll carry on with my auction, which

777
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,839
Speaker 2: Mogi rudely interrupted previously.

778
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's enjoyer stuff you're selling from your old house.

779
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right mate. And also a bit of meat

780
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 2: Patty Knip Action where we give out some advice.

781
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. Meet Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail

782
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 3: dot com. If you need advice on anything, get in touch. Also, fowlers,

783
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 3: don't forget. We are giving away a brand new boat.

784
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 3: This thing is wrapping up shortly. How good. If you

785
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 3: keen to win it, text the word boats to three

786
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 3: four eight three. It is a finn chase of five

787
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 3: three five centeconsole. It's got a Mercury sixty horse four stroke.

788
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 3: It's also got a voyage trailer and a whole lot

789
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 3: of other goodies. Boat to three four eight three.

790
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 5: Text it. Come up with a name for it and

791
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,720
Speaker 5: you could win that sucker.

792
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: The hold Chy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy

793
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 1: tune in weekdays at four on Radio hold Ikey, Welcome.

794
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 2: Back here, Massive Backbones. Hope you're Monday's going along beautifully.

795
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 2: You want listen to the Big Show bought to you by.

796
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 5: Reburger Beef Checking Vegan.

797
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 3: Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options available. Reburger of Redefining

798
00:37:54,440 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 3: the norm.

799
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 4: Ah, what my heat, I was dreaming about Reburger.

800
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

801
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 4: It was so crave worthy. But it was gormete and

802
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 4: it was straight food.

803
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:16,919
Speaker 9: Yeah.

804
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:22,479
Speaker 2: Something's just occurred to me, Mogi. A little while back,

805
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,879
Speaker 2: you purchased glasses.

806
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,240
Speaker 5: Glasses, Yes, I did.

807
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 2: And you got the city. You know, we got to

808
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 2: see all the different ranges and stuff. What's occurred to

809
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 2: me is I've never seen you wear them.

810
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 5: No, that's right. I don't need them. I don't need

811
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 5: them for a computer screen or anything like that. The

812
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 5: only third time it's an issue, really is when I

813
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 5: wake up in the morning the eyes aren't quite working.

814
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 6: You.

815
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,239
Speaker 5: I never get I didn't even know that you got

816
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 5: to the point where your eyes needed to warm up. Yes,

817
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 5: but that's what happens. But I just waked that out.

818
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 5: And then the only other time is reading in a

819
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 5: newspaper on a Sunday, or reading my book or reading

820
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 5: a book to my daughter. So those glasses my bed, okay.

821
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 5: And then other times my wife will han me her

822
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 5: phone and say this text me to just come from

823
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:07,839
Speaker 5: blah blah, and I, without even turning my gaze towards her,

824
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 5: I just tilt my chin towards the ceiling and say,

825
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 5: read it. Yeah, I can't. I cannot see. I can't

826
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 5: read any of.

827
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 3: Her texts really, And she got it set to the

828
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 3: standard size absolutely, which is tiny.

829
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 5: What was interesting to me was how tiny it looked.

830
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 5: But that's what mine used to be tiny, and mine

831
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 5: looks massive.

832
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:30,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, well that makes sense.

833
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:34,279
Speaker 5: Yeah, but geez, they're pretty fragile little bastards. I hardly

834
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 5: have touched them. But yeah, they're still there, incredibly. I

835
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 5: haven't lost them yet, and I haven't broken them yet.

836
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 3: Your eyes warm up in the morning too, and we

837
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 3: go play early morning golf, yes, he always, Well, sometimes

838
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 3: we'll stand at the first t and look down at

839
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,879
Speaker 3: the ball and go, go, I can barely see the ball.

840
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 2: Yes, that's actually genuinely true. I'm very fuzzy in the morning.

841
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 2: I was like, what's that about?

842
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 5: Exactly right.

843
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 2: It's good to know that your eyes need to warm

844
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 2: up New Zealand.

845
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 1: The whole Key Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

846
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,359
Speaker 3: Blink one a two.

847
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:08,760
Speaker 2: There on the radio ho Donkey Big Show this Monday evening. Now, fellas,

848
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 2: as I was saying earlier in the show, I'm moving house,

849
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 2: so I've got to get rid of some stuff, and

850
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 2: I thought, what a great opportunity, given that I'm doing

851
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 2: the radio show, to offer it to the punters out

852
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 2: there at just bargain prices.

853
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 3: So three four eight three. And also Pugs has made

854
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 3: some auction music. If you like that, Oh, how good?

855
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 5: It's good, Pugs.

856
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 3: That's good, man, turn that shit off?

857
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 5: What's wrong with that?

858
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 2: So at this point shampoo conditioner half a bottle thirty

859
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 2: dollars on their offer.

860
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 3: How about thirty bucks? Yeah, there was a Dilly.

861
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 2: Black dilly nine inch really used eighty five bucks. O.

862
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:51,520
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, it seems steep.

863
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 2: It's pretty steep, but you know, right, I'm sure it's

864
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 2: going to work for someone out there, that's right. I

865
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 2: was doing some gardening over the weekend and I found

866
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,720
Speaker 2: a pile of bricks.

867
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 3: One hundred bucks. Oh how many bricks? How many bricks?

868
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 2: About six or seven?

869
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 5: Have they clean or have I got to chep off

870
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:13,919
Speaker 5: all the old deer?

871
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 6: Oh?

872
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 2: No, they covered and filth. They've got wheat because they've

873
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 2: been growing in the garden and they just some of

874
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,479
Speaker 2: them are disintegrating a little bit. But you know they'll

875
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:23,799
Speaker 2: do the job, right, Okay, I talk to you about

876
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 2: those later.

877
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, they send their bricks. No, they're bricks, right, Okay,

878
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 5: what color are.

879
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 2: They kind of a tan color. But they've got mold

880
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,839
Speaker 2: and stuff on them as well, and a few snails

881
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 2: and that kind of thing. A bit of filth, a

882
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 2: bit of mold.

883
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can scrub that off though, right.

884
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 2: Oh, you could probably water spray them.

885
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 3: I wouldn't bother water spray.

886
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,760
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah.

887
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 5: Chain saw, Oh that one that you couldn't start it.

888
00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 5: Take a bit of Banning's and get that lady to

889
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 5: help you.

890
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:49,959
Speaker 2: The very same.

891
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, how much one for.

892
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,879
Speaker 2: That eighty five? But you'll need to get a chain.

893
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 6: Yeah.

894
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 2: It doesn't have a chain to it, so it's just

895
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 2: a saw. It's just a saw essentially. Yeah, I saw

896
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 2: a bit of a squirre to CRC. Bob's your uncle

897
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 2: and a chain and it doesn't run and it doesn't run,

898
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:09,360
Speaker 2: and I think there's something wrong with the fuel gauge

899
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 2: as well, because you know, I won't even start at

900
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 2: the moment, right, and there's no actual chain on the chain,

901
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:15,200
Speaker 2: saw right?

902
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:17,879
Speaker 5: Okay? Yeah? And how much is that one eighty bucks? Yeah?

903
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 2: Eighty eighty ninety off?

904
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 3: That's pretty good six swing.

905
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 2: The place we're moving to very high ceilings, Fellas, so

906
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 2: I don't know, I can't get a sex swing up there.

907
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 2: It's some bloody good nick a few stains, a few

908
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 2: marks when things got a bit vigorous and it was

909
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 2: swinging a bit too violently, But in terms of its functionality, tickety.

910
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 5: Boo, good to go. How much does a brand new

911
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 5: six wing goes?

912
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 2: Oh? Probably about five to six hundred wow? Yeah, yeah,

913
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 2: I'm prepared to let this one go four to five.

914
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 5: Hundy far that seems like a good deal. How long

915
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:57,319
Speaker 5: have you had it.

916
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 2: Just strapping and have the time of your life?

917
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 3: Fells, that's expensive for a sex wing.

918
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 5: Well, the thing about it, Keezy is you've got to

919
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 5: look at what it saves you, and it sort of

920
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 5: takes all of the takes all the way down of

921
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 5: it strain. So yeah, that's right, You're it's just a

922
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:19,439
Speaker 5: whole a whole lot of weirdly a load off, and

923
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 5: you'll find that you're able to do those more difficult

924
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:27,799
Speaker 5: positions for a lot longer. So it is worth it, right, Okay,

925
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 5: So okay.

926
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 2: Especially if like in my scenario, you've got a bit

927
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 2: of hang down going on, you know what.

928
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean what's hanging well.

929
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,840
Speaker 2: Just things hanging down that maybe perhaps in the past

930
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 2: didn't right. Yeah, yeah, yes, Buzzies.

931
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: The Whole Archy Big Show with Mike and Kezy tune

932
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hod.

933
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:54,399
Speaker 2: Ike Wes are there on the Radio Darchy Big Show

934
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon as we hurdle towards Fellers the Old

935
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 2: Rugby League season, and with that in mind, the Big

936
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:07,399
Speaker 2: Show are going back to Magic Round an old brizzy down.

937
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 5: That's right, Jason.

938
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 3: The fifteenth to the seventeenth and May twenty twenty six,

939
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 3: every single NRAL team except for one playing I was the.

940
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 2: Same one every year.

941
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,759
Speaker 5: No that one team. Randalmly gets the buy.

942
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 3: Not sure who's this year be worth looking up, but

943
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 3: it is fifteenth to the seventeenth of May, all at

944
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 3: SUNCRP Stadium over three days. Hit to Boys trip dot co,

945
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 3: dot m Z to guarantee your spot. It'll include flights, accommodation, transfers,

946
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 3: tickets to all the games, and you'll also be at

947
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 3: all the same events that we go to and we

948
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,760
Speaker 3: eventually get our tickets sorted in our prize one etctera.

949
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 3: I ran into Andrew Weibster the other night.

950
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeahs a mad dog.

951
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,919
Speaker 3: We were coming out of the It was actually after

952
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:44,440
Speaker 3: a hot date.

953
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 2: Okay.

954
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 3: We were parked in a downtown car park.

955
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,040
Speaker 2: Your horny.

956
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:53,319
Speaker 3: We were parked at a downtown car park and went

957
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 3: to go down some stairs and then this guy just

958
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 3: like bulldozed his way up without looking. I remember my

959
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 3: wife and I stopped and came back out of the stairs.

960
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,719
Speaker 3: He went up, and then I was like, it's weird.

961
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 3: I was like good, like lead, shook my hand and

962
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,440
Speaker 3: walked off. Meanwhile, his wife was waiting at the bottom

963
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 3: and was not looking too happy. And then after and

964
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 3: then I was like thanks for the next through, She's

965
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 3: it's all good. Then she walked off and I was like,

966
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 3: that's Andrew Webster. A Warrior's coach and then lu She's like, yeah,

967
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 3: he was massively steamed and his wife was not happy.

968
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 3: Really yeah, but I was like I was stoked because

969
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,799
Speaker 3: it was like who doesn't go to the pub gets

970
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 3: steamed and then the wife's a wee bit grumpy. You know,

971
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 3: it's just how it goes. It goes, it goes.

972
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 5: It's funny.

973
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 3: That's how you know me.

974
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 5: He's a real backbone. I thought he was a back

975
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 5: backbone ship right there, Jase, I don't do that. No,

976
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,320
Speaker 5: that's the thing that's the problem with you there. Yeah,

977
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 5: you don't have a backbone.

978
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 3: But yeah, I think based on that interaction, it's going

979
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 3: to be a great season for the Wis.

980
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 5: It feels good to me, man.

981
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 2: And I think I'm correct in saying, fellows, they're playing

982
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,959
Speaker 2: the Broncos this year, the Warriors and the Magic Round,

983
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 2: am I right?

984
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 4: In?

985
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,359
Speaker 5: Very good from you. Well, the thing about Magic Ground

986
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 5: is you sort of know where you're sitting by the end,

987
00:45:59,000 --> 00:45:59,279
Speaker 5: don't you.

988
00:45:59,360 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 3: Keeazy.

989
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 5: Season's been going along well enough, so it could be

990
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 5: a really good thing, James, for it could be a

991
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 5: really bad thing. Either way, we'll have a ripro of

992
00:46:06,120 --> 00:46:06,399
Speaker 5: a time.

993
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,919
Speaker 3: Having said that though two years ago when we went

994
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 3: and the Warriors weren't going very well at all, and

995
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 3: then they took on the Panthers on the seaside and

996
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:13,439
Speaker 3: beat them.

997
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:18,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say the Seaside.

998
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 5: The Seaside, seaside.

999
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be great, boys, Trip dot co dotz.

1000
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,120
Speaker 3: Get your tickets now and we'll see you over there.

1001
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 1: Boom the Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodkey.

1002
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 2: Welcome back your massive backbones. Now listen, we're being backbones

1003
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 2: today when the rest of Walkland has taken the day off,

1004
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 2: We're not. We're here for the people of New Zealand

1005
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 2: and part of that is giving advice to those who

1006
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:47,680
Speaker 2: are struggling out there.

1007
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 3: Isn't that right, Fields, That's right? There was guns and Roses.

1008
00:46:50,080 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 7: By the way, Yeah, so much.

1009
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:05,479
Speaker 5: Patting sixty nine at gmail dot com.

1010
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 3: Really, Emil, just get in touch one hundred percent anonymous

1011
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 3: and if we read your questioned out on the show,

1012
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 3: you get a fifty dollars reburg about you. This one,

1013
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 3: Feelers comes from Anonymous.

1014
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,320
Speaker 5: Get a feelers.

1015
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 3: Something has found its way into my head over the

1016
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 3: last few years, and I'm getting closer and closer to

1017
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 3: acting upon it, but I can't figure out how.

1018
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 5: And that's where you lads come in. Just check GPT

1019
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 5: it if you can't work it it.

1020
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 3: It's not that the forbidden Kiwi skewer a true New

1021
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 3: Zealand delicacy enjoyed by many for many hundreds of years

1022
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 3: before we all came to be. It must be good

1023
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:42,239
Speaker 3: eating for it to almost be driven to the point

1024
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:42,720
Speaker 3: of extinction.

1025
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 5: The kiwi kiwi Yeah okay, I thought he was doing

1026
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,919
Speaker 5: about the good or New Zealand skeer is a thing,

1027
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 5: you know, like a hot dog? Yeah, yes, yes, like

1028
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:55,360
Speaker 5: a And I was going to say no, I.

1029
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:56,879
Speaker 2: Must admit the last time I went to the zoo

1030
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,360
Speaker 2: and I went into the Kiwi house, I was watching

1031
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 2: them hopping around there, thinking I reckon they would have

1032
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 2: been pretty good eating back in the day.

1033
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,240
Speaker 5: I've never been to a Kiwi house and seen a kiwi.

1034
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 5: I've seen a complete darkness, yes, possibly the shape of

1035
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 5: a tree or a booshe and that's it. I've been

1036
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 5: ripped off every single time. There are no kiwi's in

1037
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 5: the Kiwi houses.

1038
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 2: Generally speaking, that's what happens in the kiwi house, and

1039
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 2: there's sort of light in the enclosure, there's no kiwis.

1040
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 5: No, that's right, top dollar you pay for that.

1041
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 3: You just finished the rest of this question.

1042
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,719
Speaker 5: Yes, well, I think that's more important.

1043
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 3: I know old Moggi and Janis have experienced eating the

1044
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 3: ever tender kid, but I crow a crave more forbidden flavors.

1045
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 3: Fellas is, how am I supposed to get myself in

1046
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 3: a position where I'm actually hanging off the back of

1047
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 3: a kiwi dog? Because when you think about it, you've

1048
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 3: got their long beak. If you just grabbed that beak

1049
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 3: and just dipped it into the deep fry, yes, and

1050
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 3: then pulled it out, it's kind of.

1051
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 2: On a skill or easy easy?

1052
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 3: What do you mean you see? I would never do

1053
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 3: it responsibly.

1054
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 2: You know, when we're talking animals, we're got to be careful.

1055
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 5: About this sort of stuff, don't you get a lot?

1056
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 2: Back in the day, of course, if you if you're

1057
00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 2: a bushman, you lived in the bush, and you're a man,

1058
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,760
Speaker 2: you're a hunter and gatherer. I'm talking way way way

1059
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 2: back in the day. It was all g I imagined

1060
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:23,640
Speaker 2: at different times. I don't know, you know that in

1061
00:49:23,719 --> 00:49:26,720
Speaker 2: this day and age, putting a kiwi on a skewer

1062
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 2: is going to go down too well.

1063
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 5: Very good eating back in the day, though, of course.

1064
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:35,800
Speaker 5: I mean you know those those pioneers, those ground breakers

1065
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 5: back then, Jason. They often just lopped their heads off,

1066
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 5: wipe the ass and slap it on a plate.

1067
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 3: That was it.

1068
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd be ripping into it, nice fat bastard.

1069
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 2: Ye the like they're like a big, massive meat ball.

1070
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 2: They're like a meat the bar with a big pokey

1071
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 2: be You wouldn't eat the beak obviously, or the feet.

1072
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 5: I wouldn't.

1073
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,360
Speaker 2: I wouldn't imagine there's much fat on the feet.

1074
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 5: No, you can deep fry them, yes, and use.

1075
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 3: The beak as a toothpick to get the kiwi from

1076
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 3: out between your teeth. But I guess you can't do it.

1077
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 5: He's allowed.

1078
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 3: No, is that true?

1079
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 5: What about if you run one over then you can

1080
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 5: eat it, because there must be a certain element of roadkill,

1081
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 5: because it seems a waste of meat to me if

1082
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 5: you run one over and then what not let her

1083
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 5: eat it? Yeah?

1084
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 2: I survived on roadkill for a year and a half once. Yes,

1085
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 2: any kiwi no kiwi weirdly enough?

1086
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 5: Well, I hope that helps use your car. Yeah, I

1087
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 5: mean I just start driving around in your Coramandel's and

1088
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 5: your up your deep sours of your up nor house

1089
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 5: Kiwi house. If you can get it here, you won't

1090
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 5: get any keywis in there though? Will you ram raid

1091
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 5: the Kewi House?

1092
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:50,799
Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Darkey.

1093
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 2: Well then you go your mad. That's the Monday show

1094
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 2: done and dusted. In the podcast outro today, wouldn't have

1095
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 2: a clue. What's the clip we've got?

1096
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:11,239
Speaker 3: The cheasy Today's podcast outro clip is called quality podcasting.

1097
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 3: There it is.

1098
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 2: I'm standing in the bedroom in the Undies and I

1099
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 2: hear my wife go when did we wait?

1100
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 5: What she did? She tries not to look after the

1101
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 5: podcast awards.

1102
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:43,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true, that's what she does. She turns away

1103
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,479
Speaker 2: when I get out of bed.

1104
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 5: Whereas it's an interesting thought, isn't it, Jason? What's you

1105
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 5: think about it?

1106
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1107
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 5: Well, because you think to yourself there. You think a

1108
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 5: lot of people they talk about getting older and they say,

1109
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 5: I don't feel old. I feel like I'm twenty one, yes,

1110
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 5: But when I see myself in the mirror, I'm not

1111
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 5: twenty one. I'm seventy or eighty or whatever it might

1112
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 5: be so. Then the interesting thing becomes that you are

1113
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:20,359
Speaker 5: Then you're married and your partner is now really old.

1114
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 5: But when you were young you went attracted to somebody

1115
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 5: that was eighty Well, no, because.

1116
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:30,880
Speaker 2: I heard you know I back in the day I

1117
00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 2: was pretty open minded.

1118
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,760
Speaker 5: And did you share a grannie.

1119
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 3: Keezy? Come on man? Yes?

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00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 5: Yeah? What are you doing tonight? Moogie? What am I

1121
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 5: doing tonight? I'm gonna get a bit of food in me.

1122
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 5: I'm going to try and watch a movie. I've got

1123
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 5: a TV show that I want to finish off tonight.

1124
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 5: I haven't told you guys about it right as I

1125
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 5: want to wait till the end. Sure, don't want to

1126
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 5: get your hopes up and then it's not good at

1127
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 5: the end. You see what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm I'm

1128
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,440
Speaker 5: going great guns at the moment, man, I'm enjoying these

1129
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 5: late evenings. Yes, good, getting to be early. I'm waking

1130
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 5: up by old mate next door that fn twoy, But

1131
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 5: even that can't keep me down at the moment. Ye,

1132
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 5: tacos and a walk. What are you doing like Jason?

1133
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:21,000
Speaker 2: Probably packing some more crap up, eating dinner. I think

1134
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:25,680
Speaker 2: actually I might Oh no, not canceled.

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00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 5: We see them at four