WEBVTT - "Per Capita" 0:00:00.320 --> 0:00:02.480 Life for the Export Beer Guns Studio and brought to 0:00:02.520 --> 0:00:04.559 you by Export Ultra the Beer for Here. This is 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:07.000 the Agenda Podcast for Monday, the fifth of August. 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:12.160 The Agenda Podcast, the home of sporting nonsense and clap trap, 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:14.480 brought to you by an export of Vulture. 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.720 Morning Late. I'm feeling the burn this morning. You got 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:19.680 the fern burn. I'm feeling the fern burn this morning. 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:22.639 Haven't got an olymptic. Well, it was a bit of. 0:00:22.640 --> 0:00:24.919 An olymptic over the weekend. Actually we'll get into that 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:27.520 later on the podcast, but fern burn is real for me. 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:29.920 It's up all last night, and to be honest, like 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:32.680 last night was the night to get an early night's sleep. 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:35.480 If you've been watching the Olympics. We didn't have anyone 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:36.479 that could have won anything. 0:00:36.560 --> 0:00:37.960 No, it's all the track and field stuff. 0:00:38.600 --> 0:00:40.680 Yeah, except our golfers were going, but they were too 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:44.040 far back. There was the girls in the road cycling 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:46.000 as well. But if you're going to circle the night 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:47.440 to get a good night's sleep, it was last night. 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:50.080 I didn't do it. I stayed up all night watching 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:52.960 the athletics, the two hundred meta women's heats. 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:56.920 It just gets quite addictive. Though, yes, because of the athletics. 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:58.840 It's just had after hit because they come back to 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:00.560 the heats and they go to the hand alter. You 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:02.840 got the hammer for a bit, you watch some someone 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:06.040 half of rock, and then it comes back all all 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:08.720 the discuss It says like every time you feel like 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:10.399 you're waning a little bit, they'll come back to like 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.960 a two hundred meters heat or something, or one hundred 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:13.400 meters heat. 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:15.800 And then you've just figured out enough about the long 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:17.600 jump that you're like now into it. 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:18.200 You're invested. 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:20.119 You're like, oh, but he went well at the last one, 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.080 and now he's going to go again. So this guy 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:25.240 jumps higher, and then this guy jumps longer, but he's taller. 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:29.000 It's yeah, it really took its toll on me overnight, 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:30.600 because you know, I got it this morning, went to 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:30.840 the gym. 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:32.319 I'm taking it pretty seriously these days. 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:35.200 And I got out and had a shower, got back 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:38.400 to my bag and realized I had not packed pants 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:40.840 this morning, so I was just standing in the bathroom 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:45.520 in my undies. Luckily for you, we have a plethora 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:50.520 of leisure where leisure club track is here, and now 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:51.840 you look very comfortable. 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:54.320 Am the most comfortable man you've got. 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:58.960 You've got leisure club trackies ye, cream yes, and leisure 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:03.320 club hoodie yes. The charcoal the charcoal hoodie as am 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:07.080 I but minds a slightly different design. But things have 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:08.680 all turned up gravy. 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:09.000 They have. 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:11.600 Yeah, and I think this is day one of me 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:14.240 wearing track pants to work. It will not it will 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:16.320 not be the last that I think. If people just 0:02:16.320 --> 0:02:18.720 got used to seeing me in track pants around the office, 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:20.359 I could make it a bit of a thing. 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:20.960 I don't know. 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:24.280 It's the only issue for me is you know it 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:29.640 does exude the vibe of you would be the next 0:02:29.680 --> 0:02:32.160 to be fired, you know what I mean when you're 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:36.360 drawing a list together. I got do some cost savings 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:40.000 and it's like, who's the fucking guy who wears trek 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:42.480 pants to work? And now I it's minight. Yeah, well 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:45.920 he's top of the list. That's my only consumer. Yeah, 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:48.440 I'm putting my head above the yeah, parapet above the 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:50.400 parapet a little bit with the track pants. Okay, well 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:53.000 maybe it won't make a regular, regular thing of it, 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.239 but the firm boom got me bag time this morning. 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:56.760 And you know, you know, when you've made an era 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:59.320 like that, and you start flashing back to like last 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:00.600 night when I was about go to be it, I 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:01.959 was like, pack your back tonight, or you won't do 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:02.560 it in the morning. 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:05.680 Sure enough, didn't do it in the morning. It's all 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:08.640 the different moments where I could have avoided this. But anyway, 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:11.480 we're here. I'm thoroughly enjoying the Olympics and we will 0:03:11.480 --> 0:03:15.400 get into all of the action very shortly. But alongside 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:17.600 that and one of the most acc moves of all time, 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:20.120 we've launched the greatest New Zealander of all time. The 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:23.280 official brackets are up now on social media. Oh, you've 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:26.119 created her. You've created a bit of a storm. Look, 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.360 I just created the picture. You guys voted and packed 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:30.240 who wants to be Hot? And I think that there 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:32.400 was a lot of voter apathy and who was going 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:34.480 to be the greatest New Zealander of all time? Because, 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:36.680 like we said on Friday, there's guys like Kane Williamson 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:37.560 that aren't in there. 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:39.440 Say, no one voted for Sam Kaine. 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:42.400 No one voted for Sam Kaine. And so it's gone 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:45.520 up on social media so much chagrin. There's a lot 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:49.640 of people saying, oh, God, the matchups are brutal. Someone 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:52.080 made a good point, Sir Edmund Hillary and Sir Ernest 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:54.160 Rutherford are up against each other in the first round, 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:56.960 and they were like, so one of those two is 0:03:56.960 --> 0:03:59.320 going to miss out here. Yeah, but then one of 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:01.680 either Hillary Burial Paul Holmes is going to go through 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:03.440 it and make it into around two. 0:04:03.520 --> 0:04:06.800 Look so bad. It's an exercise, okay, you know. 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:10.520 And also the debate is what we're trying to garner him, Like, 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:12.000 this is what we're trying to do. We're trying to 0:04:12.000 --> 0:04:13.440 generate a little bit of a pub debate. 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.200 Who was the greatest New Zealander of all? We're going 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:15.720 to put it a bit. 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.800 And you've had some hostile ones around Charles Upham, uh, 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:22.320 not hostile, just saying he's a clear surely yeah, clear winner. Well, 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:25.400 VC and Bar you need to read Chasing Charlie. Though 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:27.680 those people out there read Chasing Charlie. 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.200 I've had it riad to me. It's a great book, 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:33.760 but I think he had a few issues. 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:36.800 That's almost I'm going to say, oh, you mean one 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:38.600 of our most notorious killers. 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:43.200 That guy has a backpack having grenades. And I'm not 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:44.279 saying it was a bad issue. 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:47.159 But it was like he was he was he was 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:48.960 born when he was he was did see it crazy? 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:49.240 Yeah? 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:52.680 Stories of him taking potshots at VW's driving up his driveway, 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:54.360 you know, years after the war. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.440 Some of the stories are unbelievable in that book. Yeah, 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:58.000 check it out. 0:04:58.040 --> 0:04:59.760 I mean, I spent the first four years of my 0:04:59.839 --> 0:05:02.800 life on burn And military base, so I've I've heard 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:03.960 all of the stories I've had. 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:08.440 Those are my bedtime stories. It was Charlie Upham books. 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:11.159 So yeah, the greatest New Zealander of all time. Brackets 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:11.400 are up. 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:12.840 Now we're going to give you a chance to vote 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:16.640 on social media once I get around to making individual 0:05:16.720 --> 0:05:18.880 tiles so that you can vote for this person versus 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:19.360 that person. 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:22.280 Some feeling is going to get hurt along the way. Yeah, 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:23.640 you're gonna you're gonna copy it. 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:25.359 And I'm here for It's not again, it's not me. 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:28.200 I'm making But I didn't pick the do. Someone needs 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:30.680 a lightning rod and you're why me. I don't know, 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:31.400 you're creating. 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:33.520 You're the head of the a SEC. I get enough ship. 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:38.560 I'm fighting fires elsewhere. This fire is not even a campfire, 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:43.880 it's a spark. Yeah, I'm I'm dealing with Inferno's. I 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:45.960 don't stand to lose my career over this one. 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:51.599 Yet, although it could happen when Charlie Apia comes up 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:54.560 against Susie Cado. The Mystic said one back to back 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:57.719 Ain's Premiership titles over the weekend. It's a really unfortunate 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:00.120 time to be playing any sport that isn't at the OLM. 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:03.359 Totally and that and it's also a great time to 0:06:03.360 --> 0:06:05.440 be committing a crime and be in court at the 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:08.359 moment because you're getting no coverage due to the phead 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:11.120 I surgeon. Yeah, I think we're gonna come out of 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:13.360 these Olympics and be like, oh shit, the World War 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:14.560 three start a few weeks ago. 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:16.840 Damn it's about to. It is about to. 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:19.400 But yeah, the Mystics one, they've won back to back 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:23.279 games in premiership titles. It was a dramatic, dramatic finish. 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:26.320 It was one of those games where once like you 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:29.080 can see what each team's trying to do, and basically 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:31.600 the Mystics were like, get the ball to Grace and 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:34.840 work here under any supits whatever else we do, like 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:39.000 do whatever, cheat, scratch, claw, throw bos whatever, Just get 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:40.279 the ball to her and we'll win. 0:06:40.480 --> 0:06:43.040 That's Grace in the Wikia is like the Michael Drige 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:44.640 just get it to Grace and Wiki yeah, and the 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:48.520 Pulse were like, do not let Grace get the ball. 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.320 Whatever you have to do, make it happen. And it 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:53.040 was fifty four to fifty three. And then it was 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:55.960 a great advertisement for the game because it came right 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:58.400 down to it. There were like thirteen seconds left, fifty 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:01.480 three or Grace gets the ball. A worst case scenario 0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.880 for the Pulse. She throws to the shot up and 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:06.320 shut irons it off. The front of the room's like, 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:08.640 oh my god. And then there was like contact stand 0:07:08.680 --> 0:07:12.840 beside five four. She nails it. It's an ugly cry. 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:15.800 It was all. It was great. It was the best 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:18.720 I'll tell you over the last couple of weeks. I'm 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:20.680 mean enough to admit it. This is the most I've 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:24.000 cried in a long time. Every time, every time I 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:27.120 see someone get up there, you know, and our anthem 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:29.520 starts playing, or even if they got silver in a 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:30.520 twig the other day. 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:33.120 The mum's, the mum's the mom and the mums got 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:35.160 out my winning gold and one of them just couldn't 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.000 even get through the inf she was bloody, she was 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:39.920 absolutely blab was that was hard to not hard to watch, 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:40.760 but it's hard not to. 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:44.040 Yeah, bit of a pang in you. Yeah, you don't 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:46.160 have a pulse. If you don't feeling anything with it, well, 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:46.720 you're not a key. 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:48.200 You know, you might as well go out and flag, 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:50.480 burn a flag, if that's what you're going to be done, 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:53.240 because you know they are representing us, and you know 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:55.360 we're just a tiny little country down the bottom of 0:07:55.360 --> 0:08:00.120 the world, just really representing ourselves. And yeah, I just 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:03.760 think that it was I've been needing to hydrate a lot. 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:07.120 Reminded me of when my floating days down there and 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:10.600 tomorrow Sophie Pascoe one one day and we're all massively 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.240 hungover in the lounge, about six of us. 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:16.280 Emotions are high. Emotions were very high, very very high. 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:19.880 She wins. It's like her on screen, she's crying. Cut 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:22.200 to her dad in the crowd, he's crying. Cut to 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:23.280 me in the corner of the lounge. 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.600 Tears, just pouring it the whole. 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:29.240 But none of us wanted to admitut fucking no, no. 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:31.360 I did the same. 0:08:31.400 --> 0:08:35.840 Watching the Bruce McLaren documentary on long haul flight never 0:08:35.920 --> 0:08:39.160 watch an emotional movie while drinking at high altitude. 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:44.920 I was like, ah, I had met Heath explained to 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:47.360 me at length why that is. Apparently, it's because your 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:51.040 body knows subconsciously you are hurtling through the air at 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:53.199 six hundred miles an hour, thirty thousand feet up in 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:54.920 the air, and a middle tube and a middle tube, 0:08:54.920 --> 0:08:56.400 so you're like at a heightened sense. 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:57.320 Yeah. Right. 0:08:57.400 --> 0:09:02.040 I watched The Assassination of James, that movie with Brad Pitt. 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:04.200 I couldn't hear it because the headphones were so shit. 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:06.360 I watched it on mutes of four hour fucking movie. 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:10.360 I cried. I didn't know what We just filled the gaps. 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:11.640 I didn't know what was happening. 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:13.400 I made up my own movie him, my own mit, 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:15.440 and he's sitting in a rocking chair at the end 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:18.080 of the I don't even know what the fucking happened. 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:20.400 We're going to talk about the Warriors on the Mad 0:09:20.400 --> 0:09:23.400 Monday podcast later on today, myself and Die Heinwood. Die 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.640 commentated the game live for the Ground. We were into 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:29.520 the game. I'm gonna be honest. Twenty minutes into it, 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:31.559 I turned my back on the pitch. I couldn't watch 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:31.920 it anymore. 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:32.640 Hurt too much. 0:09:32.679 --> 0:09:35.400 I've been keeping positive for so long, but I was 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:37.680 seeing those first two tries that the Eels scored. 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:39.440 It just broke my heart. 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:42.160 Seeing them in the flesh as so much more deflating, 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:45.000 because you know, when you're watching on TV, the commentators 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:47.400 are getting fizzed up about each try. When you're at 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:50.560 the ground and the Eels score a try did silence 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:53.479 and it's just so heartbreaking. 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:55.440 And look, there's been a lot of talk about the 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:56.760 excess of evil that was there. 0:09:57.120 --> 0:09:57.560 Myself. 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:01.120 I was in attendance, yes, Chris Key was commentating and 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:04.679 in attendance, and the penan wires were out in force. 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:06.720 Matt Heath and his pen and Wars were there. So 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:09.080 the excess of evil was there. Say, look it was 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:11.640 all It was all their backs against through a wolf 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:13.720 the world so unfortunately. 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.560 Had no choice. They had no chance to get go 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:18.280 now they didn't. 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:21.120 Matt Heath was in the corporate box with full wolf mouth, 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:25.720 red wine all through his teeth. I was driving wedges 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:28.640 between people. Yeah, okay, I've got something. Yeah, this is 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:30.720 this is an issue they need to bring up, and 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:35.920 that is you drinking beers and driving wedges between people 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:39.960 with the challenge of one hundred meters race. Basically, what 0:10:40.000 --> 0:10:42.400 you do is you get two work colleagues that normally 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:45.480 get on quite well, and you go and you go, 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:47.480 I beat she can beat you, and no I don't. 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:49.640 I asked them who do they think would win? And 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:52.040 both of them because it makes them say who they 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:54.400 think would win, and you can tell straight away who 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:55.199 thinks that they would win. 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:57.320 You did it with our friends at dB Yes, down 0:10:57.360 --> 0:10:59.320 in Dunedin. Ye, they almost to blow. 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:01.960 They almost up Baldwin Street the next day. 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:05.360 The next day because I've been going about it, because 0:11:05.400 --> 0:11:07.240 I could see they both had that fire in their eye. 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:09.600 They both thought they would oh look we don't care, 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:11.600 we don't care. The next morning they went to Baldwin Street. 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:14.240 They stood at bottom said I do I reckon, you get. 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:14.920 And you've done it. 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:17.120 But now I don't mind that because that's kind of 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:18.640 that is outside our circle. 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.640 But now you have bought your your widge. 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:24.040 You've bought you one hundred meters widge into our team 0:11:24.080 --> 0:11:25.560 a sixty degree with yes you have. 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:28.520 You've bought the sexity. And now we've got two colleagues. 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:30.840 Yea Ellen, who's in the room right now. 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:33.800 Her out in the office now looking at each other 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:35.560 sideways because they both. 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:37.400 Think they can smash each other over one hundred. 0:11:37.120 --> 0:11:41.440 And Lauren, well, yeah, I think Lauren's feelings genuinely got 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:44.080 hurt because everybody jumped on Ella's side. And I think 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:45.959 that mainly it's a height issue. 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:50.440 Yeah, Lauren's very small. It's a stride length issue. But 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:50.880 it hurt. 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:52.719 This is why I love it so much, because so 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:55.320 many people think that they would do all right. So 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:57.720 if you want to start, like at Christmas, if you 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:00.280 get sick of starting the fight with the relationship over 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:03.640 just normal, normal, boring family ship, get them into one 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:05.920 hundred meter race and then just watch it explode. 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.440 Yeah, because everybody, I don't know, I don't know what 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:10.360 it is. People just think that they're going to do 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:13.400 so much better than they actually will. Speaking of which, 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:16.520 we've set our own little Olympic challenge. So we were 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:18.560 talking last week on the podcast if you haven't caught up, 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:20.960 what could you, like, could you beat an Olympic athlete 0:12:21.000 --> 0:12:21.480 at anything? 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:22.880 Or compete or compete? 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:25.199 And so what we sort of looked at was, Wow, 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:29.120 who are the smallest athletes in the weightlifting competition, and 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:32.880 it's the forty nine kilo woman's division. But the world 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:35.120 record for those is like ninety four kilos for the 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.920 snatch and about one hundred and twenty something for the 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:40.800 clean and jerk, which is ridiculous. 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:42.520 But that's the world record. Yes, no, I'm looking to 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:44.720 not come last. Yeah, that's right. So it's like, could 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:47.920 you win? Could you beat anyone at anything at the Olympics. 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:50.560 So we once the weightlifting starts, we need to find 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:52.960 out who loses. Yes, but it needs to be the 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:55.240 lowest successful lift, you know what I mean. 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:56.400 It can't just be they failed. 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:59.160 The other thing I was thinking is what if you 0:12:59.160 --> 0:13:00.920 found out that someone to the hammy and like a 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.079 hundred meters height and it took them twenty seconds to 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:05.640 run one hundred meters. That's that's a different thing. That 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:08.120 doesn't count. That's that's like paying on an injury. 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:12.160 Yeah, okay, So you need to find the lightest successful 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:13.800 lift at the Olympics. 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:15.600 Yeah, and do you think you could do it? 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:18.680 Because if the world records ninety four like that're probably 0:13:18.720 --> 0:13:20.119 all lifting about eighty. 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:22.280 Yeah, and the bottom of might be in their seventies. Yeah. 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.240 I see how you're talking now, I reckon. I could 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:26.400 definitely put it back out and do it at seventy. 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:29.360 And that's but so we've decided that if it was 0:13:29.400 --> 0:13:31.000 going to be the clean and jerk, you're just going 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:32.000 to do the clean part. 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:33.719 Is that right? Or are you you're going to try 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:37.120 and hold jerk it. You're going to jerk it for 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:38.800 the people? Oh yeah like that. 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:42.040 I feel like that's where you're gonna put Eighty kilos 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:43.520 is fucking heavy. 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:47.440 Man, I know that is really really heavy. 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:49.800 Well look that's I mean, like I said, it's I 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:51.360 think it's the only one I'm going to compete in. 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:56.560 Yeah, like everything else, Yeah, you get fucking wasted. Yeah 0:13:56.600 --> 0:13:59.800 maybe the ski shooting that they're pretty good as well. 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:01.120 That very very good. 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:05.040 Yeah, that's that's like the the sketings like the stag 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:06.880 do one, but it's coming at you from different angles. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:08.880 So yeah, I. 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:11.840 Don't think so I hit my first I was on 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:14.760 a stag the last year and I hit the first 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:16.520 shot that I fired. Just put the gun down, So 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:20.400 we're done here, because I knew I was just not 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:24.520 going to at another one. So I don't think it's that. Yeah, 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:26.240 like I said, I was at the gym this morning. 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:28.400 I was looking at somebody who was squatting about what 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:31.040 you were banking on clean and jerking. 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:33.240 And I was like, I don't think you could do it. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:34.080 I don't think he. 0:14:34.080 --> 0:14:36.520 Could, but we'll find out. Because they may only lift 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:37.400 like sixty killers. 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:42.000 Yeah, well you go even then, sixty kilers is quite 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:45.680 a lot anyway. That just back on the wise, that's 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:48.360 the second last home game of the year. The last 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.760 ones against the Bulldogs are in frightening form. 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:52.280 And we got tickets to that. We don't have tickets 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:55.320 for that. 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So that's the only medal we've had since 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:31.360 we last talked. 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:33.560 Win did twiggy Twiggy? Wasn't that over the weekend or 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:34.560 was that on Thursday night? 0:15:36.000 --> 0:15:38.840 You might have been Saturday night? Yeah, she won silver. 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:41.160 She won silver. Did you see when our sailors won? 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:43.560 So there was the two blokes And you'll forgive me 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:45.320 because I can't tell the difference between the boats. 0:15:45.400 --> 0:15:46.640 Was it a skiff? Was it a ding? 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:48.800 It was a skiff for I think it might have 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:51.560 been the skiff anyway. Day one, they just hopped off 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:54.280 the boat right on the finish line. They just popped 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:55.880 the money right over the finish line. 0:15:55.680 --> 0:15:57.360 And that's the way to do it. Yeah, hell yeah, 0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:58.000 it was great. 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:00.280 Just watched the boat sail off ato the distance just 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:02.120 crashed straight away as soon as they jumped off it. 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:04.120 But then I was like, whoever was in third place, 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:05.920 they're just about their sunken boat. 0:16:05.920 --> 0:16:08.400 They didn't give a shit. They'd won their silver medal. Yeah, 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:11.680 it's yeah. And they were just straight into the Mediterranean. 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:13.400 Oh and I like that they came into shore and 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:15.520 they got tackled by their shore crew and the water. 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:18.120 I And I was thinking when I was watching it, 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:21.200 we don't have that kind of moment in your day 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:23.560 to day life. If you just have a job, you 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:25.800 don't have that moment of like working towards something then 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:28.080 finally achieving it and celebrating your success with all the 0:16:28.080 --> 0:16:31.160 your friends. I guess that's why people get so caught 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:34.000 up in like awards, ceremonies, shit, which that's You're a 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:36.600 bit of a crock of shit to be honest. But yeah, 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:39.160