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Speaker 2: Thanks mate, I reckon, Thanks mate, Thanks so much mate.

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Speaker 3: And second new lid man, Hey, what was that an

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Speaker 3: eight minute?

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Speaker 4: Cat? Was it like a four minute I've got a

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Speaker 4: really a.

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Speaker 2: Great job to be fair to. I mean knew the

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Speaker 2: pressure was on. One of the guys was running late,

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Speaker 2: and so he's just checked me in another cheer.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, see eight minutes? Right? How much was that

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Speaker 4: fifty bucks? See?

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Speaker 5: I've got this issue where I have a regular place

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Speaker 5: I go get my haircut. It's always good. One of

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Speaker 5: the guys on who does it for fifteen minutes, whereas

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Speaker 5: everyone else takes half an hour? Really is right, you know,

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Speaker 5: very thorough about things. Yeah, I don't like going to

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Speaker 5: the fifteen minute guy because I think he's rushing it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I need I needed a fifteen minute man, you

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Speaker 4: see you need that? See, yeah, today I did.

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Speaker 6: I'm quite excited actually because a barber has literally opened

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Speaker 6: about fifty meters of my house.

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Speaker 3: Literally and you shure it's not figuratively.

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Speaker 6: I feel, and he's done a really good list. There's

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Speaker 6: been this this really manky old dairy that they've been

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Speaker 6: trying to lease for ages that used to be.

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Speaker 3: A dairy with the fish and chip shop next to it.

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Speaker 6: No, it's further up the road from there, in between

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Speaker 6: those two diaries.

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Speaker 4: You should take it over.

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Speaker 6: Well, My wife and I were constantly looking at it,

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Speaker 6: going what could we do in there? What can we

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Speaker 6: sell on there? Because it's a great little location. But

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Speaker 6: he's done a great job, looks really good. So I'm

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Speaker 6: going to give him a bit of a whirl and

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Speaker 6: see how he goes. It'd be very handy to have

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Speaker 6: something I can literally walk figurative literally literally incidentally, is

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Speaker 6: it a jacket.

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Speaker 7: You're wearing or a shit?

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Speaker 4: It's a shacket.

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Speaker 3: It's a shacket, right, genuinely, it's a shacket.

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Speaker 4: That's what's written on the tag it. Yeah, never heard.

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Speaker 7: Of a shacket, but I was looking at it, going it's.

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Speaker 6: Either a very it's a really very demp shirt or

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Speaker 6: some kind of light jajacket.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, No, it's a it's a really it's a thin jacket,

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Speaker 5: so you'd wear this with something warm underneath it.

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Speaker 3: If you needed to be warmer, it's like an you'd wear.

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Speaker 2: For EXAMPLET at the moment, which is like that you

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Speaker 2: have to wear a hoodie underneath. But unfortunately today I

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Speaker 2: was wearing I was wearing a black T shirt. I

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Speaker 2: went and got some hoodies to go underneath my jackets,

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Speaker 2: and I obviously didn't realize that they just drop all

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Speaker 2: of the affair. It was a gray hoodie on a

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Speaker 7: I've got some hoodies.

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Speaker 4: If you need hoodies, yeah, I'll.

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Speaker 7: Tell you what.

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Speaker 4: No, i'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Okay,

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Speaker 4: I had I had.

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Speaker 2: To get some zip up hoodies because I hate pull

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Speaker 2: over hoodies. I've just decided I can't see them. So

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Speaker 2: I've got some at home, and I mon't bring them

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Speaker 2: in for you guys, because I'm just I'm just not

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Speaker 3: What do you hate about them?

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Speaker 2: I don't like pulling them over my head yea, and

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Speaker 2: have and have my hair messed up, and even to

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Speaker 2: at absolute shambles or not.

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Speaker 4: I'm just I'm good. Now you can tell me what.

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Speaker 7: No, it's just gonna say. One of my.

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Speaker 6: Massive bugby is at the moment is my youngest daughter

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Speaker 6: must have about fifty hoodies. Two of them are hers,

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Speaker 7: I don't know if you've noticed this.

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Speaker 6: They're big fans of the massively oversized, massively baggy hookie hoodies.

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Speaker 7: And our wash is perpetually.

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Speaker 6: Like five hundred fucking hoodies, and you know, and and

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Speaker 2: I'm glad that I grew up as a teenager and

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Speaker 4: I far prefer that, y.

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Speaker 5: That's what's interesting is when I was your youngest daughter's age,

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Speaker 5: it was all about baggy hoodies as well. Yes, And

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Speaker 5: so my mum and dad used to get furious because

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Speaker 5: I was always in a beggy or hoodie, had the

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Speaker 4: And yeah, pretty much, yeah.

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Speaker 6: Even not even there's a massive hoodies, but also the

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Speaker 6: massive jeans are the baggy jeans massive baggy jeans and

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Speaker 6: like my youngest daughter, she's a slim ass, and it's like, God,

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Speaker 6: just get a pair of pen a pan that fits you.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what?

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Speaker 5: Would genuinely like I'm obviously happy to be embarrassed to

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Speaker 5: no end. I don't care photos of me in early

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Speaker 5: high school on the weekend at the weekend, with the

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Speaker 5: clothes I was wearing. If that got out, I would

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Speaker 5: be genuinely embarrassed. Great, it's that bad silk boxes, really

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Speaker 5: baggy shit head on backwards with like Allie Well, I

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Speaker 5: had this how you could fold down the inside bit

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Speaker 5: and it would look like you had like a black

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Speaker 7: I've got to be honest.

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Speaker 6: My my fashions back in the day weren't good. They

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Speaker 6: weren't good.

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Speaker 3: Shall we try and find and.

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Speaker 6: Also as a teenager I have I had harendous acne.

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Speaker 6: There's one photo that is the most disgusting photo you

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Speaker 7: And it was in our school journal.

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Speaker 6: I want to give I don't want to give too

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Speaker 6: much information away here, because I'll be fucked if that's

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Speaker 6: ever going to air again again. My And it was

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Speaker 6: Volcanic and a side middle parting that was so slipped down.

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Speaker 6: I was fifteen with the worst acne and they published

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Speaker 6: that in the school journal.

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Speaker 4: I'll have a copy of that on fire with now.

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Speaker 6: And our English teacher at the time, he was he

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Speaker 7: Ross's name was.

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Speaker 6: We used to call him Stony Ross because he was

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Speaker 6: just so he looked like he was absolutely stoned all

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Speaker 6: the time. And he said, oh, I just saw that

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Speaker 6: photo in the school journey journal of the adjacent's not

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Speaker 6: the best. And the thing was Stoney was in charge

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Speaker 2: Was son of a similar thing where I got a

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Speaker 2: school photo done. I had some kind of open sore

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Speaker 2: they were handing out all of the they were handing

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Speaker 2: mister Sweet, but it was sweet for Sweetanovitch. He sort

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Speaker 2: to drop off the Anovitch there in Livin and handle out.

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Speaker 2: He goes ah, And I was horrendously self conscious about

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Speaker 2: handled out, of course, it was gone. And you've gotta

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Speaker 2: get a photo with that on your face. And he

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Speaker 2: goes ah, Did you cut yourself shaving that morning?

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Speaker 4: Did you? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Real funny, hoss, I haven't even got cues. You just

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Speaker 2: feel like shit. Just act like you haven't seen it, man.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Get the teachers, get their kexts back. That's where

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Speaker 5: they get their punches in.

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Speaker 6: This is This was like a super close up of

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Speaker 6: a sweaty oily. Had fifty massive zits on my face

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Speaker 6: as well. This not just one sort of rogue one

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Speaker 6: in my entire face. I was like a reptile.

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Speaker 3: That's right, because you went on the pells to get

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Speaker 7: I did, I had to go.

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Speaker 6: I had I had what was called by a skin

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Speaker 7: I had to take vitamins any.

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Speaker 6: And this gel that was essentially like acid, so that

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Speaker 6: someone that had stayed out of Chernobyl because my skin

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Speaker 7: It was that full on and what so.

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Speaker 4: That era too.

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Speaker 5: I feel like some of the treatments now you'd look

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we definitely if you were pregnant, it would be like,

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Speaker 6: oh god, no, you can't be taking that shit.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we should try and find the most embarrassing photos

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Speaker 6: Wow, I'm happy to do that, as long as it's

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Speaker 6: not that one doesn't that it was a shock.

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Speaker 4: I have some memories for you something.

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Speaker 5: It shows how you used to dress at the weekends

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've got quite a few of Johnny and I

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Speaker 7: There was there was some strange fashions.

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Speaker 6: Yes, there's some weirdast Interestingly, my daughter Millie is kind

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Speaker 6: of similar, but she's way cool of them. She's actually

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Speaker 6: actually cool And actually she'd be disgusted that I said that.

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Speaker 6: She's nothing like me, but she's been about out there too,

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Speaker 6: But she's cool out there as opposed to Jay.

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Speaker 7: That was just like trying to find something to wear

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Speaker 7: and you just put on what was ever, whatever was.

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Speaker 3: Did you Did you ever just wear silk boxes?

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Speaker 2: Making You've never worn boxes in my life? Hate them?

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Speaker 5: There was about five years thereere I just wore silk boxes,

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Speaker 5: nothing underneath them, and it's like, what's the.

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Speaker 4: Point in wood all the time.

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Speaker 5: This is totally what I hated, was just balls slapping

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Speaker 5: around the five years.

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Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I mean I'm not gonna I don't want

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Speaker 7: to go on about here.

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Speaker 3: We go whatever you say this it means you do

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Speaker 3: you do want to.

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Speaker 7: My massive sean? Yeah that I never liked the boxer.

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Speaker 7: I need. I need the security of being you know, compacted.

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Speaker 4: And it's a public public safety issue.

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Speaker 2: If you're swinging around down there, typical people could be

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Speaker 2: seriously hurt.

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Speaker 4: Like Ben.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like I think it's kramer A that says

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Speaker 5: my boys need a house to you they need a house?

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Speaker 5: Uh okays Hey yeah Hururucky big show for seven every

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Speaker 5: single weekday on Ready tell all your mates as well,

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Speaker 5: don't Jace.

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Speaker 3: I need you to get in behind us, man.

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Speaker 5: Our ratings are in the toilet and I need you

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Speaker 6: Our ratings are going off kisy Yeah,