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Speaker 1: From the Zidim podcast network. It's Fleachborn and Haley's a

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Speaker 1: little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod.

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Speaker 2: And just another reminder, dear podcast listener, that our Christmas

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Speaker 2: concktail specials.

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Speaker 1: Spread it out by we'll be back for.

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Speaker 2: The summer break and you've gone until the thirty first

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Speaker 2: of October. To submit yours, you can go to zidim online,

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Speaker 2: the linkers in our Instagram bio as well. If h

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Speaker 2: ZIM basically fell out the form tell us a little bit.

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Speaker 3: About you we Christians and prompts there, Yeah we are,

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Speaker 3: and then.

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Speaker 2: We'll go through those as we drink cocktails.

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Speaker 4: Tell us something fun about yourself, yes the group?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what would be your fun bit? If we were

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Speaker 3: in a little huey and we're just meeting people. Hello,

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Speaker 3: my name's Haley Sprowl. I I once represented New Zealand

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Speaker 3: in the sport of marching.

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Speaker 1: And everybody would be like, is that a sport?

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Speaker 3: And yes it is?

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Speaker 4: Now move the fuck off right. I don't know, you've

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Speaker 4: got nothing. I don't know, I don't know what you want.

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Speaker 4: I know I don't like prompt I don't want to

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Speaker 4: have to too many tidbits.

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Speaker 1: I don't like these things we were on.

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Speaker 2: It was that when we did the We did a

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Speaker 2: tour once and they were like in the van we

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Speaker 2: were driving there and they're like, okay, everybody tell us

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Speaker 2: a fun thing about yourself. Fuk off, just drive me

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Speaker 2: to this activity.

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Speaker 4: No, it's I get it. It gives you a little

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Speaker 4: bit of an intro to them. It's getting a little

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Speaker 4: bit of genny.

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Speaker 3: Say quat Okay, if you if you were on a

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Speaker 3: desert island and you can only take one animal with

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Speaker 3: Hugh Vorn, what would you.

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Speaker 4: Take a whale?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Because you.

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Speaker 1: And then you can make a candle. No, it's yeah exactly.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, dog is a great companion, but

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Speaker 3: then yeah, no, the mouse feed.

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Speaker 1: You can and that dog will eat you.

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Speaker 4: And it could come to man versus dog a fletch.

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Speaker 3: If you could go back in time and and and

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Speaker 3: have one dinner with one person did or alive, who

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Speaker 3: would it be?

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Speaker 4: Hmm?

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Speaker 3: We got to say Hitler and stab.

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Speaker 1: Him when.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, here is your sausage roll.

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Speaker 2: N inside the sausage roll, and then you've just committed

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Speaker 2: a political assassination.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna go You're gonna get ring for that.

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Speaker 1: Machine, your time machine machine back out of the Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but then what what are the repercussions of changing

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Speaker 4: that the butterfly effect of one of the most devastating

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Speaker 4: events of the twentieth century, And then it goes on

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Speaker 4: and on, it goes in the flow.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so probably just let that happen. Then probably just happened.

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Speaker 4: It's happened.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's happened.

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Speaker 4: It's happened. So you could have a dinner with someone

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Speaker 4: who's did is that what you mean?

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Speaker 3: Mercury?

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Speaker 1: But he'd be propped up at the table, did.

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Speaker 3: He'd be riddle? You're just absolutely every ye.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Because you said dinner with anyone dead or alive.

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Speaker 4: I was just like, dead person would be great alive

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Speaker 4: to be alive.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so you would choose someone like Freddy Mercury over

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Speaker 2: knifeing Hitler and stopping a ginner side, Oh.

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Speaker 3: My god, we have such a good yard, drinks, probably

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Speaker 3: be a bit naughty. You'd probably love of me.

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Speaker 2: I love her, So you say he was.

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Speaker 3: And he did?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well shout it too. At the weekend you went

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Speaker 1: to Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and this has happened to me multiple times. But

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Speaker 3: I was shocked this transition there.

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Speaker 4: I just wanted to acknowledge, which is sweet transition.

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Speaker 3: It was glorious.

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Speaker 4: It's a big part of my job talking about But

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Speaker 4: that all spurred off the podcast shout out to see.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah I was.

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Speaker 3: I went to Melbourne over the weekend and you know

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Speaker 3: when I travel, I like to travel with friendly, buzzing accompaniments.

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Speaker 4: It's the podcast. You can say, dildos, vibrators, you name it.

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Speaker 3: And I'd really packed a kit this this trip.

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Speaker 1: And you didn't check in.

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Speaker 3: And I didn't know chicken bag, so I knew this

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Speaker 3: was going through security. So what I did was I

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Speaker 3: put it all into one stone case.

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Speaker 4: Had to take the on board anyway because of the batteries.

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Speaker 1: But you don't, You don't know Lethian ones. You do?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, these ones are fine. Vibrators can go in the thing.

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Speaker 4: I thought they had batteries in them.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Some of them are just big thick d cells. He's

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Speaker 2: got the one with the battery inside.

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Speaker 1: That's for Dolphin torches.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the big gem battery, the twelve the twelve volt

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Speaker 4: from ever Ready.

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Speaker 3: So I had them all in this.

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Speaker 4: Nuclear fusion solar power, hydro hydrogen cell.

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Speaker 3: Nuclear so I had them all in this like little

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Speaker 3: kit so that if they in the inevitable case that

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Speaker 2: This is a problem when you pack a suitcase like this,

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Speaker 2: You've got to separate everything because otherwise, together it looks

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Speaker 2: like a giant dildo bomb.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, but I don't rather than scatter it.

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Speaker 3: And then the.

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Speaker 4: Dildo bomb was my rockispan Now did Bomb? That's cold?

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Speaker 3: I think you were heavy heavy metal bomb.

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Speaker 4: We were like an all chick punk band. I love

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Speaker 4: that love scar just Jery Bomb. You know that song

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Speaker 4: It went, did Bomb.

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Speaker 3: Buzzing Honey Hannah put in my house that.

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Speaker 1: Comes chip my tooth, do bomb Jesus?

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Speaker 3: So God the eighty is hding today, isn't it anyway?

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Speaker 3: So I put it in this, I put I make

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Speaker 3: a daughter bomb and I put it in my suitcase

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Speaker 3: bomb and it goes through in Auckland, straight through, no

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Speaker 3: questions asked, Like it didn't even get pulled over. I

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Speaker 3: was like miraculous. See you guys are finding that.

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Speaker 2: This is what funks me office so much about airport

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Speaker 2: security is and it happens all the time in New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: Christ's is so different to Auckland.

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Speaker 3: So different.

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Speaker 2: You go through nothing beats and then coming back you're

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Speaker 2: weorring exactly the same.

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Speaker 3: Thing, and and you're just like what Yeah, So I

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Speaker 3: couldn't believe this Dido bomb bomb didn't go off, So

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Speaker 3: I go. I had my weekend in Melbourne and then

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Speaker 3: coming back through, I've you know, repacked the dildo.

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Speaker 1: You're away two nights and bomb, where do you need

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Speaker 1: all this ship for two nights?

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Speaker 3: Because I had plans of story spread on the brown.

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Speaker 2: Bomb.

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Speaker 3: So then on the way back, I just assumed that

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Speaker 3: it was going to be the same situation because I

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Speaker 3: had I knew my toilet trees were separate in this,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, okay, well there you go. I've

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Speaker 3: got my Dodo bomb bomb and it goes through and

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Speaker 3: immediately gets pulled in.

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Speaker 2: This is that moment where you're watching your bag. It's

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Speaker 2: sitting there and it can either be.

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Speaker 3: Hovers at the point or so it gets pulled in.

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Speaker 3: And what I like to do is look ahead to

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Speaker 3: see who will be doing the rummaging, and I see

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Speaker 3: two mid fifty year old men. Oh yeah, okay, no

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Speaker 3: women know nothing, and I was like, this is gonna

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Speaker 3: be fun. And the guy likes he's looking through someone

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Speaker 3: else's bag and I'm standing there and popping my shoes

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Speaker 3: back on, and then he pulls in my suitcase. They

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Speaker 3: do that thing. Is this yours?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: It puts it up on the thing, and then like

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Speaker 3: you know, they pull up the screen and the information

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Speaker 3: gets set. And then I see the guy behind the

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Speaker 3: main guy is stearing at the screen and the guy

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Speaker 3: behind him just looking over his shoulder and be like,

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Speaker 3: you know, what do we got? And then the guy

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Speaker 3: just goes rolls his eyes and has a big light

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Speaker 3: smile on his face, and I clock eyes with him.

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Speaker 3: I was like mm hmm. And the guy the guy's

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Speaker 3: looking goes and he goes, is this yours? Is it?

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Speaker 3: And I said, yes, it sure is. He said, wow,

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Speaker 3: do you have a good weekend? Did you cheeky bass today?

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Speaker 3: I did.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna say you're a horny thing, aren't you?

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Speaker 3: No, No, he did it, but you could see it.

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Speaker 3: They were laugh They had the biggest smirks on their

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Speaker 3: faces and a good laugh.

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Speaker 1: I want to see check a bag next time. That's

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Speaker 1: so embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: Oh I don't care. I mean the things in this kit,

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Speaker 3: but I mean they Yeah, they would have had such

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Speaker 3: a good laugh. But I love that you even said

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Speaker 3: good week in there, and I just laughed as I

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Speaker 3: said thank you, and I went away and they were

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Speaker 3: having a good chuckle as I walked off. And then

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Speaker 3: I got home and unpacked my do Do Doo bomb