1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:04,000 Speaker 1: The Whole Aching Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kezy. 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:06,880 Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki. 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,960 Speaker 2: Well, it's skinned simple man on the Hidaki Big Show 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,800 Speaker 2: this Monday afternoon. You've got Kezy and Moga here, hoody 5 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 2: j is on holiday. Do you feel like another best 6 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,280 Speaker 2: of the Big Show moment made? 7 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:17,720 Speaker 3: Yeah? Man, roll one out? What do you got? 8 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 2: This one here is from January this year and it 9 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,360 Speaker 2: involves hoidy Ja getting canceled. 10 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 4: Often when you when you've got that sort of discomfort 11 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,479 Speaker 4: and pain, you create a bigger pain to distraint you 12 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:28,280 Speaker 4: from the pain. 13 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 3: Of your and your eyes. Yeah, totally. 14 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:34,280 Speaker 2: Or on your bullos riot Okay, so you. 15 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,520 Speaker 4: Or you put the deep heat on your noose. 16 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:38,560 Speaker 3: I get it. 17 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 4: We used to do that when we used to go 18 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 4: on a second fifteen rugby. Just rub a bit of 19 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:45,520 Speaker 4: deep heat on the bulloss. Go out there like raging bulls, flick. 20 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:46,519 Speaker 3: Each other with towels and there it. 21 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,159 Speaker 2: Well, someone who's actually suggesting here on three four right 22 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:51,320 Speaker 2: through that you flick the area with a wet tail. 23 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, where you go? 24 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 2: I guess that would put moisture into it and they 25 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 2: would help with the burn. 26 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 3: Speaking of burns. The old Chinese burn always works too cool. 27 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:04,400 Speaker 3: It's a shame because you had quite a cool career 28 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 3: up until now. 29 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, actually can you put me forward for 30 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:09,399 Speaker 2: dog Squad? 31 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 3: Actually, hey Pegs, you want to step up? Brother Jason 32 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:13,959 Speaker 3: has been canceled. 33 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,959 Speaker 2: The Big Show of course, with Keezy and old Mogi 34 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,600 Speaker 2: there and pretty exciting day to day, isn't it. 35 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 3: It's a bloody big day for us there, Kezy. I 36 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,959 Speaker 3: mean you and I have been doing this show for 37 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,759 Speaker 3: a while now, and yeah, you know, going from strengths 38 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,320 Speaker 3: to strength, but we thought it was time to bring 39 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,319 Speaker 3: in a new member of the team. We'd like to 40 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 3: welcome Sir James Pegsley Pegs, Welcome to the team. Brother. 41 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,120 Speaker 2: Hey, thanks guys. 42 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:40,880 Speaker 3: Wow ah lo no means the world. Yeah, you know, 43 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,959 Speaker 3: these opportunities kind of come out of nowhere and you've 44 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 3: just got to grab them. And I'm really grateful to 45 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 3: be here. 46 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 2: Well, the good thing is we've been developing you for 47 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 2: a while and we were just waiting for an opportunity 48 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:51,560 Speaker 2: to bring you in. Obviously, the person who used to 49 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:54,279 Speaker 2: sit in that chair, he massively blue things. 50 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 3: He's gone. 51 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 2: You're around, So I'm looking forward to the future with us. 52 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, and it's one of those things where 53 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 3: you've got to be prepared, which is why you have 54 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,320 Speaker 3: been doing a bunch of work with us, Sean. You 55 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 3: never know when things are going to go pear shaped. 56 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 3: And for those that are listen to the show, obviously 57 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,239 Speaker 3: you know the previous member of the team who I 58 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 3: always had my doubts about, I'd like to distance myself 59 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 3: from him. He said some things in that previous break 60 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 3: which were inexcusable, right, indefensible and just outright racist. They 61 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:24,919 Speaker 3: were actually so he's gone. He has gone, and. 62 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,799 Speaker 2: It's great to be on board Pugs, but look it's 63 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,799 Speaker 2: not dwell on the pass. Let's moved things alive. Absolutely. Yeah, 64 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,680 Speaker 2: we've got fifty long night and Day vouchers to give away, 65 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 2: so it's got eight hundred Hardarky and just see who's 66 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,080 Speaker 2: on the line, Hodarky. Who are speaking to? 67 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:41,280 Speaker 5: Oh you get a key, it's old Hoidy j here. 68 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 5: How are you fellows going? All right? 69 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,519 Speaker 3: What? Yeah? 70 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 2: We're going good mate? What do you want a fifty 71 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 2: dollars a night and day vouch? You do you think 72 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 2: that's going to help things? 73 00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:49,959 Speaker 3: Dear? 74 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 5: Wow, everyone that calls through and eight hundred hodek I 75 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 5: thought gets a fifty dollars voucher. She's been pretty full 76 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 5: on Fellers. I've just been escorted off the premises. So 77 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 5: I'm just outside in the street here having a Darry. Look. 78 00:03:03,919 --> 00:03:05,800 Speaker 5: The thing is, I just want to say, you know 79 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 5: that sometimes when you're doing live radio and that you know, 80 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 5: you can get a bit carried away. I've got over 81 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 5: excited there and I maybe said something I shouldn't have, 82 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 5: and it's miss you. You might be able to put 83 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 5: in a word with me to Bogsy or whatever and 84 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 5: just explain, you know, how live radio works in that mate. 85 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 3: I think once you start saying using phrases like Chinese burn, yeah, 86 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 3: for example, I think you really mean you've made your 87 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 3: own bed and you gotta lie it now. So yeah, 88 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 3: it's a shame, but yeah, Pugsy is on board. I 89 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 3: don't worry about the show man. It's going to be 90 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 3: great without you. Yeah, that's what you're worried about. 91 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 5: I could just, you know, have put in a word 92 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 5: for me or something like that. I mean, you know 93 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 5: how it works. I mean TJ said some shockers on 94 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:56,080 Speaker 5: Bloody Alive on here and Bloody you know sat my 95 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 5: bloody snus out for him. I mean, come on, fellow. 96 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 3: To be fear your snozzlers already stick it out exactly, 97 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:04,839 Speaker 3: so that doesn't really help. 98 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 2: And also, Jason, wasn't the phrase that you used. 99 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 3: It was the. 100 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 2: Tirade you went on during the ad break afterwards. It 101 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 2: was that sort of stuff. And to ask Magie to 102 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 2: go into Batfield, I mean, that's just that's bloody. That's 103 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:18,280 Speaker 2: terrible for his career, you know, Jason, if I can 104 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 2: just say, man like, no hard feelings, brother, you know, 105 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:25,239 Speaker 2: these things happen. Chapters doors closed, otherwise open. 106 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, if you were to make an apology, a public 107 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:35,159 Speaker 3: apology on here, you'd ever know you luck man. 108 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I'll see how we go. I will tell 109 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 5: you what I'm going to do with fellows. I might. 110 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 5: I might go to the Old Sky City. There you 111 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,239 Speaker 5: get on the Queen of the Nile. My latch won't 112 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:46,600 Speaker 5: have a. 113 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 3: Few beg you beg on the darts, You beg on 114 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 3: the darts. 115 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,280 Speaker 5: Well I am now, yeah, my career. I just got 116 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,640 Speaker 5: a call from dog Squad as well. You're not happy. 117 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 5: I don't know how they bloody found out about it. 118 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,480 Speaker 5: Gold Squad money that was us. 119 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,040 Speaker 3: We told her, I've I had I put a call 120 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 3: through to Broken Wood as well. You've been fired off there. 121 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,839 Speaker 3: I just wanted to give them the heads up. I've 122 00:05:08,839 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 3: talked to Jermaine Clement. You've been cut out of wellingson Paranormal. 123 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:13,839 Speaker 3: Ryan Goslins are happy. 124 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, well I'm not so worried about Wellington Paranormal, but 125 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,119 Speaker 5: all about others for I mean, Bloody Nora. 126 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:22,719 Speaker 2: So that was actually the first time that Jace almost 127 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 2: called him race. Isn't it funny that Jason actually got canceled. 128 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 2: We didn't have this back then, Mogi. But I'm just 129 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:31,279 Speaker 2: going to play one of these Yeah, the racism alarm. 130 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,600 Speaker 3: H well, that's why we brought that in. 131 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's right, just because he's done it too many times. 132 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 2: So don't forget. If you want to listen to any 133 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:39,480 Speaker 2: episode of the Big Show, they're all available where even 134 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:43,120 Speaker 2: get your podcasts from. Just search Hodaki and they're all 135 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 2: there for you. Here's some Shee Hard The Darky. 136 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,840 Speaker 1: Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue. 137 00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:51,800 Speaker 2: And Kissy Sound Going on The Hiducky Big Show five 138 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,520 Speaker 2: thirty six this Tuesday afternoon with Kezy and Mogi old 139 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,360 Speaker 2: Hoody joys away on holiday. So just to remind us 140 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,799 Speaker 2: of what we're missing out on, we've got old pugs 141 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:01,680 Speaker 2: on to light us up. Some best of the Big 142 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:05,880 Speaker 2: Show moments. This one, Mogi, is from September last year. 143 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,760 Speaker 2: Apparently it's about Hoidy J trying to start up a 144 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,240 Speaker 2: family business. Do you have any recollection of all notices? 145 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:12,599 Speaker 3: None at all. 146 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,760 Speaker 2: Literally nothing. It's just it's my brain is empty of 147 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 2: all memories past about a week ago. So here it 148 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:22,120 Speaker 2: is best of Hoidy J trying to start a family business. 149 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:24,479 Speaker 4: You know, Mogi, my wife and I have been spending 150 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 4: a little bit of time lately over the last month 151 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 4: of two trying to think of a family business that 152 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:29,839 Speaker 4: we can start. 153 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 3: Smart. You don't do much during the day, do you 154 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 3: sitting around on that? 155 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,800 Speaker 4: No, it makes you quite busy. I'm quite busy, but 156 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:40,640 Speaker 4: I don't have a business. Yeah, And you know, we've 157 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,880 Speaker 4: sort of flirted with the idea of like a cafe. 158 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:48,719 Speaker 4: Maybe that could work. I was really keen for a 159 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,280 Speaker 4: while on Hoidy Jay's milkshakes. 160 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 3: You bring all your shakes to your milkshakes to the yard. Hey, yeah, 161 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:56,680 Speaker 3: the boys to the yeah. 162 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 5: Yeah, you know and just having a little milkshake. 163 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:02,920 Speaker 4: So whereabout, Well, there's this vacant dairy next to us, 164 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,679 Speaker 4: and it's been vacant forever. And I just see myself 165 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 4: in one of those triangular little top hat things and whizzing. 166 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 2: Up just milkshaggs. 167 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe just milkshakes, just to be exclusive and really 168 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:15,440 Speaker 4: unique milkshake. 169 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,160 Speaker 3: It's not much chopping winter though. They don't really great 170 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:22,160 Speaker 3: games in winter. Or you can switch it over to 171 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 3: hot chocolate pies. 172 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe hot water bottles. It just never And then 173 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:31,160 Speaker 4: last night I had an epiphany. It was like what 174 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:35,520 Speaker 4: an epiphany? Oh yeah, and it just it's like a 175 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 4: clarion bell. It just comes as a family business. Why 176 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 4: don't I start a drug cartel? Because I've been watching 177 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,520 Speaker 4: the series Ken that I've been talking about on What's 178 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,440 Speaker 4: on the TV with Might but know it's all about 179 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 4: an Irish drug family, and I thought, actually this would 180 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,840 Speaker 4: be perfect. I've got four girls. They could each beat, 181 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 4: you know, run the main centers across the country. Right, 182 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:03,280 Speaker 4: They're all store launch as hell, good communicators. I got 183 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 4: in touch with Kei. 184 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:07,560 Speaker 2: Feet, remember key Feet Ridiculously from here and a half 185 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:08,200 Speaker 2: of yeah. 186 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, because he used to be in that business. And yeah, 187 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 4: but you know I offered to cut him into the deal. 188 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 4: Yeah mate, you get ten percent. And he's just been 189 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:26,320 Speaker 4: an absolute fund information about the dudes and of drugs, heroin, 190 00:08:26,560 --> 00:08:28,400 Speaker 4: whatever we can get from. 191 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:29,560 Speaker 2: Well, this is the. 192 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,800 Speaker 4: Thing, you know, We've got to find the sources. 193 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:32,160 Speaker 3: And stuff like that. 194 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:33,920 Speaker 4: I've got a few here and there that I could 195 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:37,240 Speaker 4: probably go and tap right and overseas as well. 196 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,480 Speaker 3: And then you get into the export importing sort of thing. 197 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:41,320 Speaker 3: That's a trick. You want to get into the big stuff, 198 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:44,840 Speaker 3: then oh look, I'm thinking bigger transactions less frequently. I'm 199 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,439 Speaker 3: thinking containers. And just make sure that the credit card 200 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,240 Speaker 3: when you're buying the drugs overseas, make sure the credit 201 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:54,199 Speaker 3: cards and your wife's name, so that's good. And when 202 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,040 Speaker 3: they're seeing the drugs over make sure it's addressed to 203 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:57,640 Speaker 3: your wife. 204 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:02,280 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, always Okay, Well, or made up. 205 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:07,320 Speaker 3: One of your daughters, sure, yeah, any youngest one, because 206 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,680 Speaker 3: she won't be able to go to proper prison, she'll 207 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,880 Speaker 3: just be put in a home. 208 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,520 Speaker 2: So but they won't believe that, you know, a fifteen 209 00:09:13,559 --> 00:09:16,640 Speaker 2: year old is important. Containers, I'll be honest. 210 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:17,760 Speaker 3: Days. 211 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:22,640 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, rndous I'll be honest with you, Mogi. Everything's 212 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 4: in my wife's name deliberately. So yeah, mate, the debts 213 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,640 Speaker 4: that I've racked up that she's going to find about 214 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,360 Speaker 4: sooner or later, it's going to be a nightmare. But yeah, 215 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,320 Speaker 4: in her name for sure. 216 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:32,760 Speaker 3: Yeah. 217 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,520 Speaker 2: Once you, once you get it up and running, you 218 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,000 Speaker 2: should get me and Mogi involved. 219 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:36,840 Speaker 3: Yeah. 220 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 4: I could see you as a mule. But the thing 221 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,079 Speaker 4: that worries me about you, Keezy Well is an ark. 222 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:46,439 Speaker 4: Well a you're an ark, and the irritable bowel of 223 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:49,280 Speaker 4: yours is concerns me, you know what I mean. Yeah, 224 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,800 Speaker 4: So I'm not sure that you could get a lot 225 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:55,280 Speaker 4: up there without a head causing some sort of midnight 226 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:59,760 Speaker 4: steamer explosion. And I can't have I can't have kilo 227 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:04,160 Speaker 4: yourself top quality gear, right, spray law over your shower. 228 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:09,440 Speaker 2: Cubical, the person I don't have a shower cubicle. I 229 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,960 Speaker 2: thought we were doing containers and then it changed to 230 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:14,880 Speaker 2: me spraying spraying a shower. 231 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,600 Speaker 3: But the fact that you have, you've stored kilos up 232 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:22,600 Speaker 3: there of quality gear also, according to me, after that 233 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,920 Speaker 3: sort of yann he here to you, the first thing 234 00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 3: that you were offended by was effect. You said you 235 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,760 Speaker 3: have a shower stool. 236 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:31,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, that does pass me after I do not have 237 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:31,600 Speaker 2: one of those. 238 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:32,200 Speaker 3: He does. 239 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,120 Speaker 2: Hey, don't forget every single episode of The Hudaky Big 240 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,520 Speaker 2: Show ever available. Wherever get your partties from if you 241 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,439 Speaker 2: want to go back and listen to some some oldipps. 242 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,920 Speaker 2: Just said Jaky Big Show. We get your parties from 243 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,800 Speaker 2: his guns, says Rocket Queen. 244 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,679 Speaker 1: The Whole Aku Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy 245 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:54,040 Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki. 246 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,960 Speaker 2: Whole Celebrity Skin. It is twenty six minutes past five 247 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,760 Speaker 2: on the Hudaky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. You've got 248 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,439 Speaker 2: Kezy and Mogi here, and Murgi's looking to put himself 249 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:03,280 Speaker 2: onto a bit of a budget. So you're cutting back 250 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,880 Speaker 2: on all the all the things in life you don't need. Yeah, 251 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,080 Speaker 2: tramming back. 252 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:10,600 Speaker 3: Yep, you call them luxuries. Don't you keep the one? 253 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:16,359 Speaker 3: So for me? That is uh Sky Sport Yeah gone? 254 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:20,080 Speaker 3: So no, no India Test Match? No, what's that three 255 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,080 Speaker 3: Tests series? I don't get to watch any of that. 256 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 3: I imagine the All Blacks are also on Sky that's 257 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:29,240 Speaker 3: coming up. They've got the Northern Tour, the yere. So, yeah, 258 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:32,200 Speaker 3: that's that's a little sacrifice I'm willing to make. The 259 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:35,120 Speaker 3: darts have got to go. That's they've just got to go. Yeah, 260 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,360 Speaker 3: I mean that's the first, no brain. As much as 261 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,480 Speaker 3: I love them, they've got to go. So we'll see 262 00:11:39,480 --> 00:11:41,040 Speaker 3: how on that last you guys might have heard me 263 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaker 3: mentioned them before. I'm off the booze, right, okay, completely, well, 264 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,800 Speaker 3: I'm off the booze unless it's already in our house. Right, 265 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,839 Speaker 3: there's also boxes that to you around here? Oh yeah, 266 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:54,000 Speaker 3: I can still I forget about that. Yeah, so I've 267 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:57,280 Speaker 3: given up buying booze buying. You can still steal it 268 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:59,120 Speaker 3: or take it from work. Yeah, that's the way to go. 269 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,640 Speaker 3: But yeah, there's a few ideas that have come through 270 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:06,480 Speaker 3: you here. On three four eight three keysy, somebody here 271 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:11,040 Speaker 3: sees run to work. You'll save on petrol and it'll 272 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,000 Speaker 3: keep you in pretty good. Nick. 273 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:16,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, how far away is your house from here? 274 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,560 Speaker 3: Too fair to run? Yeah? 275 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:20,719 Speaker 2: Three k wow, that seems like the perfect distance to run, 276 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,240 Speaker 2: to be honest. 277 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:24,360 Speaker 3: What about coffee? Go back to freeze drive inster. Yeah, 278 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,280 Speaker 3: I mean I could quite happily get rid of coffee. 279 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:29,280 Speaker 3: I don't buy coffees. I don't buy coffees out because 280 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:32,040 Speaker 3: I think they're a rip, right, but we do get 281 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:34,240 Speaker 3: there like the plunger stuff at home, right, So I 282 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:35,920 Speaker 3: could get rid of that. So that's going on the list. 283 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,760 Speaker 2: Coffee, Okay, coffee, because I just one of the best 284 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,360 Speaker 2: things I've ever done is just I love instant coffee. 285 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,000 Speaker 3: I prefer get rid of that as well. I mean 286 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,080 Speaker 3: you don't have I mean I'm not getting rid of it. 287 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,240 Speaker 3: I need it to operate. 288 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,640 Speaker 2: Someone here, and you actually used to do this when 289 00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:52,880 Speaker 2: you were living on Wayhiki for a while there. You 290 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,880 Speaker 2: don't flush the toilet if it was sort of if 291 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,160 Speaker 2: it's yellow lit at mellow situation, that's right, and have 292 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,280 Speaker 2: really short showers. 293 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:00,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, could do that, yep, do that. 294 00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 2: Also cut back on the laser sessions and sessions and 295 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:11,040 Speaker 2: just invest in a battery hedge trimmer. Yeah yeah, probably 296 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,400 Speaker 2: not powerful in our fast well probably. 297 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:16,640 Speaker 3: It's in you know, it's probably a bit of an overkill, 298 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:20,160 Speaker 3: to be honest with you. They've been lasered within laser 299 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,640 Speaker 3: to death almost down there. So I don't think the 300 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,640 Speaker 3: MCKID is going to be much used to me. 301 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:27,280 Speaker 2: Okay, someone saying here, you could just buy one pair 302 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,400 Speaker 2: of shoelacers at a time rather than six pairs. 303 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:32,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a callback to when I was unable to 304 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,600 Speaker 3: buy shoelacers and all you could do is buy a 305 00:13:34,679 --> 00:13:37,760 Speaker 3: six pack of eighteen different colors. That's right. Yeah, so 306 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,640 Speaker 3: it'll be interesting to see how we go. I've got 307 00:13:39,679 --> 00:13:40,200 Speaker 3: some ideas. 308 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,320 Speaker 2: Okay, go you can put the up raise the price 309 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,640 Speaker 2: of your selfies. When so next time you're in the 310 00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:48,560 Speaker 2: Cordy Lounge and Tom York wants a photo with you, 311 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,719 Speaker 2: because what's your current rate sixty sixty, you can put 312 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,600 Speaker 2: that up seventy. I don't think anyone would worry. 313 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,200 Speaker 3: That's still key. 314 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:58,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, you could get a job. I'll get Jason to 315 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,000 Speaker 2: represent you. Maybe get you some acting work. Yeah, because 316 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,280 Speaker 2: that's dried up. So he has dried up. 317 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,480 Speaker 3: But a little bit of voice where it could be 318 00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:06,439 Speaker 3: nice actually chezy if you can help me out there. 319 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,000 Speaker 2: Wow, I mean not everyone's born with a great voice. 320 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:15,400 Speaker 2: You could get a flatmate. You we're talking you, your wife, 321 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,200 Speaker 2: your daughter is a great flatmate, right, you know, because 322 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 2: there could be an extra sor one hundred and fiftywo 323 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,360 Speaker 2: hundred bucks a week. Maybe I'm not sure you could 324 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,680 Speaker 2: use a cheaper supplier for your hair hats. 325 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,440 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but they're bought and paid for already. Okay, 326 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,000 Speaker 3: they have done. Yeah, you got to hear it. That's 327 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:31,960 Speaker 3: pretty good life. 328 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, those are all great ideas. Keep them coming. 329 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,280 Speaker 2: On three four eight three, Like, for example, one literally 330 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:40,200 Speaker 2: just came through. You could buy less white tight T shirts. 331 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:44,120 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's almost luxuries. 332 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, I don't know about that. You 333 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,120 Speaker 3: can never have too many woman's size small T shirts. 334 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,720 Speaker 3: I completely agree, and that's the beauty of it. My 335 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,440 Speaker 3: wife and I share them. I'm going to do I'll 336 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:58,600 Speaker 3: be doing an update of budget this weekend and on Monday. 337 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:02,040 Speaker 3: How much of how much of off more weekly out guns? 338 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,440 Speaker 2: Okay, how much you've lays it off your weekly out? 339 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,600 Speaker 2: All those suggestions on three four three in the draw 340 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,160 Speaker 2: for a twoy price pack to keep them coming. 341 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:13,360 Speaker 1: The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and. 342 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:17,160 Speaker 2: Kisy stephen Nix. There is just seventeen thirteen minutes to 343 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,320 Speaker 2: five on The Huducky Big Show with Kezy and Mogi. 344 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,640 Speaker 2: Old Hoidy j is still on holiday back Monday though, 345 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:27,320 Speaker 2: and Mogi, I need some sage advice which traditionally. 346 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,680 Speaker 3: You know type I've got man, Yeah. 347 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,760 Speaker 2: And traditionally I get a lot of my advice from 348 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 2: Hoidy j Yeah. Well exactly to be honesome. Starting to 349 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,400 Speaker 2: think you might be trying to steer me wrong. I've 350 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,920 Speaker 2: recently started my own business, right, a company which I'll 351 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,800 Speaker 2: be operating through in media. Yeah okay, because just you know, 352 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,520 Speaker 2: you've got little bits and pieces going on, you want 353 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,320 Speaker 2: to funnel it all through one little business, which I've 354 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:52,240 Speaker 2: called Keezy Industries, right, So that's now up and running. 355 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,440 Speaker 2: And the reason being is I want to make the 356 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,680 Speaker 2: most and take advantage of like you know, you've got 357 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:59,200 Speaker 2: your business expenses and all this sort of stuff. 358 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,880 Speaker 3: And you're looking at dodge of text. Man. 359 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,360 Speaker 2: Now I don't want to dodge the text. I just 360 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:06,360 Speaker 2: want to fully jews all right, yep, No, I will 361 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,760 Speaker 2: pay my jews. I just I just want to utilize 362 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:12,720 Speaker 2: fully the fact that I have a company, you know, 363 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,880 Speaker 2: Keysy Industries. So the thing I'm still trying to get 364 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:18,200 Speaker 2: my head around. I don't want to splash out for 365 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:21,040 Speaker 2: an accountant, no, because I'll just get some knowledge off 366 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:25,000 Speaker 2: old Mogi. Because you heaps of businesses, you still yeah, 367 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,040 Speaker 2: so I want to know what what is and what 368 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:33,640 Speaker 2: isn't a business expense. So for example, Sky Sport slash Netflix, Yes, 369 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,880 Speaker 2: we do a television business expense because we do a 370 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:41,200 Speaker 2: television review thing here I work on yeah commentary, So 371 00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:44,800 Speaker 2: that's okay, cool, A little techniques to that. I do 372 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,960 Speaker 2: a video game podcast, the Extremely Casual Gamers Podcasts. Does 373 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:51,640 Speaker 2: that mean that I can get as a PlayStation game 374 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,440 Speaker 2: a business expense? 375 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:52,880 Speaker 3: Yes? 376 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,560 Speaker 2: Sweet, okay, I'm just going to tick that. What about 377 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:01,000 Speaker 2: if I buy like a pink jacket because it becomes 378 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,640 Speaker 2: content here on the show is his pink jacket which 379 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,399 Speaker 2: is actually faded written? Is that a business expense? 380 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,080 Speaker 3: I mean you have to walk around and look like 381 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:11,959 Speaker 3: a tool, but you know you do get to some 382 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:12,680 Speaker 3: of that off. 383 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:16,560 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, percentage, which is worth it. What about 384 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,359 Speaker 2: this might be weird, but like let's say throat lozenges 385 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,679 Speaker 2: or vocal zones to protect your money maker, your voice box, 386 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:27,720 Speaker 2: I would say yes, wow, okay, yeah, tick raizor blades 387 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:33,520 Speaker 2: so I can maintain my trademark. Sorry, what so I 388 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,160 Speaker 2: can maintain my trademarks? 389 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,400 Speaker 3: Your appearance does is regarded as an expense? Wow? 390 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:38,640 Speaker 5: Yeah? 391 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a presenter. 392 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:44,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, so literally, anything about my opinion, cut my haircut? Yeah, 393 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,480 Speaker 2: what about like my head and shoulders that I get 394 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,280 Speaker 2: at the supermarket for. 395 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:51,240 Speaker 3: Hidden shoulders for your dan draft shocking by the way 396 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:52,040 Speaker 3: count to. 397 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,200 Speaker 2: Okay, good because I mow through that stuff, So you 398 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,439 Speaker 2: wouldn't have to deal with that because you've got a 399 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,959 Speaker 2: hair hat. Okay cool. What about, for example, if I 400 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,760 Speaker 2: go to the chiropractice, Yeah, because we yell backbone all 401 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,920 Speaker 2: the time. Is that it's a straight Okay, it's straight? 402 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:04,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, you can claim that. 403 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,840 Speaker 2: Okay, tech, this is great. I want to be able 404 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,600 Speaker 2: to claim most stuff, Like what about porkmants? 405 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 3: Absolutely because it's content heavy, heavy content. 406 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 2: And so if I just went home to my wife 407 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,840 Speaker 2: to be fair, actually anything I buy my wad. 408 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,920 Speaker 3: W yeah yeah, yeah, awesome, it's all good. 409 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,359 Speaker 2: I can just say it's for her and then just 410 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:25,720 Speaker 2: keep it. So if I just went home to Los 411 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,640 Speaker 2: just we're just gonna eat porkmants, because I can write 412 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,720 Speaker 2: it off as a business experience. Yeah, as long as 413 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,639 Speaker 2: we talk about porkmants every now and then, that's right. 414 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,959 Speaker 3: You talk about your experiences of cooking porkmants, of eating 415 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:38,520 Speaker 3: portmant of doing the dishes. They had portmants on it. Yeah. 416 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:43,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, what about boozezy steam steam? 417 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:45,639 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, work. 418 00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:48,919 Speaker 2: Expense Okay, great button mushrooms. 419 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:52,679 Speaker 3: Oh well, I know that's more your different meaning, right, Okay, 420 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:57,560 Speaker 3: you can talk about but mushrooms. But I think given 421 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,920 Speaker 3: that they actually mean men's downs to you is like 422 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:02,760 Speaker 3: how many how many men's downstairs we're looking to buy 423 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:03,679 Speaker 3: and or rent? 424 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:08,679 Speaker 2: Like a punnet. Okay, well I'll put I won't include 425 00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:12,080 Speaker 2: X that one. I mean, yeah, what about this one 426 00:19:12,119 --> 00:19:16,800 Speaker 2: because you must mow through these tissues? Tissues? Business expense. 427 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:22,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a business expense. Funny just generally funny caterpillar 428 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,240 Speaker 3: tops and stuff like that, which I know you get 429 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,720 Speaker 3: for free. Yeah, and that you find in rubbish bins, 430 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,800 Speaker 3: but you could still sort of put a value on 431 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:31,160 Speaker 3: it and then claim that back. 432 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:33,360 Speaker 2: All right, thanks Mogi, Thank you very much. 433 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,160 Speaker 3: No worries, mate, you're in you're probably going to get audited. 434 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:40,720 Speaker 1: The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy 435 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,159 Speaker 1: tune in week days at four on Radio. 436 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:43,679 Speaker 3: Hold a key,