Speaker 1: From the ZDM podcast Networking. This is for the Police.
Speaker 1: Haley's Big Hard thanks to animates making Happy Cabin for pits.
Speaker 1: Good Morning, Happy Friday, Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughn
Speaker 1: and Haley. Helloo made it? We did make it? Yep.
Speaker 1: Top six coming up. Vaughn, Yeah, we I wrote two,
Speaker 1: which was weird. Do you want to do that? You
Speaker 1: hardly even write one? I know, I know, I wrote two.
Speaker 1: Well you've picked one.
Speaker 2: Top six signs Our oceans are warm and faster than
Speaker 2: everybody else's news that New Zealand ocean is a woman
Speaker 2: thirty four percent.
Speaker 1: Faster than the global average, which was harmind us to hear.
Speaker 1: Is it actually a reason why? Um, we're just down
Speaker 1: the bottom? Yeah, closest to the sung Is it the
Speaker 1: ozone hole? Again? Is it the ozone hole?
Speaker 2: Everybody's back using those nineteen seventies fridge freezers, the CFCs.
Speaker 1: CFC's what they called was it was putting the hole
Speaker 1: on the other. Yeah. That was from Spray's I think. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But well look, okay, we've got the top six reasons
Speaker 1: coming up soon on the show.
Speaker 3: Play z MS, Fleashbourne and Haley Lawrence Watkins.
Speaker 1: There's a name. This is a normal name.
Speaker 3: He's a key with guy former librarian, apparently very softly spoken,
Speaker 3: married the love of his life.
Speaker 1: Well, it has to be selfly spoken, working library.
Speaker 3: Yet all that sort of key to the role, isn't
Speaker 3: it If you had a big, booming voice, Guy Williams
Speaker 3: could never work in a.
Speaker 1: Library or say that, it'd be very disruptive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this is going viral online that it happened
Speaker 3: a number of years ago. He was reading the fantastic
Speaker 3: book that is the Guinness World Records.
Speaker 1: Yes, and he was.
Speaker 3: Looking through being like, oh, I can't do any of this.
Speaker 3: I'm not strong or particularly good at anything in this way.
Speaker 3: What are some records you can break easily, you know,
Speaker 3: without any skill.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And what he figured.
Speaker 3: Out was names, Okay, name things, because what you do
Speaker 3: is just sort of changer. So he paid four hundred
Speaker 3: dollars and decided that he was going to go for
Speaker 3: the world's longest name.
Speaker 1: And that is a record he holds.
Speaker 3: But now we couldn't beat it, So he'll probably hold
Speaker 3: it forever because the name has taken the absolute purse.
Speaker 1: He has two thousand and.
Speaker 3: Three hundred and twenty I believe middle names.
Speaker 1: But that's easy enough for someone to beat. They've just
Speaker 1: got to But now they put a ruler up, or
Speaker 1: have they?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and they were like, no, we can't be doing anymore.
Speaker 3: New Zealand has, Zealand has, but lots of countries do
Speaker 3: as well. So he yeah, has over twenty three hundred
Speaker 3: middle names. Okay, so Lawrence is his first name, Watkins,
Speaker 3: the last Ellen, Alloy, aloyas Alpha gi Ellen alerd Alwyn, Alessandra,
Speaker 3: ah Ambros, andre Andrea, Andreas, Andrew. And it goes on
Speaker 3: and for a while there's belfers are believe ben Adito,
Speaker 3: ben Addict, been Addictine, Bennett. Okay, goes alphabetical for a bit,
Speaker 3: and then I think he realizes he doesn't have an enough.
Speaker 1: Okay, we start jumping around. We're back.
Speaker 3: We go from Jay to c for a little bit,
Speaker 3: and we go back, and then at one point he's like,
Speaker 3: I'm sick of English. He was working with a lovely
Speaker 3: Mary woman at the time. He's like, hook me up
Speaker 3: right with some Maori names. So if we scroll down
Speaker 3: to page four of six of his middle names, yeah,
Speaker 3: we start to see a little bit of tailor Mary.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 3: I'm seeing some Takashi, Hajimi, Abiko, hiro Yuki a Japanese
Speaker 3: and I. So we've got Japanese. Then we head to
Speaker 3: Mali Land. Then we head because he actually in the
Speaker 3: library as well with.
Speaker 1: With some on fella. Oh okay. So it was like
Speaker 1: give some names.
Speaker 3: Yeah to all awful lava. Can I get a little
Speaker 3: bit of that. So we've got some two finger to Milo, Arona, Falini, Mantua,
Speaker 3: to a Ori.
Speaker 1: He's not Mary or some generals, just a white dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, here's Fuka fik muka.
Speaker 1: He just added them all. So this was officially done
Speaker 1: through birth desk marriages.
Speaker 3: Yes, which you couldn't do now. They it's straight to
Speaker 3: say no.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So when he signs official documents, he will says something
Speaker 3: like he's a Department of Justice. I comma, yeah, see
Speaker 3: attached documents for Christian name okay.
Speaker 1: And then he'll upload it.
Speaker 3: And then if he does things like on his passport,
Speaker 3: he just has the two first.
Speaker 1: Middle names, okay, right, Alan Alloys okay, so wild.
Speaker 3: When he got married, they have to say as a
Speaker 3: previous marriage celebrant, you have to say their legal name.
Speaker 1: What it took twenty minutes.
Speaker 2: Was everybody just lining the whole time I've been to
Speaker 2: weddings with a celebrant, can't even get the first name right?
Speaker 3: No, not, I know, rather than traverse four to five
Speaker 3: different languages over twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Would it be annulled if you mispronounced the name or
Speaker 1: you missed the name another I mean, no one's there
Speaker 1: checking it. Yeah, but I was going to say, like
Speaker 1: there's a loophole. Here's one.
Speaker 3: I've just saying, we've got some Latin names, okay, but
Speaker 3: then we've got some real doozies here. Here's a name
Speaker 3: hr E O D so hurry yeah, b E R
Speaker 3: O R h T. I mean that's just like he's
Speaker 3: between on his keyboard.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, when did he do this? Because nineteen ninety two, right,
Speaker 1: and then soon after they were like, make a change
Speaker 1: to stop that happening. They just right, we can't be
Speaker 1: doing that, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Because people who's going to be like, well, I'll go
Speaker 3: one more, and I'll go one more.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's a record he still holds, and he
Speaker 3: got his dream of being in the Guinness World Records.
Speaker 1: I mean, most people just learn to balance something on
Speaker 1: the head, you know, for a minute, for ages you know,
Speaker 1: like that would be a lot easier.
Speaker 3: Also, like he wouldn't be able to say them. You
Speaker 3: can't remember two thousand names. Yeah, ridiculous plays it ms
Speaker 3: Fledgeborn and Haley.
Speaker 2: Let me hit you with the headline stats hit us.
Speaker 2: Fifty two percent of US gamers are woman and twenty
Speaker 2: two percent of players are over sixty five years old.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's could you mention playing Call of Duty? And like,
Speaker 1: I don't know worth grandad? Yeah, Grandma said's a bit like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is the thing. When I was a kid and
Speaker 1: we go to Anzac Day services. Yeah, there was the
Speaker 1: odd World War One vet still hanging around. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: like the World War Two, lots of World War two
Speaker 1: is and now how many World War two vets could
Speaker 1: be possibly have left. It wouldn't be many. That has
Speaker 1: to be over one hundred years old now to have
Speaker 1: served in that in that war there was you know,
Speaker 1: like that's given me that that's given me a little
Speaker 1: bit of a little bit of the pingin here to
Speaker 1: watch Band of Brothers. Oh could be one of the
Speaker 1: greatest television series. Go Away for our friend for our friendship?
Speaker 1: Weekend is not watching movies? Is there time to watch
Speaker 1: a couple of episodes. We've got have you got activities playing?
Speaker 1: Hailey and I have got activities planned. There's no time
Speaker 1: towards the Band of Brothers. If we go all the waiter,
Speaker 1: could we watch it on in transit, but there's no
Speaker 1: time for that time we drive. Oh yeah, we'll get
Speaker 1: cast sick. You know now I get Also, you're in
Speaker 1: the backset, I'm getting the front. I absolutely can't sit
Speaker 1: in the backseat. You're next to the mini fridge and
Speaker 1: the tin too. Horn makes up the fact that he
Speaker 1: has car sickness, so he always gets the front seat.
Speaker 1: And it's bullshit. I've never seen him sick in a car.
Speaker 1: It's because I always sit in the front seat, always
Speaker 1: gets his way. It's not fair, back, prove it, vomit
Speaker 1: in my car. The average game of worldwide is forty
Speaker 1: one years old. Yeah, Italy has the oldest average at
Speaker 1: fifty and China has the youngest at thirty one. Thirty
Speaker 1: one percent of game is a male, forty eight percent
Speaker 1: of female. That's worldwide. Now do they are they counting
Speaker 1: because technically produces Shannon, you play we go, You're gonna
Speaker 1: ask with the definition of I's gonna say the definition of.
Speaker 3: Game, because I'm imagining the big curved screen, headphones with
Speaker 3: the little microphone on.
Speaker 1: All fime, whereas it Shannon getting up at four in
Speaker 1: the morning to do a farm.
Speaker 3: I love my heyday, but also I do Word all
Speaker 3: every single day. I've got one hundred and fifty days streak,
Speaker 3: no need to bring.
Speaker 1: So what's a gamer?
Speaker 2: Gaming is now encompassing mobile and casual games such as
Speaker 2: Word or Soul or SKU.
Speaker 1: You're a game shooters crush too. Wait, that makes my
Speaker 1: mum a gamer? Yeah, because she does word every day.
Speaker 2: The most popular gaming devices a mobile phone or tablet,
Speaker 2: expanding the definition and demographics of gamers.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, your anti playing Candy Crush on the plane.
Speaker 1: That's me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm Candy Crush on the plane. I can't wait
Speaker 3: to fly to Melbourne today and play some Candy Crush.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But the real gamers, your big set ups with the
Speaker 3: talking and PlayStation and stuff, they'll probably reject that term,
Speaker 3: that definition of the game.
Speaker 1: One big family, it's a game community. Gamers report that
Speaker 1: they play to reduce stress and loneliness, boost creativity and
Speaker 1: mental sharpness, and strengthens problem solving and teamwork skills. Seventy
Speaker 1: six percent of gaming improve their problem solving abilities, according
Speaker 1: to them, and half said have benefit of their professional development.
Speaker 2: That's somebody who's been caught playing word at work. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: all I do when I play wordlers just constantly reminded
Speaker 2: how many five little words I've completely forgotten?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, but also like, how crazy is it going
Speaker 1: to be that, you know, as the younger or anyone
Speaker 1: that's grown up with gaming does get to retirement age,
Speaker 1: you're just going to sit in a w Renstone playing games. Dude?
Speaker 1: How great would be like old school land party but
Speaker 1: a Halo three justus just caught it up with the boys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get a land party going. Yeah, r made up ie
Speaker 1: the Ryman's got good Wi Fi or some land plug.
Speaker 1: They'll burn it out, they'll burn it through. Yeah, dedicated
Speaker 1: I reckon. The Rhymans is going to come with the
Speaker 1: dedicated lane and some gaming chairs, and the gaming chairs
Speaker 1: will have to, like, I don't know, have a kind
Speaker 1: of a tiltart to get about to get you out
Speaker 1: of the gaming chair off to the tour. Just a
Speaker 1: mobile gaming chair to get into the toilet. What do
Speaker 1: you think people are going to go to the toilet
Speaker 1: if we're old. We can just go wheeze in our
Speaker 1: nappis that we're wearing.
Speaker 3: And lovely long campaign, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the AI nurse will rolling and the robot AO
Speaker 1: nurse will just roll in and wipe us, play splitchborne
Speaker 1: and taily well. Last night with vaced my throat to
Speaker 1: top sixes.
Speaker 2: One of them was the top six stamps, the top
Speaker 2: six things our stamps would smell like, because in France
Speaker 2: there's been a collector's edition French Croissant scented stamps.
Speaker 3: Is it like those scratch and sniff stickies from the nineties, Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I loved those.
Speaker 1: But last time I seen a postcard it was two
Speaker 1: dollars a postcard. Yeah, didn't they say this week they're
Speaker 1: going to scale back post days even more in some
Speaker 1: region three days a week rural, and I think we're
Speaker 1: going to be down to two days a week. Can't be.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember, Like I was seening couriers all
Speaker 1: the time, but like, when's the last time I seen
Speaker 1: a letter? Like, I can't even remember.
Speaker 3: I empty my mailbox just when I start to see
Speaker 3: it sort of stuffing.
Speaker 1: Out this lot that that's why your parking fines go
Speaker 1: to Baycorp porn. Yeah, and it's why your house keeps
Speaker 1: getting robbed because it doesn't look like anyone's home. Always
Speaker 1: remember that was the thing of someone in the neighborhood
Speaker 1: went away. Could someone please empty my mailbox? I don't
Speaker 1: want people knowing I'm not a sign way ads on TV?
Speaker 3: Didn't they about that closed mailbox? Stuffed?
Speaker 2: So they are apparently not the first time the French
Speaker 2: have delved into a sniffy stamp. Apparently they had scratches
Speaker 2: the stamps that smelled like burgetts ahead of the Summer Games.
Speaker 1: In twenty four Oh what does it beget? Smell like
Speaker 1: just bread? Has that buttery? That buttery smell of yuma?
Speaker 1: What's ther bestress on?
Speaker 3: Because sometimes I will go a chocolate but then sometimes
Speaker 3: when get a real rich almond with the paste in
Speaker 3: the middle.
Speaker 1: But they with a nice ham and cheese ham ches,
Speaker 1: ham and cheese.
Speaker 3: Every time ham and cheese. You know who doesn't got
Speaker 3: ham and cheese daily bread?
Speaker 1: They do? Oh I do need crosshole?
Speaker 2: What did they call a ham and cheese croissant? Because
Speaker 2: don't they call it just a toast or whatever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a sandwich though, that's a sandwich.
Speaker 3: Croissantejummel croissan yeahenbon.
Speaker 1: Homage, oh man.
Speaker 3: Having just been in France and I would like to
Speaker 3: just sort of flip it must be nice, and it was.
Speaker 3: They do do croissants fantastically.
Speaker 1: I mean that it's this, isn't it? I would be
Speaker 1: disappointed over the way France would be like, I've got
Speaker 1: a bit of one back home. What happens some how
Speaker 1: good is a real oily croissant you're eating. They've got
Speaker 1: to be buttery and the oil from the cheese has
Speaker 1: almost also oiled out. That's going to be a problem
Speaker 1: with the stamp, so you know when you lead it
Speaker 1: getting oily greasy. I hope the stamps aren't greasy.
Speaker 2: Stamps smell like ason. As I wrote a top six,
Speaker 2: I got some ideas to better.
Speaker 1: Lamb Lamb didn't even have lamb.
Speaker 2: You didn't have sauce lamb lam imagine lambington rather than
Speaker 2: pad yep a raspberry.
Speaker 1: I had sausage roll, real punch. Yeah. Or they can
Speaker 1: just a tomato tomato sauce, scratch and snuff stamp like
Speaker 1: a water your hands after you've been fishing fish and
Speaker 1: chip shop. Fish and chip shop would be a good one.
Speaker 1: Oil and firsh like greases. This is great. Well that's
Speaker 1: almost got a sort of been great if we still
Speaker 1: posted letters. Yeah that one play ems fletched Vorn and
Speaker 1: Haley play ms flesh Onorn and Haley from your local
Speaker 1: community Facebook page. This is the top Sex Shelder and
Speaker 1: good morning shopping news.
Speaker 2: The New Zealand oceans are warming thirty four percent faster
Speaker 2: than the global average.
Speaker 1: Why, um do they know? Multiple reasons. All the hot
Speaker 1: water goes to the bottom. The hot water comes to
Speaker 1: the top like hot air. Right, But we're actually the
Speaker 1: Earth's upside down, so we're at the top, not the bottom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're tops. All this time, we've been tops bottoms.
Speaker 3: You thought it's we're at the bottom. Where were the bottom?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right know, we're the tops. Okay, No, it's climate change.
Speaker 1: We're seeing it. I am around US ocean current flows. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know how we're getting slammed by more storms and stuff. Yep,
Speaker 1: it's all to do with ocean currents, climbing winds. You know.
Speaker 1: I like to look on the positive things in life.
Speaker 1: Lovely to get the water just means we've got less
Speaker 1: cooking time when it comes to seafood, because it's already
Speaker 1: slightly that was that was one of the ones on
Speaker 1: today's top six, So you have to come up with
Speaker 1: number three. Now you have a funny funny guy. That's
Speaker 1: the new rule. If anyone blows any of the.
Speaker 2: One on the again, just come up with one. So
Speaker 2: you're probably going to say number one, number three, and
Speaker 2: then you're gonna have to come up with the number
Speaker 2: one that's on you cycle.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, well I'll get into it. Then.
Speaker 2: The top six signs our oceans are warming faster than
Speaker 2: everyone else. Number six on the list. The whales are
Speaker 2: skinny now because they don't need the blubber.
Speaker 1: Keep themselves warm. The actually really quite hot, like must Land.
Speaker 1: I saw one and I caught a few weeks ago
Speaker 1: and it was on his impact. It was so rapped
Speaker 1: trying to get.
Speaker 3: A little o the impic needle through all the blabbah.
Speaker 1: Though you have to carpoon, like my grandfather told me
Speaker 1: about this, and they're like, man, I'm not hungry for krill.
Speaker 1: I don't even think about crow touching.
Speaker 2: I am hardly touching my krill. A number five on
Speaker 2: the less of the top Sex signs our oceans. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: You don't have to come up with number three. I'll
Speaker 1: change it slightly. Number three out.
Speaker 2: Number five on the less of the top sex signs
Speaker 2: Our oceans are warming faster than everyone else. The octopus
Speaker 2: is carrying two sun umbrellas, three bottles of sunscreen, two
Speaker 2: water bottles, and a la boo boo.
Speaker 1: Of course, just because everyone's got everybody, one of those
Speaker 1: eight octopus arms has to be for aboot. Yeah. God,
Speaker 1: you'd go through a whole pump liddle of sunscreen if
Speaker 1: you're an octopus.
Speaker 3: Trying to put it on, but you keep sucking yourself,
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Each time getting stuck to yourself.
Speaker 2: I think is the better way of put it out
Speaker 2: myself measure, trying to put on sunscreen and up sucking yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I did sort of get confused.
Speaker 2: Number four on the last of the top sex signs
Speaker 2: Our oceans are warming faster than ree ouse.
Speaker 1: The First Seals have all got Brazilians wrapped out back.
Speaker 1: Yeah pretty good. God, the whales are on his impact.
Speaker 1: Brazilian against bold First Seals would be getting laser treatment
Speaker 1: for him.
Speaker 2: But of course then they can't be in the sun
Speaker 2: and they've got no choice. Number three on the least
Speaker 2: of the top sex signs our oceans that were warming
Speaker 2: faster than everyone else. The muscles come pre steamed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: nice already said that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, any it feels like, yeah, did you make it
Speaker 1: last night at eight fifty eight when the email was
Speaker 1: in No, indeed actually probably last sleep. I was fast
Speaker 1: asleep for an hour by then. Instead of a bitch.
Speaker 2: Number two in the least of the top six signs
Speaker 2: our ocean is a woman faster than aree else. We
Speaker 2: haven't seen an iceberg since that one that we put
Speaker 2: that sheep on. Yeah, that was wildly did that a
Speaker 2: silly rop?
Speaker 1: Shrinked the sheep? The og the real one? Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was the real one. And for those that don't remember,
Speaker 1: or maybe you're listening to the show from overseas on
Speaker 1: the podcast Shrinked the Sheep New Zealand two thousand and
Speaker 1: I don't know when it was, but there was a
Speaker 1: large iceberg that had broken off and was down the
Speaker 1: south off the coast of Dunedin.
Speaker 3: Was it?
Speaker 1: And they flew a giant sheep and put it on
Speaker 1: a giant sheep. They shrieked the sheep. The story of
Speaker 1: the backstory shrinked.
Speaker 2: The sheep was he had gone hosting in the high
Speaker 2: country and hadn't been shaved for something like seven years,
Speaker 2: and it was crazy like he looked insane, yeah, and
Speaker 2: was kind of friendly, and they shaved them. They auctioned
Speaker 2: off as wall for charity, right, because then he became
Speaker 2: like a little bit of a celebrity, got flow into
Speaker 2: an iceberg and a helicopter, Wild.
Speaker 1: Said on the Iceland. It was just like, as well
Speaker 1: prot of the Wildest Adventure. Sheeps' ahead, why have you
Speaker 1: done this to me? And now take me home? And
Speaker 1: he died on during the sixth twenty eleven and taris
Speaker 1: a moment for Shrek. Shrek and number one on.
Speaker 2: The Less of the Chop six signs our oceans are
Speaker 2: warming faster than everyone else. You know that thing where
Speaker 2: you run across the hot sand to get to the
Speaker 2: cold water. Yep, the water's hotter than the sand.
Speaker 1: Now, oh god, ru Yeah. Relief's a that's a whole thing.
Speaker 1: That's today Stop six z M's fledg Vaughn and Hailey
Speaker 1: whist Jet, which I think is a low cost carrier.
Speaker 3: Yeah it sounds so it's giving the names given if
Speaker 3: we didn't spend.
Speaker 1: Much money on the name, yeah, nor we spend much
Speaker 1: money on the plane. Yeah. So they are going to
Speaker 1: introduce the ability to pay to recline your seat, and
Speaker 1: they're doing this that's a hot by only offering a
Speaker 1: few rows with premium seating that reclines. So if you want,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing it'll be the rose in the middle to
Speaker 1: the back of the plane won't be able to recline,
Speaker 1: and those rows have the least always have the least
Speaker 1: amount of room.
Speaker 3: But I'm going, yes, I'm in a least amount of
Speaker 3: room space. But also now I know the person in
Speaker 3: front of me can't recline, So I'm almost like.
Speaker 1: When it's when when? Because when you're an economy and
Speaker 1: the seat reclines, it's horrible. I'm really how much I
Speaker 1: can give you a lap? You have to recline, you
Speaker 1: were setting in. The person behind you hates you. The
Speaker 1: Domino affairs, and so everybody's reclining. Yeah, and god, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We'll got a couple of business class regulars over here.
Speaker 2: Everyone else who's listening to the show, the working man,
Speaker 2: such as myself, your lap, Oh don't mind, mate, we're
Speaker 2: on their free We're just looking forward to getting we
Speaker 2: were gone.
Speaker 1: Berbi's a couple of Berbies. Please, nobody likes the seat recliner. Nobody.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? I hate you?
Speaker 3: Because I'm flying to Melbourne today. I hate when people
Speaker 3: recline on a flight to Melbourne or Sydney.
Speaker 1: It's three hours getting during the day, a grab that's
Speaker 1: the minute you're on the plane. Recline to Australia. It's
Speaker 1: a long My god, Wellington paid for a seat. I
Speaker 1: got a little little back issue here. It's never that
Speaker 1: comfortable reclining. It's jerk upright, it is behind you. So
Speaker 1: basically they're they're reconfiguring their planes this wist yit and
Speaker 1: they're going to have three seat classes and basically it's
Speaker 1: like a premium extra leg room seat that'll get that
Speaker 1: will give you a recline. Every other seat won't recline.
Speaker 1: Love that you'd almost go that seat, Yes, I would,
Speaker 1: so that I knew. I'm like this, But the person
Speaker 1: in front of me is not going to go jamming
Speaker 1: it back. Yeah, there are only twelve seats on the
Speaker 1: plane that recline. It must be nice, must be nice.
Speaker 1: I'm in a recliner. But even then it's still economy,
Speaker 1: like you're still only the person also reclines in front
Speaker 1: of you. It's going to be horrible. The first row
Speaker 1: of the not recliners is going to be what I
Speaker 1: was thinking, you're.
Speaker 3: A non recliner with a recline in front of you,
Speaker 3: they be.
Speaker 1: To be a buck. Yeah, they got to be cheaper.
Speaker 1: Did it say the degree how far back it goes? No,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. It doesn't say that. That's always a big
Speaker 1: one there. You know those websites where you can check
Speaker 1: airline seating to see like there are yeah, certain seats
Speaker 1: that like some planes don't have windows in that row,
Speaker 1: some seats have extra leg room. I think it's era.
Speaker 1: Loper is one of those websites. It used to be
Speaker 1: seat maps, but I don't remember they updates. I don't
Speaker 1: think they update that website anymore. But yeah, websites, all
Speaker 1: those websites have the pitch an inches. Yes, you can
Speaker 1: work out before you book a flight long much.
Speaker 3: The heat is going to be rested on your tits
Speaker 3: for twelve hours.
Speaker 1: It's actually a heat to you got your.
Speaker 3: Cup size, so you say, oh, you know, I'm a
Speaker 3: fourteen D and then you say you're high or whatever,
Speaker 3: and then they and then say how close to the
Speaker 3: tip the head will be perfect?
Speaker 1: Play z ms fleshed one and Haley is a excuse
Speaker 1: to clear my throat. Thank you. There is a dating
Speaker 1: app called the League.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the league spin on the dating apples,
Speaker 3: but it's not big and Newsum.
Speaker 1: You've got to be a league player. Maybe Hello, Hailey's
Speaker 1: downloading right now. So they were all too young when
Speaker 1: you sell the Warriors on did Yeah, I've seen them
Speaker 1: twice now on the international travel had the same big
Speaker 1: as camp chairs. Oh my god, no, I don't let
Speaker 1: me smile. She's like, oh, they're a little bit young
Speaker 1: for me, like they were lined up for her. You know,
Speaker 1: the young the young ones have come prowling for the
Speaker 1: sprowl and okay, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, you know,
Speaker 1: I know those young bucks think they contain the oh.
Speaker 3: I know the only thing that turned me off was
Speaker 3: when they start talking about the twenty first they went
Speaker 3: to last week anyway, twenty first okay, wow, Well my
Speaker 3: friends are getting divorced and bloody, I'm going to second marriages.
Speaker 3: I'm going to second weddings. It be your twenty first
Speaker 3: on my tenth birthday, past the birth of their first grandchild. Anyway,
Speaker 3: thank god, you're good luck. Curse No, I won't, no,
Speaker 3: I won't anyway, this dating app, they did a big
Speaker 3: survey of all their members, about one thousand respondents sixty
Speaker 3: two percent, with women thirty eight percent when men the
Speaker 3: majority eighty five percent were millennials. Then gen Z's gen
Speaker 3: X was a smaller represent right representation. In here, what
Speaker 3: is the most attractive industry for the opposite sex?
Speaker 1: It's going to be your uniform and it always is
Speaker 1: in these lists, your firefighters, your police no oh no, okaye.
Speaker 1: Women's preferences for men will start there, yep um. Fifth place,
Speaker 1: entrepreneur because they've probably got lots of money. Entrepreneurs and
Speaker 1: they're like some kind of are entrepreneurs, Yes, but how
Speaker 1: many entrepreneurs are just yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: Hard entrepreneur slash founder. Oh okay, he's the founder of
Speaker 3: a you know, economical pair of shoes that disintegrate after
Speaker 3: a week.
Speaker 1: Founder, you've got to be like a workaholog. Yeah, you've
Speaker 1: got to. You've got to pour it all into the founding.
Speaker 3: But this is attractiveness, not like life long and now
Speaker 3: I'm annoyed that you're never home.
Speaker 1: Yeah kind of vibe.
Speaker 3: Okay, Fourth place, which is an interesting lawyer.
Speaker 1: Lawyer, a lawyer, Oh yeah, a lawyer. These are all
Speaker 1: money based money, These are all money based place tech engineering.
Speaker 1: Yeah again money based. Well, AI is going to still
Speaker 1: take their job. They're not going to have a job
Speaker 1: in a year. But like he works in tech, what
Speaker 1: he used to he works in tech. He is a robot.
Speaker 1: He made the robot that took his job. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did.
Speaker 3: Second places Medical, So you've got your doctors in the
Speaker 3: yeah right, specialists ye, specialists, plastic surgeons.
Speaker 1: Did you get doctor Shawney about your rash? I did,
Speaker 1: and I would.
Speaker 3: He's the third doctor I saw three doctors about this
Speaker 3: bloody face issue. And what he suggested yesterday I think
Speaker 3: is really like turned me around.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 2: He was back at work one day before he was
Speaker 2: harassed by a member of the showy Sprout to answer
Speaker 2: his question.
Speaker 3: Fol free and the most attractive looking for a man
Speaker 3: in finance.
Speaker 1: Yeah again, this is a moneyney, money based because we're
Speaker 1: tired of the hussle feminism. I want to get my
Speaker 1: own career. Don't you asked for it? Right? I regret
Speaker 1: asking for it. It's too much work. Hold want to
Speaker 1: baker muffin and is rolling in her grave. Come home
Speaker 1: with a little.
Speaker 3: Nice pair of earrings for me. Men's preferences for women,
Speaker 3: what they find the hottest.
Speaker 1: Five start at five. Five lawyers.
Speaker 3: Okay, now I will say here we are, so this
Speaker 3: is good for me. Four creative ford slash media.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, that's you. That's creative. I'm creative and in
Speaker 1: the media. That's why you've been such a hit on
Speaker 1: the apps. We got such a hat on the apps,
Speaker 1: especially the five Sorry lawyer, lawyer five, lawyer four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it's the same, like because you know,
Speaker 3: obviously they're going to get them a few categories. Tech
Speaker 3: and engineering is the third, Finance and business is second,
Speaker 3: and then medical.
Speaker 1: They weren't enough now you've said they're all the same.
Speaker 1: There weren't enough options. Yeah, because down your the.
Speaker 3: They had analysts that was you've not pronounced that right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: in a L Y S.
Speaker 1: Y is t S Why?
Speaker 2: I think more emphasis goes on the first syllable and
Speaker 2: and then analist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, architects CEO?
Speaker 1: Why was the CEO up higher? Yeah, they get paid
Speaker 1: lots of my journalists, was in their doctors, realtors. They
Speaker 1: had a lot of options.
Speaker 3: Okay, they've said they've said, like who's the best match? Yeah,
Speaker 3: so like top match pairings by Carresa. If you are
Speaker 3: an analyst, you would go well with a CFO or
Speaker 3: trader or a founder. If you are a dentist, you
Speaker 3: go well with a doctor, a realtor, or a product manager.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know how they worked this out.
Speaker 1: So thin research, Yeah, yeah, thin research. But hey, I'm
Speaker 1: in the I'm in the top four. Play ms Fleshborne
Speaker 1: and Hailey, play zms Fletchborne and Hailey. Big day for
Speaker 1: you yesterday, Hailey, Yes, big day for me yesterday.
Speaker 3: I bought my house in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: Well peak of the market, Yes it was. Please don't
Speaker 1: remind him. Sorry, sorry, sorry, Hey whatever, it's not even
Speaker 1: real anyway. That's how I look at mortgage. You don't
Speaker 1: actually pay them off to be dead long before I
Speaker 1: have to worry about I'm out anyway, I did, but
Speaker 1: so four years I haven't it. Curtains. Yeah, when you're
Speaker 1: hanging some like camar or wearhouse. I went to the.
Speaker 3: Warehouse and I got the thinnest black sheets. I could find,
Speaker 3: and I bought a couple of them, and I cut
Speaker 3: them into strips and then they were nailed to the
Speaker 3: top of the trim around the windows and doors. And
Speaker 3: that is how I have survived. And then yesterday the
Speaker 3: day come I got curtains. Wow, I've got curtains in store.
Speaker 1: Amazing. I'll tell you what it's like. You just don't
Speaker 1: realize the power of a curtain. Thing makes you appreciate
Speaker 1: curtains more than having a Stanza in your life psalms curtains. Now,
Speaker 1: speaking a little Latin there, what I meant to say
Speaker 1: is a period of your life with no curtains.
Speaker 3: They don't always seem to go that. You don't know
Speaker 3: what you've got till it's gone. You know, they pay
Speaker 3: paradise and put up a curtain, lovely set of curtains.
Speaker 1: It is a game change of guys. Curtains who well, we.
Speaker 3: All do this because we all have I don't think
Speaker 3: you realize that, Flip. I would come to your house
Speaker 3: and I would stay the night, and then I pull
Speaker 3: down the curtain and be like, heaven forbid, it's lovely
Speaker 3: and dark in here?
Speaker 1: Is there an invention? There surely would be some sort
Speaker 1: of curtain magnets curtains. My curtains go together, but then
Speaker 1: they have a little gap. Yes, some people do. Put
Speaker 1: me I'm a hymn. I would be a huge fan
Speaker 1: of just getting some white magnets. Yeah, you know that's
Speaker 1: a hotel hack because when you stand at hotel and
Speaker 1: there's a gap, you go to the wardrobe and you
Speaker 1: get those little clippy the ones hang up the hager panclips.
Speaker 1: They clips, Yeah, tail curtains. It's a game changing, game changing.
Speaker 3: What was so nerve wracking is so I got these
Speaker 3: made because I've got odd sized windows and doors and
Speaker 3: feet ones of six and ones a ten. That's my stuff,
Speaker 3: one of the shoes. So I was so nervous because
Speaker 3: I measured it and no one checked it. Oh, I
Speaker 3: measured the windows.
Speaker 1: You're getting to come around with that little laser thing
Speaker 1: they put in the corner. No.
Speaker 3: Hailey Jane Sprout on her own got out the.
Speaker 1: Take me show something a professional should do?
Speaker 3: Insanity that idea, and they were like, do you want
Speaker 3: us to double check?
Speaker 1: And I was like nah, And then Nick minute like
Speaker 1: it's all just kind of rolling around. Actually caught it,
Speaker 1: don't trying to keep going. So ye. I actually got
Speaker 1: some music to play in the background.
Speaker 2: Fletch Hailey's Triumphant measuring of my curtain space, doing it
Speaker 2: all by myself.
Speaker 1: Lucy Lou my Girl Drew with my Girl Drew.
Speaker 3: Why is this the song Cameron d in Destiny Charlie's
Speaker 3: Angels come up?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, good, you're good from you.
Speaker 3: I measured these windows, huge doors, you know, in those
Speaker 3: doors are huge odd sizes and stuff. And I had
Speaker 3: to measure this and I sent it all off and
Speaker 3: then someone just accepted that I had done it right.
Speaker 3: And then when they turned up yesterday and the curtains
Speaker 3: came out and the installer was there, I was like, holy.
Speaker 1: Shit, like what if this is wrong? And did the
Speaker 1: installer say it was a good right size? He said,
Speaker 1: I measured things perfectly. Oh oh, because this could have
Speaker 1: easily and Helen jans Brow, this could have easily been
Speaker 1: a story about how you mismeasured your curtains, you know.
Speaker 3: Then I had like skinny little curtains on or something,
Speaker 3: and then you really need the curtain magnets. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: absolutely perfect and nailed it. Honestly, I've never felt so
Speaker 3: I just never felt.
Speaker 1: So so masculated by your hands up. I've been living
Speaker 1: with that internal doors in my house. Yeah, we did that,
Speaker 1: like when we were we moved into a half finished house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: dad was building. It took a while to get a door.
Speaker 1: My parents took the doors off the room when we
Speaker 1: were just getting in there, you know, getting up to mischief,
Speaker 1: you lose, you lose the right to please.
Speaker 3: You're like, but mum, I've got my hand down my
Speaker 3: boyfriend's pants. Oh, I can't open the door.
Speaker 1: Say to that. Why would you say that to me?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm my parents now, i am my parents.
Speaker 1: Now that's it. All the doors are coming off the
Speaker 1: house and plays ms Fletchborn and Haley. Okay, what do
Speaker 1: you want to know right now?
Speaker 3: One hundred dollars text nine six nine sex? What is
Speaker 3: your fashion it? When it comes to the six that
Speaker 3: you're attracted to?
Speaker 1: Yes, because most of these are big clothing fashion. We're
Speaker 1: not talking like makeup and stuff. It's just fashion, fashion accessories. Yeah. Yes,
Speaker 1: so a lot of women sharing online they're huge.
Speaker 3: Fashion. Somebody calling hate crimes. For example, the those jeans
Speaker 3: with the motto leg ribs. You know those lies are they?
Speaker 1: They're not in at the moment, though, are they around? No,
Speaker 1: I feel like you're Europeans and South Americans love those jeans.
Speaker 2: They're real skinny obviously, often they are on a very
Speaker 2: very skinny gene.
Speaker 3: Now I will will say also very high featuring quite frequently.
Speaker 1: O vorn.
Speaker 3: Aye, are we nearly moving back into your hat season?
Speaker 2: Labor weekend is labor weekend. I'll move into hat depending
Speaker 2: on temperature. And I'm gonna go and get some new
Speaker 2: birkenstocks and jeans, which is my favorite time of the
Speaker 2: year where you still get to wear jeans, but you
Speaker 2: get to wear burks.
Speaker 1: See, I've got new berks and I need to wear
Speaker 1: them in. I've been wearing them with socks and they
Speaker 1: still hurt. No. Yeah, you got to work harder there
Speaker 1: to pay someone like to do that for me so
Speaker 1: they get the blisters by sickond hand burks. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want someone else's toe, man, can you someone
Speaker 1: else's also on this list? Chickened vans, the slip on
Speaker 1: chicked fans.
Speaker 3: We're not.
Speaker 1: I never liked those because you're feed it too long.
Speaker 2: The minute you're over a size like tears, your feet
Speaker 2: looks silly, and vans because they're so skinny and long
Speaker 2: and you look like.
Speaker 1: You're wearing water skis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I don't want you to feel personally attacked.
Speaker 3: Jawts are on here alongside flannel shirts.
Speaker 1: I don't mind a flannel shirt. A gentleman, I don't
Speaker 1: wear flannel shirt. Yeah, you've got your chicken to you
Speaker 1: literally were wearing yesterday. You saw the bush. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a jacket. No, that's what they're meaning. Personally. If
Speaker 1: you listen to the feeling okay about myself.
Speaker 3: We'll pump you back up later. Sorry, if you just emotionally,
Speaker 3: if you listen to sixt life, you know how I
Speaker 3: feel on this.
Speaker 1: We've got the socket Oh yeah, well you know I
Speaker 1: threw out all my sockets and too hard. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: well I've moved the trend.
Speaker 3: Singular dangly earring, gold chain around the knee.
Speaker 1: So many guys wearing a singular dangly earring, really and
Speaker 1: sometimes on the game. They're not gay. I like it.
Speaker 1: That's gay. I like a artistic thing. I sort of.
Speaker 1: I'm into it.
Speaker 3: Blazer without a shirt underneath. You know, who do you
Speaker 3: think you are?
Speaker 1: Bloody? You know, bad Bennie or something bad?
Speaker 3: Bunny, bad Bunny. But I told you get Betty Blanco
Speaker 3: and bad Bunny fake rolexes.
Speaker 1: There's your jawts as well in the market for a
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, yeah guys. The list goes on, Well, we
Speaker 1: want you to add to the list. What is it
Speaker 1: that is a fashion act for you for the sex
Speaker 1: that you're attracted to.
Speaker 2: So this is one of those wild subjects where women
Speaker 2: can say anything about men, but men have to tread
Speaker 2: very likely about what they say about women.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of those subjects. Almost a woman can say
Speaker 1: about anything they want about men's fashion. Joye.
Speaker 2: If a man says, you know her and leggings, Jesus, yeah,
Speaker 2: watch out what about me? I see she's got she
Speaker 2: came from my beanie, my bush shorts, bush shirt, my shorts, eck.
Speaker 1: My vans, and now all I'm saying is leggings. And
Speaker 1: she's like, why do you you can't like exactly?
Speaker 3: We've worked so hard to be free from the shackles
Speaker 3: of toxic masculinity.
Speaker 1: Okay, eight hundred dollars and even as the number tix
Speaker 1: through nine six nine six, what do you find such
Speaker 1: a big fashion inc very funny messages?
Speaker 2: I've got to say stitch that holds the bottom of
Speaker 2: a new coat together a very funny, very So you
Speaker 2: buy a new jacket, like a dress jacket at the
Speaker 2: bottom where it splits, this is genuinely a stitch, yeah,
Speaker 2: holding it.
Speaker 1: Together, and you've got to take it out, and you've
Speaker 1: got to the pocket. It looks like it's got no pocket,
Speaker 1: but the pockets sometimes.
Speaker 3: Have a little You got to because otherwise they little
Speaker 3: seggy begging the changing rooms. That's all it is, right right,
Speaker 3: that's not supposed to stay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know we've all done that the every wedding.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, yeah, come from here on what somebody
Speaker 1: just said?
Speaker 2: Just the entire finance brofit we worked to that bar
Speaker 2: and and I was like, that guy definitely works in finance.
Speaker 1: There's like chinos and a boat and some kind of knitted.
Speaker 1: Sometimes there's a net. Sometimes had a Boston that's uh.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, what about long sleeved teas under a short
Speaker 2: sleeve tea that's not been done for eons.
Speaker 1: Alfred Matt's message and saying Mike's iffing ice cream shirt.
Speaker 1: Alfred Mike's got that should and that's got ice creams
Speaker 1: on it. Do you remember that? No? I haven't seen
Speaker 1: so lovely. You'd love it. It's really fun.
Speaker 2: I like it because, yes, I can imagine Matt would
Speaker 2: hate that. Yeah, some other ones burks, what burks are atrocious?
Speaker 2: You understand I'm not seeing the good dogs people. We've
Speaker 2: all got good docs.
Speaker 1: People do hate. But I know that before a books
Speaker 1: of cal people were quite Yeah. Yeah, so when you
Speaker 1: wear them in they're so comfortable. Yeah, you're wrong on
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 2: Somebody Creaky Galley and Louise actually messaged in This is
Speaker 2: if you're a new listen to the show.
Speaker 1: Kreaker Gallion.
Speaker 2: Louise once described the sounds she makes when she gets
Speaker 2: out of bed on her old bones. Is a creaky gallion,
Speaker 2: and we love the picture the poetry involved in that.
Speaker 2: So good morning, Creaky Galley and Louise. Blokes of fat
Speaker 2: asses hauled into a three quarter khaki Chino actual, how good?
Speaker 1: Is a good bigger house on her dute. You don't
Speaker 1: find the right pair of pants. I've shouted it out before,
Speaker 1: and I'll shout it out right now. Nationally. My mate
Speaker 1: Johnny top tear dumper, beautiful brained a pair of pants,
Speaker 1: real good dumper, jealous all the ladies love that dumper.
Speaker 3: Someone said graphic teas excluding band shirts, specifically Star.
Speaker 1: Wars Jolly Parton T shirt. That's to our queen. She's
Speaker 1: doing all right, she's okay, she's alive. But I like
Speaker 1: Star Wars T shirt. Yeah for Doras. So you did
Speaker 1: purchase a shop shirt for Vaughn.
Speaker 3: That's because he's my friend. I don't have any business
Speaker 3: saying trying to keep the other ladies away. Get jealous
Speaker 3: women women around. Somebody said sleeveless hoodies. This is a
Speaker 3: period of time teas a yuck too. Sorry for you know,
Speaker 3: you've turned into a huge fan ire one to a
Speaker 3: European because it was didn't have any singlets. If you're
Speaker 3: gonna go sleeveless sea, just go singlet. I don't know,
Speaker 3: I don't I'm not anti sleeveless tea. I'm not anti
Speaker 3: show me what.
Speaker 2: You got strawny dudes and baggy singlets to somebody's like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, that's a bit rough.
Speaker 1: Ballet flats, Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yu huge, just those flat slim no support shows.
Speaker 1: Some said we including things like rats tails, the heut.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Men wearing seven in shorts, You should all
Speaker 1: be wearing five in shorts. To expose sixty legs. Okay,
Speaker 1: what seven inches they just above the short limbs approaching board.
Speaker 1: We need to be wearing short. Seven inches is not
Speaker 1: board short. No, No, it's like like they're a bit longer.
Speaker 1: It's from five fives are short shorts. It's from the grain,
Speaker 1: from not from the waist, from the waist. You've been
Speaker 1: wearing a hot I was like five inches is going
Speaker 1: to be straight up hot pants. Big for me would
Speaker 1: be a man and a scarf. It is. Hillary climb
Speaker 1: Ever didn't even wear he was flying. He was in
Speaker 1: an exposed throat a scarf. Scarf. Look on the five
Speaker 1: dollar night, No scarf do you? How dere you slander
Speaker 1: our beautiful side by saying you were got the photo
Speaker 1: of him on top of Everest. He's just wearing a
Speaker 1: coat like the man that he was. Yeah, there's no
Speaker 1: scarf there. Super tends and wearing a scuff of course.
Speaker 1: No shaut up boys wearing dirty dogs sunglasses. They all
Speaker 1: look like drug dealers, sleepers. They've kind of come back
Speaker 1: in though, with the whole nineties baggy aesthetic.
Speaker 3: You'll see like real gen Z fashion guys rocking the
Speaker 3: dirty dogs.
Speaker 2: Ironically, Yeah, with those puffy little mustaches. Just keep shaving
Speaker 2: it till it grows, and properbly do.
Speaker 1: Sarah is sent in a shopping list of fashion X Okay,
Speaker 1: sleeveless puffer vests, tucking your ears into your hat, beer
Speaker 1: themed singlets, satin boxes, and slinky rugby league shorts. I
Speaker 1: don't know you see a lot those sometimes Rugby Rugby
Speaker 1: league short cling Any male under fifty wearing those wide
Speaker 1: fabric strapped genders, they're purely for a boomer. Shoes, Shoes
Speaker 1: with zips, this is another shopping list. Shoes with zips,
Speaker 1: white socks with black shoes, blazers with the sleeves rolled up,
Speaker 1: and sleeveless muscle shirts.
Speaker 3: Someone just messaging backpacks, especially when the person is and
Speaker 3: the bag is bouncing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then, okay, what's more of an ex someone
Speaker 1: running with a backpack and the backpack's bouncing orthough, I've
Speaker 1: got the strap up across their chests and around their way.
Speaker 1: I can't even choose. That's the choice. Yeah, what about
Speaker 1: those running packs? It's a sophie's choice. A choice when
Speaker 1: you're running with the backpack on, as equivalent to having
Speaker 1: to pick one of your children. Do you let the
Speaker 1: bag bounce or do you strap it down with all
Speaker 1: the straps? Yeah, a well mature man with a pop
Speaker 1: belly fitting into a pair of skinnier jeans and a
Speaker 1: pair of vans, so it's like the bottom half's skinny
Speaker 1: and then there's a little yeah, little pops at the top. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Man in a long cardigan waistlength trench coat type jacket.
Speaker 1: Those are woman's jackets. My eggs did both yack cardigan.
Speaker 3: The only man that we accept is Koko Baying and
Speaker 3: a long staggy beggy.
Speaker 1: What about Andrew Scott from Flee and Andrew Scott? You
Speaker 1: should have to go to a committee to apply to
Speaker 1: be a man to wear a cardigan? Yeah, and it's
Speaker 1: like an endorsement on your license, you know. Yeh, I'm not.
Speaker 3: You know that you're a crew neck, you're a switter
Speaker 3: or a hoodie. That's fine, Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Cargan, No,
Speaker 3: can you imagine it?
Speaker 1: No? I just can't tell him what color cardigan would
Speaker 1: I wear? And wintering the buttons would start lying hello button, oh.
Speaker 3: God, yours would be like gray and it would go pilly.
Speaker 1: For my delegates at all plays it ms Fletchborn and
Speaker 1: Haley plays it ms Fletchborn and Haley Haley silly little Pool.
Speaker 4: It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool,
Speaker 4: silly poo, silly little silly.
Speaker 1: Silly little poul. Today, girlies, how often are you wearing makeup?
Speaker 2: Our options were every day, every work day, on special
Speaker 2: occasions only, never, Okay, I start at the bottom.
Speaker 1: Eleven percent of the girlies that responded never wear makeup.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, we love it, We love a natural face.
Speaker 1: Eighteen percent wear it every single day, thirty three percent
Speaker 1: were every workday, and thirty eight percent only on special occasions. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just fluctual.
Speaker 3: I just go through periods of time where I can
Speaker 3: and can't be bothered.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon. I just would never be bothered if
Speaker 1: I was morning.
Speaker 3: I'm some mornings like you put someone when I'm here
Speaker 3: because I feel like I'm feeling better, but you're like.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't really care. Yeah. How often are you
Speaker 1: wearing makeup? When they make us for those photo shirts?
Speaker 1: Glitch is so funny. I hate it so much every
Speaker 1: time they've ever been up. We're just gonna put a
Speaker 1: bit of makeup on, He's like, and he scrows on
Speaker 1: the sa the minute we're finished, he's like just taking off. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, no, I got that eye in fiction that
Speaker 1: time after we had makeup on. Yeah, l sky because
Speaker 1: it got clogged. Yeah, yeah, it was pink eye. It's
Speaker 1: because it was sniffing around away that thing around some feedback.
Speaker 2: I was a tom boy growing up, says z. So,
Speaker 2: I wasn't a thing unless my mum made me wear it,
Speaker 2: in which case you put it on me. So I
Speaker 2: never really learned how to.
Speaker 1: Put it on properly. Oh who teaches you how to
Speaker 1: do your makeup? I mean Shan Yeah yeah yeah, shouts
Speaker 1: shout out Shane, yeah oj the o G.
Speaker 3: I sort of learned from being a goth and an
Speaker 3: emo because makeup was such a heavy.
Speaker 1: Part of us. Yeah, where are you? Where are you?
Speaker 1: And then when you sort of you just sort of
Speaker 1: pull back.
Speaker 2: Pull back, Kayla said, every day, but it's only mascara.
Speaker 2: A full face of makeup is very much for special occasions.
Speaker 1: Gianna says, used to wear it to work every day,
Speaker 1: but now I can't as I'm in this cost of
Speaker 1: living shit show. It's expensive, wast expensive eyebrows and mascara
Speaker 1: every day, but acting but anything else auto correctly acting,
Speaker 1: but anything else has special occasions only because my skin sensitive,
Speaker 1: So the next day it looks like I've been in
Speaker 1: a fight. Geordie, I just wouldn't occasions working out it.
Speaker 2: Never have warm makeup, and when I do wear it,
Speaker 2: I feel so self conscious that I prefer not to suggest. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm fugly either way, says random.
Speaker 1: Rood andful. No matter what they say, worse bring you down.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about aging, and apparently wearing makeup every day
Speaker 1: isn't good for that. Plus I'm an early childhood lecturer.
Speaker 1: Children don't care if I'm wearing makeup. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that early childhood lecturer, early childhood educational in an auditorium.
Speaker 1: Sit down, fold your legs on the mat, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to teach you kids about the benefit. The sooner
Speaker 1: you know what happened, the better, Kaylie said, only brows
Speaker 1: and late and lash paint on workdays, full face for
Speaker 1: weddings only. No, you're nice. What is lash paint? Mascara? Is?
Speaker 1: That's just another name for mascara? Yeah, okay, I'm learning.
Speaker 1: Go with your third case. I sort of felt like
Speaker 1: it was the It was pretty obvious now my daughters
Speaker 1: are getting to that age. I'm like, what's this to
Speaker 1: that one? What's that one do?
Speaker 2: Never said Lauren, because I'm deathly allergic inly every product
Speaker 2: I've tried.
Speaker 1: Who needs a hot feller when you can have anaphylactic
Speaker 1: swelling instead? Oh yeah, that's fella, that's free feller. Is
Speaker 1: some fine bees? And what do yeah? Beads bees, beads?
Speaker 1: Job's out arrested development reference has? He said?
Speaker 2: Used to be a makeup twenty four to seven girl,
Speaker 2: but then two kids and two years forced me to prioritize,
Speaker 2: and now I honestly prefer myself without it special occasions,
Speaker 2: It's nice to feel a bit more put together, but
Speaker 2: usually relish washing it off.
Speaker 1: Way more of a skincare girl. Now, Yes, how good
Speaker 1: is the skincare regime? Says a guy who washes his
Speaker 1: face with st ives apricot fault strub. I think it's
Speaker 1: so just makes my face feel so still? Are you
Speaker 1: the only one using sin knives? Excuse me? I was
Speaker 1: on my worst knives. I'm mean a man with seven wives.
Speaker 1: Each wife had seven sacks each second, seven kids and
Speaker 1: signed seven How many people were going to sudpot scrub
Speaker 1: meritor said, it took me to age thirty two to
Speaker 1: realize I'm not a makeup girl.
Speaker 2: And it doesn't mean I'm bad. It doesn't mean I'm
Speaker 2: being a bad girl. No, No, you're being a very
Speaker 2: good girl.
Speaker 1: No, don't do that. Shouldn't have well today, today's a
Speaker 1: little pole. We asked girlies, how often are you wearing makeup?
Speaker 1: And thirty eight percent of you the biggest reply only
Speaker 1: on special occasions plays it ms Fletchborn and Hailey. Six seven.
Speaker 1: Please stop like I'm cringing, like here's my dad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just said stop your kids say that one more time?
Speaker 1: Six seven? Have your kids started asking you to drop
Speaker 1: drop them around the corner from things getting close? Its
Speaker 1: getting really cleol. I actually drove up on the curve,
Speaker 1: beap and beat good you beat six seven? You did that? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I did do that? You did that.
Speaker 3: Now we need to discuss this groom who was photographed
Speaker 3: at his own wedding in the background.
Speaker 1: Beautiful. I mean we've got lights, we've got you know,
Speaker 1: silk drops. What's beautiful?
Speaker 3: A lot of money, money has not been spared on
Speaker 3: a wedding like that. People are dancing, having the time
Speaker 3: of their lives And here's the groom answering a work email.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a brightly wedding dance floor. That's Florida.
Speaker 1: I love a bright light. That's all I know. But
Speaker 1: he was answering emails.
Speaker 3: He's a co founder of a a tech company, an
Speaker 3: I an AI startup company.
Speaker 1: You've got to be there for the the you know,
Speaker 1: the rest of the team. He might have needed to
Speaker 1: sign something off, he had to.
Speaker 3: They uploaded this to LinkedIn, the co founder being like
Speaker 3: his reputation from you know, for being a dedicated worker.
Speaker 3: Here he literally is at his own wedding when a
Speaker 3: customer needed some help. All right, okay, on it just
Speaker 3: happened to He just went in there and was like,
Speaker 3: here we go. I'm going to do it.
Speaker 1: It's not me. It's not me. I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3: And as you can imagine, for a start, who takes.
Speaker 1: An iPad to a wedding. You're not a kid going
Speaker 1: out for dinner with your parents. Get the photos. Maybe
Speaker 1: you know mum and dad had it. Hold up the phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're Oh god, we were down, that's all right.
Speaker 1: We saw it. Oh no, what no, we saw the
Speaker 1: sweet old couple couple and the guy was standing there
Speaker 1: getting a photo of the viaduct harbor. It was a lovely,
Speaker 1: beautiful day. And I said to the lady. First, I said, oh,
Speaker 1: would you like to be in the photo an old
Speaker 1: take a photo both on this giant iPad holding it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: we'll be all right.
Speaker 3: No, honestly, John panel, we can get one with both
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's fine.
Speaker 3: And then I was relieve because then I didn't have
Speaker 3: to be seen holding an iPad taking a photo.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then we walked away and I said, do
Speaker 1: you think they thought we were going to steal the
Speaker 1: right pad? Thought steal the right pad? So only reason
Speaker 1: otherwise they would have got a photo. Yeah.
Speaker 3: People were saying that I was at this wedding and
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. The wife was not happy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because excuse you, this is one day, and.
Speaker 1: That's what I want to know.
Speaker 3: At your wedding. On your wedding day, did you have
Speaker 3: a fight or did you attend to winning with the
Speaker 3: bride and groom had a big old There's always a
Speaker 3: bride zilla, right, there's a bridezilla stories just one day
Speaker 3: that you hope that you wouldn't have a fight is
Speaker 3: the day that you're vowing to spend together forever.
Speaker 1: It's a high street day, though so many things go wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's almost like why bother? When I thought you love
Speaker 1: had done a U turn, I've ripped another fat you
Speaker 1: now loves back on the highway to being dead. Yeah goodness, Okay,
Speaker 1: last an infatuation that is that's a that's a ten
Speaker 1: like that's a ten lane speedwayth no speed limits. It's
Speaker 1: an yeah a lovers dead?
Speaker 3: Yeah okay, but the life I want to know if
Speaker 3: you had a fight on your wedding day, or you
Speaker 3: attended a wedding with the bride and groom or whoever
Speaker 3: we're fighting a bride is not happy that her groom
Speaker 3: was answering working miles on their wedding day. And someone
Speaker 3: also just wanted to say that I'm I'm, in fact
Speaker 3: on the roundabout of love.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, so you're picking, you're picking, I'm sure on
Speaker 1: the exit right, okay, but you're kind of pulling towards
Speaker 1: last last. Okay, you're taking the lust exit.
Speaker 3: But I can always turn it back because and the
Speaker 3: end of lust is another roundabout, and I can look
Speaker 3: back to the loved one.
Speaker 1: Okay, that sort of a series of roundabouts. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the inter connected highways. I'm in a super city.
Speaker 2: Some messages in heard about a guy who got married
Speaker 2: and his new year wife went home with someone else
Speaker 2: the night of the wedding. She needs to say he's
Speaker 2: onto marriage number two? Now what probably wouldn't do it again.
Speaker 1: No, I'd be on the I'd be taking PTSD attached
Speaker 1: to wedding number one. I'll be taking the lover's head
Speaker 1: exit on that one.
Speaker 3: My best friend had a massive fight with her newly
Speaker 3: whipped husband on the night of their wedding a number
Speaker 3: of years ago, so I can't remember, but I'm fairly
Speaker 3: sure she left and locked them out of the lodge
Speaker 3: they were staying in, which was at the Tim's coast,
Speaker 3: so not a lot around.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, wow, And is that marriage still together?
Speaker 1: I'm sure we're going to four nine. I have ADHD
Speaker 1: and on the night of our wedding, my husband whispered
Speaker 1: in my ear thanks for ruining my night. After I
Speaker 1: accidentally got distracted and spoke to somebody else. What at
Speaker 1: HD or not, I'd say that's in an appropriate thing
Speaker 1: for anybody to say. It's a preck move and most
Speaker 1: brides and grooms or whoever like you talk. You don't.
Speaker 3: You merely see each other the whole day, the whole
Speaker 3: you're talking to other people the full time.
Speaker 2: I was at a wedding with a groom got so
Speaker 2: sloshed he ended up in a fist fight with his
Speaker 2: new brother in law. Safe to say, the wedding shut
Speaker 2: down after that, and I'd imagined there was quite a disagreement. Wow, okay,
Speaker 2: I went to a wedding with a bride combed after
Speaker 2: speeches and woke up after everybody went home, So there
Speaker 2: couldn't have been a fight, but I'd imagine there would
Speaker 2: have been words the next day.
Speaker 1: That's because people don't eat, that's the problem. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: top ticks. No fight, which is wild when you hear
Speaker 1: the rest of the story.
Speaker 2: But my husband got so drunk at the reception that
Speaker 2: he combed out on the bed where we stayed, and
Speaker 2: staff for style couldn't wake him or move him.
Speaker 1: I ended up sleeping on the floor in a full
Speaker 1: wedding dresses. I couldn't get out of it because it
Speaker 1: was a two person get out. I would be livered,
Speaker 1: sorted out, there'd be words. We would have worse. We've
Speaker 1: been married nine years and I still haven't let it go.
Speaker 1: I mean that's a healthy thing to do. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: simmer on that for nine and the forever. Yeah.
Speaker 2: My uncle in law punched my step brother in the
Speaker 2: middle of the dance floor because he was being annoying.
Speaker 2: This was at the end of the night, and I,
Speaker 2: the bride, was completely oblivious to it because I was
Speaker 2: having such a lovely time. That's good that you were shielded,
Speaker 2: shielded from that.
Speaker 1: Um My husband forgot his tie and he text me, well,
Speaker 1: I was getting ready, asking do you know where my
Speaker 1: tie is? Oh? My god, get a gra You knew
Speaker 1: you were marrying a man baby before that. Come on.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was twenty four weeks pregnant at our wedding, so
Speaker 2: whilst everyone was vibing on the dance floor, I managed
Speaker 2: to clean up the entire reception area inside. I had
Speaker 2: many people to tell me to stop cleaning, and most
Speaker 2: people are grumpy at me on my wedding day. However,
Speaker 2: no one complained when no cleanup was required the following day.
Speaker 1: Don't clean up, don't clean up cleaning. I know you
Speaker 1: can't drink, but maybe just don't clean up. Just go home. Yeah.
Speaker 3: If I was pregnant at my own wedding, yeah, that's
Speaker 3: a sentence. It's never going to come true.
Speaker 1: If I was pregnant at my own wedding, I would.
Speaker 3: I'd happily leave and go have a bath or something,
Speaker 3: or just like.
Speaker 1: You know, I'd really be keen on a nine am
Speaker 1: wedding that goes to like a reception, lunch, boozy afternoon
Speaker 1: and eight. How nice would that be? Why are we
Speaker 1: starting at nine? Why are we starting at three? We
Speaker 1: started eleven and be done by eight? Okay, it started
Speaker 1: at twelve and be done by six. Okay, lovely, lease
Speaker 1: not do the wedding and we'll do it, and we'll
Speaker 1: just have a couple of drinks now afternoon and then
Speaker 1: everyone just goes home and gets the bit of a
Speaker 1: beautiful I love that. What a great idea.
Speaker 3: What I will say the mistresses because booze Broom got
Speaker 3: too drunk, really drunk?
Speaker 1: Did you read that one? What my step byther called
Speaker 1: my brother a laws turn your think, turn the mics off,
Speaker 1: will tell you. Okay, how girl? Oh you can't say that.
Speaker 1: We don't say that.
Speaker 3: You don't say that, you don't say either of those
Speaker 3: things anymore.
Speaker 1: She was you know why she was drunk and he
Speaker 1: wouldn't dance with her. That's the follow up text. She said,
Speaker 1: you know, homosexual. She called him a fat homosexual, but
Speaker 1: a shorter version of the second word. And he might
Speaker 1: not have even been but she was drunk and he
Speaker 1: was like, no, thank you, I don't want to dance.
Speaker 3: Oh my god's just turned into who got to drunk?
Speaker 3: At the winning my dad got.
Speaker 1: Slashed play Splitch Porne and Hailey. Fact of day day
Speaker 1: day day day do do do do? Blows my mind
Speaker 1: and it made me feel a little bit old. Today.
Speaker 1: My daughter just said, hey, I might give blood at
Speaker 1: school today. She's old enough to make that sort of decisions.
Speaker 1: I got good for her. She doesn't love needles like
Speaker 1: old man. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Stage that was when I found out I was anemak
Speaker 2: and I was like, impossibly eat so much red meat.
Speaker 2: And they were saying something's going on, and I said, well,
Speaker 2: we best ignore that until it goes away. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: would you might be growing out something something in there
Speaker 2: and I don't want to know about it.
Speaker 3: But if you can donate blood blood Foundation, it doesn't
Speaker 3: actually hurt.
Speaker 1: Nah, it's actually quite fun. I'm not allowed to because
Speaker 1: I ate that mad how burger in nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 1: Though that was a delicious burger.
Speaker 3: I didn't know I had man, I didn't realize that
Speaker 3: the burgers that were the problem.
Speaker 1: Aw yeah, very We are doing brands with trademark words
Speaker 1: this week, and I thought it'd finished off on one
Speaker 1: that has lapsed since lapsed.
Speaker 2: But there was a period in the nineteen nineties where
Speaker 2: the tooth theory was licensed to one particular company. Really
Speaker 2: the dude they filed, they like, we like they looked
Speaker 2: into it, and they're like, no one's did they tell her?
Speaker 2: No one's got ip on the tooth theory. I know
Speaker 2: that she's just oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, was a solo woman running their own company.
Speaker 1: Single mom, working hard, like working nights, so she's got
Speaker 1: to find childcare. Yeah, flying around, I own you, dealing
Speaker 1: with gross ass tea. Yeah, but she doesn't wear gloves.
Speaker 3: She had a couple of rinse their teeth when the
Speaker 3: tooth when it.
Speaker 1: Falls out, rints around. She's had a couple of skin
Speaker 1: and fictions. She has actually HIV. She's on that drug
Speaker 1: to teeth.
Speaker 2: But in the nineteen nineties, Colgate riches the tooth theory
Speaker 2: for sind products and toys we know, and the tooth theory.
Speaker 2: So everyone just like what so they lit it lapse
Speaker 2: because apparently there was massive cultural backlash about owning folklore
Speaker 2: and it just didn't It just didn't go.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that backfire, didn't it. Yeah? Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Imagine being like, no one knows that, no one knows
Speaker 1: the tooth theory label apart from the tooth theory. But
Speaker 1: she's because she's got to sneak around all.
Speaker 3: She wouldn't say, I don't even think to myself, Oh
Speaker 3: I should I should register Hailey Sprow because that's just
Speaker 3: my name. Like the tooth theory would be like, why
Speaker 3: would someone just take my name?
Speaker 1: Wild? Like why would someone trademark your name? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: Crazy? Why would they? Why would they which or your
Speaker 1: names together? Yeah? Why would they do that? Why would
Speaker 1: and Vaughn? Yeah stuff for your career? Who knows?
Speaker 2: I didn't work armed And then the tooth theory though,
Speaker 2: because they live at laps because of the backlash from
Speaker 2: people who said, you kind of can't right to that
Speaker 2: Coldgate so today's factor the days. In the nineteen nineties,
Speaker 2: Colgate registered the tooth theory as their.
Speaker 1: Owned I p for a line of kids dental products
Speaker 1: and oral care.
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Speaker 1: a new project on the side. Randomly generates suburbs, so
Speaker 1: it keeps the lists of the ones we've already done,
Speaker 1: so to be a double up. Oh that's good. And
Speaker 1: it pops around and I said, randomly generate me a suburb.
Speaker 1: That's the sound that makes.
Speaker 2: And it has generated a suburb that I've had a
Speaker 2: few dealings with lately. You will remember I won a
Speaker 2: few auctions for some Irish pub decorations.
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Speaker 1: in z posts yep, Google map. Yeah, because if you
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Speaker 1: is about to call you, Nicole. I was Nicola is
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Speaker 1: I'm just calling out to work.
Speaker 2: So I've just put up plates.
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Speaker 1: you we're about? You work on on Devonshire? I work
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Speaker 2: I have to keep Yeah, you get out of it.
Speaker 2: You're probably still kind of in the heart of Dalih
Speaker 2: there sixteen Okay, I can see abies. Oh, I'm going
Speaker 2: to go down the road to six.
Speaker 1: Well, just now it is a little mistrusting of us,
Speaker 1: but we do have to run some checks now because
Speaker 1: us for ten dollars. Yeah, people trusted with the individuals
Speaker 1: have tried before.
Speaker 2: So you're outside sixteen, okay, street viewer, what are some
Speaker 2: of the shops around there?
Speaker 1: I'm doing a spin. It's like an industrial street. There's
Speaker 1: like the altar shop, like the costume higher shop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's over the road over the road house?
Speaker 3: Yeah, house in the middle of the industrial area.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, the house that you're looking at, there's two
Speaker 2: houses beside each other.
Speaker 1: The one on the left. What color is its aluminum?
Speaker 1: Jewelery like the element you jewelry. The window frames on
Speaker 1: the house that you're looking at, the one on the left,
Speaker 1: color are they white? And has she won ten dollars?
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Speaker 1: do you feel I feel like it's swimming in coins.
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Speaker 1: this money? Nicholo? Sorry? Right, so yeah, I reckon you
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Speaker 3: Congratulations, are you choking through the tears? Thank you so
Speaker 3: much to.
Speaker 1: Play z m's Fleshborn and Hayley. Now great news for us.
Speaker 3: Strong friendships is the subject of this study, and not
Speaker 3: just a study, not a survey, scientifical study, scientifical scientifical
Speaker 3: studieth out of the University of Cornell.
Speaker 1: Okay, fresh, this is a fresh study.
Speaker 3: This is this study has only been written in the
Speaker 3: journals four days ago, and I caught it because this,
Speaker 3: you know, I read my science journals all the time,
Speaker 3: all the time looking at the benefits of lifelong and
Speaker 3: strong friendships, of which I would consider you too, strong friends,
Speaker 3: genuine friends, and I love you both very much.
Speaker 1: I love you too, which was so small.
Speaker 3: So lifelong friends, like I mean, obviously they add benefit
Speaker 3: to your life in terms of you.
Speaker 1: Know, because that's you know, the blue zones are always
Speaker 1: going on about the blue zonees not a blue zones,
Speaker 1: you know, like the places where people have longevity in
Speaker 1: the world, like Sardinia is a place all over the world,
Speaker 1: although they are becoming increasingly less. Yes, so because of
Speaker 1: you know, foods and the way society is going. But
Speaker 1: that is a big one. It wasn't just the food,
Speaker 1: it was the family and the connection.
Speaker 3: Yes, and this is my strong friends at a cellular
Speaker 3: level can help us live longer lives. So it's not
Speaker 3: just making the life that we have however long it
Speaker 3: is richer and better. It is actually changing our cells,
Speaker 3: like the what we are made up of, because at
Speaker 3: that we age better, we age much better, we have
Speaker 3: longer lives. But and those are biological aging at a
Speaker 3: cellular level.
Speaker 1: Unless you're hanging out with really good close friends in
Speaker 1: you just cities. And we'll say part of why.
Speaker 3: Is because the benefits of they call it a cumulative
Speaker 3: social advantage. But the benefits of socializing with strong friends
Speaker 3: is that lower is inflammation and dress.
Speaker 1: Yes, so inflammation is also increased.
Speaker 3: By things like alcohol or your bad food or smokes
Speaker 3: or anything like that. So if your friendship is centered
Speaker 3: solely around alcohol, some of those effects could be.
Speaker 1: But the other day when we went out for your
Speaker 1: birthday lunch, we had so many lolls, like, so many lolls,
Speaker 1: so many great lolls I know.
Speaker 3: And then you and then that's all just changing your actual.
Speaker 1: Makeup and helping us to live longer. It's good. It's
Speaker 1: just another good.
Speaker 3: It's another good reason to remind your friends today how
Speaker 3: much do they mean to you.
Speaker 1: We'll get together and hang out with them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, thank you for making my life longer because
Speaker 3: you know that I don't even want to die ever. Yes,
Speaker 3: so I appreciate your friendship feeding that at a cellular level.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there was my ton tums. There was my
Speaker 1: tun tum tums.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, I reckon it was the most fun to
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Speaker 1: Ah, not not for me. I don't know where even nowhere.
Speaker 1: Even you haven't been here long, have you? No? I haven't.
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