WEBVTT - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - October 10th 2025 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:04.120 From the ZDM podcast Networking. This is for the Police. 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:08.400 Haley's Big Hard thanks to animates making Happy Cabin for pits. 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:11.720 Good Morning, Happy Friday, Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughn 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:17.239 and Haley. Helloo made it? We did make it? Yep. 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:21.400 Top six coming up. Vaughn, Yeah, we I wrote two, 0:00:22.000 --> 0:00:24.800 which was weird. Do you want to do that? You 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:27.840 hardly even write one? I know, I know, I wrote two. 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:29.240 Well you've picked one. 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:31.600 Top six signs Our oceans are warm and faster than 0:00:31.600 --> 0:00:33.800 everybody else's news that New Zealand ocean is a woman 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:35.120 thirty four percent. 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:37.319 Faster than the global average, which was harmind us to hear. 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:41.280 Is it actually a reason why? Um, we're just down 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:45.479 the bottom? Yeah, closest to the sung Is it the 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:49.000 ozone hole? Again? Is it the ozone hole? 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:54.080 Everybody's back using those nineteen seventies fridge freezers, the CFCs. 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:57.360 CFC's what they called was it was putting the hole 0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:59.840 on the other. Yeah. That was from Spray's I think. Yeah. 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:02.720 But well look, okay, we've got the top six reasons 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:04.400 coming up soon on the show. 0:01:04.560 --> 0:01:07.840 Play z MS, Fleashbourne and Haley Lawrence Watkins. 0:01:07.959 --> 0:01:09.640 There's a name. This is a normal name. 0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:13.280 He's a key with guy former librarian, apparently very softly spoken, 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:14.319 married the love of his life. 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:17.039 Well, it has to be selfly spoken, working library. 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:20.160 Yet all that sort of key to the role, isn't 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:22.600 it If you had a big, booming voice, Guy Williams 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:23.520 could never work in a. 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:26.759 Library or say that, it'd be very disruptive. 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:30.160 Yeah, so this is going viral online that it happened 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:33.080 a number of years ago. He was reading the fantastic 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:34.800 book that is the Guinness World Records. 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:36.800 Yes, and he was. 0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:38.720 Looking through being like, oh, I can't do any of this. 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:42.520 I'm not strong or particularly good at anything in this way. 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:47.039 What are some records you can break easily, you know, 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:48.160 without any skill. 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:49.800 Yeah, And what he figured. 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:54.040 Out was names, Okay, name things, because what you do 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:57.480 is just sort of changer. So he paid four hundred 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.760 dollars and decided that he was going to go for 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:01.120 the world's longest name. 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:02.480 And that is a record he holds. 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:05.800 But now we couldn't beat it, So he'll probably hold 0:02:05.800 --> 0:02:08.720 it forever because the name has taken the absolute purse. 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:10.480 He has two thousand and. 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:15.440 Three hundred and twenty I believe middle names. 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:17.360 But that's easy enough for someone to beat. They've just 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:19.840 got to But now they put a ruler up, or 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:20.240 have they? 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:23.680 Yeah, and they were like, no, we can't be doing anymore. 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:26.360 New Zealand has, Zealand has, but lots of countries do 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:31.560 as well. So he yeah, has over twenty three hundred 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:36.240 middle names. Okay, so Lawrence is his first name, Watkins, 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:43.839 the last Ellen, Alloy, aloyas Alpha gi Ellen alerd Alwyn, Alessandra, 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:51.040 ah Ambros, andre Andrea, Andreas, Andrew. And it goes on 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:54.400 and for a while there's belfers are believe ben Adito, 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:58.400 ben Addict, been Addictine, Bennett. Okay, goes alphabetical for a bit, 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:00.520 and then I think he realizes he doesn't have an enough. 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:02.840 Okay, we start jumping around. We're back. 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:05.600 We go from Jay to c for a little bit, 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:07.680 and we go back, and then at one point he's like, 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:10.560 I'm sick of English. He was working with a lovely 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:13.240 Mary woman at the time. He's like, hook me up 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:16.880 right with some Maori names. So if we scroll down 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:19.600 to page four of six of his middle names, yeah, 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:21.800 we start to see a little bit of tailor Mary. 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:22.280 Here. 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:28.440 I'm seeing some Takashi, Hajimi, Abiko, hiro Yuki a Japanese 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:30.320 and I. So we've got Japanese. Then we head to 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:32.760 Mali Land. Then we head because he actually in the 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:33.840 library as well with. 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:35.760 With some on fella. Oh okay. So it was like 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:37.040 give some names. 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:38.760 Yeah to all awful lava. Can I get a little 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:43.080 bit of that. So we've got some two finger to Milo, Arona, Falini, Mantua, 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:44.880 to a Ori. 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:48.440 He's not Mary or some generals, just a white dude. 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:51.360 Yeah yeah, yeah, here's Fuka fik muka. 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:55.760 He just added them all. So this was officially done 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:58.200 through birth desk marriages. 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:00.640 Yes, which you couldn't do now. They it's straight to 0:04:00.680 --> 0:04:01.000 say no. 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:01.560 Okay. 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:05.400 So when he signs official documents, he will says something 0:04:05.480 --> 0:04:10.040 like he's a Department of Justice. I comma, yeah, see 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:14.120 attached documents for Christian name okay. 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:15.360 And then he'll upload it. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:18.200 And then if he does things like on his passport, 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.800 he just has the two first. 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:27.279 Middle names, okay, right, Alan Alloys okay, so wild. 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:30.160 When he got married, they have to say as a 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:32.840 previous marriage celebrant, you have to say their legal name. 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:35.760 What it took twenty minutes. 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:38.039 Was everybody just lining the whole time I've been to 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:40.520 weddings with a celebrant, can't even get the first name right? 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:44.560 No, not, I know, rather than traverse four to five 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:46.640 different languages over twenty minutes. 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:49.680 Would it be annulled if you mispronounced the name or 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:53.680 you missed the name another I mean, no one's there 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:57.320 checking it. Yeah, but I was going to say, like 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:59.520 there's a loophole. Here's one. 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:04.440 I've just saying, we've got some Latin names, okay, but 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:07.000 then we've got some real doozies here. Here's a name 0:05:07.880 --> 0:05:12.480 hr E O D so hurry yeah, b E R 0:05:12.560 --> 0:05:14.440 O R h T. I mean that's just like he's 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:15.920 between on his keyboard. 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:21.200 Yeah. Yeah, when did he do this? Because nineteen ninety two, right, 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.880 and then soon after they were like, make a change 0:05:23.920 --> 0:05:26.479 to stop that happening. They just right, we can't be 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:27.640 doing that, Yeah. 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.240 Because people who's going to be like, well, I'll go 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:31.040 one more, and I'll go one more. 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:32.560 Yeah. 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:34.440 So yeah, it's a record he still holds, and he 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:37.120 got his dream of being in the Guinness World Records. 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:39.400 I mean, most people just learn to balance something on 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:41.640 the head, you know, for a minute, for ages you know, 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:43.240 like that would be a lot easier. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.479 Also, like he wouldn't be able to say them. You 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:51.279 can't remember two thousand names. Yeah, ridiculous plays it ms 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:52.480 Fledgeborn and Haley. 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:56.159 Let me hit you with the headline stats hit us. 0:05:56.200 --> 0:06:00.640 Fifty two percent of US gamers are woman and twenty 0:06:00.640 --> 0:06:03.000 two percent of players are over sixty five years old. 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:06.960 Wow, that's could you mention playing Call of Duty? And like, 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:12.279 I don't know worth grandad? Yeah, Grandma said's a bit like, oh, 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:14.440 this is the thing. When I was a kid and 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:17.359 we go to Anzac Day services. Yeah, there was the 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:20.280 odd World War One vet still hanging around. Yeah, and 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:22.440 like the World War Two, lots of World War two 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:24.440 is and now how many World War two vets could 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:26.480 be possibly have left. It wouldn't be many. That has 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:28.159 to be over one hundred years old now to have 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:30.719 served in that in that war there was you know, 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:33.040 like that's given me that that's given me a little 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:34.600 bit of a little bit of the pingin here to 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:37.320 watch Band of Brothers. Oh could be one of the 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:42.040 greatest television series. Go Away for our friend for our friendship? 0:06:42.040 --> 0:06:44.279 Weekend is not watching movies? Is there time to watch 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:47.560 a couple of episodes. We've got have you got activities playing? 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:49.600 Hailey and I have got activities planned. There's no time 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:51.880 towards the Band of Brothers. If we go all the waiter, 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:55.680 could we watch it on in transit, but there's no 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:58.560 time for that time we drive. Oh yeah, we'll get 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:01.839 cast sick. You know now I get Also, you're in 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:04.240 the backset, I'm getting the front. I absolutely can't sit 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:06.600 in the backseat. You're next to the mini fridge and 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:09.120 the tin too. Horn makes up the fact that he 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:11.480 has car sickness, so he always gets the front seat. 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:13.440 And it's bullshit. I've never seen him sick in a car. 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:16.560 It's because I always sit in the front seat, always 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:19.240 gets his way. It's not fair, back, prove it, vomit 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:22.400 in my car. The average game of worldwide is forty 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:25.200 one years old. Yeah, Italy has the oldest average at 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.640 fifty and China has the youngest at thirty one. Thirty 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:29.440 one percent of game is a male, forty eight percent 0:07:29.440 --> 0:07:33.440 of female. That's worldwide. Now do they are they counting 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:37.120 because technically produces Shannon, you play we go, You're gonna 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:39.280 ask with the definition of I's gonna say the definition of. 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:42.240 Game, because I'm imagining the big curved screen, headphones with 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:43.320 the little microphone on. 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:45.680 All fime, whereas it Shannon getting up at four in 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:46.960 the morning to do a farm. 0:07:47.960 --> 0:07:50.000 I love my heyday, but also I do Word all 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:52.720 every single day. I've got one hundred and fifty days streak, 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:53.480 no need to bring. 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:54.480 So what's a gamer? 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:59.280 Gaming is now encompassing mobile and casual games such as 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:00.800 Word or Soul or SKU. 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:05.680 You're a game shooters crush too. Wait, that makes my 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:08.920 mum a gamer? Yeah, because she does word every day. 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:11.280 The most popular gaming devices a mobile phone or tablet, 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.880 expanding the definition and demographics of gamers. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:18.080 Oh yeah, your anti playing Candy Crush on the plane. 0:08:18.320 --> 0:08:18.640 That's me. 0:08:18.880 --> 0:08:20.880 Yeah, I'm Candy Crush on the plane. I can't wait 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:23.080 to fly to Melbourne today and play some Candy Crush. 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:23.400 Yeah. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:26.800 But the real gamers, your big set ups with the 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:30.520 talking and PlayStation and stuff, they'll probably reject that term, 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:32.040 that definition of the game. 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:36.319 One big family, it's a game community. Gamers report that 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:39.719 they play to reduce stress and loneliness, boost creativity and 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:43.400 mental sharpness, and strengthens problem solving and teamwork skills. Seventy 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:47.640 six percent of gaming improve their problem solving abilities, according 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:50.040 to them, and half said have benefit of their professional development. 0:08:50.080 --> 0:08:53.000 That's somebody who's been caught playing word at work. Yes, yeah, 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:57.160 all I do when I play wordlers just constantly reminded 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.080 how many five little words I've completely forgotten? 0:08:59.240 --> 0:09:01.920 Yes? Yeah, but also like, how crazy is it going 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:04.840 to be that, you know, as the younger or anyone 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:07.320 that's grown up with gaming does get to retirement age, 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:09.800 you're just going to sit in a w Renstone playing games. Dude? 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:11.920 How great would be like old school land party but 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:16.320 a Halo three justus just caught it up with the boys. Yeah, 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:19.800 get a land party going. Yeah, r made up ie 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:22.040 the Ryman's got good Wi Fi or some land plug. 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:25.080 They'll burn it out, they'll burn it through. Yeah, dedicated 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:27.079 I reckon. The Rhymans is going to come with the 0:09:27.120 --> 0:09:30.080 dedicated lane and some gaming chairs, and the gaming chairs 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:32.720 will have to, like, I don't know, have a kind 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:34.880 of a tiltart to get about to get you out 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:37.120 of the gaming chair off to the tour. Just a 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:39.360 mobile gaming chair to get into the toilet. What do 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:40.640 you think people are going to go to the toilet 0:09:40.679 --> 0:09:42.640 if we're old. We can just go wheeze in our 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:43.800 nappis that we're wearing. 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:46.319 And lovely long campaign, isn't it. 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:46.640 Yeah? 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:49.560 Yeah, the AI nurse will rolling and the robot AO 0:09:49.679 --> 0:09:54.240 nurse will just roll in and wipe us, play splitchborne 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:56.559 and taily well. Last night with vaced my throat to 0:09:56.720 --> 0:09:57.400 top sixes. 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:01.000 One of them was the top six stamps, the top 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:04.679 six things our stamps would smell like, because in France 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:09.920 there's been a collector's edition French Croissant scented stamps. 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:13.840 Is it like those scratch and sniff stickies from the nineties, Yeah, 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:15.640 oh my god, I loved those. 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:18.360 But last time I seen a postcard it was two 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:23.560 dollars a postcard. Yeah, didn't they say this week they're 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:26.240 going to scale back post days even more in some 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:29.400 region three days a week rural, and I think we're 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:31.120 going to be down to two days a week. Can't be. 0:10:31.320 --> 0:10:33.720 I don't even remember, Like I was seening couriers all 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:35.600 the time, but like, when's the last time I seen 0:10:35.640 --> 0:10:37.160 a letter? Like, I can't even remember. 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:39.319 I empty my mailbox just when I start to see 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:40.679 it sort of stuffing. 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:44.160 Out this lot that that's why your parking fines go 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:47.560 to Baycorp porn. Yeah, and it's why your house keeps 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:51.760 getting robbed because it doesn't look like anyone's home. Always 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:54.880 remember that was the thing of someone in the neighborhood 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:57.440 went away. Could someone please empty my mailbox? I don't 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:00.680 want people knowing I'm not a sign way ads on TV? 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:04.640 Didn't they about that closed mailbox? Stuffed? 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:07.640 So they are apparently not the first time the French 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:10.800 have delved into a sniffy stamp. Apparently they had scratches 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:13.800 the stamps that smelled like burgetts ahead of the Summer Games. 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:16.240 In twenty four Oh what does it beget? Smell like 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:23.280 just bread? Has that buttery? That buttery smell of yuma? 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:24.400 What's ther bestress on? 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:28.360 Because sometimes I will go a chocolate but then sometimes 0:11:28.360 --> 0:11:32.280 when get a real rich almond with the paste in 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:32.760 the middle. 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:36.319 But they with a nice ham and cheese ham ches, 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:37.200 ham and cheese. 0:11:37.000 --> 0:11:39.040 Every time ham and cheese. You know who doesn't got 0:11:39.200 --> 0:11:40.400 ham and cheese daily bread? 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:46.640 They do? Oh I do need crosshole? 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.520 What did they call a ham and cheese croissant? Because 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:51.720 don't they call it just a toast or whatever? 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.960 Yeah, that's a sandwich though, that's a sandwich. 0:11:55.240 --> 0:12:00.560 Croissantejummel croissan yeahenbon. 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:05.439 Homage, oh man. 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:09.040 Having just been in France and I would like to 0:12:09.120 --> 0:12:12.079 just sort of flip it must be nice, and it was. 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.240 They do do croissants fantastically. 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:18.839 I mean that it's this, isn't it? I would be 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:20.560 disappointed over the way France would be like, I've got 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:23.760 a bit of one back home. What happens some how 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.240 good is a real oily croissant you're eating. They've got 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:29.520 to be buttery and the oil from the cheese has 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:32.480 almost also oiled out. That's going to be a problem 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:34.079 with the stamp, so you know when you lead it 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:37.160 getting oily greasy. I hope the stamps aren't greasy. 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:40.320 Stamps smell like ason. As I wrote a top six, 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:42.120 I got some ideas to better. 0:12:42.320 --> 0:12:44.760 Lamb Lamb didn't even have lamb. 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:49.880 You didn't have sauce lamb lam imagine lambington rather than 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:51.840 pad yep a raspberry. 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:56.320 I had sausage roll, real punch. Yeah. Or they can 0:12:56.400 --> 0:13:00.160 just a tomato tomato sauce, scratch and snuff stamp like 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:04.280 a water your hands after you've been fishing fish and 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.880 chip shop. Fish and chip shop would be a good one. 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:10.200 Oil and firsh like greases. This is great. Well that's 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:13.440 almost got a sort of been great if we still 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:19.079 posted letters. Yeah that one play ems fletched Vorn and 0:13:19.320 --> 0:13:25.240 Haley play ms flesh Onorn and Haley from your local 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:30.719 community Facebook page. This is the top Sex Shelder and 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:32.800 good morning shopping news. 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:36.960 The New Zealand oceans are warming thirty four percent faster 0:13:37.160 --> 0:13:38.280 than the global average. 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:45.600 Why, um do they know? Multiple reasons. All the hot 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:48.120 water goes to the bottom. The hot water comes to 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:51.480 the top like hot air. Right, But we're actually the 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:54.600 Earth's upside down, so we're at the top, not the bottom. Yeah, 0:13:55.080 --> 0:13:58.640 we're tops. All this time, we've been tops bottoms. 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:01.640 You thought it's we're at the bottom. Where were the bottom? 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:05.600 Yeah? Right know, we're the tops. Okay, No, it's climate change. 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:10.400 We're seeing it. I am around US ocean current flows. Yeah, 0:14:10.840 --> 0:14:14.280 you know how we're getting slammed by more storms and stuff. Yep, 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:17.920 it's all to do with ocean currents, climbing winds. You know. 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:20.040 I like to look on the positive things in life. 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:23.280 Lovely to get the water just means we've got less 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:27.160 cooking time when it comes to seafood, because it's already 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:30.720 slightly that was that was one of the ones on 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:32.360 today's top six, So you have to come up with 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:36.080 number three. Now you have a funny funny guy. That's 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:37.680 the new rule. If anyone blows any of the. 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:41.720 One on the again, just come up with one. So 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:43.800 you're probably going to say number one, number three, and 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:45.080 then you're gonna have to come up with the number 0:14:45.080 --> 0:14:47.720 one that's on you cycle. 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:50.600 Okay, okay, well I'll get into it. Then. 0:14:50.640 --> 0:14:52.600 The top six signs our oceans are warming faster than 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:55.160 everyone else. Number six on the list. The whales are 0:14:55.200 --> 0:14:57.680 skinny now because they don't need the blubber. 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:03.360 Keep themselves warm. The actually really quite hot, like must Land. 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:06.720 I saw one and I caught a few weeks ago 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:10.080 and it was on his impact. It was so rapped 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:11.080 trying to get. 0:15:10.920 --> 0:15:12.920 A little o the impic needle through all the blabbah. 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:18.920 Though you have to carpoon, like my grandfather told me 0:15:18.960 --> 0:15:21.840 about this, and they're like, man, I'm not hungry for krill. 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:24.960 I don't even think about crow touching. 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:31.760 I am hardly touching my krill. A number five on 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:34.200 the less of the top Sex signs our oceans. Don't worry. 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:35.480 You don't have to come up with number three. I'll 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:36.800 change it slightly. Number three out. 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:38.560 Number five on the less of the top sex signs 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:41.480 Our oceans are warming faster than everyone else. The octopus 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:45.040 is carrying two sun umbrellas, three bottles of sunscreen, two 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:46.480 water bottles, and a la boo boo. 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:51.280 Of course, just because everyone's got everybody, one of those 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:54.240 eight octopus arms has to be for aboot. Yeah. God, 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:56.200 you'd go through a whole pump liddle of sunscreen if 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:57.360 you're an octopus. 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:01.400 Trying to put it on, but you keep sucking yourself, 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:02.800 You know what I mean? 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:06.040 Each time getting stuck to yourself. 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:07.240 I think is the better way of put it out 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:10.680 myself measure, trying to put on sunscreen and up sucking yourself. 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:14.000 Yeah yeah, I did sort of get confused. 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:15.840 Number four on the last of the top sex signs 0:16:15.880 --> 0:16:17.760 Our oceans are warming faster than ree ouse. 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:24.920 The First Seals have all got Brazilians wrapped out back. 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:31.360 Yeah pretty good. God, the whales are on his impact. 0:16:32.480 --> 0:16:36.400 Brazilian against bold First Seals would be getting laser treatment 0:16:36.520 --> 0:16:36.800 for him. 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:38.760 But of course then they can't be in the sun 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:41.880 and they've got no choice. Number three on the least 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:43.840 of the top sex signs our oceans that were warming 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:47.760 faster than everyone else. The muscles come pre steamed. Yeah, 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:49.800 nice already said that one. 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:54.480 Yeah, any it feels like, yeah, did you make it 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:58.000 last night at eight fifty eight when the email was 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:01.560 in No, indeed actually probably last sleep. I was fast 0:17:01.600 --> 0:17:03.560 asleep for an hour by then. Instead of a bitch. 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:05.160 Number two in the least of the top six signs 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:07.200 our ocean is a woman faster than aree else. We 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:09.240 haven't seen an iceberg since that one that we put 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:12.399 that sheep on. Yeah, that was wildly did that a 0:17:13.080 --> 0:17:13.920 silly rop? 0:17:14.119 --> 0:17:16.399 Shrinked the sheep? The og the real one? Yeah, it 0:17:16.520 --> 0:17:18.439 was the real one. And for those that don't remember, 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:21.600 or maybe you're listening to the show from overseas on 0:17:21.680 --> 0:17:24.920 the podcast Shrinked the Sheep New Zealand two thousand and 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:27.080 I don't know when it was, but there was a 0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:29.680 large iceberg that had broken off and was down the 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:31.480 south off the coast of Dunedin. 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:31.720 Was it? 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:35.399 And they flew a giant sheep and put it on 0:17:36.040 --> 0:17:38.760 a giant sheep. They shrieked the sheep. The story of 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:39.840 the backstory shrinked. 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:41.080 The sheep was he had gone hosting in the high 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:43.320 country and hadn't been shaved for something like seven years, 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:46.399 and it was crazy like he looked insane, yeah, and 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:50.280 was kind of friendly, and they shaved them. They auctioned 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:53.520 off as wall for charity, right, because then he became 0:17:53.640 --> 0:17:56.200 like a little bit of a celebrity, got flow into 0:17:56.240 --> 0:17:58.320 an iceberg and a helicopter, Wild. 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:00.280 Said on the Iceland. It was just like, as well 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:02.520 prot of the Wildest Adventure. Sheeps' ahead, why have you 0:18:02.600 --> 0:18:04.560 done this to me? And now take me home? And 0:18:04.640 --> 0:18:08.439 he died on during the sixth twenty eleven and taris 0:18:09.080 --> 0:18:13.520 a moment for Shrek. Shrek and number one on. 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:15.119 The Less of the Chop six signs our oceans are 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:17.000 warming faster than everyone else. You know that thing where 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:18.399 you run across the hot sand to get to the 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:20.400 cold water. Yep, the water's hotter than the sand. 0:18:20.440 --> 0:18:27.119 Now, oh god, ru Yeah. Relief's a that's a whole thing. 0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:31.080 That's today Stop six z M's fledg Vaughn and Hailey 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:35.119 whist Jet, which I think is a low cost carrier. 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:38.840 Yeah it sounds so it's giving the names given if 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:39.720 we didn't spend. 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:41.919 Much money on the name, yeah, nor we spend much 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:45.000 money on the plane. Yeah. So they are going to 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:51.480 introduce the ability to pay to recline your seat, and 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:54.560 they're doing this that's a hot by only offering a 0:18:54.640 --> 0:18:58.160 few rows with premium seating that reclines. So if you want, 0:18:58.440 --> 0:19:01.520 I'm guessing it'll be the rose in the middle to 0:19:01.560 --> 0:19:03.840 the back of the plane won't be able to recline, 0:19:04.359 --> 0:19:06.640 and those rows have the least always have the least 0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:07.199 amount of room. 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:11.639 But I'm going, yes, I'm in a least amount of 0:19:11.680 --> 0:19:14.080 room space. But also now I know the person in 0:19:14.160 --> 0:19:16.520 front of me can't recline, So I'm almost like. 0:19:17.119 --> 0:19:19.840 When it's when when? Because when you're an economy and 0:19:20.119 --> 0:19:24.280 the seat reclines, it's horrible. I'm really how much I 0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:26.119