WEBVTT - "Billy Bender" 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:02.680 Live for the Export Beer Garden Studio and brought to 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:04.920 you by Export Ultra the bear for here. This is 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:08.119 the Agenda Podcast for Tuesday, the thirtieth of July. 0:00:09.080 --> 0:00:13.319 The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:13.760 --> 0:00:15.720 brought to you by Next sport a Culture. 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:21.119 Good morning, Lane, morning, How better, better, better better than 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:22.000 you today than yesterday? 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:22.280 Yeah? 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:22.599 Great? 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:25.480 How's your headphone set up? Just the same as yesterday 0:00:25.480 --> 0:00:25.720 as it? 0:00:26.520 --> 0:00:28.040 Yeah, let's all are we going to get into the 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:29.760 weeds of Edmund Radio Edmund? 0:00:31.000 --> 0:00:34.080 Our cables have been cooked for quite a while. Lane, 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:34.760 can't really hear. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:37.199 It goes in and out, which is actually quite good 0:00:37.200 --> 0:00:38.479 sometimes when you're grabbing on. 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:41.879 So yesterday we'd down the rock shop to buy a 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:45.159 new Mike stand and some cables, and I went in 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:47.240 there and the guy goes, do you have a picture 0:00:47.280 --> 0:00:49.839 of the stuff that you're trying to replace? So now 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:51.879 I don't have a picture, but I could pull up 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:53.760 like a video and pause it because we post so 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:55.280 many videos of us dolling this podcast. 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:56.640 Yes, please tell me. 0:00:57.280 --> 0:00:59.920 So I pulled up the video and I went to pause, 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:02.400 but I accidentally paused it on me instead of you. Yeah, 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:05.120 and then I scrubbed forward a picture of you, and 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:09.759 he goes, was that Paksasati? Literally I'm standing in front 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.120 of him. He's just seen a video of me, and 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:15.560 he goes, does that packs so Sarti? I love how 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:18.200 many people you get compared to that are not you. 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:22.720 Yeah, and look Shamus from between two beers. Obviously he's 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:25.040 as a one that's kept quite a lot. At the pub. 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:27.000 The other day a woman said that I looked like 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:28.039 a Kyrie. 0:01:28.680 --> 0:01:33.640 So yeah, and yeah PlayStation one where someone. 0:01:33.440 --> 0:01:35.200 Else has said that I look like a funhouse mirror 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:37.440 of James Tamo the NL. 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:40.520 Yeah, yep, the Funhouse vision. They were not They don't 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.319 sound like they're all compliments. No they're not. 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:45.720 No, they always go because they always then back it 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:48.200 up by then like trying to soften it a little bit. Yeah, 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:50.440 but no, like like in a good way. I thought 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:51.680 I thought you did mean in a good way. 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:52.120 What do you mean? 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:54.600 No, like in a good way. So yeah, shout up 0:01:54.640 --> 0:01:56.880 to that member of the Rocks shop. Here's a massive 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.800 John on beinfan because he because then he goes, oh 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:01.840 so because I put it on the ends of me account. 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:03.680 Because do you work in bit do you know Jonavan 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:04.720 Ben So. 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.720 Do I imagine everyone who works in a rock shop 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:09.840 as like the guy who owns the cartoon store in 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:13.920 the Simpsons. Yeah, you're right, you're right. Okay, good, that's right, Good, Okay, 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:15.640 I'm glad that assumption is correct. 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.440 Nothing makes you feel and this isn't I just mean like, 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:20.679 I don't mean the brand of the rock shop, I 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:23.000 just music sowes in general. Yeah, like you feel so 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:25.760 unwelcome when you walk in there and you're like, I'd 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:29.880 like some guitar strings please. What kind of guitar strings 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:31.800 do you want? I was like, are they're different ones? 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:33.920 I don't know, I just get the normal ones. Well 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:35.440 you don't want those, mate, those are the wrong ones 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:37.160 for the kind of guitar You go like, fuck, I 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:40.320 don't know. So now everyone's just bunch it online, which 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:41.679 is what I've done. So don't worry. There is a 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:43.799 new cabay. There is a new cable coming. 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:45.200 You're I was worried, sick. I know. 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:48.919 Social media is a flame with the latest debate that 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:52.440 we've introduced on this here podcast, and it is the greatest. 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:53.519 New Zealander of all times. 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:55.959 Came up last week off the back of the Olympics. 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:59.120 Who is the greatest New Zealander of all time? There 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:03.640 have been undreds and hundreds of comments across Facebook, Instagram 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:09.800 and far right social media threads that were on I've 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:11.080 got to meet a couple from yesterday. 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:13.520 I got fact checked a number of times yesterday around 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:17.280 Constable Keith. Did you what Yeah, no relation to Meghan Keith, 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:22.440 but Constable Keith did work at Newstalk ZB and christ Church. 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:25.440 He had a Sunday morning show yes right, christ Church. 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:27.600 But his first name was Keith's first name is Keith. 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:29.799 This is what I was sure yesterday. I was like, 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:31.920 surely they called him Constable Keith. 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:36.680 Yeah, the community liaison for Canterbury. He's got his break 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:39.760 on What Now. He was always on what Now because 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:42.040 that was based down there out of white Bait Studios 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:44.760 with Jason Gunn. So that's three. He got his big break. 0:03:44.800 --> 0:03:50.040 Constable Keith and his cocaine riddle dog sniff How do 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:50.600 you train a. 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:56.560 Cocaine sniffing dog pretty easily? Yeah, So the messages have 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:59.200 come through thick and fast. Sir Peter Jackson would have 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:03.600 to be in the mix. Sam Neil and Smith, John Walker, 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:06.400 Jason Gunn, Richard McCaw has gotten a lot. Cooper the 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:12.120 first New Zealander, Susicado, David Longie, the Wizard, Constable Keith, 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:12.720 the Beast of. 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:16.480 Blenheim, you can company. He's not a great New Zealander. 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:17.200 I think he's. 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:20.160 Yeah. I think we need to stay clear of those 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:20.760 sorts of things. 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:23.880 I mean, convicted criminals. We may just have to just 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:26.800 put sentim through to the keeper. You can't have Mark 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:27.480 Lundy in there. 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:31.240 No, although Lundy v. Baine would be a great showdown. 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.800 Oh you just the bread the bracket and just having 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.560 it there for the brackets. It would cause controversy because 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:39.080 I mean, the word great New Zealander is bandied around 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.560 a lot and you can't throw it at a couple 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:45.480 of mass murderers, no, and let alone a rapist. I 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:48.039 think they also need to be New Zealanders. Yep. 0:04:48.720 --> 0:04:52.520 I think Shane WARN's gotten a lot of love for 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:54.880 one of the greatest News Islanders of all time. 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:58.679 He's so in Australian. That's why he's, you know, so likable, 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:01.440 But he isn't. He's the most Australian Australian. 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:05.599 All the Frosteds that would probably big the different, but yeah, 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:07.360 I think they have to be from New Zealand, which 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:10.840 actually ironically rules out Cooper because he's not from because 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:13.760 he found New Zealand. Probably rules out Maui as well, 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:18.200 I guess. But yeah, great New Zealander, Diainwoods and a 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:21.000 few that's good. This is better, this is better. I'm 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:24.320 just just distant, singing myself from the Criminal Criminal Arment, 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:29.680 Sarah Almer. John Sweetman his message now now. John Sweetman 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:32.360 is the guy that does the infomercials. You'll know his 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:35.360 voice is the wait, there's more good Wait the tv 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:40.320 O too is now four exactly. He commented a bunch 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:43.120 of names, and I really wanted him to reply to 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.160 his own message and be like, but wait there's more, 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:49.279 and then seim through a bunch more. But unfortunately he didn't. 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:51.280 But you did it in your head. They didn't you? 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:51.680 Oh God? 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:54.960 Halfway through his list and his list is the Mad Butcher, 0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:58.560 Billy T, James, Barry Krumped, Hillary, Peter Jackson, Richiard mcause, 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:01.160 Simon Mannering, Benji Marshall, Shawan Johnson, Matt Watson. 0:06:01.480 --> 0:06:02.599 You should have said, but wait this. 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:06.960 P Walker, Oh so you mean besides Neil Wagner right 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:09.480 in that case, Troy fleavel Roger to check and the 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:14.120 Mad Butcher. So yeah, keep sending those through a lot 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:16.000 of sports people, a lot of sports people that it's 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:18.120 the Olympics going on. This is how it came up 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:22.320 in the first instance. But we've noticed a vacancy on 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:25.600 a banknote as well this morning, for whoever wins the 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:29.719 Greatest New Zealander of all time. The twenty dollars note 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:33.200 at this stage just has an unregistered hawk that they 0:06:33.279 --> 0:06:34.200 do not have a permit for. 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:37.200 And on the other side it is the Queen oh 0:06:37.279 --> 0:06:41.960 Queenie wrestom power. Is she going to get replaced by 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:44.480 old trophy hit, Well, this is what I'm saying. 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:48.280 Instead of that, we should replace it, replace her with 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:50.920 someone that means something to us, A great New Zealander, 0:06:51.000 --> 0:06:53.400 in fact, the greatest New Zealander, the People's Champion, the 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:55.360 People's champ. Because we're gonna have to replace her at 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:58.920 some point, why not replace her with the People's champion 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:02.479 and fit ends up being the nick Minute, Then. 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:03.880 That's what it is. Yeah, you know what I mean. 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:07.839 Yeah, So the twenty dollar note at the moment Kate 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:11.880 Shephard on the ten dollar note, yep, and obviously the 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:15.080 Queen got on the fifty and then straight Rutherford's on 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:15.680 the HOUNDI. 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:19.600 Yeah, and you've got syriads on the fives, on the five, yep, yep. 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:22.400 So yeah, there's a vacancy and I think we need. 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:24.320 To fill it. There's also magic mushrooms on the fetty. 0:07:24.640 --> 0:07:25.200 Have you seen. 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:29.000 That's that's up there with the little triangle on the 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:32.760 American dollar. Yeah, it's a real easter egg. Yeah, Gray 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:34.320 about fetty. You just have a close look at that 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:36.920 fetty and just notice a few Our country has founded 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.880 on psilocybin. I've always said that it's the stone date theory. 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:41.920 We came down from the tree, started eating mushrooms and 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:43.920 learned how to talk. That's the only way you can 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:46.280 explain the expansion of the prefrontal cortex in our brain. 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:50.200 But besides that, I think we need to make sure 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:52.080 that we get a great New Zealander on the twenty dollar. 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:53.200 Note. 0:07:53.600 --> 0:07:55.720 Have you been watching the Olympics? Did you get into 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:56.480 anything last night? 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:56.840 Yeah? 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:59.520 I've had with my kids to thinking they're watching live sport. 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:01.320 I mean I've got no idea at the time difference, 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:03.680 so I've actually hoodwink them and they want to watch 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:06.240 mountain biking, and I saw it was just about over 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:09.120 an hour and a half of just watching people go 0:08:09.160 --> 0:08:11.600 around in circles on dirt track and a lot of 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:13.320 Jeopardy because I saw a few people bowl on the 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:15.080 logs and stuff. So I just went back to the 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.400 start and went play from start and they said, does 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:19.560 this happening right now? I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, right 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:22.560 there over in France, yeap, And they watched the whole lot, right. 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:26.200 Was it the men's race? It was quite a finish 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:28.360 now it was the women's race, but that was dominated 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:31.480 by the French lady. Yeah, she just took off after 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:34.760 about three laps and just hung on. She was all over. 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:35.360 Yeah. 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:37.520 And the men's race, they were like, oh, there's massive 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:40.160 controversy and then you go and watch it. And basically 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:41.720 they had to split either side of a tree. When 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:44.240 they came back together, the guy sort of tail whipped 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:45.720 his opponent a little. 0:08:45.480 --> 0:08:47.120 Bit and then just took off. It was game over 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:47.440 from there. 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:49.760 Everyone bowed him when he crossed the was that pet 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:51.240 cock yeah, pitcock headcock? 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:53.520 Yeah? Because he he features quite heavily in the Tour 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:56.679 de France docco oh really yeah, because he's now races 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:59.680 in the Tour de France and he's an absolute madman 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:02.880 down hell yeah, everyone steers clear fromhim. Then when he 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:05.080 goes to downhill parts of the sort of France because 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.160 you do the Superman. Yeah no, he just goes tucks 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:11.840 down and just goes health leather. Yeah and yeah. But yeah, 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:15.400 he's fairly controversial in the in the old Tour de France. 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:17.200 Doc check it out. But Pitt cocks in the air. 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:19.800 So there's a bit of track record there. I was wondering. 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:22.079 I was like, surely he's not the only person in 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:23.840 this race to have tailwhipped the competitor. 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:27.880 Also, it's in France and Tour de France. He caused 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:30.600 a few bit of ruckets in the Tour de France 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:32.400 as well, so they would have known who he was. 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:36.280 He's amongst all the other mountain boat riders, he is 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:37.800 easily the most famous. 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:41.720 Yeah, well he went over to an incredible amount of booze. 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:44.480 I was like, God, that would suck to finally win 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:46.520 the gold and you're chosen sport. 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:49.440 Yeah, it's so French to booth the moment. I mean 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:53.680 it happens here. Everyone gets its national shame. You remember 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:56.120 when those Aussie fans in the World Cup got some 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:58.240 ships thrown at them and all of a sudden it 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.760 was a national shame. It's like, have you into Australia 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:02.920 and tried to support New Zealand. Yeah, they did the same. 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:05.679 Fuck yes, we got a police escort out of one 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:07.320 ground because they were going to beat the shit out 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:09.439 of us. There was no national shame there. They was 0:10:09.559 --> 0:10:12.040 like fuck it. I was I I yeah, but over here, 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.880 one little boo, have some respect. Get fucked. 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:15.599 I know. 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:17.839 They need to sit there and shut up. It's not 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:19.839 too hard to hoodwink me into watching a replay. I've 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:22.360 done it many times throughout this Olympics already. I've just 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:24.959 sat there and going, eh, oh, fuck, hold on, this 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:25.560 is a replay. 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:25.920 Yeah. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:29.560 Last night, though live, I was watching our equestrian team 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:32.640 and their search for gold. They ended up finishing eighth, 0:10:32.840 --> 0:10:36.200 but show jumping. I was getting really into the show jumping, 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:37.679 and I did that thing that we all do at 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:40.319 the Olympics where you become an expert in it. And 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:43.679 within five minutes of watching it because my missus went 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:44.920 in to have a shower and I was watching it 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:46.920 in bed, and then by the time she got out. 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:48.240 I was like, see what they're trying to do here 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:49.800 is when they hit the trible, they want to make 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:51.240 sure that the strides are right now. If it's a 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:53.199 smaller horse, you can put the extra stride in there, 0:10:53.240 --> 0:10:54.800 but that's just going to take a bit off your speed, 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:56.800 and you need to finish it in eighty seconds. So 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:59.040 for every second you go over, you're going to incur penalty. 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:01.319 I don't mind taking a couple of punity points for 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:03.599 time as long as you're not dropping poles. Did you 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:04.080 get late? 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:04.439 No? 0:11:04.679 --> 0:11:08.880 Good? No, Yeah, that wasn't my I wasn't like, you know, 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:11.640 his his his. I was wondering because I already could 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:13.640 have gone either way. His Monday Night's move could have 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:15.440 gone either way. I was first I was gonna ask 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:17.000 to has she left you? That's what That was my 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:18.880 other one. But then I thought maybe, man, maybe it worked. 0:11:19.800 --> 0:11:20.679 That wasn't my ploy. 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:22.000 I wasn't like, you know, it's going to get her 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:25.120 in the mood punishing equestrian administration. 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.440 You know, I don't know, I don't look, I don't 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:33.560 know your missus that wells. Wow, I'll try anything these days, 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:37.160 I try. I'll throw a lot of mut at the wall. 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:39.599 But yeah, no, so I watched all of that. 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:40.079 There was. 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:43.840 It's good getting into these obscure sports, not the equestrians 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:44.960 to obscure a sport from. 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:46.719 Yeah, but it's not obscure. But you don't even watch 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:49.160 it once every four years obscure to me, once every 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:51.679 four years. You're into it. That that that's obscure enough. 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:52.160 That's all right. 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:52.520 There was. 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:55.200 Unfortunately for our team they finished eighth in the end, 0:11:55.320 --> 0:12:01.000 and the main reason was a girl, Janelle Price, hit 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:03.480 the jump yesterday and so they basically knocked them out. 0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:05.160 A lot of teams were in that same situation. They 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.480 come into the show jumping. It's like you're already cooked 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:11.440 because you because you crashed. It's a Japanese Chinese gentleman 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:14.720 who he skidded his horse over east today as well. 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:17.840 So the team was done. But just as a show 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:19.480 of like hey, just so you guys know, I'm mean, 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.520 he aced the whole thing, didn't drop a single post 0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:25.959 fastest quite like fastest time. 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:27.600 As well for the team around. But the team were 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:29.240 already knocked out. But it was just a matter of 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:31.760 pride for him and does he but did it in 0:12:32.200 --> 0:12:35.080 equestrian does the individuals go at the same time as 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:35.400 the team. 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:38.880 I couldn't figure that part out, okay, because there were yeah, 0:12:38.880 --> 0:12:41.160 there were individual points and then there was like the 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:43.839 team points. I don't know our team finished eighth, okay, 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:46.600 despite I think Tim Price is like sixth. I really 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:48.760 don't know how that works. It is impressive they watching 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:52.520 those horses go around, and impressive that they fly them 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:54.160 over to the other will ship them. I don't know 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:55.760 how they get a horse to the other side of 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:58.880 the fly you know, you know, you don't stick them. 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:00.080 It's not spending six months on. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:02.920 A boat and then you stick him on a special 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:06.680 little business class Emirates flight. I think yeah, right, because 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:08.800 they were like, it's obviously very hard to deal with 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.320 the time difference for that both the athlete but also 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:13.360 the horse. And I was like, that's a good point. 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:17.280 How do you train the horse? It's just like, go 0:13:17.400 --> 0:13:17.720 to sleep. 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:19.640 I am all out of work. Heah, yeah, It's like 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:24.480 I've talked about. My missus works with the rhinocero and 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:29.679 daylight savings. Every year when the clocks jump forward, because 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:31.319 the rhinos are used to getting up at the same 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:33.839 time once a year, she scares the pass out of 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:36.240 these rhinos by coming into the enclosure and our really, 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:38.439 what's going on? 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:40.920 What's going on? Lights are on right, fellas were up. 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:43.880 I can only imagine how hard it be for a horse. Yeah, 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:45.840 they don't care to they they don't care what time 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:49.520 it is the horse. The rhinos around daylight savings you're 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:51.400 not hanging out for it doesn't mean anything. You can 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:52.720 drink beers to eight o'clock at night. 0:13:52.800 --> 0:13:55.520 Scares the absolute but Jesus out of them. But yeah, 0:13:55.960 --> 0:13:58.040 horse racing was what I got into last night. I 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:01.760 tried to stay up for our rowing, but I ended 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:05.240 up falling asleep. How's the medal tally looking? We'll get 0:14:05.280 --> 0:14:07.160 into the middle, Telly. How's this for a tease. We're 0:14:07.160 --> 0:14:08.760 gonna take a quick break and when we come back, 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:11.520 I'm gonna update you with the medal tally. But just 0:14:11.559 --> 0:14:13.599 before we do the snack changey Sports Scholarship. If you 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:16.000 want to win that text chip to three two three six. 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:18.240 You could be eating chips and beard while your missus 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:20.600 in the shower and you're watching a questrian yep and 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:23.440 crumbs all three sheets. So if you want that text 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:26.040 chip to three two three six to win the Snacker 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:31.080 Changy Sports Scholarship will be right back. Quick update on 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:35.160 the meddle tally for New Zealand Lane. As of yesterday 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:38.920 we had no medals, and I'm very happy to report 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:42.040 that as of this morning, we still don't have any medals, unfortunately, 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:44.160 but that's because we're not into the finals of any 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:47.760 of the major medal contention that the Sitting Down ones. 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:50.360 So our sailing's still gone around our forty nine er 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:51.720 boys in the lead. 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:53.480 There's two of them on that one. 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:56.400 The Blackburn sevens are into the semis against the US, 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:58.880 so they're almost I wouldn't say guaranteed. I don't want 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:01.200 to curse it, but they're a good chance for metal 0:15:01.200 --> 0:15:03.360 because if they weren't that then they've at least got bronze. 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:08.440 But they're looking gert. They absolutely humped China, who forgive me, 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:11.720 but they had an upset win. China beat someone that 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:15.160 they shouldn't have. It would be hilarious if China became 0:15:15.400 --> 0:15:18.360 a rugby powerhouse. Wuldn't it be terrifying? It would be terrifying. 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:22.680 Our wind foiler bloke, which is sort of like the windsurfers, 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:25.440 but they're on a foil ye, he come fourth. Obviously, 0:15:25.560 --> 0:15:27.920 we just talked about the equestrian team finished eighth. For 0:15:28.000 --> 0:15:30.000 some reason, they were getting sprayed in the papers too, 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:34.640 worst results since two thousand. Well, okay, okay, eighth, they 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:39.880 didn't like, disgrace the country. Lulu Sun and Aaron Rutliffe. 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:42.640 They lost in the doubles, but they lost to the favorites. 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:45.600 That's a been disappointing though, because old Routliffe is she's 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:47.720 like number one ranked doubles player in the world. 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:49.040 She's a gun and. 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:53.480 Louis Sun is on a heater, so they'll be a 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:56.240 bit disappointed. That's too and done. Yeah, well, I think 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:58.080 it's it's sort of like a. 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:02.080 It's a scheduling loss, you know, like they just happened 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:05.360 to come across like a middle favorite right early doors. 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:07.360 They would have loved to have been on a different 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:09.960 side of the of the drawer. But you can only 0:16:10.000 --> 0:16:12.280 play who's in front of you. Our trap shooting man 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:14.840 is in nineteenth he's still going again today. Trap shooting 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:15.280 is quite cool. 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:19.880 So trappers, the stag the stags. Yeah, yeah, I still 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:23.160 think they should shoot off the hip way more interesting 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:23.440 for me. 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:25.080 And they just shot off the hap like you know 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:27.560 up here off the hap Yeah, full stag there. 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:31.320 Yeah, you have to be nude or dressed as a 0:16:31.400 --> 0:16:33.760 woman or some humiliating nurses costume. 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:36.120 They wax you before you start. Yeah, so they wax you. 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:39.080 Then you've got to try and get your I love 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:41.920 that they've got the little heart rate monitors on them 0:16:42.360 --> 0:16:43.520 and you can see the heart rate. 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:48.520 I haven't seen it. And maybe maybe also pepper and paintballs. Yeah, 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:49.760 so it's Kevinn Welts as well. 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:53.040 Yeah, exactly, fill him up with shots of tequila and 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:54.840 then send him out there with a loaded shotgun. The 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:58.840 stag trap shooting stag shirting. Both of our surfers are out, 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:03.120 Billy Stimm and then and a Vetti Vet. They both 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:06.480 got knocked out and Sam Gaze came sixth in his 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:08.000 mountain biking, which is pretty good. 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:10.040 Does Sam Gaye? Is that that guy the guy that 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:14.000 did the fingers Andrew Maintens remember it was the Calm 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:18.720 Games where his teammate left him behind in the kind 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:20.359 of pet stop area and he took off and he 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:20.879 gave him the. 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:24.639 Big I have a vague I'm sure someone will facture 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:28.560