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Speaker 1: Put more from Jay, Smike and Keysy on Instagram, shown

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Speaker 1: them four to seven every weekday on radio. Thanks mate,

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Speaker 1: I think I'm the only one to not vouch on

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Speaker 1: the shows. Did it the other day?

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Speaker 2: I heard that filthy? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't your deep gutteral keesy ripper.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Don't stop starting rumors and I do massive bs you

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Speaker 3: just like film is about about false things.

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Speaker 2: How are you feeling about your shoved face? My what?

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Speaker 1: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: You shaved?

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Speaker 1: Okay? You know cold, it's my face what it is,

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Speaker 1: and you know, the skin's a bit sensitive because of

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Speaker 1: course it's had a bed all over it for all

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Speaker 1: over its Yeah, but I kind of miss it. But

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Speaker 1: at the same time, I'm like, oh whatever, I don't care.

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Speaker 3: Well, the good thing is, Jason, you probably haven't what

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Speaker 3: about this? You could probably grow it back.

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Speaker 1: Well that's the other thing too, of course, not for

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Speaker 1: quite some time. No, I can't do that.

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Speaker 2: We like a few weeks.

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Speaker 1: Because there was the possibility of me just keeping it

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Speaker 1: at a certain length, but it was just so much

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Speaker 1: Headmond and I'm not I'm still not great with the

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Speaker 1: older clippers. It's pretty tricky in terms of getting it

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Speaker 1: even just little eries I can't quite get into you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Would you ever paid?

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Speaker 3: And I wonder if you do this paid to actually

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Speaker 3: get a barber to give you a proper shave and

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Speaker 3: trim on on the beard?

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Speaker 2: Nah?

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Speaker 1: I know, actually I did think about.

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Speaker 3: That because like the barber's over here and the one

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Speaker 3: out by my place, they do that.

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Speaker 2: They'll do your full full groom. You know.

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Speaker 1: I don't like people tuttling with my face though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, fair enough even like right, but that's as far

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Speaker 2: as it goes, because that's as far as I've got.

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Speaker 2: You know, Do they do it with like a little comb?

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Speaker 2: I can't. Yeah. And then they've also got these raisors

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Speaker 2: is there where they just can just blast it on

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Speaker 2: your lips and it doesn't cut your skin. But every clippers,

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Speaker 2: see the clippers, I've got the slightest wrong move and

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Speaker 2: you're fucking bleeding from eight places, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: I had it was so weird a little neck on

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Speaker 1: and somehow just that and it was one of those ones.

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Speaker 1: It was the tiniest little cat and it were just

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Speaker 1: pest blood.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I had one of those ones.

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Speaker 1: Ye, I'd say.

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Speaker 2: It's good chat the gasha too. Have you ever hed

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Speaker 2: one doesn't surprise me?

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Speaker 3: Well, to be honest, I mean I only shaved with

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Speaker 3: I used to shave with disposable rasores, right, but I

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Speaker 3: changed them like once a month of the really nice

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Speaker 3: and you pay like thirty bucks for four or something,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and i'd been at seven dollars fifty each ja

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Speaker 2: yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'd probably cut myself once once a year,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. They're pretty good, pretty good. Yeah. So I don't

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Speaker 2: know what you're running like a bic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just your your ladies back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and no shaving cream, just waterry, yeah, just dry,

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Speaker 1: Man, No, I had I heard a conspiracy theory re

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Speaker 1: shaving cream, which was that it's true that my designed

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Speaker 2: Well, to be honest with you, it's probably true. Because

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Speaker 2: what I'm sort of learning i'm doing, I'll probably go

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Speaker 2: down conspiracy holes. It's quite fun, quite fun. Something you

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Speaker 2: don't do it well. One thing I know, though, is

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Speaker 2: even if you start believing any of this ship, you

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Speaker 2: just don't tell anyone yes, because even if it is right,

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Speaker 2: fun some of them. And one of them is, for example,

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Speaker 2: but this is a true one, is that the shampoos

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Speaker 2: then they also sell the same companies also sell stuff

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Speaker 2: reason your here is falling out is because they put

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Speaker 2: the ship into the shampoo we're is making your hair

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like true, true, true true, Yeah, like part because

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Speaker 2: Sort of think about, what you think to yourself as

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Speaker 2: why would they do that? And the reason why they

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Speaker 2: that's all they do care about. They're not like, oh,

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Speaker 2: we better not do it. They're like, let's fucking do it,

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Speaker 2: because we can do whatever we want. What about that

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Speaker 2: is straight up and they can't be charged with anything.

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Speaker 2: What it's like I use even my shampoo, I use

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Speaker 2: head and shoulders. Haha. Procter and Gamble make that Keysy.

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Speaker 2: Procter and Gamble are those saints. I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: I don't wash my hair.

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Speaker 2: See that's the thing. But this is the other thing.

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Speaker 2: Do you need to wash your hair? Well, humans for

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Speaker 2: thousands of years didn't. Yes, that's right, exactly right. There's

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Speaker 2: a guy I was banging on. You have rose mirry,

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Speaker 1: Or a squirt you know, a lemon, Lemon.

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Speaker 3: The whole Big Show week days from four on radio

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Speaker 3: Hiarchym They Big Show Podcast of Lemons.

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Speaker 2: That's a little bit of creep.

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Speaker 1: It's really interesting though, because that is well. I would

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Speaker 1: wash my hair at most once a month. And I've

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Speaker 1: always been told by makeup artists et cetera, et cetera

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Speaker 2: Oh that's healthy. Yeah, so you know, and it's got

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Speaker 2: its own oils in it, Jason, the shampooed there, it

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Speaker 1: Here, my wife, ye got your name cess over it

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, just don't wash your here, man.

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Speaker 3: So you wash your hair once a month at most,

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Speaker 3: and you're the same Mike, and you put product in

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Speaker 3: that's it. What product is it? Is it like a

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Speaker 2: Yeah? It right, But then that ship's probably done good

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Speaker 2: for it either, But I look sick though I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't put product in my hair either. It's just

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Speaker 2: Just seal it in sealing the flavor. We should ever, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we should see what kind of conspiracy theories we can drama.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, some good ones around.

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Speaker 1: It's interesting too, you know when I won't name names,

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Speaker 1: but when mates start posting stuff and you go, oh no,

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Speaker 3: I think it's a general rule. If it's sent to

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Speaker 3: whenever I get sent something on Facebook, it's usually something

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Speaker 2: You know. Yes, I'm glad I'm not on Facebook. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Facebook, I never go on it.

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Speaker 3: Can you post a status on Today's show, just as

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Speaker 3: on your private Facebook? Just a status saying what you're

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 3: Because no one posts, hasn't posted, like, no one posts

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Speaker 2: Right, So if you just.

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Speaker 3: Posted pretty cold in Auckland today and then Jason Hoyd

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Speaker 3: that I've had a shave. Yeah, yeah, just had a

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Speaker 1: But but my question is why, just to see how

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Speaker 1: know it doesn't have to, but it goes to Facebook

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Speaker 2: On your story, yeah, yours doesn does. He doesn't set

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, I'm on Facebook, and then I and then

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Speaker 3: I see at the top it's like your friend's stories

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Speaker 3: and it's a story of me. Jase has taken in

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Speaker 2: Hoo? Yeah? So why is this on Facebook? Good content?

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Speaker 1: Very good content?

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Speaker 2: Really, And you've got to work till what time tonight?

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Speaker 3: Man, late man, because you'll leave here at seven years

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Speaker 3: and so you're gonna be out there like eight.

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Speaker 1: I think I think the Rappers midnight, right, it maybe

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Speaker 2: I think it's going to be a bit later. I

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Speaker 2: think it'll give me one of the lines of dialogue. No, no,

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Speaker 2: I can't not even one. No, learned it? Yeah? One line?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: In the liners it with Shane Shane was the killer?

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Speaker 1: Okay night there really good wow.

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Speaker 3: So obviously at some point in that episode you say

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Speaker 2: In which case delivery easy. Now we don't know, we

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Speaker 2: don't know.

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Speaker 3: We just don't know who was it though? In this

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Speaker 3: episode was a you that killed the person.

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Speaker 1: Let's not be having this conversation. I don't what my

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Speaker 1: agent sertenly getting in touch with me. Yeah, busting my balls.

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Speaker 2: That's good promo, man, check it out. It's you.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know you can say that at the moment.

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Speaker 2: You didn't take any of those hints, did you during

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Speaker 2: that conversation. I can't even say why you can't be

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Speaker 2: on acting stuff me? Are you serious?

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Speaker 1: I'm serious? Right?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Well the pugs to beat that out? There was at

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Speaker 3: the thirty second nine minutes thirty Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that out. I'm also sure it's fine.

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Speaker 3: Well, what I'll do is I'll say another show now,

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Speaker 3: just to throw them off the set.

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Speaker 2: Short Street Country calendar. Nice.

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Speaker 1: God, just added massively to my stress. Now there's a

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Speaker 1: there's a program for today show fellows if you want it.

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Speaker 2: How many cheese chocolate? How many scenes have you got? Man?

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