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Speaker 1: Kate Hawks by Tim Wilson Withers. Good morning to both

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Speaker 1: of you.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe morning play Jason Segal singing night swimming.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here's the here's the thing. Okay, there's a story

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Speaker 1: behind that. I when Glenn came into the building this morning,

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Speaker 1: I said, hey, re after right. That's all I said.

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Speaker 1: I said, hey, re after right? And he went.

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Speaker 3: Like that.

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Speaker 1: It was the weirdest sound of neghborhood. He went, he went.

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Speaker 1: I went what he goes. I said, if you got

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Speaker 1: something good and he goes, yeah, yeah, but you tell

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Speaker 1: me what yours is? And I said, is it really good?

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Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, I think you'll like it. I said,

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Speaker 1: but tell me what yours is. And I said I

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Speaker 1: don't want to anymore. And he said good chat walked away.

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Speaker 2: What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Well? Here?

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Speaker 1: No, because I just said hey, after it.

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Speaker 4: And well it's just there, I thought, I here we go.

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Speaker 4: He's heard he's heard a song on some program that

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Speaker 4: he wasn't even watching on TV it and he wants

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Speaker 4: me to play that because he's heard this random song.

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Speaker 4: Whereas meanwhile, I've already loaded a bunch of tracks and

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Speaker 4: waiting to play you know, four days ago, so that

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Speaker 4: noise that I made was just trying to convey that

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Speaker 4: for the second week in a row, he's just blowing

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Speaker 4: all my show prep out of the water.

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Speaker 1: I could, I couldn't make.

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Speaker 3: Can you make? Can you make the noise? Because I

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Speaker 3: think it's probably different to the way he made the noise.

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Speaker 1: I'm personally I.

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Speaker 4: Think he was pretty he was pretty accurate with the noises.

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Speaker 4: Pretty yeah, okay, but then I don't think it was

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Speaker 4: quite as petulant as what he all the noises that

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Speaker 4: he made after it when when he then refused to

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Speaker 4: tell me what his suggestion was.

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Speaker 1: Well, I didn't know what can you do?

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Speaker 3: His noises?

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Speaker 1: At this point, I'm in trouble with the missus, And

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Speaker 1: that's my difficulty, you see, because I don't want to

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Speaker 1: upset Glen because he's done all this prep allegedly four

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Speaker 1: days in advance. But I know that I want to

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Speaker 1: surprise Katie because I've got this song, because she'll be

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Speaker 1: expecting it. And then I'm I'm between a rock and

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Speaker 1: a hard place.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, not upsetting Glen, who's done all the

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Speaker 2: show prepers far more important that comes to show than me.

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Speaker 2: Don't try about me and I wasn't expecting it, but

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Speaker 2: I thought, person, you.

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Speaker 1: See, apart from race Jason Segal, can we just not

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Speaker 1: have a race to like who's the biggest victim here?

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Speaker 3: Because there's too much of that broadly society.

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Speaker 1: So it's just gone agree more can.

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Speaker 2: Because Mike's got two marriages, me and Glenn.

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Speaker 1: And one's only ones in therapy. Now what?

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Speaker 4: And then you look at the crazy thing is we

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Speaker 4: do actually have the ability we can we can actually

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Speaker 4: play more than one song.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do that? Can you do that for us?

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Speaker 1: Here we go.

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Speaker 5: Fum the dash for taken years ago? Turn around back

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Speaker 5: but saw the when shows ever, history, Lane, reveal sound

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Speaker 5: picture and reever?

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Speaker 1: Do you think he's a good singer?

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Speaker 5: To him?

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Speaker 1: Who is this Jason Sigal the actor?

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Speaker 3: It's all right, I mean I like as I heard it,

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Speaker 3: I was thinking, you know what the first staple tip?

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Speaker 4: Can you stop calling him cigar?

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Speaker 1: By the way, I can't help it. It's one cigar,

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Speaker 1: all cigals. I mean they're all the same, aren't they. See, Katie,

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Speaker 1: you need to explain from shrinking. This is a deeply

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Speaker 1: moving moment in which you were lying and the dog

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Speaker 1: next to you on the sofa was going.

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Speaker 3: Shrinking is can you stop doing those noises?

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Speaker 2: Anybody that watches shrinking will understand maybe out of context.

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Speaker 1: To be fair, I've listened to the song every day

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Speaker 1: to work this week and I love it. Yeah, every day,

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Speaker 1: and I love it. And so I didn't even see

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Speaker 1: the pro And because Glenn was one hundred percent right,

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Speaker 1: it's a great.

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Speaker 2: It's a great song either way, am or it's great.

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Speaker 1: Hey listen. Two things to deal with the of serious

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Speaker 1: note this morning, and we'll take a break and come

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Speaker 1: back in a moment. One children and speeding tickets and

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Speaker 1: oh still personal, Yeah, it's deeply personal. And two they

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Speaker 1: much requested how much did Sam spend at Chibo last week?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it was dinner, big deal. Now you think of

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Speaker 1: a number, You think of a number, Tim, I want

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Speaker 1: a number, now, Katie, you know the number, don't you?

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Speaker 2: Because I paid it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you know the number. What's your number?

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Speaker 3: Ten? Okay? Two people dinner, one not drinking, one drinking.

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Speaker 3: I'd say two twenty seven fifty.

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Speaker 1: Two twenty seven to fifty. Sam's actually, ironically, he didn't

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Speaker 1: have a clue because he knew he didn't have to

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Speaker 1: the fact he had the menu and the prices in

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Speaker 1: of what he thought had happened. He's come to four

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Speaker 1: forty oh yeah, for two people for two that's what

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Speaker 1: I thought.

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Speaker 3: That's right. So what are you sure there were two people?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Exactly so, And it doesn't include something and I'll

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Speaker 1: come to in just a couple of moments. So Katie,

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Speaker 1: the final bill for two people was.

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Speaker 2: Well, sorry, are we including the tip or not?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Not my tip?

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Speaker 3: Tip?

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Speaker 2: Obviously I tipped.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, they had really.

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Speaker 2: Good service because Sade texted me and I was getting

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Speaker 2: updates and they were having a great night. They were

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Speaker 2: getting great sex.

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Speaker 1: A good night, that's true. So all right, tip hand

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Speaker 1: note tip without tip, without tip four ninety three four

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Speaker 1: nine three for that and with tip. How much was

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Speaker 1: the tip?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 2: I just I paid them five point fifty.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's good. So that's ten percent. So four nine three.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing. What it doesn't include is the one. Now,

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Speaker 1: the interesting thing about the four nine three is four

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Speaker 1: hundred and twenty of that is alcohol, So they really.

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Speaker 3: Wait, so what Sami's beloved because because it wasn't semi

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Speaker 3: he was. I mean, he actually does drink, but he

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Speaker 3: wasn't drinks. Were he drinks?

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Speaker 1: Does he? He certainly wasn't driving. Given the size of

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Speaker 1: the alcohol bill, he certainly wasn't driving.

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Speaker 3: And so wait, so drinking is going down generally.

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Speaker 1: Not and the brider isn't. Anyway, it didn't include and

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Speaker 1: this is a revelation to UK. It didn't the four

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Speaker 1: nine to three minus tip didn't include the one hundred

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Speaker 1: at other tables.

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Speaker 4: No, what what.

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Speaker 1: They are pers six one hundred and twenty dollars, of

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Speaker 1: which five hundred and ninety four dollars fifty was alcohol. Wow,

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Speaker 1: it shocks another people to buy them drinks. That's awesome, yeah, said,

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Speaker 1: that was what was said. Jeremy was telling me what

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Speaker 3: He was there is a given an arm one more.

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Speaker 3: That's that.

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Speaker 2: That speaks to the great clientele of Chibo that they're

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Speaker 2: so lovely and generous. They want everyone to have a

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Speaker 3: Well, because they realized the trials that Sammy endures during

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Speaker 3: the day. You know, working for working for Mike, the struggles,

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Speaker 3: you know, the you think Mike's impersonation of Glenn was

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Speaker 3: mean You know, Mike's impersonation of Sam is so much meaner,

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Speaker 3: and so of course he's going to take solace in

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Speaker 3: a drink or two the end of the week.

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Speaker 1: But you had him at two twenty seven to fifty little,

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Speaker 1: did you know?

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Speaker 3: I know?

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Speaker 1: Okay, next Ques, next quizdom how much is a speeding

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Speaker 1: ticket when you are twenty one kilometers over the limit?

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Speaker 2: I've told him off here, I think here.

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Speaker 1: Told me before what is sev one hundred and seventy dollars?

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Speaker 1: Do you think one hundred and seventy dollars? Because I

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Speaker 1: don't get speeding tickets because I drive nice and safely.

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Speaker 1: Do you do you think you're the guy?

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Speaker 3: You're the guy who told me an orange light it

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Speaker 3: means accelerating me.

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Speaker 1: So do you think one hundred and seventy dollars is

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Speaker 1: a deterrent?

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Speaker 2: It's been an expensive week.

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Speaker 3: That's a lot.

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Speaker 2: And what I'm about is the adult son who's now

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Speaker 2: returned to the UK giving me back my car which

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Speaker 2: he curbed and in curbd a safety camera, speak camera

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Speaker 3: Do I get to merit points?

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Speaker 1: No? No, you don't know you paid paid Fie, you

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Speaker 1: just paid the fine.

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Speaker 3: You are you close to the line? Katie is there?

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Speaker 1: She's on sixteen points. I'm pretty close to the drink

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Speaker 1: driving one was the one that really pinged it badly.

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Speaker 1: Oh whatever, Sam Ranger and see can she goes? I

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Speaker 1: think I'm just a low limit. I'll get it to

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Speaker 1: go so I'll come get you love. Where am I

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Speaker 1: taking the car on Monday? Tim?

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Speaker 3: Taking the car to the decurbifying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm taking to the alloy wheel place and they're

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Speaker 1: going to just put the wheels back together again. So

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Speaker 1: how much of that does tell? One's pay all of it?

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Speaker 3: What's going on here? Is this?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 3: Just come here? Run up a speeding tecker? Curbed the worries?

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Speaker 3: I mean, is there a serious conversation about to be

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Speaker 3: initiated but we do it on air?

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Speaker 1: Is there is there a very serious conversation to be

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Speaker 1: initiated Caatie or not?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I just spoke him this morning.

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Speaker 3: He's pretty jet legged.

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Speaker 2: He's pretty tight.

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Speaker 3: You curbed the car, You've got a speeding ticket?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I've got you leg so much? Nothing?

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Speaker 2: Is he just so jet leg I just can I

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Speaker 2: just raise something really quickly that you mentioned earlier. I

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Speaker 2: didn't know about it because I don't read the papers.

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Speaker 2: This whole just end a moving to Australia thing. I

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Speaker 2: don't I didn't know about any of that. But I

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Speaker 2: think more it would be more that people would be

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Speaker 2: aggrieved at the fact that she has well and truly

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Speaker 2: officially abandoned New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: That is true, But do you think do you think

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Speaker 1: moving and being spotted by a rural mayor is news

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Speaker 1: in any way, shape or form.

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Speaker 3: She's a celebrity, so as she's a celebrity of sort, Well, no,

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Speaker 3: I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: I think the story was some mea Sora and when

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Speaker 1: Gid a Cindy, how are you love COVID, love the lockdown, love,

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Speaker 1: good on you. I think that's the beginning, middle and

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Speaker 3: As this segment, Mike does silly voices. Hey, I've got

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Speaker 3: I've got I've got a positive I've got a positive.

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Speaker 3: Way to finish. It's a playground. We're at a playground.

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Speaker 3: Last night met some kids, met their mom and dad.

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Speaker 3: Guess what, just moved back from Perth, spent some time

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Speaker 3: in Perth, come back to New Zealand. There's no place

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Speaker 3: like home. So there we go.

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Speaker 1: Nice one, nice ending, Tim, well coming back. Do you

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Speaker 1: have a good weekend? Tim Wilson Kate hawks.

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Speaker 3: Up for more from the Mic Asking Breakfast Listen live

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Speaker 3: to news talks.

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Speaker 5: It'd be from six am weekdays, or follow the podcast

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Speaker 5: on iHeartRadio.