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Speaker 2: Welcome along to the Mantain Jury Show. Thursday the twelve

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Speaker 2: South African plum. Yeah, and of course we'll get stuck

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Speaker 2: into the man who asked to KII police officer, how

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Speaker 2: do my bulls smell? We'll find out what the police

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Speaker 2: officer said back to him after he asked him that question.

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Speaker 2: Did he smell them?

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Speaker 1: That is a huge topic for kiwis across the country,

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Speaker 1: and this one a hot topic since Dave Grohl announced

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Speaker 1: We want to know is the Foo Fighters front man

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Speaker 2: there's also a Matt and Jerry connection to this whole

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Speaker 2: situation that I realized yesterday afternoon as I was riding home. Ah. Yes,

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Speaker 2: we offered him an out, we did, and we'll talk

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Speaker 3: Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast from.

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Speaker 2: Songs for the Death thatts Go with the Flow by

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Speaker 2: Queens of the Stone Age not featuring Davy Groll on

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Speaker 2: know Jean Troutman. I think Jean Troutman. I reckon do Troutman?

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Speaker 2: Why don't know? There's a lot going on there.

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Speaker 1: It's interesting that we live in a world where we're

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Speaker 1: surprised that a rock star sleeps around.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, boy, oh boy, interesting conversations in his house.

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Speaker 2: Oh lovely, lovely partner, beautiful woman. He's a nice man too,

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Speaker 2: Dave Graham, And we interviewed him in that hotel room,

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Speaker 1: And he apologized for us for overhearing him saying that

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Speaker 2: He was not syndcast the first stone at Davy Grohl.

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Speaker 2: sets of genitles? No, that's a Hermie as a brand. Okay,

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Speaker 1: This text is absolutely beautiful and we have to make

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this says Cheers Wounders. Been at the hospital since

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Speaker 2: midnight waiting for baby number two. Turned on Ruder at

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Speaker 2: five point thirty and my baby was born at five

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Speaker 2: point fifty. You induced the baby ruder smooth tones they

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Speaker 2: call them the induction. Thanks for the final stretch, lads.

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Speaker 2: As Baby Charlie was being cleaned up, he was listening

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Speaker 2: to the smooth tones of Cheers and les much appreciated,

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Speaker 2: bless blessed, please, oh welcome to our world, Charlie. Ah,

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Speaker 2: Charlie is a lovely Charlie. If this Charlie grows up

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Speaker 1: But a lot of work and a lot of struggle

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the struggle. The struggle gives you meaning. So bless

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Speaker 2: Charlie and welcome to this world. Speaking of meaning, after

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Speaker 2: do my balls smell? That's that was someone's baby. At

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Speaker 2: some stage, that guy was someone's baby. Madden Jerry Show.

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Speaker 3: Radio Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Jerry Show.

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Speaker 2: There's skepticism about the government's new AI run chatbot. Tech

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Speaker 2: Minister Judith Collins has revealed a pilot version of gav

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Speaker 2: GPT is coming out next month. So who's theism from?

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Speaker 2: Is it from? Whoever wrote this news headline? What is that?

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Speaker 2: Wellington exactly exactly. So it's more the fact that the

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Speaker 2: I tell you who's pleased about this. The New Zealanders

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Speaker 1: I mean if you put a million dollars on that,

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Speaker 3: That was good eating the Mat Jerry Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, we've got two options here, team. We can

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Speaker 2: So a man who rubbed his hand on a police

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Speaker 2: at the same time as driving he was initially charged with.

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Speaker 2: So he's got one hundred and fifty community hours community

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Speaker 2: How does my balls? How does my ball smell? Well?

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Speaker 2: It's on the lower level of offending when it comes

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Speaker 1: What about that twenty one year old woman in Hamilton

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Speaker 2: Oh, I reckon that. That's the worse. That's worse. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And went up and went, how does my ball smell?

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Speaker 1: Actually, I would say, because my uncle Selwyn used to

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Speaker 2: large knits in your hair. I didn't grow the knits well.

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Speaker 2: I had the longest here in town.

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Speaker 1: So I was blamed for the knits, although it was

435
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Speaker 1: marched out of a balkal with a barber shop for

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Speaker 1: having knits.

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Speaker 2: And so now grow those? Are you saying that those

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Speaker 2: notes jumped over to you? I reckon you grew them

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Speaker 2: from egg They might have hatched on my head. They

440
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Speaker 2: might have, but my parents were living overseas. What was

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Speaker 2: I supposed to do? Like?

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Speaker 1: There was no one to look after. There was no

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Speaker 1: one with a little no one coming at me with

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Speaker 1: a little comb.

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Speaker 2: So this variety of plumbers called the autumn treat no

446
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Speaker 2: one for its crisp and sweet flavor. Bet it's nothing

447
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Speaker 2: on a black Doris. Who doesn't love a black Doris?

448
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Speaker 2: I love? Do you know what this is going to

449
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Speaker 2: be controversial? I love canned.

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Speaker 1: D stoned black Doris palm plums in the sauce. Now

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Speaker 1: that's a good.

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Speaker 2: Get out, Yeah, get out. But this is coming from

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Speaker 2: a man who also, yeah, you had some a tin

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Speaker 2: of potatoes.

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Speaker 1: It's a great way to keep your potatoes and it's

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Speaker 1: a great way to control your potatoes.

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Speaker 4: Can I just say I'm a little bit disappointed because

458
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Speaker 4: I've put this article in front of you. There's two

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Speaker 4: very clear quotes from a South African I have not

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Speaker 4: heard the quotes done in the South African accent area has.

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Speaker 2: A lot of very unique microclimates and that helps the

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Speaker 2: plums a lot. We do soil samples yearly and then

463
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Speaker 2: we put the soil on what is needed. I also

464
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Speaker 2: have a top plum specialist to help us with production

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Speaker 2: and quality.

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Speaker 1: South Africans really elongate their a's, don't they large?

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Speaker 2: Large, large, So there we are massive plum in South Africa.

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Speaker 2: That's something all South Africans can be proud of. What

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Speaker 2: a wonderful world we live in. Coming up later on

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Speaker 2: the Mountain Jerry Show, Laura McGoldrick and Ministre It that's

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Speaker 2: after seven o'clock and after eight o'clock Penis or Genius.

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Speaker 2: Something we do on Thursdays on The Mountain Jerry Show.

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Speaker 2: This morning, we're going to be debating the merits of

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Speaker 2: Dave Grohl after it turns out news came out yesterday

475
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Speaker 2: that he fathered a child out of woodlock. Can you

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Speaker 2: separate the artistry and everything else that he's done good

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Speaker 2: from the indiscretion The.

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Speaker 2: Lood and Jerry Breakfast Show, Hold sixty nine d show.

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Speaker 3: Wilber j said, we else having fun.

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Speaker 2: I's n I save you with thisus this morning on

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Speaker 2: the Mountain Jerry shat Thursday, the twelfth of September. Look

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Speaker 2: the term big show and massive show coming up as

484
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Speaker 2: bandied around a lot nowadays, I said in his name,

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Speaker 2: But today you've got to say we really do. We've

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Speaker 2: got Penis l Genius. We're talking about Davey Groll, frontman

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Speaker 2: of the Food Fighters, former drama for Nirvana. He's been

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Speaker 2: caught out philandering, He's fathered a child outside of his

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Speaker 2: marriage and come forward and talked about it. We are

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Speaker 2: going to be debating the merits of David Grol and

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Speaker 2: Penis sol Genius. Yeah. It's really interesting, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Because I don't think even two days ago, this would

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Speaker 1: be a topic no one. I mean it would have

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Speaker 1: been you wouldn't be able to do penis of genius

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Speaker 1: Davey Grol because everyone thought he was an absolute genius.

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Speaker 1: And maybe that that remains, but it is a change

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Speaker 1: in the climate, just that we are willing to ask

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Speaker 1: that question now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, later on we're going to talk about shopping trolley's

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Speaker 2: what they can say about your personality that's fascinating. After eight,

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Speaker 2: all this week on The Mat and Jerry Show thanks

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Speaker 2: Guy Montgomery, comedian, joins us before nine o'clock this morning.

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Speaker 2: But up next, Laura McGoldrick and Mania Stewart talk about

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Speaker 2: the ACC presents a Game of two Halves. It's premiering

510
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Speaker 2: tonight eight point thirty on Sky Sport one and Sky Open.

511
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Speaker 2: You're on it. I'm on that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a team captain and Manaia Stewart's the other

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Speaker 1: team captain, and calib Blyight was on my team and

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Speaker 1: Joey Wheeler.

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Speaker 2: What a great couple of New Zealanders.

516
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Speaker 3: They were then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

517
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Speaker 2: So yesterday and the Daddy Be Spoke Podcast, we talked

518
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Speaker 2: to Laura McGoldrick and man Stewart about the new show,

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Speaker 2: The ACC Presents a Game of Two Halves, also starring

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Speaker 2: our very own Matthew heat Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's right, me and Manaia Stewart of the team captains,

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Speaker 1: Laura McGoldrick as the host, and ge Lane's not on

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Speaker 1: it because he got canceled.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's premiere is at thirty nine on Skot's Bought

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Speaker 2: One and Sky's Open and and I told us that

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Speaker 2: he was worried about how long the title ACC Presents

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Speaker 2: a Game of Two Halves is it's lengthy. It's a

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Speaker 2: lengthy title.

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Speaker 5: He really should shorten.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well that's the a SEC really presenting it. No,

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Speaker 2: I am, but you're presenting okay, I mean you're a Jason.

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Speaker 2: I would have thought that there will be way more

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Speaker 2: people that would watch it was called Laura McGoldrick presents.

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Speaker 1: I'd argue that and also I wouldn't have to be

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Speaker 1: dressed up and that humiliating a SEC uniform that that

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Speaker 1: me and I are.

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Speaker 6: And I know because then the athletes come in and

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Speaker 6: that just Michael Blood's and there were the guns out guns.

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Speaker 1: And on my team, Joe Wheeler's just turned up on

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Speaker 1: a T shirt and I've got this really unflattering suit,

541
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Speaker 1: you know, like I want to wear dark colors.

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Speaker 2: At the stage of my Yo Yo dietings.

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Speaker 5: Black, I thought you looked fine. To be honest, I

544
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Speaker 5: thought Kezy's horrifically white birkenstocks really took away from anything.

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Speaker 5: No one else could see what you guys are wearing

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Speaker 5: because of those burkes, So I.

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Speaker 2: Thought it looks fine.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, so Game of Two Harts, it was a

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Speaker 1: game show on We did that finish when I was

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Speaker 1: around last time.

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Speaker 2: Two thousand, very early two thousand six. Yeah, she was.

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Speaker 2: She was a high rating Bonanza and I know that

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Speaker 2: because he used to be on at nine thirty. And

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Speaker 2: I know that because they used to look at the

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Speaker 2: ratings in those days and at the massive numbers.

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Speaker 5: It popped off.

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Speaker 2: You can get away with more naughty stuff now than

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Speaker 2: you ever could.

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Speaker 6: I've seen some of the stuff you've gotten away with

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Speaker 6: on seven Sharp lately, Jerry, And yeah, that would back

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Speaker 6: that up.

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Speaker 2: But I don't think anyone said it. If we we

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Speaker 2: might have let everyone down in the show, because I

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Speaker 2: don't think I've seen anything horrific.

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Speaker 5: No, I was sort of looking for a bit more

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Speaker 5: from you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you'll find your way. I had a

568
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Speaker 2: very intimidating team. Not I wasn't definitely not intimidated by

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Speaker 2: the guys on the other side, but just been between

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Speaker 2: Joey Wheeler and MICHAELA. Blyth. Intimidated by your own team.

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Speaker 2: There's such great specimens, though.

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Speaker 5: Micala Blake came in with her gold medal, which I

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Speaker 5: think was quite It was a power play and dress.

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Speaker 2: Like she was going to the Halbergs. Was it a

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Speaker 2: Holt neck or athletes have to wear halt necks? Female

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Speaker 2: athletes for some reason, they love a halter on a

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Speaker 2: Holter Tan lines as a wholter just the one round

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Speaker 2: just ti up. Yeah, I like a Holter, the Hellberg's halter.

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Speaker 2: It's the home of the Halter.

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Speaker 6: I think it's because the guns you work so hard

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Speaker 6: to get and such.

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Speaker 2: She does have great guns.

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Speaker 6: That's why we're covered up in the blazers. Yeah that's right,

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Speaker 6: because we look does she a game.

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Speaker 2: Of two halves? Those what's what are the pins? Like?

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Speaker 5: I don't really good pins because dress on before.

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Speaker 2: She was trying fantastic, but Joey were just to show

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Speaker 2: great New Zealander and and great depends. But that's the

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Speaker 2: only advice they gave to him is dressed what you

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Speaker 2: might wear out, what you'd wear out to dinner.

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Speaker 5: That's what he's wearing out to dinner his wife.

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Speaker 2: That's what he said. They said, what would you wear

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Speaker 2: out to night's dinner? And he's like, I'd wear a

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Speaker 2: T shirt and jeans, and so he just turned up

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Speaker 2: and a T shirt with a few stains on it,

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Speaker 2: and they were like, well what's he goes, well, this

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Speaker 2: is what I would wear out for dinner. I thought,

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Speaker 2: this is.

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Speaker 5: Wheeler is a lucky lady.

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Speaker 2: It's like they made us get changed, but makeup on her.

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Speaker 6: He walked on out of the car park straight onto

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Speaker 6: the no makeup, No makeup.

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Speaker 2: So how do you feel about the show? Laura? I

604
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Speaker 2: thought you were good. I mean, it's a look behind

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Speaker 2: the curtainsy we've already recorded.

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Speaker 5: Shocker, No it was good.

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Speaker 2: I had fun.

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Speaker 5: I thought you guys were great because obviously man I's

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Speaker 5: kept in a met's captain, so you put it against

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Speaker 5: each other. How did you feel you both?

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Speaker 2: I thought man I was very good? Oh, thank you,

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Speaker 2: thank you?

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Speaker 5: What do you think about mats?

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Speaker 2: That terrible? I just I was you don't catch the

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Speaker 2: bait there?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 6: I don't know you can. I can never tell. I

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Speaker 6: know that as soon as we put it up there

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Speaker 6: that everyone's going to have the same question that I

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Speaker 6: had with.

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Speaker 2: I still don't know where she is Barley Health Retreat. Okay,

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Speaker 2: we'll we his bloody Reggie Reggie. Yeah, a bike, isn't he?

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Speaker 2: I saw him in here the other day. He's in

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Speaker 2: a carfe, isn't he?

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Speaker 5: It's still a thing.

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Speaker 2: The cafe offers a carfe, but you can't coffee once.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they couldn't afford mark Ellis No, no.

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Speaker 2: No, he's on sports cafe now. Could afford lye harder here? Really?

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Speaker 2: Didn't you say? He is asking some questions? Oh? Yeah,

630
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Speaker 2: he blasted on a zoom call. Yeah, it's about all

631
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Speaker 2: you can get out of Lee. Yeah he was great,

632
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Speaker 2: he was really good undertand what no, no, No, it

633
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Speaker 2: was sort of a situation.

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Speaker 6: I think it was always going to be like that,

635
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Speaker 6: there's nothing new there that will become apparent seven thirty Thursday.

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Speaker 2: But if you're it's actually thirty thirty, I would have

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Speaker 2: said way different. Let's go back and cut on some seaweeds.

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Speaker 2: Can you watch the a SEC presents a Game of

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Speaker 2: Two Halves Premius tonight eight thirty on sky Sport two

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Speaker 2: and Skysport Open. Wow, no one on the showing you

641
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Speaker 2: when it was on or WAT Channel eight thirty Skysport

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Speaker 2: two and sky Open. Sky Open means it's free for

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Speaker 2: anyone that wants to watch, all right, eight thirty tonight.

644
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Speaker 3: And Mattam Jerry Show Podcast.

645
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Speaker 2: So, Rudy, you noticed something at the supermarket last night?

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Speaker 4: I hear, yeah, you know, I don't know where you

647
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Speaker 4: guys shop, but where I shop. They've got really big

648
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Speaker 4: shopping trolleys if you're doing a big shop, and then

649
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Speaker 4: they've got the little shopping trolleys. Yeah, but you know

650
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Speaker 4: that the little shopping trolleys don't fit inside the big

651
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Speaker 4: shopping trolleys. And that's why they've got two aisles for

652
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 4: you to park each kind of shopping trolling, Right, yeah,

653
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Speaker 4: and they just cleaned this out. In this and these

654
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 4: two aisles of shopping trolleys, there was one small shopping trolley. Ah, right,

655
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Speaker 4: And up comes old mate, not me, another guy with

656
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Speaker 4: the big shopping trolley. Yeah, knowing that there is one

657
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Speaker 4: free aisle for his big shopping trolley, and he just

658
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 4: shoves it in next to the small one. And I thought,

659
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 4: you're an absolute penis. I thought you were one of

660
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 4: the worst kinds of people that I've ever seen. You

661
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 4: were lazy, you're not thinking.

662
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Speaker 2: Well.

663
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Speaker 1: This plays into this theory that's been going around for

664
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: a while on society and the shopping cart. The shopping

665
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: trolley theory states that the decision to return a shopping

666
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Speaker 1: cart to its designated spot after its use as a

667
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 1: litmus test of a person's moral character and capacity for

668
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: self governance. This is a theory returning a shopping cart

669
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Speaker 1: to its designated spot takes minimal effort, but makes a

670
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 1: big difference for everyone else. Returning a shopping cart to

671
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: its designated spot shows you're responsible and considerate. Returning a

672
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: shopping cart to its designated spot shows that you are

673
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: willing to do your part to make the world a

674
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 1: better place. Because you can get away with not doing it.

675
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: You don't have to do it. There's no punishment if

676
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 1: you don't do it. So if you take your shopping

677
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: trolley to your car, unload it and then return it

678
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: to the thing, if you see someone doing that, there's

679
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 1: a good chance you're a very very good person. If

680
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 1: you see someone walking down the street with their shopping

681
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: trolley all the way home then taking the stuff out

682
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Speaker 1: and dumping the shopping trolley on the berm, that person

683
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: has basically lost to society as a bad human being.

684
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: And if you see someone just leaving the shopping trolley

685
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Speaker 1: in a car park, that someone a spare car park,

686
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Speaker 1: thus blocking someone from parking there, you know that they're

687
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: a terrible human being. And basically, just put a CCTV

688
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: camera on that person, you'll eventually see them commit multiple crimes.

689
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Speaker 2: I would say in this situation with Ruder, where someone's

690
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 2: returned the shopping trolley, but they've returned it to the

691
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 2: wrong aisle, you know, because there's two different rows that

692
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 2: you can go on, so this person's nearly got there.

693
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 2: But I would say when you don't return your shopping

694
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Speaker 2: trolley at all, when you just either leave it on

695
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Speaker 2: the road, or when you leave just a weird part

696
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 2: of the car park or whatever. I think you're not

697
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 2: really you're not really being a positive member of society there.

698
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 2: But this person may have ruder not knowing that that

699
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 2: shopping trolley doesn't work with the other shopping trollies. This

700
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 2: might be. This might I feel like this is slightly different.

701
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 2: They an honest mistake that you think this person could

702
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 2: be an idiot. Yeah, might be an idiot absolutely, or

703
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 2: may just be distracted and not thinking about shopping trolleys

704
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 2: and whether or not it's the right one to return

705
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Speaker 2: it to. I think I may have done that myself

706
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 2: at some stage.

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Speaker 1: I think that person's better than someone that just leaves

708
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Speaker 1: it in a park or out in the car park

709
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Speaker 1: willie nilly and makes no effort at all.

710
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Speaker 4: What about poor old shopping trolley guy though, that's got

711
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 4: to get out both of those shopping trolleys to rearrange it,

712
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,479
Speaker 4: just so he can get all the shopping trolleys back

713
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 4: for people like you and I that just want to

714
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Speaker 4: go shopping.

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Speaker 2: I know I feel for that person, and this is

716
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Speaker 2: not an ideal situation with that person, because you've got

717
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Speaker 2: to pull all those other ones out to get that

718
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Speaker 2: one that's out in the middle. Yeah, but at the

719
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Speaker 2: same time, not as bad as a person who takes

720
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Speaker 2: the shopping trolley like it's their own possession.

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Speaker 1: And you get those people that will say, look, the

722
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Speaker 1: supermarkets make huge amounts of profit and I've just spent

723
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Speaker 1: you know, four hundred and fifty thousand dollars on two items,

724
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Speaker 1: So screw the supermarket and screw return the show trolley.

725
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: But it's not the supermarket you screw over. It's the

726
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Speaker 1: minimage person that has to go and sort out. The

727
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: shopping trolley situation that you're screwing over makes no difference

728
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 1: to the actual supermarket, does it. So when you return

729
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: it to its place, you are not inconveniencing other shoppers,

730
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Speaker 1: and also you're helping out someone who is working a

731
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Speaker 1: reasonably low paying job.

732
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Speaker 2: Yes, what about it's the first one in. What about

733
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,359
Speaker 2: if they've been cleaned out and you're the first one

734
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Speaker 2: in and you're going you got ones to choose from

735
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 2: at that point, that's what that guy did last night.

736
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Speaker 2: Do better. If you're listening, do it better. I think

737
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 2: he may have been distracted. I think you've got to

738
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Speaker 2: give people the benefit of the doubt in most situations

739
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 2: he might have been wasted.

740
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Speaker 3: Then that and Jerry Show podcast, I was just thinking,

741
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 3: you know, with.

742
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Speaker 1: All the talk and we're doing Davey Grol and Penisugenius

743
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: after his indiscretion cheating on his wife and father and

744
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: a child has been released by him being revealed by him.

745
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: You wouldn't neither oasist brother, would you go if they

746
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 1: cheered it on their wife and father to child, would

747
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: anyone change her opinion on them at all? They wouldn't

748
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 1: talk an I wouldn't expect them to no, to not

749
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Speaker 1: do that. In fact, I think both of them have

750
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Speaker 1: well I don't know if they're father children with other people,

751
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: but they're certainly not pretending to be easy dogs to

752
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,240
Speaker 1: keep on the porch.

753
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 2: So later in the show we're going to be debating

754
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 2: the merits of David Grohle and Penis or Jenny, so

755
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 2: you can vote on three for it, three or eight hundred.

756
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 2: Herdeki just talking before Ruder about a supermarket trolley situation,

757
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 2: and you were disappointed because someone yesterday shoved a half

758
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 2: trolley into the area where you put the full trolleys

759
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:39,800
Speaker 2: and screwed things up. Here's someone that says, hey, recently

760
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 2: divorced dad here, thanks for explaining the trolley situation. Just

761
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 2: parked mine in the wrong ole, and now I feel

762
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 2: like an absolute penis. So there we are some people

763
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Speaker 2: I think do don't realize that you can't put those

764
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:50,839
Speaker 2: ones in the other one. Yeah, and this text here,

765
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 2: as a former shopping trolley guy, don't worry about it.

766
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 2: Working on the trolleys is way better than talking to

767
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 2: customers at the check out. This is an interesting point someone,

768
00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 2: and this happens to me.

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Speaker 1: You turn up with the be a tough guy, grab

770
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 1: a basket panic when you realize it's pretty much full

771
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: after a bottle of milk, then get basket taken off

772
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 1: you at checkout and have to try and balance all

773
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: your stuff across the car pak. I've got two points

774
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: on that. A. I do that all the time, and

775
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: I should just accept that I'm going to be tricked

776
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: into buying more stuff than one basketful. But then I

777
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: get in that situation where you can't get back through

778
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: the turnstiles or those you know, those sticks only go

779
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 1: one way to get a trolley when you realize that

780
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 1: you've got too much stuff, And then that really freaking

781
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 1: bugged me the thing with a basket when they got

782
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: rid of the bags, and you don't necessarily bring your bags,

783
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 1: and you don't want to buy extra bags, and you

784
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: try and take your stuff out to the car with

785
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: the basket and just unload it into your car and

786
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: when you get home you'll sort it out. And they

787
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,359
Speaker 1: tell you can't leave with the basket. It's like, well,

788
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 1: you're not supplying free bags, mate, so I should be

789
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: able to take that basket of the car. I've never

790
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: stolen anything in my freaking life, so just stop treating

791
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: me like a criminal. I don't want your stupid green

792
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 1: basket with the dumb handles. I just want to get

793
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 1: my stuff I've brought to the car, all right, Okay.

794
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:03,240
Speaker 2: That's why you go half trolley. Always got how much easier?

795
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: I mean, just except that when you get in there,

796
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: you're going to but you may be thinking you're just

797
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,720
Speaker 1: going in there for a couple of items.

798
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 2: You need a basket.

799
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 1: The su Marker's designed to make sure that you buy

800
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: more than a basket worth when you're in there. At

801
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:17,480
Speaker 1: seven thirty three, time for your alreadiohod Acting news headlines

802
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,359
Speaker 1: with Jeremy.

803
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 2: Well Otager University says that several medical students have been

804
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 2: caught acting inappropriately with dead bodies and human remains. It

805
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 2: hasn't said how they acted inappropriately, refusing to give more information. Well,

806
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 2: they need to give more information because it sounds like

807
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 2: they've been making love to the bodies. And I'm sure

808
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 2: they haven't. But when you say they've been acting inappropriately

809
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 2: with human mains and you're not giving you know where

810
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 2: people's minds go to. I know where your mind went,

811
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 2: Jerry on that. How do you act appropriately with human remarks? Respectfully? Yeah? Yeah,

812
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 2: what cutting it open?

813
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: But I mean when I was at Uni, there would

814
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: be there'll be students who would have a finger back

815
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: at their flat that they'd nicked. Oh yeah, yeah that.

816
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 1: And like we had a dead body in our garage

817
00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 1: because my dad was at the Universe still doing things

818
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: on bodies, so we had like a body in our garage.

819
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 2: Like imagine walking around with a hand.

820
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,160
Speaker 1: I mean it was a skeleton, but it was a huge,

821
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: real human skeleton that was just down in the garage.

822
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 4: The hand and it's like hidden up your jumper and

823
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 4: you walk up to your mate, a mate has it

824
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 4: going oh god, it's come out.

825
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean if it's an actual hand that's got

826
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 2: skin on it and stuff that's going to stink really quickly,

827
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 2: if it's taken out of the freezer. Bait, I mean

828
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 2: acting in appropriately. What are they sort of touching them

829
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 2: in a weird way. I mean, I don't know, making

830
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 2: jokes about it.

831
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Speaker 1: When I was a kid, used to go into my

832
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 1: dad's work and he had lots of dead bodies and

833
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 1: freezers around his office because they were like, you know,

834
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: because he worked at the medical school, and you'd open

835
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 1: up the freezers. You know, we'd sneak in and open

836
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 1: up the freezers and have a lot and terrifying that

837
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: the faces would be mashed in weird ways.

838
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 2: Oh and that just on ice. It was quiet. Wow,

839
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 2: it was quite something. Yeah, that's freaking A private member's

840
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 2: bill has passed its third reading in Parliament requiring gift

841
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,720
Speaker 2: cards to have a minimum expiry date of three years.

842
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 2: Nationals Dan Bidois says it will give people more time

843
00:38:59,160 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 2: to spend them.

844
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: That good because the one year is too freaking short.

845
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: And you know what they're doing with the one year.

846
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: It's the same thing they're doing at concerts when you

847
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: have to load the money onto the wristband. They know

848
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 1: that you will never get the exact amount of money right,

849
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: and then they keep the extra. They so much of

850
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: the profit on those cards is based on people giving

851
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:20,840
Speaker 1: them for Christmas and the person never getting around to

852
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 1: spending them.

853
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 2: But what kind of world do we live? And when

854
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 2: we've got to make rules about that? Yeah, I mean

855
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,319
Speaker 2: that's a rule. A private members bill on that, I think.

856
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 2: I mean, I agree it should be longer, but we

857
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:32,760
Speaker 2: have to make rules.

858
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: I agree that it should be longer, but I also

859
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: agree with you that we need to stop making rules.

860
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: There needs to be we no more rules.

861
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 2: It's a lot of things.

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00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: I mean, someone has suggested that every time you make

863
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: a new rule, you have to remove another one. Otherwise

864
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 1: we're just going to have endless rules. If you just

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Speaker 1: that's way everything so expensive. So if you've got a rule,

869
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Speaker 1: you think that's good enough, rule that's worth putting through, what's.

870
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Speaker 2: The other one you're going to take out? And a

871
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Speaker 2: youth for Wellington's side has ground out a thirty two

872
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Speaker 2: to twenty eight went over a target to move to

873
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Speaker 2: the top of rugby's NPC ladder. Five players debued as

874
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Speaker 2: regular starters were arrested for Sunday's Ramfully Shield challenge against Tasman.

875
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Speaker 2: Wellington remained unbeaten after five rounds on thirty points three

876
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Speaker 2: clear of Hawk's Bad.

877
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Speaker 3: And That and Jerry Show podcast.

878
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:25,919
Speaker 2: Since Stave Grol announced yesterday that his fathered a child

879
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 2: outside his marriage, this morning we're going to be debating

880
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 2: the merits of Dave Grohl in Penis or Genius. This

881
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 2: will be a very interesting one. Yeah, the text Matine's

882
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 2: already firing up on this. People.

883
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 1: Of course, as yet Expectlessness to Radio Hadacky have a

884
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Speaker 1: lot of skin in the Dave Grol game. With the

885
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: amount of Dave Grol songs we play, not just the

886
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 1: food fighters in Nirvana, but also Queens of the Stone

887
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 1: Age and various other, you know, drumming endeavors he's been

888
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: involved in.

889
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 2: People seem to think that Dave Groll was a good

890
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 2: guy of rock and roll. He I don't think he

891
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 2: painted himself as the good guy of rock and roll.

892
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 2: I think he is just a good guy. Yeah, I

893
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 2: think people just automatically elevated him to status of good

894
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 2: guy who's never done anything wrong in his life. And

895
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 2: of course everybody knows that everybody has done something wrong

896
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 2: in their life. That's just the way that the world is.

897
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 2: That's the way the universes. There are I think occasional

898
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 2: people out there who who are amazingly morally, staunch and

899
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 2: good on them. That's sometimes easy for people, it's sometimes

900
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 2: it's harder for other people. But it's interesting in this

901
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 2: Dave gral situation because I started thinking about it Easterday

902
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 2: and I thought, wow, in a weird way, so this

903
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:37,800
Speaker 2: has happened. Dave Groll's fathered a child outside of his marriage.

904
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 2: And then in one way, we were actually complicit in this.

905
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 2: I'm not sure whether we're complicit in it in a

906
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 2: positive or a negative way. But a while ago, when

907
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 2: we met Dave Groll, we gave him a Matt and

908
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:56,120
Speaker 2: Jerry romance rag and we said to him, I know

909
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 2: you're out on tour a lot, Dave, and so the

910
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 2: he is a romance rag. We will offer you a

911
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 2: free laundry service with this. We'll give it to you

912
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 2: as our gift to him. Yeah, and he took it

913
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 2: away and I thought in a lot of ways, I thought, well,

914
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 2: that's going to come in handy for a guy that's

915
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 2: on the road and doing all that sort of stuff. Interestingly,

916
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 2: it never came back to us. He never asked us

917
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 2: to launder it, no, which says to me that he

918
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 2: didn't use it right. And if he had have used

919
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 2: our romance.

920
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:27,720
Speaker 1: Then he might not have had so much sexual energy

921
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: around for further activities that produce babies outside of weblock.

922
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,839
Speaker 2: You could almost guarantee that if he had have used

923
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 2: our romance rag just moments before he did impregnap this

924
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 2: particular person here, Yeah, then he wouldn't have been in

925
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 2: this situation. Well.

926
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 1: Interestingly, Dave Grohl has been involved in cheating scandals before,

927
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: because yeah, he was dating Nina Gordon from the band

928
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:51,799
Speaker 1: vru Cossalt and I think it was on stage in

929
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: New Zealand. She got on the mic and abused him

930
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,359
Speaker 1: because he had been cheating on her. This was way

931
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 1: back in the day and I think at nineteen ninety

932
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 1: seven she stated that Dave Grohl had cheated on her

933
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:06,720
Speaker 1: with Wenona writer, So you know he's been.

934
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 2: Here's a rock and roll star, I mean rock and

935
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 2: roll stars. They spray it around, that's what they do,

936
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 2: I know.

937
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is that it's not necessarily as

938
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 1: big a surprise as people are making out. You know,

939
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: I mean, very publicly he cheated on a very famous

940
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: rock star with a very famous actress. So you know

941
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: it's been out in the open that he's been waving

942
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 1: it around.

943
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:30,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was no surprise to It's no surprise to me. No, no, well,

944
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 2: there's no suppose to me, no surprise. So anyway, we're

945
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 2: debating the merits of Davey Grol and Penis or Genius.

946
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 2: This will be super interesting. You can vote on three

947
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 2: for three oh eight hundred Hodach. He will detail our

948
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 2: arguments after eight o'clock this morning.

949
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 3: The Mass and Jerry Show Podcast. The Mass and Jerry

950
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Speaker 3: Show Podcast.

951
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Speaker 1: Don't you listen to Matt and Jemal Breakfast Show.

952
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Speaker 3: On Radio Reckie Jerry.

953
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:10,720
Speaker 2: A Matthew Man Jerry Show. Thursday to twelve of September

954
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Speaker 2: twenty twenty four. Nice to have you with us this morning.

955
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 2: Lots coming up in the next hour, including Penis or Genius,

956
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 2: something we do every Thursday where we debate the merits

957
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 2: of something, and you can have your say on three

958
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 2: four eighty three and work out whether this person in

959
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 2: this situation, Davey Groll ends up on the penis or

960
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 2: the genius side of the cody log, which is a

961
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 2: fixed to the wall of the studio.

962
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a huge one. It's already firing up

963
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: the text machine. People are revved up about this penis

964
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 1: of genius. And look, we never would have asked this question.

965
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 1: Just two days ago. There was no doubt in terms

966
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 1: of Hodechi listenership that Dave Grohl was just an absolute

967
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: unmitigated genius. But does the fact that he's fathered a

968
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: baby behind his wife's back out of wedlock changed that

969
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 1: for you?

970
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 2: I'm just selling. Look at some of the other people

971
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 2: up there on the penis side of the curdly log.

972
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:07,760
Speaker 2: You've got Mark Lundy London, He's no London. Here's no London.

973
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:13,759
Speaker 2: You've got Winston Peters pretty close. You've got vegans. Yeah,

974
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 2: well he's not vegan. He's not that bad. And there's

975
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,560
Speaker 2: Ian Foster up there too. Oh Fozzy beer. That's cruel,

976
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 2: wasn't it. Tasius d ended up up there.

977
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, Dave, Dave Grohl played drums for tenaiou D.

978
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 2: Didn't he? Jenny from Forest Gump's on the genior side?

979
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 2: How good was Dave Grol in the tenatiou D movie

980
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 2: Is the Devil? He was excellent?

981
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:38,320
Speaker 3: And Matt and Jerry Show podcast It's.

982
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:43,280
Speaker 2: Matten Jemmy's Penis Orginia. Every Thursday we run a Sigmund

983
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 2: on our shower Penis or Genius, where we debate the

984
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 2: merits of someone. Today Dave Grohl from The Food Fighters,

985
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 2: also the former drummer from Nirvana. He announced yesterday that

986
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 2: his fathered a child outside of his marriage, So we're

987
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 2: debating the rites of him dirty dog and forgether dirty

988
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 2: dirty dog, whatever her name is. I've been on her

989
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,280
Speaker 2: side since the starts twenty one years since they got married.

990
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 2: Okayly woman, it can be a part of it by

991
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 2: sending us a message on three for eight three, or

992
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 2: you can go on to your iHeartRadio app as well,

993
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 2: or send the message that way. Matt, you're going to

994
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 2: say that he's penis. I'm going to argue that he's genius.

995
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 2: Let's get into it, Okay.

996
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 1: Dave Grohl's penis is basically the Phil Collins of Grunge,

997
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: a man who was drumming in a groundbreaking band and

998
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: went on to take charge and make music in.

999
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 2: A very middle of the roadway. Oh so Phil Collins

1000
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:31,720
Speaker 2: of Grunge.

1001
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: Okay, sure he has broken the hearts of his loving

1002
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 1: wife of twenty one years and.

1003
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 2: His two daughters. Yes, okay, he's a bit weird locking

1004
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 2: and tries to cover up a lack of chin with

1005
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:45,480
Speaker 2: facial hair. That that's about rough. That's not necessarily his

1006
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 2: fault week chin, weak chin.

1007
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,840
Speaker 1: The drum patterns of nevn Mind had largely already been

1008
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:54,200
Speaker 1: written and performed by original Nirvana drummer Chad Channing, but

1009
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,280
Speaker 1: Dave Grohl took all the credit.

1010
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 2: What a great name. Chad Channing is real good Chad Channing.

1011
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 2: Chair Channing, Yeah he did a few sort of gap

1012
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:07,760
Speaker 2: band kind of anyway. Do people call chair Channing chitchen? Yeah? Chen.

1013
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:14,359
Speaker 1: As Jesus said in John eight seven, none of us

1014
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: have ever done anything wrong, So let's all throw stones

1015
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 1: at the cinate.

1016
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 2: That is not true, the saying as let he who

1017
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,439
Speaker 2: be without certain cast the first stone? Are you sure

1018
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 2: it wasn't? None of us have ever done anything wrong,

1019
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 2: So let's all throw stones at the Senate. Met's argument, man,

1020
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 2: and my finalist argument is has he not heard of protection? Yes,

1021
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 2: he's running around behind his wife. I mean, very riscue

1022
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 2: you way to operate anyway? You thinking of the snip anyway?

1023
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 2: In my opinion, he's a genius. He as the greatest

1024
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 2: rock drummer of all time. Certainly one of them, you know,

1025
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 2: like Neil Pert. Certainly one of the greatest rock drummers

1026
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 2: of all time. And ultimately, do we admire him for

1027
00:47:56,520 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 2: his musical talent or his moral clarity? Gees? He wrote

1028
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 2: ever Along and a bunch of other amazing songs that

1029
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 2: have brought a lot of joy to a lot of people. Message.

1030
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 2: He was very generous to us the two times that

1031
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,240
Speaker 2: we've interviewed him. He was lovely, Wasn't he very generous

1032
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 2: to us? He didn't need to talk to us. He

1033
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,480
Speaker 2: gave us his time, He certainly did. He was a

1034
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 2: very lovely man. Seems like he's a very giving person. Yeah,

1035
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 2: giving of his body as a jeanetic material. Yeah, well

1036
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 2: on that. He's not the first rock star to spray

1037
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 2: it around, and he will not be the last either.

1038
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:29,919
Speaker 1: I think that's it for the rockstares I think they're gonna,

1039
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: they're gonna, they're gonna keep it in the pants from

1040
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: now on.

1041
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 2: Also, let's think about a situation that's real to him.

1042
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 2: He's lost two of his best mates. He lost Kurt obviously,

1043
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 2: and he lost Taylor.

1044
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: So you know, Kurt was a long time ago, but yeah, Taylor,

1045
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:50,839
Speaker 1: he had lost Taylor around and you know, not long enough,

1046
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,880
Speaker 1: not long before this has happened. So you're saying that

1047
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:57,800
Speaker 1: he ran off to the arms of another woman to get.

1048
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 2: Over an excuse. But I'm just saying, you've got to

1049
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 2: put yourself in his situation. He's in a very unique situation.

1050
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,839
Speaker 2: One of the biggest rock stars of all time and

1051
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 2: a lot of strange things happening to him. Also, his

1052
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 2: name rhymes with sausage rolle. Well, that is a good point.

1053
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 2: It does, David Grol sausage roll. But I'll tell you what,

1054
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 2: he's going to be called that more now than ever before.

1055
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 2: The old dirty old Dave girl sassage roll. You know

1056
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 2: what he's up to. You can vote three four, three,

1057
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,320
Speaker 2: eight hundred, Hardicky you decide which side of the Cody

1058
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 2: log Dave Groll will go on the penis or the

1059
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 2: genius side.

1060
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 3: Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

1061
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 2: It's Matten Jemmy's penis or genius this morning word debating.

1062
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 2: The merits are Dave roll because he has fathered a

1063
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 2: child outside of his marriage. And I'll tell you what,

1064
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 2: the voting is very very close. Learning to walk again,

1065
00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 2: more like learn to use a prophilectic again? Mate? Am

1066
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:54,280
Speaker 2: I right? Boys? Something's gone wrong there, hasn't it. Let's

1067
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 2: have a look at what the people are saying. How

1068
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 2: many illegitimates on the genius side of things? How many

1069
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 2: illegitimate chill dam would you guys have had if you

1070
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,919
Speaker 2: had women coming on to you like Dave Grohl does.

1071
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 2: He's done well to only have ones.

1072
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: Wow, Jeremy, I've seen a lot of women coming on

1073
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 1: to you over the years, a lot of women and

1074
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 1: a lot of women.

1075
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 2: I'm very excited about you.

1076
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Speaker 1: I've seen them grab your butt, I've seen them grab

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Speaker 1: the front of you and look, you hardly ever cheat

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Speaker 1: on Tulsi.

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Speaker 2: Haha, what are you talking about? What are you talking about?

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00:50:24,520 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 2: Half Pole says this Texter. Dave is a genius. Sadly

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Speaker 2: thought that this penis but owning it like a genius.

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00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's true, Okay, Penis text penis not for

1083
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,839
Speaker 1: his philandering, but for his ability to write the most

1084
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,760
Speaker 1: bland music for the last twenty odd years. The Resolve

1085
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:44,439
Speaker 1: cleaning product jingle is a prime example. Oh yeah, Dave

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00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: grol Is pee every single food out of song is

1087
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Speaker 1: a seven out of ten, just soul sapping stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Dave Grohl is still a genius, is his teachers,

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00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 2: because it's all about the music for me. But to

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Speaker 2: be honest, I wouldn't be saying no it was Penis either.

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Speaker 1: Well, interesting text here instead of learned to fly? It

1092
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: should have been done. It would have been better if

1093
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:04,919
Speaker 1: it was learning to control his fly?

1094
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:05,799
Speaker 2: Am I right? Boys?

1095
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm learning to control my fly.

1096
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 2: Wouldn't have worked quite the same way. Couldn't give two hoots,

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00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 2: says this teacher about Dave Rohle's news. He's kind of

1098
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 2: coming off as a villain. But what about the woman

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00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,479
Speaker 2: he was with. She obviously loved the idea of having

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Speaker 2: his child, so she's the Penis David still, She said,

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Speaker 2: I don't know about that. I mean, but you don't

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00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 2: know that. We don't know the situation with this other person.

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Speaker 1: Well, we're not putting her on the p org because

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00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: we don't even know who she is. But you know,

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00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: she didn't know that he was married, So she's not

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00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,000
Speaker 1: without sin, is she?

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00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:43,120
Speaker 2: But is there anybody in this room or anybody who's

1108
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 2: listening who is without son?

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00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 1: I wish I had stones because I'm without son and

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00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: those stones that both of you guys.

1111
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 2: We're all sinners. Unfortunately, have any stones here, otherwise I'd

1112
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 2: be throwing them? Yeah, all terrible, terrible sinners.

1113
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: Everyone goes on about what a great drummer he is,

1114
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: but he just copied a lot of drum patterns from

1115
00:51:59,200 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 1: the disco era.

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00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 2: I would say that was quite genius.

1117
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:02,440
Speaker 1: Here he said, Dad is a big fan of the

1118
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 1: Gap band, and he would he copied a lot of

1119
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: their patents. But I mean, how genius is that you're

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Speaker 1: putting disco.

1121
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 2: Drum beats to grunge music.

1122
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: I think Dave Groll was arguably, you know, a huge

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00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:15,880
Speaker 1: factor in the Vanas success.

1124
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 2: This is interesting. Dirty old Day's wife maybe like mine

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Speaker 2: and decided no more love making ever again, whereas Dave

1126
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 2: is a man, genius musician but still only a man.

1127
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 2: Interesting Okay, well, yeah, we don't know Dave Grohl's marital

1128
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:35,239
Speaker 2: situation that's exactly right. Yeah, in a way, because who knows,

1129
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:39,200
Speaker 2: who knows his relationship that she might be abuse? Who knows, Really,

1130
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's accusing her of being a

1131
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 2: business who she is.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, we know, I mean, who are way to

1133
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 1: pass judgment as we run a pog clearly okay, So

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00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: dirty Dave Grohl sausage. Roll was an absolute genius into

1135
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 1: this and now I hate his guts horrible Philanderus is.

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00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:02,520
Speaker 2: This texture okay? Grol should have started drumming and kept

1137
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 2: his pants up first, Jesus says, I hate the faux

1138
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 2: fighters and cheating is not okay.

1139
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: But Dave Grohl is still a musical genius. Yes, and

1140
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,760
Speaker 1: this Texas is penis. As Jesus said, if your member

1141
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 1: causes you to sin, chop it off, don't have Jesus

1142
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:21,919
Speaker 1: said that. Well, could you quote which particular book and verse?

1143
00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,920
Speaker 2: Jesus said that and something in all right, the results

1144
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 2: are in interesting, The votes have been tallied, and the

1145
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 2: people have hede. You have spoken. Dave Roll will join

1146
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:41,720
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise nurses, seagulls and cruise ships on the side

1147
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 2: of the porg Cody Long.

1148
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 1: It was close, but Davy Groll dirty old sausage role.

1149
00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 2: You have been dean genius.

1150
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: May you live on for all eternity and exalted glory

1151
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 1: at the right hand of our Lord and Savior Jesus

1152
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: Christ Mohammad and the Buddha from Northland.

1153
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 2: Sixteen votes in it. Yeah, that's the closest ever. That

1154
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,000
Speaker 2: was very close.

1155
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 3: The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

1156
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 2: Tell Me Up. After Betty Go Montgomery comedian joins us

1157
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:08,959
Speaker 2: on the Mountain Jerry Show.

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00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 1: How well has he done? So, Guy Montgomery? He makes

1159
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 1: the TV show in New Zealand called Guy Montgomery's Guy

1160
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:14,919
Speaker 1: Want Spelling Bee, and you go, that was a good show.

1161
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:15,400
Speaker 2: I was on it.

1162
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: I couldn't even spell elephant, but I was on it.

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Speaker 1: He then takes that to Australia where he's a big

1164
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 1: star over there, selling out town halls and such a

1165
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: lot of TV appearances. Managed to take a show as

1166
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,839
Speaker 1: a New Zealander over to Australia, sell it and it's

1167
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 1: still called Guy Montgomery's guymont Spelling Bee. So he's a

1168
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Speaker 1: New Zealander that's got a show on Australian television.

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Speaker 2: With his name in it. Yes, and it's been a

1170
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Speaker 2: huge hit over there. It has, it's on the ABC.

1171
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 2: She's a high rating bonanza. Yeah, it's been a huge success.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's quite incredible. I think watched the

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Speaker 2: space because I would assume that at some stage he

1174
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 2: will take that show to the world. I think you'll

1175
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 2: take that show to the States.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, I've been told if it was a

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00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,879
Speaker 1: success here rated, well here, it's been a success there.

1178
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 1: I've been told by people that sell international television shows,

1179
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,359
Speaker 1: if it's proven in two places, then people people will

1180
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 1: definitely go for it, because you know, it's been proven

1181
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 1: in two markets, you know.

1182
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,439
Speaker 2: And he's got his name on the billboard. So where

1183
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 2: that show goes, he goes with it.

1184
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: You can't call it Matt's Montgomery spelling Matt heath be

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Speaker 1: can you no?

1186
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:19,319
Speaker 2: So Guy Montgomery frommont guymont spelling Bee is going to

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Speaker 2: be on the Matt and Jerry Show. We've got a

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00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 2: name on this particular show here. So he's a name,

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Speaker 2: a name coming on a name. Yeah, his name on

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00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,960
Speaker 2: name is what that's called. I've got my name on

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Speaker 2: the show. Yep, that's what you do, yeap, just your

1192
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 2: first name though, there is Guy there is right there. Guy,

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Speaker 2: he's heard me.

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Speaker 1: He's heard me doing the reverse of backstabbing of them.

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Speaker 3: Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, The Madame Jerry Show.

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Speaker 1: That's say thirty two times for your radioharda can News

1197
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: headlines with Jeremy Wells.

1198
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Speaker 2: Thew Auckland Mayer is asking the government to ditch plans

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Speaker 2: for a tunnel under the wata Matah Harbor and build

1200
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 2: a cheaper second harbor bridge instead. Wayne Brown says he'd

1201
00:55:57,080 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 2: like to see it built from Meola Reef between points

1202
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 2: chev and West and Cody Point on the north shore.

1203
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 2: Disappointing because whenever they announce it, they'll say and that'll

1204
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:09,000
Speaker 2: be finished in you know, twenty thirty five, and I'm like, well,

1205
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 2: and the rest will I have be around for that? No,

1206
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,760
Speaker 2: Elon Musker's on track where they have cars. Then Elon

1207
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 2: Musker's on track to become the world's first trillionaire, and

1208
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 2: you report tracking wealth, says the Tesla boss will reach

1209
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 2: the milestone by twenty twenty seven. His wealth has been

1210
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 2: growing at an average rate of one hundred and ten

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00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 2: percent annually.

1212
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: But doesn't know I'm buying the Teslas because we keep

1213
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 1: getting told that they're they're just packing up in car

1214
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:33,760
Speaker 1: parks everywhere.

1215
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 2: And then he's got his fingers another piece, and he's

1216
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 2: got his fingers all over the place, isn't he every

1217
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,320
Speaker 2: major industry in the world. He's got his finger in

1218
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 2: And the black Ferns have scrummaged with King Charles at

1219
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 2: a reception ahead of the team's test against England on

1220
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:51,320
Speaker 2: Sunday twick and apparently he gave him a hug. Oh,

1221
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,359
Speaker 2: that's not scrummaging. That's a that's a misleading headline. Are

1222
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 2: they scrummaged with them? They scrummaged with them, or they

1223
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,840
Speaker 2: hug them? Wow, scrum hark same thing, red, doesn't it

1224
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 2: mean more? I suppose as a hug all of them,

1225
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:04,680
Speaker 2: the entire the entire fifteen. It's a lot of people

1226
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 2: to take King Charles. It's got those sausage fingers. To

1227
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 2: keep your sausage fingers to yourself, King Charles, All right, okay, all.

1228
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Speaker 3: Right, The Nation Jerry Show podcast time on Gomery.

1229
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.

1230
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's a seamless Pivottgomery's gum on spelling bee.

1231
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 1: Yeah started in New Zealand. Actually it started on YouTube,

1232
00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 1: that's right, and YouTube's for the people.

1233
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then it went and then it went to

1234
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 2: it went to the TV. Many people have been saying

1235
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 2: it's the water blaster of television shows in a lot

1236
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 2: of ways. Its right through dirt and grime. It stripped

1237
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 2: the crap off the network. It'll kill a cat. Yeah,

1238
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:43,800
Speaker 2: you spired at a cat. It was so powerful. It's

1239
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,919
Speaker 2: so powerful. Its sprayed its way all the way to Australia,

1240
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,680
Speaker 2: where it's been a big head over there. That's right. Yeah,

1241
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 2: and then there's another Kiwi season about to start. No, it's,

1242
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,000
Speaker 2: you know, the craziest thing. And this is the problem

1243
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:58,160
Speaker 2: it started. It's what I'm here to tell it.

1244
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 1: It started on August twenty two and I am. I

1245
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: came up with the show. I wrote it with Joseph Moore.

1246
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: There's a great production companies, a lot of hard working

1247
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: people in the studio. When it comes to pr it's

1248
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 1: the one man Ben and all runs through Gmont.

1249
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:14,240
Speaker 2: This is the news, the way the future, this is

1250
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 2: the way of the future. That's right. One of our discovery.

1251
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,000
Speaker 2: They said, we actually don't need anyone to do anything.

1252
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 2: And here, I am, I've been so busy celebrating your

1253
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 2: Australian success.

1254
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:27,440
Speaker 1: You've failed to get failed to celebrate your New Zealand success.

1255
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:28,800
Speaker 2: I don't blame you.

1256
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: I feel like the rollout was confusing because we filmed

1257
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,919
Speaker 1: the New Zealand season in November last year. It's been

1258
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: on a shelf marks do not broadcast until now. But

1259
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 1: what happened is in between filming that and it coming out,

1260
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 1: I pitched, got commissioned, made and released an Australian series

1261
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,680
Speaker 1: with an identical title, and so the big officiate the

1262
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: smaller fish and who got swallowed? But New Zealand is

1263
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:54,720
Speaker 1: on every Thursday at seven o'clock and it's a banger overseason.

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00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1265
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 1: And of course you can watch it on three now anytime.

1266
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 2: Wow. And that's one of the most intuitive websites I know.

1267
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 2: I did go back and watched the last season as well.

1268
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 2: On do they not have space for that?

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00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: You can see No, No, they've still got the storage.

1270
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 1: I'm paying for their cloud heats, spelling on that in

1271
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 1: season one. Yeah, I struggled with the word elephant.

1272
00:59:15,160 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 2: I reckon the Warner Brothers Discoveries sign keeps coming up

1273
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 2: on the app that says you have not paid for

1274
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 2: enough cloud stories for the thing, and then they keep

1275
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 2: flicking it on and I reckon, they don't pay it.

1276
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 2: That's my guess. Go Montgomery with us.

1277
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,960
Speaker 3: In Bed and Jerry Show podcast.

1278
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 2: It's Good for Me eleven minutes and nine on the

1279
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 2: Jhow why was it good for you that golden period

1280
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 2: of New Zealand comedy? No, just sad. The brain rains

1281
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 2: great for me. Ye, gras my stock alpha brain. We've

1282
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 2: got Guy Montgomery in the studio, whether it's Gy Montgomery,

1283
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:48,440
Speaker 2: comedian also host of Guy Mont's Gy Montgomery's gmont Spelling

1284
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 2: Bee always takes me a couple of ghost to get there.

1285
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Speaker 2: Title right, it's a shocker of a title. It's a

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Speaker 2: very long title. Memorable. Yeah, well it's there's a bit.

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Speaker 1: Of Partridge to it, you know, the ultimate comedy creation

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Speaker 1: character of all times, Partridge. And he would love crow

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Speaker 1: barring his name.

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Speaker 2: We know.

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Speaker 1: I remember one of his make belief pictures inside of

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Speaker 1: one of his things, where he was like sort of

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Speaker 1: scrambling to describe a show to a BBC commissioner. He said,

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Speaker 1: what about a partridge amongst the pigeons? What happens there?

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Speaker 1: And it has to make up the show? And so

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Speaker 1: I thought it was funny because I was just doing

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Speaker 1: it for the Internet. I was like, it's a funny

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Speaker 1: thing to do to put your name in a title

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Speaker 1: twice when it doesn't quite work.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So, Gy Montgomery, you've been doing very well in Australia

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Speaker 1: and over an Edin Burah and you know your global

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Speaker 1: sensations success overnight success really yeah, because you've just you've

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01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:35,960
Speaker 1: just woken up twelve years of.

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01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 2: Going to bed around and now you know everyone on

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Speaker 2: the Guy Montgomery train. There's the there's the headline, Guy

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Speaker 2: Montgomery Global Sensation. Did you ever think you're going to

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Speaker 2: be a global sensation?

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Speaker 1: I think only the alpha brain. Matt Heath has described

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Speaker 1: me as such, but he is the alpha brain.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I guess I am. Well, I'm the alpha

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Speaker 2: brain in a mess of brain drain situation in the country.

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Speaker 2: So tell us about how things are going on Australia.

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Speaker 2: Because your show, Guy Montgomery's guymont spelling beaks open parentheses,

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Speaker 2: AU closed parentheses. That's right. AU is going great guns

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Speaker 2: on the A b C, which is the where everyone

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Speaker 2: gets to start with you as a as the as

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Speaker 2: the government owned, state owned broadcast over in Australia, huge numbers,

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Speaker 2: that's the most popular network in Australia. Is that right, Well,

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Speaker 2: it's the first one.

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Speaker 1: If you turn the telly on the same advantage you

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Speaker 1: and your cronies at seven sharp heir. You know, so

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Speaker 1: the people who are still watching interest your TV, they don't.

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Speaker 2: Know how to get past. Ah well, I think though

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Speaker 2: the difference though between the ABC and TV and Z

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Speaker 2: TV and Z has ads. TV and Z pays for itself,

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Speaker 2: second chart pays for itself, whereas the ABC paid for

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Speaker 2: by Australian taxpayers. That's right, and they're given the bloody

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Speaker 2: money to this wet ke we fair.

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Speaker 1: I'm a card carrying Australian taxpayer as well.

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Speaker 2: Ah. It's a long con yeah. And plus in Australia

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Speaker 2: they've got an interesting setup where sixty six percent of

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Speaker 2: all content on Australian television has to be local content.

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Speaker 2: So that's the rule that they've got. I mean, I

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Speaker 2: think the ABC most of the most of the contents Australian,

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Speaker 2: but interestingly part of that sixty six percent is actually

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Speaker 2: New Zealand content. Economic yes, which was great for motorway

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Speaker 2: patrol because I know that they sold motorway patrol across

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Speaker 2: into Australia is Australian content.

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Speaker 1: I know we've built Matt is the alpha brain of

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Speaker 1: this talk break. But the way I'm hearing you talk

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Speaker 1: about these very particular details of Australian broadcasting regulations, Montgomery,

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Speaker 1: how different is it working with Australians and Australian comedians,

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Speaker 1: although you've got a bunch of Kiwi commedians on your

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Speaker 1: Australian show.

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Speaker 2: What are the differences?

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Speaker 1: Well, I used to be intimidate, you know, like the

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Speaker 1: first time we to do stand up in Australia.

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Speaker 2: I remember it's it's quite scary because.

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Speaker 1: It's all bigger, and you know, I remember I'm when

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Speaker 1: I first moved to Auckland, I remember timidated. You know

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01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:57,040
Speaker 1: I got lost straight away. Yeah, I can get lost here.

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Speaker 1: This is unbelievable. For the first time when I was

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Speaker 1: a kid, the first time is it Aukland. We went

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Speaker 1: to Newmarket and I was like, you're telling me this

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Speaker 1: isn't the main part of town.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't.

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Speaker 1: The first time I went to new Market, I thought

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Speaker 1: it was Disneyland. I've never seen so anything, so shiny,

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Speaker 1: absolutely so over there. It was initially intimidating when I

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Speaker 1: was first doing stand up, but by the time we

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Speaker 1: made it for the ABC this year, I was. I've

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Speaker 1: been going to Australia since I could, since twenty fifteen,

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Speaker 1: so these are all my friends now. So it feels

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Speaker 1: a lot more accommodating, and you know, like they's just

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Speaker 1: got a slightly different accent, very similar sensibility.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, good on you then, But what about the egos.

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Speaker 1: Wow, of course you're going to get you know, and

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Speaker 1: you know those sort of packer kerry packer and moddock style.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't move in different circles. You

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Speaker 2: don't find it's a doggy dog world over there in Australia.

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Speaker 2: You don't find that. Everyone that goes over there that

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Speaker 2: says to me, it's just everything's just a bit harsher,

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Speaker 2: a bit a bit more.

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Speaker 1: Following SELT launching in Australia for ten years, what about it?

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Speaker 1: What about the temptations, the temptations, flesh and the nose.

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Speaker 2: You've got to be careful.

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Speaker 1: You got to be careful now you're at now I'm

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Speaker 1: on the straight and narrow. Yeah yeah, okay, teetotaling monogamous.

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Speaker 2: So you must have plans for the world domination because

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Speaker 2: obviously you've got new zeally and you've gone Australia. You've

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Speaker 2: taken your comedy show the well, you've taken your comedy show,

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Speaker 2: and you've taken your TV show going Ontgomery's Gone On

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Speaker 2: Spelling Bee to the fringe Fesstial in Edinburgh. You must

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Speaker 2: be looking at the United States.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know that those parts are out of your control.

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Speaker 1: I think I can show up to places and be funny,

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Speaker 1: and then the actual negotiations of whether or not anyone's

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Speaker 1: interested in the shows outside of my control sphere of

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Speaker 1: ability and interest. Really, i'd love for it to happen,

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Speaker 1: But you know, I mean, I would love to truth

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Speaker 1: be told if it was to happen anywhere next, I'd

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Speaker 1: love to sell the formats like Germany, some non English

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Speaker 1: speaking place where I can cash a check and they

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Speaker 1: do all the work.

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Speaker 2: Well, how does that work with Goy Montgomery's going on spelling?

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Speaker 2: Gustav Gustin, Josh, how does that work? I guess it's

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Speaker 2: called Gostin von Humler on spelling. Okay, So the idea

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Speaker 2: would be Gustlers. It would be called Gustav Holer's guy,

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Speaker 2: I'm on spelling be von Homler's Montgomery's Okay, let's think

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01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:27,440
Speaker 2: that would like counterintruitively, that would make it go better.

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01:05:28,080 --> 01:05:29,960
Speaker 2: Like the length of the name. Everyone's trying to get

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Speaker 2: something that's just because spelling be wouldn't work. There's a

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Speaker 2: spelling beyond be too confusing. Yeah, that's right. Is going

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Speaker 2: to hang around for the podcast. Thanks for chatting to

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Speaker 2: us on the radio shows. For having me.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to encourage your your kind listeners to tune

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Speaker 1: in at seven pm on three tonight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah against the Big Dog. Oh woh wow. Yeah, good

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Speaker 2: luck against the big dog, as that's what we're finding

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Speaker 2: the Big Dog Montgomery. Thanks for coming in and you

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Speaker 2: can watch it as at any time on three now.

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Speaker 1: All right, o, David, you have been listening to the

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