Speaker 1: Live from the Export Beer Garden Studios. This is the
Speaker 1: award winning Agenda Podcast for Friday, the seventh of June.
Speaker 2: The Agenda Podcast the home of sporting nonsense and clap Trap,
Speaker 2: brought to you by Export a Vulture.
Speaker 3: Oh good morning.
Speaker 4: Can I just say to you, g Lane, how dedicated
Speaker 4: you are to the Agenda Podcast. You were in here
Speaker 4: at two am this morning preparing for this podcast. Face down.
Speaker 4: I assume that's you're doing. It wasn't this that you
Speaker 4: got so pissed you didn't make it home.
Speaker 1: Last night we won an award and like like like
Speaker 1: a the good acc tradition, we turn a victory into
Speaker 1: a loss, and last night I celebrated hard. I may
Speaker 1: have had an altercation with a bush, which has resulted
Speaker 1: in more scars on my forehead.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: So you've had this massive cancer surgery on your forehead.
Speaker 4: It's been a battle in that time. You've also swum
Speaker 4: out of a boat when I've been with you and
Speaker 4: smashed your headden on the ladder getting onto a boat,
Speaker 4: and now you've scratched and half. I've had no injuries
Speaker 4: to my forehead and I haven't gone through massive plastic surgery.
Speaker 5: So haven't. I don't even need to protect my forehead.
Speaker 1: The issue with me is I've got no feeling in
Speaker 1: my full hit, so i can't write. I can't feel
Speaker 1: anything in like a lipper. And also yeah, and I can't.
Speaker 1: I've got no perception of where things.
Speaker 5: We need to get you a drinking full face helmet.
Speaker 4: Do you need to go out at a full face
Speaker 4: helmet you're going out to pretty.
Speaker 3: Much because you should go out.
Speaker 4: Drinking in your cricket gear, a box, pads, advisor visor,
Speaker 4: thigh pad everything. That's that's what we got next, bloody next,
Speaker 4: bloody radio woods.
Speaker 5: We should all go out in full protective gear.
Speaker 1: Because I woke up on the couch here in the studio.
Speaker 1: I said, I have a little cat before I go
Speaker 1: home because I can't go home in the state, and
Speaker 1: just you know, as you do, close your eyes, wake
Speaker 1: up at six thirty, and then I'm on the Matt
Speaker 1: and Jerry Show doing my sports update, which I act
Speaker 1: you can't remember doing.
Speaker 5: But yeah, you probably don't want to. Yeah back at
Speaker 5: the tapes, Yeah you don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good, So do you remember that time that I
Speaker 4: came and really drank and you kicked me off here
Speaker 4: and I threw a shit. He have to check in
Speaker 4: the cross HQ an anger and.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I wrote about it. It was so bad. I
Speaker 5: wrote about it.
Speaker 4: And my number one best selling book of life is Punishing,
Speaker 4: So so was similar to that performance, but at least
Speaker 4: short it.
Speaker 1: So that was your rock bottom? Was are you saying
Speaker 1: that's my rock bottom?
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 4: I think you can go La. Okay, I think you've
Speaker 4: got it in you to go la. That was my
Speaker 4: rock bottom.
Speaker 5: But but I'm a soft cock, you know.
Speaker 3: I like pantsman. Pants Man.
Speaker 1: Joel Harrison was charged with taking me home. He's six
Speaker 1: six foot six of Joel Harrison. He walked me to
Speaker 1: the steers before the kind of taxi and just I
Speaker 1: remember just falling into a bush and just looking up
Speaker 1: put the pantsman in pantsman game see you.
Speaker 5: He discharged his You know what he did.
Speaker 4: That's not getting acc here Glaane home, notorious pantsman Joel Harrison.
Speaker 4: That's the thing acc hed g Lane into a bush.
Speaker 1: He I know what he did because I saw management
Speaker 1: came in earlier to check up on me and said
Speaker 1: are you okay? And I said I'm good. He said, oh,
Speaker 1: it was good of Joel to take you home. I said,
Speaker 1: oh really, really it took did he because he took
Speaker 1: me to the nearest bush and just put me in
Speaker 1: it and then got the uber and went home. But
Speaker 1: to upper management, it looks like Joel Harrison pants man.
Speaker 1: The pantsman is the hero. The pantsman is the hero.
Speaker 1: But he left me in a bush.
Speaker 3: Saying that.
Speaker 1: Joel did say I tried to get you out of
Speaker 1: the bush for half an hour and you wouldn't move,
Speaker 1: you said.
Speaker 3: He said, you got quite abusive.
Speaker 4: Actually that's a key part of the story, that you
Speaker 4: just sportswa washing over.
Speaker 5: You were lying in the push abusing him.
Speaker 3: I did abuse him.
Speaker 1: I caught him a piece of shit about ten times,
Speaker 1: yelling at him.
Speaker 3: And I don't get the way you know what you.
Speaker 5: Rightly you know what to fuck you.
Speaker 1: I'm in the crucifix and like a hedge, I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 3: I couldn't get out. That's why my head's all scratched up.
Speaker 3: I couldn't get out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And Joel Harrison was like, you know what, fuck
Speaker 1: you glaie.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, I think he was right to say that.
Speaker 4: But I felt very I felt a lot of love
Speaker 4: for you when I came in to work at five
Speaker 4: am this morning to the radio show, and you were
Speaker 4: you were lying on the couch here in the dark,
Speaker 4: but you had such a in your sleep.
Speaker 5: You had a concerned look on your face, and you
Speaker 5: had your hand over your face like you just heard
Speaker 5: some really bad news.
Speaker 4: But you were fast asleep, just looks so you were
Speaker 4: not having a comfortable, just relaxing sleep.
Speaker 1: Texting my wife, I texted her and it took all
Speaker 1: of my effort to text her. I've slept on the
Speaker 1: couch at work. And the response was who does that?
Speaker 3: And I went Joe Jury.
Speaker 1: Joj through Jo Jury on us massively immediately said Joe Jury,
Speaker 1: and she goes, I was expecting that conversation to in here,
Speaker 1: and he came back with what on the floor?
Speaker 4: And I mean, yes, you also through Ruda, the producer
Speaker 4: of the met and Jerry Brickfish, because because he was
Speaker 4: trying to sleep on the game, you came in and
Speaker 4: kicked him off this couch. He was trying to sleep
Speaker 4: here and he slept on the hard, hard.
Speaker 5: Flaw of the studio. But you called. He said, this
Speaker 5: is a fucking acc studio.
Speaker 4: Get your own count, piece of shit, you drunken piece
Speaker 4: of shit, you drunk, fucking lose, a ruder.
Speaker 5: You get out here and you sleep on the floor
Speaker 5: in your studio.
Speaker 3: I outpartied him.
Speaker 1: I came in again, there's a party coming back here.
Speaker 1: You need to get out of here, and he goes,
Speaker 1: if there's a party coming here, and he goes, really,
Speaker 1: So he moved in.
Speaker 4: A week and then but he he helped you back
Speaker 4: in because you fell over in the kitchen.
Speaker 5: He helped me back in here. But I think it's
Speaker 5: hypocritical of you.
Speaker 4: Before there's a lot of sports to get to his
Speaker 4: biggest sporting weekend ever, and we're pissing on around this.
Speaker 4: But I recently was had a celebration. It was my
Speaker 4: book launch, and you texted me, don't turn this victory
Speaker 4: into a loss.
Speaker 5: And I was like, thank you, where were you last night?
Speaker 3: Why didn't you text me that last night?
Speaker 4: I said it to you. I see no, actually no,
Speaker 4: that's right. We were both chanting let's turn this victory
Speaker 4: into a loss. I remember that were normal taps, going
Speaker 4: a victory into a loss, victory into a loss.
Speaker 5: I got on the microphone.
Speaker 1: We run the quiz here every Tuesday, so I knew
Speaker 1: where the microphone was, so when you were at a
Speaker 1: bar and you go behind the bar and grab the
Speaker 1: microphone and the bar stuff, like.
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Like trust me, trust me? And
Speaker 3: then I made Jason win Stanley get up and do
Speaker 3: a speech. Looking back on that, well, so much shame.
Speaker 3: You got it, so much shame.
Speaker 5: You've got to get things in perspective.
Speaker 4: And we were at one stage going to bum rush
Speaker 4: the stage at the awards when z B were winning
Speaker 4: Station of the Year, and we didn't do that.
Speaker 5: I did. You were like understood, you were fret the
Speaker 5: tank and old school. You were down the stairs. We're running,
Speaker 5: come on, rush.
Speaker 3: To the stage. Look how many people are on the stage.
Speaker 5: Just fucking eat to them. It's all do it, come on.
Speaker 1: And then I looked up and everyone sat down. Yeah
Speaker 1: you know what, Isaac. Never forgive him. Pugs, never forgive him.
Speaker 1: They said, yeah, we'll go if you go, and I went.
Speaker 5: And they didn't go. No, they didn't go.
Speaker 3: They didn't go.
Speaker 4: I think maybe in retrospect taking the hippies of Fireball
Speaker 4: into the ceremony there was that that was probably an
Speaker 4: end too aggressive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like for those who don't know Radio Awards,
Speaker 1: they've banned the sit down dinner because everyone gets to hemid.
Speaker 1: So we have to go to a theater, yeah, where
Speaker 1: they served no boos. Yeah, but what they decided this
Speaker 1: year was finery, which is a non alcoholic beverage.
Speaker 3: Yes, they decided to hand those out at the start.
Speaker 1: And what that quickly turned into was who can get
Speaker 1: as many mixes as possible into the theater and whoever's
Speaker 1: got a hip flask pour it into my can.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pretty much what happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that that really was an you know, sort of
Speaker 4: exponential curve of drake. Now, and that thing is no
Speaker 4: one else is drinking, so you really get a hit
Speaker 4: of the pack because no one else is smart enough
Speaker 4: or responsible enough to think you had to smuggle hip
Speaker 4: flasks of fireball in there, so we get Well, we
Speaker 4: came out well ahead of the peloton.
Speaker 5: After the ceremony.
Speaker 3: I was in Paris, I was going to the Act.
Speaker 5: I was caming around yellow Ship, I was came around
Speaker 5: the Act.
Speaker 3: The tree that still in the south punts.
Speaker 1: Because we are also set next to Radio New Zealand.
Speaker 5: Why do we always sit next to Radio New Zealand.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like, I don't know, it's it's like
Speaker 4: putting the worst people with the most the worst behavior
Speaker 4: the most dignified. You know, it's like putting someone that's
Speaker 4: been expelled for stabbing something at school beside the head girl.
Speaker 3: So it was so true.
Speaker 1: I like when I got up and this invited the
Speaker 1: whole crowd to get on stage with zb I knew
Speaker 1: I was on.
Speaker 3: I was on the.
Speaker 1: Actor Treo and Radio New Zealand was still in, like Niece,
Speaker 1: they were they were not even starting the Tour de France. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was finishing, yes, so far. I looked up and
Speaker 1: even some of our own team were still working the
Speaker 1: way through.
Speaker 3: Normandy, I was in.
Speaker 1: I was on the cobblestones of the of the Chansalsee. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh Jesus Christ, is this this this awards?
Speaker 4: And we have even mentioned that we won this podcast
Speaker 4: absolute ship you're listening to right now, as we won
Speaker 4: we won back to back best what one would we
Speaker 4: won sports podcast?
Speaker 3: What state is this country?
Speaker 4: And if this is the kind of ship that is
Speaker 4: winning awards at the New Zealand fucking Radio and Podcast Awards,
Speaker 4: And like a pretty flash event, there's a lot of
Speaker 4: money you've got Jeremy Corbett host to get You've got
Speaker 4: this bloody beautiful set. It's got thousands people there and
Speaker 4: this is the ship they're awarding. The fuck is going
Speaker 4: on with this country?
Speaker 1: If you're out there, please put up sports podcast together
Speaker 1: and put it out.
Speaker 3: I can't do this. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I can't keep doing this. I can't keep going on.
Speaker 1: I can't keep doing I can't get We've got that.
Speaker 4: Let's enter this episode into next year's awards. Okay, I
Speaker 4: can't go on because if we fucking win with this pod,
Speaker 4: it's today. Is the fact that we win with the
Speaker 4: ship that we're putting out, it's a disaster for the country.
Speaker 4: But if we went with this particular pod, O hell. Anyways,
Speaker 4: we take a break and come back with some sport.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, just a yeah.
Speaker 6: I'm just a good clean im fucking someone and here stinks.
Speaker 6: Last night someone stunk a bo fuck someone that dy
Speaker 6: in New Zealand.
Speaker 1: I was it ready in New Zealand. They no, are
Speaker 1: you saying it's internal?
Speaker 4: I thought it was Adam because he was sitting beside
Speaker 4: me and I was like, fucking Adam stinks. And then
Speaker 4: he left and I felt bad because it wasn't him.
Speaker 3: Right, It's Raady in New Zealand. It was definitely ready
Speaker 3: in zelling behind us.
Speaker 5: Someone fucking stunt. Yeah b o.
Speaker 4: When Adam got up to win his awards award for
Speaker 4: the Tom Award Winners Winners, I wanted to I wanted
Speaker 4: to hear him talk.
Speaker 3: I wanted to hear him talk. Yeah he didn't, he.
Speaker 4: Didn't get a chance on the MIT but but but
Speaker 4: he won awards. Good anyways, the sport, Oh yeah, hanging
Speaker 4: out there with white claws making me feel a lot
Speaker 4: better about life.
Speaker 3: Ziper Rugby.
Speaker 1: So it's quarterfinals. It's quarter finals tonight. We've got the chiefs.
Speaker 1: Chiefs manner, chiefs. If you want to hear the world's
Speaker 1: worst commentary tuning tonight because it's me and James mcconey.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna throw James
Speaker 1: mccanni under the bus tonight.
Speaker 3: I'm going to turn up and go James. I'm I'm
Speaker 3: reading the texts because that's his job. Normally, he just
Speaker 3: reads the text You call the game.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, you called the gap.
Speaker 4: You should tell him to that. He was fucking rotten
Speaker 4: last night as well.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so I'll tell you what I'll get on
Speaker 1: the young Gals.
Speaker 4: So the Chiefs probably gonna beat the Reds, even though
Speaker 4: the Reds have been a bit difficult for them. Hurricanes
Speaker 4: are going to absolutely the final humiliation, humiliation for the Rebels.
Speaker 4: They're going to be sent on their way with their
Speaker 4: pants down into oblivion.
Speaker 1: Surely the Rebels went out last night, Yeah, surely, fucking matter.
Speaker 5: What is it matter?
Speaker 4: None of them have got contracts. But it's at a
Speaker 4: home home game. They could burn the club rooms down.
Speaker 3: That is just a whole demolition party.
Speaker 5: Burn the shirts, shit on the shirts, and the.
Speaker 1: Cake tin mine after that game, when they're going to
Speaker 1: tear well into a new one.
Speaker 4: They have to Yeah, they have to be like the
Speaker 4: Rebel Alliance. They have to blow that up like the
Speaker 4: fucking death Start.
Speaker 5: Blues.
Speaker 4: Fijian drew. Fijian drew a terrible away from home. Brilliant home,
Speaker 4: terribleway from home. Now this is I reckon. This is
Speaker 4: good eating on the Brumbies Highlanders. The Helanders are playing
Speaker 4: like four bucks. Yeah, that's eating. And they twenty sixteen
Speaker 4: Highlanders went over there and in a playoff game and
Speaker 4: pulled the Brummies pants down.
Speaker 3: Really and then went on to win.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that wasn't.
Speaker 4: Two thousands and didn't go that was two thousand and crusaders.
Speaker 5: Crusaders.
Speaker 1: But we're gonna're gonna we're going to dive into the
Speaker 1: odds later on.
Speaker 5: In the jump jump my gun here.
Speaker 3: But so what are you picking?
Speaker 6: In?
Speaker 3: Chiefs?
Speaker 4: Hurricanes, chiefs, hurricanes, blues?
Speaker 5: And I'm picking the Highlanders to upset upset the Brumbies. Okay,
Speaker 5: one pick? Well, that's good eating.
Speaker 3: It's good eating. But it's also the gravy stroke. It's
Speaker 3: so good.
Speaker 4: I've got to question a few moments, maybe out of
Speaker 4: order me. Did you put any money on the USA
Speaker 4: against Pakistan and the T twenty World Cup?
Speaker 3: And no?
Speaker 4: But when you go, but you go, someone putting money
Speaker 4: on the USA somewhere.
Speaker 5: It's for sure because eight it's super over?
Speaker 3: Is this done?
Speaker 5: But super over with eight extras in it?
Speaker 3: It's geopolitics? This is is Villandi's involved?
Speaker 5: Is this the Battle of bin Laden?
Speaker 3: It's Peter Villandi's involved?
Speaker 5: Is this? Is this?
Speaker 4: Is this Seal Force nine b Larden situations. The USA
Speaker 4: just beat Pakistan. I was trying to think what would
Speaker 4: be that the equivalent of the All Blacks losing? Would
Speaker 4: that be be the quillalent of the All Blacks losing
Speaker 4: to the USA. Yeah, I mean it's it's an impossible
Speaker 4: thing to happen.
Speaker 1: An extra time yeah, and someone a drop goal, Yeah,
Speaker 1: after Richie McCaw clotheslined someone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a blatant head high and got sent off.
Speaker 4: I can't believe the USA has beaten Pakistani cricket before
Speaker 4: GTA six has come out. I can't believe this has happened.
Speaker 4: We live in a upside down. The world's coming to
Speaker 4: an end. It's spiraling. I'll tell you what, into a logical.
Speaker 1: The most act, the most funn you'll ever have is
Speaker 1: watching this T twenty World Cup and watching the minnows play.
Speaker 3: It is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Uganda got bowled out for seventy seven yesterday by Papua
Speaker 1: New Guinea and Papua New Guinea were paying ten bucks
Speaker 1: to win.
Speaker 3: No, No, was the other way around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, Papua New guinny got seventy seven and they
Speaker 1: were defending seventy seven, and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, you know what, I reckon they're gonna win.
Speaker 1: I reckon, They're going to bowl you Gander out And
Speaker 1: so I chucked fifty bucks on it.
Speaker 3: They paid ten bucks anyway.
Speaker 1: Three wickets in the first two overs, there was six
Speaker 1: down and thirty. I was like, we're on here. But
Speaker 1: then Uganda came through at the end and won it.
Speaker 1: But it was the most exciting game, maybe because we
Speaker 1: had money on.
Speaker 3: It going come on, come on, P and G, Come on,
Speaker 3: P and G.
Speaker 5: It's amazing.
Speaker 4: I didn't know USA played cricket until about two weeks ago,
Speaker 4: and then this morning, this morning, I would have killed
Speaker 4: myself if they hadn't won.
Speaker 5: And I was so excited. But they've got Cory Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory.
Speaker 4: Anders balls, balls, but they didn't put him out like
Speaker 4: he was betting at six or something. And they had
Speaker 4: this guy Jones who could not fucking score a run.
Speaker 4: They were chasing one sixty to win and they were
Speaker 4: really on course, and then the sky was in there
Speaker 4: that could not hit anything. And you've got Corey Anderson
Speaker 4: and the shed. See where does he sit on the
Speaker 4: fastest hundreds of all time?
Speaker 5: That one in Queenstown still the top three?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's number two.
Speaker 5: Number two, and you got him on the fucking bench.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: The last time Pakistan lost controversially in a World Cup.
Speaker 4: Their coach brun his house down, didn't they ended up
Speaker 4: end That's right, he ended up in his room.
Speaker 3: Did we ended up?
Speaker 5: And everyone's had a check. Yeah, and anyone's like, yeah,
Speaker 5: that seems normal and no suspicious.
Speaker 3: In the middle of a World Cup when you just lost.
Speaker 4: The island thought okay, look I'm going to play. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna say something here. That's everyone's thinking Pakistan USA eight.
Speaker 5: Extras and a super over.
Speaker 3: That's a lot.
Speaker 5: That's a lot of extras in a super over.
Speaker 3: So who bold that Pakistan?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Pakistan eight eight extras.
Speaker 1: We look at what sort of plus there's geopolitics going
Speaker 1: on here.
Speaker 5: There's something going on involved.
Speaker 4: There's there's there's brown paper bags for the money flying
Speaker 4: and order. I'm not saying there is CIA involved. Something's
Speaker 4: happened some account London. Well, speaking of.
Speaker 1: Which, in New Zealand, they kick off their campaign tomorrow
Speaker 1: against Afghanistan. Yep, We've got no beef with the Afghanistan.
Speaker 1: So I think that'll be.
Speaker 4: Where they might be a little bit angry about some
Speaker 4: of our peacekeeping over there.
Speaker 5: Some of our peacekeeping involves a lot of guns.
Speaker 3: Oh my God, our peacekeeping is so terrible as well.
Speaker 5: But violent peacekeeping terrible.
Speaker 1: We said over willi Appiada, who just mows people down?
Speaker 1: It's keeping the peace, motherfugers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't cause unrest when you did kind of attitude.
Speaker 5: It's terrible.
Speaker 4: That I don't know anything about it, anything about what
Speaker 4: we did.
Speaker 5: I don't know anything.
Speaker 4: I just talked to the fuck about our express like
Speaker 4: you Fergus And he was on our show this morning.
Speaker 4: Great and I'm still rocket in the sixty nine. But
Speaker 4: his main point was I wish we had got the
Speaker 4: drawer where we were playing in America would be more fun.
Speaker 5: That was.
Speaker 1: He's got he's got skin in the game. Though he
Speaker 1: used to have skin in the game. Yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: loves America.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he loves now. He's got skin in the Polish game,
Speaker 4: is he? Oh no, His girlfriends a hockey player, isn't she?
Speaker 4: And she's playing in Poland anyway. He said he would
Speaker 4: been to Poland, but yeah, yeah, And we talked to
Speaker 4: Bowlderscgolders over there as well.
Speaker 3: Boulders as Bowlders goes.
Speaker 4: Bold as mcgold she's part of the broadcast team. She
Speaker 4: was actually in Dallas for that game.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh sorry, I just shot Laura McGoldrick. I said
Speaker 5: that wrong.
Speaker 7: It does rolled off your tongue. I said that I
Speaker 7: got I got that wrong. Yeah, this y'are sorry, And this.
Speaker 4: Is this is winning awards. This ship, the ship is
Speaker 4: winning awards.
Speaker 3: This is a massive goal. This is a massive ohone goal.
Speaker 5: I'm going to get what this podcast is called the agenda.
Speaker 5: Now after three years we go through the agenda.
Speaker 3: We've covered off the black Caps.
Speaker 5: Okay, we've we've done that is both.
Speaker 4: We've covered off Okay, okay, you've got.
Speaker 5: To reach out to she'd have had a great time
Speaker 5: over there with the that one. Lastly on the agenda,
Speaker 5: the award winning podcast Warriors Versus the Cowboys.
Speaker 4: A stack of names are back for the Warriors, heading
Speaker 4: for who Black's back?
Speaker 5: Chance is back?
Speaker 4: Get Kate Well's back, Barry's back to who Harris is back?
Speaker 4: And Wade Egans half the team? Half the team's back.
Speaker 4: That's good, but we've got no Shawney j is not back.
Speaker 1: Against the reverse cowgiryst isn't back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of side How long are you
Speaker 4: out for a pick muscle?
Speaker 3: Is that is that?
Speaker 1: Shawnee's got a pick muscle shirt. Yeah, UHT has got
Speaker 1: a hamstring apparently, so that's that takes a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, trust me.
Speaker 5: Where is the underdogs?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 3: They are?
Speaker 4: But cowboys said, six players backing up after Origin. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's good eating.
Speaker 1: Origin and at home the Warriors at home, at home,
Speaker 1: playing at old old Smarty.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be there?
Speaker 5: Are there the home next week? With the Eels?
Speaker 3: No, no, the eels are a couple of weeks. Why
Speaker 3: aren't they?
Speaker 5: Are they?
Speaker 3: Eels are like in August?
Speaker 5: Are they? This is this is a fucking disasters.
Speaker 3: Hey, you got a hunch chiefs to keep?
Speaker 5: Got a hunch after last night?
Speaker 4: You do actually have a bit of a hunch, so
Speaker 4: you're walking sort of a shame hunch.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I got so much shame hunch.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: Chiefs to kick four or more penalties tonight against the Reds.
Speaker 1: And the reason why they're going to do that is
Speaker 1: because there's no bonus points on offer here. So every
Speaker 1: time points are on off for tonight, the Chiefs will
Speaker 1: fucking kick it right and Mackenzie will kick it. So
Speaker 1: four plus penalties that's my hunch tonight. It's paying four bucks. Yep,
Speaker 1: four penalties they'll kick it. If they're forty points ahead,
Speaker 1: they'll kick the penalty. Yeah, they will not go for
Speaker 1: the try. Yeah, guaranteed, guaranteed, So.
Speaker 3: There you go. I can't say that. I can't say
Speaker 3: it's guaranteed. It's a hunch. It's a hunch.
Speaker 5: It's a hunch of it's guaranteed, though.
Speaker 4: I can't say it's guaranteed because I was talking to
Speaker 4: Joe Wheeler this morning, a double team Joey Wheeler with
Speaker 4: many people.
Speaker 3: Did you talk to you this morning? Yeah, talk to Wheeler.
Speaker 4: We had Graham Norton, We Graham Norton on the show. Yeah, Norton,
Speaker 4: Graham Norton, yea Whela. And you had the Express, Bolders, Mcgolders, Boulders,
Speaker 4: Laura McGoldrick.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 5: We had a lot of big names on the show
Speaker 5: this morning.
Speaker 3: Did you do anything this morning?
Speaker 5: And I did nothing.
Speaker 4: I just sat there and fistering in my own juices,
Speaker 4: reading questions that Ruda had written for me, famous people.
Speaker 3: That's all. Rud had to sleep on the floor.
Speaker 5: Rd was in a terrible state. Have you kicked him
Speaker 5: out of off this very couch with fucking stinks. By
Speaker 5: the way, I don't know what you did on it.
Speaker 1: Oh, we'll take a quick break. Uh, we'll be beck
Speaker 1: with some yours. Please have you got any yours? Please,
Speaker 1: but we'll be back.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 1: Apparently no yours, please yours?
Speaker 3: Please know yours? Please?
Speaker 5: Um, it's freaking lady.
Speaker 4: No one ever know, just no one just looked to
Speaker 4: come through and it's the icon and just say funk
Speaker 4: South canterber Yeah, there's quite a.
Speaker 3: Few blue ones that comes from.
Speaker 1: You can't really play like yeah when we Yeah, look,
Speaker 1: all I'm going to say is, don't send in a
Speaker 1: message while you're mesturbating.
Speaker 3: We can't play that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we can't play that, So.
Speaker 3: Don't do that, do it?
Speaker 1: You just even though on your gravy straight youth screams
Speaker 1: South Fox South Canterbury. Yeah that was good, but it's
Speaker 1: just the pre limb for that. Well we'll seend them through,
Speaker 1: but just know we can't play them. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: keep coming.
Speaker 5: We just can't play them. We can't play them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The elaborate ways of getting to a Fox South Canterbury story, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I quite like. It's twenty eight seconds of just kind
Speaker 1: of this kind of rustling and groaning and then South Canterbury,
Speaker 1: which I respect.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I respect that.
Speaker 3: I respect it. Anyway, that's it for the agenda.
Speaker 1: This week one of the one of the probably worst
Speaker 1: weeks of broadcasting ever, and we won award for it,
Speaker 1: which is the irony.
Speaker 3: The already is a lot not lost on me.
Speaker 5: Well, I think we should celebrate this one.
Speaker 1: Let's send it into a loss.
Speaker 4: So far back from victory now, it's like it's so
Speaker 4: far from a xtor.
Speaker 3: Boltous.
Speaker 4: Someone did, might have been me, might have been you.
Speaker 4: You're the one that's bloody, been drinking seems more cla
Speaker 4: it's you that said that in me.
Speaker 3: We we get back to the tapes.
Speaker 1: If you on.
Speaker 5: Selena was an honest mistake.
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