WEBVTT - "Turning A Win Into A MASSIVE Loss" 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:03.760 Live from the Export Beer Garden Studios. This is the 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:08.160 award winning Agenda Podcast for Friday, the seventh of June. 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:13.800 The Agenda Podcast the home of sporting nonsense and clap Trap, 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.160 brought to you by Export a Vulture. 0:00:18.120 --> 0:00:19.400 Oh good morning. 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:22.320 Can I just say to you, g Lane, how dedicated 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:24.480 you are to the Agenda Podcast. You were in here 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:29.400 at two am this morning preparing for this podcast. Face down. 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:34.159 I assume that's you're doing. It wasn't this that you 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:35.479 got so pissed you didn't make it home. 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:40.559 Last night we won an award and like like like 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:44.280 a the good acc tradition, we turn a victory into 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:48.440 a loss, and last night I celebrated hard. I may 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:51.559 have had an altercation with a bush, which has resulted 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:54.160 in more scars on my forehead. 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:54.560 I know. 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:57.920 So you've had this massive cancer surgery on your forehead. 0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:00.720 It's been a battle in that time. You've also swum 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:02.160 out of a boat when I've been with you and 0:01:02.320 --> 0:01:04.679 smashed your headden on the ladder getting onto a boat, 0:01:05.080 --> 0:01:07.160 and now you've scratched and half. I've had no injuries 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:10.360 to my forehead and I haven't gone through massive plastic surgery. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.200 So haven't. I don't even need to protect my forehead. 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:14.240 The issue with me is I've got no feeling in 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:17.280 my full hit, so i can't write. I can't feel 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:20.000 anything in like a lipper. And also yeah, and I can't. 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:22.640 I've got no perception of where things. 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:24.679 We need to get you a drinking full face helmet. 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:28.560 Do you need to go out at a full face 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:30.640 helmet you're going out to pretty. 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:32.000 Much because you should go out. 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:36.560 Drinking in your cricket gear, a box, pads, advisor visor, 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:43.759 thigh pad everything. That's that's what we got next, bloody next, 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:44.760 bloody radio woods. 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:46.720 We should all go out in full protective gear. 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:49.480 Because I woke up on the couch here in the studio. 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:52.880 I said, I have a little cat before I go 0:01:52.960 --> 0:01:55.120 home because I can't go home in the state, and 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:57.360 just you know, as you do, close your eyes, wake 0:01:57.440 --> 0:01:59.200 up at six thirty, and then I'm on the Matt 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:01.400 and Jerry Show doing my sports update, which I act 0:02:01.440 --> 0:02:02.400 you can't remember doing. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:07.720 But yeah, you probably don't want to. Yeah back at 0:02:07.720 --> 0:02:08.760 the tapes, Yeah you don't. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:11.240 Yeah, good, So do you remember that time that I 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.160 came and really drank and you kicked me off here 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:14.840 and I threw a shit. He have to check in 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:17.240 the cross HQ an anger and. 0:02:19.200 --> 0:02:21.280 Yeah, and I wrote about it. It was so bad. I 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:21.840 wrote about it. 0:02:21.840 --> 0:02:23.880 And my number one best selling book of life is Punishing, 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:26.040 So so was similar to that performance, but at least 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:26.400 short it. 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:30.280 So that was your rock bottom? Was are you saying 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:31.960 that's my rock bottom? 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:33.040 I don't. 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:35.440 I think you can go La. Okay, I think you've 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:37.400 got it in you to go la. That was my 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:38.280 rock bottom. 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:40.720 But but I'm a soft cock, you know. 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.080 I like pantsman. Pants Man. 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:47.160 Joel Harrison was charged with taking me home. He's six 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:51.480 six foot six of Joel Harrison. He walked me to 0:02:51.600 --> 0:02:57.000 the steers before the kind of taxi and just I 0:02:57.040 --> 0:02:59.960 remember just falling into a bush and just looking up 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:02.440 put the pantsman in pantsman game see you. 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.600 He discharged his You know what he did. 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:12.680 That's not getting acc here Glaane home, notorious pantsman Joel Harrison. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:15.280 That's the thing acc hed g Lane into a bush. 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:19.360 He I know what he did because I saw management 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:21.720 came in earlier to check up on me and said 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:24.079 are you okay? And I said I'm good. He said, oh, 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:27.120 it was good of Joel to take you home. I said, 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:32.799 oh really, really it took did he because he took 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:34.240 me to the nearest bush and just put me in 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:36.480 it and then got the uber and went home. But 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:40.960 to upper management, it looks like Joel Harrison pants man. 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:43.320 The pantsman is the hero. The pantsman is the hero. 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:45.120 But he left me in a bush. 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:46.640 Saying that. 0:03:47.080 --> 0:03:48.840 Joel did say I tried to get you out of 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.040 the bush for half an hour and you wouldn't move, 0:03:51.280 --> 0:03:54.120 you said. 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:54.160 He said, you got quite abusive. 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:55.960 Actually that's a key part of the story, that you 0:03:56.080 --> 0:03:58.440 just sportswa washing over. 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:01.640 You were lying in the push abusing him. 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:03.160 I did abuse him. 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:06.120 I caught him a piece of shit about ten times, 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:07.280 yelling at him. 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:09.040 And I don't get the way you know what you. 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:12.760 Rightly you know what to fuck you. 0:04:13.560 --> 0:04:17.200 I'm in the crucifix and like a hedge, I can't. 0:04:17.200 --> 0:04:17.520 I can't. 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:19.479 I couldn't get out. That's why my head's all scratched up. 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:20.240 I couldn't get out. 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:23.520 Yeah, And Joel Harrison was like, you know what, fuck 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:24.160 you glaie. 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:24.440 Yeah. 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:25.600 No, I think he was right to say that. 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:28.320 But I felt very I felt a lot of love 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:29.760 for you when I came in to work at five 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:31.640 am this morning to the radio show, and you were 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:34.160 you were lying on the couch here in the dark, 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:35.760 but you had such a in your sleep. 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:37.880 You had a concerned look on your face, and you 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:40.719 had your hand over your face like you just heard 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:41.720 some really bad news. 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.640 But you were fast asleep, just looks so you were 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:46.800 not having a comfortable, just relaxing sleep. 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:50.560 Texting my wife, I texted her and it took all 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:53.240 of my effort to text her. I've slept on the 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:56.840 couch at work. And the response was who does that? 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:58.719 And I went Joe Jury. 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:02.880 Joj through Jo Jury on us massively immediately said Joe Jury, 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:07.240 and she goes, I was expecting that conversation to in here, 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:09.920 and he came back with what on the floor? 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:15.000 And I mean, yes, you also through Ruda, the producer 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:16.840 of the met and Jerry Brickfish, because because he was 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:18.279 trying to sleep on the game, you came in and 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:20.559 kicked him off this couch. He was trying to sleep 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:23.640 here and he slept on the hard, hard. 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:25.440 Flaw of the studio. But you called. He said, this 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:26.960 is a fucking acc studio. 0:05:27.760 --> 0:05:30.160 Get your own count, piece of shit, you drunken piece 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:33.640 of shit, you drunk, fucking lose, a ruder. 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:35.080 You get out here and you sleep on the floor 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:35.760 in your studio. 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:36.960 I outpartied him. 0:05:36.960 --> 0:05:38.680 I came in again, there's a party coming back here. 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:40.280 You need to get out of here, and he goes, 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:42.920 if there's a party coming here, and he goes, really, 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:44.160 So he moved in. 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:47.080 A week and then but he he helped you back 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:48.400 in because you fell over in the kitchen. 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:50.640 He helped me back in here. But I think it's 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:51.360 hypocritical of you. 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:52.800 Before there's a lot of sports to get to his 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:55.160 biggest sporting weekend ever, and we're pissing on around this. 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:58.440 But I recently was had a celebration. It was my 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:01.400 book launch, and you texted me, don't turn this victory 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:02.120 into a loss. 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.279 And I was like, thank you, where were you last night? 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:07.600 Why didn't you text me that last night? 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:11.440 I said it to you. I see no, actually no, 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:13.719 that's right. We were both chanting let's turn this victory 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:16.440 into a loss. I remember that were normal taps, going 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:18.920 a victory into a loss, victory into a loss. 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:21.400 I got on the microphone. 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:24.240 We run the quiz here every Tuesday, so I knew 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:26.400 where the microphone was, so when you were at a 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:28.400 bar and you go behind the bar and grab the 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:29.760 microphone and the bar stuff, like. 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:32.400 What are you doing? Like trust me, trust me? And 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:34.480 then I made Jason win Stanley get up and do 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:38.480 a speech. Looking back on that, well, so much shame. 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:39.560 You got it, so much shame. 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:42.040 You've got to get things in perspective. 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:44.120 And we were at one stage going to bum rush 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:46.920 the stage at the awards when z B were winning 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:48.880 Station of the Year, and we didn't do that. 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:52.359 I did. You were like understood, you were fret the 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:55.039 tank and old school. You were down the stairs. We're running, 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:56.680 come on, rush. 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:58.600 To the stage. Look how many people are on the stage. 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:00.840 Just fucking eat to them. It's all do it, come on. 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.760 And then I looked up and everyone sat down. Yeah 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:07.920 you know what, Isaac. Never forgive him. Pugs, never forgive him. 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:10.480 They said, yeah, we'll go if you go, and I went. 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:11.560 And they didn't go. No, they didn't go. 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:12.120 They didn't go. 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:16.440 I think maybe in retrospect taking the hippies of Fireball 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:20.280 into the ceremony there was that that was probably an 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:21.440 end too aggressive. 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:24.240 Yeah, so like for those who don't know Radio Awards, 0:07:24.960 --> 0:07:28.520 they've banned the sit down dinner because everyone gets to hemid. 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:31.000 So we have to go to a theater, yeah, where 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:34.240 they served no boos. Yeah, but what they decided this 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:38.880 year was finery, which is a non alcoholic beverage. 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:41.480 Yes, they decided to hand those out at the start. 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:44.960 And what that quickly turned into was who can get 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:48.600 as many mixes as possible into the theater and whoever's 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:50.440 got a hip flask pour it into my can. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:52.680 Yeah, that's pretty much what happened. 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.640 Yeah, that that really was an you know, sort of 0:07:55.680 --> 0:07:57.880 exponential curve of drake. Now, and that thing is no 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:59.600 one else is drinking, so you really get a hit 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:02.080 of the pack because no one else is smart enough 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:04.480 or responsible enough to think you had to smuggle hip 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:08.080 flasks of fireball in there, so we get Well, we 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:09.760 came out well ahead of the peloton. 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:11.200 After the ceremony. 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:15.400 I was in Paris, I was going to the Act. 0:08:15.640 --> 0:08:18.360 I was caming around yellow Ship, I was came around 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:18.640 the Act. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:21.080 The tree that still in the south punts. 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:26.360 Because we are also set next to Radio New Zealand. 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:28.960 Why do we always sit next to Radio New Zealand. 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:34.000 It's like it's like, I don't know, it's it's like 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:37.240 putting the worst people with the most the worst behavior 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:40.280 the most dignified. You know, it's like putting someone that's 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:43.960 been expelled for stabbing something at school beside the head girl. 0:08:44.760 --> 0:08:46.280 So it was so true. 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:50.520 I like when I got up and this invited the 0:08:50.559 --> 0:08:53.240 whole crowd to get on stage with zb I knew 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:53.880 I was on. 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:54.960 I was on the. 0:08:55.160 --> 0:08:59.839 Actor Treo and Radio New Zealand was still in, like Niece, 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:03.040 they were they were not even starting the Tour de France. Yeah, 0:09:03.080 --> 0:09:07.520 I was finishing, yes, so far. I looked up and 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:10.080 even some of our own team were still working the 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:10.439 way through. 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:12.559 Normandy, I was in. 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:18.280 I was on the cobblestones of the of the Chansalsee. Yeah, 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:22.400 oh Jesus Christ, is this this this awards? 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:24.319 And we have even mentioned that we won this podcast 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:28.120 absolute ship you're listening to right now, as we won 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:31.800 we won back to back best what one would we 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:32.720 won sports podcast? 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:34.280 What state is this country? 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.560 And if this is the kind of ship that is 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:42.320 winning awards at the New Zealand fucking Radio and Podcast Awards, 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:46.160 And like a pretty flash event, there's a lot of 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:48.280 money you've got Jeremy Corbett host to get You've got 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:53.200 this bloody beautiful set. It's got thousands people there and 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:57.080 this is the ship they're awarding. The fuck is going 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:58.000 on with this country? 0:09:58.120 --> 0:10:00.679 If you're out there, please put up sports podcast together 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:01.320 and put it out. 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:03.280 I can't do this. I can't do it. 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:05.760 I can't keep doing this. I can't keep going on. 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:10.559 I can't keep doing I can't get We've got that. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:14.800 Let's enter this episode into next year's awards. Okay, I 0:10:14.880 --> 0:10:17.160 can't go on because if we fucking win with this pod, 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:19.600 it's today. Is the fact that we win with the 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:22.480 ship that we're putting out, it's a disaster for the country. 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:25.760 But if we went with this particular pod, O hell. Anyways, 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:27.840 we take a break and come back with some sport. 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:34.440 Yeah, okay, just a yeah. 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:40.360 I'm just a good clean im fucking someone and here stinks. 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:46.280 Last night someone stunk a bo fuck someone that dy 0:10:46.320 --> 0:10:46.840 in New Zealand. 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:50.520 I was it ready in New Zealand. They no, are 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:51.400 you saying it's internal? 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:53.000 I thought it was Adam because he was sitting beside 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:54.960 me and I was like, fucking Adam stinks. And then 0:10:55.000 --> 0:10:56.959 he left and I felt bad because it wasn't him. 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.840 Right, It's Raady in New Zealand. It was definitely ready 0:10:59.880 --> 0:11:01.240 in zelling behind us. 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:03.320 Someone fucking stunt. Yeah b o. 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:07.920 When Adam got up to win his awards award for 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:11.320 the Tom Award Winners Winners, I wanted to I wanted 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:11.960 to hear him talk. 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:14.600 I wanted to hear him talk. Yeah he didn't, he. 0:11:14.600 --> 0:11:16.200 Didn't get a chance on the MIT but but but 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:20.640 he won awards. Good anyways, the sport, Oh yeah, hanging 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:22.360 out there with white claws making me feel a lot 0:11:22.400 --> 0:11:23.040 better about life. 0:11:23.640 --> 0:11:24.400 Ziper Rugby. 0:11:25.000 --> 0:11:27.920 So it's quarterfinals. It's quarter finals tonight. We've got the chiefs. 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:30.640 Chiefs manner, chiefs. If you want to hear the world's 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:33.480 worst commentary tuning tonight because it's me and James mcconey. 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:36.040 Do you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna throw James 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:37.160 mccanni under the bus tonight. 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:40.880 I'm going to turn up and go James. I'm I'm 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:44.520 reading the texts because that's his job. Normally, he just 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:46.960 reads the text You call the game. 0:11:47.040 --> 0:11:49.000 Yeah yeah, you called the gap. 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:53.040 You should tell him to that. He was fucking rotten 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:53.800 last night as well. 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:57.920 Oh yeah, so I'll tell you what I'll get on 0:11:57.960 --> 0:11:58.480 the young Gals. 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:01.160 So the Chiefs probably gonna beat the Reds, even though 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:03.320 the Reds have been a bit difficult for them. Hurricanes 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:06.959 are going to absolutely the final humiliation, humiliation for the Rebels. 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:08.800 They're going to be sent on their way with their 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:10.120 pants down into oblivion. 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:14.240 Surely the Rebels went out last night, Yeah, surely, fucking matter. 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:15.199 What is it matter? 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:17.360 None of them have got contracts. But it's at a 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:19.520 home home game. They could burn the club rooms down. 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:23.040 That is just a whole demolition party. 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:26.679 Burn the shirts, shit on the shirts, and the. 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:29.760 Cake tin mine after that game, when they're going to 0:12:29.800 --> 0:12:30.959 tear well into a new one. 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:33.680 They have to Yeah, they have to be like the 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:35.720 Rebel Alliance. They have to blow that up like the 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:36.680 fucking death Start. 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:38.559 Blues. 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:42.000 Fijian drew. Fijian drew a terrible away from home. Brilliant home, 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:44.120 terribleway from home. Now this is I reckon. This is 0:12:44.120 --> 0:12:46.920 good eating on the Brumbies Highlanders. The Helanders are playing 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:51.120 like four bucks. Yeah, that's eating. And they twenty sixteen 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:55.319 Highlanders went over there and in a playoff game and 0:12:55.920 --> 0:12:57.400 pulled the Brummies pants down. 0:12:57.440 --> 0:12:58.480 Really and then went on to win. 0:12:58.679 --> 0:12:59.680 Yeah, no, that wasn't. 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:02.960 Two thousands and didn't go that was two thousand and crusaders. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:03.800 Crusaders. 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:06.440 But we're gonna're gonna we're going to dive into the 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:07.319 odds later on. 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:09.920 In the jump jump my gun here. 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:12.079 But so what are you picking? 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:12.199 In? 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:13.680 Chiefs? 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.720 Hurricanes, chiefs, hurricanes, blues? 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:20.480 And I'm picking the Highlanders to upset upset the Brumbies. Okay, 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:23.400 one pick? Well, that's good eating. 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:26.080 It's good eating. But it's also the gravy stroke. It's 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:26.520 so good. 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:28.200 I've got to question a few moments, maybe out of 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:34.480 order me. Did you put any money on the USA 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:36.600 against Pakistan and the T twenty World Cup? 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:38.640 And no? 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:42.600 But when you go, but you go, someone putting money 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:43.760 on the USA somewhere. 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:48.520 It's for sure because eight it's super over? 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:49.600 Is this done? 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:52.880 But super over with eight extras in it? 0:13:52.880 --> 0:13:56.160 It's geopolitics? This is is Villandi's involved? 0:13:56.280 --> 0:13:57.400 Is this the Battle of bin Laden? 0:13:57.480 --> 0:13:58.880 It's Peter Villandi's involved? 0:13:58.920 --> 0:13:59.559 Is this? Is this? 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:05.600 Is this Seal Force nine b Larden situations. The USA 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:10.240 just beat Pakistan. I was trying to think what would 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:12.640 be that the equivalent of the All Blacks losing? Would 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:14.160 that be be the quillalent of the All Blacks losing 0:14:14.160 --> 0:14:17.840 to the USA. Yeah, I mean it's it's an impossible 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:18.480 thing to happen. 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:22.240 An extra time yeah, and someone a drop goal, Yeah, 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:24.800 after Richie McCaw clotheslined someone. 0:14:24.960 --> 0:14:27.240 Yeah, and a blatant head high and got sent off. 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:30.480 I can't believe the USA has beaten Pakistani cricket before 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:35.320 GTA six has come out. I can't believe this has happened. 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:39.560 We live in a upside down. The world's coming to 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:43.000 an end. It's spiraling. I'll tell you what, into a logical. 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:46.080 The most act, the most funn you'll ever have is 0:14:46.120 --> 0:14:49.920 watching this T twenty World Cup and watching the minnows play. 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:52.160 It is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:55.520 Uganda got bowled out for seventy seven yesterday by Papua 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:58.520 New Guinea and Papua New Guinea were paying ten bucks 0:14:58.560 --> 0:14:58.960 to win. 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:02.640 No, No, was the other way around. 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:05.320 Yeah, sorry, Papua New guinny got seventy seven and they 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:07.800 were defending seventy seven, and I was. 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:10.120 Like, you know what, I reckon they're gonna win. 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:12.880 I reckon, They're going to bowl you Gander out And 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:14.240 so I chucked fifty bucks on it. 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:16.280 They paid ten bucks anyway. 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:18.680 Three wickets in the first two overs, there was six 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:21.920 down and thirty. I was like, we're on here. But 0:15:22.000 --> 0:15:24.880 then Uganda came through at the end and won it. 0:15:24.920 --> 0:15:28.760 But it was the most exciting game, maybe because we 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:29.440 had money on. 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.960 It going come on, come on, P and G, Come on, 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:32.360 P and G. 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:33.040 It's amazing. 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:35.800 I didn't know USA played cricket until about two weeks ago, 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:39.200 and then this morning, this morning, I would have killed 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:40.280 myself if they hadn't won. 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:44.360 And I was so excited. But they've got Cory Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory, Cory. 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:50.600 Anders balls, balls, but they didn't put him out like 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:53.520 he was betting at six or something. And they had 0:15:53.520 --> 0:15:56.440 this guy Jones who could not fucking score a run. 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:59.080 They were chasing one sixty to win and they were 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:01.040 really on course, and then the sky was in there 0:16:01.040 --> 0:16:03.680 that could not hit anything. And you've got Corey Anderson 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:06.160 and the shed. See where does he sit on the 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:08.160 fastest hundreds of all time? 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:09.880 That one in Queenstown still the top three? 0:16:10.120 --> 0:16:11.520 Yeah, yeah, he's number two. 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:13.600 Number two, and you got him on the fucking bench. 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:14.280 I'll tell you what. 0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:20.160 The last time Pakistan lost controversially in a World Cup. 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:23.600 Their coach brun his house down, didn't they ended up 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:26.440 end That's right, he ended up in his room. 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:28.080 Did we ended up? 0:16:28.480 --> 0:16:31.080 And everyone's had a check. Yeah, and anyone's like, yeah, 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:34.080 that seems normal and no suspicious. 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:35.760 In the middle of a World Cup when you just lost. 0:16:35.760 --> 0:16:38.080 The island thought okay, look I'm going to play. I'm 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:43.920 gonna say something here. That's everyone's thinking Pakistan USA eight. 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:45.880 Extras and a super over. 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:46.840 That's a lot. 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:48.680 That's a lot of extras in a super over. 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:50.479 So who bold that Pakistan? 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:54.320 Yeah, Pakistan eight eight extras. 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:57.560 We look at what sort of plus there's geopolitics going 0:16:57.600 --> 0:16:57.920 on here. 0:16:57.840 --> 0:16:59.400 There's something going on involved. 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:02.480 There's there's there's brown paper bags for the money flying 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:05.040 and order. I'm not saying there is CIA involved. Something's 0:17:05.040 --> 0:17:08.080 happened some account London. Well, speaking of. 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:11.480 Which, in New Zealand, they kick off their campaign tomorrow 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:15.120 against Afghanistan. Yep, We've got no beef with the Afghanistan. 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:16.760 So I think that'll be. 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:19.520 Where they might be a little bit angry about some 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:20.760 of our peacekeeping over there. 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:25.680 Some of our peacekeeping involves a lot of guns. 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:27.920 Oh my God, our peacekeeping is so terrible as well. 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:30.000