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Speaker 1: For all your man bastards, loving the Big Show podcast,

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Speaker 1: Get Up Even Closer.

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Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube, and ticked off for for dogging.

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Speaker 3: Four to seven every weekday on radio, heard Recare good, a.

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Speaker 1: Fellers, good Jason, how's everyone going? Are everyone fizzing to

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Speaker 1: be back on the Monday?

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Speaker 2: I'm good for often?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Are you? I am?

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Speaker 4: I'm fucking fizzed up.

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Speaker 1: Man. That's not what you said before the show. You

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Speaker 1: said you were really tired.

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Speaker 4: Just guessed, but nothing like a long weekend.

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Speaker 1: But I'm not going to let that effect Big one man.

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Speaker 1: Holy it was. It was a big weekend actually, especially

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Speaker 1: when you're sort of getting back at ten and eleven

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Speaker 1: at night. That's that's when it gets difficult.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, wake up with a kid on the Sunday morning.

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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ had a nap today. They've got a couple

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Speaker 2: of hour napping.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know, I wish I could do that. I

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Speaker 1: wish I could do the Nana napp.

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Speaker 2: Fuck.

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Speaker 4: It was funny yesterday Builder came round your mate, Yes,

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Speaker 4: nice fella, and he's just like, ah, you guys are

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Speaker 4: around holiday.

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Speaker 2: I saw him.

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Speaker 4: I was like, oh yeah, working blah blah blah. And

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Speaker 4: he's like oh, how was it. I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's good. I was pretty tired. Now He's really why

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Speaker 4: what were you doing? And I was like literally just

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Speaker 4: drinking alcohol and chatting. And as I was saying it

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Speaker 4: out loud, I was like, yeah, actually, I don't have

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Speaker 4: any right to be tired.

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Speaker 1: Well, the funny thing about.

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Speaker 2: This is how it works is yes, and it is

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Speaker 2: all day and then and then you got to fly.

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Speaker 4: But when you're trying to describe it, absolutely who's about

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Speaker 4: to do physical labor?

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Speaker 2: Totally, But that guy, that guy works from seven till three.

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Speaker 1: No, I'll tell you about that guy because he's the

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Speaker 1: guy they did work around my house. He works fucking

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Speaker 1: long hours. He works all day and then he goes

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Speaker 1: out and does other work on top of what he's

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Speaker 1: doing during the day. He's a backbone.

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Speaker 4: And so when I was saying to him that, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I was pretty tired from drinking beers and talking yes,

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Speaker 4: he was like, oh man r P yeah true. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: fucking good week. He though, really good weekend. Loved it,

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Speaker 4: especially the train love the train. Train was great train show.

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Speaker 4: I just love being in Graymouth just for a little bit,

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Speaker 4: for a little bit for ages.

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Speaker 1: And I've got to be honest with you, fat I

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Speaker 1: liked Hawk a ticket. It's a nice little place.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because Maggie and I was our second time going.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you enjoyed it, Yeah, I did, and you down there.

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Speaker 1: I like the fact that it was right next to

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Speaker 1: the ocean. If it was just like a town like

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Speaker 1: that with no ocean around it, struggle, But the fact

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Speaker 1: that there's this big, long ocean, I found it very appealing.

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Speaker 4: It's a big exposed bastard, isn't it. Yes, It's the

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Speaker 4: kind of ocean that would fuck your shit up.

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Speaker 1: Well, I wouldn't swim in it, no, hear officit though,

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Speaker 1: I'd get the surf cast out and biff it out.

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Speaker 4: There in those waves.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, totally be perfect for surf casting, right, perfect for

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Speaker 1: catching nothing.

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Speaker 2: Because yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think it's because in Auckland, all the fish have

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Speaker 1: he said, you know, I used to come here all

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Speaker 1: And he said, now I'm lucky if I get one

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Speaker 1: all the boats are just outside the Menecow heads, just

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Speaker 2: I see people down the air because I ride to

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Speaker 2: work now underneath the bridge. Yes, people are catching freshly

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Speaker 4: They scooping them.

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Speaker 2: They're just scooping the well, there isn't a hook man,

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Speaker 2: but they're just they're absolutely they said they're getting sick

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Speaker 2: a fish, that seventy fish because I stop and heavy

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Speaker 2: and they are. There's too many fish.

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Speaker 1: That's ol shit because I fished there many times. I know.

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Speaker 2: They said, he keeps on putting his hook into the

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Speaker 1: And I watched no one catch a fish down there,

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Speaker 1: if I know that's not true. I saw one guy

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Speaker 1: catch a k once and that's it. But so Mowgi's lying.

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Speaker 2: The hcky big shirt. Wee days from four on Radio Hurarchy,

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Speaker 2: they Big Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: So you think the reason you don't catch fish is

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Speaker 4: because boats catch all the fish.

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Speaker 1: Well, this old fellow who I was talking to, he

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Speaker 2: Was he catching of fish?

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Speaker 1: That was back in the day he used to always

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Speaker 2: Well, he's the I'm telling the story. So he's telling

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Speaker 2: you maybe a number one. He's telling the guy that

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Speaker 2: is a number one. Yeah, so does he think he is?

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Speaker 2: Sounds like a piece of shi That could be true.

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Speaker 2: He could be bullshiting me and that's just all a lie.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's good to have a chat.

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Speaker 1: But what I you know, but if you go outside

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Speaker 1: of Auckland fish to bed, like check my surf casser

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Speaker 1: out and hawker ticker bloody, I'd be real in the

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Speaker 1: bast you know what.

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Speaker 2: I'd like to see you with Jizo as a drone

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Speaker 2: that takes your all the way out k out at

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Speaker 2: sea there see what you care and it's like a

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Speaker 1: That's right, And to be I've been interested in doing

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Speaker 1: that too. And just to prove my point, when we

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Speaker 1: and we were right next to the ocean there, I

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Speaker 1: caught four fish in two days.

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Speaker 4: I haven't seen any photos of this.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that at the ap and I show where they

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Speaker 2: had the little hooks on them and your underneath there's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, which, and it was so exciting throwing my

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Speaker 1: had been so long. Yeah, you know, and fishing is great,

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Speaker 1: but when you get nothing, you're just sitting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not even fishing. No, but you're a guy

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I've I put it in a holder. Guy

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Speaker 4: Isn't it Like that's what's great about chicken is that

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Speaker 4: there's always going to be more chickens. Oh, you don't

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Speaker 4: have to fish with them either. No, you don't have

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Speaker 4: to fish for chickens. If you did, why you fish

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Speaker 4: for chickens, You catch.

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Speaker 2: Just as many chickens as you would fish.

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Speaker 1: I watch the sing on on YouTube called Uncle Rural Gourmet,

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Speaker 1: and he's a Chinese fella.

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Speaker 4: I don't think that matters.

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Speaker 1: Well, it does because it's relevant to and he's got

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Speaker 1: this huge farm and he goes around and he kills

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Speaker 1: everything before he eats it and cooks it. It's quite fascinating.

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Speaker 1: And he's quite brutal with the old chickens. You know,

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Speaker 1: he kills his own goats as pegs. He kills them,

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Speaker 1: all right, And it's just the way he does that.

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Speaker 4: Has been relevant that he was Chinese.

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Speaker 1: But the thing is he's there's no emotion behind he

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Speaker 1: just kills them.

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Speaker 4: It's a very matter of fact.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's just yeah.

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Speaker 2: And then he you know, where does the Asian thing coming?

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Speaker 4: Where's the Chinese? Does he make?

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Speaker 1: Like Uncle Rural Gourmet is a Chinese chef and he

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Speaker 1: does Chinese specialty food? Yes, I just what does.

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Speaker 4: He make with it, like like a peaking chicken or something.

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Speaker 2: Like chicken and rice? Chicken rice, No, not chicken.

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Speaker 3: He very really eats rice, really and one of his

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Speaker 3: he eats a lot of heads of animals, like ox head.

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Speaker 1: There's so much meat in a head, like a bull's head,

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Speaker 4: But there's also so much meat on the rest of

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Speaker 4: the ball.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, but when you come from a tradition of

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Speaker 2: starve under death exactly famine, and then your parents raise

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Speaker 2: you when they're teaching you to eat that ship, then

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Speaker 2: you eat that ship. But his kids won't be eating

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Speaker 1: And they use all of the animal keys you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean, that's a big thing in the culture. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well it lives in China.

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Speaker 4: I told you about how when I was in Cambodia,

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Speaker 4: the just on famine there, when I asked my tour guy,

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Speaker 4: there's a little fail it's probably like haughty Jay's build,

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Speaker 4: And he was like, and he was driving us around

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Speaker 1: Head taking off ahead. You see too much jep.

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Speaker 4: But I was like, oh, everyone's quite short, and he's like, yeah,

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Speaker 4: because everyone grew up melmourished. Yes, he literally was just

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Speaker 4: like because I was like, you know in New Zealand,

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Speaker 4: everyone there's a lot of big people, and yeah, because

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Speaker 4: they eat a ship ton. When you're living on Bugs

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Speaker 4: and Ship because you can't afford to buy food, you

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Speaker 4: won't him say.

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Speaker 2: That's the name of their biggest takeaway restaurant, the chain and.

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Speaker 1: Ship and Ship Starbucks.

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Speaker 4: Actually, I've heard that they could be interested in coming

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Speaker 4: on board as a sponsor Bugs and Bugs and Ship.

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Speaker 1: I've either got to eat a locust about that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're lit down there, wren't you you're not.

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Speaker 4: Where are you going on holiday next?

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Speaker 1: Japan? Japan?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Ok, because there's lots of bugs and stuff bags and

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Speaker 4: ship bugs and ship and trademark. Okay, you can eat

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Speaker 4: a locust over him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah cool. And you can eat some fish keezy.

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Speaker 2: As long as you're not the one catching it.

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Speaker 1: Nah.

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Speaker 4: I love chicken a chicken, it's good.

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Speaker 2: Drumstick Oh yeah, ship fucking thighs are amazing and when

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Speaker 2: ship thigh boneless thighs.

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Speaker 1: I'm having a split chicken tonight. It's split.

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Speaker 2: Is it smashed?

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Speaker 1: No, it's not smash mag it's just split chicken.

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Speaker 2: But it's a weird name. It's weird too, though, isn't

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Speaker 2: it smashed avocado? It was fucking difference?

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Speaker 4: Butterfly chicken?

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Speaker 1: It's just played out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so what in a chili saure describing it? No,

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Speaker 2: I know, like smashed avocado. But to Jason's point always

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Speaker 2: that he hates smashed evocados, so he like like split

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Speaker 2: chicken totally.

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Speaker 1: I love a split chicken and vaping.

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Speaker 4: Good young fellas. Hey, this is the Big Show four

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Speaker 4: or seven weekdays radio.

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Speaker 2: Hurduck.

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Speaker 4: You could eating