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Speaker 1: From the Zidium podcast Network.

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Speaker 2: It's Fleachborn and Haley's a little.

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Speaker 1: Bit of pod.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to a little bit of pod goings. The other day,

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Speaker 3: I was buying alcohol at the supermarket.

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Speaker 2: Oh my God, have some respect for your body. For

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Speaker 2: God's say.

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Speaker 3: It was pre our lane way though, I'd actually forgotten

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Speaker 3: to tell you guys. So I was buying some beers,

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Speaker 3: just a box of beers with my groceries.

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Speaker 2: And I always wait, do you guys wait if you're

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Speaker 2: at the self.

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Speaker 3: Serve to scan them last year because otherwise it goes.

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Speaker 1: It off.

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Speaker 2: I know, it's so annoying.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, so wait till last, get all my party

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Speaker 3: snacks for everybody, because did you like my Sharquito reboard.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell it. It was the first time. The cheese

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Speaker 2: balls haven't been finished. Really an eating crowd.

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Speaker 3: There was a lot of Yeah, there was cheese. We

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Speaker 3: went there long for the sharkytery board, but I just

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Speaker 3: did one. Anyway, I don't want people going hungry, so

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Speaker 3: getting these beers and this, you know, the obviously the

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Speaker 3: red light comes on at the self seat of checkout

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Speaker 3: and the lady comes over to me and she's a

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Speaker 3: smaller woman, so she's looking up at me, and she

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Speaker 3: just stares at me because she's obviously like, you know,

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Speaker 3: is this man old enough to buy alcohol? Of course,

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Speaker 3: and like she takes her glasses, puts them on a thing.

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Speaker 3: She's just steering at me, and it felt like ten

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Speaker 3: seconds of steering at me, and I'm like, oh my.

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Speaker 2: God, does she recognize you from the radio.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm just like, oh my god, she's really struggling

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Speaker 3: here to.

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Speaker 2: Like to make me if you're seventeen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, to make out that I'm seventeen or under eighteen,

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Speaker 3: or even under twenty five, because you know that they

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Speaker 3: stay if you look under twenty five.

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh, and I start laughing.

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Speaker 3: I start laughing obviously because you're this you're going to

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Speaker 3: be forty seven?

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Speaker 2: Oh fuck, don't say that. So you say that forty

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Speaker 2: you're going to be forty foursome? Yeah, I.

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Speaker 3: Know, because we have that little half a year nearly

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Speaker 3: well four month gap of being two and a half

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Speaker 3: a bit years and d yeah, and we've got that

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Speaker 3: little gap, you and I flicking just a little ten years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah years.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, So I like get all my groceries away, and

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Speaker 3: I'm feeling pretty tough with myself. And that's when I

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Speaker 3: look over to see this same supervisor checkout on her phone,

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Speaker 3: and she's got it at arm's length, and she's really

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Speaker 3: struggling to read something, and she's.

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Speaker 2: Just fucking I'm sucking old, old old. I'm just old

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Speaker 2: and ugly. You are thinking, oh gosh, I can't work it.

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Speaker 2: Her eyes, you look like that painting of Jesus when

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Speaker 2: that woman tried.

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Speaker 1: To restore it some years ago and just kind of

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Speaker 1: blurred everything into years exactly.

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Speaker 2: She can't see the wrinkles, the shading.

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Speaker 3: So it was about maybe I don't know, thirty five

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Speaker 3: forty seconds of feeling pretty good about myself and feeling

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Speaker 3: youthful to them being brought back down to Earth crashing

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Speaker 3: like the Spaceship Challenger did in nineteen. I think that

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Speaker 3: you are very youthful for your age, but you think

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Speaker 3: you cannot.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's no way that I love getting denied

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Speaker 2: alcohol though, when I don't have my idea.

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Speaker 3: But that's not for having idea, it's not because you're

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Speaker 3: two paste.

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Speaker 2: That makes way more sense. That's happening so frequently, you know,

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Speaker 2: and you're in a church.

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Speaker 1: You've just kind of straighted up to the front and

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Speaker 1: you're like, I can't match, and the guys like, excuse me, man,

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Speaker 1: this is a church service. And how much wine and crabs.

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Speaker 2: And as the blood of Christ.

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Speaker 1: I've got a feeling that cheap out and go for

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