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Speaker 1: The ZiT M podcast network, the fleashn and Haley Big Pod.

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Speaker 1: Great things are brewing it but cafe the perfect start

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Speaker 1: to every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show Fleage Morning, Haley.

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Speaker 1: We're back.

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Speaker 2: Hi guys.

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Speaker 1: Hello. I decided to return bold choice from you.

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Speaker 2: I was up in the air literally and maybe about

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Speaker 2: just you know, got to Doha and I thought anywhere.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, pack and all that, and then you realize

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Speaker 3: you've got a giant mortgage.

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Speaker 2: And that mortgage payment came out and I was like, wait, wait,

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Speaker 2: wait did that money go?

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Speaker 3: And I need to replace it? So here we are

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Speaker 3: to replace it? And then does the life cycle continue?

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Speaker 1: So earn it?

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Speaker 2: Give it back.

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Speaker 1: It's such fun. It's such a fun thing. How are

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Speaker 1: you borne? Good? Lovely break yep, thanks for astling stories

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Speaker 1: to tell. Yeah, you made your POORLK nuggets. Yeah, pork nuggets.

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Speaker 1: We are just not a nugget.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say meat. Caught up with friends yesterday and

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Speaker 3: they said, what did Vaughan do? And I see, wells

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Speaker 3: had a steak. They were under the impression that your

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Speaker 3: pork nuggets was big pork money, that you were influenced

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Speaker 3: by hashtag.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: People are like you didn't mention the sponsor. I said,

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Speaker 3: there was no sponsor. Yeah, the sponsor was madness.

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Speaker 1: Yeahs.

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Speaker 3: Having an afternoon and making making pork nuggets. But yeah, yeah, right,

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Speaker 3: there's more of an art to the nugget.

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Speaker 1: You got to get the coating, the better do that.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't the battering, it was apparently you shape them,

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Speaker 3: then freeze them. You took them from frozen and they

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Speaker 3: hold their shape a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Bit.

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Speaker 3: Of these things were hard, hard, very yeah right, I

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Speaker 3: could definitely whip them up, though very simple. You would

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Speaker 3: have rather have been in Italy though than have a

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Speaker 3: pork nugget, though, well, it was tough though.

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Speaker 2: It was tough one knowing I wasn't home again, I

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Speaker 2: thought about diverting and just popping home quickly for.

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Speaker 3: A book market for age coming up on the show

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Speaker 3: five on time. In our absence, the gods has not

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Speaker 3: been one.

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Speaker 1: It's together. There have been some close calls. Twenty five

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars, that's what it's still us, twenty five thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars ridiculous. So eight o'clock we will give you the

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Speaker 1: next chance to play. You've just got to say time

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Speaker 1: at exactly five point zero zero seconds to win that

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Speaker 1: twenty five thousand dollars cash.

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Speaker 2: It'd be good to give it away today because then

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Speaker 2: you know, everyone will know that. You know, like we're

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Speaker 2: the secret ingredient to succeeds with do you think do

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Speaker 1: We're going to do this around six thirty. We're going

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Speaker 1: to wake somebody up.

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Speaker 3: I mean, ideally you'd enter this competition if you're already awake,

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Speaker 3: and then the joke's on us, really on us, the

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Speaker 2: Also shout out to McDonald's for being the only place

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Speaker 2: open at Auckland the airport. When I landed at three

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Speaker 2: am yesterday and ERA was running late, I was like, well,

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Speaker 2: I'm hungry, nothing open.

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Speaker 1: Dream Is that a breakfast or is that a dinner?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Tell that to my mich chicken and cheeseburger.

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Speaker 2: That's what I had earlier a pre brick because it

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Speaker 2: was like, God, I'm hankering for it and I had it.

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Speaker 3: Was delashou well, I read just as anyone like we

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Speaker 3: could be calling you soon with the wake up called

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Speaker 3: when thanks to MC cafe next on the show. If

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Speaker 3: you love a cashi, and let's face it, if you're

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Speaker 3: up this early, you might.

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Speaker 1: Not just trades love a cashi, though anyone can do.

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Speaker 3: Farmers are up harder to do a cash You when

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Speaker 3: you're a farmer of most of your income comes from

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Speaker 3: a big company like Fonterra or something, but then you

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Speaker 3: know you might be selling but some pieces on the

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Speaker 3: side for a bit of cash cashi, for a bit

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Speaker 3: of hay cashy, for some silence.

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Speaker 1: Apparently it's rip the cashy.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, plays Flew and Hailey.

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Speaker 1: Did you know this?

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Speaker 3: Seven thousand anonymous tip offs about cash jobs across all

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Speaker 3: sectors to the ID every year in New Zealand. So

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Speaker 3: that cashy is for those that don't know, is when

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Speaker 3: a trade or someone with a service will just do

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Speaker 3: you a job and you just pay them in cash,

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Speaker 3: no just tax, don't pay the tax.

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Speaker 4: They just give you a number and you pay it

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Speaker 4: and then we just pretend.

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Speaker 3: My accountant said, if you're doing a cash and say

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Speaker 3: it's a five thousand dollar job and they're like, we'll

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Speaker 3: do it for four and a half cash, you should

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Speaker 3: be like, let's talk about maybe three or two and

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Speaker 3: a half. Right, they're not paying tax and they're not

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Speaker 3: playing GST on it. They're making raw a profit right,

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Speaker 3: raw a profit right. So if they're going to be

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Speaker 3: doing it for you, there's got to be something in

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Speaker 3: it for you as well.

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Speaker 1: But you shouldn't be doing Okay, yeah, no, you shouldn't be.

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Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't, said your accountant said, there, Well, no

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Speaker 1: she was.

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Speaker 3: She was warning against it, right, And she said, it's

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Speaker 3: always cheeky when someone said, when someone says I could

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Speaker 3: do this weird cash, I could knock a couple of

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Speaker 3: hundred bucks off, but it's a big job, and she's

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Speaker 3: take that taking the pure year.

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Speaker 1: We've got to got we share that. We share an accountant.

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Speaker 1: She's very honest, Yeah, very good, Always.

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Speaker 4: Getting texts what's this mind your own business?

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Stay out of it?

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Speaker 1: Tell I think that is he knows out of it.

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Speaker 3: So the construction industry is the most often anonymously reported

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Speaker 3: industry in New Zealand when it comes to cashes.

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Speaker 1: What I mean construction, Like is that building as well everything?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Right, right, because that's what I'm trying to find out

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Speaker 3: exactly how like a massive construction company does cashes.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they do, right.

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Speaker 2: This is Reno's, Yeah, guessing as someone who just renovated

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Speaker 2: it and declared all of it and paid all of it,

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Speaker 2: you know, to the government and the person.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming other people are not doing that, right, Well,

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Speaker 1: it is there, there's this industry.

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Speaker 2: All the cash that I get out, it's just that's

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Speaker 2: just for drugs.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 1: So they're cracking down on this. Yeah, this is kind

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Speaker 1: mean this is for a national Government's got big labor energy,

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Speaker 3: So how they they're not really they don't go into

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Speaker 3: they're gonna do it. They will empty threats, they will

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Speaker 3: just turn up. But then I'm like, how do they

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Speaker 3: know to turn up if it's a cashi, if it's

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Speaker 1: Tiny because you do it afterwards. After you always get

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Speaker 1: the invoice after Yeah, so if someone turns.

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Speaker 3: The invoice said you were going to be here, because

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Speaker 3: you don't. And if it's a quote system, I'm imagining

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Speaker 3: that person's already doing it the legal way.

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Speaker 1: How do you find it?

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Speaker 3: And you don't have to send your quotes into the idea.

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Speaker 3: But there's some possible work on the Horizonah yeah, I

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Speaker 3: don't know, but they said, yeah, just turning up, which

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Speaker 3: But then how does a big construction site to cash

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Speaker 3: is it's something like nerd from the ID going to

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Speaker 1: You can't see the books. Yeah, and then there's all

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Speaker 1: these guys that let in high vers and they're eating

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Speaker 1: a sandwich and having a vape and they're like out

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Speaker 1: of my jurisdiction, Champion, But maybe a few of it.

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Speaker 2: If you like dived into the books after a huge

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Speaker 2: building was built, you'd be able to go like there's

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Speaker 2: something missing here, right, like where's your power? Or that's

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Speaker 2: too cheap? Yeah, but I know exactly who's doing that.

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Speaker 2: This feels like the thrown a bit of words around

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Speaker 2: to put the put the worse up here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel some words.

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Speaker 3: So, yeah, they're just saying unannounced visits to construction sites.

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Speaker 2: The bad thing is because I'll admit I worked for

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Speaker 2: a company that may have been run by a member

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Speaker 2: of my family right when I was a teenager, and

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Speaker 2: that member of my family, who shall remain anonymous, he

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Speaker 2: paid me in cash, right.

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Speaker 1: And then that was great, and I would live my

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Speaker 2: And when you're like fourteen, yeah, fourteen to twenty, and

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Speaker 2: then when I would look at the how much money

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Speaker 1: But more money than that. But they're not according to us.

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Speaker 1: So it does kind of checking in the teeth.

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Speaker 2: Because when I was then going to, you know, try

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Speaker 1: No proof of income.

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Speaker 2: So i'm i'm I always declare everything, every single time,

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Speaker 2: declaration other than all that drug money, all that all

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Speaker 3: There's still be money in the gun, making tons of money,

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Speaker 3: clearing all of it every time.

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Speaker 1: As soon as they legalize it, I'm sure she'll start

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Speaker 1: declaring that it doesn't have a tax code at the moment,

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Speaker 1: does it? No, it doesn't. No, you don't. You don't

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Speaker 1: have a a gunger god fourteen pass sex.

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Speaker 2: Next on the show, the average amount of times that

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Speaker 2: the human being is having sex in a year.

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Speaker 1: I've got the year the stats.

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Speaker 6: Okay, plays fled Vorn.

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Speaker 2: And they being researchers, they have collated a number of

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Speaker 2: big studies around how often sexually active adults are having

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Speaker 2: sex in a year, and the golden number is fifty

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Speaker 2: four times a year.

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Speaker 1: Just over once a week, just over once all. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I thought it was going to be lower than that

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Speaker 1: for some reason.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you know what's funny is so someone

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Speaker 2: shared this on social media and went like, oh, look

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Speaker 2: at this research. It says fifty four times a year

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Speaker 2: is the average number, which is, by the way, is

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Speaker 2: down nine times a year from nineteen ninety.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, we're losing We're losing nine shacks. That's about

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Speaker 1: when the internet came in, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: We're just self servicing an we can get it for

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Speaker 2: ourselves now fifty four times a year. The average person

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Speaker 2: is fifty four times sex fifty four times a year.

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Speaker 1: And then people were commenting on it.

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Speaker 2: Someone said, I did it fifty four times between January

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Speaker 2: and February, so I can sit back and relax.

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Speaker 1: Now, yeah, good for them.

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Speaker 2: Someone else said, well someone else is doing it fifty

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Speaker 2: four extra times to make up for me.

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Speaker 1: Divide that by days by weeks? Yeah, one point you're

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Speaker 1: where are all sitting with the stat I haven't like her?

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Speaker 1: Do you write them down?

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Speaker 1: I keep a log. Do you know what I actually do?

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Speaker 2: I do keep a log, but only because you know

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Speaker 1: Wait, you actually are keeping a log? Okay, wait, it's

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Speaker 1: part of my period tracker.

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Speaker 2: You know, there's this like thing I can't show you

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Speaker 1: We had sex, but what and then it's like it's

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Speaker 1: So did he Yeah, it doesn't actually say did he

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Speaker 1: cuddle you afterwards? Yes, you can.

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Speaker 2: You can log if you if you the woman reached

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Speaker 3: Did you on your last one? Did you reach your pinnacle?

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Speaker 3: I don't log whether or not my pleached. Telling that

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Speaker 1: This is the thing all the girl is doing this.

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Speaker 2: If you while, because it's like you're tracking when your

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Speaker 2: if you want to get pregnant or not, you need

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Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, it's real common.

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Speaker 1: So I've got to know when I'm doing things and

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Speaker 2: What it looks like is a series of dots around

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Speaker 1: The wheel is your cycle days. Are we hanging out

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Speaker 2: But I don't log in my cycle right our social engagements.

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Speaker 1: I just log with how my skinners.

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Speaker 3: You bring up your credit card statement. You'll be able

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Speaker 1: Let me have a look. Okay, oh my god, when

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Speaker 1: did we go out for your birthday? The day was there?

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Speaker 2: June twenty first, let me go Friday. I did not

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Speaker 7: It was my day because it was mine day. It's

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Speaker 7: This is why because it was your day and it

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Speaker 1: Me, and it would have been if you'd reached climax

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Speaker 1: and also had a dot on that day? Isn't it

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Speaker 1: for you and your day. Six twenty one silly little

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Speaker 1: pol is next, and the question today? Do you blow

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Speaker 1: your nose on the tablecloth napcap when you're dying out

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Speaker 1: why did we even ask if it's okay to blow

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Speaker 1: your nose plow for table napkins? Because of course it's

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Speaker 1: not you, filthy animal, Oh my god, yeah, of course. Never.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I will always on a nap or on a

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Speaker 2: just always blowing my nose. If there's one paper napkin,

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Speaker 2: I'll rip it in half. Half of my eating goods,

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Speaker 2: half of the blowing goods.

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Speaker 1: I'll always get more napkins. I just always grab a

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Speaker 1: handful of napkins. Yeah, those you need. I've even been asked,

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Speaker 1: I said, look at me, Yeah, look at this Hong

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Speaker 1: Kong boy. No, never never into a table one.

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Speaker 2: It's feral.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's basically a hanky on the table. Do

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Speaker 1: you know what I've gone back to Hanky's actually, have you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Because remember when I got into Hanky's when my my

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Speaker 1: Great, do you do a special hanky wash orders? It

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Speaker 1: just go in with wouldn't go with everything? Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: own washed. But you don't want to bank up your hankies.

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Speaker 2: I'm not hanky banking. I'm not hanky banking. It just

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Speaker 1: Of hanky banky. Okay, all right?

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Speaker 3: Is it okay to blow your nose on a cloth

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Speaker 3: tablecloth napkin? Eighty nine percent of people said oh no,

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Speaker 3: But that means eleven percent of people said yes. That's

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Speaker 3: also did you ever go to anybody's house?

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Speaker 1: Growing up?

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Speaker 3: We were a napkin We were a paper towel family,

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Speaker 3: and now we can do.

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Speaker 1: We would go through.

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Speaker 3: A couple of rolls of paper tails a week in

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Speaker 3: our house. What dude, we're shot gross.

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Speaker 1: That's just tear. Three often wipe in the face. You

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Speaker 3: I like three maybe just sometimes maybe some sauce family family,

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Speaker 3: we're a saucy family. Let's get into some feedback. Mason said,

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Speaker 3: first off, welcome back. Secondly, hell no, that shit has gross.

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Speaker 3: Go to the bathroom and do that in private.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Sylvia says, blow it into the collar of your

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Speaker 1: shirt like a sophisticated person. I don't know. And then

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Speaker 1: it's like on your knee. No one's doing that, No one, Sylvia.

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Speaker 1: Better than the tablecloth, said zach Ary. If we're ranking

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Speaker 1: materials available to you at the dinner table, in the tablecloth,

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Speaker 1: it's the tablecloth.

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Speaker 3: It's a napkin, isn't it's not the actual tablecloth. No

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Speaker 3: one's blowing the nose on that. That wasn't part of

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Speaker 3: the question. It wasn't an option. Debra says, that's not

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Speaker 3: gets washed with your kitchen towels. That's gross. She's an

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Speaker 3: at home napkin person. On Christmas bougie, Oh yeah, and

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Speaker 3: they roll up with.

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Speaker 1: A little bit linen ones, little hole, yeah, linen ones

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Speaker 1: for a ring with a ringhold Christmas only? Yeah? How

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Speaker 1: much stop is it in the average house for Christmas only?

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Speaker 3: And it's one day of the year and then it

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Speaker 1: It and Mum forgets to get out of the special

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Speaker 1: your cutlery.

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Speaker 2: I know, and you're just using your standing to get.

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Speaker 1: At the nice cutlery on Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Datas is like, it's not even okay to use those

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Speaker 1: What are they even for? What are you taking it

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom? Judgement? No, she's right. If you've got

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Speaker 1: like mucky hands the fabruary, it's not very good.

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Speaker 4: I'd prefer a paper. But if you're at a Michelin.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait for. I can't wait.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait for this week's Michelin Star eat to get.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait for a tiny portion of food starting

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Speaker 3: after spending.

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Speaker 2: Two hundred dollars a here. But you'd be surprised if

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Speaker 2: there was a little silver box with a with a

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Speaker 2: pull out paper napkin.

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Speaker 1: It would be surprising. But I also, if I'm having ribs,

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Speaker 1: I need the dipping pole in a little lemonie. It

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Speaker 1: does nothing. There's a tiny bowl and you put your

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Speaker 1: then you pull them out there dripping and you're like.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's why, having just returned from I hate to

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Speaker 2: say Europe, where we ate a lot of seafood, they

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Speaker 2: always that's one. They give you the little square sachet

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Speaker 1: It's a little moist moist talent. The most talent you know.

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Speaker 3: I didn't knew someone used to give themselves a little

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Speaker 3: post town pre hook up wipe down with a with

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Speaker 3: a KFC refreshertive because it had a lemony sent was that, callum?

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Speaker 1: It sounds like something here would do your friend callum.

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Speaker 2: I think fine on a on a phallus, but you

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Speaker 2: don't limity.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't live you're going downtown and smelling limited. It

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Speaker 1: was as she's not it's not a lemon pledge, a

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Speaker 1: whole bit of it's not pledge. Still it's going to

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Speaker 1: be a shock. It was quite a vicious lemon seed

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Speaker 1: limon tress. Yeah, yeah, that's going to mess with your

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Speaker 2: Never you got to leave that bee just a white

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Speaker 2: throw wipe the straw.

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Speaker 1: Never pledged the fedge would be putting on a horse

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Speaker 1: motivational calendar done with a little side of medical advice there.

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Speaker 1: Ken says it's better than my shirt if there's nothing

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Speaker 1: else around, or is it not? Should I go back

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Speaker 1: to my shirt? Who's ever blown?

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Speaker 3: Then?

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Speaker 1: One? It's doing that ken blow.

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Speaker 2: It into the abyss.

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Speaker 1: If you're doing that, do a so I'll do. I'll

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Speaker 1: do one of those if I'm riding my bike. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you've got to head it with so much because

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Speaker 1: if you're half halst little ribble on, yeah, I've had.

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Speaker 3: That, And you've got to watch the wind direction too,

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Speaker 3: otherwise it'll be straight into you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, around your face.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Alex says, it's not a full blow, but we

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Speaker 3: snipe what not wipe is okay, like a little bit

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Speaker 3: of that anyway, but a full blow seems a bit

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Speaker 3: but much but yuck. It's also not okay to blow

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Speaker 3: your Naise knows.

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Speaker 1: That the dinner table, says Sophie. Okay, I do agree.

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Speaker 1: We're just going to sit there. It's not dropping down

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Speaker 1: your face. Yeah, I think you're so excuse. I think, yeah,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse yourself to the bathroom to go put

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Speaker 1: your nose. Absolutely not, he said, how is this even

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Speaker 1: a silly little bowl?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: W tf is it okay to just go and wipe

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Speaker 1: your ass on the bath now no, No, I think

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Speaker 1: she means tablecloth, right, does she. No, No, she's saying

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Speaker 1: just because it's an area where you're where there's material

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Speaker 1: for one purpose. Yeah, it doesn't mean you can just

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Speaker 1: do whatever you want with it. Yeah, fair call. That's

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Speaker 1: actually a really fair call. Amy. It's it's the most

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Speaker 1: profound thing we're likely to hear this week. That is sill.

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Speaker 1: A little pop plays play.

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Speaker 2: This is such a wild story. I can't This makes

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Speaker 2: me feel sick. So there was a woman who's camera

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Speaker 2: last year. My cameras to stop working. So she she

441
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:03,480
Speaker 2: went to like one of those mobile phone repair places.

442
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:06,200
Speaker 1: In a mall in Auckland, and.

443
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,720
Speaker 2: She gave them the phone and said the camera's not working.

444
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,159
Speaker 2: Da da da da dah, and then left it. And

445
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,439
Speaker 2: when she came back, she had a notification on her

446
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,200
Speaker 2: phone that said air drop failed.

447
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:18,200
Speaker 1: Now I've had this before. When you're trying to air.

448
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,160
Speaker 2: Drop someone, it says drop failed and is a tiny

449
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,240
Speaker 2: little thumbnail of the photo that was you were trying

450
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:27,920
Speaker 2: to air drop the photo. The notification said ear drop

451
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:32,520
Speaker 2: failed and the thumbnail was a nude on her from

452
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:38,280
Speaker 2: her of her naked which suggested that the employee who

453
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:40,879
Speaker 2: had tried to repair her phone had gone through the

454
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,919
Speaker 2: photos and tried to air drop them to himself and

455
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,159
Speaker 2: it didn't work. And so she saw it and was like,

456
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:48,640
Speaker 2: oh my god, and like totally called him out. And

457
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,560
Speaker 2: do you know what's worse is this photo that is

458
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 2: a nerd photo of which she's completely entitled to have

459
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 2: on her phone. She was taken years ago, so he'd

460
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,480
Speaker 2: like put years ago, so.

461
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:03,880
Speaker 1: He like scrolled way, he went looking.

462
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:06,199
Speaker 4: He went looking, and if you go look at your

463
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:07,000
Speaker 4: unified but.

464
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,679
Speaker 1: Also like if you're like, when you took your phone in,

465
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,960
Speaker 1: did you do a sweep? Now whether it were there?

466
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Speaker 1: Any dodgy photo is full of them. I don't know,

467
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 1: I know, but you don't. You just don't think, because

468
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 1: would you look through it if a hot guy, if

469
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:26,920
Speaker 1: you were working such an invasion of a hot guy

470
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 1: came in, Like I don't know, he looks exactly like

471
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 1: Jason macmollatt. You wouldn't go through his camera. You would

472
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 1: if this was your career, if this was your job.

473
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 2: No, surely well he's been fired obviously obviously because then

474
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:41,119
Speaker 2: they filmed it and put it on tiktop because the

475
00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 2: moment they saw it, she was with her friend and

476
00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:45,399
Speaker 2: the friend was like, oh my god. And then this

477
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,159
Speaker 2: woman went and they called him out and was like,

478
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 2: this is what you've done, and they like gas littered.

479
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:52,800
Speaker 1: They're like, oh we did. It's literally the notifications on

480
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Speaker 1: her fire here. There's no other way that that would

481
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 1: have happened.

482
00:22:55,720 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 2: Now he's he's claimed he's accidentally swiped, you know, accidentally.

483
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 3: Incidentally gone back months in the gallery. Do you have

484
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,639
Speaker 3: any nerds on your phone at present?

485
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, can you go into album? Yeah?

486
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,439
Speaker 3: And because Shannon said, if you search bra, which is

487
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 3: weird because if you, you know, you.

488
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be wearing a bra.

489
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 3: You know how you can search like cat and.

490
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 1: You can't or like links together or your friends. I

491
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 1: searched bra and it's one of because I took a

492
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,359
Speaker 1: photo of my tan line.

493
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 2: That's fine, Yeah, you see there. Then there's all your

494
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 2: birthday dinner bra. Is that because we're bruss.

495
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 1: Ca Yeah, this' just photos of me and my boobies. Yep, whoa, yep, yes, yes, yes, right,

496
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 1: so yeah, he could have just searched boobies. Can you

497
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 1: search breast?

498
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, okay, breast twenty seven photos see your

499
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,639
Speaker 2: Oh no, this is just me googling breast left and

500
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,959
Speaker 2: what screencapp in then screencapping like the information on like

501
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 2: what's proceed I can see and do that, but yes,

502
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:06,199
Speaker 2: I've done that. I'm then like an X ray, you know,

503
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 2: so only the word.

504
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,200
Speaker 1: But it found the word breast.

505
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,240
Speaker 2: Okay, but it didn't bring up any photos of mcgona's.

506
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 2: If I go naked search, oh my god, the first first.

507
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: But was you at all?

508
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 3: That's disappointed? Cleavage though, but a neckline? Maybe maybe that

509
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,119
Speaker 3: was a bit much, sire, No.

510
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:28,959
Speaker 1: It hasn't.

511
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 2: If you search bra there's definitely some underwear shots, but right,

512
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 2: that's terriblest Well.

513
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,639
Speaker 3: I think what we can learn here is do it

514
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 3: clear of your phone gallery.

515
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,520
Speaker 2: You're going to sign out of your eye cloud because

516
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 2: mine's all eye clouds, right if you sign out.

517
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 3: Mate, deleting my home saved on your phone? Yeah, maybe

518
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 3: you could, but then they need to be using your

519
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,240
Speaker 3: phone to test it, don't they Sometimes you have to

520
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 3: give them.

521
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:56,199
Speaker 1: I just trust, yeah, well trust Actually, maybe this has happened.

522
00:24:57,119 --> 00:24:59,639
Speaker 3: Do you know what I may if your phone just

523
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 3: brecked and you're like I can't get into it to

524
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 3: delete their nu DS and they you take it into

525
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,720
Speaker 3: a place and you're like, you just copy it onto

526
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 3: a new phone or what can you unlock this?

527
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:10,080
Speaker 1: And they do.

528
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 3: I reckon, they've got that's why you back up to

529
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 3: iron Cloud and you just buy a new phone.

530
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 2: I mean, I have to say this woman felt completely violated, and.

531
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 1: Truly it is for me.

532
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 2: I'm only taking a photo of my baps because they're

533
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 2: looking great, do you know what I mean? So I'm

534
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,399
Speaker 2: going no, I'm not happy. I'm not happy.

535
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 4: But if you're seeing them, do you know what I mean?

536
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm not being walked in.

537
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 4: On after a hot shower and they're sad. You know,

538
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 4: I'm nice and cold.

539
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,560
Speaker 1: She's there. Yeah, I've snapped.

540
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 4: God, look at them anyway.

541
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you'll beware to get repeated.

542
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: And Haley from the Panoramics and En think tank, this

543
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:03,719
Speaker 1: is the top six. Residential have declined.

544
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 3: Residential building costs have declined for the first time in

545
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 3: twelve years in the June quarter.

546
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 1: Ye build a house, Yeah, but they were way up,

547
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:15,640
Speaker 1: so they've only a tiny bit.

548
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 3: So it's still expensive. Yeah yeah, yeah, right, but there's

549
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 3: cheaper now. To build a house than it was last quarter.

550
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 3: And I've got the top six reasons why building a

551
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 3: house is cheaper now and I'm a sex on the list.

552
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:30,120
Speaker 3: You're actually allowed to build a house out of marshmallows now, ah.

553
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 1: You you are changed, your regulation changed the regulation. Okay,

554
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: if you had to have a marshmallow house, would it

555
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:36,159
Speaker 1: be pink or white?

556
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 4: I would rather jump off a bridge, yeah.

557
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 3: Because you hate the texture cornflower. Okay, well I'd have

558
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 3: a pink marshmallow house. Yeah you were, Yeah, and my

559
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 3: sofa is an inside would be white.

560
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 1: But you would only last because you love marshmallows. You were.

561
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 1: No one said it was going to be easy. I

562
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 1: get home from work and start just have a nibble

563
00:26:57,280 --> 00:27:00,359
Speaker 1: on the door. Yeah, I'm just having a little nibble mixing,

564
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: you know, no door.

565
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd eat the couch first, probably and then just

566
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:04,560
Speaker 3: get a new couch.

567
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 1: Yep. Wild actual starting with the door that keeps.

568
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,680
Speaker 3: It as a house. Number five when the list of

569
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,640
Speaker 3: the top sex reasons building a house is cheaper. Our

570
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 3: nails are free. That's anywhere you can just go and

571
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,639
Speaker 3: then just help yourself. No, no, no, no, you want to

572
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 3: pay not anymore. That's why it's cheaper, so you just

573
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 3: grab a handfut You know how when a builder is

574
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 3: doing something and they just like they just throw nails

575
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 3: around like like it's a lully scramble. Like if you've

576
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 3: ever cleaned up after a builder doing a reno nails

577
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 3: Willie Nellie right way.

578
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 2: We have had so many flat tires because they just

579
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 2: go man and they're like thirty bucks screw and you're like,

580
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 2: are you the screws?

581
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: A screw a free who cares anymore?

582
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 3: Number four on the last of the top sex reasons.

583
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,760
Speaker 3: Building a house is cheap in our bathrooms don't need.

584
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: To be waterproof anymore. Oh that's not why drive the time.

585
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 4: Dry jib, get up a shower in there, get a.

586
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:59,120
Speaker 3: Shower dome, must mold no condensation shower dime?

587
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 1: Do I have to sing it to everybody? You know

588
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: it doesn't need it anymore?

589
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 3: Never threw un the less the reason of the top

590
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 3: six whatever hunt here, roots, roots worn, always coming back

591
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 3: from a holiday, doesn't he doesn't like it?

592
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 1: I like it. We you're not well rested in Europe.

593
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:21,920
Speaker 1: I didn't go to Europe. That's why we feel differently. Okay, sorry, sorry,

594
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: I was well rested in Europe. Mom, she wasn't Europe. Yeah,

595
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: that doesn't work because she was in Europe. Be better,

596
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: she'd stay here with me. The building houses cheap in

597
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: our respect. Windows can be made of whatever you want

598
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: them to be made of anymore.

599
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 3: He doesn't need to be glass, Oh great, pleas it

600
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 3: could just just be clean film.

601
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: From your cookies. You bet right.

602
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 3: It doesn't need to be transparent whatever. And then one

603
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 3: in the list of the top sex reasons. Building your

604
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 3: house is cheaper our You don't even need to live

605
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 3: in a house anymore.

606
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: You can live in a horse and call it a

607
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 1: house because all you did is you changed in the letter,

608
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: did you try with the stuff? Not really, just especially

609
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: a couple two and a half week break, you didn't

610
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: think you'd try. Well rested, you wouldn't try a bit

611
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: more for the first time.

612
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 3: I think I didn't think it was It would be

613
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 3: an unfair precedent to see it that that you would

614
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 3: be like, Oh, he's come out and maybe he's changed,

615
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 3: and he's going to try now.

616
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: I don't want people to think I'm going to try

617
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: just because we had a break. I don't want people

618
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: to think I care any more now than I did before.

619
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 2: Okay, because I feel sort of re energized, like ready excited.

620
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 1: That'll be. That'll be all the pastor and such.

621
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:33,080
Speaker 3: It's the pastor and the past the authentic pastor, and

622
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 3: the swimming and.

623
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 1: The great boy boy. I could I could talk all day.

624
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,959
Speaker 1: I'm not a RAI guy. You would be if you're

625
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: in Italy, maybe I would be. But we'll never know. Well,

626
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: never know.

627
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 2: F Voorn and Haley producer Shannon has made a terrifying

628
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 2: discovery about herself that.

629
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: She didn't know.

630
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 2: We didn't know, and if we did know, we wouldn't

631
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 2: have ever had as part of our team.

632
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 4: We're Laura by abiding citizens, but she's an illegal.

633
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've just found out I've illegally been in New

634
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 5: Zealand for seven months.

635
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: But wait, you are a New Zealander.

636
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 5: Yes. The issue was so like a week or two ago,

637
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:13,240
Speaker 5: I got an email from IRD saying, hey, you have

638
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 5: a letter on your account, and I went, I've fallen

639
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 5: for scams before.

640
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,440
Speaker 1: I'm not falling for it just feels scammy.

641
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 5: So I logged into my IRD account, like I did

642
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 5: this legitimate for me? Yeah, and it said, hey, you

643
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 5: owe two thousand dollars, and I was like, oh oh,

644
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,800
Speaker 5: and it said that I have been overseas for the

645
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 5: last seven months and I owe seven percent interest on

646
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 5: my student line.

647
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: Oh, this is what we do. If you live overseas,

648
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: you've got to pay interest on your students.

649
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 5: But here I was sitting in Auckland, CBD eating some lunch,

650
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 5: not overseas.

651
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 3: And we can voucher the fact that you've been here, yeah,

652
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 3: the last seven months, so that I kind.

653
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 6: Of just ignored it.

654
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 4: I don't know some of those months you weren't here physically.

655
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 2: Mentally, physically you were here, but mentally I think you

656
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 2: were actually in Australia.

657
00:30:58,840 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

658
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 5: I kind of just ignored it for a dating, like

659
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 5: they've made a mistake.

660
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: Oh wow, So in your mind that it will just

661
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: go away.

662
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 6: You yeah, because I haven't been overseas.

663
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 5: The next day I get another email saying you owe

664
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 5: another five hundred dollars. Now, so the total's at two thousand,

665
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 5: five hundred and I have to.

666
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,959
Speaker 1: Pay by the which is a student alone.

667
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 6: I'm at like twenty eight k to go. I think,

668
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 6: yeah about that.

669
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: Is was it worth it? That all that big student life?

670
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 6: Well I'm here.

671
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 5: Well, according to the Ird, I'm not here, so I

672
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 5: start panicking and the person I call when I'm in

673
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,400
Speaker 5: peril is Ross Ross Boss, right.

674
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 2: So terrible, terrible all start in terms of choice.

675
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I was like, maybe everyone at Zidim's having

676
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 5: this issue. Maybe it's a company thing, like I don't know.

677
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 2: I call Ross and.

678
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 5: He's like, on call the IRD, like me leave me alone?

679
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty much.

680
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 5: And because I was on and you'll leave, He's like

681
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 5: stop it. Yes, So I call the IRD and I said.

682
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 6: Hi, I'm in New Zealand.

683
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: La la la. How long did it take? You missed

684
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 1: out the bit when you're on hold for five hours?

685
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 5: It actually was quite quirk, I will say, And I

686
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,520
Speaker 5: got an acreadable customer server.

687
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: Did you hear some Dave Dobbin before they picked up

688
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: the phone.

689
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 6: To two realms of Dave Dobbin.

690
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 3: Does two decades of the arts funding? You're going to

691
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 3: be on our id hold?

692
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.

693
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 3: It's like, oh New Zealand music, it's great and they

694
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 3: pulled themselves up by the bootstraps and this great oh yeah.

695
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: Away, It's just like I hate New Zealand music. I

696
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: slight that song yeah now I hate it?

697
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:42,239
Speaker 5: Well, yes, I get through to this lovely guy and

698
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 5: I said, Hey, I've been in New Zealand this whole time.

699
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: Born.

700
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was born in a car park literally like

701
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 5: twenty minutes away. What's happening to yeah, And he said, no,

702
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 5: you've been in Melbourne for seven months.

703
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: We haven't.

704
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 6: I've never been to Melbourne.

705
00:32:59,000 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: Like, what do you mean?

706
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 6: Go back and forth.

707
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 5: Turns out I never legally re entered the country after

708
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 5: my cruise and I never went to Melbourne. I got

709
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 5: off in New Zealand and Dunedin, but the cruise continued

710
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 5: to Melbourne and they just scanned me off even though

711
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 5: I wasn't there. So for the last seven months legally

712
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 5: I've been in Melbourne.

713
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 6: Not so interesting and I had no idea.

714
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,719
Speaker 3: But when you got off at Dunedin, yeah, surely they

715
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 3: scanned your passport.

716
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 6: Well no, because my partner, we were.

717
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 5: The only two people getting off the cruise because he

718
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 5: was a worker and I wasn't a guest.

719
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: There was no immigration on the crew.

720
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 3: This seems like a loophole, I know, an immigration loophole.

721
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 5: When it happened literally seven months ago, I told Carwin

722
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 5: and I went la la lah, I'm back in the country.

723
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 5: I didn't scan my passport haha, and she said red

724
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 5: flag and I said, calm down, Carwen.

725
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: Was it right to raise a red flag?

726
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 2: Yeah?

727
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 5: So the the ir D is like, we need to

728
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 5: prove that you've been in New Zealand, and so I

729
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 5: sent them a photo of me getting off the cruise

730
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 5: with a cocktail and they accepted it as well as

731
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 5: my pacelets. I have been paying my student loan this

732
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 5: entire time. I've had steady work and so.

733
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 1: I had to send all their z How do you

734
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: describe your this year so far? Steady, Well, I've got

735
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: a job interesting interesting. Oh no, wait the judge. Yeah,

736
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 1: while we've got you, this is one on one. We'll

737
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 1: just do it now, said Steady. Yeah.

738
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 5: Well yeah, they accepted my proof of cruising as this

739
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 5: photo of me holding a my Tai cocktail.

740
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,320
Speaker 1: That's stiddy, So they reversed the feat.

741
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 5: Yes, I don't owe anything now I'm back to an

742
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 5: interest alone.

743
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: But then, have you talked to who are the people

744
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: in charge of passports? Like until no, haven't you talked

745
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: to them about rectifying this. It's still on the system.

746
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: As being in Melbourne, you're still in the middle of

747
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,839
Speaker 1: the ocean. If you go to Australia. Are you now

748
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: overstaying You're welcome in Australia? Is it? Oh? Ship? I

749
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: think there's more to be done here. I think today

750
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: your to do list? Do you call Ross? Are you

751
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:27,359
Speaker 1: calling Ross? Why did you call Ross? The guy? You

752
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 1: need to call Internal affairs today and say, look, this

753
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: is what happened. You are just going to sort it

754
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: out in their system. They're not going to sort it out.

755
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 6: I thought they were just.

756
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 2: She's here.

757
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: You know, you would have.

758
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 3: Hoped that all the systems talk to each other, and

759
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 3: they might have, but they wouldn't.

760
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: Don't.

761
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 3: So you need to call them today and say, here's

762
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,319
Speaker 3: what happened. I de rectified this, but can you make

763
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 3: sure I'm officially in New Zealand?

764
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 2: Do you reckon?

765
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,239
Speaker 6: I need to send them the cocktail photo as well.

766
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: I don't know that they are to call. What's can

767
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: you deal with this? Please? Fletch with her.

768
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 3: I've had enough, I've given enough advice. I feel like

769
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 3: now it's your you deal with it today.

770
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 1: Okay, who's she calling? Who she called? Internal Affairs? Internal affairs?

771
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 1: The passport people.

772
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 6: Sound scandalous, doesn't it?

773
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 5: In it?

774
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:24,839
Speaker 1: Does? It does? But today and good luck, and you'll

775
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 1: probably get to hear a bit more bick when you

776
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: call maybe.

777
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 3: Some of the fast cruise slower numbers.

778
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 2: Interesting that this is from Ashley Madison, because Ashley Madison,

779
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 2: the cheating website born in Australia in America, had a

780
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 2: big documentary about it.

781
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: That's just reminded me. I've completely forgotten to watch that.

782
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you must interesting. Everyone was saying how

783
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 1: good it was.

784
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 2: It was really interesting, a three partter on NETFLIXE on Netflix.

785
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 2: And the interesting thing that people thought about it afterwards

786
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 2: is the fact the Ashley Medicine is still going even

787
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 2: though they had this huge leak. Everyone's information got leaked

788
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 2: and all these cheaters got revealed. So anyway, Ashley Medisine

789
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 2: is a website where you can go on and you

790
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 2: want to you want to find an extra marital affair

791
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 2: on a website rather than just cheaty, cheat and sweetie.

792
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:19,280
Speaker 2: So they've released a whole bunch of statistics. They still

793
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 2: have thousands and thousands of members of Eshley Medicine.

794
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 1: And nine point five percent of the men. Yes as well,

795
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,319
Speaker 1: they kind of talked about that there. They faked up

796
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: a lot female profiles.

797
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the average member, because when you create a profile,

798
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,760
Speaker 2: you actually put in a whole lot of information about yourself,

799
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,280
Speaker 2: hich is terrifying if you're trying to cheat. The average

800
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 2: Ashley Medisine member has one to two children. They usually

801
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 2: earn under seventy five thousand dollars a year, so that'll

802
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 2: be American, I guess, yeah, like an average sort of salary.

803
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 2: For men, the careers that they are that they had

804
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 2: that were the most likely to be a cheater. Trade's

805
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 2: it engineers, sales managers on the road maybe maybe yeah,

806
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 2: construction workers, so we'll chuck them with trade e's.

807
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: That's for men, and for.

808
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 2: Women it was more caregiving roles like nurses, teachers, marketing execs,

809
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 2: stay at home mums, and hospital workers. Those are the big,

810
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 2: the big kind of markers that they were going to

811
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,280
Speaker 2: be more likely to cheat.

812
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 1: I can't sort of.

813
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 2: I mean, the trading thing, I'm like, oh you just Americ,

814
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 2: and aren't it's a lad looking for more? The nurse thing,

815
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 2: I'm like, what do you do it? Sexy high vers six,

816
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 2: isn't it? It's quite bacon of especially if that's all

817
00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 2: you're wearing.

818
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?

819
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 2: And you.

820
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: Took Donald Duccan.

821
00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 3: Sort of a high versing no bottoms yeah right, yeah,

822
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 3: like winning the perse oft of situation.

823
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 1: Just the shirt, yeah right, at the Jenny's dangle. Not

824
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: on the work site though that would be a work.

825
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 3: Safe I'm sure to have a bloody field day if

826
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 3: they turned up and a whole lot of trade is

827
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 3: walking around their pants on.

828
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,720
Speaker 2: Mmmm, get you're wearing stuck in a vice or something

829
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 2: to be terrible. Also, a huge amount of Eshley Medicine

830
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 2: members are like older empty nesters. They say they were

831
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 2: kids eighteen to you know, thirty, looking to fill their

832
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 2: lives with something else. I know lots of my friends

833
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 2: whose parents once they left home got like late life

834
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:39,959
Speaker 2: divorces because they say once the empty in the house

835
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,240
Speaker 2: together alone for the first time in like twenty years,

836
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 2: Like Hi, oh yeah, what happened?

837
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: Yuck? I'm with a little affair. Play play lovely, be

838
00:39:58,719 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: back at work.

839
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm ready for it. I'm here and I'm happy. Worn.

840
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: It's a delight all that wants to work. We're forced

841
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: into a lot of people love working. I find a

842
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 1: lot of joy in their great job. I think if

843
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: people are like I love working, it tells me that

844
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: they don't know how to entertain themselves outside into your life. Yeah,

845
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: conn of win lotto, we know.

846
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 3: Of you two have gone up old no no, no, no,

847
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 3: I'm trying to see it.

848
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 1: I'm still trying. What is it this week? I don't

849
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:33,399
Speaker 1: know as a.

850
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 8: West Tan going with you as it wor seventeen and

851
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 8: I'm a bull bulls you go.

852
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: Well, I did go away.

853
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 2: I didn't really talk about it much because I was

854
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 2: pulling off a surprise and I nearly ruined it on

855
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,440
Speaker 2: the last bloody day we had on ere and I

856
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 2: mentioned that I was taking some magazines over to my mum, yeah,

857
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 2: which gave away a little bit to those listening with

858
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 2: intent ears that I was going to Italy, where my

859
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 2: parents live half the year, ula la whatever. Anyway, So

860
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 2: I've never been to my parents' place, and I decided

861
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 2: that on a whim, I was going to go over

862
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 2: just on my own and surprise my dad, because my

863
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 2: family loves doing little surprises when we're apart, turning up

864
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 2: places and being like hi, I'm here. So I liaised

865
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 2: with my mum and I said, I'm just going to

866
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 2: book a ticket and I'm going to do this. Are

867
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 2: you free between this time and can I come and

868
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 2: stay and she said wash, she wouldn't be fine.

869
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: You're kind of ruining their kind of time.

870
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like God, we fly all this way to get

871
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 2: away from.

872
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 1: New Zealand and our children and you follow us anyway.

873
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 2: So it was a big thing. And we were like, great,

874
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 2: let's not tell Dad because he'll love it.

875
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: He'll be surprised.

876
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 2: Now. Everyone thought, because my dad's got early on set Alzheimer's,

877
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 2: that was a bit mean.

878
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 1: That I was going to turn up to surprise him,

879
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 1: because you initially may think, well tonight, finish. Did I forget?

880
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 2: It's very early days and my dad's Alzheimer's diagnosis, so

881
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:09,879
Speaker 2: it's it was fun, okay, confident. He wasn't just gonna

882
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 2: be like, oh hi anyway. So I don't know why

883
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 2: I got so nervous because I really wanted to like

884
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,319
Speaker 2: pull off a great surprise, and I kept thinking I

885
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 2: was going to stuff it up. And we have to

886
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 2: drive from France to this where my parents live. And

887
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 2: my mum said, we were driving in Italy by the border,

888
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:32,320
Speaker 2: right by the border. Do you know how two countries

889
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 2: can be next to each other? Countries aren't all surrounded

890
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 2: by the ocean islands.

891
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: It was crazy WI when you can. Sometimes you can

892
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,480
Speaker 1: just drive between two countries.

893
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 2: You just go through like a little towns. No, no,

894
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 2: no separate places.

895
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,319
Speaker 1: It's not in Europe. I am familiar. They're very close,

896
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,880
Speaker 1: but they're not all divided by the wide river. No.

897
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,720
Speaker 2: No, it's just land or a wall that's wild. Sometimes

898
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 2: it's just a policeman in a in a gate. Just

899
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 2: drive on through, just like.

900
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: The world.

901
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 2: Keep trying worn Anyway, we pulled into my parents little village,

902
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 2: tiny little place, and we drove around this corner and

903
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 2: my mom just goes duck and I went what And

904
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 2: I had to duck down the back seat because my

905
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 2: dad was at the pub, all right, and the pub

906
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 2: on the corner as we have to turn and go past,

907
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 2: and my dad would have recognized their rental car and

908
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 2: it had a look. So I ducked down, and that

909
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 2: gave us the clue that my dad was at the

910
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 2: pub with his friend Neil.

911
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 1: Okay, and they haven't a little drinking very Italian's any name,

912
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 1: no nails from London. Oh okay. Right, people are allowed

913
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 1: to just go to whatever country they want, willy nilly,

914
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:41,399
Speaker 1: they are.

915
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, Italy's got a thing with New Zealand, so

916
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 2: you can stay there for six months, I think, without

917
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 2: being a resident anyway countries.

918
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: Man, I don't get it. We just afformed you that

919
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: some of them touch how's about on holiday? WhatsApp does

920
00:43:54,840 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: and he didn't know he could WhatsApp. You know true

921
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: WhatsApp we are.

922
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 3: No, that's not true, that's not true. My question was, no,

923
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,399
Speaker 3: that's not true, because you.

924
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: Were both on and I wasn't sure when you were

925
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,160
Speaker 1: if it automatically got your WhatsApp? Does it? Does it?

926
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 1: You were not long gone where I didn't know WhatsApp

927
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: sometimes associated with a number of it was an So

928
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: we were just so much. What is one of the

929
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,399
Speaker 1: most popular messages in the world.

930
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 3: I don't know whether or not yours automatically linked to.

931
00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 1: Your WhatsApp SI, We'll missed you on the international message WhatsApp.

932
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: I knew, I knew, and I just didn't know what

933
00:44:45,719 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: was working for you so much about I.

934
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 3: Should have guess the Fletcher's traveling. He needs a in

935
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:53,959
Speaker 3: to win encryption on the people.

936
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 2: You're the one who wanted to take our chair elsewhere anyway,

937
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 2: So we parked up the road in this thing, and

938
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 2: then my mom and her friend were like, we're going

939
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 2: to go down and we'll park up at the table

940
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:09,839
Speaker 2: with Dad and Neil and some of their other friends

941
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 2: that were there. And my mom said, just like lurk

942
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,439
Speaker 2: around the corner and then you can just come out,

943
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 2: and I was like great.

944
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 4: And then so they went down and I could hear them.

945
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 2: I was literally like around a concrete wall and they

946
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 2: were on the other side, and I was sort of

947
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 2: like listening in. And then I realized I didn't have

948
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 2: like a cool plan, like I didn't have anything like

949
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 2: cool to say, or like surprise or a popper or

950
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 2: his yea, now's not the type of poppers, no, so

951
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 2: and then I would start a panicking and then I

952
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 2: actually ended up staying behind the wall for like ten

953
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 2: minutes because I was like.

954
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm going to stuff it up.

955
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 2: And then my moment that I attacked was my dad's friend, Neil,

956
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 2: who's a real party boy as was my dad, said like, oh,

957
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,759
Speaker 2: it must be time for another round Sprowley, and I

958
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 2: was like, that's my So I walked around the corner

959
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 2: and my dad's back was to me and and I

960
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 2: put my hands on my dad's shoulder and I said, oh,

961
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 2: it must be my round dad, and then he turned around.

962
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 2: That was said my round dad, what are you having?

963
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 2: And he turned around he said, oh my God, and

964
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 2: he stood up and he gave me a massive, big hargan.

965
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:17,840
Speaker 4: He cried a lot, and everyone was like filming him.

966
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: And said he think it for God and you were

967
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:20,880
Speaker 1: coming and then he was like shit, yeah, I forgot

968
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: about you, Jane.

969
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 2: No, no, he was very very surprised. And then we

970
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,479
Speaker 2: proceeded to sit at this bar for hours and drink

971
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:33,360
Speaker 2: mini Ugo sprits and I had a lovely time, surprised

972
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:34,760
Speaker 2: my dad and then when I left it cry again.

973
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 1: I nailed it. We really nailed it. Weed it Lord

974
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:37,960
Speaker 1: of Tears.

975
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I know on our podcast that we're going

976
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 2: to be sharing some more stories from our travels because we.

977
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: Don't want to plague you know.

978
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 3: Everyone was stor because, as as our New Zealand correspondent

979
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 3: on what I can only describe as a European summer, yeah,

980
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 3: I was.

981
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: Sick of it. Yeah sh No. So I got back

982
00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: today and I saw people in Europe. I was like,

983
00:46:59,080 --> 00:46:59,840
Speaker 1: this is a bit much of my.

984
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you because now you're back you're like, shut out.

985
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 1: I'm back. I'm like, that's kind of.

986
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:08,560
Speaker 3: What everybody was doing to you guys for the last well.

987
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 2: We have some more maybe not as appropriate for radio

988
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 2: stories on our podcast, including I helped my mum do

989
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 2: something for the first time in thirty years in a backfoot.

990
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: It's a little podcast. Good tea next time the show

991
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: Wimpleton's on.

992
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 2: Oh god, you sound like Patsy Sprow speaking of my

993
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 2: mum when the key wimpledon and she's doing quite well.

994
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: Is she doing Wimbledon?

995
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 3: You know, Wimbledon is on and there's been there's been

996
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 3: an accident, has been.

997
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,279
Speaker 2: An ex.

998
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 1: And Hayley Wimpleton, as you like to call it Wimbledon.

999
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 2: So Wimbledon's happening right now.

1000
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, just because we had that the key we

1001
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:51,879
Speaker 3: girl did really well and then there was a key

1002
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:52,800
Speaker 3: we in the doubles.

1003
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 1: Is it?

1004
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 3: Is it okay for me to say I didn't pick

1005
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,800
Speaker 3: t Now as our tennis capital.

1006
00:47:58,120 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: Really I've been there.

1007
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 3: It's great on your way to Milford Cold. I like

1008
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:04,879
Speaker 3: quite liked it because you know, I mean, I love

1009
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 3: a small town.

1010
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: Same on the water.

1011
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 3: It didn't give me tennis. I always imagine it's somewhere warmer.

1012
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 4: So is that where our key we girls from?

1013
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 1: Correct?

1014
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 3: I was born there and then moved overseas my a

1015
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 3: father in law who is of Asian descent. He was

1016
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,680
Speaker 3: born in Hong Kong.

1017
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll like the irony of him saying she doesn't

1018
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:30,480
Speaker 1: look like a New Zealander. And then I was like, oh, okay,

1019
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: are you a New Zealander? And he's like yeah. I

1020
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: was like okay, and I just died him somewhere. That

1021
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: Jesse didn't pack the irony at all. It's like you've

1022
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: got a twenty fourth seven comedy show living at you.

1023
00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 1: Like I'm living in a one of those awkward Greg Daniels,

1024
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: you know, the Office Parks and wreck Yees sitcom. Yeah,

1025
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 1: weird awkward sitcoms.

1026
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,399
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And I'm the guy that keeps the fourth

1027
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 3: walling and looking at the camera.

1028
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: Just what's going on here? Okay?

1029
00:48:56,400 --> 00:49:06,720
Speaker 2: So Alexander Bublak, who who was representing Kazakhstan, the glatest

1030
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 2: country in the world anyway, So he was playing against

1031
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:19,360
Speaker 2: America's uh Tommy Paul at Wimbledon and wimple and a

1032
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 2: t I'm gonna I'm doing B and a d no.

1033
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: Wimple wimb wimpledon. What was the one was?

1034
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 2: I've been calling it Wimbledon this whole time, like an

1035
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 2: idiot rocks in my head yea cold.

1036
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 3: Actually, I even think you're saying Wimbledon and make it

1037
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:41,439
Speaker 3: sound like it's do o and no wimpleton t I

1038
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 3: m wimon.

1039
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,640
Speaker 1: One's one far out. I've been living a lie anyway.

1040
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 2: So the America was playing at Kazakhstan and Berners and.

1041
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: Alexander. The Kazakhstan guy hit a ninety six mile per

1042
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:01,359
Speaker 1: hour serves like a hundre in something caves, isn't. It's

1043
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 1: fast fest.

1044
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 2: However, the serve went out of control, went into the

1045
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 2: audience and hit someone strain the nuts, a ball straight.

1046
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 1: Into the nuts. It was a fifty one year old guy.

1047
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:22,359
Speaker 2: Oh and hit him this ball, which the BBC caught

1048
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 2: on camera, smacked him.

1049
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 3: I was like, you know, they did a close up afterward.

1050
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 3: He might send the outline in his pants. It's the

1051
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 3: British Broadcasting Corporation caught the whole thing on camera.

1052
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 1: Thought the whole thing on camera now.

1053
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 2: He said the timing was terrible because he'd literally like

1054
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 2: just said to relax and spread like he'd been up,

1055
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 2: you know, watching the game.

1056
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:44,759
Speaker 1: And then during that.

1057
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 2: Point, just before the serf, he went, oh, spread, League spread,

1058
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 2: and then everyone started cheering at the speed of the

1059
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,879
Speaker 2: serve and no one really noticed he got hitting the balls.

1060
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 2: He said he was in so much agony he couldn't

1061
00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 2: even pick up the ball. What made it worse was

1062
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 2: the BBC cameras being like onto him, being like days later,

1063
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,720
Speaker 2: gave an interview, still throbbing.

1064
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, experience the girlies.

1065
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and woman will say, oh, try giving birth and

1066
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 3: you're like, well, you had three children, the second two

1067
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 3: I'm guessing were you remember what the first time was? Like, Yeah,

1068
00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 3: and you did it twice more. No, guy's been kicked

1069
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 3: in the balls and I have two more. Yeah, but

1070
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:28,239
Speaker 3: you got a child out of it. That is the

1071
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 3: happiness and joy in life. Yeah, exactly. So there's a

1072
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 3: positive outcome outcome to knocked in the neds.

1073
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:36,640
Speaker 2: I feel like everyone's got a story of getting knocked

1074
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 2: in the nads, also having a.

1075
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 3: If I was going to say, if you got that

1076
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 3: in the in the fan, there's the pubic bond.

1077
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: I've been knocked in the bone before.

1078
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:52,400
Speaker 3: Somebody drunkenly walking along like a pipe fence once and

1079
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 3: it was a girl and everyone's like careful and she's like, oh,

1080
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 3: I'll be fine, like insinuating that as she falls there's nothing,

1081
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:00,000
Speaker 3: and then.

1082
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,359
Speaker 1: She slipped leg. It was like this. It was like

1083
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 1: this polk sound that hot. And I was like and

1084
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:11,439
Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, well we should take some calls.

1085
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,439
Speaker 2: I believe when you're not hitting the privates, okay, I'll

1086
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 2: hit you maybe even because a hit to the t

1087
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 2: hit hurts as well. You have heard of the oh

1088
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 2: my god, specially right on the center, not as at all.

1089
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:28,720
Speaker 2: I imagine similar to getting hit in the guy nads.

1090
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,839
Speaker 2: But good lord, it's not nice. When did you get

1091
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 2: hit in the privates? Because do you know when I

1092
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 2: was first dating Eron, I was like two weeks in

1093
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 2: and I was plainfully went like this and I slept

1094
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:41,960
Speaker 2: him with a magazine straight up called me and if

1095
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 2: and B and then he apologized and he was just

1096
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 2: like that really hurt. Yeah, but I remember being like, oh, yeah,

1097
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 2: that was bad. The pain is unlike anything else.

1098
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 1: Okay, well let's take some calls. I like to hunt

1099
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:56,760
Speaker 1: your dance at him as a number Text through nine.

1100
00:52:55,680 --> 00:53:00,040
Speaker 2: Knows the heroic tennis story Silk Skins.

1101
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: Based on Wimbledon. Yeah, it was our name, didn't it.

1102
00:53:05,719 --> 00:53:08,759
Speaker 1: Wait one hundred dars at him nine six nine sixty text?

1103
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: When did you get hit in the private?

1104
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 2: Right now?

1105
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 1: That we want to know what hit you in the goolies?

1106
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 2: Because a ball traveling at ninety six miles per hour.

1107
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is in kilometers, but it's fast.

1108
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:21,879
Speaker 2: Hit a spectator right in the.

1109
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 3: News at Wimbledon, Andrew, When did you get ahead in

1110
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 3: the goolies?

1111
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1112
00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 9: Morning time probably a story that goes back probably twenty years.

1113
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 9: I was about ten years old and it was almost

1114
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 9: after school time and I was on my bike and

1115
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 9: showing off to my mate.

1116
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, I'm going to jump the set

1117
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,799
Speaker 1: of stairs, watch me, oh man man.

1118
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 2: And I proceeded to jump said set of stairs, but.

1119
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 9: Landed quite funny, and as I landed, the seat went

1120
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 9: through my short shut.

1121
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 1: Up and then proceeded to hit.

1122
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 9: Said private past and completely ripped out said testicles.

1123
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: They ripped out.

1124
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 9: Well that kind of like split it open and they

1125
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 9: had to be all surgically fixed back in.

1126
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,240
Speaker 1: They like, are they are the balls like just floating

1127
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:18,160
Speaker 1: around in there? Or are they they're like they're on

1128
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: a call. We're on a call. I had to have

1129
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: two surgeries to sort it out.

1130
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 9: One to initially sort it and then I had to

1131
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:27,879
Speaker 9: have them anchored back in.

1132
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:39,160
Speaker 1: In like working order. Do they all rip and all? Life?

1133
00:54:39,320 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: Life is good? Two children have been where?

1134
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, can you if you looked closely at said balls,

1135
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 2: would we see the the scar?

1136
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:58,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, yep, there's there's stories to tell already, the

1137
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 1: old the scar on the balls anyway, isn't it? There's

1138
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 1: the same, there's the same. Yeah, did you get the same? Well,

1139
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 1: it kind of goes across the when you your jeans

1140
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:14,839
Speaker 1: and it's not the same.

1141
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 3: You know, amazing, Thank you? When did you get head

1142
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:21,719
Speaker 3: in the gurlies?

1143
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 9: It wasn't me.

1144
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 2: It was a friend.

1145
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 9: My husband and my friend played softball and our friend

1146
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 9: normally plays outfield, and as training he.

1147
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,719
Speaker 1: Thought, oh, I'll come and play in the field.

1148
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 9: For a go, And so the ball got patched to

1149
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 9: my husband and when he hit the ball came off

1150
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 9: too fast for the guy to patch it, and it

1151
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:40,560
Speaker 9: hit him in the ball.

1152
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:45,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, those are big you know softballs?

1153
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 2: I better softball doesn't feel soft when it's aheading the

1154
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 2: balls softball.

1155
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 9: When he went he couldn't walk, so they put him

1156
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 9: in the car. And then when he went home and

1157
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 9: chilfriend had to help him try and get in the

1158
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,880
Speaker 9: bath because he couldn't lift his foot.

1159
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:04,760
Speaker 2: Sometimes they retreat, don't they when they get damaged.

1160
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't know. Yeah, the boys leave it with

1161
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: the boys are thank you.

1162
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:15,680
Speaker 3: We're talking about when you've received a knock to the

1163
00:56:15,719 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 3: nether regions. The ball at Wimbledon that hit the spectator

1164
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,439
Speaker 3: in the goolies right in the nads ninety six miles

1165
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:25,359
Speaker 3: an hour, that is, I've done the calculations.

1166
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 1: One hundred and fifty four k's an hour at that ball. Geez.

1167
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 3: And most like cricket balls and molded like anywhere between.

1168
00:56:31,000 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 3: I don't know, they get up to like one forty

1169
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 3: the odd one at one fifty.

1170
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 1: But that's insane. But you were a box if you're

1171
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:39,080
Speaker 1: a cricket player, and that's the very reason. But if

1172
00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:41,399
Speaker 1: you're a spectator, maybe you should be wearing boxes. Yeah

1173
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:42,359
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.

1174
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we're hearing from males and females alike

1175
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 3: suffered a knock to it. Someone said I was in

1176
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:53,759
Speaker 3: a football final. I made a glorious attempt to kick

1177
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 3: it into the goal. It was just me and the

1178
00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 3: goalie won on one and I did.

1179
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 1: A slide kick a slide slide okay, and.

1180
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:01,399
Speaker 3: The only came out and tried to boot the ball

1181
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,319
Speaker 3: and just booted me straight in the fat and.

1182
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 1: Stop stopped me. Did That's how hard to kick one?

1183
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,320
Speaker 1: So you imagine someone sliding along a week brown and

1184
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:15,040
Speaker 1: you just boot them and the boots store. No thanks,

1185
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 1: no thanks? Sam? When did you get hitad in the goolees?

1186
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: So I was. I just want to say a long

1187
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: time listener first for it's over there, Hayley, the bell

1188
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: hang on.

1189
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 3: We've got to get the We've been away for a

1190
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 3: couple of weeks.

1191
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 2: Sorry, said, Well, tell us about your gooleies.

1192
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 9: So I was working at a check and farm a

1193
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 9: few years ago and we had roosters in with the

1194
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:46,360
Speaker 9: hens yep, and sometimes they didn't like us. And you know,

1195
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 9: ones that happened to kick.

1196
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 1: Me did a jumping talent kit lucky for us. Spos

1197
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,840
Speaker 1: Sweet you were you rouched down to its level?

1198
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 5: No? I was standing, just walking.

1199
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: And are you really sure it was like a karate

1200
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:14,280
Speaker 1: check or something? Okay? Okay, it's cool of cock fighting

1201
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: stinging his joke.

1202
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 8: But I wasn't.

1203
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 1: Well behaved there, Sam, But did it kind of run

1204
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 1: at you and then jump you just and sometimes I

1205
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 1: get angry? Okay and very territorial. Yeah right, God, what

1206
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 1: a bizarre Sam. Thank you some.

1207
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 3: Messages, there's so many. I was lying on the couch

1208
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 3: with my newborn daughter and my stomach. She kicked both

1209
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 3: feet down into my nuts, one little foot per nut.

1210
00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 3: I thought I was passing away extreme pain I was doing.

1211
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,080
Speaker 3: I was driving a stand up see then the council

1212
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 3: always drove them. They stand, they stand on the moa.

1213
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 3: It looks like a segway.

1214
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 1: With a Mara on the front. Oh okay.

1215
00:59:08,760 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 3: I was drubbing a stand up mara and hit a

1216
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 3: hole and the MOA had a springboard that you stand on.

1217
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 3: I had a blower between my legs. Went up in

1218
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 3: the air and came down on my blower. Oh, I

1219
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 3: can imagine. The plane was on the floor for ten

1220
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 3: minutes and the MOA was just I like to imagine.

1221
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 1: The moa just keep going, keep going. Yeah, but it didn't.

1222
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 2: Someone missus saying I was sent to the A and

1223
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 2: E by a workmate who kicked me in the balls

1224
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:33,640
Speaker 2: because I farted at them, so there was his retaliation.

1225
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:34,200
Speaker 1: Both.

1226
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 3: You need to pop up to hr for a cat. Yeah,

1227
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 3: that's not that's yeah. My sister and I tried climbing

1228
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 3: the fence to get out to our elderly neighbors apple tree.

1229
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:46,720
Speaker 3: My sister lost their footing and landed on over JJ

1230
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 3: on the fence.

1231
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bam, oh screaming, oh JJ screaming gooley screaming.

1232
00:59:58,120 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 1: That was terrible.

1233
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 2: Someone got tried to climb over an electric fence and

1234
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 2: got shocked in the balls.

1235
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 1: I've had a shock on the ball, have you? How

1236
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 1: does that feel like? Nice?

1237
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 3: Opened some doors, climbing through, climbing through to wire electric

1238
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 3: fence and just slept and landed on the and then

1239
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 3: rolled off. But it doesn't hurt as much as a

1240
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 3: cash shock on a party of like a forehead or

1241
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 3: a or a back where.

1242
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 1: The bones real close to the surface. That hurts. Oh gosh.

1243
01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:35,360
Speaker 1: I still wouldn't recommend it. No, unless.

1244
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 3: I was the first on the scene of a paragliding accident,

1245
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:42,080
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even go near it.

1246
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 1: Paragliding run off the cliff, I think so. Yeah, And

1247
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:52,600
Speaker 1: then the parachute and gliding. It's all in the name. Yeah.

1248
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 3: If I saw one of those crash, I don't think

1249
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:57,080
Speaker 3: I could rush over because what am I going to find?

1250
01:00:57,640 --> 01:00:58,000
Speaker 1: My God?

1251
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was on the first seen the guy had

1252
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:06,920
Speaker 3: semi amputated his arm, yet was only concerned about.

1253
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 1: His balls, which the testicles.

1254
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 3: This scrotum had been ruptured by the harness at the

1255
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 3: point of impact.

1256
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 1: God. So this guy's arms like off hanging on by

1257
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 1: a string, and he's like, God, get a bit of

1258
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 1: hobby as well. Get a nicer hobby, like lawn bowls.

1259
01:01:21,440 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 2: And do you know what I mean, Like play a

1260
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 2: game of ten. Calm down, don't go running off cliffs.

1261
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:33,600
Speaker 3: Play play Sabrina Carpenter, please please please on.

1262
01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 1: Sid M just out of it for being a Nippo.

1263
01:01:37,560 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: I didn't say nip I just seen her.

1264
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:42,800
Speaker 3: I just learned that her auntie is Bart Simpson. Yeah,

1265
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 3: Nancy can't right.

1266
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 1: She's got to have like three little boys.

1267
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 2: There was a terrible Nancy sub session. No, that wasn't

1268
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 2: Bart Simpson, but the actress. She's got this really high.

1269
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: Screen because you know that's right up there was a

1270
01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 1: raving scientologist to Yeah she is, Yeah, let's right up

1271
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:03,480
Speaker 1: there with your Arnold Schwartznagger impersonation, a little bit of

1272
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:08,200
Speaker 1: barn since and talking to Arnold Schwartznagger. And now maybe

1273
01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 1: bart could tell hey, don't have a cow, Arnie. I'm

1274
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:14,520
Speaker 1: not opening a cow.

1275
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 2: But like Barney from I was in Springfield, I wasn't Springfield.

1276
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:23,400
Speaker 1: I couldn't get out of Springfield quick.

1277
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1278
01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,920
Speaker 1: Your voices aren't getting better, are they? No, they're not.

1279
01:02:28,080 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 1: So I wanted to bring home.

1280
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 2: I did a bit of antique shopping because there were

1281
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:35,439
Speaker 2: lots of antique fears where I was in the part

1282
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 2: of the world where I visited.

1283
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 1: Two times she's mentioned being in Europe because I haven't

1284
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:43,400
Speaker 1: mentioned it at all, three or four. Sorry, the producers

1285
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,080
Speaker 1: have been counting.

1286
01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 2: Well, I just don't have any other ship. You'll have

1287
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 2: your chance next yeah, yeah, exactly. Anyway, I went to

1288
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 2: this in the village with my parents lived there had

1289
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 2: this antique store once a month, and I was there

1290
01:02:56,160 --> 01:02:56,560
Speaker 2: when it was on.

1291
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 4: And you know me, I love knickknacks. I love collecting antiques.

1292
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:03,640
Speaker 3: You love, well, your whole curious is full of like

1293
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 3: antique stuff.

1294
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:05,440
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.

1295
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 2: And so I was like, here we go and one

1296
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 2: thing I passed was this bronze looking head of a

1297
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 2: questionable animal. I don't know what it was, and I

1298
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 2: went up and down the street and then I came

1299
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 2: back later in the day. I was like, I think

1300
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 2: I want that, and I picked it up and I

1301
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:23,680
Speaker 2: was like, Holy for Jesus, this thing was so heavy.

1302
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 1: What's a questionable animal? Wow?

1303
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to show you a photo I did

1304
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,479
Speaker 2: put it on my don't know if it's a dog

1305
01:03:31,560 --> 01:03:33,160
Speaker 2: or a beer dog.

1306
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 1: It's not apopo that is so far.

1307
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 2: It's got fangs, looks like a pit bull.

1308
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:42,840
Speaker 1: It's a seal.

1309
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:47,200
Speaker 3: No, it's sort of thing that you crossed the road

1310
01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 3: because it's not a leash.

1311
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:50,960
Speaker 2: I actually did a question box on Instagram and a

1312
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 2: lot of people were saying, like baby otter or something.

1313
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:56,439
Speaker 1: Okay, anyone, I don't know what it is. I wanted

1314
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:58,400
Speaker 1: bronze animal.

1315
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 2: I found a spiritual connection to this thing. And it

1316
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 2: was so heavy, and so I was like, I'm just

1317
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:05,320
Speaker 2: going to take it. I'll just figure out how.

1318
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:08,000
Speaker 1: To get it home. How much did it cost? It

1319
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,880
Speaker 1: wasn't that much. It was like not that much. Your

1320
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 1: idea of not much and my idea of not much

1321
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 1: polar worth it. I've heard that before. I paid, when

1322
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 1: I paid, and then I had it. Yeah you did, Yes,

1323
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 1: that's true, you actually did.

1324
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 2: The fact this was like the third day I was

1325
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:29,680
Speaker 2: in Italy, and then it just sat where I was

1326
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 2: staying for the whole time. And then I had to

1327
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:34,080
Speaker 2: like pack my bag, and my bag was so heavy.

1328
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,120
Speaker 2: I've left a whole bunch of stuff with my parents.

1329
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:37,680
Speaker 2: Just be like, can you bring that home? Because I

1330
01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,680
Speaker 2: brought home lots of booze. I went to this wine around.

1331
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 2: I bought to one right anyway.

1332
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 1: So there was no room for it.

1333
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 2: The sup pine here, no, but this one was a

1334
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:50,160
Speaker 2: special one, worth it, worth it anyway.

1335
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:52,560
Speaker 1: So I was packing my bag what.

1336
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:55,200
Speaker 2: Felt like yesterday, whatever day it was, and I was like,

1337
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:56,320
Speaker 2: I'm just going to carry it on.

1338
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,880
Speaker 1: I'm just going to have it in a little sounds

1339
01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:01,560
Speaker 1: head my backpack.

1340
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:03,800
Speaker 2: You already felt my backpack when I was going over.

1341
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,680
Speaker 2: So the backpack was taking the purse. And then I

1342
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:13,800
Speaker 2: had an eight kg bronze head of dog bear in

1343
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,280
Speaker 2: this little tote bag.

1344
01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 1: And then I to get home.

1345
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 2: We drove, then caught two trains then a tram to

1346
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 2: get to the airport. And I had my big suitcase

1347
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:26,280
Speaker 2: and my backpacks. So my dad, who may I remind you,

1348
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 2: who does have Alzheimer's, was in charge of.

1349
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:31,919
Speaker 1: I was in charge of.

1350
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:33,840
Speaker 2: The sack with the eight kg heading, and it was

1351
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:36,840
Speaker 2: really heavy. And then at one point we're sitting on

1352
01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:40,480
Speaker 2: the train. We're in France, we're heading to Nice to

1353
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,160
Speaker 2: go to this thing, and I just looked to Dad,

1354
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:42,840
Speaker 2: who's sitting next to me.

1355
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 1: I was like, where's the head? And he was like,

1356
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 1: oh shit, oh god, where is it?

1357
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:52,360
Speaker 2: And he's lost it and we haven't left the station yet.

1358
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:55,480
Speaker 2: So my mum goes, where were you standing? She runs

1359
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:59,360
Speaker 2: off the train out to where we were waiting at

1360
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 2: the station to try to find this eight kg head.

1361
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:03,840
Speaker 2: Then she realizes she's got one minute till the train layers,

1362
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:05,439
Speaker 2: so she runs back. She like, we don't have time,

1363
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 2: and I say it's fine, and actually I'm kind of

1364
01:06:07,520 --> 01:06:08,400
Speaker 2: glad to be rid of it.

1365
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: It's eight kg's no no need to lug it across

1366
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:10,760
Speaker 1: the world.

1367
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:13,840
Speaker 2: Then I'm sitting there with my dad and he said

1368
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,040
Speaker 2: the thought that he did stop at some point to

1369
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 2: take my bag from me to put it away, and

1370
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,400
Speaker 2: so then I was like, I wonder if he's just

1371
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 2: put it down somewhere on the train. So I just

1372
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,600
Speaker 2: start wandering around the carriages and I just find it on.

1373
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 1: A seat and I found it. So it's lost and

1374
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:29,960
Speaker 1: now it's found.

1375
01:06:30,560 --> 01:06:32,920
Speaker 2: And then I get this thing to the airport and

1376
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 2: my dad's standing with me holding the head in the sack,

1377
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:37,600
Speaker 2: and then they check me in and they weigh my

1378
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:40,160
Speaker 2: carry on luggage.

1379
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 1: My backpack for a tree euld do that? No? No?

1380
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 1: For the plane? Oh I know, I know, And I

1381
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:46,560
Speaker 1: was like, oh shit.

1382
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,000
Speaker 2: So I just said to Dad like I waved my

1383
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:51,240
Speaker 2: bag and then they tagged it and I was like, fine,

1384
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:54,000
Speaker 2: I'll just carry the head toat thing. Then I had

1385
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:57,000
Speaker 2: to go through three different securities, and each time it

1386
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 2: got pulled over because it must have looked all.

1387
01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:03,600
Speaker 1: So so strange. It's a huge metal donging. Yeah, and

1388
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 1: it was.

1389
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:08,760
Speaker 2: It was in a plastic bag, in a tote bag,

1390
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:10,600
Speaker 2: and every time they pulled it out, they were like,

1391
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:12,800
Speaker 2: what is this. They did it in Doha, they did

1392
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:17,080
Speaker 2: it in France, they did it everywhere. And then I said,

1393
01:07:17,160 --> 01:07:19,200
Speaker 2: I don't know, and I started getting all giggly. I'd

1394
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:21,720
Speaker 2: be like, I don't know, I don't know, it's like

1395
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 2: a bronze animal and they're like okay, And every time

1396
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:30,439
Speaker 2: they drug swipe very bridge, and then in my head

1397
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 2: for one second, I was like, I did buy this

1398
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 2: from a I have no idea, but it was hollow.

1399
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 2: It was fine, so they drugged it. It was such a

1400
01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:36,920
Speaker 2: bird in the whole.

1401
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:40,360
Speaker 1: And it's still weighed that much. Yeah, it's like empty,

1402
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:41,760
Speaker 1: like it's hollow inside.

1403
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,960
Speaker 2: And then I would put it in the overhead thing

1404
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:45,880
Speaker 2: and then put my bag in front of it, and

1405
01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:47,800
Speaker 2: every time someone was like fishing around the overhead, I

1406
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:49,600
Speaker 2: had this image because I was in the aisle of

1407
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:51,800
Speaker 2: it like dropping down onto my head and killing me.

1408
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:53,600
Speaker 1: It was absolutely terrible.

1409
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,840
Speaker 2: And then the last or no and one of the

1410
01:07:55,880 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 2: stops when they drugged it, they kept asking these questions

1411
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:00,440
Speaker 2: and I was well sketchy.

1412
01:08:00,480 --> 01:08:01,280
Speaker 1: So they gave me a.

1413
01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:06,320
Speaker 2: Full international pet down, like a cupping of the breast,

1414
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,240
Speaker 2: a hand to the mound.

1415
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:11,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything to the mountain. How was that?

1416
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:16,040
Speaker 2: It's quite nice after two and a half weeks away.

1417
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:18,400
Speaker 1: I nearly said something, but I was like, you are

1418
01:08:18,439 --> 01:08:22,360
Speaker 1: in the Middle East, yeah, and the mountain.

1419
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 4: Just let them mound anyway.

1420
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 1: I got it home.

1421
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,599
Speaker 2: I got it home, and now we're going to find

1422
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:31,519
Speaker 2: a little place for it in the house. At the time,

1423
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:32,959
Speaker 2: whatever it is.

1424
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,439
Speaker 1: Well done. They got a free home.

1425
01:08:35,200 --> 01:08:38,640
Speaker 3: Wiring of crap has now gone international and gentlemen.

1426
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:47,439
Speaker 1: Play and Hayley, I was mistaken for somebody's boyfriend while

1427
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 1: we're away on holidays.

1428
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,559
Speaker 4: I have even been anyone's boyfriend for a long time.

1429
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:54,639
Speaker 3: No, I was in line to get on this cable

1430
01:08:54,680 --> 01:09:00,200
Speaker 3: car thing. Whereabout Roosevelt Island put it down. No, there

1431
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:02,920
Speaker 3: was island in America in New York.

1432
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's not really.

1433
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:06,639
Speaker 5: New York.

1434
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:09,320
Speaker 3: I'm not doing a Hailey like when you went to

1435
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 3: Barley and talked about it for six months.

1436
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 1: I'm not You're not doing that. I'm just saying that

1437
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:13,760
Speaker 1: it was.

1438
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:15,479
Speaker 4: Barley is a great place, by the way, a hell

1439
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:15,920
Speaker 4: of a time.

1440
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:17,240
Speaker 1: You did.

1441
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:20,880
Speaker 3: So in line to get on this camble cars packed

1442
01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:22,479
Speaker 3: and they put you in this little kind of waiting

1443
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:25,000
Speaker 3: area before the camble car comes and then you get on.

1444
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:27,680
Speaker 1: We're familiar with how lining up for something works for it.

1445
01:09:27,920 --> 01:09:29,840
Speaker 1: They don't know. You don't even know the countries can touch.

1446
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:34,240
Speaker 1: What is new to me. Also, you didn't know that

1447
01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:39,760
Speaker 1: we could use whats you what's that. I didn't know

1448
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:41,360
Speaker 1: whether you're automatically?

1449
01:09:42,320 --> 01:09:45,920
Speaker 4: Hey, friends, are you able to exist what I'm about?

1450
01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:49,120
Speaker 1: Swearing you and get yourself another week after? So, I mean,

1451
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:53,120
Speaker 1: don't blame me for really explaining this, you know, and

1452
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:55,840
Speaker 1: this ladies. Next thing, she's kind of on one foot.

1453
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 1: I think she was kind of No, she had two legs,

1454
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:00,200
Speaker 1: but one was up.

1455
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:04,400
Speaker 3: She was her strap on his sandal or shoe and

1456
01:10:04,439 --> 01:10:08,400
Speaker 3: she started falling. And that's when she reached and put

1457
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:12,720
Speaker 3: her hand like unst kind of under my arm, like

1458
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:16,040
Speaker 3: hooking arm, hooking arm to stop. And then she looked

1459
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:17,400
Speaker 3: up at me and she was like, oh my god,

1460
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:18,719
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry you're not my boyfriend.

1461
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,599
Speaker 1: And he was standing behind me. Did you say yet?

1462
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,679
Speaker 3: No, he was standing behind me, like same height, same

1463
01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:27,320
Speaker 3: basically the same colored T shirt.

1464
01:10:27,479 --> 01:10:30,160
Speaker 1: It's quite an intimate thing to do, the looping of

1465
01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:33,679
Speaker 1: the arm. Yeah, And she was so embarrassed. No, she wasn't.

1466
01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:37,320
Speaker 1: I on hundred percent believe that. She was like, whoa,

1467
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:38,439
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean?

1468
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 2: And saw your bronze jacked arms and was like, that's

1469
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,720
Speaker 2: a bit of me. No, and she went that's one

1470
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 2: of flirting technique. No, do you know how many times

1471
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:52,880
Speaker 2: I fell in Europe. Constantly I was like, whoa, it's

1472
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:53,920
Speaker 2: stumbling around.

1473
01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:57,680
Speaker 1: My vertigo, my vera where vertigo is back right? And

1474
01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,559
Speaker 1: then I would look for any pair of you know,

1475
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:02,960
Speaker 1: muscle balls. If you were flirting with someone to do that.

1476
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:05,760
Speaker 1: Did the boyfriend acknowledge it at all? He was behind me.

1477
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,240
Speaker 1: He just thought it was funny way to be saying.

1478
01:11:08,439 --> 01:11:11,400
Speaker 1: But I think it's it's a brother playing the role

1479
01:11:11,479 --> 01:11:15,120
Speaker 1: of you. Reckon like you reckon. It was flirting and

1480
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:16,120
Speaker 1: I completely mister.

1481
01:11:17,200 --> 01:11:19,280
Speaker 2: You could have had a lovely hooker, but instead you

1482
01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:28,639
Speaker 2: spent the whole holiday alone. Anyone you missed the chance hooker?

1483
01:11:28,760 --> 01:11:31,280
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, you didn't flirt with anyone in Europe.

1484
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,280
Speaker 2: Well, I have to say I've come back and I

1485
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:34,679
Speaker 2: think my fear may be brewing again.

1486
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,280
Speaker 1: Is that? Yeah? It was off for a bit. Put

1487
01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:40,360
Speaker 1: that pop back? Why did it sweitch on? Just there's

1488
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:41,840
Speaker 1: so many attracted people.

1489
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:45,160
Speaker 3: So that's what you both said. Man, how hot were

1490
01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:50,559
Speaker 3: the people in Europe? France, Italy flit you mentioned Spain

1491
01:11:50,600 --> 01:11:51,920
Speaker 3: got a special shout out from you.

1492
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:54,640
Speaker 1: I got a friend at the moment he messaged, man,

1493
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:58,519
Speaker 1: I was like, you would love Portugal Yeah, that's what

1494
01:11:58,560 --> 01:11:59,920
Speaker 1: I mean when when I.

1495
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:02,760
Speaker 2: Was at the beach once and I was like, Vaughn Vornn,

1496
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:06,000
Speaker 2: there's a Vorn, there's a Vorn, there's maybe.

1497
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:08,000
Speaker 1: That's maybe it's best I didn't go to Europe and this. Yeah,

1498
01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:08,519
Speaker 1: I think so.

1499
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:11,639
Speaker 3: But do you think anybody ever comes to New Zealand

1500
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:14,240
Speaker 3: and calls home and it's like you are not going

1501
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:14,720
Speaker 3: to man?

1502
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:18,960
Speaker 1: Everyone here is so hot? No? No, I know even

1503
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:21,840
Speaker 1: in summer. I know it's real mean about all of us,

1504
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:24,479
Speaker 1: but they don't say that. I think the only reason

1505
01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:26,640
Speaker 1: I'm a Meer is because I'm here. And if I went,

1506
01:12:27,320 --> 01:12:30,720
Speaker 1: you were in Europe, you'd blossom, I would you'd think

1507
01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:32,559
Speaker 1: it unminger. I think unminger.

1508
01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:36,880
Speaker 2: I think my New Zealanders would like ship away and

1509
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:40,240
Speaker 2: I would become a hot European Like it was hot man,

1510
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:42,320
Speaker 2: it was just hot people everywhere.

1511
01:12:42,040 --> 01:12:45,800
Speaker 3: Right, But a few perhaps are listening to the show

1512
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:49,400
Speaker 3: and you're not originally from New Zealand. Do you think

1513
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:52,559
Speaker 3: we're hot where where we're what is it not self

1514
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:58,599
Speaker 3: deficat and that's what you put your pants. We're very

1515
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:03,120
Speaker 3: defict justificating, self deprecating.

1516
01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:09,160
Speaker 1: So maybe we're just not I mean maybe they're like,

1517
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:12,280
Speaker 1: this is a cute only cutesy. No, I mean they're

1518
01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:14,160
Speaker 1: simly cutesy with their accents.

1519
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:19,879
Speaker 2: No, we're not. It's the worst accent and we're Baners Honestly.

1520
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:22,439
Speaker 1: The moment I left, I mean, how many times have

1521
01:13:22,520 --> 01:13:30,519
Speaker 1: we won Miss Universal World? Who's winning it all the time? Brazil, Italy?

1522
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:33,800
Speaker 1: They're hot, man, they're hot. There's so many hot people

1523
01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,320
Speaker 1: and it's ignited in a fear.

1524
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,880
Speaker 2: Now I'm back in.

1525
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:44,599
Speaker 1: New Zealand, right surround who I will remind you around

1526
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:55,439
Speaker 1: main audience holiday. She is being self deplicated. I'm sorry

1527
01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:59,760
Speaker 1: to be soficate from an international person. Okay, who came

1528
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:02,680
Speaker 1: to New Zealand. New Zealand has at Did they ask

1529
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:07,080
Speaker 1: him if they could use WhatsApp? Are they WhatsApp in

1530
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:12,559
Speaker 1: your home country? Can you? And does your country your

1531
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:13,559
Speaker 1: country touches?

1532
01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:16,400
Speaker 2: Wait a second, but are you sure you're not just

1533
01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:19,799
Speaker 2: speaking of a town a province.

1534
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:21,680
Speaker 3: Perhaps if it's not a town, if it's bigger than

1535
01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:24,160
Speaker 3: a town, province, it's touching another province, but surely not

1536
01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:25,680
Speaker 3: count don't touch O care?

1537
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:27,519
Speaker 1: What have they said? New Zealand has a lot of

1538
01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:32,479
Speaker 1: hot rugged dudes? If that's your face rugged. Shame about

1539
01:14:32,479 --> 01:14:33,040
Speaker 1: the accent.

1540
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:35,640
Speaker 2: I think that, Yeah, because there were a lot of

1541
01:14:35,760 --> 01:14:40,240
Speaker 2: very pretty, like beautiful people over there, which generally is

1542
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:42,960
Speaker 2: not my type. I like them rugged, So maybe I'm

1543
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:44,320
Speaker 2: in the right You're in the right place for your

1544
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:46,600
Speaker 2: They have like a rugged people.

1545
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:53,000
Speaker 1: Plays. Flitch Voorn and Haley Keys are just very playing.

1546
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:57,920
Speaker 1: Jane not naturally preshy. Now, I mean we were which

1547
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,320
Speaker 1: coming from the UK, I mean that's where we're all from.

1548
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:03,360
Speaker 2: Technically, when I say New Zealand is the megas, I'm

1549
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:04,559
Speaker 2: not talking about Marty people.

1550
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:08,800
Speaker 1: I'm talking predominantly predominantly the white ones. Yeah, predominantly Megas.

1551
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:11,640
Speaker 1: And that's because we're from the UK. Anyway, thanks for

1552
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:14,960
Speaker 1: the ask for feedback, and then you're just saying their feedback,

1553
01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 1: you know, thank you for the feedback.

1554
01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:24,320
Speaker 3: It's time for Fact of the day, day day day day.

1555
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:24,439
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1556
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:29,519
Speaker 1: Do do do do do do do do do do

1557
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:33,600
Speaker 1: do do do do Dear.

1558
01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:40,120
Speaker 3: Today's this week's back to the day theme is eating records. Great,

1559
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:44,160
Speaker 3: and I thought we'd start with the what is believed

1560
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:48,280
Speaker 3: to be the world's largest meal ever consumed. Okay, wowise

1561
01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:52,840
Speaker 3: get a spook of records. This is not one you

1562
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:56,040
Speaker 3: can apply to beat anymore because it's somehow because it's

1563
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:56,400
Speaker 3: bad for you.

1564
01:15:57,160 --> 01:15:59,360
Speaker 1: The person who holds the record diet. Wow.

1565
01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:04,960
Speaker 3: Okay, So it was in nineteen eighty four, that nineteen

1566
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,320
Speaker 3: eighty three, I do apologize.

1567
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:08,320
Speaker 1: Eight am. It was a Sunday.

1568
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:10,800
Speaker 3: A twenty three year old woman arrived at A and

1569
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:13,679
Speaker 3: e at the Royal Liverpool Hospital complaining of abdominal pain.

1570
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:16,240
Speaker 3: Her belly button had popped out like you'd expect to

1571
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,920
Speaker 3: see during pregnancy, and the val but goes inside out.

1572
01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:21,800
Speaker 1: Oh no, and she was finding it difficult to breathe.

1573
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:26,200
Speaker 3: Nurses began questioning her and she said, I did have

1574
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:30,280
Speaker 3: a late dinner between midnight and four am. Okay, And anyway,

1575
01:16:31,360 --> 01:16:33,920
Speaker 3: a little while later she passed away. Oh goodness, the

1576
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:36,360
Speaker 3: body was just it just couldn't handle it couldn't hack,

1577
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:37,360
Speaker 3: it couldn't handle it.

1578
01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:38,439
Speaker 5: In a.

1579
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:44,280
Speaker 3: Post mortem, it was confirmed that the contents of her

1580
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:46,840
Speaker 3: stomach weighed eight point six kilograms.

1581
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:49,519
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is as much as your statue here, white.

1582
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:52,320
Speaker 1: This is twice the size of a baby. Oh my god,

1583
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:55,519
Speaker 1: eight point six kilograms. It's a lot. It was published

1584
01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:59,200
Speaker 1: in a medical journal. They said, what was it I've

1585
01:16:59,240 --> 01:16:59,479
Speaker 1: got it.

1586
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:02,920
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, you got her gigantic meal comprised of

1587
01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:05,400
Speaker 3: four hundred and fifty grams of liver.

1588
01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:10,160
Speaker 2: Unless parts though maybe she's on the games.

1589
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:14,000
Speaker 1: Nine hundred grams of kidneys. Why is she on the off? Oh,

1590
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:17,719
Speaker 1: just on the awful between midnight and four o'clock as well.

1591
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:21,680
Speaker 3: Two hundred and twenty six grams of steak, which is

1592
01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:24,439
Speaker 3: a small steak for someone who just polished off you know,

1593
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:27,240
Speaker 3: part of one and a half kg is of offal.

1594
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:34,639
Speaker 3: Two eggs oh yeam. Five hundred grams of cheese. Oh yeah, yeah,

1595
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,240
Speaker 3: that's marple bloss. That's half a kg block.

1596
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:41,040
Speaker 2: She's keto as well, you know. Dah, here we go,

1597
01:17:41,040 --> 01:17:44,480
Speaker 2: bring in the carbs. Two large slices of bread, okay.

1598
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:48,920
Speaker 1: Four hundred and fifty grams of mushrooms. Nine hundred grams

1599
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:52,000
Speaker 1: of do you know how light mushrooms are? Then? Wait?

1600
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:55,680
Speaker 2: Now, four hundred fifty grams is a mountain of mushrooms.

1601
01:17:56,200 --> 01:18:00,720
Speaker 3: Nine hundred and seven grams of carrot one cauliflower.

1602
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,439
Speaker 1: Do you think while she was doing this she was like,

1603
01:18:03,439 --> 01:18:04,479
Speaker 1: I better have some bees.

1604
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:08,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, very hungry caterpillar, very hungry, very hungry caterpilla one

1605
01:18:08,760 --> 01:18:09,439
Speaker 3: coli fat.

1606
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:12,240
Speaker 1: Ten peaches because she's like, oh, I could do it

1607
01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:14,080
Speaker 1: some pod, but I'm trying to well, I might eat

1608
01:18:14,120 --> 01:18:14,479
Speaker 1: some fruit.

1609
01:18:14,520 --> 01:18:16,759
Speaker 4: I want something sweet, but I don't want anything candy.

1610
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:22,439
Speaker 3: Ten peaches, four piers, two apples, four bananas, nine hundred

1611
01:18:22,479 --> 01:18:27,360
Speaker 3: grams of plums, nine hundred grams of grapes, and two

1612
01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:28,200
Speaker 3: glasses of milk.

1613
01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:31,240
Speaker 1: Geesez. It's the milk that did it. And this isn't

1614
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:37,360
Speaker 1: one meal between midnight and four. This was a late

1615
01:18:37,479 --> 01:18:42,120
Speaker 1: meal between midnight and four. Who cooked it? Why might

1616
01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:43,760
Speaker 1: she do that? I don't know.

1617
01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:47,120
Speaker 3: It is considered and they stopped obviously because to beat

1618
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:50,080
Speaker 3: this record you would have to do something horrendously endangering

1619
01:18:50,080 --> 01:18:52,559
Speaker 3: to yourself. Yeah, because she did die directly as a

1620
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:54,320
Speaker 3: result of just moving everything.

1621
01:18:54,680 --> 01:18:58,000
Speaker 1: Everything was just like everything shut down there to stop

1622
01:18:58,280 --> 01:18:58,800
Speaker 1: shout out.

1623
01:18:58,800 --> 01:19:01,240
Speaker 2: It becomes a point when you eat it's too much

1624
01:19:01,280 --> 01:19:04,000
Speaker 2: where you just can't what was she doing?

1625
01:19:06,520 --> 01:19:11,479
Speaker 1: She must have had that thing that Golden retrievers have. Yeah,

1626
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:12,559
Speaker 1: did they say how much you wet?

1627
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:13,880
Speaker 3: Because you know, a lot of those people that do

1628
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:17,840
Speaker 3: the eating competitions are like tiny people. There's no word

1629
01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:20,000
Speaker 3: on I don't have a name or anything. It's kind

1630
01:19:20,040 --> 01:19:24,240
Speaker 3: of a an official record, but they say they don't

1631
01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:27,639
Speaker 3: do it anymore. Even competitive eaters, though, distanced themselves from

1632
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:30,280
Speaker 3: them trying to eat a bigger meal than that because

1633
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:31,320
Speaker 3: eight point six.

1634
01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:32,479
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to describe.

1635
01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:35,200
Speaker 3: They describe it in this article as heavier than the

1636
01:19:35,240 --> 01:19:36,240
Speaker 3: heaviest bowling ball.

1637
01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:37,360
Speaker 1: You'll find it a bowling alley.

1638
01:19:37,920 --> 01:19:40,599
Speaker 3: Just shoving it in, yeah, yeah, just eating it in

1639
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:47,519
Speaker 3: that form of all again, liver, kidneys, shteak, eggs, cheese, bread, mushrooms, carrots,

1640
01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:51,599
Speaker 3: colieflower peaches, pears, apples, but his plums, grapes and two

1641
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:52,320
Speaker 3: glasses of milk.

1642
01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,880
Speaker 1: That sounds like she had a fruit salad at the end.

1643
01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:58,280
Speaker 1: It's the largest for itseld On record. Yeah, the largest

1644
01:19:58,320 --> 01:19:58,839
Speaker 1: for itsselved.

1645
01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:01,080
Speaker 3: So today's back to today is a Guinness Water record

1646
01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:04,000
Speaker 3: for the largest meal, the heaviest meal ever. Eden may

1647
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:05,880
Speaker 3: never be beaten as they do not want to hear

1648
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:08,519
Speaker 3: about it because the person that ate eight point six

1649
01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:11,160
Speaker 3: kilograms and four hours died.

1650
01:20:12,439 --> 01:20:18,640
Speaker 1: Fact of the day, day day day, day, Do do

1651
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:27,360
Speaker 1: do do do do do do do doo doo dooo doo.

1652
01:20:30,479 --> 01:20:33,679
Speaker 1: Play play.

1653
01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:37,240
Speaker 2: So there's a nurse she works in a hospital. Shocking,

1654
01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:40,760
Speaker 2: that's the first bomb a drop. Wow, there's a nurse

1655
01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:43,519
Speaker 2: just got a job on a hospital and she's sharing

1656
01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:45,800
Speaker 2: a line that she has been chatting to a lovely

1657
01:20:45,840 --> 01:20:48,679
Speaker 2: guy for two months, just kind.

1658
01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:49,599
Speaker 1: Of dating, kind of dating.

1659
01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:52,360
Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, you've been hanging out, texting, messaging, hanging out,

1660
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:53,960
Speaker 2: going on dates, da da da da, all going while

1661
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:54,760
Speaker 2: she really likes him.

1662
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:57,240
Speaker 1: He sends her a cute text on this date while

1663
01:20:57,240 --> 01:20:59,040
Speaker 1: she's at work. She reads it. She's like, you know

1664
01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:03,920
Speaker 1: what it's like when it's fresh before it's sours. I'm kidding,

1665
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:07,439
Speaker 1: what hours and you're just stuck in the flesh lives

1666
01:21:07,479 --> 01:21:11,280
Speaker 1: in a fresh world. He dies before here.

1667
01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:16,760
Speaker 2: We are we canned, you know, we're preserved. Anyway, So

1668
01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:19,439
Speaker 2: gets a little thing and she's like he. Then a

1669
01:21:19,439 --> 01:21:21,760
Speaker 2: couple of hours go by and she turns around and

1670
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,879
Speaker 2: oh my god, he's turned up at a workplace.

1671
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:25,600
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, he's at the hospital. He

1672
01:21:25,680 --> 01:21:26,559
Speaker 1: must be here to visit me.

1673
01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:29,639
Speaker 2: She looks at his face, his eyes widened, jaw hits

1674
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,840
Speaker 2: the floor, she says, and she's like, why is he

1675
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:34,719
Speaker 2: looking like that? And then trailing behind him his pregnant

1676
01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:36,880
Speaker 2: girlfriend who's having a scheduled sea section.

1677
01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:40,840
Speaker 1: Wow. So and.

1678
01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:46,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's how she discovered that the boy she's

1679
01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:49,760
Speaker 2: been seeing for a couple of months has not only

1680
01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:53,639
Speaker 2: a girlfriend, but a baby mama who is at her hospital.

1681
01:21:53,680 --> 01:21:55,240
Speaker 1: Wow, for a scheduled sea section.

1682
01:21:55,640 --> 01:21:57,639
Speaker 2: Now I was reading this being like, tell me she's

1683
01:21:57,680 --> 01:22:01,240
Speaker 2: not the nurse, Like, tell me she's not. Yeah, the thing,

1684
01:22:02,240 --> 01:22:04,720
Speaker 2: but she's not. She's not, thank god. Anyway, So she's

1685
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:07,680
Speaker 2: just like, I'm just processing what's happening. This guy has

1686
01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:09,559
Speaker 2: just walked in here with us saying. She's like, I'm

1687
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:12,120
Speaker 2: trying to laugh. And they've been kind of dating for

1688
01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:14,800
Speaker 2: like two months. Yeah, that's insane, she.

1689
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:18,679
Speaker 1: See the past few months, so so fear to assun

1690
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:22,840
Speaker 1: the partner had been pregnant the entire time. Yes, well,

1691
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:25,959
Speaker 1: if it's the past few months, that's.

1692
01:22:26,160 --> 01:22:28,160
Speaker 3: I mean, it's a jerk move to cheat, but even

1693
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,240
Speaker 3: more so when your partner's pregnant.

1694
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:30,240
Speaker 1: I know.

1695
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:32,920
Speaker 2: So like and he had not been like stopping at

1696
01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,760
Speaker 2: all during leading up into this birth, like he'd been

1697
01:22:36,280 --> 01:22:39,559
Speaker 2: text her that day. Anyway, it is sparked inside of

1698
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:42,439
Speaker 2: me a phoner of how you discovered your partner's secret.

1699
01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:44,559
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be that they were cheating, but

1700
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:48,519
Speaker 2: like he is caught red handed and the most white,

1701
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:50,600
Speaker 2: like literally right in front of her eyes.

1702
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:53,280
Speaker 1: And like it was shocking, Like she didn't suspect this,

1703
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:54,000
Speaker 1: did she? God?

1704
01:22:54,040 --> 01:22:57,000
Speaker 4: No, she was smitten. She's got the text dealer in

1705
01:22:57,040 --> 01:22:57,240
Speaker 4: the day.

1706
01:22:57,360 --> 01:23:00,000
Speaker 1: Do you not run a like background check like unscrews

1707
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:01,519
Speaker 1: Instagram or something? My thing?

1708
01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:03,880
Speaker 2: When I hear these things, I'm like, wait, we wouldn't

1709
01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:05,800
Speaker 2: he would have gone around to his house though, but

1710
01:23:05,960 --> 01:23:06,439
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1711
01:23:06,439 --> 01:23:08,280
Speaker 1: But maybe not if it's just been two months. I

1712
01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:11,320
Speaker 1: don't know exactly they would have. They're definitely looking back.

1713
01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:12,360
Speaker 1: Would have been red flags.

1714
01:23:12,439 --> 01:23:15,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, two hours before he texted her being all like

1715
01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:18,280
Speaker 2: and he literally has a scheduled sea section, not like,

1716
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:19,599
Speaker 2: oh shit, now going to go to the hospital.

1717
01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:22,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, he should have known what hospital she worked at. Okay,

1718
01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:23,599
Speaker 1: all things went wrong?

1719
01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:25,160
Speaker 3: Oh eight one hundred dalc in and we'd love to

1720
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:27,640
Speaker 3: take your calls and texting as well. Nine six '

1721
01:23:27,720 --> 01:23:28,879
Speaker 3: nine six How did.

1722
01:23:28,680 --> 01:23:31,200
Speaker 4: You stumble across your partner's secret?

1723
01:23:31,520 --> 01:23:34,639
Speaker 2: We want to know how you found out your partner's secret,

1724
01:23:34,920 --> 01:23:38,920
Speaker 2: because there is a nurse whose boyfriend walked in with

1725
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:40,200
Speaker 2: his pregnant girlfriend.

1726
01:23:40,479 --> 01:23:42,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's when she was like, oh wow, my

1727
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:46,520
Speaker 1: boyfriend has a pregnant girlfriend. Well about to pop girlfriend.

1728
01:23:46,680 --> 01:23:51,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's not always Just then walking into the hospital,

1729
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:54,400
Speaker 3: somebody said my partner's Google was logged onto my tablet.

1730
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:56,840
Speaker 3: I went to a Google search in the drop down

1731
01:23:56,880 --> 01:24:03,679
Speaker 3: bar history goes Domino's Pizza, the weather, and told on escorts.

1732
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:07,679
Speaker 3: He'd been eating pizza, checking the weather, and hiring escorts

1733
01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:08,840
Speaker 3: the entire relationship.

1734
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:17,160
Speaker 1: Oh listen, well it was like thorn pizza, pizza pizza

1735
01:24:17,479 --> 01:24:22,280
Speaker 1: because there's so much calm. It's so gluggy that's doing

1736
01:24:22,320 --> 01:24:25,400
Speaker 1: that after pizza, especially if it's hot. But he's it's

1737
01:24:25,439 --> 01:24:27,680
Speaker 1: an escort. You know who kids? Do you know what

1738
01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:30,240
Speaker 1: I mean? You're not going to see them again. You've

1739
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:34,240
Speaker 1: got your big pizza belly out an escort. Do you

1740
01:24:34,240 --> 01:24:35,439
Speaker 1: go back to the same wonder? Do you go for

1741
01:24:35,479 --> 01:24:38,640
Speaker 1: a variety? Good? You'd go back? I don't know.

1742
01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:42,360
Speaker 4: We want to know how you found out your partner's secret.

1743
01:24:43,040 --> 01:24:44,080
Speaker 2: Are you going to read that book?

1744
01:24:44,600 --> 01:24:46,679
Speaker 1: There is a pretty outrageous.

1745
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:49,759
Speaker 2: Some wild stories coming on cheating, just cheating and stuff,

1746
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:50,519
Speaker 2: but there's a lot.

1747
01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:52,840
Speaker 3: I leaned on my boyfriend's leg to get up off

1748
01:24:52,880 --> 01:24:55,760
Speaker 3: the couch even do that you're pushing.

1749
01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:58,000
Speaker 1: Ah, you just got to put a bit of wait on.

1750
01:24:57,960 --> 01:24:59,400
Speaker 3: There and you get in the middle of the anyway,

1751
01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:01,960
Speaker 3: I found something hard in his pocket, something weirdly hard

1752
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:04,400
Speaker 3: and stuff. Yeah, nice, Where are we going? And I said,

1753
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:06,720
Speaker 3: is that your pea pipery? You pleased to see me?

1754
01:25:06,800 --> 01:25:10,000
Speaker 3: It was his pea pipe arm? What he pulled out

1755
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,599
Speaker 3: a pea pipe and I said, what's that for? I've

1756
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:16,800
Speaker 3: never seen one before. I always get targeted advertised to

1757
01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:18,160
Speaker 3: them from like Timo and stuff.

1758
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:24,360
Speaker 1: Is I had? Do you want to cool glass pipe pipe? Yeah? Wow,

1759
01:25:25,080 --> 01:25:27,479
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just don't know anyone that. Like

1760
01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:30,080
Speaker 1: you look at the stats and you hear the story.

1761
01:25:30,280 --> 01:25:32,800
Speaker 3: You know what you do know something you do they

1762
01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:34,400
Speaker 3: just haven't told They just haven't told you.

1763
01:25:34,439 --> 01:25:35,559
Speaker 1: But it's so prevalent.

1764
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:38,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was swiftly, swiftly asked to leave and never

1765
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:40,599
Speaker 3: contact me. You know, a lot of other things made

1766
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:41,839
Speaker 3: since after that revelation.

1767
01:25:42,200 --> 01:25:45,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you not know your partner's on it's so Yeah.

1768
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:47,640
Speaker 3: Found out when I was booking flights on my new

1769
01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:49,080
Speaker 3: boyfriend that he had lied about his age.

1770
01:25:49,120 --> 01:25:52,160
Speaker 1: It was actually three years older than his city he

1771
01:25:52,200 --> 01:25:55,320
Speaker 1: was putting in the passport details. Yeah, caught you.

1772
01:25:55,320 --> 01:26:00,240
Speaker 3: We born found out ten months into a relationship when

1773
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:02,120
Speaker 3: doing a police check is part of setting them up

1774
01:26:02,120 --> 01:26:02,360
Speaker 3: on a.

1775
01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:04,000
Speaker 1: Pet business of his own.

1776
01:26:04,280 --> 01:26:07,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, that he didn't pass the police check.

1777
01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:12,880
Speaker 1: He had been extradited by Interpol. What sorry, I.

1778
01:26:12,880 --> 01:26:16,400
Speaker 7: Thought it was like a d u I what what what.

1779
01:26:17,840 --> 01:26:18,320
Speaker 1: You would take?

1780
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:20,479
Speaker 3: Take you to take you back to a country for

1781
01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:24,600
Speaker 3: if you've been a boy, a naughty boy?

1782
01:26:24,160 --> 01:26:24,280
Speaker 5: Oh?

1783
01:26:25,040 --> 01:26:27,880
Speaker 1: What a thing to just follow up? Why was he extradited?

1784
01:26:28,400 --> 01:26:30,960
Speaker 1: What had he done? Yes? Please in that country? Maybe

1785
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:33,720
Speaker 1: just should I message them? I'll find that one bit?

1786
01:26:34,120 --> 01:26:42,800
Speaker 1: Yeahs what country? Nicely? Hi there you follow up questions? Yeap,

1787
01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:44,639
Speaker 1: lovely doesn't need to be on here.

1788
01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:48,400
Speaker 3: Just just for our own personal we get little treats.

1789
01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:51,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, just for us. We find out the all blacks name.

1790
01:26:52,040 --> 01:26:56,400
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, international sports person.

1791
01:26:56,200 --> 01:27:02,519
Speaker 1: Was unnamed athlete. We always know what had he done.

1792
01:27:02,960 --> 01:27:05,200
Speaker 1: I can'tfully thank you for tanking for the We won't

1793
01:27:05,200 --> 01:27:08,840
Speaker 1: share it unless you want us Tom.

1794
01:27:09,280 --> 01:27:12,360
Speaker 3: I seen a text conversation between my partner at the

1795
01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:14,240
Speaker 3: time and his best mate about how he'd slept with

1796
01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:16,040
Speaker 3: my mother and whether he should tell me or just

1797
01:27:16,080 --> 01:27:16,800
Speaker 3: take it to the grave.

1798
01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:22,519
Speaker 1: We were together for six years. What Jesus there would

1799
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:30,120
Speaker 1: be like imagine of Aaron and Patsy. Odd, yeah, odd odd.

1800
01:27:31,120 --> 01:27:34,200
Speaker 1: I found out that my now ex part I found

1801
01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:37,439
Speaker 1: out my now ex partner's readed account. Oh yeah, because

1802
01:27:37,439 --> 01:27:39,000
Speaker 1: he'd logged onto it on the computer and I went

1803
01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:40,439
Speaker 1: into the messages and he was trying to hook up

1804
01:27:40,479 --> 01:27:43,320
Speaker 1: with eighteen year olds. He was three.

1805
01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:45,920
Speaker 3: I knew it was something he'd posted about my missing

1806
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:48,400
Speaker 3: cat and he said where we lived.

1807
01:27:48,160 --> 01:27:50,360
Speaker 1: At the time. He's still denying it to this day,

1808
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:51,200
Speaker 1: like the true clown.

1809
01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:53,760
Speaker 3: He is also by far not the shadiest thing he

1810
01:27:53,760 --> 01:27:54,840
Speaker 3: did during our relationship.

1811
01:27:55,479 --> 01:27:59,960
Speaker 1: Did he Did they find the cat text?

1812
01:28:00,960 --> 01:28:02,479
Speaker 4: We don't have you shar that in your either. That's

1813
01:28:02,479 --> 01:28:03,320
Speaker 4: just a treat for us.

1814
01:28:03,520 --> 01:28:07,400
Speaker 1: We love our little extra treat you don't get to hear. Yeah,

1815
01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:12,360
Speaker 1: do you find the cant Just this one's real long,

1816
01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:14,920
Speaker 1: and sometimes that's like and it goes a bit strange.

1817
01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:22,360
Speaker 1: Really long ones literally just came in. Okay, okay, ah,

1818
01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:24,280
Speaker 1: have you pre read that enough?

1819
01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:30,000
Speaker 3: Hang on, I originally read for you. May you read

1820
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:31,759
Speaker 3: a hit on that one. I'll leave that in your hands.

1821
01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:34,400
Speaker 3: I recently found out that my partner lied about knowing

1822
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:36,320
Speaker 3: how to ride a bike. I don't even care that

1823
01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:38,360
Speaker 3: he can't ride a bike. I just don't know what

1824
01:28:38,439 --> 01:28:40,280
Speaker 3: the point of lying about it.

1825
01:28:40,360 --> 01:28:42,639
Speaker 1: Probably felt a shame that it was something he couldn't

1826
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:46,000
Speaker 1: do at his age. Yeah, did you teach him? Little

1827
01:28:46,040 --> 01:28:48,400
Speaker 1: follow up there? Did you? We'll get him some training.

1828
01:28:49,520 --> 01:28:50,240
Speaker 1: That's embarrassing.

1829
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:52,599
Speaker 3: I don't even know, because I know this adult learned

1830
01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:55,240
Speaker 3: to swim classes and shame an adult?

1831
01:28:55,960 --> 01:29:01,040
Speaker 1: See adults for seven months? This could I just put

1832
01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:02,800
Speaker 1: a posit around. It was just for us.

1833
01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:07,320
Speaker 3: Sometimes cats go away for longer to die. No no, no, no, no,

1834
01:29:07,760 --> 01:29:08,679
Speaker 3: you'll hear about a cat.

1835
01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:12,000
Speaker 1: Well, the neighbors could be feeding them, not the new Whiskers,

1836
01:29:12,360 --> 01:29:14,120
Speaker 1: because you know there's a thing that parents people have

1837
01:29:14,160 --> 01:29:16,720
Speaker 1: got problems with the new Whiskers biscuits. Oh really, what

1838
01:29:17,600 --> 01:29:18,280
Speaker 1: is the problem with this?

1839
01:29:18,479 --> 01:29:20,679
Speaker 3: I mean, one minute past nine, I feel like you've

1840
01:29:20,680 --> 01:29:23,400
Speaker 3: introduced the hottest part of the entire show when we're

1841
01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:24,559
Speaker 3: not supposed to be honest anymore.

1842
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:27,240
Speaker 1: There's a new recipe, and some cats changed the recipe.

1843
01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:30,400
Speaker 1: Some of the biscuits try food.

1844
01:29:30,720 --> 01:29:35,280
Speaker 2: Yeah hate Now those two the one underneath underneath the

1845
01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:37,519
Speaker 2: missing cat, the two they're fine.

1846
01:29:37,560 --> 01:29:41,639
Speaker 1: It's fine. It's long, but it's fine. I took a punt. Yeah, okay,

1847
01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:44,000
Speaker 1: I took a punt. Something didn't feel right. I'm reading

1848
01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:47,519
Speaker 1: this for the first time, as you're also enjoying its intuition.

1849
01:29:47,640 --> 01:29:50,160
Speaker 3: Ladies, We've been together for around two years, never lived together,

1850
01:29:50,160 --> 01:29:53,240
Speaker 3: as we both had four children each. Good god, yeah,

1851
01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:56,880
Speaker 3: what eight children. It's a sports to mass You're gonna

1852
01:29:56,880 --> 01:30:01,000
Speaker 3: need a bus. But had traveled internationally a number of times,

1853
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:02,960
Speaker 3: long weekends away, et cetera. Had been acting a bit

1854
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:06,160
Speaker 3: off and was traveling to Auckland for work that was legitimate.

1855
01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:07,880
Speaker 3: I said to him randomly that had been seen with

1856
01:30:07,920 --> 01:30:10,240
Speaker 3: another woman in Auckland. Pans out it was true, So

1857
01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:14,280
Speaker 3: she just said, you've been seen with another woman in Auckland,

1858
01:30:14,479 --> 01:30:15,040
Speaker 3: not knowing.

1859
01:30:15,280 --> 01:30:17,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, just she just chucked that one out there. That's

1860
01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:20,680
Speaker 1: like a page. That's great, pump And it turns out

1861
01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:22,360
Speaker 1: it was true. But not only that, I discovered he

1862
01:30:22,439 --> 01:30:25,240
Speaker 1: was also still with his wife. I understood that separated,

1863
01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:27,000
Speaker 1: but were living in different sections of the house as

1864
01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:29,320
Speaker 1: she didn't work and couldn't afford it by another house yet.

1865
01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:31,240
Speaker 1: This was the height of the housing boom, but they

1866
01:30:31,240 --> 01:30:33,479
Speaker 1: were still he had a full range of ladies. He

1867
01:30:33,560 --> 01:30:37,960
Speaker 1: had a blonde, he had a redhead, he had a brunette.

1868
01:30:38,120 --> 01:30:38,639
Speaker 2: The wife.

1869
01:30:38,800 --> 01:30:42,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I rang his wife to let her know. All right,

1870
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,040
Speaker 3: the dude must have been exhausted.

1871
01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:44,920
Speaker 1: So he had five on.

1872
01:30:44,880 --> 01:30:48,240
Speaker 2: The guy, blonde, brunette, redheired wife and our text.

1873
01:30:48,520 --> 01:30:54,799
Speaker 1: Bases covered for out cat not found. Yep, pt extradition.

1874
01:30:54,840 --> 01:30:56,439
Speaker 1: Do you want to be to that. Yes, yes, he

1875
01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:58,080
Speaker 1: was extradited.

1876
01:30:57,520 --> 01:31:00,000
Speaker 3: From the UK to France, one of the largest prostitut

1877
01:31:00,040 --> 01:31:01,160
Speaker 3: duition rings in Europe.

1878
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:04,080
Speaker 1: He was directly involved. Don't read that second. I'm not

1879
01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:07,679
Speaker 1: going to wow, oh my god. Well they got juicy,

1880
01:31:07,720 --> 01:31:08,000
Speaker 1: didn't it?

1881
01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:08,599
Speaker 5: Really?

1882
01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:11,000
Speaker 3: But I still want to know what the traged about

1883
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,840
Speaker 3: the ingredients and the worsters.

1884
01:31:13,040 --> 01:31:15,519
Speaker 1: Story on the on the Herald has a story New

1885
01:31:15,560 --> 01:31:17,920
Speaker 1: Zealand cat is claiming a new Whiskers product is making

1886
01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:21,679
Speaker 1: their pets unwell and some of the cats are getting

1887
01:31:21,760 --> 01:31:25,200
Speaker 1: the sheds and vomiting after it because.

1888
01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:29,000
Speaker 3: The cat's always after biscuits they eat and then the

1889
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:30,040
Speaker 3: Golden retriever.

1890
01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:30,760
Speaker 1: Comes in and cleans it up.

1891
01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:33,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, like the Herald, The Herald's got that story.

1892
01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:36,480
Speaker 3: Key we catone is unhappy with new Whiskers products.

1893
01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:40,760
Speaker 1: In your own time. Herold's got themselves some advertising there

1894
01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:43,920
Speaker 1: for Wiskers. The just keep their trap shut.

1895
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:47,320
Speaker 3: I wouldn't dare speak out badly against Whiskers because you know,

1896
01:31:47,320 --> 01:31:51,280
Speaker 3: I'm a company man. I will take money from anybody, anybody, anybody.

1897
01:31:52,160 --> 01:31:57,160
Speaker 1: Anybody on theline, anybody, Destiny, Church, Gun City, Destiny.

1898
01:32:00,080 --> 01:32:03,280
Speaker 3: Well, if you enjoyed that, give us a rating and review,

1899
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:06,240
Speaker 3: and be sure to tell your mates you know what

1900
01:32:06,360 --> 01:32:06,800
Speaker 3: I reckon.

1901
01:32:06,800 --> 01:32:08,080
Speaker 1: Your script reading is getting better.

1902
01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:12,120
Speaker 3: I give it five stars, just like I give this podcast.

1903
01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:15,640
Speaker 1: I'm telling my friends about your script reading too. Thank you,

1904
01:32:15,840 --> 01:32:17,120
Speaker 1: like I'm going to do about this podcast.

1905
01:32:17,160 --> 01:32:22,800
Speaker 3: Thank you Vaughan and Hailey for that good body zid

1906
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:24,280
Speaker 3: ms fletch Vaughn and Hailey