1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,800 Speaker 1: Kate hawksby Tim Wilson. Good morning and welcome to twenty 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:08,200 Speaker 1: twenty five. Goodness, I mean you, yeah, welcome so exciting. 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:11,360 Speaker 1: Quick question for U KD. I'll start with you first. 4 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,560 Speaker 1: I got an email on my work email this morning 5 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,760 Speaker 1: claiming to be from New Zealand Post. It's the second 6 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:24,120 Speaker 1: email I've got from New Zealand Post saying that good news. 7 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:28,360 Speaker 1: They've picked up my package and it's on its way now. 8 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 2: It is for ed. 9 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,879 Speaker 1: This is my question to you. It's from Electric Cherries, 10 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 1: so I'm expecting an election. 11 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,559 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, yeah, oh. 12 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 3: Hang on a minute. Is that a company, because that 13 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,240 Speaker 3: could mean that they've said they're sending you a gift. 14 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,560 Speaker 1: That's exactly what I'm thinking. So I don't want to 15 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,280 Speaker 1: click on anything because that's how they fool you. So 16 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 1: I'm thinking I didn't order any Electric Cherries. But then again, 17 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,200 Speaker 1: it's entirely possible that I don't even know these people 18 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:54,480 Speaker 1: are true. Electric chairs could exist. They could be sending 19 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 1: me something, and if they were, I'd want it because 20 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,520 Speaker 1: I love cherries. But I don't want to click on it. 21 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:01,639 Speaker 3: Just hope it is true. I hope you are being 22 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,960 Speaker 3: seent Cherries, but it doesn't require to click on anything though, 23 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,759 Speaker 3: did it? I mean unless it said click to confirm 24 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 3: your credit card details or your address. 25 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 1: I didn't do that. 26 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,199 Speaker 3: No, So I think. 27 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 4: Ford it to Glenn, get him to click to confirm 28 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 4: his credit card details and see what happens. 29 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: Okay, Well, there was supposed to arrive sometime between six 30 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: forty five and ten forty five this morning. Oh and 31 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:29,400 Speaker 1: I have no notification whatsoever from downstairs yet that they 32 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 1: have arrived. So when they say six forty five to 33 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 1: ten forty five, I'm assuming it's you know, eleven fifteen. 34 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 3: And sorry, I mean, you're well, it makes no sense 35 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 3: because your office, of course you're ended me building is 36 00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 3: literally on top of virtually the post office, like you're 37 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:44,759 Speaker 3: right next door. 38 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 2: Oh so true? 39 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 3: Is it really should just be able to hurl it 40 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:48,600 Speaker 3: across to you? 41 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 2: But I don't know why do you do it? Why 42 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 2: don't you do it? Old school? Just pop down to 43 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 2: the post say you got a package for me. My 44 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 2: name's Mike Hoskin. 45 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,640 Speaker 1: You know I went down there once and I know 46 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 1: where it was. 47 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 3: They may not, they may not have just brought it 48 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:00,600 Speaker 3: up for you. 49 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: No, that's probably true. Term a question for you yes. 50 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:07,560 Speaker 1: So I'm having a coffee this morning, by the way, 51 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,960 Speaker 1: from scratch, which is not very good. So I'm going 52 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,360 Speaker 1: to need to send somebody across. 53 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 3: There to wait a minute pay for that coffee. Do 54 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:15,160 Speaker 3: we owe Sam money? 55 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 2: No? 56 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,639 Speaker 1: Not yet. Have I burnt through the amount of money 57 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:21,120 Speaker 1: I give Sam money? He doesn't think, He doesn't think. 58 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 1: So so here's the question for you, Tim. So my 59 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 1: coffee machine breaks, and it breaks after six years, and 60 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: the parts look to be unavailable, or at least one 61 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: of the parts required looks to be unavailable. If you 62 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 1: sell something, is there an obligation on you to supply 63 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: parts to make it work again? 64 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,320 Speaker 2: There is, there is, But for how long? I guess 65 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 2: six years is long? 66 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 1: Sixty years? 67 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 2: Six? 68 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: I mean, if it was fifty years, fair enough, But 69 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: six doesn't strike me as a very long time for 70 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 1: something to break. 71 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 2: Can you get the part from somewhere else? 72 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 1: You mean in the world? Yeah, well possibly, but that 73 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: would around looking for I want to go to the 74 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 1: shop and to go, hey, mate, this is broken, give 75 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: me a new one of those. Go oh, we don't 76 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: do that. We don't carry those. Now that's not cool, 77 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: was it? 78 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,920 Speaker 4: You know what I feel? I feel like five years. 79 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 4: There's a good statute of limitations. But I think in 80 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 4: six maybe, if you're straying a bit. 81 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 2: Well, not sure. 82 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:20,080 Speaker 3: Other coffee machine at the other houses lasted eight ten 83 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,200 Speaker 3: okay ten ten years? 84 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, and you're still going. 85 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 2: So you brought the wrong coffee machine. That's the problem. 86 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,280 Speaker 1: That's the conclusion I'm coming to. That was the other 87 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 1: upsetting thing. One of the things that went on it 88 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 1: was the screen and talk to the person and I 89 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 1: says this comment. He went, yep, Now he didn't tell 90 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: me that when I bought it, did he? He didn't 91 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:38,680 Speaker 1: get it. 92 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 3: Here's the rub The parts and the labor to fix 93 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 3: it are going to come in at about half the price. 94 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 2: Of a new machine of a coffee machine. 95 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 3: So do you just get a new machine? 96 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 1: What do you do? 97 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 2: Now? 98 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 4: A half year you're starting to get up there. I think, yeah, 99 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 4: you got I think you might have to. You might 100 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,000 Speaker 4: be out, You might be up for a new machine. 101 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 2: I've got a question. Can I ask you a question? 102 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 2: Do you like to check the questions? You one? Okay, listen. 103 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 4: I want to first congratulate you on on turning sixty. 104 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 2: The figure well, because it's an achievement, it's a time 105 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 2: of review. 106 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: It's not it's not an achievement. I mean, thank you 107 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 1: for saying. It's a nice thing for you to say, 108 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:24,239 Speaker 1: but there's no achievement in getting to sixty's better. 109 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:27,279 Speaker 4: Than well, just hang on, don't cut me off. Don't 110 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 4: cut me off getting to sixty to be whom you are. 111 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,039 Speaker 4: So now you're generally known as a fighter, but the 112 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 4: thing that's great about you is that. 113 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 2: You're a lover, the beacon of your marriage and family. 114 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:38,919 Speaker 2: It's honest to me. 115 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: You should see me doing some love lovely. 116 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:44,520 Speaker 4: Oh now I'm not saying I'm not saying that. There's 117 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 4: also not a trail of weeping politicians in your in 118 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 4: your wreckage. 119 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,599 Speaker 2: But no hats off. Happy birthday. 120 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 4: By question though, yes, my question is you a questioning 121 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 4: different to forty and I'm sixty different to forteen? 122 00:04:58,360 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 1: Sixty is very different. 123 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 3: Can the new forty sixty is the new. 124 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not convinced that's true, and I have 125 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 1: a thing about that, Mike. A coffee machine with a 126 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,839 Speaker 1: screen is not a coffee machine, and you hate coffee snobs. 127 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: Only a nong buys a coffee machine with a screen. Personally, 128 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,599 Speaker 1: I'd buy a new machine to somebody else. Somebody claims 129 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,640 Speaker 1: seven years. You need to supply parts for a legal 130 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,720 Speaker 1: requirement for seven years. And somebody says holding off for 131 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:25,880 Speaker 1: ten years of one going customer support when the brand 132 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: ended in New Zealand will ten years not long enough 133 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:28,800 Speaker 1: because the car goes longer than that. 134 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:30,840 Speaker 2: And it's the. 135 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 3: Brand of the coffee machine, the one that's broken. 136 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:38,320 Speaker 1: Bazira, they claim. Bazerra claim to have invented the espresso 137 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,960 Speaker 1: machine in nineteen oh one, right, so they should have 138 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 1: been thinking about it nineteen oh one. I wonder what 139 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:48,559 Speaker 1: will happen if the screen goes rushing it to market 140 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: like an Apple product. 141 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want the guy that invented it, you 142 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,040 Speaker 4: want the guy that perfected it. 143 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:58,680 Speaker 1: That's the one, well said Mike Casey rang and the 144 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 1: Cherry story is real. Mike Casey is an interesting Mike 145 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,480 Speaker 1: Casey wrote an article in Newsroom the other day, very 146 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,479 Speaker 1: linked the article and Newsroom in which he referenced me. 147 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,600 Speaker 1: And I think he thinks I'm a luddite because he 148 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:17,120 Speaker 1: gave this very comprehensive review of electric cars and he 149 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:20,720 Speaker 1: runs electric machinery and his cherry orchard in Central Otago. 150 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 1: So he's a really cool guy. He doesn't like me, obviously, 151 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 1: but that's okay. I dealt with that before. Doesn't bother you, no, 152 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 1: Mike Casey. So he is seing me cherry, so I'm 153 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,919 Speaker 1: receiving cherries. 154 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 2: He was to make up why is. 155 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 3: He sending you cheeries if he doesn't like you? 156 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:41,320 Speaker 1: Because he wrote that article in newsroom and he whipped afterwards, 157 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:45,560 Speaker 1: either tacked hosking one too many times, I think is 158 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:45,960 Speaker 1: what he thought. 159 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,400 Speaker 2: You didn't even read it. But I mean, if he. 160 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 1: Didn't put it on here, what if he's lad to cherries? 161 00:06:52,800 --> 00:07:01,479 Speaker 2: Why he's the gn sam to taste everything I eat it? Yeah, yep, 162 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:02,560 Speaker 2: absolutely got that. Cave it off. 163 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 4: It gets me to open all those envelopes with the 164 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 4: white powder and exactly. 165 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 1: Right, okay, Tim, question for you, yeah, hey, wait wait wait, 166 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 1: you didn't answer my question, which was what how was 167 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 1: sixty different than forty? M better? It's better. I struck 168 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 1: a bad patch at fifty. So firstly, I'm not into 169 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,080 Speaker 1: birthdays and I don't really care about them. It's just 170 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 1: numerousy and it seems pointless to me. We're our youngest 171 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 1: was eighteen, so that's material because laws change as a 172 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 1: result of being eighteen. So I thought that was cool. 173 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:38,360 Speaker 1: Nothing happens when you're sixty or so, I thought. Yesterday 174 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,480 Speaker 1: through the mailbox, guess what arripe? I haven't told you 175 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,280 Speaker 1: about this, Katie, but guess what a ripe? Because you're 176 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: out all day lunching anyway, So guess what a ride? 177 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:47,680 Speaker 1: Yesterday through the mailbox? 178 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:49,040 Speaker 3: A gold card? 179 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:53,000 Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, how we laughed, Oh how we laughed. 180 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:57,680 Speaker 3: So it was a time at home brochure riyman. 181 00:07:59,560 --> 00:07:59,760 Speaker 4: Care. 182 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,120 Speaker 1: A letter is this? 183 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:04,960 Speaker 4: What are you? 184 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,520 Speaker 2: Are you the new Fox Met Life? 185 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:10,920 Speaker 1: You can't you can't say that on a show that's 186 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:15,360 Speaker 1: sponsored by a Vida Stop it now, Okay. It was 187 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 1: a letter from the Ministry of Health inviting me to 188 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:25,400 Speaker 1: participate in the bowl screening program, and I thought, how 189 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,680 Speaker 1: depressing is that? 190 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:28,400 Speaker 2: I don't do that. 191 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:29,640 Speaker 1: I'm not doing it. 192 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,199 Speaker 2: So they were right. 193 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:39,480 Speaker 1: Question for you to Last night. I hadn't told Katie 194 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 1: about this letter from the Health Department. But last night 195 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:43,600 Speaker 1: I'm sitting there thinking about my letter from the Health 196 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:46,880 Speaker 1: Department as she is soaking her feet in her new 197 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:51,880 Speaker 1: in her new footspa. So we're sitting on the sofa 198 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 1: me with my letter from the Ministry of Health and 199 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:57,679 Speaker 1: her were their feet and the brand new footspar And I'm. 200 00:08:57,559 --> 00:08:58,720 Speaker 2: Thinking, may. 201 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,720 Speaker 1: Are we at our vita anyway? Have we already checked 202 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,200 Speaker 1: into our veta? We just don't know it. 203 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:08,080 Speaker 3: We basically and I love it. Vibes at our place 204 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,640 Speaker 3: and I love it. But you've got it. The key 205 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,280 Speaker 3: to the foot spar is the magnesium. You've got to 206 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 3: put up some salts and it's a great way for 207 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 3: your skin to absorb magnesium, which we don't have enough of, 208 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 3: and it's excellent for you. So there's a health tip 209 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,520 Speaker 3: for the morning. You don't need a foot. 210 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:23,960 Speaker 4: Can I say never participate in any of these programs 211 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,240 Speaker 4: like I volunteered to be a human guinea pig for 212 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:30,360 Speaker 4: the medical experiments in New York because I was so yeah, 213 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:32,559 Speaker 4: I was, I was so hard up and discovered I 214 00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:35,120 Speaker 4: had TV had to give up the grog for nine months. 215 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:38,680 Speaker 4: I don't got back in the longest nine months of 216 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:39,120 Speaker 4: my life. 217 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:42,280 Speaker 1: In defense of Tefata Order and my very good friend 218 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:45,840 Speaker 1: Marjorie Appa, I don't think they'd regard the bowel screening 219 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,960 Speaker 1: program as a medical experiment. 220 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:52,320 Speaker 2: In your case, or maybe in yours Michael. 221 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,720 Speaker 4: In your case, I think you'll find it will be 222 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:55,760 Speaker 4: a medical experiment. 223 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:58,400 Speaker 1: Very nice to have you back for another year. 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