WEBVTT - "Day 1 Recap" 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:02.120 Life for the X would be a Gaden studio and 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:03.840 brought to you is always by Export Ultra of the 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:06.280 Beer for here. This is the Agenda Podcast for Friday, 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:07.840 the twenty ninth of November. 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:13.360 The Agenda Podcast the home of sporting nonsense and clap trap, 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:15.760 brought to you by Export a Culture. 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:20.000 Day two of the Test match starts today at eleven 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:22.280 o'clock and we'll get to the recap of day one. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.120 A very eventful day one and just a few moments time. 0:00:25.160 --> 0:00:27.480 But Lane, you're on breakfast this morning. So he I 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:28.600 was on Hardaki this morning. 0:00:29.920 --> 0:00:30.280 Yeah. 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:33.560 What was firing up the listeners on Hidaki breakfast this morning? 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:38.080 Wow? It was the story about the South Korean individual 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:40.120 who got out of He tried to get out of 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:44.800 compulsory military service by putting on weight and becoming too 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:48.159 a beast to serve. So he ballooned out to one 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:50.400 hundred and three kg's which I thought, that's not it's 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:52.960 not a bird. But he's five ft six Okay, that's huge. 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:56.760 So and he got a one year suspended sentence and 0:00:56.880 --> 0:01:00.200 his mate who who heat threw under the bar and 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:02.200 said he came up with the idea. He got six 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:03.040 months just. 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:05.000 For coming up with the idea. Yeah, why would you 0:01:05.040 --> 0:01:06.680 get ben for that? I know, that's what I said. 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:08.200 I was like, how did he throw why did he 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:09.240 throw him under the bus? 0:01:09.280 --> 0:01:10.280 That he made me do it? 0:01:10.360 --> 0:01:12.720 Yeah, defence, Yeah, and it works, he said. He gave 0:01:12.760 --> 0:01:15.160 me the idea and told me what to eat anyway. 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:18.200 The line the line was down there, what have you 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:20.680 done to get out of something? And I told a 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:22.679 story ever made at school who let a firework off 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:24.640 on his face to get off the French exam. 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:25.160 In his own face. 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:28.240 Yeah, and he he steed me in the back because 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:30.320 him and I used to sit together in French in 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:33.440 year eleven, so fifth form for school Sea and we 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:36.520 fucking sucked at French. And like Miss Baylis's teacher hated us, 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:38.319 should separate us every class. We have to sit in 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:41.440 the corners. And we cheated all year in the in 0:01:41.480 --> 0:01:44.160 the internal exams, you know how you and then if 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:45.600 you can't sit the exam at the end of the year, 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:47.920 they do an agritat of your scores throughout the year. 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:51.760 And he led a firework off into his face like 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:56.080 a week before exam and he got eighty six percent 0:01:56.320 --> 0:02:00.960 in an agritat I sat it and got he four percent. 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:04.680 Now I'm gonna say, Sam Haslam, I was way better 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:07.639 at French than you. You you were looking at a 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:11.400 twenty percent or below, and you let a Roman candle 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:13.160 off in your face so you can get an aggregat. 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:16.080 And I thought that was pretty extreme. So people work. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:18.680 Though it did work, some people said turn. One guy 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:21.120 said it told to get out of her committing to 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:24.040 a long term relationship. He told her he had leukemia. 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:26.960 Oh my god, he said, I don't feel good about myself. 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:28.120 But it was effective. 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.440 Well, and then she was like and then she benned him. 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:33.400 No, yeah, no, he broke up because he said, I've 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:35.520 got leukemia. I can't put you through it. Blah blah blah. 0:02:35.520 --> 0:02:37.560 Oh right, yeah, I thought he said I've got leukemia 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:39.440 and she said, oh, I'm out. 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:40.959 And you guys are perfect for each other. 0:02:42.120 --> 0:02:44.600 And then loads of people who've like one guy worked 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:47.079 with a guy who had seven grandparents die. 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:48.640 Yeah, stuff like that. 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.840 But I said, you get when the argument was you 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:53.880 can have as many uncles and aunties die as you 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:55.799 want because a lot of people they don't need to 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:58.440 be blood relatives to call them uncle or auntie. Yeah, 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:00.280 you know, everyone's got a family friend that you just 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:04.880 call uncle Steve or whatever. It's pretty suspicious pretty quickly, Yeah, 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:05.280 it does. 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:06.280 And the moving. 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:07.520 Jobs that resets. 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:11.200 Yeah, but like you would know if multiple of my 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:12.239 grandparents have died. 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:14.760 Yeah, I'm starting to go. It depends what kind of 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:16.960 family situation you've come from though as well, because some 0:03:17.000 --> 0:03:19.800 people do have up to six grandparents. Well if they 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:22.360 come from a you know, if they're a step child 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:25.560 or come into a blended family and you've got everyone's 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:27.839 got four dam Yeah. Yeah, but you're right, you could 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:29.560 have a you could have you could have eight. Yeah. 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:30.920 So there's a lot of a lot of that chat 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:34.000 going on a lot of funerals. One guy got out 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:38.640 of an exam at university by saying, is his grandfather 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:42.520 had died? And the lecturer said, what, that's really sad, 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:44.840 But if we're going to pass you in a kind 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:47.680 of an agritech kind rule, we need a proof that 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:51.400 he's dead. And he went home and on PowerPoint created 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:54.560 the service sheet for his funeral and put a photo 0:03:54.600 --> 0:03:58.600 of his granddad. He said, a really poor job, and 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:00.920 then he bought that the next day. Here's the from 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:03.240 the funeral here's the pamphlet, doctor the whole thing. 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:05.600 Uh yeah, that is pretty that is pretty bad. I 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:09.360 had not to get out of something. But I had 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:13.240 a mate who has mate pranked him by doctoring up 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:16.680 a fake news article and he made the whole He 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:20.120 wrote the article. He took photos from my mate's Facebook 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:24.880 page from years ago and photoshopped like a little hitler 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:26.760 mo onto him and then put it up and it 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:30.560 was just like, you know, Christ church Man photographed and 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:32.720 blah blah blah blah blah, may may not have been 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:36.120 a member of the the Forces at one point, and 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:39.919 just and sent it send him. So then uploaded that 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:43.120 to a website, sent him the link so that when 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:46.159 he clicked the link, here's the fucking page of the newspaper. 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:48.800 And he but he'd actually just docked it all up. 0:04:48.800 --> 0:04:51.320 And so my mate for freaked out deactivated all of 0:04:51.320 --> 0:04:52.440 his social media accounts. 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:54.640 I was like, so that just a prank. 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:55.360 It was just a prank. 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:58.359 I was like, that is way too fucking far, Like, 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:01.120 how did you get through that whole thing and not 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:02.040 go hang on? 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:06.200 We actually talked about pranks as well. We know it's confessionals. 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:09.080 You can confess a sin and I confess that I 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.200 hollowed out an oreo and replaced it with toothpaste and 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:12.440 gave it to my children last night. 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:16.400 Last night, what to make them brush their teeth? 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:20.800 No, just them stealing the oreos. Oh yeah, that's not bad. 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:25.800 I had the oreos are for lunch. He opened a 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:28.640 packet and just disappears, and they're like, who all the oreos? 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:32.240 It's like three kids on the couch going shack like 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.680 I don't know, Like, well, it wasn't fucking me, it 0:05:34.720 --> 0:05:37.000 wasn't your mum, it wasn't the dog. 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:41.080 And they're like, and so you put the toothpaste on what? 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:44.520 And then put them back in the package to see who? Great, 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:45.880 Ye did you find the culprit? 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:49.800 Yes, Ralph the oldest did he come in? 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:55.200 And that's like, and I've told this story before, but 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.560 at the boarding school I went to before I was there, uh, 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:01.800 there were these kids doing beer in the sort of 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:02.760 ceiling cavity. 0:06:03.000 --> 0:06:05.880 It'll we brew situation going on, thanks man, brewing beers. 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:08.479 It's quite a pungent thing to do, but so does 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:13.040 a boys hostel. But you actually, when come to think 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:16.039 of it, the process of brewing does smell like my 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:16.680 son's room. 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:20.280 It's that kind of musty, yeasty kind of men. 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:21.120 Yeah. 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:25.560 Yeah, And so the guys that were in the dormed 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:29.800 in they found the set up and instead of just 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:34.080 like bringing everyone into the common room, they put laxatives 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:36.359 into the brew and then they waited. 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:38.039 It was about a week later after. 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:41.040 It was like bottled or whatever, and people drinking it 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:42.200 and everyone who shit themselves. 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:45.800 They rounded them up, disciplined them. It's a real long 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:48.160 bow that one. That's yeah. 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:51.240 But honestly, like we've talked about boarding school before, but 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:54.280 it's like prison. It's just a bunch of decades sitting around. 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:56.359 They got nothing but time. All they do is just 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:58.599 think about doing the dumbest shit that you could possibly 0:06:58.600 --> 0:07:02.479 think of. Yeah and so yeah, but then some of 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:04.640 the matrons they're sitting around thinking about. 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:06.520 What's going on. Ye they know, they know what's up. 0:07:07.480 --> 0:07:09.000 They're going to find their own fun as well. I 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:12.080 had a friend who started a pawn club at boarding school, 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:15.840 so he had quite a significant supply of mags, but 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:19.360 he also had some videos as well, and he managed 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:22.000 to get a key to the French room at the 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.920 far end of one of the locks, and he sent 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:26.640 out an invite and everyon had to pay like two 0:07:26.680 --> 0:07:31.400 bucks or something, and he hitted it and two bucks 0:07:31.440 --> 0:07:34.960 and he then put a projector down and put it 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:40.400 into the VCR and did a basically a screening. Yeah. Fuck, 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:41.920 I don't know why we thought we would get away 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:45.280 with it, But of course immediately our teacher has walked 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:48.280 past at eleven thirty at night and the fucking French 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:50.360 room was lit up like a Christmas tree with pawn 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:53.360 on the fucking water, and they just storm in and 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:58.840 there's just twelve dudes in the room watching. They didn't 0:07:58.880 --> 0:07:59.760 even give ou money back. 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:03.520 That is so far you knew the RESCU when you've 0:08:03.520 --> 0:08:04.520 paid up there two dollars. 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:07.840 That's so funny you say that we did the exact 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:11.120 same thing at university because in our whole you could 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:13.560 rent or not rent, but you could borrow a projector 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:15.840 if you wanted to do like a group studying session 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:18.120 so that everyone could look at the same thing. We'd 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:20.960 be like, yep, Friday night, we're doing a group study session. 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:22.720 None of us are studying the same shit. Your pee 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:26.640 kids got English kids, and we just rent out the 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:29.040 projector and then we're in whoever's got the biggest room. 0:08:29.400 --> 0:08:33.240 It's like there's twelve DDes in there, but everyone's studying this. 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:39.160 Yeah, we're well a eighty inch. 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:44.240 Projection of just the most heinous shit you did to 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:46.559 say in your life. 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:47.480 I met a week ago. 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.640 Yeah, you gotta get anywhere around the world, they'll be 0:08:50.679 --> 0:08:54.000 doing the exact same thing. Okay, so it was pranking people. Yeah, 0:08:54.160 --> 0:08:55.880 and what have you done to get out of here? 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:58.120 Yeah? Pretty much. And we had a good discussion on 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:01.400 star signs and I just don't get signs right. And 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:06.000 do females just sit around talking about star signs with 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:08.400 each other? Yeah, I don't know because I couldn't tell 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:12.080 you one you give me a date. Yeah, I'll be like, 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:12.640 no idea. 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:13.959 Yours is cancer, isn't it? 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:16.320 I did have cancer? Yeah, you don't have it anymore? 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:26.960 What does that? Should? Just joke your here on this podcast? Right? 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:30.600 Long time? La cancer? 0:09:35.000 --> 0:09:37.080 No, that was a lot biggest cashion around there. And 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:39.440 what's the point? And yeah, I know what it is. 0:09:39.679 --> 0:09:41.960 I think I figured I think I figured it out. 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.360 It's fantasy sports for checks. 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:48.760 Yes, yes it is. It's because it doesn't make sense. 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:51.600 It doesn't make sense, it doesn't matter, it's not real 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:54.600 but you let it impaged every facet of your life. 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:57.560 And also I'm massively burnt by it because as an 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:00.120 underage drinker trying to get into bars and Hamil and 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:03.560 I had a fake ID and every time they would 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:06.880 give me because I'd memorize my birthday everything, I'd fucking 0:10:06.960 --> 0:10:09.920 nail it a false name everything, there's nothing they couldn't 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:12.560 spell it whatever, And then they just say, what's your 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:16.240 star signed? I'm like, you, motherfucker, ha, that's brilliant. Yeah. 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:17.800 And as soon as he hears the take you got 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:21.520 star sign, you got and you get out of here. Ah. 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:24.120 So I'm quite I'm a little bit. I've got a 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:26.760 little bit of PTSD around star signs because of that fact, 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:27.679 because I don't know them. 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:29.120 That would have been you're in to learn all of 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:29.480 the stars. 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:30.600 I refused. 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:34.280 Also, never trust a dude who knows all the stars signs, correct, 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:35.400 particularly if. 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:37.040 You're a woman that meets a dude and he knows 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:37.360 them all. 0:10:37.920 --> 0:10:41.760 He's running an angle here and either that or you're 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:42.959 not going to have any kids to him and he's 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:45.800 going to break out with you later on because he's 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:46.480 a Capricorn. 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:48.840 All right, let us take a quick break, we'll come 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:53.400 back and we'll recap the first day of the cricketing test. 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:56.640 Just before we get into the cricket lane. 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:58.840 Last night, I was driving the ute home and I 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:02.600 got stuck in the Auckland traffic. YEP guy pulls up 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:04.200 next to me and honks his horn and I wind 0:11:04.240 --> 0:11:07.880 my window down look out. Then I guess, I mean you, bro, 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:11.000 is that a later model front on that thing? I 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:13.640 was like, Oh, I'm not too sure, broad yeah, because 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:17.040 what year is it? We're stuck in traffic, like, oh, 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:19.959 that's a ninety eight And he's like, yeah, well no 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:21.760 I don't have to I think the lights are a 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:23.640 bit different on thee anyway. 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:25.360 Looks mean, Bro, I love it. I love that it's 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:27.839 black awesome. And I was like, you can bid for 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:28.240 it on. 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:31.120 You hours. 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:33.240 Well, that's the thing. This is the last day. 0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:35.200 It's your last chance to bid on our nineteen ninety 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:37.320 eight Ford Falcon that main We're not having a later 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:40.559 model front on it on Auto Trader. All proceeds going 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:43.240 to November n Z. The auction closes at five pm 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:45.880 to night right the Friday. So if you listen to 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:48.280 this on Saturday, you've cooked it. So if you listen 0:11:48.320 --> 0:11:49.920 to this right now and you've been interested in this 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:53.160 you at all, it is still hovering around twelve grand. 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:55.840 Yes, but as we know with auctions, they just they 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:57.520 start to heat up at it and they do, Yeah, 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:58.959 I remember you got the five grand with a free 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.600 shit in there, so who So really it's it's seven grand. 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:04.720 We're looking at one thousand dollars of petrol vouchers, same 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:08.920 worth of grocery vouchers, iPhone sixteen pro Marshall amp beer 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.880 fridge in a Mikita job site radio. So it's basically 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:14.920 a five thousand dollars discount on this ute. And like 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:18.200 you said, last chance to bid on that classic Kiwi 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:21.400 Text Yute to three two three six for a direct 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:23.560 link to the listing and while you're there, tell New 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:26.839 Zealand about your car for free. On Auto Trader Day 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:29.480 one Summer Cricket. It was cricket and Christmas yesterday and 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:32.880 it was an absolute scorcher down there in christ Hitch 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:35.480 at Hagley Oval. I've got the entire score sheet on 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:40.600 the back page here. We finished the day three nineteen 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:44.080 for eight. Saudi and Phillips still at the starts. Kan 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:48.840 Williamson dismissed for ninety three, Latham forty seven, Ravendra thirty 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:53.120 four and Glenn Phillips still chipping away there on forty one. 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:56.079 So eight wickets in three hundred and nineteen runs. It's 0:12:56.120 --> 0:12:56.840 pretty good day. 0:12:57.120 --> 0:12:58.920 It's not bad, but I think it could have been better, 0:12:59.040 --> 0:13:01.520 and I think would be a bit disappointed that they're 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.960 not three nineteen for five, yeah, or four, because everyone 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:07.480 got a start. Rational Avenger he looked great for his 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:12.400 thirty four. He hit a full toss of Bashers straight 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:17.199 to midwicket. It was a terrible, terrible ball and he'll 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:19.800 be kicking himself about that. Everyone else got a start. 0:13:19.840 --> 0:13:21.840 In terms of Latham with forty seven, he's the only 0:13:21.840 --> 0:13:24.440 one who got a delivery that was a wicket ball 0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:28.120 right caught behind. Admittedly Conway was that was a sharp 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:30.800 chance at Canson caught in Bold was good as well. 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:32.880 But Williamson at ninety three when something got a bit 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:34.880 big on him and he just spooned it to point. 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:37.880 The same thing happened to Daryl ma Sure he just 0:13:37.920 --> 0:13:42.160 skuied one, got sucked into the bouncer game. Blundell he 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:45.760 got seventeen again, kind of a soft dismissal as well 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:48.400 on the cut shot. But Sheer got four wickets the 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:52.760 orthodox right arm offee. Yeah, that didn't nothing look threatening. 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:54.160 No, he wasn't doing nah. 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:57.280 So I think that's probably the biggest gift four Test 0:13:57.280 --> 0:14:02.160 wickets for Shower Basher ever have. But Phillips he look good. 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:05.160 He was taking the attack to them. They looked pretty 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:06.680 tired at the end there. It was a hot day 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:10.840 and that northwester was parnishing. Oh my god. And Stokes 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:12.600 didn't have a great day. Drop the cats. You got 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:15.240 a bit of tap with the ball. It was getting 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:16.199 a little bit frustrated. 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:17.040 They were bowlers. 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:22.320 We're getting a bit a bit upset. Yeah. They were 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:24.800 bitching about the foot the footmarks and the foothold and 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:25.840 through the crease. 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:27.560 Which was a bit slippery because they kept falling over. 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:32.720 Yeah. So look, did in bowl great, But we didn't 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:35.120 that great either, you know what I mean. So it's 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:38.320 fairly even. But if we can fart to three point 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:41.680 thirty because the average score first innings at Hagley is 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:44.960 only about two seventy. Right, So we're here to part now. 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:47.960 But my worry is that that picture is not it's 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:53.920 not as spicy as previous years Hagley, but saying that's 0:14:54.600 --> 0:14:57.080 Matt Henry with a new pill in his hand when 0:14:57.080 --> 0:15:01.200 that seam is hard and we've got a fair you know, 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:04.040 not inexperienced. But there's some new batsmen in there, and 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:08.360 the likes of Jacob Bethel, Bethel's bleach. But you got 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:11.680 Zach Crawley and Duckett opening and got Bleach at first, right, 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:14.040 then you got Roote Brooke and Ollie Pope. So it's 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:18.040 a fairly fairly formidable batting lineup. Yeah, with this Bethel 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:20.400 Feller come from. This is the first time, I mean 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:23.520 his debut as well. But yeah, he's bowling. You've got 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:25.640 a few overs. He got one over, I got one over. 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:28.720 He went for five. Yeah, we call it Jacob Beth 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:35.120 always got the peroxide bleached. Here, Betel's bleach, we're calling him. Yeah, 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:37.800 he's never batted three before and he's now making his 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:40.560 dis debut and betting three. It's such bears. It's such 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.560 a bears game gamble, isn't it. It's yeah, it will 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:44.160 it pay off? 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:46.240 I don't know's beIN Duckett in the flesh for the 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:49.520 first time in my life. Yesterday yesterday what does it. 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:52.480 Day before when we were out there watching them warm up, 0:15:53.240 --> 0:15:56.520 Lord of the Rings extra, the shortest professional athlete I've 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:59.440 ever seen in my life. It was actually like it 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:02.160 was so no noticeable how short he is, and I 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:03.680 reckon it's a massive advantage. 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:07.400 Well, yeah, the short balls, A good length ball was short. 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:09.600 He can go back and pulling cut that's right. Yeah. 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:11.720 And then just the way that you'd have to change 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:14.920 your length because of how comically short this dude is. 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:16.640 And then at the other end you've got Zach Crawley, 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:19.680 who's about six three, yeah, six four, he's huge. He's 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.800 one of the biggest opening batsman in world cricket, batting 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:25.560 with one of the shortest yes openers in world cricket. 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:28.280 It's like a left right combination. Yeah, it is that bamboozling. 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:31.000 You're right. Actually, I think I'd rather bowlder a left 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:33.720 and right hander, yeah, than a midget and a giant. 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:34.240 That's right. 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.760 It's a it's a brilliant tactic. They just have, you know, 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:41.120 an absolute zoo of players out there. This guy's lefty, 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:43.240 this guy's righty. This guy's six foot four, this guy's 0:16:43.240 --> 0:16:43.920 four foot six. 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:47.600 Yeah, there's the batting is a bit of a worry. 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:50.480 The bowling didn't look great from England, I must have. 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:53.760 It didn't. Chris Wokes didn't look quite the Chris Wokes 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:56.080 of the past because he was I always found him 0:16:56.120 --> 0:16:59.320 quite metronomical and he was Glean McGrath back of a 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.400 length top of off. Yeah, I felt he was just 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:03.960 sprang it around a little bit. And that's our first 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:08.280 look at Gus Atkinson and Brighton cass with the great ass. Yeah, 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.480 and he couldn't stand on his feet. 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:11.080 It didn't. 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:14.400 They didn't put any fear up any of the Batsmen 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:17.120 and they all got themselves out really, like I was saying, 0:17:17.119 --> 0:17:20.359 apart from potentially Latham and Conway who got you know, 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:21.400 they were good dismissals. 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.560 Revenge was run in particular, he'd be so he'd. 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:28.600 Be kicking himself for that, you would be for you mean, yeah, absolutely. 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:30.280 It looks like how it was. The last man stands 0:17:30.280 --> 0:17:30.640 with it. 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:33.680 Yeah, charging down full toss straight to midwork out and 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:34.640 you're like he would. 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:37.159 Just be like ah, sort of half pulled out of 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:40.400 it and sort of just off the toe that yeah. 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:43.720 Yeah, but that was good to get everyone back together 0:17:43.800 --> 0:17:46.560 face you see commentary and Lee heart Jason Hoyt and 0:17:46.640 --> 0:17:50.960 Jeremy Wells Lee Baker yesterday, and Tony Lyle was in 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:55.280 there as well, and down some strange angles around. Lee 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:59.560 and Jeremy revealed when they went to commentary school down 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:03.240 and willing yeah, because we're talking. I think Lyle had 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:06.960 a boiled sweet in his mouth and while commentary yeah, 0:18:06.960 --> 0:18:08.879 and the guys are saying, look, you know, down at 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:11.359 commentary school, it's one of the first things we get towards. 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:14.560 You cannot commentate with something in your mouth, and that 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:19.320 to ram at home, Jeremy Coney stood up and put 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:21.879 himself in Waddle's mouth while he tried to call it 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:25.240 over to illustrate you, to illustrate the point and how 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:27.800 uncomfortable it is to listen to someone with a mouth 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:31.439 full and commentate, And so Tony immediately spat it out 0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:32.520 and said, your point taken. 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:34.679 You know, even the visual you don't need to see it. 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:38.760 We're sitting we do the podcast where the commentary is 0:18:38.800 --> 0:18:40.840 done as well. 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