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Speaker 1: the twenty ninth of November.
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Speaker 1: Day two of the Test match starts today at eleven
Speaker 1: o'clock and we'll get to the recap of day one.
Speaker 1: A very eventful day one and just a few moments time.
Speaker 1: But Lane, you're on breakfast this morning. So he I
Speaker 1: was on Hardaki this morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What was firing up the listeners on Hidaki breakfast this morning?
Speaker 3: Wow? It was the story about the South Korean individual
Speaker 3: who got out of He tried to get out of
Speaker 3: compulsory military service by putting on weight and becoming too
Speaker 3: a beast to serve. So he ballooned out to one
Speaker 3: hundred and three kg's which I thought, that's not it's
Speaker 3: not a bird. But he's five ft six Okay, that's huge.
Speaker 3: So and he got a one year suspended sentence and
Speaker 3: his mate who who heat threw under the bar and
Speaker 3: said he came up with the idea. He got six
Speaker 3: months just.
Speaker 4: For coming up with the idea. Yeah, why would you
Speaker 4: get ben for that? I know, that's what I said.
Speaker 3: I was like, how did he throw why did he
Speaker 3: throw him under the bus?
Speaker 4: That he made me do it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, defence, Yeah, and it works, he said. He gave
Speaker 3: me the idea and told me what to eat anyway.
Speaker 3: The line the line was down there, what have you
Speaker 3: done to get out of something? And I told a
Speaker 3: story ever made at school who let a firework off
Speaker 3: on his face to get off the French exam.
Speaker 4: In his own face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he he steed me in the back because
Speaker 3: him and I used to sit together in French in
Speaker 3: year eleven, so fifth form for school Sea and we
Speaker 3: fucking sucked at French. And like Miss Baylis's teacher hated us,
Speaker 3: should separate us every class. We have to sit in
Speaker 3: the corners. And we cheated all year in the in
Speaker 3: the internal exams, you know how you and then if
Speaker 3: you can't sit the exam at the end of the year,
Speaker 3: they do an agritat of your scores throughout the year.
Speaker 3: And he led a firework off into his face like
Speaker 3: a week before exam and he got eighty six percent
Speaker 3: in an agritat I sat it and got he four percent.
Speaker 3: Now I'm gonna say, Sam Haslam, I was way better
Speaker 3: at French than you. You you were looking at a
Speaker 3: twenty percent or below, and you let a Roman candle
Speaker 3: off in your face so you can get an aggregat.
Speaker 3: And I thought that was pretty extreme. So people work.
Speaker 3: Though it did work, some people said turn. One guy
Speaker 3: said it told to get out of her committing to
Speaker 3: a long term relationship. He told her he had leukemia.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he said, I don't feel good about myself.
Speaker 3: But it was effective.
Speaker 4: Well, and then she was like and then she benned him.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, no, he broke up because he said, I've
Speaker 3: got leukemia. I can't put you through it. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah, I thought he said I've got leukemia
Speaker 1: and she said, oh, I'm out.
Speaker 4: And you guys are perfect for each other.
Speaker 3: And then loads of people who've like one guy worked
Speaker 3: with a guy who had seven grandparents die.
Speaker 4: Yeah, stuff like that.
Speaker 3: But I said, you get when the argument was you
Speaker 3: can have as many uncles and aunties die as you
Speaker 3: want because a lot of people they don't need to
Speaker 3: be blood relatives to call them uncle or auntie. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, everyone's got a family friend that you just
Speaker 3: call uncle Steve or whatever. It's pretty suspicious pretty quickly, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it does.
Speaker 4: And the moving.
Speaker 3: Jobs that resets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like you would know if multiple of my
Speaker 1: grandparents have died.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm starting to go. It depends what kind of
Speaker 3: family situation you've come from though as well, because some
Speaker 3: people do have up to six grandparents. Well if they
Speaker 3: come from a you know, if they're a step child
Speaker 3: or come into a blended family and you've got everyone's
Speaker 3: got four dam Yeah. Yeah, but you're right, you could
Speaker 3: have a you could have you could have eight. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So there's a lot of a lot of that chat
Speaker 3: going on a lot of funerals. One guy got out
Speaker 3: of an exam at university by saying, is his grandfather
Speaker 3: had died? And the lecturer said, what, that's really sad,
Speaker 3: But if we're going to pass you in a kind
Speaker 3: of an agritech kind rule, we need a proof that
Speaker 3: he's dead. And he went home and on PowerPoint created
Speaker 3: the service sheet for his funeral and put a photo
Speaker 3: of his granddad. He said, a really poor job, and
Speaker 3: then he bought that the next day. Here's the from
Speaker 3: the funeral here's the pamphlet, doctor the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, that is pretty that is pretty bad. I
Speaker 1: had not to get out of something. But I had
Speaker 1: a mate who has mate pranked him by doctoring up
Speaker 1: a fake news article and he made the whole He
Speaker 1: wrote the article. He took photos from my mate's Facebook
Speaker 1: page from years ago and photoshopped like a little hitler
Speaker 1: mo onto him and then put it up and it
Speaker 1: was just like, you know, Christ church Man photographed and
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah, may may not have been
Speaker 1: a member of the the Forces at one point, and
Speaker 1: just and sent it send him. So then uploaded that
Speaker 1: to a website, sent him the link so that when
Speaker 1: he clicked the link, here's the fucking page of the newspaper.
Speaker 4: And he but he'd actually just docked it all up.
Speaker 1: And so my mate for freaked out deactivated all of
Speaker 1: his social media accounts.
Speaker 3: I was like, so that just a prank.
Speaker 4: It was just a prank.
Speaker 1: I was like, that is way too fucking far, Like,
Speaker 1: how did you get through that whole thing and not
Speaker 1: go hang on?
Speaker 3: We actually talked about pranks as well. We know it's confessionals.
Speaker 3: You can confess a sin and I confess that I
Speaker 3: hollowed out an oreo and replaced it with toothpaste and
Speaker 3: gave it to my children last night.
Speaker 4: Last night, what to make them brush their teeth?
Speaker 3: No, just them stealing the oreos. Oh yeah, that's not bad.
Speaker 3: I had the oreos are for lunch. He opened a
Speaker 3: packet and just disappears, and they're like, who all the oreos?
Speaker 3: It's like three kids on the couch going shack like
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like, well, it wasn't fucking me, it
Speaker 3: wasn't your mum, it wasn't the dog.
Speaker 1: And they're like, and so you put the toothpaste on what?
Speaker 1: And then put them back in the package to see who? Great,
Speaker 1: Ye did you find the culprit?
Speaker 3: Yes, Ralph the oldest did he come in?
Speaker 1: And that's like, and I've told this story before, but
Speaker 1: at the boarding school I went to before I was there, uh,
Speaker 1: there were these kids doing beer in the sort of
Speaker 1: ceiling cavity.
Speaker 3: It'll we brew situation going on, thanks man, brewing beers.
Speaker 3: It's quite a pungent thing to do, but so does
Speaker 3: a boys hostel. But you actually, when come to think
Speaker 3: of it, the process of brewing does smell like my
Speaker 3: son's room.
Speaker 4: It's that kind of musty, yeasty kind of men.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so the guys that were in the dormed
Speaker 1: in they found the set up and instead of just
Speaker 1: like bringing everyone into the common room, they put laxatives
Speaker 1: into the brew and then they waited.
Speaker 3: It was about a week later after.
Speaker 1: It was like bottled or whatever, and people drinking it
Speaker 1: and everyone who shit themselves.
Speaker 3: They rounded them up, disciplined them. It's a real long
Speaker 3: bow that one. That's yeah.
Speaker 1: But honestly, like we've talked about boarding school before, but
Speaker 1: it's like prison. It's just a bunch of decades sitting around.
Speaker 1: They got nothing but time. All they do is just
Speaker 1: think about doing the dumbest shit that you could possibly
Speaker 1: think of. Yeah and so yeah, but then some of
Speaker 1: the matrons they're sitting around thinking about.
Speaker 3: What's going on. Ye they know, they know what's up.
Speaker 3: They're going to find their own fun as well. I
Speaker 3: had a friend who started a pawn club at boarding school,
Speaker 3: so he had quite a significant supply of mags, but
Speaker 3: he also had some videos as well, and he managed
Speaker 3: to get a key to the French room at the
Speaker 3: far end of one of the locks, and he sent
Speaker 3: out an invite and everyon had to pay like two
Speaker 3: bucks or something, and he hitted it and two bucks
Speaker 3: and he then put a projector down and put it
Speaker 3: into the VCR and did a basically a screening. Yeah. Fuck,
Speaker 3: I don't know why we thought we would get away
Speaker 3: with it, But of course immediately our teacher has walked
Speaker 3: past at eleven thirty at night and the fucking French
Speaker 3: room was lit up like a Christmas tree with pawn
Speaker 3: on the fucking water, and they just storm in and
Speaker 3: there's just twelve dudes in the room watching. They didn't
Speaker 3: even give ou money back.
Speaker 4: That is so far you knew the RESCU when you've
Speaker 4: paid up there two dollars.
Speaker 1: That's so funny you say that we did the exact
Speaker 1: same thing at university because in our whole you could
Speaker 1: rent or not rent, but you could borrow a projector
Speaker 1: if you wanted to do like a group studying session
Speaker 1: so that everyone could look at the same thing. We'd
Speaker 1: be like, yep, Friday night, we're doing a group study session.
Speaker 1: None of us are studying the same shit. Your pee
Speaker 1: kids got English kids, and we just rent out the
Speaker 1: projector and then we're in whoever's got the biggest room.
Speaker 3: It's like there's twelve DDes in there, but everyone's studying this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're well a eighty inch.
Speaker 1: Projection of just the most heinous shit you did to
Speaker 1: say in your life.
Speaker 3: I met a week ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta get anywhere around the world, they'll be
Speaker 1: doing the exact same thing. Okay, so it was pranking people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and what have you done to get out of here?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Pretty much. And we had a good discussion on
Speaker 3: star signs and I just don't get signs right. And
Speaker 3: do females just sit around talking about star signs with
Speaker 3: each other? Yeah, I don't know because I couldn't tell
Speaker 3: you one you give me a date. Yeah, I'll be like,
Speaker 3: no idea.
Speaker 4: Yours is cancer, isn't it?
Speaker 3: I did have cancer? Yeah, you don't have it anymore?
Speaker 3: What does that? Should? Just joke your here on this podcast? Right?
Speaker 4: Long time? La cancer?
Speaker 3: No, that was a lot biggest cashion around there. And
Speaker 3: what's the point? And yeah, I know what it is.
Speaker 3: I think I figured I think I figured it out.
Speaker 3: It's fantasy sports for checks.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes it is. It's because it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense, it doesn't matter, it's not real
Speaker 1: but you let it impaged every facet of your life.
Speaker 3: And also I'm massively burnt by it because as an
Speaker 3: underage drinker trying to get into bars and Hamil and
Speaker 3: I had a fake ID and every time they would
Speaker 3: give me because I'd memorize my birthday everything, I'd fucking
Speaker 3: nail it a false name everything, there's nothing they couldn't
Speaker 3: spell it whatever, And then they just say, what's your
Speaker 3: star signed? I'm like, you, motherfucker, ha, that's brilliant. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And as soon as he hears the take you got
Speaker 3: star sign, you got and you get out of here. Ah.
Speaker 3: So I'm quite I'm a little bit. I've got a
Speaker 3: little bit of PTSD around star signs because of that fact,
Speaker 3: because I don't know them.
Speaker 4: That would have been you're in to learn all of
Speaker 4: the stars.
Speaker 3: I refused.
Speaker 1: Also, never trust a dude who knows all the stars signs, correct,
Speaker 1: particularly if.
Speaker 4: You're a woman that meets a dude and he knows
Speaker 4: them all.
Speaker 3: He's running an angle here and either that or you're
Speaker 3: not going to have any kids to him and he's
Speaker 3: going to break out with you later on because he's
Speaker 3: a Capricorn.
Speaker 1: All right, let us take a quick break, we'll come
Speaker 1: back and we'll recap the first day of the cricketing test.
Speaker 4: Just before we get into the cricket lane.
Speaker 1: Last night, I was driving the ute home and I
Speaker 1: got stuck in the Auckland traffic. YEP guy pulls up
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Speaker 1: is that a later model front on that thing? I
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Speaker 1: what year is it? We're stuck in traffic, like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a ninety eight And he's like, yeah, well no
Speaker 1: I don't have to I think the lights are a
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Speaker 4: Looks mean, Bro, I love it. I love that it's
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Speaker 4: it on.
Speaker 3: You hours.
Speaker 4: Well, that's the thing. This is the last day.
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Speaker 1: one Summer Cricket. It was cricket and Christmas yesterday and
Speaker 1: it was an absolute scorcher down there in christ Hitch
Speaker 1: at Hagley Oval. I've got the entire score sheet on
Speaker 1: the back page here. We finished the day three nineteen
Speaker 1: for eight. Saudi and Phillips still at the starts. Kan
Speaker 1: Williamson dismissed for ninety three, Latham forty seven, Ravendra thirty
Speaker 1: four and Glenn Phillips still chipping away there on forty one.
Speaker 4: So eight wickets in three hundred and nineteen runs. It's
Speaker 4: pretty good day.
Speaker 3: It's not bad, but I think it could have been better,
Speaker 3: and I think would be a bit disappointed that they're
Speaker 3: not three nineteen for five, yeah, or four, because everyone
Speaker 3: got a start. Rational Avenger he looked great for his
Speaker 3: thirty four. He hit a full toss of Bashers straight
Speaker 3: to midwicket. It was a terrible, terrible ball and he'll
Speaker 3: be kicking himself about that. Everyone else got a start.
Speaker 3: In terms of Latham with forty seven, he's the only
Speaker 3: one who got a delivery that was a wicket ball
Speaker 3: right caught behind. Admittedly Conway was that was a sharp
Speaker 3: chance at Canson caught in Bold was good as well.
Speaker 3: But Williamson at ninety three when something got a bit
Speaker 3: big on him and he just spooned it to point.
Speaker 3: The same thing happened to Daryl ma Sure he just
Speaker 3: skuied one, got sucked into the bouncer game. Blundell he
Speaker 3: got seventeen again, kind of a soft dismissal as well
Speaker 3: on the cut shot. But Sheer got four wickets the
Speaker 3: orthodox right arm offee. Yeah, that didn't nothing look threatening.
Speaker 4: No, he wasn't doing nah.
Speaker 3: So I think that's probably the biggest gift four Test
Speaker 3: wickets for Shower Basher ever have. But Phillips he look good.
Speaker 3: He was taking the attack to them. They looked pretty
Speaker 3: tired at the end there. It was a hot day
Speaker 3: and that northwester was parnishing. Oh my god. And Stokes
Speaker 3: didn't have a great day. Drop the cats. You got
Speaker 3: a bit of tap with the ball. It was getting
Speaker 3: a little bit frustrated.
Speaker 4: They were bowlers.
Speaker 3: We're getting a bit a bit upset. Yeah. They were
Speaker 3: bitching about the foot the footmarks and the foothold and
Speaker 3: through the crease.
Speaker 4: Which was a bit slippery because they kept falling over.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So look, did in bowl great, But we didn't
Speaker 3: that great either, you know what I mean. So it's
Speaker 3: fairly even. But if we can fart to three point
Speaker 3: thirty because the average score first innings at Hagley is
Speaker 3: only about two seventy. Right, So we're here to part now.
Speaker 3: But my worry is that that picture is not it's
Speaker 3: not as spicy as previous years Hagley, but saying that's
Speaker 3: Matt Henry with a new pill in his hand when
Speaker 3: that seam is hard and we've got a fair you know,
Speaker 3: not inexperienced. But there's some new batsmen in there, and
Speaker 3: the likes of Jacob Bethel, Bethel's bleach. But you got
Speaker 3: Zach Crawley and Duckett opening and got Bleach at first, right,
Speaker 3: then you got Roote Brooke and Ollie Pope. So it's
Speaker 3: a fairly fairly formidable batting lineup. Yeah, with this Bethel
Speaker 3: Feller come from. This is the first time, I mean
Speaker 3: his debut as well. But yeah, he's bowling. You've got
Speaker 3: a few overs. He got one over, I got one over.
Speaker 3: He went for five. Yeah, we call it Jacob Beth
Speaker 3: always got the peroxide bleached. Here, Betel's bleach, we're calling him. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's never batted three before and he's now making his
Speaker 3: dis debut and betting three. It's such bears. It's such
Speaker 3: a bears game gamble, isn't it. It's yeah, it will
Speaker 3: it pay off?
Speaker 1: I don't know's beIN Duckett in the flesh for the
Speaker 1: first time in my life. Yesterday yesterday what does it.
Speaker 1: Day before when we were out there watching them warm up,
Speaker 1: Lord of the Rings extra, the shortest professional athlete I've
Speaker 1: ever seen in my life. It was actually like it
Speaker 1: was so no noticeable how short he is, and I
Speaker 1: reckon it's a massive advantage.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, the short balls, A good length ball was short.
Speaker 3: He can go back and pulling cut that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then just the way that you'd have to change
Speaker 1: your length because of how comically short this dude is.
Speaker 3: And then at the other end you've got Zach Crawley,
Speaker 3: who's about six three, yeah, six four, he's huge. He's
Speaker 3: one of the biggest opening batsman in world cricket, batting
Speaker 3: with one of the shortest yes openers in world cricket.
Speaker 4: It's like a left right combination. Yeah, it is that bamboozling.
Speaker 3: You're right. Actually, I think I'd rather bowlder a left
Speaker 3: and right hander, yeah, than a midget and a giant.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a brilliant tactic. They just have, you know,
Speaker 1: an absolute zoo of players out there. This guy's lefty,
Speaker 1: this guy's righty. This guy's six foot four, this guy's
Speaker 1: four foot six.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's the batting is a bit of a worry.
Speaker 3: The bowling didn't look great from England, I must have.
Speaker 3: It didn't. Chris Wokes didn't look quite the Chris Wokes
Speaker 3: of the past because he was I always found him
Speaker 3: quite metronomical and he was Glean McGrath back of a
Speaker 3: length top of off. Yeah, I felt he was just
Speaker 3: sprang it around a little bit. And that's our first
Speaker 3: look at Gus Atkinson and Brighton cass with the great ass. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and he couldn't stand on his feet.
Speaker 2: It didn't.
Speaker 3: They didn't put any fear up any of the Batsmen
Speaker 3: and they all got themselves out really, like I was saying,
Speaker 3: apart from potentially Latham and Conway who got you know,
Speaker 3: they were good dismissals.
Speaker 4: Revenge was run in particular, he'd be so he'd.
Speaker 3: Be kicking himself for that, you would be for you mean, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 4: It looks like how it was. The last man stands
Speaker 4: with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, charging down full toss straight to midwork out and
Speaker 3: you're like he would.
Speaker 1: Just be like ah, sort of half pulled out of
Speaker 1: it and sort of just off the toe that yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was good to get everyone back together
Speaker 3: face you see commentary and Lee heart Jason Hoyt and
Speaker 3: Jeremy Wells Lee Baker yesterday, and Tony Lyle was in
Speaker 3: there as well, and down some strange angles around. Lee
Speaker 3: and Jeremy revealed when they went to commentary school down
Speaker 3: and willing yeah, because we're talking. I think Lyle had
Speaker 3: a boiled sweet in his mouth and while commentary yeah,
Speaker 3: and the guys are saying, look, you know, down at
Speaker 3: commentary school, it's one of the first things we get towards.
Speaker 3: You cannot commentate with something in your mouth, and that
Speaker 3: to ram at home, Jeremy Coney stood up and put
Speaker 3: himself in Waddle's mouth while he tried to call it
Speaker 3: over to illustrate you, to illustrate the point and how
Speaker 3: uncomfortable it is to listen to someone with a mouth
Speaker 3: full and commentate, And so Tony immediately spat it out
Speaker 3: and said, your point taken.
Speaker 1: You know, even the visual you don't need to see it.
Speaker 1: We're sitting we do the podcast where the commentary is
Speaker 1: done as well. There are notes written on pads in
Speaker 1: front of me, a couple of score updates, an illustration
Speaker 1: of a fielding set up, and then I've got to
Speaker 1: text you nipple, Okay, Bgeriola. This is the note that's
Speaker 1: written on the pad in front of me. The New
Speaker 1: Zealand peer is set two balls prior. Does that mean
Speaker 1: the New Zealand pier is set two balls prior. I
Speaker 1: don't know what that means at all.
Speaker 3: That means at all.
Speaker 1: And then the next one is I just wonder if
Speaker 1: England and then it doesn't, and then it stops.
Speaker 3: I've got bones stress an Ivory Coast, Cote Devoir.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know that sounds like reckless note
Speaker 1: writing as well. That is halfway down the page and
Speaker 1: then at the bottom of the page a blank page.
Speaker 4: I have someone in fron with that.
Speaker 5: Guys, that is from the byc if you were to choose,
Speaker 5: who would have ridden something like that in the corner.
Speaker 4: So still a commentator just wrong day.
Speaker 1: Who writes the first note on a blank page halfway
Speaker 1: down it?
Speaker 3: This is a man who picks a new pad up
Speaker 3: every day. Yeah, well, so they're punt's looking good. They
Speaker 3: put one hundred dollars on from the tab hunch money
Speaker 3: on Williamson top scoring ye, but also as a counter
Speaker 3: our game day hunch, we put a honey on Glenn
Speaker 3: Phillips been top scorer, So we've hedged it. Yeah, we've
Speaker 3: hedged it. He was paying ten to fifty though the
Speaker 3: top score, so there's a lot more money on that
Speaker 3: than Williamson who was only three fifty.
Speaker 1: He's got a long way to go to because he's
Speaker 1: only on forty one. I mean it's pretty safe. So
Speaker 1: what he would score another fifty?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Where at three eighty by the end three ninety almost
Speaker 4: four hundred.
Speaker 3: Expecting big things from him, but he's got Saudi in
Speaker 3: support with him. How good would it be if Soudy
Speaker 3: managed to beat his top score in his last series
Speaker 3: against England, in which he got his initial seventy seven.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder that would be incredible.
Speaker 1: What is the most annoying time for us to get
Speaker 1: out for the English team?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Because I always find this so annoying, like whenever I
Speaker 1: used to play, and even when you're watching it, it's
Speaker 1: always so annoying. You wake up, you go out there,
Speaker 1: you warm up your bowl for like two overs, and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden you're back in the shed
Speaker 1: and then you get to come out and.
Speaker 3: I think if we can bat for an hour, that
Speaker 3: will really piss them off because That means they have
Speaker 3: to come out an hour before lunch. Yeah, and do
Speaker 3: they go for of course they're going to go for
Speaker 3: the runs because they're playing baseball, but that's going to
Speaker 3: be nigglie. An hour before lunch. That means that New
Speaker 3: Zealanders can go hard for an hour, get back in
Speaker 3: the sheds of forty minutes, get to rup down and
Speaker 3: come out and go hard. Yeah, so an hour it
Speaker 3: would be good open.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that would be the most annoying. And do
Speaker 1: you reckon that's what their thing is. I don't think
Speaker 1: they've got a number now. I think I think they've
Speaker 1: got a number.
Speaker 3: I think three point fifty would be right, would be on,
Speaker 3: would target for them, But so you never know. With
Speaker 3: Sow when his bettings got he's all over the place
Speaker 3: and he's just looking for that length border heave through
Speaker 3: caw corner.
Speaker 4: He got a hold of one.
Speaker 1: Oh he did, he got a he got one four,
Speaker 1: but I think it was about a one bounce four. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, so coverage resumes. I look at it, it'll
Speaker 1: be underway by the time you're listening to this. Don't
Speaker 1: get caught out of the fact that the on the TV.
Speaker 1: It's on TV and Z I know a lot of
Speaker 1: people looking for it on Sky. Yeah it's but check
Speaker 1: us on the old iHeartRadio, which you will have figured
Speaker 1: out how to use. But now, all right, let's take
Speaker 1: one more quick break and then we'll get to some
Speaker 1: of the yours please, as we haven't done while we're
Speaker 1: on the road, just quickly before we get into yours, please,
Speaker 1: Live Fitness and Movember have put mindset exercise on all
Speaker 1: of the gym machines. The kiwis can strengthen their minds
Speaker 1: between sets. Now I know this lane not because I
Speaker 1: work at the ACC, but because I.
Speaker 3: Go to the gym quite often.
Speaker 1: I don't like to you, I don't like to talk
Speaker 1: about it the gym, but in this instance I will.
Speaker 1: So they've what they've done is they've put up these
Speaker 1: QR codes around next to the machines. So because I
Speaker 1: know you see it all the time, people they'll finish
Speaker 1: their set and then they'll just sit there and just
Speaker 1: doom scroll and then often they'll get stuck there for
Speaker 1: like ten minutes and design out and they're like, oh shit, sorry,
Speaker 1: and then get back to do it. So Life Fitness
Speaker 1: and November have been like, look, how do we look,
Speaker 1: how do we look at making that time a bit
Speaker 1: more useful. So they've put these gym QR codes around
Speaker 1: the gym, scan them and then they'll give you a
Speaker 1: couple of little mintw weeks sizes they do in between mindsets,
Speaker 1: a couple of mind sets, some sets of mindsets, and
Speaker 1: then that way you're going to be stronger mentally and
Speaker 1: physically when you walk out of the ending.
Speaker 4: On top of that, you will not deck around for.
Speaker 1: So long between the sets, yes, which will improve everyone
Speaker 1: else's mental health around you as well.
Speaker 4: So look out for those around the place they'll be in.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of gyms, I mean certainly the
Speaker 1: one that I was at this morning, yep, and then
Speaker 1: the guy I was with, So I check these out
Speaker 1: as like scan it mate, you might get me in
Speaker 1: your ears telling you what today.
Speaker 3: Well myself for Jemmy Wells.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: So look out for those mindset QR codes and work
Speaker 1: out your most important body part.
Speaker 3: Your mind.
Speaker 4: Now it's time for yours, please, yours.
Speaker 2: Please brought you by leader home of.
Speaker 4: Five of them to get through this morning. First call
Speaker 4: of yours.
Speaker 6: Please get a magn it just on the tap market
Speaker 6: surely we can get one for some saldi to surpass.
Speaker 3: One hundred Test match sexes.
Speaker 6: He's got what seven innings to get six six sixes.
Speaker 3: I reckon you can get it done. I'd love to
Speaker 3: put a wee cheeky drop on that one. I don't
Speaker 3: mind that.
Speaker 1: Don't mean if he got two this morning, then he's
Speaker 1: looking at one in in Inx.
Speaker 3: But that's if he gets in. Should we ask car
Speaker 3: and TB and sports book.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see if we can get something on that. The
Speaker 1: sports book will be out later on today as well.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for the call. Another call here
Speaker 1: yours please?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you get our fellas just on the not leaving
Speaker 6: your beer mottels around the office. I think as we
Speaker 6: come into the festive season, people need to remember the
Speaker 6: parable of the slowest antelope. You know, it's the slowest
Speaker 6: antelope that gets eaten by the lines. It's fine a
Speaker 6: Christmas dude, get pursed. Do whatever you want. Don't be
Speaker 6: the don't be the story, don't be the drunkest, don't
Speaker 6: make the biggest mess, don't make the biggest you know,
Speaker 6: insult to the boss, and just cruise through. Everyone's talking
Speaker 6: about the drunkest guy, not the second drunkest guy. Hooru.
Speaker 3: That's the problem. They don't you don't know you're the
Speaker 3: drunkest till the morning. Yeah, that's the that's that's the
Speaker 3: great conundrum. Well, yeah, this is the problem.
Speaker 1: And also I would I appreciate the parable, but it's
Speaker 1: not the slowest antelope. It's the leader of the peloton
Speaker 1: as the one everyone talks about. It's the one who's
Speaker 1: way out in front. That's why you just got to
Speaker 1: sit right there in the peloton, in the pack draft
Speaker 1: off the back of someone else. But I would also
Speaker 1: say the other part of that is, once someone is
Speaker 1: quite clearly the story, you've got free rang absolutely like
Speaker 1: go helpful leather after there. But there will be a
Speaker 1: lot of people on new jobs. Particularly that's where it
Speaker 1: becomes hazardous. If you've been working there for a long time,
Speaker 1: it's sort of it's all right, you know, people have
Speaker 1: seen what you're capable of.
Speaker 3: But it's that first Christmas party. Yeah, stay away from
Speaker 3: the CEO, say that anyone you report to. Yeah, just
Speaker 3: just just give arms length.
Speaker 1: Yeah, stick with the people on your on your pay
Speaker 1: scale and you'll be fine. I'm sure we'll get to
Speaker 1: more fest of seasoned advice as the week's drag on.
Speaker 1: Towards the end, here another caller here yours.
Speaker 7: Can yeah, megan talking about the old Kevin durand board
Speaker 7: spot broadcast betting. That's fun, funny, I said. Another one
Speaker 7: of these fellas won some money on some fella doing
Speaker 7: the old scratch and sniff basketball pre three free throw routine.
Speaker 7: I reckon, you guys should run a little cheeky, little
Speaker 7: acc sports book. You have to be absolute nonsense and
Speaker 7: it'd have to be non monetary value. Three bears, three chips.
Speaker 3: Free, free free now mendel uh, Yeah, I have.
Speaker 1: I have talked to the BIT about this kind of
Speaker 1: shit quite often, and the biggest problem that they have
Speaker 1: is obviously for transparency issues, they need to have a
Speaker 1: real clear different definition of what it is that you're
Speaker 1: gambling on and what is like, how do we know
Speaker 1: that it's happened. That's why the scratch and sniff was
Speaker 1: such a squirrelly one, because it's like, now, what did
Speaker 1: he scratch?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Because it was quick.
Speaker 3: I think Also, I think there's some sort of legislative
Speaker 3: kind of issue around the TAB because TAB, technically owned
Speaker 3: by the government, have licensed it out to entain Australia
Speaker 3: to run it, but essentially it is the one and
Speaker 3: only betting platform in New Zealand, and I think to
Speaker 3: do comedy bets like what's the sex of the of
Speaker 3: Prince William's third child that kind of thing, or what's
Speaker 3: the weight of the child and that kind of that's
Speaker 3: kind of interesting. It actually doesn't sit within the current
Speaker 3: law of the tab and the New Zealand Racing Board
Speaker 3: and gambling, so there's a bit more squirrely shit going
Speaker 3: on around. They can't just go and make a odd
Speaker 3: up that's not sports related or backed by statistics or.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, because then they could pull
Speaker 1: the odds out of their ass.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So but in Trump's America, the Land of the Free,
Speaker 4: they can, Yeah.
Speaker 3: They can. In England's the same. In England, a guy
Speaker 3: won a bunch of money. He bet on his four
Speaker 3: year old playing for England in football and he put
Speaker 3: like one hundred pounds on and I think William Hill
Speaker 3: gave him some stupid odd yeah right, so in just
Speaker 3: some book. Yeah, some bookie gave him some odds and
Speaker 3: it came in and he won, you know, a couple
Speaker 3: of hundred thousand pounds. I like it. Yeah, that kind
Speaker 3: of stuff. That stuff, that's what they get to do
Speaker 3: over there. But here was still kind of still a
Speaker 3: little bit backwards and the fact that we now one
Speaker 3: and only bidding platform as government owned.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was just trying to think of what kind
Speaker 1: of future I could bet on myself. Like, I guarantee
Speaker 1: I'll have fifteen beers down by the time the sunsets tonight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's very No one's going to take those
Speaker 3: odds on twenty five, twenty four and a half go over.
Speaker 1: I'll beming made at do it. But then, okay, I
Speaker 1: think we've got two more, two more yours space.
Speaker 8: Hey, boys, you're talking about a conference or division system
Speaker 8: and super Rubia. There was in the mid twenty tens.
Speaker 8: It was an Aussie New Zealand and two SOFAFRAN conferences.
Speaker 8: And people keep complaigning because there was a fucking shit
Speaker 8: Aussie team that keep making it through to the semi
Speaker 8: finals because they were the best team on the worst conference. Anyway, No,
Speaker 8: I probably doesn't really because that was the time when
Speaker 8: Crusaders suck.
Speaker 3: I get it, but I mean that's what conferences do, though,
Speaker 3: you know, like I think you take with good with
Speaker 3: the bed.
Speaker 4: Also, like I know, we talked about it.
Speaker 1: Was it last year where it was some team made
Speaker 1: it into the Super Rugby Finals playoffs.
Speaker 4: And they had the rebels, wasn't that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And they had like a massive negative one loss record,
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's kind of called. They get into the playoffs,
Speaker 1: they inevitably get humped in the first round and it's
Speaker 1: basically a bye week for whoever plays them.
Speaker 3: It's not that bad.
Speaker 1: But also we just want the conferences so that we
Speaker 1: just play our own teams more.
Speaker 3: One last call to hear your space, gentlemen.
Speaker 5: There was a bit of chat, I think it was
Speaker 5: last week during the French game for a yellow card.
Speaker 5: What sort of cheer the players should be sitting on?
Speaker 5: I got to thinking, it's called a sunburn, right, or
Speaker 5: it used to be called a sunburn?
Speaker 3: So what sort of ben.
Speaker 5: Should they get? A ben? What sort of ben should
Speaker 5: they be sitting in? Throw that French riffer in the burn?
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, can oscar the grouch type bin would be good? Yeah,
Speaker 3: trash can and you just they hop in it and
Speaker 3: when you put the trash can lid on it, and
Speaker 3: when the tens up, you take the trash can lid
Speaker 3: off and they come out.
Speaker 1: They oscar the grouch out of the The referee runs over,
Speaker 1: but now with the new rule where they review it,
Speaker 1: they lift the trash head. Sorry mate, that's actually a red,
Speaker 1: and then they put the trash can back down there.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think it needs to be that because you
Speaker 3: can't wheelly. Bin's just a bit yeah, but too modern.
Speaker 1: I think it needs to be what about like a
Speaker 1: skip Oh yeah, too big, A.
Speaker 3: Little bit too big. I mean we talked about it
Speaker 3: should be more humiliating, like a toilet seat and you
Speaker 3: have to pull your pants down and sit on it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would say that the plastic Bunnings cheer is pretty
Speaker 1: humili Yeah, that's that's up.
Speaker 3: There may be a camp toer, like like a really
Speaker 3: small camp, like a puff Oh no camp hit like
Speaker 3: camping right yeah sorry, camping chip.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, I was just thinking like the ottoman over there.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no, no, no camp like so when you
Speaker 3: go when you go to camp?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, miscommunication, Yeah, no camping. All right, let's look
Speaker 1: this thing on the head. We will be recording the
Speaker 1: sports book straight after this, and other than that, we'll
Speaker 1: see you on Monday for another episode of the gender podcast.
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