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Speaker 1: The Matt and Jerry Show Get Indoor Project sorded with

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Speaker 2: Welcome twelve hours of funny from the Dunny. It's Radio

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Speaker 2: Hiraki and cotton salts. A day in Loun number two.

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Speaker 3: It's Not You and Jail Show sixty nine way.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Welcome along to the Madden Jerry Show.

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Speaker 5: Wednesday, the twenty sixth of June twenty twenty four. Today

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Speaker 5: is our day in lu number two, our second year running,

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Speaker 5: a twelve hour broadcast from the Bog. Good morning man,

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Speaker 5: how are you this morning?

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Speaker 4: Am I with us? Am I here? Yeah? Thank you?

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Speaker 4: You are here here. I'm going through my headphones. That's right.

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Speaker 4: As long as I'm here. Am I here?

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Speaker 5: You are absolutely here. Physically I'm looking at you. I'm

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Speaker 5: seeing you. You're here and we're sitting on plumbing, weel toilets.

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Speaker 5: You're on stage at the Empire Tavern to raise Awen.

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Speaker 5: It's for Bowcans in New Zealand.

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Speaker 4: This morning. A full day in lou from six am

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Speaker 4: to six.

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Speaker 1: Pm, six am to six pm on the So it's

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Speaker 1: quite good because it's talking yesterday. But I've got those

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Speaker 1: hemorrhoids and this cold seat is already really helping with them.

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Speaker 4: It's actually providing me quite a lot of relief.

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Speaker 5: I'm actually considering what you should possibly do is maybe

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Speaker 5: because at the moment we've got everything down, so we're

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Speaker 5: sitting on the sitting on the toilet, but everything's down. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: but maybe with the hemorrhoids, for you, the best way

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Speaker 5: to do it is to open everything up. YEA might

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Speaker 5: be sitting on the normal toilet, just the seat. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: but we've talked about.

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Speaker 1: That Pavlov dog situation where if you get in that

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Speaker 1: position then things can just kick in naturally. But look,

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Speaker 1: these are things that we can work out over the

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Speaker 1: next twelve hours on air.

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Speaker 5: It's right, we're going to be talking to a whole

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Speaker 5: lot of people sitting here on the Plumbing World toilets,

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Speaker 5: and you can be a part of it as well

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Speaker 5: by donating three dollars by texting lou to three double

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Speaker 5: seven nine, or you can visit dayanlu dot code and

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Speaker 5: z for larger donations.

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Speaker 4: It's going to be a great day here at the

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Speaker 4: Empire Tavern.

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Speaker 5: Lots to celebrate, lots to talk about, and the idea

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Speaker 4: Be having a laughed away the discussion around bow.

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Speaker 6: Cancer symptoms and that Conjerie Shaw.

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Speaker 5: Day and Loan number two, our second year running a

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Speaker 5: twelve hour broadcast from the Bog. We are sitting on

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Speaker 5: these plumbing World toilets, which I'm told, man, are not plumbed.

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Speaker 4: No, they're not.

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Speaker 1: Plumbed that we made last year. They're definitely not plumbed.

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Speaker 1: So just be aware of that throughout the day for

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Speaker 1: the next twelve hours. There are plumbed bathrooms just down

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Speaker 1: the pathway there. Hey, yeah, Jerry, what are we doing?

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Speaker 1: What the hell are we doing on the show to day?

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Speaker 5: Well, we're talking to a whole lot of people, and

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Speaker 5: in just a moment we're going to talk to Die Henward,

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Speaker 5: who is living with cancer and is a close friend

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Speaker 5: of ours and was the inspiration in a lot of

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Speaker 5: ways for what we're doing today. So we'll be chatting

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Speaker 5: to Die talking about his story because it's an interesting one.

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Speaker 4: Stain there as I'm looking at him right now, he's

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Speaker 4: sitting right in front of me, beside the notorious pants

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Speaker 4: man Joel Harrison.

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Speaker 5: He's blowing as a cast. But yeah, we'll be chatting

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Speaker 5: to Die. Wechanning to some other people from BEW Cancer

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Speaker 5: New Zealand. Also, I believe the Prime Minister's coming on

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Speaker 5: at some stage because there's an announcement about some new

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Speaker 5: drugs which a government of funding, which is good news

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Speaker 5: for people living with bow cancer.

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Speaker 4: So your lot coming.

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Speaker 5: A lot of things happening, and you can be a

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Speaker 5: part of this as well by texting lou to three

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Speaker 5: double seven nine and you instantly make a three dollars donation.

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Speaker 4: What's that number again? That number is three double seven

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Speaker 4: nine as my microphone working it is now, It wasn't briefly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's all we're just a few teething issues

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Speaker 1: as we as we start the day off at bloody

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the way it goes.

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Speaker 5: It's interesting actually because just before you came in there

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Speaker 4: Yeah it is in tent, and I thought for a

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Speaker 4: we got that. It got that sort of windy, did

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Speaker 4: it started doing that inside out sort of thing? All right, Well,

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Speaker 4: I think we were right, Well, we we'll go. We'll

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Speaker 1: We're under a pagola over in the corner. Yeah, I know,

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Speaker 1: are beside a pagola. We're between pargolas. Were opened to

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Speaker 6: And that and Jerry Shaw.

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Speaker 5: Today is Day and Loan number two, our second year

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Speaker 5: running a twelve hour broadcast from the bog. And it's

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Speaker 5: our great pleasure to welcome to the toilets here at

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Speaker 5: the Empire Taven the non plumped toilets.

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Speaker 4: Die Hen would welcome along die.

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Speaker 7: Look, it's a pleasure to be here. I would have

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Speaker 7: actually bought my traveling B Day if I knew, if

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Speaker 7: I knew I was coming in here and sitting on

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Speaker 7: the toilet, I've got a B day travel with that

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Speaker 7: I can plumb in myself, put it into many a

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Speaker 1: We're going to embrace the B Day in New Zealand Daily.

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Speaker 1: Well we were so far behind on the Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: I had.

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Speaker 7: I had quite a lot of my bow cut out

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Speaker 7: due to bow cancer, which is the reason I'm here.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, I moved to the B Day.

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Speaker 7: I started low end twenty four dollars one from Amazon,

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Speaker 7: and then I'm slowly working up the ranks and I'm

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Speaker 1: That a battery operated one were you have to add

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Speaker 1: the water. Is that a plumbed twenty four dollars a

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Speaker 7: No, so it's plumbed, but it's got no power. You

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Speaker 7: just turn it and it's just an ice cold jet.

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Speaker 4: Wow. Is it a hose? I mean, is that I'll

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Speaker 7: It's a hose element, It's definitely it's more a funneled

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Speaker 4: You were just in Japan, weren't you with your family?

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Speaker 4: So they are far advanced of us when it comes

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Speaker 7: I fact, they really have got the bathroom sorted, and

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Speaker 5: I think there's people that just traveled to Japan for that.

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Speaker 5: I think there's bathroom tourism because it's also a wet

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Speaker 5: the idea of the Japanese bathroom can.

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Speaker 5: Not a very high in my experience anyway. The main

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Speaker 5: For me, it's coming down around the mid rift in

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Speaker 7: For me, it's about a foot above the head.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, it's just getting the top of my quiff.

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Speaker 7: I feel like Japan was designed for me. I think

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Speaker 1: Actually, when we were over there, men Jeremy, he was

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Speaker 1: Too big, we can't any people freak.

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Speaker 4: Out in space for it.

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Speaker 5: Well, the other problem over there is that you've got

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Speaker 4: Now, if you're dangerously stiff and long like.

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Speaker 5: Me, you just there's no way I can get my

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Speaker 5: it's hopeless. So Die, thanks for coming along today. Pleasure

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Speaker 5: to be here, because in many ways you're the inspiration

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Speaker 5: great friend of ours, and of course you're living with

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Speaker 5: cancer at the moment, so we'll be chatting to you

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Speaker 5: about what's going on. Your story is a fascinating one

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Speaker 5: and I think your story is something that can really

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Speaker 7: And just seeing what went on love just seeing what

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Speaker 4: I do know you seem to be cutting out in

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Speaker 7: Coming here last year was a big thing because I

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Speaker 7: Dayan Lou twenty twenty three, got checkups and some of

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Speaker 7: So it's awesome that Hodeki you are doing this. And

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Speaker 7: Hodeki's got such a primo listenership that they know to

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Speaker 7: bit of a nudge to do some screening, that that

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Speaker 5: Well, some of the stats are quite alarming actually, I

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Speaker 5: mean eight New Zealand is diagnosed with bow cancer every day,

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Speaker 5: which is crazy. Three New Zealand's dying from bow cancer

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Speaker 4: But it turns out early detection is the trick.

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Speaker 7: And people think of it as an older person's disease.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 7: I was doing a sort of book talk and afterwards

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Speaker 7: I was meeting some people. These two like mid twenties

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Speaker 7: They're both stage four bow cancer. So it's not what

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Speaker 7: you think of as an old person's disease. It's tragically

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Speaker 7: affecting so many more young people. And it seemed the

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Speaker 7: So the thing is if you get onto that screening early,

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Speaker 7: you can actually there's a huge chance that won't bother

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's great to have you here. Die.

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Speaker 5: So we're sitting on the Plumbing World toilets. We're going

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Speaker 5: to be here all day at the Empire Tavern. You

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Speaker 5: can donate three dollars by texting loud to three double

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Speaker 5: seven nine, or you can visit Dayanelu dot co dot

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Speaker 5: nz for larger donations.

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Speaker 4: This is the Mat and Jerry Show.

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Speaker 6: Day and Lou and Mat Jerry Show Day and Loan.

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Speaker 5: Number two, our second year running a twelve hour broadcasts

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Speaker 5: from the bogs sitting on Plumbing World toilets at the

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Speaker 5: Empire Tavern to raise awareness for bow cancer New Zealand.

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Speaker 5: Imagine there's some positive messages coming in mat on the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, here's one that's just come through from Agent nine.

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Speaker 1: I'm one of those men who will never go for

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Speaker 1: a check up. Now, no matter how many shows you

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Speaker 1: guys do from the pub toilets, it seems like a

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Speaker 1: week flex for me from that guy. I mean, look,

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Speaker 7: There is quite a situation of women coming off the street.

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Speaker 7: Five shots of maduri leave some space at the top,

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Speaker 7: He's been an absolute icon of the car but he

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Speaker 4: Yeah? People turn very quickly, don't they. Yeah, they really do.

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Speaker 4: Morning, I enjoy.

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Speaker 5: Well, Matt was having some problems last year because with

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Speaker 5: Started to the body started to think that it needed

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Speaker 5: Do I tell us a little bit about how you

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Speaker 7: Well, for me, I discovered it was bleeding onto checked

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Speaker 7: There is only so much you can push. But now

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Speaker 7: Started in the bow, moved to the liver, which is

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Speaker 4: Indible. I just said.

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Speaker 1: A colonist could be about six months ago, I guess.

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Speaker 7: You feel great while you're doing it. There is nothing

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: My motto and life is never trust a man who

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Speaker 7: carries a flannel. I trust someone carrying a larger towel,

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Speaker 7: but anyone caring just a flannel, you've got to.

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Speaker 4: Look out for you pull a hanky out of it.

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Speaker 1: I've got another text here morning, lads, how do I

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Speaker 1: slap a doctor to order a colonoscopy? Asking a friend

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Speaker 1: who's showing symptoms? Cheers, boys, slap a doctor?

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Speaker 4: Is there? I guess what they're saying is, how do

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Speaker 4: you make sure the doctor sends you on to a colonoscopy?

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Speaker 7: This is a tough question. Violence is never the answer,

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Speaker 7: but we you do. You need to push, so I

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Speaker 7: would just really emphasize your symptoms, ask them, look, is

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Speaker 7: there another way we can screen for this that's not

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Speaker 7: a colonoscopy. Can I let you know there are a

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Speaker 7: couple of blood markers you can look at that could

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Speaker 7: then get you moving towards a colonoscopy, because what I had.

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Speaker 1: A colonoscopy was paid for by my health insurer. But

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Speaker 1: that's not obviously if you don't have health insurance. Health insurance,

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Speaker 1: what's the other part?

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Speaker 7: It goes through the public system. So although I did

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Speaker 7: have health insurance, I had my first colonoscopy through the

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Speaker 7: public system. And if you do push for it and

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Speaker 7: you do have symptoms, it's their responsibility to send you

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Speaker 7: because there's so much evidence that young people are suffering

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Speaker 7: from bowel cancer, So really push for it. And sending

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Speaker 7: all my love to your mate.

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Speaker 4: So I'm bleeding from the bottom.

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Speaker 1: Change of bowel motions, habits that come and go over

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Speaker 1: several weeks, anemia, severe persistent or periodic abdominal pain, a

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Speaker 1: lump or mass, and the abdomen tightness and loss of

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Speaker 1: ways for no obvious reasons. So if you've got those symptoms,

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Speaker 1: then repeat them at your doctor.

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Speaker 5: I guess what happens for a lot of people, and

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking about myself here, is that when you say

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Speaker 5: severe persistent abdominal pain. I mean, that's quite a broad symptom, really,

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Speaker 5: isn't it. I mean that could be that could be anything.

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Speaker 5: You might think that that might be something because of

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Speaker 5: something that you ate. And I'm guessing that sometimes die

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Speaker 5: as well. With the with the blood in your bowel

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Speaker 5: movements that a lot of people might have had a

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Speaker 5: big night on the booze or they may have not

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Speaker 5: been eating well leading into that, so people might just

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Speaker 5: pass it off as being that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but it is. It's with blood on the toilet paper.

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Speaker 7: It does become consistent, you know, and where it's happening

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Speaker 7: like two or three times a week, and then it

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Speaker 7: could be happening more. Just go and go and get

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Speaker 7: a checked. I mean I was always a go to

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Speaker 7: the GP guy. I know my GP. Well, you know,

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Speaker 7: I've always liked going and they're having a bit of

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Speaker 7: a check up, bit of a warrant of fitness once

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Speaker 7: a year.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's something that I guess The thing is as well,

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Speaker 1: is like if you're wrong and it's fine, then that's

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Speaker 1: a good thing. Like because sometimes we can get into

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Speaker 1: our heads that if we go along to the doctor

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Speaker 1: and it turns out that there's nothing that somehow we've

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Speaker 1: wasted someone's time, or that we should feel shame. Actually,

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Speaker 1: if you go to the doctor and it turns out

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Speaker 1: that you'll find then that's great result.

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Speaker 7: Exactly, that's a superb point because look it's not just

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Speaker 7: about you could get your prostate checked. You know, I'm

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Speaker 7: a big fan of the prostrate check and in fact

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Speaker 7: i'm usually pans down reversing into the room when my

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Speaker 7: name's called. It's you've just got to get checked out,

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Speaker 7: no matter what it's for. Get involved.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, this is Radio Haddock's Day and Loan number

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Speaker 5: two from the Empire Tavern, raising awareness for Balcanser, New

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Speaker 5: Zealand sitting on the Plumbing World toilet. So, as we

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Speaker 2: It's Radio Hiraki and Cotton Salt a day in Loon

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Speaker 2: number two.

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Speaker 5: Well it's got to be Matt and Jerry Radio.

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Speaker 3: Horacky hor weekday linings from six until night.

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Speaker 7: Listen Jerry.

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Speaker 5: Jod noting welcome along to the day and Loon number

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Speaker 5: two sitting on some plumbing world toilets here at the

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Speaker 5: Empire Tavern to raise awareness for bow cancer, New Zealand.

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Speaker 4: It's nice to have you with us this morning. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You can instantly donate three dollars by texting Lou to

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Speaker 1: pleasure to have betwixt us on a toilet.

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Speaker 4: The legendary Die Hendwood, good morning.

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Speaker 7: It's wonderful to be here. And what's going through my

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Speaker 7: mind is imagine if an actual men's public barthroom this

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Speaker 7: was the layout of the toilets.

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Speaker 4: I think you'd meet more people.

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Speaker 7: We had no barrier between and you just sit right

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Speaker 7: next to each other.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this is reminding me a little bit. I mean

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Speaker 5: not so much the toilets, but the idea of the

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Speaker 5: latrines from Mash where there would just be a plank

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Speaker 5: that would sit along sort of a four or five

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Speaker 5: meter plank, and then there'd be just holes behind you

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Speaker 5: and everybody would sit and have a bit of a

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Speaker 5: chat as they were going.

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Speaker 7: I loved a bit of Mash.

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Speaker 4: I feel very close to you too right now, sitting

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Speaker 4: on a toilet Sade. You're kind of vulnerable but also open.

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Speaker 7: And that's what men have got to be a bit closer,

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Speaker 7: don't they mean you've got to give each other a cuddle.

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Speaker 7: You've also got to go out there and get chick

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Speaker 7: don't get checked together, have colonoscopy parties or someone hold hands.

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Speaker 5: Just Radiour Haddock's Day in Loan number two from the

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Speaker 5: Empire Tavern raising awareness for.

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Speaker 6: Bow cancer News vand and that Benjeri Sha Day in.

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Speaker 5: Loon number two from the Empire Tavern sitting on some

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Speaker 5: plumbing World toilets, all for bow Cancer New Zealand this year.

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Speaker 5: Obviously it's about the shits and giggles having a laugh

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Speaker 5: to aid the discussion around bow cancer symptoms. And we

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Speaker 5: are replacing a commercial break each hour with a comedy

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Speaker 5: break to help lighten the discussion around the lou based checks.

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Speaker 5: And if you are in Auckland you can come down

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Speaker 5: to the Empire Tavern. We've got heaps of free cotton

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Speaker 5: softs toilet paper to give.

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Speaker 4: Away, double length three ply.

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Speaker 5: You can grab yourself some food as well.

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Speaker 1: So smooth this stuff it's great, made in New Zealand,

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Speaker 1: beautiful cotton soft.

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Speaker 4: I got a bunch of texts coming through here.

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Speaker 1: Hey, lads, love you work. I'm gonna direct this that

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Speaker 1: you die Hendrid.

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Speaker 4: Just have a question, how consistent is the blood on

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Speaker 4: the TP before you have to go and get checked?

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Speaker 4: Or you should go and get checked, guys.

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Speaker 7: So mine mine was probably you know, yeah, maybe say

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Speaker 7: you're going to the bathroom. Yeah, twice a day, and

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Speaker 7: it was happening about four times a week, and sometimes

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Speaker 7: it wasn't a lot. And the thing is when you google,

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Speaker 7: which you shouldn't google, just go and see your doctor,

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Speaker 7: it does say if it's bright red, you've got no issues.

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Speaker 7: But mine was bright red and I of had issues.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: What about if you're like Madden, you're just a really

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Speaker 5: vigorous wiper.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, see you've got you're in the danger zone and

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Speaker 7: potentially splitting yourself in half if you're much harder. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm using one of those sort of scrunchy Goldilocks kind.

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Speaker 7: Of oh you're yeah, well, segue out of it. Moved

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Speaker 7: to a scrub daddy first, maybe then a scrub mummy.

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Speaker 1: Well I find this quite offense that actually someone stetching

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Speaker 1: through on three for it three. I bet Jerry is

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Speaker 1: a folder and Matt is definitely a scruncher.

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Speaker 4: How dare you?

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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, I paid for my own colonoscopy eight hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars come came back clear.

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Speaker 4: I guess it's not cheap, but gave me peace of mind.

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Speaker 1: And when you consider the price you pay for other insurances,

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Speaker 1: it works out okay. And who wants to wait on

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Speaker 1: the public health system? But Die, you went through the

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Speaker 1: public health system, didn't you?

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Speaker 7: Yes? I did. I mean, in hindsight, maybe I should

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Speaker 7: have paid for one earlier and I wouldn't be in

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Speaker 7: the exact situation I am now. But the public health

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Speaker 7: system is there. Eight hundred bucks is still quite a

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Speaker 7: lot of people, a lot of money. You know, we're

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Speaker 7: rocking in a cost of living situation, so your GP

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Speaker 7: can refuge for you. But as we're saying, there is

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Speaker 7: other ways of screening. So do look up Bow Cancer

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Speaker 7: New Zealand, go to their website and you'll get all

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Speaker 7: the details.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I wonder, Dian, you'll be able to answer this.

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Speaker 5: Why don't we check everybody much much earlier?

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Speaker 4: Why would what.

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Speaker 5: Would stop everybody getting some kind of full body scan

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Speaker 5: at the age of like forty or something.

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Speaker 7: So I've got two questions on two theories on this.

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Speaker 7: I spoke to Colin go does the colonoscopies. He said

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Speaker 7: he could reckons he could get rid of ninety two

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Speaker 7: percent of bow cancer if he could give everyone a

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Speaker 7: colonoscopy at thirty and then South Korea you get exactly that.

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Speaker 7: You pay six hundred and fifty American dollars and you

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Speaker 7: get the colon lost by that goes down your throat

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Speaker 7: like the reverse colonos colonoscopy, a full body CT scan,

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Speaker 7: complete blood panels, and you get that at forty thirty,

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Speaker 7: forty fifty and sixty. So they run full prevention because

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Speaker 7: it's like this colonoscopy cost eight hundred bucks, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: But then if you kick the can down the road

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Speaker 7: and you're someone like me, I've used upwards of four

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Speaker 7: hundred thousand dollars worth of medical care so far. So

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Speaker 7: it's a thing of paying some front.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot of kolonoscopes. That's a lot of kolonoscopy's

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Speaker 1: four hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, is a situation where the more competition that would

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Speaker 5: be in the market as well. The more people that

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Speaker 5: were getting them, all of a sudden, a competitive.

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Speaker 4: Market would come up.

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Speaker 5: People would be doing more colonoscopes, possibly for cheaper.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I mean, sure you'd have a couple of cowboys out there,

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Speaker 7: but you would, but you definitely would have more access

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Speaker 7: to it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I know that that's the same thing that

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Speaker 5: happened when I had the snap.

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Speaker 4: I definitely went with the cowboy when I had the snup.

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Speaker 7: You're going to have some guy and new Lenno's just

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Speaker 7: got a GoPro on a hose.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of, we've got to another text three for three.

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Speaker 1: I've got tinatus at my back door. Would get you

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Speaker 1: a colonast could be a good chance to scratch that itch.

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Speaker 4: That must be tinya.

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Speaker 1: They may not tinators because if you're hearing a ringing

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Speaker 1: out of your backside, then that's a totally different thing.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: The key my answer to that would be just work

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Speaker 7: some lamasal on the situation for six days, then go

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Speaker 7: have your column, Oscar.

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Speaker 1: You don't need to trouble the health sector with the

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Speaker 1: tinure of the butthole.

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Speaker 5: The mat Pingerisher Day and Loan number two from the

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Speaker 5: or you can visit Dayanlou dot co do on and

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Speaker 5: Z for larger donations. And on Monday the Government committed

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Speaker 5: six hundred and four million dollars over four years in

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Speaker 5: extra pharmac funding and it covers up to fifty four

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Speaker 5: new medicines, including twenty six cancer drugs, some of which

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Speaker 5: are specifically used.

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Speaker 4: To help fight those with bow cancer.

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Speaker 5: On the phone to talk about that and what we're

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Speaker 5: doing today, Prime Minister Chris luxon morning, Prime Minister, how

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Speaker 5: come you're specifically targeting these drugs outside of Farmac.

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Speaker 8: Well, actually we're doing this through Farmak, so we're giving

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Speaker 8: Farmac the power to go off and purchase these fifty

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Speaker 8: four new medicines. As you said, twenty six of them

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Speaker 8: are cancer treatments, including for bell cancer. And it's really

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Speaker 8: quite cool because it's pretty unprecedented, it's pretty transformational. Investment's

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Speaker 8: going to make a big difference to a whole bunch

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Speaker 8: of kiwis fighting cancer. In fact, one hundred and seventy

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Speaker 8: five thousand people of that estimate in the first year,

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Speaker 8: so I'm really proud of it. So it's really good

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Speaker 8: that we're doing it, and it's entirely proferate because we

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Speaker 8: need to make sure we're backing kiwis that are in

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Speaker 8: a pretty tough fight now.

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Speaker 1: Bell cancer is a major issue in New Zealand. Do

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Speaker 1: you think the government could do more to educate people

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Speaker 1: to get checked if they experienced symptoms.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, look, I'm sure there's a lot more that we

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Speaker 8: can continue to do on education. A big part of

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Speaker 8: it though, is that we've got one of our big

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Speaker 8: cancer goals is that we want ninety see the patients

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Speaker 8: to actually receive cancer management within thirty one days of

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Speaker 8: the decision to treat them. So you know, that's one

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Speaker 8: of our big, big goals we want the system to

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Speaker 8: be focused around. We've done a bunch of things on

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Speaker 8: other cancers over the course of the last seven months,

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Speaker 8: but the key thing really is to make sure we

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Speaker 8: have these drugs available to people which gives them their

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Speaker 8: best shots. So that's been our real focus. But yeah,

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Speaker 8: of course we'll continue education campaigns as well.

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Speaker 4: Brothers.

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Speaker 5: Obviously, science moves pretty quickly in this area. It's a

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Speaker 5: research is there concern that by the time these drugs

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Speaker 5: are funded, medicine has moved on.

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Speaker 8: Well, the great thing is by doing it through farmac,

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Speaker 8: we actually hope to have these drugs flowing out from October,

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Speaker 8: and so many of them are actually oral treatments. We've

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Speaker 8: obviously got to keep an eye on drug efficacy and

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Speaker 8: what are better solutions for problems are that that patients

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Speaker 8: are encountering farmac do that job. They look at the

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Speaker 8: efficacy of the drug then constantly reappraising them. Our job

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Speaker 8: in New Zealand, I think is also to speed up

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Speaker 8: the registration of new drugs that are available international and

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Speaker 8: that's through an outfit call mid Safe and we just

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Speaker 8: want to make sure that they are moving as quickly

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Speaker 8: as their counterparts in Singapore and Australia and registering new trunks.

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Speaker 8: But then the next thing is then they've got to

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Speaker 8: go off and procure them and that's a whole process

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Speaker 8: and they do a very good sjob of that.

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Speaker 7: Good morning, Prime Minister Diehen with Victoria Universe. I haven't

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Speaker 7: seen you, Skriker Widdy. When a few of those sheep

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Speaker 7: ran into the little land and got trapped. I hope

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Speaker 7: you're having a good morning. Even to a guy does

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Speaker 7: colonoscopies and he reckon like, if he could give everyone

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Speaker 7: at thirty of colonoscopy, he could get rid of about

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Speaker 7: ninety percent of bowel cancer and save so much money

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Speaker 7: down the track. Is there any look at maybe just

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Speaker 7: making colonoscopies a bit easier to get for people, because

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Speaker 7: they're very hard to get at the moment.

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Speaker 8: Yeah. Look, and I think we've got major challenges and

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Speaker 8: health as you'd be aware of, and it's making sure

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Speaker 8: that we can when we do something like that, that

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Speaker 8: we actually got the resources and the workforce to be

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Speaker 8: able to support that. I hear what you're saying, die

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Speaker 8: because you certainly, living in the US, it was quite common.

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Speaker 8: It's certainly at forty five most people went off to

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Speaker 8: do a check and and I encourage anyone to do that.

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Speaker 4: But you're right.

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Speaker 8: I mean, we've got to continue to keep investing in healthcare.

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Speaker 8: We've put sixteen billion dollars I think in over the

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Speaker 8: next four years into health We've ended up putting another

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Speaker 8: one point eight billion into fund the corebett to pharmac

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Speaker 8: that weren't being funded. And we've put this investment in

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Speaker 8: as well. So yep, that's the whole point. If we

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Speaker 8: get a bigger economy, we can deliver better public services

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Speaker 8: and better health services as well.

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Speaker 4: So but yeah, it's right.

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Speaker 8: I mean, I just encourage anyone when you get over

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Speaker 8: certainly over forty, go to a colonoscopy.

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Speaker 5: Prime Minister, Just so you know, today we're doing Day

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Speaker 5: and Loan number two. We're sitting on plumbing world toilets

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Speaker 5: here at the Empire Tavern, raising awareness.

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Speaker 8: About vision Symphony, are mentioning U three in the loo.

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Speaker 8: So yeah, just telling me it's beautiful listeners, that's quite something.

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Speaker 5: Well, certainly this toilet seat sex you' staying to hurt

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Speaker 5: my my bum now.

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Speaker 8: But anyway, last week, can I tell you some very

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Speaker 8: cool Japanese toilets eat it painted seats, flush and the

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Speaker 8: day functions, Amazing toilets that all you've see those?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, we've been talking about that.

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Speaker 5: The problem is in this situation, these toilets are not plumbed,

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Speaker 5: Prime Minister.

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Speaker 4: So it's got to be very careful to make it,

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Speaker 4: be super careful, make some careful choices how you use them.

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Speaker 5: But you can, Prime Minister, donate three dollars by texting

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Speaker 5: lou to three double seven and visit Danelu dot.

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Speaker 4: Cot and a Z for larger donations.

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Speaker 5: So I'm assuming Prime Minister you'll be doing that later

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Speaker 5: on today.

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Speaker 8: Absolutely, yeah, no, Look, I just want to say congratulations

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Speaker 8: to you two and Die all the best of your

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Speaker 8: big fights. And I thank what you're doing as well.

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Speaker 8: And it's just a great initiative and just encourage everyone

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Speaker 8: to donate and get them behind and we'll keep doing

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Speaker 8: our but and I know there's always more to do,

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Speaker 8: but we'll keep working hard.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for your time this morning. He's on Prime Minister,

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Speaker 5: Chris Luckxon.

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Speaker 10: Matty Jeremy Wells The Leading.

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Speaker 3: Cheery Show.

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Speaker 4: Seven thirty three. Time for the latest news headlines.

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Speaker 5: Evacuations are underway and parts of Hawk's Bay and Gisbone

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Speaker 5: as heavy rain and strong winds hammer the region. A

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Speaker 5: state of emergency has been declared for parts of Hastings,

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Speaker 5: with around one hundred and forty homes asked to self

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Speaker 5: evacuate due to three breaches of the Homerwana Sea Wall.

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Speaker 5: Further north, the town of Tekaraka near Gisbon is cut

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Speaker 5: off in both directions. The number of middle aged and

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Speaker 5: older people using MDMA has gone up.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: New data shows between one and three percent of people

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Speaker 5: over forty five have used the drug in the past year.

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Speaker 5: It's the second most popular drug after cannabis.

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Speaker 1: That's a very small amount, between one and three percent

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Speaker 1: of admitting to have used the drug. I think, I

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Speaker 1: bet that's around fifty percent.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what's interesting people over forty five, So you would

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Speaker 5: have thought back in the day things have changed. Seventh

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Speaker 5: they so back in the day, you know, I'm talking

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Speaker 5: nineteen seventies, nineteen eighties, once.

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Speaker 4: You got into the forty five year old bracket.

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Speaker 5: You really were starting to move into middle age in

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Speaker 5: a completely different vibeer is now there as a forty

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Speaker 5: five year old doing very similar things sometimes to a

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Speaker 5: twenty five year old, Is that right?

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Speaker 1: Because in the seventies they would have been all the

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Speaker 1: swingers parties and all that kind of stuff where they

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Speaker 1: I guess they went on to mbumay, but they were

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Speaker 1: on something.

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Speaker 7: Look, you just google a forty five year old in

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Speaker 7: the nineteen seventies and they look about sixty two.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what was it?

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Speaker 7: Very haggard, smoking at a lot of darts, a lot

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Speaker 7: of whiskey.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think people I mean people didn't live for

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Speaker 4: as long.

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Speaker 1: I do think if you went around to someone's house

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Speaker 1: back in the day, they immediately poured you a drink

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Speaker 1: at any given time of the day and handed you

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Speaker 1: a cigarette.

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Speaker 4: That might have been what was happening.

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Speaker 5: And Shawney j is out of the Warriors NRL side

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Speaker 5: for at least the next four weeks. He's had a

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Speaker 5: flare up of an archilles injury he's been managing earlier

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Speaker 5: this season. With a buy falling in the next month,

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Speaker 5: he'll miss at least three matches, including this.

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Speaker 4: Saturday's game against the Broncos.

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Speaker 5: So just having a look at the tab odds here

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Speaker 5: for the match, Warrior's paying two twenty five this weekend

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Speaker 5: against the Broncos, Bronco's paying a dollar sixty five.

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Speaker 4: That's going to be a tough hue.

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Speaker 7: I'll be taking Warriors winning eleven to twenty points. Gamble responsibly, folks,

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Speaker 7: always know what you're gambling with.

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Speaker 5: So, Matt, last year you came up with a jingle

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Speaker 5: to publicize getting checked out by your doctor.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and this year I have come up with the

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Speaker 4: same jingle.

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Speaker 7: You know, recycling. It's the way forward.

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Speaker 6: The Matt and Jerry show, we are back.

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Speaker 5: It's the radio Hattack his day in lou Life from

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Speaker 5: the Empire Tevan, broadcasting all day from these plumbing world toilets,

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Speaker 5: and it's just interesting. We're just practicing their matts. I mean,

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Speaker 5: has it got a name, Matt?

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Speaker 4: The song it's called check it out, Jerry, check it out? Right?

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Speaker 5: Okay, We've got Milan from Pluto up here sitting on

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Speaker 5: the toilets with us now. And I was gonna say,

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Speaker 5: are we sure we want to go down the road

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Speaker 5: again with the song? I know last year it caused

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Speaker 5: some controversy. Theres one line particularly, I think it was

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Speaker 5: the first line.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've changed the first line because it was if

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Speaker 1: you're bleeding from your anus, check it out, check it out.

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Speaker 4: But we figured we'd.

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Speaker 1: Clean it up and now it's going to be if

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Speaker 1: you're bleeding from your bottom, check it out. And then

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Speaker 1: we're going to ease into it, and there's going to

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Speaker 1: be a key change in the third verse where we'll

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Speaker 1: bring in the bleeding from your anus. So we just

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Speaker 1: sort of ease people into that because I felt like

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Speaker 1: it was a bit confronting last year just going straight

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Speaker 1: in with the anus.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Milan, how do you feel about that? You're happy

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Speaker 5: with the change of LURC. Also, you're happy with the

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Speaker 5: key change.

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Speaker 4: The key change is definitely challenging, but I think I'm

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Speaker 4: want it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's we're really not scaffolding ourselves for

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Speaker 1: success adding and unnecessarily key change when I can hardly

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Speaker 1: hit the note to start with.

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Speaker 4: But look, should we give.

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Speaker 9: It to go?

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Speaker 4: And so we'll get you Milan. We'll get you to

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Speaker 4: run lead vocals in the second verse, Jerry, I want

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Speaker 4: you on BVS. We've got Ruda, can you can you?

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Speaker 1: John and Paul with Ruder over there because he can,

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Speaker 1: Because we've got two people on the stage that can sing,

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Speaker 1: Ruder and Milan, and then and then there's you and me.

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Speaker 4: Jia. I'll be I'll be very quiet. I'll be in

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Speaker 4: the background. Don't worry about that, all right, Okay, So

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Speaker 4: we really didn't seem to harmony or anything. I am, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I am trying one. Yeah, I can't hear it.

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Speaker 1: No, I heard it, And I know that you can

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Speaker 1: harmonize with some people, but harmonizing what I produced isn't

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Speaker 1: really a note.

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Speaker 4: So it's I'm harmonizing with the guitar. Okay, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: you stay with the guitar. Okay, we really really okay,

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Speaker 4: here we go. If you beaning from your bat and

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Speaker 4: check it out.

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Speaker 9: Check it out.

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Speaker 10: Change in your belt moments check it out.

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Speaker 7: Check it out and your metay check it out.

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Speaker 9: Check it out, check it out.

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Speaker 4: Loup around your stomach check it out. Check it out

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Speaker 4: and get it skinny.

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Speaker 6: Ti check it out.

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Speaker 7: Check it out.

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Speaker 4: Go and see your doctor. They'll check it out.

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Speaker 7: Check it out.

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Speaker 10: Check it out.

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Speaker 4: Love your ains, check it out. Check they're changing your numbers.

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Speaker 7: Check it out.

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Speaker 5: Check it up.

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Speaker 9: You check it up, check it up, check it check

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Speaker 9: check check check check it.

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Speaker 4: A Mat and Jerry Show.

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Speaker 5: That's today's our day and the number two thanks to

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Speaker 5: Bell Cancer New Zealand broadcasting life from the Empire Tavern

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Speaker 5: on the Plumbing World Tours.

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Speaker 4: How much better was that? It was better?

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Speaker 7: But once again the key change dead screw us for

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Speaker 7: a second year in a run.

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Speaker 1: It screwed me, that bloody teacher, that bloody Let's drop

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Speaker 1: it next year.

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Speaker 4: Yeah I think you're right. Yeah, thank you, Milan, thank you,

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Speaker 4: thank you. Sounding like an angel.

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Speaker 5: The Matt and Jerry Show, We've got Halle sprou Hi,

915
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Speaker 5: shutting up here on the Plumbing World toilets with us

916
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Speaker 5: at the Empire Tavern for a day in Low number two.

917
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Speaker 5: And what we're doing is we are getting rid of

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Speaker 5: ad brakes today, across the day, every hour, we're going

919
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Speaker 5: to get rid of an ad break and instead we're

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Speaker 5: going to replace it with gags.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to flash break. Yeah, your gag break.

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Speaker 1: So we've brought you in as a renowned comedian. And

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Speaker 1: of course you've run away from your your your breakfast

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Speaker 1: shaft to join us friends.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, some new radio boyfriends.

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Speaker 4: Rich and Vaughn. It'sd be nice to leave those guys.

927
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Speaker 5: And then it's almost like cheating, really in a funny

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Speaker 5: sort of way, but cheating on a toilet.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I am cheating on them. It's hot, actually yeah,

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Speaker 13: I quite like it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm liking it.

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Speaker 13: Happy to be here. I think they're thriving without that.

933
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Speaker 13: Maybe I won't go back. Do you guys want a

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Speaker 13: female voice on the show. I'm happy to be here.

935
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Speaker 4: Yeah, desperately need yeah great, yeah, a couple of wounds here.

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Speaker 12: It's got a new job.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so so how's this going to work? You're going

938
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Speaker 4: to read, You're going to read gags here.

939
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Speaker 13: Yeah, I've been handed some gags from your listeners. Okay,

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Speaker 13: they didn't trust i'd write my own good poog yeah,

941
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Speaker 13: crap gags.

942
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Speaker 12: Yeah, so they've given me some.

943
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Speaker 4: So you're sort of distant thing yourself in these gigs

944
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Speaker 4: just a little bit.

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Speaker 14: Yeah.

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Speaker 13: What I'm what I've done here is I've created somewhat

947
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Speaker 13: of a just for safety reasons.

948
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Speaker 4: Well, you're professional, so you can't be dying to that's

949
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Speaker 4: going to get.

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Speaker 13: Exactly not quite my humor. But I've been given a

951
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Speaker 13: whole page. But I've chosen four that I like, okay,

952
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Speaker 13: or one's got a funny story. But I can add

953
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Speaker 13: to editing a personal element. That's what I do on

954
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Speaker 13: the radio.

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Speaker 4: Okay. And so in this do you need us to do?

956
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Speaker 4: You need us to do anything in the situation? I mean,

957
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,760
Speaker 4: do you need to play? Sometimes?

958
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Speaker 12: Do you want to break? Do you want me to

959
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 12: just take over? Well you're asking.

960
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Speaker 4: Sometimes you need to, you know, to play a character.

961
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Speaker 4: Maybe we played the doctor character.

962
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Speaker 12: Or maybe it's not playing, it's play.

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Speaker 4: It's not like the coffee news.

964
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Speaker 12: How good is coffee news? Sometimes only to the injured heroes.

965
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Speaker 4: Sometimes it's plays involved in.

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Speaker 12: Okay, here's a joke from one of your listeners. They

967
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Speaker 12: wrote these okay, which.

968
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Speaker 13: Superhero saves the world by hanging around in bathrooms?

969
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Speaker 12: I can see the answer, ding ding ding ding ding.

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Speaker 13: Flush Flush Gordon.

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Speaker 4: That's good. Now.

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Speaker 13: My funny story with that is I once Flash Gordon's

973
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Speaker 13: one of my favorite films of all time, A massive

974
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Speaker 13: queen fan, And once me and my dad went to

975
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Speaker 13: hire a DVD that's how long ago this was of

976
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Speaker 13: Flesh Gordon, and we actually accidentally hired Flesh Gordon.

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Speaker 4: Oh, which I don't know if you know this true.

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Speaker 13: It's a pornography, yes, And it took I reckon fifteen

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Speaker 13: minutes for me.

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Speaker 12: And my dad to be like, this is not it?

981
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Speaker 13: Wow, So I did accidentally watch pornography of my father?

982
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Speaker 4: What was it? What was the was it full sex?

983
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Speaker 7: Eighties?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Leading into it?

985
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Speaker 12: Yeah, mount like that who was the.

986
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Speaker 4: Person who cared?

987
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Speaker 5: Was it your dad or you? That that drew attention

988
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Speaker 5: to the fact that maybe you were.

989
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Speaker 13: I think my dad would have happily watched the whole

990
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Speaker 13: film like it was sort of like, man, it is

991
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Speaker 13: it's quite a cramp pill, isn't it?

992
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Speaker 4: Overall?

993
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Speaker 13: And I was like I do not remember this, and

994
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Speaker 13: I've been watching it since I was a kid. Okay,

995
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 13: that's my little story. Okay, this is another one from

996
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Speaker 13: your listeners crap gags. The urge to sing the Lion

997
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Speaker 13: sleeps tonight is always just a whim away.

998
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Speaker 12: I like that.

999
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Speaker 4: That's actually pretty good. Yeah.

1000
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Speaker 12: What I love about a joke is it gets explained after.

1001
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Speaker 4: That's for me, I was explaining it to myself, really,

1002
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Speaker 4: I think as well.

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Speaker 5: The other thing is that some of these jokes are

1004
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Speaker 5: coming in from our listeners and some are coming in

1005
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Speaker 5: from Australian content direct.

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Speaker 4: With Plexi Campbell. Yeah right, I think that's a PEXI Campbell. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that's a plexy. It's a PEXI camera. Got got rakes

1008
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Speaker 4: of Pexi Campbell.

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Speaker 13: Okay, this is one that really I read it differently,

1010
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Speaker 13: so I'm going to read it the way that I

1011
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Speaker 13: read it.

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Speaker 12: I bought a wig from.

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Speaker 13: Fifty cent, which felt like a small price to pay. Now,

1014
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 13: the joke is actually I bought a wig four fifty cents,

1015
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 13: but I thought it was funnier to pitch buying a

1016
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Speaker 13: wig off of.

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Speaker 12: Famously a bald man.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, arguably the worst thrower in the history of humans.

1019
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,760
Speaker 4: What do you have seen him throw? Fifty?

1020
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Speaker 5: He threw a pitch, so he threw the opening pitch

1021
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,480
Speaker 5: at a game, at a ball game because you know

1022
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Speaker 5: the game, famous person to do it, and it was

1023
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,439
Speaker 5: the worst throw you've ever seen, like jacked.

1024
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Speaker 4: Though he's Jack, that was.

1025
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Speaker 1: But I think maybe he's one of those guys that

1026
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Speaker 1: gets so jacked that he can't do things.

1027
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Speaker 4: He can't look at his arm doesn't go up properly.

1028
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 1: Some people get so jacked they can't they can't wipe

1029
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Speaker 1: themselves with the cotton softs.

1030
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Speaker 13: You know you're two jecked when you've got to go

1031
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 13: through a doorway sideways.

1032
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, which I'm.

1033
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 12: Nearly there, so I'm pulling back on the lats.

1034
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 4: Hey, Hayley, thank you so much, thank you.

1035
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,399
Speaker 13: Do you know what just a little thing because we're

1036
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 13: talking about bowel cancer.

1037
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Speaker 12: I in getting checked.

1038
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,520
Speaker 13: I have IBS, right, and I so you get all

1039
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 13: these stomach issues and they give you a colon oscar

1040
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:33,400
Speaker 13: Bey to look to make sure that it's not something

1041
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Speaker 13: more dangerous like beow cancer. And I found out that

1042
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Speaker 13: I've got this serrated polyposis syndrome, which means I grow

1043
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 13: polyps at a rapid ray. And if I didn't get checked,

1044
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 13: you know what that turns into?

1045
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 12: What bell cancer?

1046
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 4: Wow?

1047
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 13: Oh wow, So you've got to go get checked because

1048
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 13: you never know what's happening in there.

1049
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 12: You could be growing things. I'm a mean green growing

1050
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 12: pollop machine.

1051
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 4: Wow.

1052
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 12: So's you've got to go get chick, chick, get chips

1053
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 12: in yep.

1054
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 4: Well that's the thing. And it's almost enjoyable getting check.

1055
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 4: I mean looking to the drugs and nice ventanyls.

1056
00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 5: It's a terrible well this is the thing, really very

1057
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 5: you get very chatty, no inhibitions.

1058
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Speaker 13: I told you know Ryan Philip Philip Philippe, the nineties actor.

1059
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 12: You know he's got a sort of a renowned member

1060
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 12: has it. Yeah.

1061
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 13: Well, when I woke up from my first colonoscopy, I

1062
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 13: was telling the nurse she's got to google Ryan for

1063
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Speaker 13: the place papers and she was like why and I.

1064
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,919
Speaker 12: Said, your fore and she did.

1065
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Speaker 5: Thank you so much, guys, radio listeners, Great Luck number

1066
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Speaker 5: two and Matt and Jerry Show Radio had his Day

1067
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Speaker 5: and Loan number two second year, running a twelve hour

1068
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Speaker 5: broadcast from the bog. We're sitting on plumbing wheel toilets

1069
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Speaker 5: on stage here at the Empire Tavern to raise awareness

1070
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Speaker 5: for bow cancer New Zealand, and you can donate three

1071
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Speaker 5: dollars by texting Lou to three double seven nine, or

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Speaker 5: you can visit Dayanlu dot coton and z for larger

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Speaker 5: donations and Die Henwood. A large part of what we're

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Speaker 5: doing this for and why we were doing this is

1075
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 5: because of you. You inspired us to do this, and

1076
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 5: thank you so much for coming in for the last

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Speaker 5: couple of hours.

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Speaker 7: It's been a pleasure to be here. I'm actually off

1079
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Speaker 7: now to get results of a scan, which dictates what

1080
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Speaker 7: sort of happens next for me. So I have a

1081
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Speaker 7: thing in the cancer world called scan anxiety. I've been

1082
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Speaker 7: having a lot of anxiety over the last couple of days.

1083
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Speaker 7: It looks like I'm well. I definitely am going into

1084
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Speaker 7: some sort of treatment shortly. And I must say I've

1085
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Speaker 7: been robbed by a lot by cancer. I've been robbed

1086
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Speaker 7: emotionally and it costs a lot to get through, so

1087
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Speaker 7: I can't work often. So I instead of a give

1088
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Speaker 7: a little, I'm doing a big stand up gig next

1089
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Speaker 7: week at sky City Theater. I'm along with Justine Smith

1090
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 7: and Courtney Dawson. I'm just going hard out I'm doing

1091
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Speaker 7: an hour of my favorite comedy, so come along and

1092
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Speaker 7: join me because I'm trying to sell it out so

1093
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 7: I've got a bit of cash to get through treatment.

1094
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Speaker 7: You can go to Laugh with Die d Ai Laugh

1095
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Speaker 7: with Die dot com to pick up tickets. But thanks

1096
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Speaker 7: for having me boys.

1097
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Speaker 4: That's a fourth of July. Is that gig? Yeah? Fourth

1098
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Speaker 4: of July July Independence Day? Yeah?

1099
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Speaker 7: Is that New Zealand American Independence.

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Speaker 4: American Indepens Day and my sister Imogen's birthday. So it's

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Speaker 4: a huge night for me. I'll be coming along to celebrate.

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Speaker 7: Love it well.

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Speaker 5: Thank you so much for coming Die, best of luck

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Speaker 5: with everything as always, and I think what you're doing

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00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 5: is amazing. I think you know, sharing your stories and

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Speaker 5: stuff that's helping a lot of New Zealanders and so

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Speaker 5: thank you very much for giving of yourself so generously.

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Speaker 4: It's a great thing.

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Speaker 7: And everyone, no matter what situation you're in, out there,

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Speaker 7: stay optimistic. My motto has been optimism won't cure me,

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Speaker 7: but pessimism will kill me, So get out there. It

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Speaker 7: applies to the warriors as well, to be honest, get

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Speaker 7: out there and keep a smile on your face no

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Speaker 7: matter what adversity.

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Speaker 1: You're in love, you die, love you so inspiration die

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Speaker 1: here but thank you so much.

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Speaker 7: Thanks Dan.

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Speaker 2: Well. Film twelve hours of Funny from the Jolly It's

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Speaker 2: Radio Hiraki and Cotton Sauce. A Day in louon number two.

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Speaker 3: If you get gotten, jerm, I'm not a crazy.

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Speaker 4: Thoo.

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Speaker 5: Nice to be company this morning on the Mad and

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Speaker 5: Jerry Show for Radiohadaches Day in Loan number two, broadcasting

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Speaker 5: here from the Empire tab An on stage sitting on

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Speaker 5: some plumbing world toilets non plumbed to raise awareness for

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Speaker 5: bow cancer New Zealand. And you can instantly donate three

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Speaker 5: dollars just by texting loud to three double seven nine,

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Speaker 5: or you can visit dayan lou dot codt NZ for

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Speaker 5: larger donation.

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Speaker 4: How are you going this morning, Jerry? I'm going well, I'm

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Speaker 4: feeling quite good on this toilet.

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Speaker 15: Now.

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Speaker 1: I've got a pillow actually, so, I guess I'm kind

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Speaker 1: of it's a bit of a sellout to get the pillow.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if we're really gonna do it and keep

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Speaker 1: it real, we'd be have the the flaps up and

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Speaker 1: just raw dogging it on the porcelain.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm the let's just say that the Kutschen here

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Speaker 5: has made a huge difference.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because before that, I've actually been.

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Speaker 5: On a bike recently, oh yes, stationary bike, doing a

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Speaker 5: little bit of exercise, and as a result, my tailbone,

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Speaker 5: oh yeah, has been slightly bruised.

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Speaker 4: And so it was quite tough early doors.

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Speaker 1: I'll ever forget that time you came into work and

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Speaker 1: your seat had come off your bike when you were

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Speaker 1: riding into work, and then and then the pole under

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Speaker 1: the seat that God had made its way into your backside.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So I was riding along on my BMX there up

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Speaker 5: out of the seat and then I went to sit

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Speaker 5: down and the seat came off as I was sitting

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Speaker 5: down onto the seat.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, I was very lucky.

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Speaker 5: That that that bit that goes up from your seat, yeah,

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00:51:35,719 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 5: just happened to strike me just maybe three or four

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Speaker 5: centimeters away from where it actually could have done some serious, serious,

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Speaker 5: serious damage.

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Speaker 4: That was a great day, Yeah, it was a great day.

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Speaker 5: Up next, we're going to be chatting to Victoria Thompson

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Speaker 5: from Bowcans in New Zealand. Of course, you can donate

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00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 5: three dollars by texting loud to three double seven nine

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00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 5: or visit daynloud, dot, codon and Z for larger donations.

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Speaker 5: Radio attockies Day.

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Speaker 6: And Load number too than Matt and Jerry.

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Speaker 5: Shaw radio heading his Day and Low number two raising

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Speaker 5: awareness for Bow Canson, New Zealand. Here at the Empire Tavern,

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Speaker 5: sitting on Plumbing World toilets, and right now we're joined

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Speaker 5: by New Zealand Beal Cancer Nurse Support Coordinator Victoria Thompson.

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Speaker 5: Welcome to the Empire tabin. Welcome to Dan Lou Victoria,

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Speaker 5: thanks very much.

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Speaker 11: It's really nice to be pure, nice and bright and early,

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00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 11: and I think the sun might be shining outside.

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Speaker 5: This is the first time you've broadcast from a toilet.

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Speaker 11: I will admit I was here last year sitting on

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Speaker 11: as similar as contraption.

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Speaker 5: Is this one more comfortable or less comfortable than last year?

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Speaker 5: We've got pillows this time around.

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Speaker 11: We do, which makes them much more comfortable, although there's

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Speaker 11: quite a bit of petting there to protect anyone.

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Speaker 1: So what's your key message at bow Canson, New Zealand.

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Speaker 11: I think one of the key ones is making sure

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Speaker 11: people know what to look for they want. We want

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Speaker 11: to make sure that people are getting in to see

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Speaker 11: their GP to get symptoms and shoes checked out quickly

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Speaker 11: and as soon as they kind of notice them.

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Speaker 5: Because how prevalent is bow cancer and New Zealand Victoria.

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Speaker 11: It's incredibly prevalent. We have around three thy three hundred

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Speaker 11: diagnosed every year, so that's a lot of people. And

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Speaker 11: when you're considering that, it's around about between twelve and

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Speaker 11: thirteen hundred people dying every year. If you put that

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Speaker 11: in context, it's kind of the same numbers as if

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Speaker 11: the deaths from breast cancer and prostate are combined. So

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Speaker 11: that's a lot of people dying when they possibly don't

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Speaker 11: even need to.

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Speaker 1: So when we look for the symptoms for people to

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Speaker 1: look out for, you've got your bleeding from your bottom,

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Speaker 1: you get your change of your bowel, motions, habits that

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Speaker 1: come and go over several weeks.

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Speaker 4: Your anemia. What's anemia is that when you're just is

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Speaker 4: that a lowering of the iron.

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Speaker 7: That's right, Yeah, it is.

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Speaker 11: It's when your iron levels get really low, and it

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Speaker 11: can cause things like being really tired even though you've rested.

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Speaker 11: It can cause you be a little bit short of

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Speaker 11: breath and restless legs.

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Speaker 4: Oh, restless legs. Restless legs, it's terrible.

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Speaker 5: I noticed that he's got restless legs because he's been shaking.

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Speaker 5: These toilets have been choking. The stage has been shaking well.

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Speaker 1: Last year when we did this, when you joined us

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Speaker 1: last year, I was on stage and I was reading

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Speaker 1: through the symptoms, and then about halfway through, in fact,

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Speaker 1: I was singing a song about symtms, and I was saying,

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Speaker 1: I've got these symptoms. So when I got myself checked

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Speaker 1: and got a colonoscopy and everything was fine, and I've

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Speaker 1: gotta say I quite enjoyed the klonoscopy. Severe persistent or

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Speaker 1: periodic abdominal pain. So severe and persistent or periodic abdominal plane.

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Speaker 4: What's that? Is that? Is that sharp pains? Is it aches?

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Speaker 11: It's often those really sharp pains. You know, there's a

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Speaker 11: reason why babies cry when they had colic. So it's

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Speaker 11: that real, almost like a stabbing kind of pain. And

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Speaker 11: it can be anywhere along from like the right hand side,

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Speaker 11: right the way across and then down through the left

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Speaker 11: hand side as well. So yeah, anything that's really stabbing,

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Speaker 11: and it can come and go, it can be quite intermittent,

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Speaker 11: and so it's really hard to kind of say it's

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Speaker 11: definitely this or something else.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, So moving down the symptoms, a lump or

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Speaker 1: mass in the abdomen so you're feeling is it's the

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Speaker 1: lower abdomen.

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Speaker 11: It can be anywhere along So I mean your bow

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Speaker 11: goes from the bottom right right down by your groin,

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Speaker 11: all the way up beside underneath your rib cage, and

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Speaker 11: then down the other side, and now at the other end.

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Speaker 1: Anything any lump in that whole wide region, and the

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Speaker 1: other one is tiredness and loss of weight.

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Speaker 4: For no obvious reason.

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Speaker 5: Victoria, I'm just looking up here at assignments just in

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Speaker 5: front of me, and it says bowl cancer is curable

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Speaker 5: in more than ninety percent of cases if caught early.

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Speaker 5: And for some reason, that statistic shocks me. So ninety

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Speaker 5: percent of cases I caught early?

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Speaker 4: Should we be.

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Speaker 5: More people should be getting colonoscar beyes, more people should

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Speaker 5: be getting tested.

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Speaker 11: It would be great to see everybody getting tested and

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00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 11: having those kind of screening things kind of done, doing

1249
00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:01,440
Speaker 11: sort of stall tests or anything like that. Kolonosky's going

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00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 11: to always be your gold standard. But yeah, when it's

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Speaker 11: called it those really early stages when polyps are only

1252
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 11: just starting to turn, or when tumors are at that

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Speaker 11: stage one or stage two. That's when you can get

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Speaker 11: it and cure it and people can go on and

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Speaker 11: live their normal lives as if they've never had it before.

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Speaker 4: Are you looking for one of these symptoms of all

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Speaker 4: of these symptoms or some of these symptoms, like like,

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Speaker 4: so if you've got one of those symptoms, should you

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Speaker 4: still go to the doctor?

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Speaker 11: Absolutely? Yeah. They often look at a picture so that

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00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 11: they're often looking to say, well, yes, you've got bleeding.

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Speaker 11: So have you noticed that you're more tied of than normal?

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Speaker 11: And you may just kind of when you look back,

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00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 11: start thinking, but yeah, any of those one symptoms, get

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Speaker 11: it checked out.

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Speaker 5: We're talking to Victoria Thompson from Bowcancer, New Zealand. Victoria,

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Speaker 5: is this a disease? Is this a cancer that affects

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Speaker 5: unhealthy people?

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Speaker 12: Yes?

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Speaker 11: Unfortunately, it also affects very healthy people. What we're hearing

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Speaker 11: more and more is that it's the young, fit, healthy

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Speaker 11: people of any age that are kind of getting it.

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Speaker 11: People that have eaten really well, they exercise, they're out

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Speaker 11: there doing their things. So it's not just people that

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Speaker 11: are you know, kind of already unwell, although that might

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Speaker 11: increase your risk, but it's also you know, just us

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Speaker 11: normal everyday people that are out there minding our own business.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. So any of these symptoms that you concerned about

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00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 4: and you come across home, so then you just ring

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Speaker 4: up your GP.

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Speaker 1: You go to your GP, you explain your situation. Do

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00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 1: you say that you want to have a colonoscopy? Do

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00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: you say that you want to move it forward?

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Speaker 4: Is that? Is that the way to approach your doctor?

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Speaker 11: Get them to do some basic tests first, you know,

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Speaker 11: get them to look at like your blood levels and

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Speaker 11: things like that. So get some basic things done first.

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00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 11: If it's still not kind of progressing and you feel

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00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 11: like it's not being listened to or heard particularly well,

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Speaker 11: then you go back and push for something further to

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Speaker 11: be done. Colonoscopies are great if you can get one

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Speaker 11: done privately. Most health insurance will cover them as well.

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00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,800
Speaker 11: And there's also other kind of tests out there that

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Speaker 11: can be done, and that information is on our website

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Speaker 11: if anyone needs it.

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Speaker 4: Victoria.

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Speaker 5: If there's one message that you want people to hear

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Speaker 5: today who are listening, what would that message be?

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Speaker 11: Don't die of embarrassment. People die of bow cancer. Don't

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00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 11: dive of embarrassment. Your GP's heard, seen, been around bottoms

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Speaker 11: and butts since they started. Don't be embarrassed. Go in

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00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 11: and talk to them. If you're concerned about anything, it

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00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 11: doesn't matter if it's a gut feeling or whatever that

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00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,680
Speaker 11: actually is. Go in and get it checked out.

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Speaker 5: Victoria Thompson from Bow Cancer New Zealand, thank you so

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00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 5: much for coming in. You're welcome, Thanks for chatting to us.

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Speaker 5: Best of luck with everything.

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Speaker 11: Thanks very much.

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Speaker 6: The Matt and Jery Shaw.

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Speaker 5: Second year running a twelve hour broadcast from the plumbing

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Speaker 5: World toilets on stage here at the Empire Tavern to

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Speaker 5: raise awareness for bow cancer, New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: Just checking to you, and I see that you haven't

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Speaker 1: text lou to three seven seven nine and donated three

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Speaker 1: dollars yet.

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Speaker 4: Now you're right, I haven't it. You haven't sort of

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Speaker 4: been busy. Yeah, I just I don't want to. I

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Speaker 4: don't want to shame you publicly about it, but I

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Speaker 4: have have you No, I wantouldn't do it now, yeah,

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Speaker 4: exactly see, So.

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Speaker 1: Just doing it on such a texting and let's donates

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Speaker 1: an immediate three dollar donation.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So three seven seven nine is the number two three.

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Speaker 1: Seven seven nine okay, and Lou is about lo boom.

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Speaker 4: There have done it. That's three bucks from me. Easy

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Speaker 4: thing to do. That's an easy thing. I have it.

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Speaker 4: How good am I? What a great person I am?

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Speaker 4: How virtuous I am? I don't know why, but I'm

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Speaker 4: just having a look here at the screen, and it

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Speaker 4: seems to have bounced three dollars. Yeah, it has. Actually

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Speaker 4: you don't have the funds.

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Speaker 5: So this year it's all about shits and giggles for

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Speaker 5: our day in Lou number two, having a laughed away

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Speaker 5: the discussion around bow cancer symptoms, and we're going to

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Speaker 5: be replacing a commercial break each hour with the comedy

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Speaker 5: break to help light the discussion around Lou based checks

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Speaker 5: and Mel Brace was going to join us set around

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Speaker 5: about quarters to nine this morning.

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Speaker 4: I can see her right now. She's having a coffee

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Speaker 4: just meters away from us. There she is, superstar Mel

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Speaker 4: Bracewell coming in for some jokes that she didn't write. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: so I noticed the same with Halley Sprashy.

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Speaker 1: Distances massively from those jokes and in from our listeners

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Speaker 1: and our content director Pixie Campbell.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So if you're in Auckland, you can join us here

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Speaker 5: at the Empire Tavern. We've got heaps of free cotton

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Speaker 5: soft toilet paper to give away.

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Speaker 4: That's the double length three blind.

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Speaker 5: We're going to be broadcasting here all day from six

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Speaker 5: am this morning till six p m. And Matt and

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Speaker 5: Jerry Show met Jerry Show on Radio Hadicke, Today's Radio

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Speaker 5: Hattocki's Day and Lou number two sitting on Plumbing World

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Speaker 5: toilets here on stage at the Empire Tavern to raise

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Speaker 5: awareness for Balcanson New Zealand. I see Matt that three

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Speaker 5: dollars donation has gone through, So if you transferred some funds.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just flipped some funds over there, and I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna you know, I'm gonna do another one.

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Speaker 4: So now I'm two. I've done two jur and you've

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Speaker 4: done none none done nations.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I'll just see you going there.

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Speaker 4: Three double seven ninety. This one's bounced as well.

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Speaker 5: So I think you need to put in more than

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Speaker 5: whatever you put three dollars you transfer three dollars.

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Speaker 4: Into I only have a like to run more than

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Speaker 4: three dollars in my active account just so it just

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Speaker 4: just to stop scams. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So today, in a lot of ways was inspired by

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Speaker 5: our friend Die Henwood and the struggles that he's been

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Speaker 5: having with bow cancer that started with bow cancer, and

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Speaker 5: his story I found to be massively inspirational. Yeah, And

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Speaker 5: I think the main thing, the main thing that we

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Speaker 5: want people to take away from today is that if

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Speaker 5: you have any of the symptoms we've been talking about

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Speaker 5: this morning. Might be blood in your stools, might be

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Speaker 5: abdominal pain, it might be a change in the frequency

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Speaker 5: that you go to the toilet.

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Speaker 1: It might be anemia, severe posistant or periodic abdominal pain,

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Speaker 1: a lump or mass, and the abnomen tightness and loss

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Speaker 1: of weight for no obvious reason. If you've got any

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Speaker 1: of these symptoms and go down to your GP and

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Speaker 1: discuss it with them.

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Speaker 4: There's no shame in getting these things checked out.

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Speaker 5: And of course that's stat as well that we're talking

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Speaker 5: about before with Victoria Boll. Cancer is curable in more

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Speaker 5: than ninety percent of cases if caught early, but unfortunately

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Speaker 5: it is the second most prevalent cancer amongst New Zealanders.

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Speaker 1: As Victorious said, don't die of embarrassment because if you

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Speaker 1: actually go to the doctor, like I think a lot

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Speaker 1: of us fear, like if we go to the doctor,

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Speaker 1: and they say there's nothing wrong. We feel it embarrassed,

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Speaker 1: but that's actually a positive thing. If you go to

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Speaker 1: the doctor and get checked out and they say no,

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Speaker 1: this is this is fine, then that's good.

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Speaker 4: That's what you want.

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Speaker 1: We don't have to have four legs missing before we

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Speaker 1: go to see the doctor.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, Matt Heth, Jeremy Wells The mad In Cherry.

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Speaker 5: Show thirty three on the Mountain Jerry Showtime for the

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Speaker 5: latest newspaper ones. A state of emergency has been declared

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Speaker 5: in several parts of Hawk's Bay as heavy rain and

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Speaker 5: strong winds hit the region. Wider or A Mayor Craig

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Speaker 5: Little says the wide or A River is rising rapidly

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Speaker 5: and hundreds of homes are being evacuated. A state of

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Speaker 5: emergency has also been declared for parts of Hastings Warrias

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Speaker 5: halfback Sean Johnson has responded to social media criticism as

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Speaker 5: he prepares for at least a month out with injury.

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Speaker 5: A thirty three year old has been the subject of

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Speaker 5: what he describes as savage posts in the wake of

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Speaker 5: the club's equal heaviest defeat at the weekend.

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Speaker 1: I thought what he said was pretty brilliant. Actually, he's

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Speaker 1: not winging about it. He's just pointing out some stuff.

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Speaker 1: I've got the post here from Shawny j. Just like you,

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Speaker 1: I see comments, and damn some of you are savage.

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Speaker 1: If you're one of those who find comfort in slamming

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Speaker 1: others online, I hope everything is okay. Your words don't

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Speaker 1: carry weight this time around, but they could for the

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Speaker 1: next person you choose to spew your negativity on. Think

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Speaker 1: before you type. On the other hand, to those who

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Speaker 1: have checked in or sent a message, I appreciate you.

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Speaker 4: Perspective is key.

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Speaker 1: I'm at a stage where eighty minutes doesn't define me

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Speaker 1: like it wants to still get to live a pretty

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Speaker 1: cool life with the best people in it. Short, Paul

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Speaker 1: Johnson won't be on the field for a bit. I'm frustrated,

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Speaker 1: but we'll be doing everything to get back to the

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Speaker 1: level I know I can. Oh Shawney Jay Wise words

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Speaker 1: from the Man.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that line.

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Speaker 5: If you're one of those people who find comfort and

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Speaker 5: slamming others online, I hope everything is okay.

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Speaker 4: Some of the comments were pretty brutal. That's a that's

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Speaker 4: a great line.

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Speaker 1: If you're one of those who find comfort and slamming

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Speaker 1: others online.

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Speaker 4: I hope everything is okay. That is, that is beautifully magnanimous.

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Speaker 5: Well, also it's a tough thing for him. I mean,

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Speaker 5: any of those people who are slamming him online, are

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Speaker 5: any of them as good as something? Not a scraperson

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Speaker 5: is even like a hundred No.

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Speaker 4: That's right. You've got to be aware of what you

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Speaker 4: are when you're when you're.

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Speaker 1: Trying to take down gods like Shawney James and Radio.

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Speaker 5: Hudeck is proud to present the Summer Concert to A

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Speaker 5: twenty twenty five featuring Cold Chisel, Ice House, Beck, Wronger

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Speaker 5: and Ever Clear playing in Queenstown, Topor and Fits Younger

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Speaker 5: in January.

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Speaker 4: Details on the gigs page at Hurdeck dot Coda n Z.

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Speaker 5: And we've got Jimmy Barnes actually on the Daily Bespoke podcast.

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Speaker 4: Tomorrow Mane's Barnsey. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Hoping to get Ivor Davies as well from Icehouse next week.

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Speaker 5: Your favorite singer of all time.

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Speaker 4: I love iv Davies. I loves here. I love the

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Speaker 4: fan in his face, I love the billowy white shirt,

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Speaker 4: I love the hits. Oh either Davies. What a great Australian.

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Speaker 2: A day in lou time to flush another commercial break

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Speaker 2: for a comedy break.

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Speaker 5: It is Matt and Jerry Show Day and Loue number

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Speaker 5: two a second year running a twelve hour broadcast from

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Speaker 5: the Bog thanks to Plumbing World. Also thanks to Cotton

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Speaker 5: Soft toilet paper, and you can instantly donate three dollars

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Speaker 5: by texting lou to three double seven nine or visit

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Speaker 5: dayanlu dot Codd and Z for larger donations. And Mount

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Speaker 5: Bracewell joins us on the toilet friend.

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Speaker 4: Of the show.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, what a dream to be here on a toilet.

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Speaker 4: You're here to be, You're here to be. I worked here,

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Speaker 4: you didn't used to sit on the toilet when although

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Speaker 4: there is a toilet studio, but be from last year

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Speaker 4: still we've let me from last year's down the loo.

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Speaker 4: There's still a toilet in there. Wow, unplummed. No, it's

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Speaker 4: not good. It's unplumbed. But someone has used it. Yeah, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 4: yeah it was Jason Hoyt. You got confused one day

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Speaker 4: during the big show and used it. And no one'sone's

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Speaker 4: too scared to look in there. Yeah that's right.

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Speaker 5: I think it's not part of the cleaner's remit to

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Speaker 5: clean that particular toilet, so.

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Speaker 4: They'll leave that alone.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, you don't want to look in the side of

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Speaker 5: that toilet. Now people had shut myl Braceil.

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Speaker 1: You've taken a couple of moments out of your incredibly

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Speaker 1: busy career to come here and support this cause, and

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Speaker 1: thank you so much, and understand you're gonna be funny

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Speaker 1: on the duney And I know you're a huge fan

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Speaker 1: of puns.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 15: We did talk during that song about how much we

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Speaker 15: are puns. They're barely jokes. And then you look at

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Speaker 15: what the name of this.

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Speaker 7: Day in Loup.

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Speaker 15: The entire concept of this show is the pun.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. And then I handed you some cans before and

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Speaker 4: then you're like, I'm sitting on the can and we

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Speaker 4: cracked up, and Jerry made some blue jack about cans,

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Speaker 4: and well, I must heard you.

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Speaker 5: I just had sort of one air listening out there

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Speaker 5: and then one here somewhere else, and I thought you're

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Speaker 5: talking about something else, completely different.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, mel.

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Speaker 5: In front of you, you have a whole lot of

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Speaker 5: gags that have been sent in by our listeners. Some

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Speaker 5: also have been crowbat in there by Pisi Campbell. Our

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Speaker 5: Australian content director. Okay, but we're doing this to replace

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Speaker 5: ad breaks, So we're going to replace one ad break

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Speaker 5: in our and and you've got a list here.

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Speaker 4: Have you've chosen some.

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Speaker 12: That noticed a couple? Yes, there are.

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Speaker 15: There are a lot of puns in here.

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Speaker 4: As a professional comedian, do you want to distance yourself

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Speaker 4: from these jokes?

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Speaker 12: A distance?

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Speaker 15: I did not write these jokes. Actually, Hailey Sprown wrote

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Speaker 15: these jokes.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and Harley Sproul wrote her jokes. She came in

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Speaker 4: before and said she didn't write Yeah, yep, yep.

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Speaker 15: This one caught my eye because again, as soon as

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Speaker 15: you unpack upon more than just the sentence, it doesn't

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Speaker 15: really add up.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna I'm going to read.

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Speaker 15: It to you guys as I assume it was written.

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Speaker 15: How does Celiac Germans greet each other?

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Speaker 4: Sliac Germans.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, you are looking at the page, so you don't know.

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Speaker 12: This is a problem.

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Speaker 7: Gluten tart.

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Speaker 15: Okay, you unpack it, you don't know.

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Speaker 12: They go gluten free time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, this is the problem. Yeah, that's right. They

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Speaker 4: hate gluten. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: The other thing is, I'm just wondering if we can

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Speaker 5: be helped slightly by maybe.

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Speaker 4: A laugh track or something. She is there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, is there any way that you could find some

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01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:30,599
Speaker 5: kind of large track the amazing?

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01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:33,800
Speaker 4: Oh that would be brilliant. They would really save this. Yeah. Okay,

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01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:34,880
Speaker 4: have you got anything else now?

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01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:35,920
Speaker 7: Yeah?

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01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:36,240
Speaker 4: Sure?

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01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:39,600
Speaker 15: How does the rock pee?

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01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:45,200
Speaker 4: Like Dwayne the Rock Johnson? Who Dwayne the Rock Johnson? Okay?

1542
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:48,679
Speaker 4: How does the rock pee?

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01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:52,439
Speaker 15: Okay, you sound like a primary school kid when you read,

1544
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:55,200
Speaker 15: so that's actually really given away the fact that you're

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01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:55,680
Speaker 15: reading it.

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01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:56,240
Speaker 12: Off the paper.

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01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:58,759
Speaker 15: How does the rock pee?

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01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:00,920
Speaker 12: You want to answer it?

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01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 14: Man?

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01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 4: He dwaynees As Johnson A pretty good.

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Speaker 1: I almost ruined it by saying his name and the

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01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:15,680
Speaker 1: by saying Dwayne the Rock Johnson because you purposely just

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01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:18,639
Speaker 1: hid the rock Yeah he dwyanees his Johnson.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that one, there's his PC So that must have

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01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:21,480
Speaker 5: been from Pixie.

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01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:26,880
Speaker 4: That's that. That comes from Pixie Camel. Oh that's very good,

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01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:27,559
Speaker 4: And you've got.

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01:09:27,400 --> 01:09:30,320
Speaker 15: One more for us now, okay, sure, this one's really long.

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01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:35,240
Speaker 15: My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday.

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01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:41,120
Speaker 5: This feels a lot like the Coffee news is This

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01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,120
Speaker 5: sounds like taking me back?

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01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:47,959
Speaker 4: This sounds like a So your daughter wants the new iPhone.

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01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:48,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, she does.

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01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,640
Speaker 15: I told her she will get one as long as

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01:09:51,680 --> 01:09:54,720
Speaker 15: she has good grades, does her chores and follows the

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Speaker 15: house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone. It's

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01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:07,479
Speaker 15: my way or the Huawei. I think it's because where

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01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:12,200
Speaker 15: is it. The stakes get higher the longer the jokers.

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Speaker 12: It really has to pay off.

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Speaker 4: That was good. I was with you on that journey. Yeah,

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01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:19,880
Speaker 4: and you're like, oh my god, great delivery. Yeah, I

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01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:20,920
Speaker 4: believed you had a daughter.

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01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:22,479
Speaker 15: If I had a daughter that want an iPhone, I

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01:10:22,479 --> 01:10:24,000
Speaker 15: would have to give birth at thirteen.

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Speaker 4: I believe it. Thank you so much for coming in. Now,

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01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 4: Now what are you up to? Why? Why are you

1577
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:31,800
Speaker 4: in New Zealand at.

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01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:34,960
Speaker 15: The moment now about two seven days? Oh yeah, it's

1579
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:37,720
Speaker 15: about hanging out with Diahinwood actually yeah.

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01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:39,400
Speaker 4: And where are you living in Australia at the moment?

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Speaker 7: Melbourne, Melbourne.

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Speaker 12: Do you want my exact address?

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01:10:42,120 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 4: Yeah? Post please?

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01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,839
Speaker 7: No, actually that's genuinely the number.

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Speaker 12: Of my streets.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 5: And how's everything going in Australia at the moment.

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01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:51,920
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's actually pretty good.

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01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:55,320
Speaker 15: Unfortunately, like I can't report back that it's horrible. That's

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01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:55,880
Speaker 15: what I think.

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01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:58,360
Speaker 12: He want to hear like, oh don't go and it's.

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01:10:58,280 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 4: Rubbish and you two you're turn around doing shows.

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01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:04,080
Speaker 15: Touring around doing shows back to Edinburgh. I've got a

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01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:07,240
Speaker 15: special online on YouTube as well, so for those cheap

1595
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:09,160
Speaker 15: skates that don't want to pay to see me to comedy,

1596
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:10,240
Speaker 15: you can actually.

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01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:10,599
Speaker 7: See it for free.

1598
01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:11,719
Speaker 4: Look it up on YouTube.

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01:11:12,120 --> 01:11:15,240
Speaker 15: Hayley Sproul did write my special as well though, so yeah,

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Speaker 15: I'm not taking any credits.

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01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:17,800
Speaker 4: Well, are you allowed to talk any of those gigs

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01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:18,719
Speaker 4: there if you want to take.

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01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:20,160
Speaker 5: Them more than welcome?

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01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:22,680
Speaker 15: That is my closer actually the Whiwai one, so.

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01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:25,400
Speaker 5: Well, if you tested it on the script, it went

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01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:29,040
Speaker 5: quite well killed Yeah, melbrace Well, thank you so much

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01:11:29,040 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 5: for coming in Radio Hurdockes Day and Loan number.

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Speaker 6: Two, The Matt and Jerry Show.

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Speaker 5: Radiohadock's Day and Loan number two. We're sitting on Plumbing

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Speaker 5: World toilets here. We've been sitting on plumbing weel toilets

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Speaker 5: for the last two hours and fifty minutes actually on

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Speaker 5: the Empires and stage here at the Empires.

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Speaker 4: Haven't met. Yeah, it feels good to have been doing

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01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:50,080
Speaker 4: great stuff for my hen Robins, as I was saying before,

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01:11:50,920 --> 01:11:52,719
Speaker 4: raising awareness for Bowcans in New Zealand.

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01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:55,760
Speaker 5: You can instantly donate three dollars by texting lou to

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01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 5: three double seven nine, or you can visit day and

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Speaker 5: lou Co dot Nz for larger donations.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:06,880
Speaker 1: So this whole thing that, you know, like when we

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01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:11,000
Speaker 1: started a partnering up with bow Cancer New Zealand around

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01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:14,320
Speaker 1: us and trying to get people to get themselves checked

1623
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:16,080
Speaker 1: if they've got the key symptoms and such that it

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01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:19,560
Speaker 1: was all inspired by I give good friend Diehinwood, wasn't it, Jeremy.

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01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:22,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right. And bow Cancer New Zealand is a

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01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:25,600
Speaker 5: nationwide charity, just a little bit about them, dedicated to

1627
01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 5: patient support and advocacy, vital research and reducing.

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01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:32,240
Speaker 4: The impact of bow cancer.

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01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:35,719
Speaker 5: And there are one hundred percent community funded and received

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01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:40,120
Speaker 5: no government assistance. And we're just talking earlier to Victoria

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01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:42,519
Speaker 5: and she was saying that, you know, we can raise

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01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:44,920
Speaker 5: all the money in the world, but encouraging you to

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01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:47,599
Speaker 5: get checked early if you do have symptoms is the

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01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:50,240
Speaker 5: most important thing that we are doing here today.

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01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:52,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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01:12:52,520 --> 01:12:55,320
Speaker 5: So thanks also to the amazing support from Cotton Softs,

1637
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:59,599
Speaker 5: who this month doubled the bow Cancer donations to thirty

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01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:03,320
Speaker 5: thousand dollars and look just quickly some of those symptoms

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01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:07,120
Speaker 5: if you do have you know, bleeding from your bottom,

1640
01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:11,240
Speaker 5: or a change in bowel motions, or severe pain in

1641
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:14,680
Speaker 5: your abdomen, or persistent pain in your abdomen, or a

1642
01:13:14,760 --> 01:13:17,880
Speaker 5: lump or a mass there, or tiredness or weight loss.

1643
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:20,600
Speaker 5: Those are the kinds of things that mean that you

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01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:23,439
Speaker 5: should go along and chat to your GP and say

1645
01:13:23,479 --> 01:13:25,920
Speaker 5: this is what's going on. And as we said earlier,

1646
01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:28,559
Speaker 5: if your GP turns around to you and says, no,

1647
01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:32,320
Speaker 5: everything's okay, that's all right, there's nothing wrong with that,

1648
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,920
Speaker 5: you're better to go in and get checked and make

1649
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:38,120
Speaker 5: sure everything's okay. Then sit around because time is.

1650
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:41,439
Speaker 4: Important, as a Victoria from Bealcanconer, New Zealand said, is

1651
01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:44,960
Speaker 4: the you don't want to die of embarrassment. Just go along.

1652
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:45,600
Speaker 4: It's between you.

1653
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:49,080
Speaker 1: It's a private conversation between you and your GP. And

1654
01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:50,760
Speaker 1: the best thing that can happen is they say, you

1655
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:51,880
Speaker 1: know what, you're sweet ass?

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01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:55,000
Speaker 5: Yeah exactly, because bow cancer is curable in more than

1657
01:13:55,120 --> 01:13:56,160
Speaker 5: ninety percent.

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01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:57,479
Speaker 4: Of cases if caught early.

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01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:01,840
Speaker 5: So earlier on Matt we were singing your song that

1660
01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,960
Speaker 5: you wrote last year actually called check it Out. Yeah,

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01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:06,679
Speaker 5: and I understand it. Before the end of the show,

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01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:07,920
Speaker 5: we're going to go out singing that.

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01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:10,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, No, we're gonna We're gonna sing it again

1664
01:14:10,439 --> 01:14:14,600
Speaker 1: because I think it succinctly sums up the symptoms and

1665
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:16,760
Speaker 1: what you need to do. And we were once again

1666
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:19,320
Speaker 1: going to attempt the key change. We had Milan from

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01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:22,439
Speaker 1: Pluto and before to sing it, and he can actually sing,

1668
01:14:22,479 --> 01:14:23,960
Speaker 1: which was a huge advantage of.

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01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:27,280
Speaker 4: Performing the song. So in the past last year it

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01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:29,240
Speaker 4: was mainly you and me, and let's be honest, we

1671
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:31,479
Speaker 4: were a bit flat and you're a bit sharp. I

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01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:32,840
Speaker 4: was a bit flat. Yeah, that's right.

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01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,760
Speaker 5: All this time around, I just sort of hung back

1674
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:36,920
Speaker 5: in the mix a little bit, which was actually quite handy.

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01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,559
Speaker 1: We've got got Rudor here to provide a little bit

1676
01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:41,200
Speaker 1: of a little bit of support there as well.

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01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:44,880
Speaker 4: Me me, me, me me, Yeah. Now are we gonna yeah,

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01:14:44,880 --> 01:14:46,400
Speaker 4: we're going to read this yeah yeah.

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01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:49,320
Speaker 1: So last year when we did this the day in

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01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:53,519
Speaker 1: lou One, Die Handwood came on and he he said

1681
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:56,240
Speaker 1: something was just off the cuff from him, and I

1682
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:59,240
Speaker 1: thought it was the most most incredibly profound thing I

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01:14:59,240 --> 01:15:01,400
Speaker 1: think I'd ever heard from from anyone in my life,

1684
01:15:01,439 --> 01:15:04,439
Speaker 1: So Jeremy, I believe we've got the text of it

1685
01:15:04,479 --> 01:15:05,000
Speaker 1: there and you're.

1686
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:05,800
Speaker 4: Going to read it out again.

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01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:09,120
Speaker 5: Yeah it was I remember this and I thought these

1688
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:12,040
Speaker 5: words are amazing. Actually, so Die said last year to

1689
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:17,040
Speaker 5: anyone who has received a sad diagnosis, don't sign off, mate.

1690
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:20,799
Speaker 5: You're living with cancer. You're not dying. There's plenty of life.

1691
01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:24,320
Speaker 5: Every moment is something. Every day you're taking a breath,

1692
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:26,760
Speaker 5: having a smile, spending.

1693
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:29,000
Speaker 4: Time with the people you love. You are living and

1694
01:15:29,040 --> 01:15:31,320
Speaker 4: it's actually the same for everyone, sick or not.

1695
01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:35,160
Speaker 5: Please just enjoy what you have while you have it

1696
01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:36,320
Speaker 5: with the people you love.

1697
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,040
Speaker 4: We all have some life to live.

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01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:42,519
Speaker 1: Beautiful words from the great Die heenwit. And he's got

1699
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:45,599
Speaker 1: a show coming up on July fourth at sky City

1700
01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:49,240
Speaker 1: in Auckland, So go along and support the great man there.

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01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:52,640
Speaker 4: So we want to tempt the song again. Yeah all right,

1702
01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:54,280
Speaker 4: God damn it, the mic phones come off.

1703
01:15:56,040 --> 01:15:57,280
Speaker 7: We're going to just hold it in front of.

1704
01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:59,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe you hold that, Rudo, you can hold that.

1705
01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:01,320
Speaker 5: This is used to do with Elvis and his final

1706
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:03,679
Speaker 5: performance as a big Guy. There's a human MIC's stand.

1707
01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:06,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's something tomoralizing when you're trying to sing

1708
01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:08,240
Speaker 1: into mic and it's just slowly drooping in front of him.

1709
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:12,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, especially demoralizing the bedream as well. All right, here

1710
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:16,560
Speaker 4: we go. Are you ready? If you're bleeding from.

1711
01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:18,400
Speaker 12: Your bottom, check it out.

1712
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:25,000
Speaker 4: You gotta start that again, Jesus ma, buh. Okay, here

1713
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:28,639
Speaker 4: we go. If you bleed him from your bottom, check

1714
01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:29,280
Speaker 4: it out.

1715
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:30,639
Speaker 14: Check it out.

1716
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:34,400
Speaker 4: Changing your bell movements.

1717
01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:36,120
Speaker 12: Check it out, check it out.

1718
01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:40,160
Speaker 4: Got a pain in your belly, check it out.

1719
01:16:40,600 --> 01:16:42,880
Speaker 7: Check it out. Check it out.

1720
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:45,679
Speaker 14: Check it out. Check it out.

1721
01:16:47,479 --> 01:16:50,679
Speaker 7: A lumping stomach check it out.

1722
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:56,599
Speaker 14: Check it out. Get skinny, tiet check it out. Check

1723
01:16:56,680 --> 01:16:57,240
Speaker 14: it out.

1724
01:16:58,200 --> 01:16:59,879
Speaker 7: Go see your doctor.

1725
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:01,080
Speaker 4: Check it out.

1726
01:17:01,479 --> 01:17:03,639
Speaker 14: Check it out, check it out.

1727
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:06,360
Speaker 7: Okay, we're gonna change it. Do the key change already.

1728
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,479
Speaker 7: Miss it up every time. If you're pain in from.

1729
01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:11,200
Speaker 4: The rain is, check it out.

1730
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:12,439
Speaker 7: Check it out.

1731
01:17:13,479 --> 01:17:16,360
Speaker 4: Change in your bevements, check it out.

1732
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:17,559
Speaker 7: Check it out.

1733
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 4: You got pain in your.

1734
01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:21,280
Speaker 10: Belly, check it out.

1735
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:22,759
Speaker 7: Check it out.

1736
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:26,400
Speaker 14: Check it out, check it out.

1737
01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:30,080
Speaker 4: Check it ollie hot, check it out.

1738
01:17:30,320 --> 01:17:32,599
Speaker 5: You got to check it out.

1739
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:34,920
Speaker 9: Check it out.

1740
01:17:35,160 --> 01:17:37,439
Speaker 4: You've got to check it out.

1741
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:40,080
Speaker 5: Ruder, check your chick and chicken check it out.

1742
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:42,960
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I gotta check it out.

1743
01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:45,160
Speaker 4: Jeremy, check it out.

1744
01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:57,360
Speaker 14: Check it out, check it out, check it out.

1745
01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:03,840
Speaker 5: Radio Hedgers Dan Luke continues our second year running a

1746
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:06,320
Speaker 5: twelve hour broadcast from the bog Here out of the

1747
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:09,960
Speaker 5: Empire Tavern to raise awareness for bowcancer.

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01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:09,960
Speaker 4: New Zealand.

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01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,960
Speaker 1: You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Radio

1750
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:15,320
Speaker 1: Highlights pod. Right now you can listen to the other

1751
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:19,160
Speaker 1: daily Bespoke pod, which you will absolutely love. Anyway, set

1752
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:22,320
Speaker 1: to download, like, subscribe, write, review, all those great things.

1753
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Speaker 1: It really helps myself and Jerry and to a lesser extent,

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Speaker 1: Mass and Ruder. If you want to discuss anything raised

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Speaker 1: in this pod, check out the Conclave and Matt and

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Speaker 1: Jerry Facebook discussion group. And while I'm plugging stuff, my

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Speaker 1: book of Life is Punishing by Matt heth Thirteen Ways

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Speaker 1: to Love the life You've got. It's out now, get

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Speaker 1: it wherever you get your books, or just google the bugger.

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Speaker 1: Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go. Bless blessed, blessed,

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Speaker 1: give them my taste a kiwi from me,