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Speaker 1: warning that Moggi, just the warning that this is a disclaimer.

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Speaker 1: The disclaimer ahead of this week's episode of the podcast

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Speaker 1: outro becomes pretty apparent pretty quick. Why just with little

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Speaker 1: just with little kids in that. Just maybe don't play

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Speaker 1: it out loud to little kids.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, some enjoy.

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Speaker 3: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Get up even closer.

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Speaker 3: On Instagram, YouTube and TikTok.

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Speaker 1: For raw Doggys for to seven every weekday on radio.

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Speaker 4: And you are mad bastards for loving it. Someone left

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Speaker 4: a I think it was Kate, very kindly left Easter eggs.

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Speaker 2: Because she knew you'd fire up and you did.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 3: First thing I've eaten today.

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Speaker 2: Except for all of that ass i ate some.

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Speaker 4: Ask don't you worry about that you did it? How

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Speaker 4: much do you want to?

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Speaker 3: Bit keezy?

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Speaker 2: Here's a horn still going eight to nines? Really? Oh yeah, horniness?

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Speaker 1: You eating messes? Okay, disclaimer now just realized.

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Speaker 4: Just this is coming from a man. Remember Murgi he

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Speaker 4: lost fifteen hundred bucks on his last bit. Yeah, this guy,

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Speaker 4: that guy you want to you want to bit twenty bucks?

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Speaker 3: Casey. Yes, I've got pecks to prove that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: It's worth playing twenty bucks to see the peck.

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Speaker 1: You took selfies while you were eating some mare bullshit.

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Speaker 2: Man, Yeah that's pretty good. Actually, you like that.

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Speaker 1: I don't like marshmallow eggs.

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Speaker 3: I don't mind them.

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Speaker 1: What do you try this one?

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Speaker 3: I quite like the ones that ooze as well? What

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Speaker 3: like him? I don't know what you like?

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Speaker 2: A cream egg? Yeah, like a creamy I hate that.

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Speaker 2: I've always hated cream eggs.

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Speaker 3: God, you're hard to please, man, I like everything else.

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Speaker 3: Do you like the marshmallow ones?

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Speaker 2: I love the marshmallow.

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Speaker 3: What about the ones that are just like casing, just hollow?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 2: I guess like chocolate?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you know what the best one?

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Speaker 3: But you don't like chocolate that oozes?

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Speaker 2: I don't like well, I don't know what that ship is.

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Speaker 1: It's just sugar man, man.

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Speaker 2: Sugar man.

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Speaker 3: It's just sugar man syrup some description.

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Speaker 1: The problem with the cream egg is it is yummy,

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Speaker 1: but it's too big and it's too much filling. It's

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Speaker 4: You're right, I don't like cream eggs either. You're hard

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Speaker 4: to please, Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 5: But you eat ass though all day in his ass

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Speaker 5: as well. I mean, nas, please eat nas.

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Speaker 4: I think I might fick girl, you know what, I think.

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Speaker 4: I think I might be celibate for a while longer.

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Speaker 4: You mean, I think I might be celibate for a while, fellows.

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Speaker 1: Your wife will be stoked.

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Speaker 3: You know. Let's say a month.

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Speaker 1: Isn't a birthday or something.

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Speaker 1: It's not a celibate, that's tandy. It standing, and it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the opposite of whatever that.

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Speaker 1: So why are you going to be celibate?

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Speaker 2: What's this?

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Speaker 1: Because you've already deprived yourself of everything you like.

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Speaker 3: It's it's just a good way to, you know, get

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Speaker 1: Be nervous, horny energy. That's that's what we're walking in

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Speaker 1: here every day. Fucking When is the last time you

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Speaker 1: had an unbidden erection? You just good morning?

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Speaker 2: Unbidden? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Well you mean I mean I woke up.

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Speaker 2: With one but in your mouth?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Who was it?

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's something that plagues me some mornings, you know,

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Speaker 4: and I have to pull the blood again.

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Speaker 2: Grew up.

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Speaker 3: It's the downside of Yeah, I'm having a massive fus No,

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Speaker 4: I was just thinking about mates over an island listening

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Speaker 4: That's going to hate really understandably, I apologize really yeah.

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Speaker 3: Personally.

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Speaker 1: Idea literally started it by saying you're eating as.

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Speaker 3: Did I say that? Specifically? You said it, and then

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Speaker 2: Do you both a couple of shockers, I can tell

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Speaker 1: Jason, definitely not.

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Speaker 4: Usually it's Mogi that leads off the sort of ship

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Speaker 4: the whole.

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Speaker 1: Racky Big Show week days from four on radio Hurraarchy.

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Speaker 2: They Big Show Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Now let's have a nice clean.

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Speaker 3: Up here feels.

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Speaker 2: How was your day, CAPPI.

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Speaker 1: Not today today fields My day was annoying. We can

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you came in here a bit snippy.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't snippy.

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Speaker 1: Just quickly, just to paint a picture for the audience.

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Speaker 1: There's a big Easter egg on the table out there.

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Speaker 1: Jace came in immediately started opening it.

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Speaker 2: In a box. Huge. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Jace immediately started opening it and I said, no, I

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Speaker 1: snippy about that and was like, where's our chocolate?

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Speaker 4: One of the advantages I have if I'm feeling a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I do get to walk to work, and that's

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Speaker 4: It does work, because it's amazing how when you walk

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Speaker 2: Out a bit. Did you drive today?

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Speaker 4: No? Actually, on that I need to move my car.

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Speaker 4: I've realized it's been I haven't moved it for a days.

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Speaker 2: Well, a few days or longer than that, a few days.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to.

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Speaker 2: Give it a run.

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Speaker 4: That they might well, I gave it a run on

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Speaker 2: Go, whose car is this, dude, it's your car park?

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Speaker 1: True?

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Speaker 3: Fuck?

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Speaker 5: Then man, you know you're you're sweet. You just need

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Speaker 5: to run the battery, babe. Yeah, man, babe, Yeah, you're

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Speaker 5: a good egg to hod are.

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Speaker 1: A good egg hood no matter what everyone says, you're.

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Speaker 2: You're sucking at hard on the mic.

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Speaker 1: Have you guys easter plans?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 2: Who's eating them? I don't think so, No, that's so

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Speaker 2: many two eggs.

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Speaker 5: But the wife does a really great egg hunt, the

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Speaker 5: stuff you never got when you're a kid.

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Speaker 2: And also, I'm a boy.

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Speaker 1: Family are big on that ship to like writing clues

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Speaker 1: and bearing them. Yeah, dude, you just got handed a

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Speaker 1: fucking handful, you know, him and frozer clue and a

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Speaker 5: And so the missus has been doing that. She does

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Speaker 5: She doesn't hangover. She doesn't hangover. I lie on the couch.

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Speaker 4: tiny writing, the tiny writing, which is and I think

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Speaker 4: it's it's predominantly a wife thing too, because my wife

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Speaker 3: She always put a lot of that.

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Speaker 2: She cared about the kids and you were hungover.

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Speaker 4: But re the Easter break, we're having dinner with my

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Speaker 2: Them.

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Speaker 3: I'm really looking forward.

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Speaker 4: To hanging out with my wife for four days to

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Speaker 4: No, she she has gutted that it's over and that

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good, so she's pumped about it.

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Speaker 3: But it's also you.

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Speaker 4: Know, because we went on for about three or four

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Speaker 3: Been a weird way.

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Speaker 2: So that'll be good.

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Speaker 1: So you guys are going to spend the entire weekend

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Speaker 1: just being city slickers?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, doing that?

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Speaker 2: Do you?

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Speaker 1: He was do you do you see? Jason? He was

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Speaker 1: prepared for me to say something really bad and genuinely

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Speaker 1: just he doesn't know.

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Speaker 4: I knew what you were gonna say. What and we'll

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Speaker 4: probably do that as well.

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Speaker 1: Thought I was gonna say, you're gonna spend the week

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Speaker 1: in shagging?

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Speaker 2: Is there what you thought? I was gonna say?

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Speaker 3: No, that's not what I specifically thought.

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Speaker 1: You something to do with the disclaimer at the start

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Speaker 1: of this podcast. Correct, would I say that you little

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Speaker 1: of me?

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Speaker 2: Don't you?

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Speaker 4: You just scat and I will would not be doing that,

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Speaker 4: by the way, that's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, but you we shook on it that you

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Speaker 1: did do that. This morning. You did twenty bucks, twenty hack,

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Speaker 1: twenty hack man, I get to six pigs as a

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Speaker 1: bit bit eithern Man get it on this part.

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Speaker 2: Okay, fine, play half price sushi.

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Speaker 3: Alright, goodbye, you.

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Speaker 1: Go feel as old, old tidy things up. Hey, listen

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Speaker 1: to the Big Show four to seven weekdays Radio Hurdaki.

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Speaker 1: Good listening. I'm just gonna leave the music playing for

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Speaker 1: a little bit longer, just to really get to that

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Speaker 1: ten minute mark there and.

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Speaker 4: There we go.

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Speaker 2: See you let up.